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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ส.ค. 2024
- After reading all of the comments and hitting 100k views, I decided to remake this video but this time there are no mistakes. When the part 5 opening comes out I will make shitposts with it. I also plan on making gaming videos with GamingFilms soon.
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Part 5's opening with no male characters. Here's the link:
• JoJo Opening 8 but the...
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JoJo
jojo's bizarre adventure
sono chi no sadame
stand proud
end of the world
sono chi no kioku
chase
jojoke
meme
phantom blood
battle tendency
yvnki
stardust crusaders
diamond is unbreakable
anime
I made opening 8 with no male characters:
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the star at the end of bloody stream symbolizes kars :thinking:
Wait what would be different in part 5s opening?
JoJo for feminists won’t work unless you reanimate almost everything...
Hi myself
Imagen if you left parts with narnacia to trigger People.
Stardust Crusaders went super quick.
привет
hello
that's just how manly it is
No fak
What are you doing here?
Without male characters, part 3 is just Suzi Q hangs out with Holly on her sick day
What about Mariah, Midler, and Enyaba?
EDIT: I completely forgot about Anne lol
@@vizaloron9242 no Crusaders and DIO means they're irrelevant now
@@vizaloron9242 Hell, I'd watch that. The girls go to Japan to hang out with Mrs. Kujo
@@ghostmobiil I would watch that as well since I'm a girl
@@left5396 whys it matter that your a girl?
0:12 oh my god they killed erina to fuel the stone mask
Narrator: and that's how the joestar bloodline ended...
Underated
OH FUCK U GOT ME
End of jba
lore
I love how both stardust crusaders' intros combined last less than Dio's stand ability.
Though most of the time it is longer than this video
The OPs, but King Crimson skips through, trying to find his daughter.
DAUGHTER *WHEN* ARE YOU HIDING THIS GAME OF HIDE AND SEEK IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
@@snowbringercult you don't have daughters,come eat a cheeseburger with your son (the one in part 5,the blonde one)
@@snowbringercult i Wryyspect you
Sam Harold, too bad he’s in that infinite death loop. He won’t be finishing Trish there.
@@axellea1592 giorno giovani?
Part 1: Phantom Erina
Part 2: Bloody Lisa Lisa
Part 3: Are stars female?
Part 4: Waifus are unbreakable
Part 5: Golden Trish
Yes star are female, at least in Spanish, as the star is la estrella.
"Part 4: Waifus are unbreakable"
**shizuka (invisible baby) appears**
FBI OPEN UP
"Bloody Lisa Lisa?"
...Eww.
Mega Man X Powered Up Kars approves of Bloody Lisa Lisa
I feel like the Stone Ocean opening alone would instantly double the length of this
I counted, and it only has six instances of male characters (three of those being weather report) meaning that it would end up being almost the exact same length as the original
Stone ocean would help but that's bc it's the only female-centric part. Even after that there were still *a lot* of very important male characters that didn't show up for just like. One or two episodes then disappear again lol.
Main villain - a male
The stands will which kills the main villain - a male
The strongest person in stone ocean from the good guys- a male
Half of the good guy cast - men
The villains mentor - a male
99% of side villains - males
The one who defeated the main villain - a male
The penultimate villain - a male
The best written character ( weather report /Pucci) - males
That's literally stone ocean lol @kaazimsheikh9034
I like how Phantom Blood, Battle Tendency, and DiU all had at least some, and then SDC was just like "no"
SDC is just too manly.
Guys only, No girls allowed!!!
I mean did you really expect Jotaro's intros to have women
@@Darkwolf69420 There was his mom,greatgrandmom and greatgreat grandmom in Stand Produ
part 1: 5 secs
part 2: vibing
part 3: do i even exist?
part 4: i’m out of here
6 days later: 🍪
part 5: *Just Trish*
part 5 op 2: ....
*Just Trish again*
Part4:just yunobiow and reimi and hayatos mom
What gender is arnold and danny?
@@pluggothesluggo5509 I think Arnold is male and Danny is dead
(A few seconds into Stand Proud): I wonder how many parts it's gonna ski-
*song just straight up ends*
2 weeks later: 🍪
The song after that one just stops existing.
