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  • @powersurge8895
    @powersurge8895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9137

    You’ve teased us with the title
    Now do a Minecraft video, coward

    • @androxity8615
      @androxity8615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      *ANGRY*

    • @theedragonking1
      @theedragonking1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      What about a halo video since the master chief collection is on pc

    • @kristofnagy3248
      @kristofnagy3248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      He won't coz he only does sponsored videos.

    • @CriminalGamingHimself
      @CriminalGamingHimself 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      *SHOW HIM THE FEARS OF THE CREEPER*

    • @Stace829
      @Stace829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yea do it no balls

  • @masterzoroark6664
    @masterzoroark6664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    Your designs are like: "Yes, i know i can use other weapons but now i can purge heretics with five different types of flame"

  • @attilakovacs5040
    @attilakovacs5040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1839

    RussianBadger:*puts the Life Of Boris spray on the car* “Life of Boris is God”
    Me:BLYAT!!!!

  • @weirdogiant6886
    @weirdogiant6886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    1:01 "Life of Boris is a god."
    But not just any god,
    *A SLAV GOD*

  • @dirkwolf9463
    @dirkwolf9463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Holy crap I just started watching Badger's videos and feeling deja vu for some reason about these guys and then I find the Crossout videos and I realize I played as a random with these guys for months.

    • @ΔΣΘ-ξ6τ
      @ΔΣΘ-ξ6τ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Damn, you really saw the behind the scenes

    • @Cobra-zv5db
      @Cobra-zv5db ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ΔΣΘ-ξ6τ yup

  • @LL-nd1bc
    @LL-nd1bc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    I love how he doesn’t acknowledge the amount of grinding you need to do to “have fun”

    • @mr.potato2223
      @mr.potato2223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yup
      For the first...
      I dont know how long
      I deleted it before i got there

    • @bobberman4641
      @bobberman4641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I mean, he did mention it in a video in 2018

    • @ghostleemann955
      @ghostleemann955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      it takes hours to get a single cannon that can rotate

    • @imtableship1703
      @imtableship1703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Pretty sure they provide them with press accounts that have a lot of gear unlocked, so they unknowingly skipped the grinding.

    • @goldenapplesaga5446
      @goldenapplesaga5446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ghostleemann955 I learned that the market is the #1 meathod to getting stuff and crafting things are the worst way to get the stuff you want unless its to sell it on said market

  • @cookedfish1385
    @cookedfish1385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1479

    *Tank flips on its side*
    Enemy: He’s down! Get em!
    Tank: *Opens missile hatch with malicious intent*

    • @cookedfish1385
      @cookedfish1385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Also once again Grouse dives out of an armored vehicle/ship/plane with a smaw launcher and engages the enemy

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Cooked Fish “I’m unable to run, but so are you.”

    • @TimDaCorgi
      @TimDaCorgi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Try to get me now bitches*

    • @jakejohnson7984
      @jakejohnson7984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How do you not use a missile with malicious intent

    • @kennethawe1410
      @kennethawe1410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Have you no Manners? Politely use the missile. Obviously...

  • @drpax2417
    @drpax2417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Badger: "What can i make that's both ridiculous and effective?"
    Hank Hill: ...propane and propane accessories
    Badger: Hold up...I got this

  • @Awootistic
    @Awootistic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

    Russianbadger: *acknowledges LifeOfBoris*
    Me: *Happy Hardbass noises*

    • @lilpeabrain721
      @lilpeabrain721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      *snakes in tracksuits starts to faintly play in the backround*

    • @scouseleemini1
      @scouseleemini1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Opa!

    • @kharn2472
      @kharn2472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IDI NAHUI!

    • @chapinsaurio9856
      @chapinsaurio9856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@scouseleemini1 Opa!!

    • @Kikai155
      @Kikai155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      C H E E K I B R E E K I I S L I F E

  • @KageRyuu6
    @KageRyuu6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "Perfection" that takes years to get anywhere near the number of high end parts you were given off the bat with a press account.

