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  • @any_austin
    @any_austin  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +419

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    • @tsanguine
      @tsanguine 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      I love you.

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

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    • @glamorousfluxus
      @glamorousfluxus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      is it good. i hate green drinks but i'm willing to try

    • @asiblingproduction
      @asiblingproduction 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      You should do a housing survey, like percentage of lower, middle, and upper class.

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      @@glamorousfluxusit tastes kinda like grass but like in a good way.

  • @hydroxide6899
    @hydroxide6899 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2252

    5:27
    ‘no one bought any flowers again today’
    *stops*
    ‘that is NOT TRUE!’

    • @SolThax
      @SolThax 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

      The AUDACITY of some people! (and kids.)

    • @MikeHawkaMildlyStank
      @MikeHawkaMildlyStank 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

      He sounded so upset too😢

    • @JosephShemelewski
      @JosephShemelewski 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      ​@@MikeHawkaMildlyStank I would be too thinking you did something good just to feel scammed by some kid

    • @879PC
      @879PC 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      When I stumbled across that girl (in a nearly endgame play through) I bought every flower she had, then sold them back to her, on repeat until she had 5k.

    • @JosephShemelewski
      @JosephShemelewski 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@879PC Then adopt and give a pet rabbit when you reach that part of the game where you have not much else to do but make your hearthfire home and decorate it

  • @playedtoomuch5259
    @playedtoomuch5259 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2588

    10:23 one time as a dark elf this guy showed up at my marriage ceremony and walked around shouting anti dark elf racial slurs at all the guests, what an asshole

    • @powdermonkey9300
      @powdermonkey9300 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +743

      That's extreme unemployed behavior

    • @speckijunkie1173
      @speckijunkie1173 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

      ​@@powdermonkey9300I can confirm I do this all the time

    • @dickbicycle9304
      @dickbicycle9304 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@powdermonkey9300 maybe he’s retired and does it as a hobby. It’s good to have hobbies.

    • @TheGIJew.
      @TheGIJew. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +205

      @@playedtoomuch5259 you beat the crap out of him and the game registers that as you two becoming friends

    • @hermannikorianteri
      @hermannikorianteri 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

      ​@@TheGIJew. Thats just typical men bonding

  • @aurochtamer
    @aurochtamer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2976

    Imagine running a taxi service and the guy doing the job survey marks you down as a con artist instead because he doesn't understand that he has to actually sit in your cab for you to take him somewhere.
    Boss: "Why does the jobs report list us as some kind of con!?"
    Driver: "Shit, I didn't know what was going on. The guy walked around in circles, gave me $300, and left."

    • @ragnarrandom7367
      @ragnarrandom7367 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +136

      you comment was funnier than the video. and i thought the video was funny.

    • @asonofliberty3662
      @asonofliberty3662 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +132

      Except he was actually inside the boat… he just didn’t click a button to sit down. More like you get into a taxi and the driver just sits there and lets you keep paying him for rides, but will never start until you click a button under the seat. So con artist fits.

    • @drake_diangelo
      @drake_diangelo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@asonofliberty3662so more like you get into a taxi, pay, then stand in the taxi for a few minutes instead of sitting down, then climb out and walk away

    • @BonnieBoestar
      @BonnieBoestar 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +166

      ​@@asonofliberty3662A.) That's a quirk of the game, its equally silly to pretend you're actually doing what the game asks when it tells you to sit in a chair and instead of doing that you just jump onto the model and crouch.
      B.) With that analogy its really more like the driver just sitting there and blankly waiting for you to buckle your seatbelt no matter how many times you try to make him go already

    • @cyikes8271
      @cyikes8271 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Disagree. Same thing happened to me and I did sit in the boat

  • @djdegracia02
    @djdegracia02 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7024

    As a fully-grown 27 year-old woman, I've sincerely missed excitedly yelling "A DIRECT SURVEY!!" to my phone like I was watching Dora the Explorer as a kid all over again

    • @GamezBeatz
      @GamezBeatz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +351

      As 28 year old male, I definitely do not see myself fully grown.

    • @BARMN89
      @BARMN89 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Same!!

    • @burnin8able
      @burnin8able 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

      it's truly a tragedy that this series, for skyrim at least, is coming to a close since the next one is going to be a compiling of all of the cities into an analysis of the entirety of skyrim.

    • @AzziSenpai
      @AzziSenpai 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      @@GamezBeatz its subjective and you're probably both right, if you feel that way about yourself.

    • @TsengFayt
      @TsengFayt 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Took the words straight outta my brain.

  • @scottkohlhepp5898
    @scottkohlhepp5898 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3382

    This part about the farmer sounds like it could be a new video topic. Following the people of Skyrim to figure how long it takes for them to get around and shit.

