Especially since Link puts so much force behind his swings that weapons break far more than they are supposed to. (See just how few swings it takes to stasis launch something)
@@notashton00he spent hours uncounted roving the world and solving their petty puzzles, and they rewarded him with THEIR POOP. Korok abuse is *entirely* warranted as far as i'm concerned
*Ganondorf wakes up to screaming* "what tha fu-" *All of Hyrule on fire, broken ceramic everywhere, and a flying burning crucifix with bombs and Koroks flying towards Ganons bedroom*
Ganondorf: whats this little twink´s problem??? Link: (mind) *HE IS RAGE, BRUTAL, WITHOUT MERCY... BUT YOU... YOU WILL BE WORSE. RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL ITS DONE*
@@kokuhakuqiun4215 Link would just hold out the arm and summon a fucken evangelion esc robot angle corpse Gundam thing. Imagine being Ganon, the bitch wizard who for some fuckin reason has 18 levels in fighter, only to pick a fight with the sand twink, and mfer hits you with a GO! GO! POWERRANGERS!!
“I’m just going to take this little kid’s stone” Three flurry rushes and several arrows later “That… was a mistake” A construct made of Zonai devices busts through the wall Ganondorf fled behind
Dude quite literally eats rocks for sustenance despite not being a Goron, I’m sure if anyone in Hyrule could eat a Secret Stone and be fine, it’s probably going to be Link
Imagine Zelda collecting the memories of a dragon and she keeps seeing Link wreaking havoc against Ganondorfs army, and at the very end we all get the revelation that those tears were from Ganondorf and that he's got a really severe case of PTSD that he became just harmless. Then after a while Link appears casually (since Rauru didn't die) through a time portal and doesn't even acknowledge Zelda and straight up goes and continue to beat the crap out of Ganondorf just because.
"And people say _I'm_ the evil one?! THIS is your _hero_? This half-feral Hylian goblin-child? WTF, Rauru, put a leash on your murder-minded brat!" As he attempts to dodge various arrows, flurry-rushes and koroks being thrown his way.
🤔 out of all the possible biological traits we could have had, we have hair and I think hair is cool. We could have been bald, we could have had quils, squid tentacle hair oh wait that's splatoon
I stole this comment: in canon zelda is the ‘very distant relative’ meanwhile here link is basically just a stray cat sonia found outside Edit: and that's how you make 19k likes literally stealing a comment from Twitter
“Oh my, Rauru! Look at this poor stray!” “M-My dear that is a person-“ “Oh Nonsense! He’s silent as can be and just as dirty! Look, his arm is injured! Can’t we at least help him?” Link is being held in Sonia’s arms like Long Cat
They don't have crucifixes anymore They had them in the first game since Nintendo was slightly more okay with being religious But as the games went on they created their own mythology in Legend of Zelda Crucifixes wouldn't exist anymore, since there is no God or Jesus in Zelda The triforces their sacred symbol, or the loftwings on the royal family shields
@@thatoneguywiththevoice328"Slightly more okay" The Legend of Zelda was just straight up Catholic. It wasn't until A Link to the Past that Nintendo started properly shaping the mythology of LoZ.