  • @LT-sy3on
    @LT-sy3on 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    When Badger talked about the contact module, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone hasn’t already made a bunch of vehicles that could be connected to become a massive “Power Ranger” like mech.

  • @Mildcat743
    @Mildcat743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    That casual Life of Boris plug is everything. The collab that I didn't know I needed.

    • @SOVIETQUR117g
      @SOVIETQUR117g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I 10000000% agree with you

    • @AremStefaniaK
      @AremStefaniaK 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I want these guys do a big multiple game battle, like tankathlon. Love you guys, both.

    • @Lubuntuuser
      @Lubuntuuser 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@AremStefaniaKIn this video, he said at 1:01 IN TEXT: "life of boris is a god" when later on, in one of his videos on tabg, he said he loves money, which is the root of all evil, and boris is slavic, not an American cyka.

  • @negativeninja7465
    @negativeninja7465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    PLZ do crossover with Life of Boris, The Slavic power would be off the charts.

    • @reninanaj9508
      @reninanaj9508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Plus SovietWomble, the Holy Trinity of Slav

    • @negativeninja7465
      @negativeninja7465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@reninanaj9508 FOR THE GLORY OF MILF

    • @christopherwinter2099
      @christopherwinter2099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@negativeninja7465 NO we will not be called Milf

    • @fankeek
      @fankeek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@negativeninja7465 I love comments

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@christopherwinter2099 *Calls in airstrike on Civ village*

  • @stephanieflaherty5715
    @stephanieflaherty5715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    RussianBadger: "The petrol punisher"
    America: DID I HEAR OIL

    • @yeetusmageetus8218
      @yeetusmageetus8218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *LOADS WITH AMERICAN INTENT*

    • @paulstevens5584
      @paulstevens5584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Piroys shutup and tack my mune

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *laughs in norwegian Oil stocks*

    • @KillaIn556
      @KillaIn556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      THAT SHIT IS MINE

    • @Kqphsh
      @Kqphsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yeetusmageetus8218 smiles in armour piercing composite rigid

  • @walker110701
    @walker110701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    0:26 WE COULD RULE THIS CITY SPIDER-MAN!

  • @Tronnos840
    @Tronnos840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Me: struggling to farm and craft good weapons
    TH-camrs:
    this game is so easy

  • @nicolaspowers6668
    @nicolaspowers6668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    "..and a pay model that would make EA jealous."

    • @ParaFox404
      @ParaFox404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Right!?!

    • @RashaKahn
      @RashaKahn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      In their defense, it is a free to play game and they need to make money, whereas EA you have to pay them first to be able to gouge you.

    • @ParaFox404
      @ParaFox404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@RashaKahn The game is near unplayable, I get your point dont get me wrong... but it's still shite.

    • @donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495
      @donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ParaFox404 blame the people nowadays, not the devs.

    • @mobiuscoreindustries
      @mobiuscoreindustries 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495 nah, not the devs, the higher ups. they are the ones who actually dictate the monetization and they are the ones who profit from it. devs have fixed salaries, they don't benefit from the stocks

  • @deanmckellar619
    @deanmckellar619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1292

    Life of Boris and TheRussianBadger playing together.
    Me: *WHEN*

    • @mohamednail1707
      @mohamednail1707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      THAT NEED TO HAPPEN

    • @Richhoodlum
      @Richhoodlum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Life of Boris*

    • @dorkvis5008
      @dorkvis5008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Damn i want to play with them too

    • @gameclips2009
      @gameclips2009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1 2 you can edit comment my guy

    • @brianjohnson4634
      @brianjohnson4634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *WHO THE HELL IS BORIS*

  • @JoelDashReed
    @JoelDashReed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Señor Bajur: "Life of Boris is God."
    Me: "Of course, blin, I mean he has a vodka cooled computer. What would you expect from the Shashlik King?"
    No, really, check his channel, he put vodka cooling on his computer with some EKWB parts. XD

    • @rokasb9441
      @rokasb9441 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mhn

    • @imgladnotu9527
      @imgladnotu9527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      linus: rolls up with his eletric car carrying the *Cement* cooled pc

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He knows the guy?!

