That's because stuttering john melendez isn't a comic.. no one with half common sense wouldn't laugh at his stand up. He's only funny at laugh at NOT with
Wish I had recorded the video before it was taken down as John made such an ass out of himself piss wasted tryin to drink as many free beers he can before the show ends .
I was about to say “you don’t remember that name from a couple years ago that white girl who said she was black?”and then realized holy shit that was 9 years ago,I could have sworn that just happened😂
It would actually be hard to beat SJ in a roast battle, because he doesn’t have the ability to actually recognize that he’d have lost. It’s parallel to that saying, that you can never win an argument with an idiot.
I think the word is "delusional" 🤣 he really thinks hes this amazing talent. When he tells Artie that he didnt have what it took to be a tonight show writer i was juat baffled. Check out the "uncle rico show" where shuli & co. sit around every week tearing a part bad John clips 😄
Holy shit stuttering John might be the worst person to ever attempt comedy lmao. He’s got no humour he just extremely bitter and angry. Hilarious watching Artie destroy him though
The whole beginning talk with Anthony is so telling “only a coward talks behind people’s backs. It’s all good until it gets personal.” He’s so delusional and has no self awareness
@@8unk8 John was the biggest "enabler" of Artie when they were on the Stern show. John says Artie was his Best Friend back then when Artie was going through some serious hard times. Did Muttering John help him back then?? Nope. Artie addressed this on his now gone podcast a few years ago. He called John's caring..."fake tears." John is just a self serving douche.
@@8unk8 John confronted him not as friend but in order to discredit him. That’s how John gets back at him instead of being funny. I dunno if you’ve ever dealt with addicts but unless they wanna quit confrontation just pushes them away and further into their addictions
John is so unfunny lol. There's no way his standup comedy can be anything but cringey and embarrassing. I loved it when Howard Stern told him straight up he's not a funny guy when he was playing tapes of him doing a radio show and they were goofing on him. Artie is so naturally funny without even trying.
@Daniel Deering he was in an identity crisis at stern. He wanted to be a rockstar, radio host, comedian, blah blah blah. He’s one of those guys that people were constantly laughing at so he thinks he’s funny
John is a classic belligerent drunk. Cant take a joke, starts passive aggressively turning ball breaking into a serious argument. And takes things way too far. And in Artie's defence I dont think he is two faced. I just think when he is high he confuses the high with positive feelings towards others
"I dont think he is two faced. I just think when he is high he confuses the high with positive feelings towards others" god, this is spot on, and I never put two and two together in regards to some things he's said day to day til now
Before Artie shows up, SJ was mad because they ribbed him about drinking for free and getting a podcast recorded and not throwing a dime at anyone, and 2 minutes later he was mad that Anthony didn’t donate to his “campaign”.
I like John in the sense that he epitomizes how brilliant Howard was. He could make John entertaining, whether sending him out with funny questions, goofing on him, or taking his tattle tale qualities and making material. John without Howard is just the obnoxious guy who thinks he's charming and funny.
I love how John brings up his writing gig with Leno as if that gives him any credibility, especially since he has not been rehired by another show. Meanwhile Artie is an arena act who works for himself.
@@rubberchix I'm not sure about that. I don't think he lost his audience, do you? I think his audience is still there and would come out to see him in big numbers. Obviously, he's laying low to maintain sobriety, but if he had a big comeback, I think he could sell out big places again.
John never understood why he was on the Howard Stern show, it was because he stuttered, and it was fun to make fun of him. He has no discernible talent.
Stuttering John seriously just pressured Anthony to spend his own money on John's campaign, yet John can't even tip or help clean up his own mess, as he drank ALL of the alcohol while using Ant's studio to record his podcast for free. Why am I even commenting? I've never met John Melendez yet I loathe him
Join the club -- we all loathe this unfunny, untalented troll. And John's okay with this, so long as he's getting attention. He's said it himself a thousand times -- "They don't boo at nobodies." A low bar, but it's all the slob has.
I think everyone has someone in their life like John or Opie. A co-worker, in law, or acquaintance, that’s what makes it so fun to make fun of these thin skinned, narcissistic dopes.
