Football FARK Ups - Ozzy Man Reviews
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- Here's me commentary on some of the greatest football fark ups I've seen. Anyone pumped for World Cup 2022 or can't be stuffed? Cheers! MERCH: ozzymanshop.com
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That security guard proposal blocking that football player was legendary. 🤣🤣
He was trying to warn this poor boy. But it was too late...
I'm sure in 2-10 years that that security guard will be proven correct.
team of football players acting like a**holes because the security guard did his job.
Group thinking at its finest.
you mean soccer player, right ?
@@power2084 No he do not. It is called a football here in Europe.
That security guard is a legend. Just doing his job 110%
And gets assaulted by the self entitled football player for his efforts. Shameful.
No, just a prick who enjoys a bit too much his 5g of power!
I'm not sure he needed to push people so aggressively but it is football so.....
While he's doing his job he absolutely didn't have to shove her back like that. While the proposal should have been ok'd with the grounds staff first I'm surprised the player didn't clock him not for the blocking of the proposal but for shoving her like that. She didn't look like she was being aggressive to him.
@@skylined5534 then the player would have been fucked. Like you said, should have OK'd it. Would have been sorted.
Players would have been pissed if he'd let someone through and they weren't supposed to be.
That security guard is my idol. 😌 He deserved to receive the ring 💍
He really took the job of protecting the players, even in the future, really seriously.
Was a great shove on the women thing
Lived through the troubles busting knee caps with the IRA just to retire into madness
That would be a wild plot twist!
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Security guard was like "Get out of the field lady, he's mine"
Jeaoulsy at its peak🤣
yeah, neah, i think that what he's trying to transmit it's: ,,miss, when a game it's developing, people with civil clothes are nearly strictly forbidden to step on this fat, green, and squashy grass"
That security guard is the true hero, he was just trying to prevent that guy from making a huge mistake 🤣🤣🤣
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It is just one of the mistakes in life that men like to make despite all the evidence around them in the world of how bad an idea it is.
😂
2:50 the security is saving the player's life from future disappointment... he is a visionary one
Facts 🤣🤣🤣
True, married 30years. First 20 were great,then you became a habit. ( regular story)A habit you can't shake off. Emotions ard dangerous. They make you do things,you know you're not fine about but let slide for a peaceful life. Just saying.
Rarely does it work out for life!
@@charlesstewart9246 nah man marriage is good
I am also with the security guard in that one. If you were going to break protocol then inform the security first
We need sports commentator like you.
His enthusiasm for whatever he's commentating on is like Murray Walker's! I'd consider watching F1 again if OM was the main presenter!
fifa could never pay for that
I would definitely watch it then
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Ozzy Man for 2026 WC commentator
It's like a bloody soap opera with all the drama happening on the field. That proposal attempt was priceless!
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@@manilove2pwn 😂
If the Physio dude doesn't get customers he makes his own ones 😄
Haha good one 😆
the bloke at 0:41 is Dirk Nowitzki, probably the best european basketball player ever and one of the greatest players of his generation altogether
yeah, he was just being funny, not a serious attempt. and yeah, he is the european basketball goat.
Only a german would say that
He parodied the penalty zaza took for italy against germany in the 2016 euros
@@lordg1845 th-cam.com/video/I4HeTxyQKDM/w-d-xo.html
The German Moses?
02:22 i laughed how they just tossed the injured guy to the ground xD
The man, the myth, the legend.. Scott Sterling
dont remind of that
YES i was looking for this
His face is like a brick wall
Only americans mention this 🤣😂
My favorite soccer screw up has to be the time one of the players was getting stretchered off of the field and the guy carrying the front of the stretcher kept on putting his ass in the guy's face XD.
lmao that one. It's supposed to cost extra but I guess the guy was giving him a taster. 🤣
Haha! Oldie goldie, that clip 😂
what is soccer?
@@RaduRadonys the most boring sport ever invented. Soccer is short for Association Football, the British called it Soccer to differentiate it from other Football codes like Rugby Football.