    • @farmerskeletor
      @farmerskeletor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ANATOLI!?! WHAY YOU DOING HERE COUSIN!?!

    • @JoelDashReed
      @JoelDashReed 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ReySchultz121 Who?

  • @insidiousvim2679
    @insidiousvim2679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The thing I love about Badger's videos is they're short enough that I can watch a couple in my breaks at work and that I can pause it at anytime, work, come back to it and I can still understand what the video was about even halfway through a sentence.

  • @autobr_
    @autobr_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    8:16 this hits different PBLSD (post-blue-lobster-stress-disorder)

  • @martontauber8213
    @martontauber8213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Badger: life of boris is a god
    me: *yes blyat*

    • @DutchMale
      @DutchMale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sheigmaflaash Gopnik sign of approval

    • @Ltp1305
      @Ltp1305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boris confirmed God of Shashlik

  • @johnlaube6506
    @johnlaube6506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    5:57
    Me: "sees that badger has put augers on his ride."
    Me: No it can't be...
    THE SHAGOHAD?

  • @jeefberky9101
    @jeefberky9101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Tried this back when he was first sponsored by it, enjoyed it enough to play for hours every day.
    Then realized the game relied on grinding to stretch out content and gave up. Wonder if that's changed at all since, I'd love to have a new, mildly interesting toy more than once every 3 weeks of grinding.

    • @terminallydrunk1900
      @terminallydrunk1900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      nah its still the same. i unsubscribed from this dude from his complete unrealistic view of the game. which he got paid for of course.

    • @flyingrat492
      @flyingrat492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@terminallydrunk1900 really? I came back to the game a few weeks ago and it definitely feels less Grindy not having to craft 5 different blue items for a single purple, the special category is pretty great and allows for a better feeling of progression as you do stuff. Still very grindy, but they’ve removed some of the grind and replaced it with more progression

    • @terminallydrunk1900
      @terminallydrunk1900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@flyingrat492 it's still the same. Takes thousands of hours to get ahead or thousands of dollars.

    • @TheBigFormerlyPurpleT
      @TheBigFormerlyPurpleT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@terminallydrunk1900 weird way of saying around 30 bucks max, or 1 week which is around 200 hours

    • @NightmareKing0203
      @NightmareKing0203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@terminallydrunk1900 you dont have to unsubscribe from a good youtuber just because one game dude.

  • @yugoslavianweeb8007
    @yugoslavianweeb8007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2929

    This game would have been fun if there were a lot less grinding and pay to win.

    • @Grules90
      @Grules90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Yeah

    • @theheadhunter2427
      @theheadhunter2427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Wait how is it pay to win. I haven’t seen any micro transactions yet

    • @Hopper958
      @Hopper958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      The game is more pay to progress then pay to win, but you can buy the coins in the game with real money to skip crafting items or you could save up for it without spending real money, but that will take a lot of time grinding for it.

    • @machinech183
      @machinech183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Welcome to absolutely anything done by Gaijin...

    • @anzaca1
      @anzaca1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It's free to play, so they have to monetise it somehow.

  • @thorgalldjnexa
    @thorgalldjnexa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Hi! Thorgall here! tks for showing my "Green Goblin". More like that in EX, easy to find, they all have the "RF" tag (except my submarine : R3D OCTOBER)

  • @anoninunen
    @anoninunen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Game lore: Orks saw the Salamanders fighting the Iron Legion and said: "Ight boyz, dat but moar'n dat. In conklushun: *ahem WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGH!!"

    • @jackwong4198
      @jackwong4198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      U mean iron warriors,rite?

    • @markusallen6818
      @markusallen6818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      [inspired Ork noises]

    • @Aconspiracyofravens1
      @Aconspiracyofravens1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @Lubuntuuser
      @Lubuntuuser 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Learn Grammer, you mint-eating windows xp user!