INCREDIBLY funny to reconsider what we know of Zelda’s time there but with Link. Rauru and Sonia’s new stray cat, Link, is a new source of joy and stress in their life - he’s fiercely loyal to them after only a few weeks and despite a missing arm, probably kills a Lynel, bc combat is nothing but improvisation, after another couple weeks (and yes Ganon probably catches wind and promptly calls BS. Unfortunately for him it’s not BS and Link is just a monster). He probably found a new horse, or maybe there was even an ancient steed equivalent Zonai were acquainted with - it’d be like him to tame an unconventional animal with little prior knowledge about them). That chamberlain that the floating star-shaped slates (Kakariko village) refer to, who watched over the royal family + Zelda’s shenanigans? I recall one where Zelda was riding an early Mineru construct to the chamberlain’s distress. Imagine this poor woman following LINK around (Rauru probably also assigns a handful of Zonai soldiers bc he likes venturing outdoors - that is, when they don’t lose sight of him) and SUFFERING. Link left his room for a snack? Oh, all good, all good… except hE’S EATING IT ON THE ROOF?? How did he even get up there you ask? NO IDEA, SHE’S PAST QUESTIONING IT She talks to a friend and it’s just,, “Miss, you don’t look well. Are you off work today?” “Yeah, and you can blame that goddamn feral Hylian the King and Queen assigned me to. Look. Look over there. He’s shield surfing through town as we speak… I hope it breaks.” “You what?” “DID I STUTTER” (they care, deep down, but that’s under all the grey hair they’re accumulating). Rauru probably finds all of this hysterical and so does Sonia, although she’s not as quick to admit it. One of them’s gotta pretend they’ve got it under control 😂
Link: *staring at Ganondorf, threatening him in his head* {Waiting for me, huh. Mess up one time and I'll end you and your entire bloodline. I dare you, Ganny.}
Always gotta have some sort of endearing nickname for your enemies XD considering there’s a high chance you know them or their bloodline at a deeply personal level 😂😂
@@kokuhakuqiun4215 Basically the prime connection with heroes and villians. Sonic calling Robotnic Eggman. Bowser being Koopy to Mario. I think Link would call Ganondorf Ganny in my head canon. XDD
Woah woah chill, he's Gerudo so there's a chance that Urbosa's part of his bloodline, I can't have you risking her existence just to stop a few calamities
@@VolfKami I think Urbosa come after he was imprisoned, so how can he dick her mother down when he was stuck with Rauru? Plus, she seems to be more of the Sage of Lightning's Blood Line since she and Riju can conduct lightning and not Ganondorf who obviously is darkness.
@@damiennathaniel5542 you said his whole bloodline, that's not just him and his next generation. That's him and everyone he's related to, similar to how if you take out Rauru's whole bloodline Zelda and his sister would vanish. So, taking out Ganondorf's whole bloodline could possibly take out every Gerudo in his generation including the sage of lightning, meaning Urbosa would catch strays
Link: *Proceeds to beat ganondorf within an inch of his life wearing a bokoblin mask, no clothes, and wielding a stick attached to a slightly larger stick* Edit: You might think I'm thankful for these likes, but guess what? I'm NOT! 😈
i read one once. i don't think i could find it again sadly, but i remember link was like- REALLY close to Sonia, and she practically mothered him. the death happens differently IIRC, but it still broke him a bit because he felt like it was his fault for not protecting her well enough.
I am still honestly surprise that Link is such a twink despite everything he carries either in his pockets and the gigantic heavy weapons he just holds and swings with ease and apparently put enough force into them that they easily just shatters.
Remember: unless you deliberately build for it, it's pretty common for muscles for not really show unless you're flexing or otherwise straining them. Muscle mass is a thing, for sure, but some people get /surprisingly/ strong without bulking up much.
Y'all saying all this happily ever after nonsense like BOTW/TOTK link wouldn't go absolutely fucking feral, and straight up murder Ganondorf upon seeing the man who cause him and Zelda to suffer the way they have
Let the Yaoi fangirls have their shitty fantasies. The rest of us can ignore them and focus on what's really important. How many people does it take to keep Link from wandering off into Ancient Hyrule to explore? How many more does it take to keep him from murdering Ganondorf on reflex?
Zelda’s like “that man gives me bad vibes,” Link would be like “Oh yeah, that’s the guy who does All of the Fucked Up Shit that has Ever Happened, Ever. Kill him.”
Ganondorf: What is that little twink’s problem? Link: One headshot…. All it would take. One arrow through the dome and it’d be done. Your stupid red hair gave it away and I swear when I’m done turning you into a PINCUSHION I’m gonna strangle you with it-
@@RenMagnum4057 i meant more like, in canon, only the bow of light and the master sword can actually damage him, i mean even with the sword link almost died at the beginning
@cactuscarlo825 you are forgetting that at that point ganon was souped up on magic steroids(secret stone) but at this point, magic or no magic i dont think the master sword is needed as much
@@cactuscarlo825 by the time link and ganon faced ganon was so juiced on on magic power that the man was probably on a constant high while in the past before the drug injections commenced he had to outplay someone who wasn’t even using their decret stone as a combat tool. Needless to say he would still be a beefy boi but the master sword would NOT be needed in the slightest unless dorfy there just has a body thougher than i dunno adamantium or something
I always like to think that link doesn’t talk much but his eyes can be so emotive that you can tell how he feels but otherwise he’s just got the most strict “resting stone face” ever
Can we appreciate how good link looks like that tho? Zelda and Link gotta bring back the face paint to the new era, if that one woman can make MUSHROOMS a fashion statement I’m sure Zelda and link can get tribal painting trending
I imagine link's stone would just make link canonically a speed runner, like he is capable of going at Mach 12, punching like a gorilla and kill dark demon gods in like 15 minutes flat. If Ganon tried to take links stone or Sonias while link was on watch, may Hylia help him.