    • @IamAlwaysRight1622
      @IamAlwaysRight1622 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +576

      The way you worded that made me think you wanted a video show casing how long it takes NPC's to go to the bathroom

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +996

      😉

    • @jvseventeen
      @jvseventeen 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      I love that idea and I love the response, makes me think it's already on the list lol

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      E

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      K​@@jvseventeen He already did Fallout

  • @darlanmaia1154
    @darlanmaia1154 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +507

    i worked on the census here in brasil and its incredible how similar some moments of the video felt to my real life experience

    • @moon-loops
      @moon-loops 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Brazil is Skyrim irl confirmed

    • @jamesmorrison7989
      @jamesmorrison7989 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Is it true that everyone in Brazil who isn’t a criminal is an off duty cop just ready to start blastin?

    • @darlanmaia1154
      @darlanmaia1154 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@jamesmorrison7989 I don't know if i get into the joke or give a serious answer😂

    • @megaunstopablebrpix9046
      @megaunstopablebrpix9046 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Salve ​@@darlanmaia1154

  • @hizzy70
    @hizzy70 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1295

    I like the small detail of the employed/unemployed text is always facing the same direction as the character and is quickly implied lol

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      T

    • @mariomaker69420
      @mariomaker69420 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      t

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Classic Jolly Wangcore text editing. His Blue shift video where he gives all the Black Mesa guards names with B, with the names hovering over their heads and rotating when they move.

  • @TheIncredible2IC
    @TheIncredible2IC 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +341

    This man really invited you to stop by his house of curiosities then had you arrested when you stopped by

    • @twistedtyrant57
      @twistedtyrant57 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      The sheer gall of it😂

    • @iananderson4754
      @iananderson4754 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      It's a well known glitch actually. You can't actually get the tour after you find the dead body of the woman. So it has to be done on one of your first visits to windhelm before that quest can start.

    • @tobiasneethling8871
      @tobiasneethling8871 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@iananderson4754 you deffo can get the tour once you start that quest, it gives you a choice to go give the necklace to the wizard or him and while there you can take his tour

  • @everacite
    @everacite 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2095

    Love the real employment pro tip pop up for like a half a second telling you to discuss travel time with your employer lmao

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +678

      Obviously be judicious but always factor it in yourself whether you feel like actually bringing it up or not. Especially for low wage jobs, hourly jobs, whatever hourly they tell you redo that math including commuting time+money and use that as your comparison point!!

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      E

    • @jvseventeen
      @jvseventeen 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

      My very first job was 45 minutes away, if traffic wasn't bad. I could never save money or get ahead bc I spent so much on gas and my car in general.
      Travel time is definitely something I wish I'd thought more about when I was younger and looking for work.

    • @MiseryPwnsYou
      @MiseryPwnsYou 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      @@jvseventeen I JUST went through this where my first out of college job was 45 minutes away, if I passed all the slow traffic on the way. Just quit that job partially because of that, and my boss refused to hire anyone that far away again to replace me lol

    • @PuniversalMovies
      @PuniversalMovies 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Also, if you happen to get a job that requires you to travel, find one that has you use a company car. Saves you the headache in case there's an accident and saves you on gas money and typical car maintenance.

  • @some-replies
    @some-replies 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +362

    I'm always impressed that he does this "in game". He didn't even use free cam or no clip for the river episodes, actually climbed up and followed them down.
    Feels more cozy

  • @Rextraordinaire
    @Rextraordinaire 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1406

    Austin quietly suggesting that the product he's sponsoring may just be a placebo is peak Austin

    • @deefhead9684
      @deefhead9684 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

      He’s so real for that

    • @PinnePon
      @PinnePon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

      Make that money king

    • @supabass4003
      @supabass4003 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      green poo is not a placebo, ask austin

    • @GigaWiiU64
      @GigaWiiU64 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      8:52

    • @maya.8462
      @maya.8462 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      and the never ending timer bar at the bottom during the ad read 😭

  • @modelmajorpita
    @modelmajorpita 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +634

    I feel like the argonian population on the docks was overlooked during the survey. Like the dunmer, they are relegated to menial labor and have to deal with hostile racist harassment. But they all live in a single large shared dormitory, while the dunmer have their own homes and even a few dunmer-run businesses.

    • @jimwu4579
      @jimwu4579 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      Wait a minute... he's right!

    • @HighLordComedian
      @HighLordComedian 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

      Yeah iirc the Dumner self-segregate after Ulfric granted them refugee status during the Red Mountain eruption, the Argonians are straight up excluded from society

    • @TheOriginalSeveth
      @TheOriginalSeveth 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

      @@HighLordComediansame for the traveling khajit, nobody lets them inside the walls.