  • @longjohn1712
    @longjohn1712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Me: hmm I wonder if Badger still plays crossout?
    Badger: *uploads video*
    Me: *Speak of the devil*

  • @bonehrust
    @bonehrust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Bruh, remember that meme where French engineering was literally a four-barreled ship cannons on a tank? Recreate that, please.

    • @nootnoobnoot9484
      @nootnoobnoot9484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone probably did that in the game

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nootnoobnoot9484 I want a Ratte.

  • @vicentesilvah.9880
    @vicentesilvah.9880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Literally every game:
    Badger: *PURGE IT WITH HOLY FIRE*

  • @burnsby6831
    @burnsby6831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    "The noobs wasting time"
    I'm sorry but are there tryhards at crossout?? *whEEZE*

    • @alejandronunez7650
      @alejandronunez7650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      xD

    • @jdmtrainz1039
      @jdmtrainz1039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Sadly yes, and they think that because they spent real money on a fictional overpowered shotgun, they're suddenly good.

    • @venuslightplays8676
      @venuslightplays8676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jdmtrainz1039 only in bedlam

    • @KALL_ME_KAPKAN
      @KALL_ME_KAPKAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Youve never played clan wars

    • @matanuigaming2556
      @matanuigaming2556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FUN IS MANDATORY. (BioTide screech)

  • @CatsFerLife
    @CatsFerLife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    No one:
    The intro: AMEN BRUTHER

  • @justsomeguy7246
    @justsomeguy7246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    How the Laviathen felt on the battlefield: "I don't see a god up here, other than ME" with eyes glowing red

  • @tsathirtyvods2409
    @tsathirtyvods2409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    MINECRAFT MEETS MAD MAX:
    Me: *sees the oregon trail wagon with space rocket thrusters*
    Me: This is standard warzone equipment

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TSAthirty This is America.

  • @JohnDoe-uh5jv
    @JohnDoe-uh5jv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    “We can always win if we have the right amount of oil”
    America in a nutshell

  • @skip9896
    @skip9896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “Hey justinbrantley90, GET OVER HERE”
    Next clip: Literally the only one dead

  • @dusantomici1270
    @dusantomici1270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    no one:
    badger:
    *minecraft is madmax*

  • @josephpasswater2516
    @josephpasswater2516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Me: Sees vehicle, thinks "is that a trail wagon"
    Badger: THE OREGON TRAIL WAGON

  • @NicholasJScott
    @NicholasJScott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:36 crazy idea! Now here me out! A tank that does a flip when you shoot it but it has wheels ontop so it can keep doing non stop flips

  • @threeratsinasuit
    @threeratsinasuit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:22 Badger is one of the only channel where double kickflipping a rocket powered Oregon trail death wagon isn't super out of the ordinary

  • @mmopronick7443
    @mmopronick7443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Watching this video has made me realize that someone, somewhere, has made a weaponized cheeseburger tank.

    • @swaggin_27
      @swaggin_27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MMOPro Nick god now I want to watch that one spongebob movie

    • @eltrashooter2578
      @eltrashooter2578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One man cheeseburger apocalypse.

    • @Chair400
      @Chair400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MMOPro Nick You don’t need a license to drive a burger.

    • @Wizzo_Prez_Armco
      @Wizzo_Prez_Armco 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg ive seen that thing in exibition

  • @ErrorNameNotFound
    @ErrorNameNotFound 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Leviathan: exists
    Russianbadger: burn in holy fire!!!!