@@JohnfromWaterFrontVillige You nailed it 100% in my case. I grew up with an Opie, to this day, he still can't take a joke, & everyone tiptoes around him, his mood dictates the day for whoever is with him. It's unbearably frustrating, so when I heard Opie's passive aggressive bullshit & his made up lies about Anthony, I knew right away what Ant & Jimmy were feeling every day. It's SO satisfying to hear them bash Opie
Ben Gilmore even so I don’t think Gary was going to get a an actual music record deal. I’m just saying like Artie was how he accomplished a lot with literally no talent
Smitty Knickerbocker It takes a no talent hack who barely eeks out a living riding other people’s coattails & using other people’s success bc he very obviously can’t make it on his own!! John ONLY got that deal bc he was on Howard!! He’s failed in pretty much everything he’s ever done including the album!!
If you listen to John's horrible podcast, you'll get to see/hear John get obsessed with various words/phrases and use them over and over. Recently he was obsessed with the word "trite". He shoehorned it into every sentence. Guarantee he doesn't know what it means.
22:00 LOL This might be the most unintentionally funny thing I’ve heard in my life. Stuttering John spaces out for a second, hears “crying son” and it resonates so deeply with him (for obvious, depressing reasons) that he gets snapped immediately back into reality and responds like he’s being attacked. On a greater cosmic level, that’s probably the funniest moment in this whole thing.
Damn I so wish Artie took John up on his offer with the roast battle where they each "craft their own jokes" lol and see who is the funniest comedian. It would of been so brutal and funny. Thing is Artie doesn't need to write out jokes to outwit John, he can just bury him on the spot (which he did) cause he is quicker and funnier then John could ever be.
@@Ryang403 Good point, and how bad is it that John WOULDNT put clips of his comedy on here? Its FREE AND INSTANT PUBLICITY lol! Literally EVERY legitimate comedian in the country puts clips on here. Why? Because they sell tickets, and could possibly lead to other opportunites or jobs. He knows hes an amateur.
@@chocolatetownforever7537about 6-7 years ago there was quite a bit of SJ comedy vids on TH-cam. HE went thru and threatened anyone that posted his standup bc it was AWFUL! I kick myself for not downloading and saving any of it before he threatened to “sue for copyright infringement“ and got them to remove the vids.
😂😂It's not that good at all. It's not supposed to be. He's doing an impression of Michael McKean's impression of Howard from Saturday Night Live. Anthony has said that on numerous occasions.
John "I don't mind if you goof on me, just don't get personal." Problem is he makes it all personal. Any goof could set him off since he's too sensitive. A real comic hits back with some funny shit of their own if they get goofed on. John can't do that because he's not funny or witty like a real comic, so he gets pissed and hits back with some real cringey and personal stuff.
Totally correct! Anthony says “what’re those, singles?” And johns response is a juvenile nickname dig at Anthony’s complexion. “Pocky” 🤦♂️. No humor Melendez
Seeing his little try hard face like he was actually accomplishing something when he tryharded Shaq and got insanely lucky on a Hail Mary shot makes me want to pummel. You know people like that, you’re messing around, and they catch you by surprise by being gym class heroes, then you hate their satisfaction so put in a little effort and crush them at whatever activity you’re doing. I’d pay my next check to see video of Shaq posterizing him bloody for one single game quarter of basketball
Melendez is not only the most annoying human I’ve ever seen or heard in my many years being a comedy watching jackass, he’s easily the most attractive Latino probably of all time in comedy. Stinky bastard has my heart
Thats hilarious when even some no name in the studio kills and has funny lines goofing on John. Its like so easy to destroy John. Yet John doesn't have 1 funny comeback to say. Really John, can't think of at least 1 thing funny? Artie goofs and shits on Gilbert Gottfried pretty relentlessly but its all in good fun, and Gilbert laughs and rolls with it, and hits Artie back with usually something even funnier. Nobody is offended and the audience gets 2 funny comics goofing on each other. Thats how real comics talk. You aren't a real comic John.
There is not a less funny guy on earth than John Melendez…I’ve never laughed at anything he’s said and he might be the most delusional person on earth. He actually thought there was a reality where people would want him representing them in the senate
johns the one who thought he was being funny [ he was the only one laughing] by stooping low , then when artie n ant ripped him he got upset cos he had no comeback, being no commedian. After realising he had no where to go he starts making out hes being victimized. WHAT A SAD UNFUNNY LOSER. Artie and Ant were brilliantly funny here though and i like everyone else found it very satisfying when he got his comeuppance . LOOOL!