    • @Hemostat
      @Hemostat 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      Not only the argonians theres a couple other warehouses on the docks with people in then

    • @2shadesofgray752
      @2shadesofgray752 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      ​@@Hemostat I love the implication in this comment that argonians aren't people

  • @oxymoron02
    @oxymoron02 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1461

    I feel like you're supposed to click "Sit" on one of the boat's benches.

    • @cabbeille
      @cabbeille 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +143

      you are

    • @Nuniixo
      @Nuniixo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Its youtube, mistakes like that are bound to happen for whatever reason

    • @Littlevampiregirl100
      @Littlevampiregirl100 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      still scams you of money instead of telling you to take a seat

    • @sariourlecai1561
      @sariourlecai1561 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      @@Littlevampiregirl100 he literally tells you to take a seat

    • @TheCat_3
      @TheCat_3 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      @@sariourlecai1561 nah he says climb on in

  • @OranDoesThings
    @OranDoesThings 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +387

    Austin: "I counted 15 guards..."
    **Thinks back one minute.**
    Austin: "...14 guards..."

    • @LifesNeverHumDrum
      @LifesNeverHumDrum 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Those guards have an unfortunate habit of accidentally be heading themselves around our favorite survey-taker

    • @toymachine2328
      @toymachine2328 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Department policy at the time of the Resident Evil 4 video stated a person didn't have to be alive to be counted as employed. That was a couple years ago, so it may have been updated.

  • @pedanterrific212
    @pedanterrific212 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +445

    I am INTENSELY interested in the socioeconomic forecast for northeastern Skyrim.

  • @HoorayForFreeStuff
    @HoorayForFreeStuff 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    Important to mention, is that if you do manage to catch Calixto during operating hours, he charges a couple gold pieces for a tour of his museum; one that offers a couple unique items such as Ysgramor's soup spoon and the dancers flute. Bad hours and bad returns aside, I would argue that his museum is still more of a hobbyist endeavour, but being that he does still charge a flat rate for a service renders him employed.
    Please report back to the bureau for reassignment.

    • @calliecalamity8787
      @calliecalamity8787 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Austin never got to see the museum or get charged for entry,he's just going off what he, as a government employee, experienced.

  • @SpartanHighKing14
    @SpartanHighKing14 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +363

    After more than a decade, TH-cam is filled with thousands of Skyrim videos. But this dude still found a way to make new, unique and fresh Skyrim content after so long!
    I love his Skyrim unemployment series as well as his video on Skyrim's rivers.

  • @beck-nightengale
    @beck-nightengale 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

    I really love watching this series imagining that Austin is someone from the real world Bureau of Labor Statistics who got isakai'd into a fantasy world and is still just doing his job. It delights me.

    • @ryanhonea8206
      @ryanhonea8206 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      I got hit by a bus and now I’m the kings strongest census taker

    • @kindlyevilbgm
      @kindlyevilbgm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@ryanhonea8206 I would read that

    • @twistedtyrant57
      @twistedtyrant57 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ryanhonea8206hmmm we might need this as an anime

    • @SaltExarch
      @SaltExarch 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      "I'm a Mid-30's Government Worker Who Just Wants To Keep Doing my Job Even in this Fantasy World" would also be a hilarious comedy isekai plot. Like just this straight-laced, no nonsense married-to-his-job guy who rejects the isekai powers or important missions and just goes and tries to do some mundane but useful job for the citizens, but then his mundane job either takes him on detours and he winds up doing the hero's quest anyway, and/or his mundane but useful service actually winds up helping the kingdom more than direct fighting.

    • @beck-nightengale
      @beck-nightengale 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@SaltExarch Won't lie, I would read/watch the heck out of that.

  • @redrocketrider
    @redrocketrider 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +335

    I don't know if this is a passion project or if you're just doing this out of obligation at this point, but I enjoyed the video lol. The increased production value did not go unnoticed.
    Also I don't know if making sly remarks like that is conducive to getting future sponsorships, but I appreciate that you're keeping it real on that front.

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +259

      Yea I prefer brands that actually let me talk how I normally talk and be a little sarcastic or funny. I’m not a good liar so it helps.

    • @BamfIamone
      @BamfIamone 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Him being more hands on with his videos is fantastic

    • @Hooples
      @Hooples 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@any_austinso real

    • @Secunda001
      @Secunda001 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@any_austin It also shows having at least some modicum of honesty and integrity, which is extremely lacking nowadays. Too many people just accept any and all sponsorships and read off a script they were provided by a company and/or lie about how great the product/service is just because they're paid/compensated to (in commercials you know the actor/presenter was paid to pretend how great the product is; however with social media, especially with "influencers" the lines are blurred and you'll almost never get honest feedback). This was my first video I've watched from you; I enjoyed the content however how you presented the product and your comment have earned you a subscriber. Great job.

