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- This is the most controversial episode of the Artie Quitter Podcast, it was removed permanently of Artie's website because of Stuttering John's drunken behavior.
Also, just want to say thanks for enjoying and the channel, and if you liked Artie on Stern, here's a present.
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I love how you always hear Tammy laughing at things Artie says but never at anything John says.
This should be a instruction video on how to handle a narcissist attacking.
I use a large sock filled with manure.
Narcissism is the least that’s wrong him.
@@optimisticcosmic right.. have you heard that stutter.
34:34 Artie makes a joke about John using the word "romp" so John comes back at him with, "It's kinda like when you tried to kill yourself and failed!" Then he says he always feels like he needs to be careful to not upset Artie whenever he's around him. There's a reason why John has no friends or family and is an alcoholic mess with no prospects today.
He’s still tryna bone Kate Meaney ffs 😂
Well said... 🎯
Damn, I love Artie. So f’n funny. John sucks. He’s so unaware.
John-Artie you’re fat”. 1 minute later- “what was it like to stab yourself? Why won’t you answer the question?”
Artie is so brilliant in dealing with that idiot stuttering John.
100% agreed. John is a classless chump.
Passive aggressive. The definition of it. And so unclever.
John's forced laughter throughout plus his utterly classless and unfunny questions about Artie's struggles is all anyone needs to know what a tool John truly is.
All beatings of John, public or private, are completely justified and far too short.
Agreed, I'm gonna need about 5 to 10 more years of John bashing before I can feel comfortable with the overall universal karma again.. Well, that, & Opie bashing for the same duration
@@tobymcgroby8967hopefully John isn’t alive in 10 years. He’s such a arrogant unfunny POS.
Stuttering Hack literally kills comedy, the drunk just can't read the room to save his life.
John has a charmless anti humour.
47:15 is where John begins to "craft" his jokes.
@@Landrew1208Lol "craft". So cringeworthy.
So true - there's no conversational flow with John. It's just John fake laughing, shoe-horning Hollywood name drops, and asking the most tactless passive aggressive questions.
"John, Artie's dead. Get er done."
I'm dead over here lmao. This was an hour and a half well spent 😂
John is so full of venom. Another one of his problems is he feels no embarrassment, or shame. All of us have said something embarrassing, or shameful, and we thought about it, and adjusted our behavior accordingly. For some reason, John is not able to do this.
John is so fake and passive aggressive with his "concern" for Artie...
Concerned he’d lose one of connections to show business.
John always thinks "but i love you, man" smooths over any vile shit he's said.
there is an early episode of John's podcast where he tells HIS side of this incident and it's completely bonkers. In John's mind he calmly dismantled him with those questions until Artie was stunned into silence. The reality is Artie made an incredibly awkward situation hilarious while John was fuming that no one was on his side
@@evansgate- Absolutely. Tammy was hinting (strongly) that John maybe shouldn't bring up unfunny personal shit about Artie. John, of course, failed to pick up on these cues. Or he ignored them.
Artie doing his John impressions is hysterical, “my friend is stabbing himself, I’m so upset I can barely let you pay for the round of golf” Artie when he was on top of the comedy world!!!!!!!
I think John dabbles in comedy
That's a weird comment... you don't think the Stern show was the Pinnacle of his comedy career ?
I love the shit out of Artie but I think people would have given him the most Credit in general probably 2006 ,5 , 7 ? Somewhere around there
This is amazing to listen to...with the calmest of voices Artie takes the droolin' dabbler apart minute by minute.
God Artie Lange is funny, and not just because stuttering John was there. An absolute master.
john a legend in his own mind
John’s fake concern is despicable and just a feeble attempt to try to get under Artie’s skin. Artie wasn’t biting because he hates John. This is why John is a total POS. John is so frustrated. Hilarious.
it was a real nasty and manipulative attempt to portray himself as a caring friend when in fact he was pissed and trying to make him look better than Artie. thank God Artie destroyed him at every turn... lol
John is a talentless, resentful turd with a dark and malevolent heart. Nobody should ever have an ounce of pity for him because he’s vicious, insecure, jealous and nasty.