To be honest and fair. They really piled up on John. When you're as unfunny as John, he can only resort to go for the jugular. John... meet Karma. She's lovely, isn't she...?
if he was capable he would have just rolled with the jokes and riffed the rest of the show. instead we get this, a complete meltdown of a drunk and retarded man in his 50s
I went to jail for a strangulation on my wife I didn't do at all..it was caught on tape...they offered to drop it to a misdemeanor but i rode it out for over 3 years n finally they dropped the case. Sometimes u just gotta stand ur ground
Do your “friends” call you a rapist on a very public platform that’s being recorded, and then constantly cut you off when you attempt to clear the air, so they can talk about why you don’t give them enough money?
AS SOON AS I HEARD THAT VOICE THIS SHOW GOT BETTER AND I ALSO FELT HAPPY KNOWING ARTIE IS WORKING AND IN HIS ELEMENT AND ALIVE AND FREE, free as far as jail..... LOVE YA ART
Can you find the interview with Aron Halston? I remember it from like twenty years ago he was the mountain climber who amputated his own arm to get free after being stuck for five days
John is so thin skinned, the FIRST thing he wants to say is complaints about being teased by Anthony. We have all known babies like John, who start threatening to fight if anyone rips on the shirt that they are wearing.
The video is another level of crazy, either subscribe to the WATP Patreon for a breakdown or subscribe to Compound Media for the original....WATP has tons of Stuttering John content...WATP = Who Are These Podcasts
Artie joked that somehow John got an album without being a musician and John was just about to say that he was a trumpet player in fifth grade, hahahaha!
Oh my God, John just sounds like he's trying to sound like someone else. I should've gone to the firehouse in Conshohocken, PA where he was doing stand-up with Bob Levy, but it was $35 and that's A-lister money. I've heard that it's just John rambling. He doesn't even have a real set.
This is apparently, "New York John." He's now Mr. NYC accent and affect. Yeah, he's from there, but over the years he's toned his NYC self down. And I don't remember such NYC affect even when he was on Stern's show. Maybe this apperance is "Cocaine John." Wonder if the coke is why he had a stroke. Don't get me wrong, I think this shtick, but why so New Yorky-yelling all the sudden, harkening Dice Clay or some Italian mobster affect.
John is so insecure everything they say he reacts to. He can't control himself. He is his own enemy. So easy he is so easy to fuck with. Funny love it.
The worst part about Drunk John is that old man cheese ball he gets in his throat. The last half of this show, John sounds like fucking Louie Armstrong.
I know everyone watches this and comments to bury John, but truly, TRULY, he was thoroughly outclassed from the beginning here. He couldn’t keep up, he didn’t catch most references, and he laughs at jokes he clearly doesn’t understand just to try and fit in. Artie and Anthony are fantastic, John truly just reeks of awkwardness, and that’s before he starts getting all down and dirty with the insults.
John is insuferable and unfunny here, as always. That being said, this is kind of the best performance he's given. It's horrendous and he's clearly just copying someone else, but he actually has energy and tries to talk fast.
Artie demolishing John while Ant is enthusiastically laughing is so, so satisfying.
I like that Artie was late…it gave John time to inflate his ego and act like a big shot.
4:37 John was a big shot at NBC.... 😂 He must have been intolerable during that time.
Even when he is at his lowest point, Artie is light years ahead of Stuttering John as a comic
Artie dead is funnier than John the guy who mooches booze and everything he can get from you Melendez .
Literally the empty bags of heroin on Artie's coffee table were funnier than John.
CAn't even loop the two in the same category
That's because stuttering john melendez isn't a comic.. no one with half common sense wouldn't laugh at his stand up. He's only funny at laugh at NOT with
John is a comedian?
5 minutes of john, and you want to punch him in the face
Such a hack.
Loud and obnoxious.
@@christinemcconnell7114 and he's got the gross "old man growl voice" now.
Wish I had recorded the video before it was taken down as John made such an ass out of himself piss wasted tryin to drink as many free beers he can before the show ends .
I want to punch myself in the face!