That’s Sono Chino Kieku (idk how to spell that I’m srry)
And it progressively got shorter up until crazy noisy Bizzarre town
@@jeanpierrepolnarref3352 Sono Chi No Kioku u got it close enough
0:01 Sono Chi no Sadame without spoilers
The 3rd opening of part 4 just saying "Break! Break! Break" got me💀
HAHAHAHAHA REAL
Part 1, 2, 4, showing female characters
Part 3: *NAH*
No, it showed Jotaro's mom
it showed holly for some seconds
3 is pure testosterone.
@@ziyabey101 not even a second
@@adolfsmith5191 yeah
Part 1: Erina and the stone mask
Part 2: Lisa Lisa the magical girl
Part 3: E G Y P T 🐫
Part 4: Female cast murder mystery
Um joylen Cujoh is in sono chi no sadame
@@thefirstcurse8482 ye she is a female and jojo op are full of spoilers
E G Y P T 🌵
Amogus
Egypt
Pov: This is just Killer Queen's time thing and Yosikage is just looking at all the girls he can take the hands off.
I like how this video is two minutes long showing how manly Jojo really is.
So manly it makes Fist of the Northstar look girly.
Part 6 and 8:
Do not forget: part 5 is homosexual and part 6 is girly
part 1: Erina blood
part 2: Lisa lisa tendency
part 3: stardust
part 4: hand is unbreakable
Za hando erased everything
Part 3: Holly Stardust
Part 5: Golden Trish
Part 6: Stone Jolyne
Part 7: Hot Pants Run
Part 8: Yasuholion
Part 3: dust
Part 2 sounded weird
Stone Ocean: _It's like I was made for this._
Too bad we have wait a year lol
@@Goofyboxer I can wait, I haven't finish the manga yet
I hope jolyne gets chosen for jump force and then the anime gets confirmed
Indian man Plays yup hopefully
@@eateat7404 and giorno too
Bro there’s so much manliness in Stardust Crusaders that they just had to cut out the whole cast 💀
I love how the statue of the Goddess of Love counts
I love how stone mask counts
The only rule is that a man can't be on screen not that there has to be a woman
ah yes, my favorite part: Stardust nothing
XD
Stardust Holly
Crazy noisy bizarre nothing
Stardust but just the dust
@@nalinaran472 d u s t
When part six is animated
Jolyne and the whole prison: *tough guy finger snapping
They'll probably skip 5% of the op
@@CalamityTerra yea
I don't think so, it's a No male not a only female, if a joyline and any male character stay together in a frame that frame is deleted
will they skip anasui?
@@mateusmartinsjunior6506 here's a better one, will they skip narancia?
Now with stone ocean opening
It will be just the normal op
Part 1: Erina and the stone mask
Part 2: Lisa Lisa the master of Hamon
Part 3: Stardust To Egypt
Part 4: Murder mystery
Part 5: ITALY
Part 6: Stone Ocean
Part 1: Erina's blood
Part 2: lisa lisa's tenancies
Part 3: stardust literally nobody
Part 4: Female cast is unbreakable
Part 3: *stardust*
Part 5: Golden Trish
Part 6: Jolyne Ocean
Part 7: Lucy Ball Run
Part 8: Thicc Koichion
Part 5: Trish's Wind
im to understand part 1 is erina's period blood
You gotta love how there are more scenes without any characters, than scenes with female ones
Rouse yeah but you gotta consider there ONLY have to be females in the scene.There can’t be both women and men in the same.
I mean, I am aware of that
Just gotta wait for the Stone Ocean Anime
@@soldier6750 that's what he meant
Then* 🤦♂️🤦♂️
Part 1: Some girl from the future flashes on screen a few times, POV you kissed a girl, and then there's a mask and some flying bullets.
Part 2: Lili's bizarre adventure.
Part 3 OP 1: Stardust.
Part 3 OP 1: There's some gears, stars and oops King Crimson erased time two parts early.
Part 4 OP 3: "Break break break.
I love the breakdown text not breaking down
When you realize the pigeons in great days are female:
Pidgeoms
Pandas
DJ monster / DJモンスター Shut the fuck up
@@Connor-qk7rz why dont YOU? Go back to anger management class.
@@Connor-qk7rz what the proplem
The manliness of stardust crusaders is astonishing
I think we are gay
ThunderMattt Twitch what makes you say that
@@parix351 99% of the anime Is man :00
ThunderMattt Twitch THANK YOU RANDOM TRAVELER! With your logic now i know my only boys school is for gays, my school is 100% only men!