  • @bixby7645
    @bixby7645 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +153

    "I'm the least important person here!! :D"
    Relatable, my guy

    • @birdie_cam
      @birdie_cam 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      He was so happy about it lol

  • @lucaskemmerling3151
    @lucaskemmerling3151 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +231

    Additional idea: Biodiversity survey of the Province of Skyrim

  • @Lovyxia
    @Lovyxia 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +181

    The way you did that sponsorship is great. Such a refreshing and welcome change of pace from all the people clearly being contractually obligated to point out buzzwords to just have you give your real, positive first impressions with your disclaimers and personal tastes in there. It actually got me interested but I had trouble finding nutritional information on their website, which is my main interest with these drinks.

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

      Appreciate the feedback

    • @kawadashogo8258
      @kawadashogo8258 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      I dislike sponsorships in general, but if they have to be done, the way Austin did it is definitely the best.

    • @welshlout3400
      @welshlout3400 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kawadashogo8258And a brand that’s cool with this kind of vibe in their sponsor ad automatically earns a point of respect from me fr

    • @creshiell
      @creshiell 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      When he said "absolutely, I will take these drinks" he was so real for that

    • @creshiell
      @creshiell 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm gonna go ahead and post the ingredients list, in case you never found it: Organic Agave, Organic Ceremonial Grade Matcha, Organic Lion's Mane Mushroom, Organic Cordyceps Mushroom, Organic Olive Oil, Rhodiola Rosea, Bacopa Monnieri, Turmeric, Choline, Ashwagandha, Phosphatidylserine, L-Theanine, Vitamin D3, Vitamin B2, B3 & B12, Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C), Sea Salt, Saffron, Piperine (Black Pepper Extract), Natural Caffeine, Chlorophyllin, Potassium Sorbate, Natural Passionfruit Flavoring, Natural Vanilla Flavoring, Natural Beet Flavoring

  • @gumass4534
    @gumass4534 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +755

    I dont know

    • @thefiredogcult9523
      @thefiredogcult9523 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Welp, you do now

    • @fashion-baller3399
      @fashion-baller3399 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      ​@@thefiredogcult9523Not yet, the video was posted 7 minutes ago and it's a 16 minute video. She still doesn't know what the unemployment rate is.

    • @thefiredogcult9523
      @thefiredogcult9523 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @haveaniceday2439 cute cats, but ur a f*cking liar

    • @justyce_yt
      @justyce_yt 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Hehehehaw

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      E

  • @a.t.6535
    @a.t.6535 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    The echo effect when you said "Hellooo??" in the mansion you broke into was genius. Touches like that make these videos go from great to amazing.

  • @nickdesu9794
    @nickdesu9794 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    6:18 gotta love how he says "stop by :D" and then when you actually stop by he calls the cops on you LOL

  • @donnietreece5257
    @donnietreece5257 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +301

    Austin: "does anyone know the best w..."
    Me, having seen his prior videos, feeling extremely smart: DIRECT SURVEY

    • @Alex-js5lg
      @Alex-js5lg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Me, having seen his prior videos: "CENSU-- I mean, direct survey!"

  • @Drakojana
    @Drakojana 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    08:12 Okay that was actually the best-timed Skyrim glitch I've ever seen

  • @TheGIJew.
    @TheGIJew. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +415

    It's been long enough that when you ask the best method for determining the unemployment rate I've actually started saying "a direct survey" out loud, like I'm watching Dora the Explorer or something.

    • @cassandraburns9073
      @cassandraburns9073 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Same, it's part of the fun!

    • @paisleyworthington2772
      @paisleyworthington2772 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I'm watching this at work rn and I had to hold back saying "Direct survey!" out loud. Smh.

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      S

    • @jvseventeen
      @jvseventeen 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same here 😂

  • @generalpenultimo6502
    @generalpenultimo6502 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    That wizard was very extra, just disappearing like that mid conversation just to prove a point 😂

    • @Darth_Niki4
      @Darth_Niki4 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Or he could've just mistaken Austin for an IRS officer. 👀

  • @JevinJohnson-CloudShift
    @JevinJohnson-CloudShift 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    My favorite part of any press conference is when they ask the reporters to like and subscribe

  • @honbeeee
    @honbeeee 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    glad i didn't skip the sponsor excellent timing from the NPC there

  • @thomasgawronski1425
    @thomasgawronski1425 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    I came home today to find out the Bureau of Labor broke into my house again. I know I haven’t been answering my mail but damn this is the third time this year.

  • @velzanna2281
    @velzanna2281 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    ngl I absolutely love the skyrim unemployment surveys. There is just something so soothing about you going about this.

  • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
    @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +147

    2:37 To be fair, the guy who is getting complained to about not having tools actually has some lines where he goes to the market in town and begs a shop keeper for more tools, even offering to pay double so his workers and himself (who also works the farm) can have an easier and more productive time
    And no, I didn't make this up like my comment on the last Skyrim video, I just saw it myself 2 days ago but had never seen the dialogue at the farm (because why would I go to that farm? only reason I'm there is to swim to the docks)

    • @Pwnopolis
      @Pwnopolis 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The farms outside Windhelm are frequent visits for me.
      I cant imagine a skyrim playthru where i didnt mass produce all the potions and poisons.

    • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
      @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Pwnopolis I'm doing a pure mage run right now so that wouldn't help me much, can't poison a fireball and if I get hit I've done something wrong and a potion wouldn't save me (there's no potion of fortify player skill)

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial but what about a potion that increases your max magicka and health? There aren't any spells for that in Skyrim.

    • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
      @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@HappyBeezerStudios Tl;dr: I don't need to fortify my Magicka or health
      I use enchanted gear for fortify Magicka and fortify Magicka Regen and as a mage I just don't get hit, destruction's impact perk stun locks enemies if you're careful and then there's also followers and conjuration to draw aggro away from yourself. If I do get hit I probably won't get one shot so I just pop a close wounds spell really quick before switching back to destruction. With the enchanted gear I have, almost every enemy will stay staggered long enough with fire bolt that I Regen more Magicka than I used so I can spam it until I get low then carefully stun lock them until they die. Fire bolt shoots pretty fast so anything besides other mages are not an issue since you can backup while firing. Some animals like bears are tricky because they're fast and have very short stagger times but you can still shoot fire bolt fast enough to stun lock them. Mages are tricky because wards and/or shock spells so stealth is handy, especially with the illusion perk that makes spells silent, I'll often kill enemies with fire bolt before I'm fully detected. The less enemies the easier it is but the more enemies there are the farther back I'll pull to focus more on summoning and staying out of aggro

  • @wadespencer3623
    @wadespencer3623 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    This is how we learn Austin is apparently a dark elf.

    • @Sage_the_Turt
      @Sage_the_Turt 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      he's argonian actually, that guy just hates every non-nord

  • @infinitesimalperinfinitum
    @infinitesimalperinfinitum 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +200

    DIRECT SURVEY!!

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      E

    • @jvseventeen
      @jvseventeen 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I think we need shirts that say "Direct Survey" 😂

    • @BARMN89
      @BARMN89 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I shouted out like its Dora

    • @Atomhaz
      @Atomhaz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jvseventeen or a "Employed Shirt"

  • @m.streicher8286
    @m.streicher8286 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    1:26 i really appreciate this mirrored effect and the 10 minutes of effort you put into pleasing specifically me.

  • @ItsJabo
    @ItsJabo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    I love it when this objectively handsome man uploads!

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      oh Jabo

    • @toimine8930
      @toimine8930 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he is watching youtube

  • @twilightburial
    @twilightburial 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    the sound design in this episode went crazy hard dude, fucking great job ! all the little details and differential sounds and effects were honestly quite immersive !

  • @alexnorton1832
    @alexnorton1832 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    They're gonna have to add more settlements to Skyrim. I can not handle this series coming to an end

    • @benjaminbronnimann3966
      @benjaminbronnimann3966 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      don't worry, he can do Oblivion next :)
      and who knows, by the time he's done all of Morrowind, redguard, daggerfall and Arena ES6 might actually be out 😂

  • @gwendolynodaugherty9601
    @gwendolynodaugherty9601 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Everytime you ask "does anyone know the best way to figure out the unemployment in a city is?" and turn around witht he rainbow graphics and a dora-the-explorer-esq "That's right! It's a direct survey!" it genuinely brightens my day.
    Like, I'm having a shit day today, but gods damn does hearing that goober ass line make me smile.

  • @hotjoesummer
    @hotjoesummer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    I'm 25 and live in a major city that requires my dumb ass to do crazy commutes in the morning and I NEVER thought to take that into account when interviewing, thanks for the tip Austin!

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I still remember that when families live a certain distance from the school, the school district pays for public transport for the children.
      And I've seen enough jobs that include either fuel money, or part payment for a monthly public transport ticket. Or if the job requires moving around a lot, either hotel costs, or otherwise payment for accommodation.
      So yes, absolutely take commute into account.

  • @damienvalentine5043
    @damienvalentine5043 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The bit about "potions that help you feel better about your life" at 8:23 really cracked me up for some reason. I almost spat my tea all over my keyboard. Inexplicable, but -- great job!