LMAO did John say Harriet “S” Tubman was gonna be on the $20 bill? 😂😂😂 homeboy got Harry S Truman and Harriet Tubman confused 😂😂
Artie finally shows up and makes this listenable at around 17 mins
You’re a good man jose
Your so right it was horrible till Art got there
Everyone gives Robin shi* for her cackling. How can anyone listen to this? I couldnt hear Artie through all their cackling smh
Ehhhh…listening to the set up of John being such an entitled, using scumbag, makes it even that much better when Artie gets there.
Thank you, for fvcks sake, John is tourture to the ears!
A dozen times i must have listened to this and it just never gets old. Pure Gold
John Melendez is the Rachel Dolezal of comedy.
HOLY SHIT THAT'S FUCKING HYSTERICAL!!! YOU FUCKING NAILED IT!!! BRAVO SIR, BRAVO!!!
I had to look it up which means its a perfect analogy
I have to go Google that name. I don't know who that is.
@@brianewing5778 Thank you!
I was about to say “you don’t remember that name from a couple years ago that white girl who said she was black?”and then realized holy shit that was 9 years ago,I could have sworn that just happened😂
i love the end when John is trying to set up a roast battle, and Artie is destroying him the entire time. John is so clueless he doesn't realize it
It would actually be hard to beat SJ in a roast battle, because he doesn’t have the ability to actually recognize that he’d have lost.
It’s parallel to that saying, that you can never win an argument with an idiot.
And then after John gets decimated, the ENTIRE ROOM is laughing AT him, not with him, he conveniently forgets about the roast battle entirely lol.
I think the word is "delusional" 🤣 he really thinks hes this amazing talent. When he tells Artie that he didnt have what it took to be a tonight show writer i was juat baffled. Check out the "uncle rico show" where shuli & co. sit around every week tearing a part bad John clips 😄
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@@cottrellbriankShoolie + Levy = Telethon $$$$
John thought he was killing until Artie arrived 😂
Holy shit stuttering John might be the worst person to ever attempt comedy lmao. He’s got no humour he just extremely bitter and angry. Hilarious watching Artie destroy him though
The whole beginning talk with Anthony is so telling “only a coward talks behind people’s backs. It’s all good until it gets personal.” He’s so delusional and has no self awareness
To his credit, he made a few witty remarks and/ or observations. But that does not a comedian make. Anyone can exchange silly banter.
Fun fact.. John's kid is trans, Thats what the goofing was about.
He’s so not self aware which makes it even more hilarious.
John's a Dabbler.
Stuttering John is SUCH a freeloader!!! Then he ALWAYS has the audacity to get mad when he’s called on it
Mary Lopez that was infuriating to listen to because we all know someone like that. Keith handled it like a pro tho
Tell it girl! Great pic and channel
Hes a joke, and can I add u on fb? Should I PM u? Never heard of a latina liking this shenanigans....ever
@joe winkler remind me to take a huge crap on your face would u? I will eat an axtra heavy meal 4 u, ok bitch?
@@BenGilmore93 creepy 4 u but girlfriend 4 me 🙂🖕🏿
One of Johns biggest downfalls is that he’s a constant one-upper, but he doesn’t have the wit to actually one-up anyone, so he always has to go low.
There is NO-ONE less funny on planet Earth than Stuttering John. There's NOTHING WORSE than an unfunny person who THINKS h/she is funny.
Matt N like shuli? Lol
especially since he turned into more of an SJW than Howard did lol
he was right about Artie being on the stuff and actually confronted him unlike the others there atleast
@@8unk8 John was the biggest "enabler" of Artie when they were on the Stern show. John says Artie was his Best Friend back then when Artie was going through some serious hard times. Did Muttering John help him back then?? Nope.
Artie addressed this on his now gone podcast a few years ago. He called John's caring..."fake tears."
John is just a self serving douche.
@@8unk8 John confronted him not as friend but in order to discredit him. That’s how John gets back at him instead of being funny. I dunno if you’ve ever dealt with addicts but unless they wanna quit confrontation just pushes them away and further into their addictions
Artie in a coma is funnier than John even if Fred and Jackie were writing John's stuff.
John is so unfunny lol. There's no way his standup comedy can be anything but cringey and embarrassing. I loved it when Howard Stern told him straight up he's not a funny guy when he was playing tapes of him doing a radio show and they were goofing on him. Artie is so naturally funny without even trying.