@@generalowen4344 yea, you talk only to Mans, and i am a man, 200% gay
Beautiful I've never seen something better then this masterpiece
1:44 LOL "break break break"
Lisa’s Lisa’s bizarre Adventure
EDIT: finally deciding to edit this, thanks for making this my most liked comment I’ll ever have... But I’m keeping the typo lol
LiLi's Bizarre Adventure
@@mayka9845 genius
I never realized how much I wanted and needed this until now.
Elizabeth's Bizzare Adventure
Thicc Tendency
NIIIICE!!!!!!
*Stone Ocean:* I'm about to end this man's whole career, once I get animated
We're only like 4 or 5 months away and it Will be added
Emporio, pucci, gaurds, jotaro
@@Jonathan_Juicestar Don't forget Anasui
@@stevepensando2593 anasui went from female to male for jolyne we don't talk about him
Do you know when it will be animated ?
Ah yes. Reimi and Yukako’s very thrilling adventure
1:45 “Listen break,break,break”
part 1: erina
part 2: lisa tendency
part 3: stardust holly
part 4: cindarella bizzare town
part 5: wind
Ah yes wind
Part 5: trish wind
Part 5: spice wind or spicy wind
part 6: jolyne ocean
Parte 5: just wind
Jojo op consist:
- 95% male
- 3% op song
- 2% female
100% spoilers
Why not 95% gay
@@cupnt6724 actually the part 1 and 2 is not gay,i think
Well 0% female for the fourth op
Part 3 looked gay for a few minutes but it isn’t gay tho
Im genuinely surprised this goes on for 2 minutes. I was expecting less than a minute
Probably because you were expecting just the scenes WITH women in them. A lot of these don't have women along with no men. If it was "Jojo openings but it's only the parts where there are women and no men" then yea it would be A LOT shorter lol
Breakdown becomes down, break, break, break
part 1: Phantom Erina
part 2: Lisa Lisa Tendency
part 3: Stardust
part 4: diamonds are a girls best friend
part 5: golden rings
wilma wessels Part 6: Stone Cold Fox
Part 7:steel girl run
Part 8: Lisalion
GTA IV reference
Part 3: NOTHING
“break- break- break-“
I don’t know why I found that so funny
What the first Minecraft tree hears:
Im gonna have a break- break- break- break- break- break- break- break-
*This is Requiem*
XD me toooo
I heard “sqwliuay”
e
Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town just ended so fast
“JoJo’s Woke Garbage Adventure isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.”
JoJo’s Woke Garbage Adventure:
1:46
Ah yes
*B R E A K B R E A K B R E A K*
minecraft trees be like
BREAK-UH BREAK-UH BREAK-UH!!!!!
Break, break, we are millioners, fix it all
school trying to make me have an emotional meltdown:
Crazy diamond wants to know your location
It's official.
The Joestar mansion statue lady is the best female JoJo character.
Wrong its speedweed
That's true! She defeated Dio!
@@pantheman2842 with no hamon or stand. Hell she didn't even move
You thought it was a mask but it was me dio!
@@TupocalypseShakur
That's because her Menacing is more frightening than Dios
1:08 "kusari no you BREAK YOU DOWN"
season 1:Erina And A GODDAMN STATUE
Imagine a spin-off featuring Lisa Lisa
bed
Bed
Bed
bed
bed
Part 1: Erina's Blood
Part 2: Lisa Lisa Tendencies
Part 3:
Part 4: Reimi is Unbreakable
Part 5: Golden Trish
Part 6: Stone Ocean
Part 7: Hot Pants Run
Part 8: Yasuholion
This is beautiful.
Part 3: Holly Crusader.
Part 3: stardust holly
Should've been jolyne ocean
Jojolion has a lot of women
i don't watch much anime but jjba has some of the most unique intros i've ever seen, they're all just lovely
Part 1: Erina witnesses some random bullshit
Part 2: Lisa Lisa does a funny dance and I guess suzy’s there too
Part 3: no lmao
Part 4: h a n d .
0:13 : *YOU THOUGHT YOUR FIRST KISS WOULD BE WITH JOHATHAN, BUT IT WAS I **_STONE MASK_*
KO NO I SI KA MEN (STONE MASK WITH JAPANESE) DA!!!!