    • @TimDaCorgi
      @TimDaCorgi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I read that in the space marine voice in my head

    • @yeenbaby2891
      @yeenbaby2891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This imperial guardsman of the emperor named Ruzzianne Badjuraz redeemend himself for that heresy in heavy flamer hellfire

  • @ToxicSkull0
    @ToxicSkull0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    12:00
    “We can always win assuming we have the right amount of OIL”
    American Intensifies*

    • @0vrsa0
      @0vrsa0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you can always win by being american

    • @paulcatalanatto1170
      @paulcatalanatto1170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@0vrsa0 what's Saigon called now

    • @DynoSkrimisher
      @DynoSkrimisher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh hey are you guys donating fuel to me? Thanks for the barre- oh wait *OH SHI-*

    • @lincolnstone4863
      @lincolnstone4863 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      All we need is oil and American fries

  • @OrigionalCigarette
    @OrigionalCigarette 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Nobody:
    Badger: *Burn this sinner in holy fire, For the emperor.*

  • @TeaRain_
    @TeaRain_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dude, I love how you don't just stick to making videos of only one game. I've been watching your channel for a few years now, and your videos always lift me up when I'm in a dark place.

  • @teardrops9591
    @teardrops9591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Badger when I’m alone: Green Goblin kills bongo cat!
    Badger when my parents enter the room: EAT HIM!

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Shouting the word "LIBERATE" till the enemy ceases all existence is always a winning strat.

  • @troyherrmann235
    @troyherrmann235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “Life of Boris is God”
    -RussianBadger 2019

    • @Lubuntuuser
      @Lubuntuuser 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In this video, he said at 1:01 IN TEXT: "life of boris is a god" when later on, in one of his videos on tabg, he said he loves money, which is the root of all evil, and boris is slavic, not an American cyka.

  • @Heyyits_kj
    @Heyyits_kj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The part where they connected... one thought crossed my mind. " WE WILL HOLD THIS LINE"

  • @aaronperalta3560
    @aaronperalta3560 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:14 BARREL
    4:06 Either the design was not effective, or that dude's mech was buff as heck
    6:35 DAMN that was actually a good one

  • @InquisitorBot
    @InquisitorBot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Badger: life of Boris is a god
    Me: happy slavic shark noises

    • @lilpeabrain721
      @lilpeabrain721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BLYAT CUKAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @CODELIRIOUS-sy8xz
      @CODELIRIOUS-sy8xz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      are you from a slavic country?

    • @InquisitorBot
      @InquisitorBot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CODELIRIOUS-sy8xz slovenia

    • @CODELIRIOUS-sy8xz
      @CODELIRIOUS-sy8xz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      [Bot] ben's minion so youre German spy

    • @Lubuntuuser
      @Lubuntuuser 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In this video, he said at 1:01 IN TEXT: "life of boris is a god" when later on, in one of his videos on tabg, he said he loves money, which is the root of all evil, and boris is slavic, not an American cyka.

  • @lucyarisato6850
    @lucyarisato6850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Top 10 anime crossovers I didn’t expect: Boris and Badger

  • @SiMeSciretis
    @SiMeSciretis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Honestly haven't laughed so hard at a badger vid in a while. Not to say I haven't laughed at previous videos but the degree of laughter is definitely on another level

  • @helltron5807
    @helltron5807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:40 I just got that they referenced scorpion from Mortal Kombat

  • @weebandgaminginc.7593
    @weebandgaminginc.7593 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “That is what happens when you take a Florida man, give him a lab coat and a bottomless defense budget and tell him you want him to make the scariest thing to fly since the Cretaceous period”
    -habitual linecrosser

  • @thetrashypistachi4162
    @thetrashypistachi4162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Napalm: *exists*
    Badger: "all of it please, in need it. for gasunisher 54"

  • @cheemsontheinternet385
    @cheemsontheinternet385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I can feel the oil pumping through my veins.

  • @allen5312
    @allen5312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Me:*sees life of Boris* “BLYAAAAAAAAAAT

    • @lilpeabrain721
      @lilpeabrain721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh Blin Dis Gopnik is quite cultured.

    • @christophervanoster
      @christophervanoster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMG. MOUNTED, AND LOADED

    • @Lubuntuuser
      @Lubuntuuser 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In this video, he said at 1:01 IN TEXT: "life of boris is a god" when later on, in one of his videos on tabg, he said he loves money, which is the root of all evil, and boris is slavic, not an American cyka.