" It took everything I have to not atomize you by the snap of my fingers the first glance my eyes laid you upon, for I still care about the law of causality, be. very. grateful, Gandy " - Link's inner monologue, probably.
Before this when the Molduga attacked, Raru was about to blast them, only to be shocked as Link jumped off that cliff, rushed the Molduga and destroyed ALL of them.
link is drawn just. so scrunkly in a way. maybe it's the long ass hair and the fit. he looks very pretty and also i would simply steal him instead of a secret stone
I saw someone post on twitter saying “Why does Mario have nipples but Link doesn’t???” and someone responded saying “it’s because of his top surgery” and I just think that’s hilarious in this context
Link destroyed this man with nothing but a soup ladle. I can’t imagine how insanely powered he would be with a Secret Stone. Flurry Rush would go back in time or something.
Okay, lets face it... If link was in the past with one of those stones... Gannon wouldnt have needed to be sealed. Mf would be straight dead... Which begs the question why is he in the past at all. XD
There is a chance it wouldn't amplify anything. This version of link is just the child of a royal guard with the soul of the hero. He's not like Zelda who's related to sonia and rauru as well as having the soul of the goddess (maybe, the lore is confusing). If it amplified anything it'd probably be pertaining to his physical abilities.
Ganondorf calling link a twink is fucking hilarious
That rhymes 😂
Especially since Link puts so much force behind his swings that weapons break far more than they are supposed to. (See just how few swings it takes to stasis launch something)
i dont speak english, what does twink mean
@@Liam-yw3jy ….whose gonna tell them?
LOL FR
Link: I have many problems, and they're always your fault somehow.
This is reality for Link in every game.
Why is it that every time Hyrule is in trouble it always comes back to you
Ganon:
Ganondorf:
The Only Male Gerudo:
@@Recon-601 skyward sword Beringer of demise lore
Zelda stole bros house and he's blaming it on Ganondorf 💀
@@zarcthesavage9079fr
Link has homicide on his mind again
You say “again” like he ever stopped lol
Tears of the Gerudo Male
homocide
Homocide
@@averycheesypotato idk, I felt pretty peaceful in botw for a split second once I finally bought real-estate, then the homicide returned
Link: You stole my arm. I shall ruin you Ganondork.
Underrated comment
I love that other people still use Ganondork
Link seems to still have his arm in this timeline, maybe zelda lost hers instead (which would definitely enrage link more)
@@nevrikxI think some people use it while comenting on the "Grown Up Gerudo" comic 😂
LMAO
Link I’m gonna terrorize this man until he stops
Nice
Brat😅
Also link: cant forget to terrorize the koroks too! for no reason.
@@notashton00he spent hours uncounted roving the world and solving their petty puzzles, and they rewarded him with THEIR POOP.
Korok abuse is *entirely* warranted as far as i'm concerned
*Ganondorf wakes up to screaming* "what tha fu-" *All of Hyrule on fire, broken ceramic everywhere, and a flying burning crucifix with bombs and Koroks flying towards Ganons bedroom*
“BLONDE! SHORT! NO ABS!”
"Redhead! Tall! Stabbed in the abs!"
NOT A VAI
[Vine boom] [Vine boom] [Slightly louder Vine boom]
But link has a bag of holding.
@@languid-4535
Not a vai. Because Link is a voe.
EDIT: comment has been fixed.
Ganondorf: whats this little twink´s problem???
Link: (mind) *HE IS RAGE, BRUTAL, WITHOUT MERCY... BUT YOU... YOU WILL BE WORSE. RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL ITS DONE*
Replace Link with Doom Guy, watch as Ganondorf quietly cancels his plans to become a *demon* lord.
@@tranquilclaws8470 Both wear green, both are mute protagonists... Both have a love for animals and are blessed with powers from beyond...
@@DavidELD And they both carry an impossible amount of tools in their pockets!