John actually said “I’m supplying laughs here , getting subscribers and I gotta tip for beer get the fuk outa hea”
😂😂😂
so cringe. he was LARPing as a wiseguy for a second there
6:26
John's Taking bullets for us , come on guys !
Stuttering John's trying to sound like Joey Diaz or Dice, trying to play a tough guy.
He's ova there now!
broooo i was trying to figure out who he’s tryna mimic and you got it dead on
He must have some good cornpop stories himself
@Daniel Deering he was in an identity crisis at stern. He wanted to be a rockstar, radio host, comedian, blah blah blah. He’s one of those guys that people were constantly laughing at so he thinks he’s funny
He really should be cleaning toilets somewhere
John is a classic belligerent drunk. Cant take a joke, starts passive aggressively turning ball breaking into a serious argument. And takes things way too far. And in Artie's defence I dont think he is two faced. I just think when he is high he confuses the high with positive feelings towards others
"I dont think he is two faced. I just think when he is high he confuses the high with positive feelings towards others"
god, this is spot on, and I never put two and two together in regards to some things he's said day to day til now
He is a c*nt muscle
John is the classic belligerent drunk, but all those traits you named afterwards, John possesses these stone cold sober, even if that’s almost never.
John was ready to sell his seat for a couple of refrigerator magnets.
Before Artie shows up, SJ was mad because they ribbed him about drinking for free and getting a podcast recorded and not throwing a dime at anyone, and 2 minutes later he was mad that Anthony didn’t donate to his “campaign”.
Awesome!!! Thanks for the upload !!
Never liked John. Ever. And still don't.
I like John in the sense that he epitomizes how brilliant Howard was. He could make John entertaining, whether sending him out with funny questions, goofing on him, or taking his tattle tale qualities and making material. John without Howard is just the obnoxious guy who thinks he's charming and funny.
78bcat Even with Howard he's obnoxious. Hence the interviews and endless stories of an unappreciative dick.
especially now man haha.
wmfivethree... Same with Artie even.
MustangRed1967 That's because you have TASTE. It's that rare quality that also tells people KISS are shittiest Rock band of all time LOL
I love how John brings up his writing gig with Leno as if that gives him any credibility, especially since he has not been rehired by another show. Meanwhile Artie is an arena act who works for himself.
He hasn't played an arena in a long time
@@rubberchixHe could if he wants.
@@tomcarl8021 not anymore
@@rubberchix I'm not sure about that. I don't think he lost his audience, do you?
I think his audience is still there and would come out to see him in big numbers. Obviously, he's laying low to maintain sobriety, but if he had a big comeback, I think he could sell out big places again.
@@tomcarl8021 yes I think he did
“With a pencil?” 😂 quickness of Artie is his genius
Stuttering John is the most sensitive person I have ever seen.
More so than a Gregg Opie Hughes
Because he knows it’s all true
John had zero comebacks that were clever or witty or well timed. Just insults and non-jokes. He challenged art to a roast and already lost
John is so immature and un-funny, he makes even low-brow-NEVER-funny Andrew Dice Clay look like Rodney Dangerfield lol
Unreal how unaware John is about everything
He's delusional to a ridiculous level 🤦♂️
John never understood why he was on the Howard Stern show, it was because he stuttered, and it was fun to make fun of him. He has no discernible talent.
Awesome upload -- Thanks! Stuttering John sounds soo different. His voice is so deep now!
Stuttering John seriously just pressured Anthony to spend his own money on John's campaign, yet John can't even tip or help clean up his own mess, as he drank ALL of the alcohol while using Ant's studio to record his podcast for free.
Why am I even commenting? I've never met John Melendez yet I loathe him
Join the club -- we all loathe this unfunny, untalented troll. And John's okay with this, so long as he's getting attention. He's said it himself a thousand times -- "They don't boo at nobodies." A low bar, but it's all the slob has.
I think everyone has someone in their life like John or Opie. A co-worker, in law, or acquaintance, that’s what makes it so fun to make fun of these thin skinned, narcissistic dopes.
@@JohnfromWaterFrontVillige You nailed it 100% in my case. I grew up with an Opie, to this day, he still can't take a joke, & everyone tiptoes around him, his mood dictates the day for whoever is with him.
It's unbearably frustrating, so when I heard Opie's passive aggressive bullshit & his made up lies about Anthony, I knew right away what Ant & Jimmy were feeling every day. It's SO satisfying to hear them bash Opie
Man, this voice that John puts on is embarrassing.