  • @The_Nova1253
    @The_Nova1253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Badger: *Plays intimidation music*
    Enemy team: Why do I hear boss music?

  • @DuccDoesADoot
    @DuccDoesADoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “So what you’re saying is we can always win if we have the right amount of OIL?” Sounds very American to me. 😂
    14:23 Just putting this time stamp up cause my friend is somewhere in this section-

  • @scottland8698
    @scottland8698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Badger: uses oil as a weapon
    USA: *Has Violent Stroke*

  • @somerando3718
    @somerando3718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Grouse coming outta left field with the predator just saying “I got this” it made my day

  • @julienpageaud657
    @julienpageaud657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Badger vehicle : I'm gonna eat your hopes, Dreams and your mortal body, all at the same Time.
    The ennemy : Lol, k spoomer.

  • @mrsmiley548
    @mrsmiley548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When banger pulls up on a enemy vehicle
    10:50

  • @impofan6915
    @impofan6915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the weapons alone cost 25000+- coins per unit, he has 5 of them, along of other expensive stuff, single handedly shifting the flow of random games

  • @basictshirt
    @basictshirt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When were tanks invented?
    Google: 1916
    Tanks in 1915: 5:31

    • @Vernich762
      @Vernich762 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is wrong, but it’s funny.

  • @chriselore5717
    @chriselore5717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:40 band:Lynyrd Skynyrd song:Free Bird

    • @BALegend1230
      @BALegend1230 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *cue the same song but 4 minutes and 56 seconds in*

  • @tanorgilbert9183
    @tanorgilbert9183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "you can play the game for free" I played the game for free... and the amount of time it would take to get to the point where you actually get to enjoy the entire selling point of the game (limitless creativity with vehicles) would take years and YEARS to get to if you tried to keep doing it without paying. until that point, it's an endless grindfest in which you are extremely disappointed that you don't GET to do that limitless creativity, and get stomped by people using way higher power guns than should be allowed in your tier of play simply because they didn't put regular pieces on their car so their power score is low.
    In summary: concept of the game? absolutely awesome.
    Execution of the game? money-grabbing garbage (and I WANT to like this game)

    • @mobiuscoreindustries
      @mobiuscoreindustries 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yep. I don't blame badger, but crossout is just warthunder grind but worse, and warthunder is BARELY TOLERABLE as is and this is from someone who played a fair bit

    • @Toneloc115
      @Toneloc115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's Gaijin for ya

    • @godofredo404
      @godofredo404 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i feel you my man

    • @CodyMetal
      @CodyMetal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My exact experience with the game.

    • @penguin4863
      @penguin4863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Okay I personally disagree because I got to the level he is at within 100 hours of gameplay by just making items and selling them on the market then buying the things I want

  • @superbux4523
    @superbux4523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:59 America summed up in about 3 seconds

  • @kaiplaysgames1538
    @kaiplaysgames1538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that I live IN OREGON, the energy that emanate off of the wagons remind me of when I was little when I wanted to see a .50cal strapped to the sides of the wagons

  • @abuzzkoala1160
    @abuzzkoala1160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:57 as a Californian I confirm that it is like that everyday

  • @quixzhotic5655
    @quixzhotic5655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    12:01 *america had entered the chatroom*

    • @Vernich762
      @Vernich762 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you say
      *OIL?*

  • @Koozwad
    @Koozwad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    It's like a huge middle finger to the whole playerbase.

    • @AremStefaniaK
      @AremStefaniaK 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lol what is? or what isnt?

  • @gymngames45
    @gymngames45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:35
    We have you outnumbered four to 1
    Badger: I like those odds

  • @shinigami9851
    @shinigami9851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:01 All bow down to our Heavenly Father Boris

  • @yadv
    @yadv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I was just thinking of Badger and then I see my notifications and I’m like “oh cool”

    • @yadv
      @yadv 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was just thinking about my comment then I see I got 13 likes in 20 minutes and I was like “oh cool”

  • @metlyze7124
    @metlyze7124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    ''Life of boris is a god''
    *happy eastern european noises*

  • @clover4925
    @clover4925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I honestly just want to see a full montage of them reacting to the creations of people on crossout

  • @deadmemes4188
    @deadmemes4188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    isn't that blue lobster scare before it's time? (8:16)

  • @zordoun3161
    @zordoun3161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm glad badger semi-enjoyed the game. i was one of the OG beta testers for the game and i loved it, so i'm honored that badger enjoyed it.