@@RF-Ataraxia and they both use the Geneva Convention as a checklist
I think Link's mind is mostly just "Hup! Hyaa! Haaa!" on a constant loop
Gannondorf would 100% try to steal links stone thinking he's a pushover and link would end his whole career
Link would definitely kick Ganon’s *Dearly Beloved* manhood, give him “a little twink’s problem” to think about XD
@@kokuhakuqiun4215 Link would just hold out the arm and summon a fucken evangelion esc robot angle corpse Gundam thing. Imagine being Ganon, the bitch wizard who for some fuckin reason has 18 levels in fighter, only to pick a fight with the sand twink, and mfer hits you with a GO! GO! POWERRANGERS!!
@@chaoticdetectivepeachGannin: hmm, i will take this boy's secret stone.
Link 3.5 secnds later: Summons a whole ass metal gear.
“I’m just going to take this little kid’s stone”
Three flurry rushes and several arrows later
“That… was a mistake”
A construct made of Zonai devices busts through the wall Ganondorf fled behind
@@chaoticdetectivepeachalso summons an intercontinental ballistic laser
Again I'm going to say it here, and I am surprised that Link hasn't eaten the stone yet, it looks like a jelly fruit filled gummy
I believe the term you're looking for is gusher
@@FuryMcpurey better term
Dude quite literally eats rocks for sustenance despite not being a Goron, I’m sure if anyone in Hyrule could eat a Secret Stone and be fine, it’s probably going to be Link
@@Cati_Offical maybe he did eat it but he replaced it with a gummy look alike?
do we want him to eat it? D:
The Legend of Zelda, a Twink from the Past
Underrated comment
But he is from the Future~
But yeah I get the reference
@@TheTrueLeafless the legend of zelda: a twink IN the past
@@typhoontiak6213 I mean just saying "A Twink to the Past" works bc he was sent to the past
we did it, we found the best comment. Everybody pack it up, go home
Imagine Zelda collecting the memories of a dragon and she keeps seeing Link wreaking havoc against Ganondorfs army, and at the very end we all get the revelation that those tears were from Ganondorf and that he's got a really severe case of PTSD that he became just harmless. Then after a while Link appears casually (since Rauru didn't die) through a time portal and doesn't even acknowledge Zelda and straight up goes and continue to beat the crap out of Ganondorf just because.
Mummy Ganondorf just starts fucking crying the second Link enters the room.
Ganondorf is cowering in the corner while the autistic screaming sound plays
Like the fucking menace he is
Best Zelda au ever
@@Cryptic_BoomAU? AU GOLD? AUTISM?
Link responds with "HYAH HEH HAA!" and proceeds to commit war crimes beyond ganondorf's understanding.
"And people say _I'm_ the evil one?! THIS is your _hero_? This half-feral Hylian goblin-child? WTF, Rauru, put a leash on your murder-minded brat!"
As he attempts to dodge various arrows, flurry-rushes and koroks being thrown his way.
Including smashing all of his pots and pans, eating all of the sacred stone thingies, and beating him with a stick?😂
"IM THE VILLAIN WHY ARE YOU MORE EVIL THAN ME !!!"
"HYAH !!! HYEAH !!! HYAAT, HYAH !!!"
I didn't think Link's hairstyle could get any better, but I am going CRAZY for that half-pony. Absolutely amazing.
FR I wish that hairstyle was in game 😭
🤔 out of all the possible biological traits we could have had, we have hair and I think hair is cool. We could have been bald, we could have had quils, squid tentacle hair oh wait that's splatoon
I love it as well! Long hair Link is dope ❤
Link: you stole my arm in the future, prepare to meet your end as I fuse a rock to a stick and beat you with it.
Whilst wearing Bokoblin mask and a skirt
“Sticks and stones WILL break your bones” - Link whenever the past is
I n e e d a fanfiction of this.
I stole this comment:
in canon zelda is the ‘very distant relative’ meanwhile here link is basically just a stray cat sonia found outside
Edit: and that's how you make 19k likes literally stealing a comment from Twitter
😅 yeah that would fit Link
“Oh my, Rauru! Look at this poor stray!”
“M-My dear that is a person-“
“Oh Nonsense! He’s silent as can be and just as dirty! Look, his arm is injured! Can’t we at least help him?”
Link is being held in Sonia’s arms like Long Cat
What power would his stone be?
@@Usernotfound533 f i r e . . . ?
"Raaru he looks just like that weird Zonai who destroyed the construct"
The Legend of Zelda is actually about a single woman trying to keep the peace between a twink and a bear.