Erina vampire arc confirmed
I swear to god I'm dying of laughter right now XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
HAHA OMG
Kono Masku Da
ah yes, that time erina dramatically looked at [REDACTED]'s house
the video when a male character appears: KING CRIMISON!!!
1:45 ah yes the best song "break break break"
THE INTRO WON'T BREAK
I want to Break free~
Wrong time bruh, I think you got mistaken for 1:15
@@TacitusKilgore347 I WANT TO BERAK FREE
@@kameradroti_sobek6312 hahahaahahaha
1:10
"shiritai yo himeta- *{Music}* Ehm! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Lmao
Hey my fave song
First diamond is unbreakable op literally 5 seconds lol
Lol
Best opening ever
I love how end of the world stayed for like 6 seconds
Sono chi no sadame: 32 Seconds
Bloody Stream: 24 Second
Stand Proud: 30 Seconds
Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town:
Lazy to continue lol
"Break Break Break!"
Crazy diamond: n o
Crazy diamond be like: *bob the builder*
@@niko-thesecond8376 yo ballz
@@Beezur231 lmao
@@Beezur231 yes very true
@@niko-thesecond8376 your throat
Part 1 : Erina's scared adventure
Part 2 : Lisa Lisa posing
Part 3 : literally nothing ( holy can't have a stand but a dead cat can)
Part 4 : dead girl, plasti surgery and mid life crisis
Don't forget part 4's "BREAK-BREAK"
In part 3 wasn't there a very brief image of Holly wrapped in that Hermit-Purple-esque Stand she's dying from?
@@lordolxinator edited my guy
Pt3 is too manly
part 5: statues and trish
Bro everyone talking about part 3, but didn't y'all notice, that crazy noisy bizzare town had literally just 5 seconds??? Lmfao
all the other intros:
great days: B R E A K B R E A K B R E A K
0:32 ah yes, the best girl, *clacker volley*
Best waifu
Clacker volley looking pretty thicc tho
@@sparrow7246 Let's be honest, the Ultimate waifu is Speedwagon with clacker volley
@KrekJed oh right.. my bad
1:00 ngl that moon looking T H I C C gotta disagree man
*End of the world starts*
*Ends*
Kore ga Kingu curimson no noriyuku
@@grissgrass2349 oh look! A donut
@@grissgrass2349 Kingu Kurimuzon no Noriaki
It just works
Get this man 3 more likes for Mista
the sheer amount of testosterone in the stardust crusaders openings
1:45 ah yes, break break break is my favorite anime opening
OP 1: Erina is being hunted by Joylne for stealing the stone mask and drops the mask into a pond from being shot
OP 2: Lisa Lisa’s Bizarre Adventure
OP 3: Some stars flew past somebody’s house
OP 4: The “sands” of time
OP 5: The Seizure
OP 6: The Seizure: Sequel
OP 7: BREAKDOWN BREAK BREAK BREAK
Should've been "Sands of Time" instead, nevertheless pretty funny ngl.
That’s a big brain joke tho
Lol
Underrated
The sands of HAAAAAA!
Kakyion didn't die for this.
We should make an an opening just with jotaros mom thats what kekyoin likes :D
Kakyion didn't even existed in this
kakyoin died for this and so much more
Do Stands have genders? I know it would be hard to include them since they're always next to their user...
Who’s Kakyoin? I only know green milf hunting donut
Crazy Noisy Bizzare Town went out QUICK
part 1: erina blood
part 2: deadbeat mother tendency
part 3: stardust
part 4: 3 girls are unbreakable
part 5: trish wind
part 6: stone ocean
part 7: molested-by-the-president run
part 8:sisterlion
Part 7 alternate title: Lesbian First Lady And Her Underage Lover Run
Part 8 has 3 god tier women and 2 moms its gonna be fun when that op is made
part 3: why wasnt holly able to control her stand when a baby was
@@lu-lo3jb Stands are controlled based on fighting spirt. Holly was too peaceful for such a thing, but Mannish Boy was a baby murderer for hire. Hope that sorts things out.
Midnight Saw Your Browser History yeah but the invisible baby
Great days:
*"Break break break."*
Yes hahahaha
All the feminists are having a 'Breakdown! Breakdown!'