  • @wokemoralist
    @wokemoralist 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +309

    If racism was a job, everyone in windhelm would be employed

    • @BarackLesnar
      @BarackLesnar 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      So you've met my dad

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      E

    • @Pingviinimursu
      @Pingviinimursu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Everyone in all of Skyrim, probably

    • @JasonHenderson
      @JasonHenderson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@wokemoralist me too.

    • @wokemoralist
      @wokemoralist 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      @@Pingviinimursu windhelm is the capital city of racism, their main export are new slurs and slavery

  • @planetboxsaturnia3686
    @planetboxsaturnia3686 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I know people who put commutes on their timesheets. I work at home, but sometimes I include the ten seconds it takes me to walk from the sofa to my desk in my paid time

    • @tylerb6981
      @tylerb6981 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      An hourly remote job? You've piqued my interest, how/what?

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@tylerb6981 probably either creative work, software related IT, or something with management.

    • @planetboxsaturnia3686
      @planetboxsaturnia3686 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tylerb6981 Yeah it's contract work writing help content and that kinda stuff for a software company. My dad and brother both work there, and I needed a flexible job after college

  • @theace8502
    @theace8502 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    Everyone asks “What is Windhelms unemployment rate” but never “Why is Windhelms unemployment rate”

    • @samulinukala585
      @samulinukala585 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Or who is Windhelms unemployed rate

    • @GaunterODimm666
      @GaunterODimm666 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ludvig Holberg reference?

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@GaunterODimm666 why does it have to be a reference to that specific person? I remember hearing that joke when I was something like 10 years old from a Minecraft TH-camr.

  • @bardnuts
    @bardnuts 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This is my new favorite channel. All your videos are weirdly comforting, and there's something so uniquely interesting about the way you pick apart games for little mundane details other people might never think about. I get excited every time you upload. Thanks!

  • @brittanyvecchio4181
    @brittanyvecchio4181 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Your my favorite channel right now to listen to in the background while I paint. Thanks man!

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      God I love when people tell me this

  • @athandle_handle
    @athandle_handle 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I appreciate youtubers like Austin who just tell their subscribers that the product they're promoting is tasty and that's it. No need to bullshit us about the supposed science-breakthru health benefits. It's a fun lil drink, drink it for the flavour.

  • @elijahtronti8574
    @elijahtronti8574 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    “The best way to win the Nord’s respect… is singing loud, for all to hear” - Buddy, the Dark Elf

  • @PaperFlare
    @PaperFlare 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Unemployment report for Vivec City (the surveyor was never seen again).

  • @Emymagdalena
    @Emymagdalena 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Absolutely phenomenal ad read. the company shoulda paid you more for such high quality.

  • @nichonr95
    @nichonr95 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Can you do a check of the mental health in different cities? Im curious about how many has depression, eating disorders or struggle with substance abuse. And how does this reflect in the employment rate

  • @Joov
    @Joov 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    never clicked faster

    • @IReallyLikeTreessmileyface
      @IReallyLikeTreessmileyface 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Literally same

    • @Peter-Pumpkin
      @Peter-Pumpkin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      good to know joob

    • @7GLuke
      @7GLuke 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm pretty sure Calixto charges for a tour of his house of curiosities which means he would be employed right?

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      E

  • @marcosm1223
    @marcosm1223 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I love that the given reason for the ad's call to action is "liking funny little drinks"

  • @James-zi2hk
    @James-zi2hk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    swapping the title to ask us instead of giving us the answer might just be the perfect hook

    • @jvseventeen
      @jvseventeen 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hadn't even registered the flip but that is really clever!

    • @stevengull6703
      @stevengull6703 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I've been commenting about that on multiple videos he's done. My complaint is that when he put the total in the title I had no reason to continue watching because I got my answer. Very happy to see he's changed that approach.

  • @madysonluvs
    @madysonluvs 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    i adore the small details like the text being backwards when they’re walking awayy

    • @madysonluvs
      @madysonluvs 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      omg that old guy almost ratted you out about the juice (edit is it like milky?)

  • @nolanray1331
    @nolanray1331 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    When you run out of skyrim cities you should review unemployment in Morrowind or Oblivion. Would love to see that!

    • @phiws80
      @phiws80 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Was about to comment that too! I would love to see that

  • @tatherva7387
    @tatherva7387 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    6:28 Definitely did not expect a shoutout for the Cryptozoology Museum. There are a ton of eccentric-museum-house type places in Maine, not just them. The Cryptozoology Museum is just the coolest one.