That move by John was so embarrassingly insincere, it actually made me angry. "...Because I *love* Artie..." What an insufferable dipshit.
One thing is clear from listening to this. John Melendez has never been funny. He is thin skinned, over sensitive and completely out classed by everyone in that room. He should be embarrassed to call himself a comedian. He wasnt funny one single minute of this. Just a whiny angry drunk.
This is just too great! It's a battle of wits and Artie is fighting an unarmed man. 🤣
Artie quitter was one of my favorite things Artie ever did
Thanks for the upload you make 2020 bearable
Wad about 2022. We need Artie
and 2022
Why have both of you yous been here in the last 48 hours ? what happened with Artie ?
Is there a new vid , or are yous into WATP or something ?
2023 - Forever
I can smell John thru the screen.
Does he smell like a cockroach?
Haha
Imagine his gross beer burps.
Omfg the quiet and somber "gitterdone" after the joke had me rolling
"hey your friend artie killed himself, get'er done" lol
Oh man
I never thought I could dislike SJ anymore
Kinda upset I found this
now I really hate this guy
Not just because it’s Artie
It’s the hypocrisy and his not knowing how to joke around
I agree. He was an annoying and irritable intern on Howard Stern but at least there was a perhaps dopey; sidekick like behavior that was somewhat likeable at times. After hearing this and a few other times he has spoken recently though his true nature of being a true toxic human being that care for no one but himself. And that is why he is divorced, his children wanting nothing from him and has burned all the bridges and little good will he had left.
Is Cape Coral Spanish for "My family doesn't want me around anymore"?
The dabbleverse started right after this masterpiece 😂
51:26, I can't stop listening, too funny. John can't hang.
“I hurt so much I almost can’t let you pay for the round of golf” Arties the best!
So John has been saying (2021/2022)
that they “trashed” his kids that’s why he went with attacking Artie with the suicides!! MAJOR LIAR HE GOT MAD CAUSE HE WAS SUCKING AND THEY WERE LAUGHING AT HIM!! He doesn’t know how to hang!!!
John is unsufferable his drunk wheeze inbtween bouts of rage and name dropping/lying
Arties impression of SJ
“Stage manager aooohhhhh”
Lol
2:37 artie makes a fabulous choice in allowing john to announce the intro
I've heard episode a ton and i never noticed the artie set up. thanks
@@mrohfuckingshit is that your 82 beers voice?
Dug his own grave 😆
Tammy proved how people have to walk on eggshells around John.
John thinks that if he says i love artie... That gives hin cart blanche at saying whatever he wants after that! And Artie tries to keep the show entertaining while John WONT TAKE A HINT and change the subject!!!
Johns a mess Artie destroyed him one of the funniest episodes ever! Johns looked terrible in this
"The lazy Susan of bad jokes" "If you didn't stutter, you'd be pumping gas in Massapequa"
artie is funny but the dude has no room to talk. is one of the biggest losers ever
"it was removed permanently of Artie's website because of Stuttering John's drunken behavior."
This implies that John is sometimes sober
This is so hard to listen to. I mean literally - John's voice is so gravely its hard to decipher what he is saying. Intertwined with the constant fake laughing.
John's voice now sounds fully submerged in viscous liquid (his lungs literally are)
1:25:36 John refers to himself as a genius...
Listening to this on June of 2024 is bizarre.
Pogue my brother, if anyone is on the fence about what they think about John, they need to listen to this, or even a tiny portion of this, to eliminate all doubt. John is an unconscionable douchebag here, at his drunk clueless smug worst.
21:59 John mangles the grammar of his answer, at the same time one can hear pride in his voice as he believes his mastery of the English language is impressive enough to be noticed lol
Artie’s second question leads to my favorite moment in podcasting. Artie is the best; there is a reason he was on Stern.. and that’s because he’s the best.
Fantasic! Do you have a copy of episode 179 (Ari Shaffir and Bocchetti)? Can't find the Bocchetti section anywhere.