@@Seven-9090 I suppose boar makes a pun, but bear was intentional.
i hate how accurate this is
LMAO
Umm no, it's about a pigman causing trouble
It's just your standard poly relationship hijinks
I'm surprised Link hasn't tried to stab Gannon with a korok crucifix yet
That’s how I plan on killing phantom Gannon in the depths lol
They don't have crucifixes anymore
They had them in the first game since Nintendo was slightly more okay with being religious
But as the games went on they created their own mythology in Legend of Zelda
Crucifixes wouldn't exist anymore, since there is no God or Jesus in Zelda
The triforces their sacred symbol, or the loftwings on the royal family shields
@@thatoneguywiththevoice328yep
@@thatoneguywiththevoice328"Slightly more okay"
The Legend of Zelda was just straight up Catholic.
It wasn't until A Link to the Past that Nintendo started properly shaping the mythology of LoZ.
@@Mr-Trox yeah but I meant the whole company
The first 2 games were completely out of the look though
He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!
ayo whens the next king of the hill video dropping?
Link pulling out his sword
Raaru instinctively holding Link back
Raaru doesn't even stop talking he just holds link off the ground by the back of his collar
@@kaitox5898and Link looks like a cat who feels very disrespected that he is held in such a way, waving the sword and trying to get at Dorfy
There is no holding back homocidal rage there is only making it stronger
INCREDIBLY funny to reconsider what we know of Zelda’s time there but with Link. Rauru and Sonia’s new stray cat, Link, is a new source of joy and stress in their life - he’s fiercely loyal to them after only a few weeks and despite a missing arm, probably kills a Lynel, bc combat is nothing but improvisation, after another couple weeks (and yes Ganon probably catches wind and promptly calls BS. Unfortunately for him it’s not BS and Link is just a monster). He probably found a new horse, or maybe there was even an ancient steed equivalent Zonai were acquainted with - it’d be like him to tame an unconventional animal with little prior knowledge about them).
That chamberlain that the floating star-shaped slates (Kakariko village) refer to, who watched over the royal family + Zelda’s shenanigans? I recall one where Zelda was riding an early Mineru construct to the chamberlain’s distress.
Imagine this poor woman following LINK around (Rauru probably also assigns a handful of Zonai soldiers bc he likes venturing outdoors - that is, when they don’t lose sight of him) and SUFFERING. Link left his room for a snack? Oh, all good, all good… except hE’S EATING IT ON THE ROOF?? How did he even get up there you ask? NO IDEA, SHE’S PAST QUESTIONING IT
She talks to a friend and it’s just,, “Miss, you don’t look well. Are you off work today?” “Yeah, and you can blame that goddamn feral Hylian the King and Queen assigned me to. Look. Look over there. He’s shield surfing through town as we speak… I hope it breaks.” “You what?” “DID I STUTTER” (they care, deep down, but that’s under all the grey hair they’re accumulating). Rauru probably finds all of this hysterical and so does Sonia, although she’s not as quick to admit it. One of them’s gotta pretend they’ve got it under control 😂
'not yet'
Link in ancient Zonai clothes is VERY fashionable.
😏
Very Femboy too
Cece: mere 100 points👁️👄👁️
That night Gannondorf died under mysterious circumstances involving a rouge construct, a boulder fused to a soup ladle and some courser bee honey.
excuse me WHAT
… but what was the honey for…?
@@joypink5599 To attract bees. And bears. And bears with bees in their mouth so when they roar they shoot bees at Gannondorf.
@@MuffinHunterX oh okay. I should’ve realized.
Link: *staring at Ganondorf, threatening him in his head* {Waiting for me, huh. Mess up one time and I'll end you and your entire bloodline. I dare you, Ganny.}
Always gotta have some sort of endearing nickname for your enemies XD considering there’s a high chance you know them or their bloodline at a deeply personal level 😂😂
@@kokuhakuqiun4215 Basically the prime connection with heroes and villians. Sonic calling Robotnic Eggman. Bowser being Koopy to Mario. I think Link would call Ganondorf Ganny in my head canon. XDD
Woah woah chill, he's Gerudo so there's a chance that Urbosa's part of his bloodline, I can't have you risking her existence just to stop a few calamities
@@VolfKami I think Urbosa come after he was imprisoned, so how can he dick her mother down when he was stuck with Rauru? Plus, she seems to be more of the Sage of Lightning's Blood Line since she and Riju can conduct lightning and not Ganondorf who obviously is darkness.