  • @bigredsmusicandgaming8827
    @bigredsmusicandgaming8827 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    You're the first person I have ever hit the bell for lol The content is just too interesting

  • @Blonded_Eclipse
    @Blonded_Eclipse 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    So used to hearing sponsorships in such a cookie-cutter way that this was really refreshing, fit into the video well and wasn’t jarring or weird. Great video as always :)

  • @JanKarkoska
    @JanKarkoska 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    You missed quite a few (or you just didn't show them):/ There's a prison in the keep, an alchemy shop and a temple of Talos inside of the city, East Empire Company headquarters (which has a very fun questline) and an argonian sleeping quarters with more people (that i believe don't come out) at the docks and a stable outside of the city. Also, there should be a writer and a hireable follower in the inn and a nanny with a child outside of Aretino residence (which has another child inside). Lastly, if you move forward a bit with the Blood on the Ice questline, you can pay Calixto for a tour of the House of curiosities, which should mean he is employed.

    • @JanKarkoska
      @JanKarkoska 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Love your work and can't wait for the comprehensive unemployment rate of Skyrim!

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Yea I cut some stuff out for flow- I think you’re right that I missed the alchemy shop, which is weird. I did get the stable, the prison, the temple, etc.

    • @AbstractTraitorHero
      @AbstractTraitorHero 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@any_austin Hmm, the video did feel weird with them cut out.

    • @kawadashogo8258
      @kawadashogo8258 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@any_austin Just for the record, we all love your videos and enjoy them being as long as they can be, so no need to cut things out for flow. :) Your interactions with Skyrim's populace are very entertaining.

    • @JanKarkoska
      @JanKarkoska 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@any_austin yeah, I figured you probably counted the stables and the docks, but it's a shame you cut it out as i really enjoy your interpretation of the places storytelling, and, as has been already commented, i would love for your videos to be as long as they can been, even though I understand that the editing must be really tedious

  • @YourPalKindred
    @YourPalKindred 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    "It's not breaking and entering because I'm a government employee" still can't believe The Moot overruled Jarl Elisif on that decision

  • @fArtnAdes
    @fArtnAdes 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I just started found your content about 6 weeks ago, and I've already watched through like 4 years of content. Love these unemployment videos. Love pretty much all videos. Thanks!

  • @flowerboi_love6448
    @flowerboi_love6448 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Loved the video Austin! I liked how you added an echo to your voice when you were going thru the empty murder house. Your attention to detail is superb!

  • @CHANNNGEPETE
    @CHANNNGEPETE 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    most morally decent ad I've seen in a bit, good work any austin

  • @user-Kova15
    @user-Kova15 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    6:07 I don’t know why I always drink something when these one liners come out of left field causing it to go everywhere

  • @JadedConfusion2
    @JadedConfusion2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Can we get a video breaking down which of the cities and holds are the safest? You could do so based of the ratio of guards to civilians, physical defenses such as walls or by geographical location or of course all of these. You could also note through personal interviews the public's perception of the city and its safe or unsafe rumors.

  • @ungodlytemptations
    @ungodlytemptations หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Those two areas qre unlocked by following the "Blood on the Ice" questline that was initiated with the body in the graveyard and questioning them. Known as the most broken quest in Skyrim.
    I've found following the walkthrough on UESP Wiki allows it to never fail.

  • @marsmagius
    @marsmagius 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    New AnyAustin vid just dropped. Let's gooo

  • @sagacious03
    @sagacious03 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm frustrated I didn't get this recommended to me! Super excited for this big analysis video! Might comment more later! Thanks for uploading!
    I wonder where the next survey will be....

  • @_Mimi_711
    @_Mimi_711 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    It's like we are all newbies to this job and he is the supervisor, taking us into the field. Just a huge gang of people scribbling down his every word on a notepad, comparing notes with one another.

  • @emorylayfield6356
    @emorylayfield6356 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I like when the ad read indicator bar went backwards halfway through

  • @Violet_Knight
    @Violet_Knight 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    For the comprehensive survey of all of Skyrim, I'd also like to see the statistics from the smaller settlements like Ivarstead, Rorikstead, etc. and buildings such as Old Hroldan. I'm not sure if Solstheim is technically part of Skyrim, but regardless I'd love to see its labour statistics as well.

    • @kawadashogo8258
      @kawadashogo8258 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Solstheim is part of Morrowind, but yeah it would be fun to see Austin there too.

    • @ElPayasoMalo
      @ElPayasoMalo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It used to be part of Skyrim until the High King gave it to Morrowind because of the eruption of Red Mountain.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Part of the province of Morrowind, but also part of the game of Skyrim.
      Would be interesting to see if the Dunmer on Solstheim have better or worse employment statistics than the Nord of Skyrim.

    • @fragbomb
      @fragbomb 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@HappyBeezerStudios you might have to do a before and after the mines are opened up in solstheim, as before you came along the mines were empty of any ebony ore

  • @MatteeTheRogue
    @MatteeTheRogue 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Man I love your videos so much. This is such a neat idea, exploring these older games and using real world logic to compare them, it’s honestly one of the most fun things I’ve watched in ages. Awesome stuff dude.