@@RubyDoobieScoo i bet you watch badminton n curling.
Okay this is too funny. The moment the ball went off the dudes head and returned to the goal. I immediately thought of Scott Sterling. Two seconds later, OZZY says the same thing!
The security guard lmao, he killed me with his facial expressions 🤣🤣🤣
Proposed during a match? Yeah, nah that's a straight red card in my opinion!
A red card from a black hole, ouch, that's gotta hurt
Time wasting 101
What a doyle.
Or a red flag
00:27 that's some "Smooth Criminal" shit for more than one reason
That lean...
Dude scored a goal, then an own goal by proposing.
Yep, that’s what ozzy just said.
🤣🤣💀The Security is trying to prevent dude from making a lifetime mistake. And those paramedics that kept on stumbling had me 💀
Oh man, the security guard almost saved him.
hahahaha not many people got this joke I think
The security guard was literally doing his job.
Yeah. He’s there keeping people off the pitch so those losers can play, and they turn on him in an instant. What dicks.
0:58 That goalkeeper is Tomislav Piplica for his team Energie Cottbus. He later claimed that he couldn't see that ball against the bright sky...although imo it's obvious he tried to be cool and clear the ball with a header and that went terribly wrong. Real league game by the way.
Piblica, die Legende. 😅
That's the most soccer I've ever seen Ozzy , and will only watch it here.
"he's American he doesn't know the rule" lol
SCOTT STERLING!!! lol I died when he mentioned the Man, the myth, the leeeegennnnd.
The guys carrying the stretcher were hilarious!
And they dropped him just like that at the sideline
@@lucky889s9 that was the best part lol. Like the rest could’ve been genuine tripping. But then that drop 😂
0:41 is Dirk (coincidentally also number 41) in a legends game, imitating a penalty Zaza did in the euros 2016. His penalty therefore isn't a fail but a perfect imitation.
The security guard be like: you'll regret this in a couple of years, don't make this mistake 😂
You know how I feel about this proposal? So I just did very important thing for myself and my team by achieving a goal, so I'll just use that moment to propose to my girlfriend who actually cares about that goal much less then I do and would probably prefer proposal among her dearest friends and family and not among my pears and whole bunch of spectators.
Failure even without that guard, who was just doing his job, making this proposal completely about him and not at all about her.
That's the problem with this kind of thing, the point is to make something all about them, and it's always cringe.
As for the last one, the proposal clip - at least they going to have something to remember and talk about till the rest of their lives!
Notice how the security guard didn't fall down and act like he was injured when the football player slapped him? The players should take notes on that.
Security guard is just doing his work. The girlfriend shouldn't be there. Being a footballer doesn't give you extra privileges
While he's not wrong, people need to be flexible.
@@Dandandandandandandandandanda1 if your job is to explicitly do what he's doing, then being flexible means failing his duty.
What a romantic proposal
Maybe he knows the guy well and was telling her to run for hills?
Just sort it out in advance
0:48 Bro, Dirk Nowitzki doesnt need to hit the goal in a different sport after a run up like that in a fun charity game lmao
Security guard was just trying to save that man from losing half his fortune
Sad nowadays
@@Dargoneth It really is
The stretcher bearer that hurled the stretcher to the ground at the end was just reviewing his life choices and came up with the conclusion, "F*ck this for a game of soldiers!" 😂 💀
Someday the player will wish he had allowed the security guard to save half of everything he owned.
Lmfao how the security guy pushes the girl 😭💀
I'm with the security guard too. Get on with the game!
*Entire cast of Monty Python:*
"YES! GET ON WITH IT!"
The security guard was just trying to protect that baller from making a horrible decision.
Not a fan of fútbol, or proposals, but I love Ozzyman 👍🏽
Same, it's dull as ditch water but if anyone can make it fun and entertaining Ozzy Man can!
This is also quite funny and accurate regarding the world cup:
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I troll BT sports when they post about soccer. Been doing it for years. Just lighthearted stuff, like "congratulations on your soccer award". They get so mad "IT'S FOOTBALL YOU DUMB YANK"
@@wjbt3
You can call it what you like, I call it 'crap' anyway 😂
@@wjbt3 it is football tho...