@@damiennathaniel5542 you said his whole bloodline, that's not just him and his next generation. That's him and everyone he's related to, similar to how if you take out Rauru's whole bloodline Zelda and his sister would vanish. So, taking out Ganondorf's whole bloodline could possibly take out every Gerudo in his generation including the sage of lightning, meaning Urbosa would catch strays
Link whispering: I can take him.
Rauru: in a fight, right?
Link: ...
(Sonia leans over) "In a fight right?
Link: 👉👈👀💦
BOTH.
"DORIYAH"
@@dhans9662 "KADEH"
pretty sure i saw a video about that once...... or twice.
Link went back in time because he was that salty about his arm
certified Ethan Winters moment
Link: Not Again
A twink to the past.
@@MisterNotSpanish Twink's Awakening
@@dhans9662 A Twink between "Worlds"
@@iiokrammii693 He's bi and found an uncomfortably attractive alternate version of himself in another world.
Link: *Proceeds to beat ganondorf within an inch of his life wearing a bokoblin mask, no clothes, and wielding a stick attached to a slightly larger stick*
Edit: You might think I'm thankful for these likes, but guess what? I'm NOT! 😈
Hot
@@s-idney agree
i actually beat ganondorf wearing a bokoblin mask so I can approve
AND with his non-dominant hand!
I think if he was naked with ganondorf in a room thered be a different kind of stick to wield
All of the comments are either, "ha, their gay, lol." Or, "Link resisting every temptation to kill Ganondorf,"
There are 2 people, those who are correct by Nintendo and those who are correct in the eyes of the internet.
there's a couple that's just people thirsting over Link which, fair.
True. I like both kinds of comments.
Why not both?
I'm pretty sure Link would eat that shiny rock.
Edit: I left for one month. How did I get 1.1k likes?
The dude wouldn't even wait until Mineru finished explaining the consequences.
@@GabbyIsFine No he would eat it the moment he saw it.
"To swallow a secret stone is-"
"Yeah sure I'll do it"
Now that I think about it Link's iron stomach would allow him to eat it without being transformed.
“Mineru why is there a new dragon in the sky?”
“You know exactly why”
“…i know exactly why”
I just imagined Ganondorf pledging loyalty out of fear after Link singlehandedly kills all those moldugas.
link: *slowly pulling sword out*
Raru: *puts his hand on links pushing the sword back*
Ganondorf: *exists*
Link: and I took that personal
Edit: i didn't expect to get that many likes in so little time, thanx
tbf Legend of Zelda is just one big reincarnation love story, except they fucking hate each other.
on a serious note an AU where link gets sent to the past instead of zelda would be super cool
i read one once. i don't think i could find it again sadly, but i remember link was like- REALLY close to Sonia, and she practically mothered him. the death happens differently IIRC, but it still broke him a bit because he felt like it was his fault for not protecting her well enough.
My name is Link, Zelda’s appointed Knight. You took my arm. Prepare to die.
Gannondorf attempts assassination feral Link appears and parrys "Well excuse me Demon King" Ganondorf "What I thought he was mute?!" Boss music ensues
You mean Link’s boss theme wasn’t already playing?
Well now it has a latin chorus
I am still honestly surprise that Link is such a twink despite everything he carries either in his pockets and the gigantic heavy weapons he just holds and swings with ease and apparently put enough force into them that they easily just shatters.
twink strength is insane
Japan has a thing against buff men.
Media like JoJo is the exception. For some reason they just fucking love Bishie little twinks.
He can stop a charging lynel, those things are probably moving with force similar to a car!
Remember: unless you deliberately build for it, it's pretty common for muscles for not really show unless you're flexing or otherwise straining them. Muscle mass is a thing, for sure, but some people get /surprisingly/ strong without bulking up much.
Y'all saying all this happily ever after nonsense like BOTW/TOTK link wouldn't go absolutely fucking feral, and straight up murder Ganondorf upon seeing the man who cause him and Zelda to suffer the way they have
Let the Yaoi fangirls have their shitty fantasies.
The rest of us can ignore them and focus on what's really important.
How many people does it take to keep Link from wandering off into Ancient Hyrule to explore?
How many more does it take to keep him from murdering Ganondorf on reflex?
