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I miss when I was funny too
We love you, never forget that lol
I do love your content but the despacio song is bad lol nobody likes it
And u r funny
And why is there only 3 different people Wich commented on here
u were never funny lmao
I can't believe Stan's an MTF commander in this one. Hearing him trying to be intimidating is the funniest and saddest thing ever lol
That's why he died
Hey but at least he act like a Commander.
@@tuevang4101
He *tried* to act like a Commander, and then no one remotely listened to him lmao
Rhynn Ontiizaaniiuus 死神 Kinda sad they killed Stan since he was a commander.
@@tuevang4101
Yeah, it was kind of a dickish move, but I suppose bullying Stan is what gets everyone going lol
“Gib Nekk”
- SCP-173
GIBB NEKKK
gib nekk
Gib nekk
GIB NEKK or SHADOW WEALM
GIB NEKK
4 KRUNCH
"Go commit no breath"
Bruh that's like telling someone to end their own existence- Oh wait
Fuck boy
i swear to god you are absolutely everywhere
@@Iris-rh5kf it's kinda irritating
I’ve shown this to my grandma and she hasn’t done the breath yet
You Still haven’t told me about the progress of your Facial hair God damn it!!!
Kaif: Did you see anything?
Everyone: No
Stan: *Surprised pikachu face*
7:30 a moment before disaster.
Also my favorite scream ever.
As a hispanic, listening to Kaif destroying Despacito is the most precious thing I've heard today
te entiendo mi amigo (i undertand you my friend)
@@BenTheNpc xd
I am from spain and that was hilarious
Me too :D
Yep
Me too yei
The song is from Puerto Rico not Spain and i found it funny
@@Castronian718 That isn't what he meant
"Go commit no breathe"
You dare challenge me to an eternal breath holding contest, bring it on
[D-class found dead: death by asphyxiation]
And surplingly is not an scp the cause, is the d boy-k41f
Jencko Byte ; It wasn’t me this time, I swear!
Oh no the number 666
Experience Master save it
D-92481
Ninya and Willjar: Make a well created and about to be well executed bit.
Kaif as snappy boi: GIB NEKK
Huffy Productions ; EREH “SREMOOB KO” ON
7:32 the scream of a man who has lost everything
At exactly 3:01, you may see a disturbance in the video. This is called ‘Ball’. It has found its target, Kaif’s face.
00:50 Kaif "Did you see anything?"
The Boyz instant first response "No."
That feel when the boys got ya back.
5:40 SCP 1475 would like to have a word with you but he's busy trying to manually breathe and make his heart pump.
The most authentic scream from Kaif, 7:29, Priceless
"I miss the old days Lars, I miss when you were funny Lars." - Savage Lord Stanicus The Third
Stan is maybe a bit slow, but he burn people at a degree people cannot understand.
It must have shocked more than the Tesla Gate
7:29 kaif screams higher than me and im a girl.
As a guy that can destroy the entire planet with my high pitched screams, do not question that we exist.
12:54 stan beginning to sing only to go quiet, and then kaif turning around to see his dead body made me almost choke
“Go commit no breath”
“That’s racist”
How the bork did you predict this one
The face on Stan when everyone said “no”
5:55 the voice of kaif in that moment was so beautiful
12:53 This is my favorite moment out of all of Kaif's videos. The combination of Stan's (admittedly awful) singing, him dying in the middle of saying Despacito, and the way Kaif yells "Stan!" gets me.
Also, Gib Nekk
I like to title this moment "Deathpacito"
"I gotta say that was quite the Kobe mate"
-Stan Jan 2020
(RIP Kobe Bryrant Jan 26, 2020)
Kaif: Insultando a su base de fanáticos españoles
Yo: ¿Qué diablos tienen una base de fans?
“It’s nice to known that all my functions still work manually”
There’s an SCP that replaces your organs and makes them automatic forever, so you don’t know how true that sentence is.
"I live! I live!" *two greenbois come down the elevator*
"Go Commit No Breath"
I'm saying that Everytime I tell a Fortnite kid To Commit No Breath
B-BUT THEY’RE CHILDREN!!
I don’t care!
@@jacobhu4431 "they gonna curse like men im gonna treat em like men"
@@jacobhu4431 my cat tells me that every day when i don't feed him
@@plebasaurus2970 my cat tells me
"Meow"
@@citadel8373 my cat tells me nothing, for I do not have a cat.