@@wjbt3 You are master troll my friend, very intelligent.
The security guard was giving her a chance to escape🤣🤣
Lmao 🤣
Her? Maybe giving the player a chance to avoid the mistake of his life.
@NiPeMi Recenzii Filme He's a football player, he's definitely doing her a favour rather than him
FOOTBALL! - Wait... What?... Nevermind, I thought this was a football video. Not a footy foot football video. Just a lost American here. 😁
The look on that security guard's face tells me he was enjoying it a bit too much.
0:00 about time for Deyverson to show up on Ozzyman. Vamo BRASIL!
That proposal 🤣🤣🤣
Got to include Watford vs Leicester "Here's Hogg... DEENEY" That ending has everything and all fark ups too. Emotions all over the place and heart attack worthy.
0:47 was that dirk?
The security guard was trying to protect that man's income.
Not all heroes wear capes.
That security guy is a legend
Security was just doing his job. If he were informed that this would happen, he wouldn't have interfered.
Didn't have to shove her like that though.
Homie straight man handled the lady though. Like that's the power of a shove you give a 300lb 6'5 man when he's being aggressive, not some 5'2 125lb chick slowly walking towards you...
it takes 2 seconds to see the man kneeling and reading the room...
@@bmo3778 His job is not to watch the players on the field, but the people trying to trespass onto it. He doesn't have eyes in the back of his head.
Cry harder about the shove, losers. Security guard is an egalitarian and treated the woman equally as he would a man.
Poor security guard, he was only trying to save the poor guy . I wish he was about 29 years ago, I'd shake his hand for his help now lol
I'm with the security guard, he's doing his job. What an insult to be shoved around by soccer players and they probably got him fired.
yeah, and the judge gave the player a yellow card after the proposal for wasting time... :) facts!
"There was a time when sport was a celebration of the human potential to achieve excellence...gradually, the celebration became more important than the actual achievement."
And the compilations are worth it.
Ten years later turns out the security guard was right 😂
10 years? Yeah, nah, no more than 2 years.
I can.not believe Ozzy Man had the ΑΕΛ - Εργοτέλης match from Greece here! (stretcher falling around 2:22) :D
The guy at 1:00 is Tomislav Piplica and realy famous in germany for this szene 😄👍
Good old days 🙏
That guy that missed the penalty is Dirk Nowitzki... He's a Basketball player... And it was a match for charity
2:07 I was wondering if you'd have a snippet from Greek Football... and you didn't disappoint
I like how the one guy carrying the stretcher seemed so pissed off at his coworker that he threw the cargo down in disgust, who was ultimately the only guy who suffered.
But who knows. Perhaps the injured party was talking massive amounts of shit from the stretcher, or spoke a totally different language and instead of saying "ah fuck this hurts" they thought he was saying "your mom sucks."
That security guard nearly saved him but he just blundered straight back in. Bet he regrets it now.
He had one job! And he did it!
Soccer player didn't think it trough now, did he.
Probably not, I didn’t see anything that remotely looked like a trough, so I doubt he did either.
@@somecallmetim4490 Mate, they misspelt football, so don't be mean about them misspelling through.
*through
Unless you mean like a trough of water for a horse to drink out of and the player didn't think about it.
Thanks, I blame the English language though. I thought about it and it is just thoroughly tough getting through all those variations for a dyslectic non-English speaker.
I'm not changing it!
@@MarijnvdSterre I blame the English language too, especially since it's my second language.
The security guard was right in every sense. You can't shout at someone for doing their bloody job.
Sup aussie man, you beautiful barsted
The security guard is trying to prevent the player, from the biggest foul in his life.
I hope we more of this in the World cup
I hope YOU more of this world cup
I hope they less of this in the world cup
I we get more of this in World Cup.
I in the World cup hope we of this more
Love the banter because I can't spell 😂
"Hes drummed up business for himself" lmao
never change ozzy! Never change..