Yeah, WTF is that?
It's his pro wrestler voice. lol
What the hell is that voice? Is it an attempt at a character or is that the new voice he uses permanently?
it's even worse on his dogshit podcast. About 70% of all John's communication is in the retarded Dice voice now.
@Upson Pratt On his most recent podcast, he claims he's exceeded 1 million subscribers in the last 6 months. He's insane.
Did John smoke 3000 cigs before doing the show? He speaks like he's a top dog that's been in the biz for 30-40 years.
Richard Rico he possibly might be one of the luckiest people of the 20th and 21st century.
Exactly. Thinks he's a has been. He's a never was.
3001 cigs.. lol
I really hope Artie knows about the Dabbleverse
Poor John- so desperate so talentless- begging for acceptance
E Pappas come one it takes talent to some how pull off the career the way John did. Dude got a record deal for god sakes??
Ben Gilmore even so I don’t think Gary was going to get a an actual music record deal. I’m just saying like Artie was how he accomplished a lot with literally no talent
Smitty Knickerbocker It takes a no talent hack who barely eeks out a living riding other people’s coattails & using other people’s success bc he very obviously can’t make it on his own!! John ONLY got that deal bc he was on Howard!! He’s failed in pretty much everything he’s ever done including the album!!
John’s talent was always being able to surround himself by talented people to make himself appear funny
John apparently learned the word “premise”.
jason bryant I was just thinking that lmao
If you listen to John's horrible podcast, you'll get to see/hear John get obsessed with various words/phrases and use them over and over. Recently he was obsessed with the word "trite". He shoehorned it into every sentence. Guarantee he doesn't know what it means.
John: This is the problem!
Ant: the problem you have is piling up in front of you 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺. 😂
This is maybe the 8 th time I’ve listened to this. Lol. It’s mind boggling how out of their league John is, and he has no idea. Lol
22:00 LOL
This might be the most unintentionally funny thing I’ve heard in my life. Stuttering John spaces out for a second, hears “crying son” and it resonates so deeply with him (for obvious, depressing reasons) that he gets snapped immediately back into reality and responds like he’s being attacked. On a greater cosmic level, that’s probably the funniest moment in this whole thing.
That's both deep and insightful.
Wonderful insight
I’d love to see a comedy battle between Stuttering John and Henry Kissinger. Not sure who is funnier.
The problem you have is piling up in front of you!!! Holy shit that was one of the funniest thing I have ever heard!!!
Anthony and Artie are so quick and witty. It's so hilarious the stuff they come up with.
John is broke and having a very public meltdown. He's the almost-fifty E-List celebrity version of Tyrese
He's older than 50
He's still melting down lol
Lmfao why Tyrese though??
Damn I so wish Artie took John up on his offer with the roast battle where they each "craft their own jokes" lol and see who is the funniest comedian. It would of been so brutal and funny. Thing is Artie doesn't need to write out jokes to outwit John, he can just bury him on the spot (which he did) cause he is quicker and funnier then John could ever be.
Well it was bullshit. John would never really do that. He's not confident enough to put his 'stand up' on you tube.
@@Ryang403 Good point, and how bad is it that John WOULDNT put clips of his comedy on here? Its FREE AND INSTANT PUBLICITY lol! Literally EVERY legitimate comedian in the country puts clips on here. Why? Because they sell tickets, and could possibly lead to other opportunites or jobs.
He knows hes an amateur.
@@chocolatetownforever7537about 6-7 years ago there was quite a bit of SJ comedy vids on TH-cam. HE went thru and threatened anyone that posted his standup bc it was AWFUL! I kick myself for not downloading and saving any of it before he threatened to “sue for copyright infringement“ and got them to remove the vids.
Only 30 min in, but it’s so funny how John talked all this shit until Artie showed up and he’s completely quiet lol
Anthony does a better Howard impression than anyone. His entire delivery, inflection, tone etc. Is Howard
😂😂It's not that good at all. It's not supposed to be. He's doing an impression of Michael McKean's impression of Howard from Saturday Night Live. Anthony has said that on numerous occasions.
John "I don't mind if you goof on me, just don't get personal."