@@Mr-Trox 35 and 4,387 respectively
@@Mr-Trox im a dude soooo
@@pentagrin4157 Your fantasy is still shit, bro.
@@pentagrin4157 that may be so, but you're still a yaoi fangirl.
Next memory is just Link covered in blood and Rauro looking very confused.
Zelda’s like “that man gives me bad vibes,” Link would be like “Oh yeah, that’s the guy who does All of the Fucked Up Shit that has Ever Happened, Ever. Kill him.”
Careful Ganondorf. That twink is into some strange stuff
Link: You’ve ruined my life, so I'm here to destroy yours.
Link:you took everything from me
Ganondorf:i dont even know who you are
Link:you will *proceeds to create war crime*
"that femboy is looking at me mad sus"
😏
Link internal mologue: "hah! Huk hyah!!! Hyaaaah!!"
Ganondorf: What is that little twink’s problem?
Link: One headshot…. All it would take. One arrow through the dome and it’d be done. Your stupid red hair gave it away and I swear when I’m done turning you into a PINCUSHION I’m gonna strangle you with it-
“Twink”, “It’s Link! You ruined my life!”
“how could I ruin your life! I wasn’t even there!”
"It may be vague in my mind but it feels like you've ruined my life in multiple lifetimes you evil Gerudo bastard."
lmao he called link a twink
Nigga thats what I'm saying
At least he's honest.
Ever heard of the new flavor of twinkies? They're link flavored so they're called linky twinkies
@@Alexander12276 lol ru joking or did Twinkies really collab with Tears of The Kingdom?? 😂😂
@@kokuhakuqiun4215 nah i'm joking 😂
Link: I will make you suffer in the future... +_+
Ganondorf: I get the feeling he is coming after me as a feral gremlin.... in the future...
Everyone: talking about LinkxGannodorf for some reason (i think)
Me: Link how the hell did you grow your hair that long?! I'm jealous
I noticed that too! 😂
@Leah It's pretty hard to miss lol
I was like: LINK HOW?! WHAT KIND OF HAIR PRODUCTS ARE YOU USING?! And that drip?!
It was honestly the first thing I saw when I watched this
My first thought was literally- "how did his hair get so long???"
by being asleep for a hundred years
Link is trying to resist the urge to beat Ganondorf with a stick
Nah link wants ganondorf to impale him with a stick
Link: “MAKE PEACE WHILE YOU CAN MY FOE, ITS OVER ONCE RARU ISNT HERE FOR I AM FORKLIFT CERTIFIED! COWER IN FEAR YOU SON OF A BIT-“
Bro be looking fresh in that outfit good for you link
Also I know how to remake this outfit in totk
Link imaging all 101 ways he can kill him where he kneel
That little twinks problem is that he hasn’t tortured a Korok in a few weeks, his mind is collapsing in on itself…
#hyrulekorokspaceprogram
Link’s mind: *murder goblin noises*
Tbh if Link went back in time he'd most definitely would've killed Ganon there and prevented the Calamity from even happening
with what sword
@@cactuscarlo825 any sword honestly, unless it's juiced up Ganon with that Stone
@@RenMagnum4057 i meant more like, in canon, only the bow of light and the master sword can actually damage him, i mean even with the sword link almost died at the beginning
@cactuscarlo825 you are forgetting that at that point ganon was souped up on magic steroids(secret stone) but at this point, magic or no magic i dont think the master sword is needed as much
@@cactuscarlo825 by the time link and ganon faced ganon was so juiced on on magic power that the man was probably on a constant high while in the past before the drug injections commenced he had to outplay someone who wasn’t even using their decret stone as a combat tool. Needless to say he would still be a beefy boi but the master sword would NOT be needed in the slightest unless dorfy there just has a body thougher than i dunno adamantium or something
Ganondorf: What is that little twink's problem?
Link: I'm looking at it right now.
I always like to think that link doesn’t talk much but his eyes can be so emotive that you can tell how he feels but otherwise he’s just got the most strict “resting stone face” ever
“I want that twink OBLITERATED”
In an alternate timeline Link and Ganondorf lived happily ever after
And they were roommates
And they fought for Zelda's heart
@@Huarrnargoh my god they were roommates!
@@aceofhearts1234 *Oh my Hylia
@@andromeda_va39 that’s Wut I meant. Thanks!
link is currently going through the five stages of grief
Link will probably swallow a secret stone out of curiosity on the first day.