  • @ZTRCTGuy
    @ZTRCTGuy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I do want to say that the Argonians definitely get the short end, they aren't even allowed in the city and live in the argonian assemblage. Which is basically just glorified barracks, and I'm not sure you've been there during this survey.

  • @ZeeNastee
    @ZeeNastee 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The added echo in the empty mansion is **chef kiss**

  • @markusafri2343
    @markusafri2343 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Hahaha that progress bar during the sponsor was pure gold

    • @nobodyinparticular7685
      @nobodyinparticular7685 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I rewatched the entire video just because I missed this the first time.

  • @geenagettys-healy8433
    @geenagettys-healy8433 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Seriously, thank you so much for your channel and the hours and hours of hardwork you do. Your work gives me such delight and joy

  • @bunniewood
    @bunniewood 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    16:25 I really appreciate how tuned in you are to the ridiculous practices of 9-5 jobs and provide smart tips on how to navigate that bureaucracy. I also really like your deep thoughts on the art of games. One of my fave youtubers

  • @MoonDisast
    @MoonDisast 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    0:32 Transition Jingle Appreciation Post.
    It's very nice: beautiful as it is delightful, also fairly catchy.

  • @kingturdle9100
    @kingturdle9100 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    bro press E on the boat

    • @supabass4003
      @supabass4003 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      he's playing on the switch

    • @DarkMirria1
      @DarkMirria1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@supabass4003Then he should press A.

  • @RinRinStrikes
    @RinRinStrikes หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how the ad progress bar never rewinded

    • @barney10240
      @barney10240 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey, You're that person on twitter. I recognize your pfp. Stay cool

  • @mygamertag2010X
    @mygamertag2010X 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I loved the video! I have an idea for you to improve your press conferences: film them on a greenscreen to have the conference held in front of the government building in the city in question for each press release.

  • @Lzsnyder24
    @Lzsnyder24 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is a fantastic video, makes me want to start another play through. That being said I think there are three children in windhelm: Sophie with the flowers, Grimvar Cruel-Sea (we see him and his mom in front of Aventus Aretino’s house) and Aventus Aretino

  • @W4iteFlame
    @W4iteFlame 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Btw, remember the place where they sell scooma? Part of the vampire quest line. I wonder if the food they make there is any good. The vibes are probably not too good

  • @DJDawsonEdge
    @DJDawsonEdge 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The sponsership bit was great. You're so real for that

  • @iplay4us
    @iplay4us 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Austin is like a crossbreed between bill wurtz and a therapy Labrador

  • @notsky8985
    @notsky8985 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The slightly different titling scheme had me worried it was going to be a wild and out there video.
    Glad to see it was the same quality i've begun to get used to. You hover above the line of boring just beautifully. please make another.

  • @theamelia4580
    @theamelia4580 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I think vagrant was the word you were looking for to describe Silda the Unseen

  • @AzziSenpai
    @AzziSenpai 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    such great content and its really nice to see your style evolve, I honestly believe the quality is skyrocketing at this point dude, keep it up 🔥❤

  • @tsj147
    @tsj147 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I am still not tired of these. I could watch so many more comprehensive unemployment surveys.

  • @AB-gh5be
    @AB-gh5be 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    i know it's technically part of morrowind and all, but i'd love to see a survey of raven rock!

  • @tannermelgar4270
    @tannermelgar4270 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    8:52 In the sponsored section, the white bar at the bottom rewinds a bit. You thought it would go unnoticed, didn’t you. Silly Austin.

  • @yourpalfred
    @yourpalfred 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    9:58 I feel like I'm so familiar with the voiceover in this game after 100s of hours, but the delivery on "you filthy piece of trash" is absolutely killing me. Had to watch it three times. And then the pivot to racism! 💀 Get a grip, Rolff. Or a job!!!

  • @RyanHaney55
    @RyanHaney55 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I enjoy these videos. The chime associated with the green check marks makes me happy. 8:14 Whoa! Now you see him, now you don't.
    That building with the fog in it was creepy.

  • @literallymalware
    @literallymalware 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    How the hell did Magic Mind approve of that ad segment lmfao

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      they’re chill like that.

    • @KosmonautKong
      @KosmonautKong 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They're trying to sell some kind of algae paste health drink on the internet. They can't be picky lol

  • @Mylo8328
    @Mylo8328 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    OMGGG I’m so excited this is one of my favorite series ever I wish it could go on forever. I’ve lately been binging all of your videos because Im so obsessed with your humor and delivery. I really hope you do a $2 video game video again sometime because they’re just such a delight for me

  • @Atomhaz
    @Atomhaz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    ✨D I R E C T S U R V E Y✨