Problem is he makes it all personal. Any goof could set him off since he's too sensitive. A real comic hits back with some funny shit of their own if they get goofed on. John can't do that because he's not funny or witty like a real comic, so he gets pissed and hits back with some real cringey and personal stuff.
Totally correct! Anthony says “what’re those, singles?” And johns response is a juvenile nickname dig at Anthony’s complexion. “Pocky” 🤦♂️. No humor Melendez
There's no one more delusional than John. Thought he could play pro football for Christ sake!
His 2nd grade peewee football coach gave him a check +.
Seeing his little try hard face like he was actually accomplishing something when he tryharded Shaq and got insanely lucky on a Hail Mary shot makes me want to pummel.
You know people like that, you’re messing around, and they catch you by surprise by being gym class heroes, then you hate their satisfaction so put in a little effort and crush them at whatever activity you’re doing.
I’d pay my next check to see video of Shaq posterizing him bloody for one single game quarter of basketball
Here after the Sheet Shitterson mini documentary 😂
Would love to see video of this! 2021
Melendez is not only the most annoying human I’ve ever seen or heard in my many years being a comedy watching jackass, he’s easily the most attractive Latino probably of all time in comedy. Stinky bastard has my heart
i couldnt love this more. also from 2017 to 2024 its shocking how much alcoholism has aged stuttering john so terribly, looks and wetbrain effects
The rule is, if you YELL the terrible, obvious joke, its much funnier. That's in John's comedy book
Making sure what he says isn’t funny is in his book too.
And ALWAYS tag the joke w wheezy fake laugh after said joke
There was a video to this but it got removed by the stuttering powers that be
I can smell John thru the screen.
I just want to punch his ugly drunken sunburn face.
Why did they take this vid off. If anyone can help me please.
Conversationally, Artie is the funniest person on the planet.
@56:43 "Let John talk so we can stop laughing"
Thats hilarious when even some no name in the studio kills and has funny lines goofing on John. Its like so easy to destroy John. Yet John doesn't have 1 funny comeback to say. Really John, can't think of at least 1 thing funny? Artie goofs and shits on Gilbert Gottfried pretty relentlessly but its all in good fun, and Gilbert laughs and rolls with it, and hits Artie back with usually something even funnier. Nobody is offended and the audience gets 2 funny comics goofing on each other. Thats how real comics talk. You aren't a real comic John.
There is not a less funny guy on earth than John Melendez…I’ve never laughed at anything he’s said and he might be the most delusional person on earth. He actually thought there was a reality where people would want him representing them in the senate
55:25 is when John truly turns into a drunk asshole yelling at people across the bar: "WHO AH YOU DA JUDGE OF LEVELS?!"
Does anyone have the podcast with Artie and Stuttering John from 2016? Serious tension there
You mean the one done at Artie's house with John's female co-host?
John laughing like a a$$ when talking about artie right out of the gate going for the jugular
Thanks man, subbed.
Stuttered 6,000 words, never drew a dime.
johns the one who thought he was being funny [ he was the only one laughing] by stooping low , then when artie n ant ripped him he got upset cos he had no comeback, being no commedian. After realising he had no where to go he starts making out hes being victimized. WHAT A SAD UNFUNNY LOSER. Artie and Ant were brilliantly funny here though and i like everyone else found it very satisfying when he got his comeuppance . LOOOL!
oopz yes I stand corrected thank u Ben!! @@BenGilmore93
This is great thanks much
Why is there no video of this
Stuttering Hack can't read a room to save his life....
To be honest and fair. They really piled up on John. When you're as unfunny as John, he can only resort to go for the jugular.
John... meet Karma. She's lovely, isn't she...?
John was Chrissy and Ant and Artie were Tony S and Tony B
@@countof3everybodyOD HAH. love this comparison.
if he was capable he would have just rolled with the jokes and riffed the rest of the show. instead we get this, a complete meltdown of a drunk and retarded man in his 50s
53:50 this barb by Artie is the best. This shows what a comedian can do to a civilian in a battle of quips.
I went to jail for a strangulation on my wife I didn't do at all..it was caught on tape...they offered to drop it to a misdemeanor but i rode it out for over 3 years n finally they dropped the case. Sometimes u just gotta stand ur ground
Do your “friends” call you a rapist on a very public platform that’s being recorded, and then constantly cut you off when you attempt to clear the air, so they can talk about why you don’t give them enough money?