    • @lawfulspoon4457
      @lawfulspoon4457 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s a shame how terrible it has become in recent years. It was never perfect but dam have things gotten bad.

  • @rochellewhite515
    @rochellewhite515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Badger: I love the environment
    Also badger:

  • @gulaggorilla3968
    @gulaggorilla3968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Avengers:We Greatest Crossover
    Boris: *Enjoying Himself*
    Badger: *Enjoying Himself*
    LoB and RB Fans: Pls....... pls let us hold your beer.........

    • @blueangelacademy9140
      @blueangelacademy9140 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Friendly Gopnik honestly it needs to happen one way or another

  • @atruemanofculture1521
    @atruemanofculture1521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ight just gotta say I wasn’t having the best evening but watching this has made me feel better ,thanks badger

  • @JoeMama-me5wp
    @JoeMama-me5wp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:55 IT'S THE PETRO RANGERS!!!

  • @AarPlays
    @AarPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Them; How many horse power you think this is?
    Me; Dude's using the wrong power measurement system. You're looking for bird/dragon power

  • @Abi_B1989
    @Abi_B1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Project Manhattan 2: Exhibition Boogaloo” You absolute... 🤣

  • @unrulyraccoon6605
    @unrulyraccoon6605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    14:47 for all the folks at home :)

  • @matthewlockhart430
    @matthewlockhart430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Every time Badger plays Crossout, his thought process is "That's cool and all but, uh, *WHAT IF WE ADDED MORE BARRELS* "

  • @RiseofNick
    @RiseofNick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:02 the fact Badger gave a shout out to LifeofBoris is fucking amazing.

    • @Lubuntuuser
      @Lubuntuuser 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In this video, he said at 1:01 IN TEXT: "life of boris is a god" when later on, in one of his videos on tabg, he said he loves money, which is the root of all evil, and boris is slavic, not an American cyka.

  • @NavigatedChaos
    @NavigatedChaos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'd love to see them use the coupler to make 4 different vehicles, that combine into one boss one. Actual thought put into it.

  • @nikolasg5520
    @nikolasg5520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    now try to play this game without any bonuses from gaijin, you either grind for 5 weeks straight or pay 50 bucks to get some decent parts

  • @theak_prophet8864
    @theak_prophet8864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:10 literally an AK the size of a
    F U C K E N
    *M I N I V A N*

  • @somerandomdude5638
    @somerandomdude5638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Minecraft Meets Mad Max".
    So basically every Minecraft server.

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SomeRandom Idiot Mad Max is basically just “this world is filled with short-loved screeching and property rights violations” so...yes.

  • @DZSDan
    @DZSDan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know, what you could do with the combining modules, you could get someone in a jet-like vehicle in the sky and someone in a tank-like vehicle to combine from the Jet's bottom to the Tank's top so any of you could bring the tank into the sky delivering "Death from above"

  • @dragonslayer-kd4lt
    @dragonslayer-kd4lt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I will never unsee a snowman from minecraft holding a desert eagle

  • @cr1msonriver
    @cr1msonriver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    this dude looks like he’d be such a fun friend to hang out with

  • @tacticalnoodles
    @tacticalnoodles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:27
    The Oregon Trail: Circa 1827 colorized

  • @jadenlee2042
    @jadenlee2042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:01
    Don’t you hide- *eats shit*

  • @amazedcrib
    @amazedcrib 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:30 welcome hell
    12:51 also welcome to hell

  • @Vernich762
    @Vernich762 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:41 I’M DEAD BRO