Link, internally: “You even try to make one fucking wrong move and I will show you the destructive power of my Zonai Orbital Laser”
Link: I'm gonna ruin that man's whole career before it can even begin
The first thing I thought was “yep, there’s the twink” and then ganondorf had the same thought 😂
Can we appreciate how good link looks like that tho? Zelda and Link gotta bring back the face paint to the new era, if that one woman can make MUSHROOMS a fashion statement I’m sure Zelda and link can get tribal painting trending
In Links head, his problem: "Nothing is on fire.... why is nothing on fire... ill have to fix that..."
Just remember these two are soul mates but if soul mates were just destined to beat the shit out of each other
So….. soul-hates?
imsorrythatwasreallybadevenformystandards-
That outfit is giving the Gerudo one a run for it's money...
Ganondorf: Why does my forehead feel a sharp pain?
Wind Waker Timeline: ( _Link plunges sword in Ganondorf's head_ )
I imagine link's stone would just make link canonically a speed runner, like he is capable of going at Mach 12, punching like a gorilla and kill dark demon gods in like 15 minutes flat.
If Ganon tried to take links stone or Sonias while link was on watch, may Hylia help him.
"Well well well, If it isn't TWINK!"
Link: I wonder how I can cook evil king... stew? Steak?....skewer...? Something starting with s....
And here I thought Ganondorf would think Link was a nice looking girl.
Yeah. 😂
-"HT!! HEYAAAAAAAA"
-"Calm down link"
-"Hm"
" It took everything I have to not atomize you by the snap of my fingers the first glance my eyes laid you upon, for I still care about the law of causality, be. very. grateful, Gandy " - Link's inner monologue, probably.
Before this when the Molduga attacked, Raru was about to blast them, only to be shocked as Link jumped off that cliff, rushed the Molduga and destroyed ALL of them.
GOD
Why do people make Ganon and link just
So good
MM
Same guy who ripped his arm off. Bro’s about to get BODIED 💀
Warcrimes in his mind
Nice pfp
I don’t know who it is that keeps voicing ganon but they are my absolute favourite voice actor. They sound so good and their voice is just amazing
LINKS DESIGN ON THIS IS JUST… *YES*
Inspired by in-game clothing
“What is that little ✨twink’s✨ problem?” 🤣🤣🤣
Link: “I have 99 problems and yes you’re 1. I have 99 problems and you’re number 1.”
I thought Ganondorf was gonna call Link a twink, but I was still surprised when he actually did it 😂
I believe link would have light powers because like the master sword, it’s powerful against evil
He didn't like Link's clothes. Lol! 😆🤣
link is drawn just. so scrunkly in a way. maybe it's the long ass hair and the fit. he looks very pretty and also i would simply steal him instead of a secret stone
link is holding back the darkest intensions as hard as possible
I saw someone post on twitter saying “Why does Mario have nipples but Link doesn’t???” and someone responded saying “it’s because of his top surgery”
and I just think that’s hilarious in this context
Link destroyed this man with nothing but a soup ladle. I can’t imagine how insanely powered he would be with a Secret Stone.
Flurry Rush would go back in time or something.
Link the twink was my nickname in highschool
I wanna know if this is real or a joke XD
There's something you can tell your future kids when they're old enough
Link with all of his memories of having to defeat Ganondorf just sitting there, staring at him waiting for it to all go wrong
I didn’t get the memories before the final boss and lemme tell ya, I was SHOOK when Ganondorf ripped the stone out of his head and ate it
POV: link is half shirtless: the ladies 🤤
Okay, lets face it... If link was in the past with one of those stones... Gannon wouldnt have needed to be sealed. Mf would be straight dead... Which begs the question why is he in the past at all. XD
the fourth timeline.
Ganondorf: What is that little twink's problem?
Link: *NAVY SEAL COPYPASTA*
artists trying not to make link incredibly attractive challenge: impossible
Maybe hes thinking about why you aren't green anymore
Link hears his name and immediately starts beating his ass
When Ganon said twink, I felt that, I felt that deep.
I do wonder what ability links secret stone would amplify…
There is a chance it wouldn't amplify anything. This version of link is just the child of a royal guard with the soul of the hero. He's not like Zelda who's related to sonia and rauru as well as having the soul of the goddess (maybe, the lore is confusing). If it amplified anything it'd probably be pertaining to his physical abilities.
bullet time or something