He didn't take it to trial cause he's guilty. He did it.
What the fuck are you guys babbling about
AS SOON AS I HEARD THAT VOICE THIS SHOW GOT BETTER AND I ALSO FELT HAPPY KNOWING ARTIE IS WORKING AND IN HIS ELEMENT AND ALIVE AND FREE, free as far as jail.....
LOVE YA ART
John actually thought he was going to be a Senator.
So Artie just strolls in whenever he wants on this new show? I'm sure this endeavor will last long like the last ones.
how wrong you were
Two simple people above me herr
@P J ta
@P J ok lets
thanks for this...subbed.
Can you find the interview with Aron Halston? I remember it from like twenty years ago he was the mountain climber who amputated his own arm to get free after being stuck for five days
John is so thin skinned, the FIRST thing he wants to say is complaints about being teased by Anthony. We have all known babies like John, who start threatening to fight if anyone rips on the shirt that they are wearing.
"i'm used to the tonite show.." No. you're not haha.
Stuttering John and Opie should do a show. A funny, funny show.
Are there podcasts in hell?
Oh John....how far we’ve fallen my guy! Loved working with you my dude! O&A still going 2023.
Why the FUCK does he do a Dice impression the whole show? Is this his shtick now??
Rob Wine Haven't you heard?...Johns a big tough guy now.
John sucks
Phil And Stuff if that's true that's hilarious
John came to a battle of wits unarmed.
Please tell me there’s video of this. Oh and did John really say Artie can’t write jokes like John does? Hahahaha
Where can I find the video of this? I really want to see all of the reactions.
The video is another level of crazy, either subscribe to the WATP Patreon for a breakdown or subscribe to Compound Media for the original....WATP has tons of Stuttering John content...WATP = Who Are These Podcasts
i would kill for more of this
Years later John is still using his kids as a shield when people make fun of him
So funny that John was sitting by his pool in California
At that point he wasn’t talking like Dice Clay. He was talking like Jay Leno lmao
The craziest thing listening to this in 2023, John is a legit contender in the Democratic Party.
Artie joked that somehow John got an album without being a musician and John was just about to say that he was a trumpet player in fifth grade, hahahaha!
“All district at 10 years old!” When in reality you have to be a sophomore in high school to be part of NY State Dictrict level. 🤦♂️
Oh my God, John just sounds like he's trying to sound like someone else. I should've gone to the firehouse in Conshohocken, PA where he was doing stand-up with Bob Levy, but it was $35 and that's A-lister money. I've heard that it's just John rambling. He doesn't even have a real set.
This is apparently, "New York John." He's now Mr. NYC accent and affect. Yeah, he's from there, but over the years he's toned his NYC self down. And I don't remember such NYC affect even when he was on Stern's show. Maybe this apperance is "Cocaine John." Wonder if the coke is why he had a stroke. Don't get me wrong, I think this shtick, but why so New Yorky-yelling all the sudden, harkening Dice Clay or some Italian mobster affect.
What a great shtick of being an unfunny drunk
I'm pretty sure "MikeZ/MarvelComics" is a transgender home oh, too!
John is so insecure everything they say he reacts to. He can't control himself. He is his own enemy. So easy he is so easy to fuck with. Funny love it.
Show begins 17:55
22:48 Jealous John's lifeless plug for Jackie's book.
22:41 Fake stutter.
The worst part about Drunk John is that old man cheese ball he gets in his throat. The last half of this show, John sounds like fucking Louie Armstrong.
I know everyone watches this and comments to bury John, but truly, TRULY, he was thoroughly outclassed from the beginning here. He couldn’t keep up, he didn’t catch most references, and he laughs at jokes he clearly doesn’t understand just to try and fit in. Artie and Anthony are fantastic, John truly just reeks of awkwardness, and that’s before he starts getting all down and dirty with the insults.
John is insuferable and unfunny here, as always.
That being said, this is kind of the best performance he's given. It's horrendous and he's clearly just copying someone else, but he actually has energy and tries to talk fast.
Wtf happened to John’s voice. Doesn’t even sound like him.
alcoholism
Age
I didnt recignize it was him until they said who it was
John asking for a roast battle while he is getting completely roasted to a crisp while he tries to to talk.
When did John turn into an unfunny Andrew Dice Clay?