He has another channel called best of aqp. Just go to his TH-cam channel and go to the channels tab.
John has never been funny. Ever.
The way Artie digs into people is uncanny
18:39 good thing John has that philosophy. I thinks what’s helped him find all the success he has today.
Sarcasm: Level 10
👍🏾
Grudges are the only things that can’t be taken from him lol
John is just a guy who says whatever at the time because he thinks it sounds good and reflects well on himself, never mind the fact that the internet doesn't forget anything and there are 10 billion stories that negate exactly what he preaches
The stuttering dabbler drunk as usual. Not funny as usual. Artie eviscerates him calmly. Not in the same league. It’s not too late for AA John. You just have to admit it to yourself first. I guess it didn’t take long for Tammy to realize she hitched her wagon to the wrong “star”.
One of Arties great talents was shining a spotlight on John's grossness , and lack of humor . From about 2002 on....
What a dishonest , dishonorable , maggot.
John is so untalented
every time SJ says ''you know'' I think, no I dont know maybe explain like you get paid to speak for a living
In defense of stuttering John, I'd insult artie lange to his face, except half of it fell off from doing to much blow and no one knows where it is
Where is the video for this im sure i remember watching this
Artie is a natural talent. John a natural cockroach.
Hilarious that John actually said out loud that Artie could have never wrote for Jay Leno like he did.
Whoa...John and Artie are really going at it.....
Ever since first hearing this I feel successful every time I behove a tumultuous romp. So who's funnier Melendez or bleach?
John’s oldest daughter needs help
John is such a garbage person. I love it when he cracks himself up with terrible, boring jokes.
But his Columbo impressions are SO good.
Just one more question....
Does anyone know where to find the episode, i think it's Gilberts first appearance on Artie's podcast, with Artie and Gilbert talking about how Howard is PC now and apparently there's a dress code, "can't wear a t shirt that says n*****, re****, f***** on it". I swear it's banned from the fucking internet
Yeah it's on gilstern .com / archive
I got to tell you I almost skip this one because John was getting so damn annoying but about halfway through when artie started doing impressions of John I was crying laughing
John has always brought other people into the argument or conversation. It’s infuriating
john is so easy to hate.
I subscribed to this back in the day. It was fun when Artie would get around to doing a show. Weeks went by with nothing. His producer Dan from Chicago was funny. Artie took lots of "bathroom breaks."
If you saw the Artie and Anthony show with John, Artie looked SO high. I know addictions cause you to do messed up things sometimes, but Artie was so disrespectful to his jobs after getting involved with heroin.
Rumor was Anthony was paying Artie really good money too, and not a lot of people were getting real cash on that show.
@@chocolatetownforever7537 Right. He was really beyond the point of being a functional addict even back then. He's a binge type. When he's using he's really gone to the world. I hope he's doing better now. He really is brilliant in his way.
@@chocolatetownforever7537 You're probably talking about the show he did briefly with Anthony Cumia. I am talking before that, he had a podcast for maybe a year called "The Artie Quitter Podcast." Just him in his kitchen. It was really great while it lasted. Really bare bones production. Something all his other stuff lacks. A rawness and very little editing. I hope someone saved all those episodes somewhere.
The differences in their wit is so obvious here. John can’t keep up with Artie who is a real comedian. He could’ve never had Artie’s job on Stern
It takes talent to turn a pile of shit into gold. But Artie did it. He turned SJ giant pile of shit appearance and made it absolutely gold.
Please post more from 2015 when Artie finally opened up about Howard. Do you have the few that directly follow this one? Those were even better.
Those are bittersweet.
I liked him opening up about him, but you can clearly tell from Artie’s cadence, voice, and responses that he’s using hardcore.
Painful to listen to John
1:24:49 this wrong body thing seems to be a recurring issue with the Melendez family.