Meanwhile in Sono Chino Kioku:
Shinkai e- *guitar noises* -AAAAHHHHHH
Cuz Kira :p
Have 444 like. Mista worst nightmare
Crazy Noisy Bizzare Town went ultra quickly.
Stardust Crusaders: *Guitar Riff*
“Oi Josuke! I used Za Hando to erase all the males in the openings including us! Ain’t that wacky?”
very wacky, very very wacky I am not God oh no!
Okayasu erased himself then lol
Oi josuke! I used za hando- wait whered he go
WHAT HAVE YOU BROUGHT TO ZA WARUDO!?!?
No I am wacky
End Of The World? More like End Of The Song.
Had no idea king crimson was in Stardust crusaders
Thanks, Kris.
@@flarmin22 technically he was because he died to kakyoin's emerald splash
1:15
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stardust Crusaders: Ight, imma head out
ah yes, my favorite lyrics in great days: *break break break*
0:20: “E”
LMAOOO
LMFAOOOOO This comment needs more likes
Underrated comment
*E*
i love how it sounds "E" and "beep" at the same time
0:08 love how it just goes “soda.........”
PEPSI MAAAAANNN
Its sora
What, you haven't heard of soda?
Straight out of a YTP
@@Belal22 no it’s not, it’s soda
stardust crusaders:nothing
This is why i pay the bill for the internet, this is actually amazing, GG Mate
0:53 Kars is a pillar women confirmed
Are you saying the shooting star is Kars?
@@ChaoGardenTastic It only makes sense when you finish BT
Kars*
Sex: USELESS
if you want to get that specific
1:00 the stardust crusaders are now all female.
Part 3: Some Meteors fall on Earth and everything turns into Sand.
So basically infinity war
@@asshatt6908 yes, jojo predicted infinity war
@@snowbringercult genocide ending
Azur Duo “ahhhhhhhh”
And Dio's Mansion is there
Stone ocean op: *Wemen*
I watched this when I was tired and falling asleep yesterday, I felt so confused and lost
part 1. Erina’s bizarre adventure
part 2. tendency to woman
part 3. dust crusaders
part 4. nothing is unbreakable
Star
Tendency
I had to laugh so hard at the part 3 openings because they were almost not even there
tendency no women 🗿
That part 4 sounds depressing
Part 1 Part 2 Part 4: "Let's have some women representation!"
Part 3: *Women? Never heard of that*
Edit: *TH-cam did not notify me about the likes and replys thanks I guess*
It's an enemy stand!!
Part 3: lol women am I right?
th0tslayer002 sos I didn’t mean it like that
th0tslayer002 I don’t even know how to react to that
th0tslayer002 you shouldn’t be apologising, I should for starting this... “conversation” so I’m sorry
Stardust crusaders:My time has come
The fact that this is only two minutes makes this one of the manliest animes
All female Jojos, the feminists are taking over
“I’m an adult virgin”
A classic
I agree
621 likes
Nice
So its the same type of virgin as star platnium
Sadly this is the truth for me.
Stone Ocean be like: whole op
Well actually no, since there are male characters
@@auriis annasui can just change their genders like how he did himself
@@rivershen8954 weather report
@@mukundshah7971 annasui can just change weather report's gender like how he did to a random guy to trick pucci
Until god damn baseball hat kid shows up
Have I mentioned before that emporio is my least favorite jojo character
0:23
“whos wasting KOOLAAID”
Part1: Erina’s lonely adventure
Part2: Lisa does nothing
Part3: There is no such thing as man only woman
Part4: Ghost lady
Lisa Lisa poses menacingly*
When part 6 is animated im assuming it will all be woman
The part 4 is reimi sugimoto
Part 5: Trish is bored
Part 1 also has jolyne
Part 3 better just be named: Stardust Testosterone
Stardust nobody
*Stardustosterone
"Men are important.....Beauriful men."
JJBA openings if lesbians took over the universe:
0:53 there's Kars who is clearly male. smh my head
Acktually, Ultimate Kars has no gender
Well, he is only half man. He's half mineral, plus he has no way of claiming what gender he is, and since it's 2019 I am going to make a new gender, maneral.
You just said shake my head my head
Nice one
Hes gay not male
When my angry dad saw my 3ds
1:46
I have made ur comment 69 comments
I mean likes
That happend really?
@@clowntaro49 lmao yes
@@mapache2696 i sorry for you and hope you did get another 3ds