I'm sad for the security guard.
Security guard was probably doing him a favour! !
Protecting the player from a life of misery.!
Not watching the corrupt World Cup but looking forward to Ozzy Man’s commentaries in the weeks to come.
You are one of the few then. Viewership seems to be fine despite all the complaining.
well F you, you and your virtue signaling ... bet you didn't complain about brazil, Safrica or Russia cup not to mention any western cup, despite the some of the biggest war crimes being committed by the western gov't
@@royr1016 said by a hockey fan lmao 🤣
I don't expect from americans/Canadians to be that smart
Faking injuries are the best of worst acting 😂😂
They had 6 years to reconsider the location of this year's World Cup; but, when the FIFA President gave his openng ceromony speech, he was like "what, y'all in't being fair"?
And Qatari authorities just deciding to ban alcohol at stadiums three days before the tournament starts. What a shitshow! Don't feel sorry for anyone dumb enough to attend this world cup!
0:44 That's Dirk Nowitzki (2m10 tall basketball player) also making fun of footballers doing this during a fundraise event.
this guy can not make a bad video truly deserving of every penny you make from these
The security guard was trying to save the guy from the next 10 years of misery
Ozzy.. you're the only person that can make this sport watchable
Brilliant. So funny. Cheers for cheering up the day!
Can't wait to see your commentary on Australia vs. Argentina!
Tremendous!! " You've earned my package of a iPhone/MacBookpro for my giveaway for more write me up on my social media platform above for acknowledgement.……..
Yes please
Agree!!
0:42 is Dirk Nowitzki in a charity match where he was mocking an Italien named Zaza who took his penalty just like this
That guy at 00:59 was Tomislav Piplica playing for my hometown club FC Energie Cottbus in Germany. Legendary fail, more than 20 years ago already. Still, he was the most beloved player for decades at the club
0:48 that wasn't a real game haha. He is Dirk Nowitzk, a basketball player from germany. An italian football player did this runup in the quarterfinals of the european championchips 2016 against germany and missed the goal. germany won the game and went to the semi finals hahaha one of the best moments
He didn't know it at the time, but the security guard gave him his last chance to change his mind.
That physio knows job security
2:29 love his teammate on the right laughing at him
Ozzy Man with a Scott Sterling reference. Awsomeness x 2
the only time I watch football is when Ozzyman does reviews on it :)
The proposal: will you, Betty, please get me tf out of the team housing?
Loving how you had Dirk Nowitzki making the legendary Simone Zaza impression there.
0:28 the man, the myth, the legend!
The only sport where half the guys who are accustomed to taking balls to the face act like they're mortally injured when they do it in front of strangers.
I'm with the security guard on this one, haha classic Ozzy.
Here's to hoping for more Ozzy Man Football videos in the coming weeks for those of us who are boycotting that shitshow in Qatar
This was and is the only Football I will watch during WC because FIFA and Qator.
You know Ozzy Man is talented when he can even make soccer look entertaining to watch!
Security guard was doing the dude a favor. He knew that when his career is over and the glamor and spotlight is gone ,so will she
Any game that allows a player to take out a ring and propose to a female during the game is stupid.
Ozzy needs to do more sports commentary
best 'sport' commentary I've seen Ozzy do was about 6 years ago.....commentating on a marble race down a beach racetrack.....check it out on his page😁
Bill Belichick doing security work 😂
Thanks for the laugh, I needed it!!!! nursing a big kidney stone and a lil laugh helps a lot :)
Get well soon mate.
I also am with the security guard on that one.
Greets from Germany!
No WorldCup this year for me!
They get Budweiser to sponsor the show, then announce 48 hr before the start that beer sales are strongly restricted. That's just unfriendly. And Qatar - who'd have guessed?
@@1258-Eckhart Fifa members still have beer 🥴
It will be a Qatastrophe !!! Just imagine how many fans will be arrested for public drunkenness, ripping of their shirts, exposing their legs by wearing shorts and screaming profanity at the locals they'll be spending possibly years in jail for just being typical football fans.😳