Wow John was completely unbearable here
13:20 John got totally exposed for going into material and lashed out nastily... this is a silent theme here. This resentment slowly builds until the narcissistic rage boils over and everybody knows the end result
Oooof John's punching WAY out of his weight class here
he's a crybully... i.e.Hell hath no fury like a John scorned
I just love the fact that so many on here are making videos about John that garner money.
You just know its killing John on the inside.
Yo Artie is so sharp lol
I love how the kid who drove him also smashes SJ ..i bet him and his Dad cant stand the guy but are just too nice to tell him to fuck off
The Artie quitter podcast was legendary
John's laugh is horrendous and enraging the whole show.
John should listen to this and count the amount of times he talks about someone trashing him
Unlistenable John is a child
I agree with Artie, Larry the Cable Guy is not funny
Absolutely. Corny and commercial as hell.
Everybody agrees. That's the joke! John is scared to talk shit
Artie definitely came in with a bad mood 😂.
yet he was the one who carried the podcast and provided the only laughs... huh...
John showing up to a gun fight with a stick
A pretzel rod you mean. Saltless too.
John sure is consistent - his fake laugh ruins almost every broadcast he's on. So annoying.
This isn't Stuttering John. Stuttering John has a very tough, Brooklyn, gangster way of speaking on his current podcast
This isn't a current podcast mastermind
@@dant7072 are you sure? Artie Lange is promoting his next gig in Austin on this episode.
@@SlowLew222oh ok
You are doing god's work
Somebody was doing God’s job when John was made.
John, how dare you trash your kids!!
Hearing Artie eating......gross
I got every episode now. If you need something lmk.
I’d really appreciate it if you sent me the first 148 podcasts. My email is davidshure10@gmail.com Thank you.
power176@yahoo.com me too man! I'd PayPal some money for the collection
@@masonpower6148 how could I send you them?
Anyway to get them all?
Stop asking me rides home from pickwick!
34:27 lmao stuttering john is such an idiot. Artie says "a comedy romp who wrote it mel brookes" and john goes "like when you stabbed yourself in the stomach and tried to kill yourself".
Ugh, that laugh makes me cringe
crazy how you can almost feel sorry for John but the dabbleverse will make you rethink it and then hate john
Ugh that gross john laugh .... That fake spitty cackle
howard kept johns ego in check, jay leno ruined it. pumped that mans head up
To know how special and historical "The Tonight Show" was with Johnny Carson, having Stuttering John as the announcer on it for even a SECOND, is just so blasphemous and disrespectful to the legacy of that show.
Jay Leno should be ashamed of himself.
John is so fake...
Never liked him still don't
His fake laugh is intolerable
John loves using High School dropout line an awful lot
yes!
33:23 “you’re not upset a guy who made those jokes has a basketball court in his house.” Artie made $80k appearances at his prime and ruined it… that’s just called hitting the road and playing tours, wearing out the audience and grabbing as much $$ as possible, while seen nationally as a buffoon but concerns are full in local towns still today…
It’s called work, and going to get the money and not sitting expecting it to come
Sometimes I start feeling bad for John and then I hear him speak
This is win for Artie without video. Like the Nixon’s Checker the Dog speech on tv, he won America over opponents, even with the allegations brewing
What is so funny, is that John thinks he is funny!
what’s the super bowl podcast where artie loses on the coin toss
good video.
Nice
13:23 Great moment
John made the thing uncomfortable multiple times, fortunately Artie saved it... also, cannot talk about where his kid has hacked into, he's a "genius hacker" -- pathetic
What's up with John's voice? Is that an act or a condition?
lol that cringe factory later asked Artie/Dan to take out the parts where he was being a scumbag (listen to the next one #262)
Artie jealous of Larry the cable guy. He was making millions while Artie was relapsing every other week, and drinking bleach. He was/is son insecure he gets upset and can't stop making jokes and talking over everyone.
Mark Twain-ish name you have.
Ok John
He called him unfunny.
That's just honesty, not "jealously".
You sound hurt, poor baby
Why does everyone have to make up with John? He's like a woman. And what was the point of John going on and on about what he did when he heard Artie died? Sounded so all about himself and look how much I cared.