As a Mexican, I can say that kaif singing despacito is the best thing I heard in the entire day
6:18
my favorite song of all
What is it though?
@@kinginkorionthesplatoonmul573 Welsh national anthem
7:47 Revenge shall be mine!
I really like Kaif's singing voice like he can sing in a musical with that voice
EXACTLY
My: See the title.
Extreme PTSD flashback on italian
What happened?
@@leonardobertoni8594 i dont Remember i feel only Extreme pain on my body.
Extreme PTSD flashback on portuguese
@@joaopedrog.1465 We can understand each other
Replay button of Kaif most epic scream.
7:30
11:35
actually, it doesn't sound so bad, and im a spanish so-
"Go commit no breath" Thanks Stan -sobs-
5:24 For amazing spook
" Go commit no breath"
Stans last words ....
I watch so many of his videos that I memorize a bunch of em and a new one always confuses me lol
Same here. I only used to know Kaif, Daz, Stan, Lily, Joey, and Chisuka (didn't know this was Ben)
Same my dude
Lmaooo the best part was seing you guys trying to speak in spanish and specially despacito song XD cheers from Mexico my dudes, you make my shitty life have some laughfs n fun, hope your doing well kaif, next time you can do a command baguette for me
Isn't it in Portuguese? Correct me if I'm wrong. I'm possibly the only Mexican that can't speak Spanish
@@jeshcar Nope bro is not, the song its in spanish, believe me, when the song came out I came to be really tired of listening that song everywhere xD
@@SithrenThalhaiden yeah you're right. I don't know how but I thought Porto Ricans spoke Portuguese even though I knew it was Spanish colony before America took it
@@jeshcar Spain had viceroyalties, not colonies. It is a very significant difference and yet the amount of people saying colony never fail to amaze me
@@SR-jr5nh I saw viceroyalties as more of a form of government. I only said colony because Spaniards settled there. I could've used settlement but it felt wrong to me sense it was a large island
The thumbnail alone summoned me...10/10! Would dodgeball again!
Kaif singing Despacito made me wanna be reborn in another country that it wasn't Argentina
Same, just someone nuke us already
Same
Hey, I'm Argentinian.
@@SrGrimshJow welcome to the club Xd
@@SrGrimshJow Vamos los pibeEE
Stan's "I live! I live! Oh..." was so jubilant and then so suddenly heartbreaking
That rendition of welshes national anthem was straight Fire lol
Stan: Gets out of the pocket dimension
Kaif: "And I took that personally."
I've never heard such a beautiful Stone Sour cover in my life
Stan:"I live! I live!"
Chaos insurgency:"well thats unfortunate"
5:56 all i can think about is sweeney todd the demon barber of feet street because is sounds the the johanna song
0:36 Nice Eeveelution poster, Stan.
I AM ONE WITH THE ZIPPER AND THE ZIPPER IS ONE WITH ME.
Oh how i love at 12:53 when stan tried to sing despacito but he fked up in game and died to a tesla gate
Speak more welsh!! Loved this man :)
"let's try singing the Spanish lyrics"
Me, who went on the English community to escape that damn song and genre: *don't*
Stone sour - through glass best song every
Kaif singing Despacito was actually quite good for a Welsh.
“Zappity Zap!”
That’s me right there in the chat.
Will: dies
Kaif who body blocked will and got him dead:
Gets shot
11:29 bueno es la primera vez que escuho a kaif hablar español jeje boyyyyyyy
Yo también jajaja
11:39 that Despacito singing was actually quite good ngl
When you hear a Welshman speaking Welsh more than an Irishman speaking Irish.
Of all the places to randomly hear the welsh national anthem this was one I didn't expect :P
The funniest part for me was just the "gib nekk" part
Kaif: casually walks in the elevator
SCPs: I'm about to do what's called a pro-gamer move *SNEAK 100*
Stan: go commit no breathe
Sharks: go commit no move
Hotel: Trivago
"I'm looking at you through the glass"
As a member of Kaif’s Spanish fanbase, I want more of Kaif singing in Spanish.
And when you're out, you're out in the afterlife!
Gib nekk
Gib NEKK
GIB NEKK!
*GIB NEKK!!*
I love the intensity. Desperately demanding nekk.
Thumbs up for that Stonesour reference dude 🤘👍
You know its Hardcore Dodgeball when the scps are scared of the ball
10:37 I guess you could say his reaction was *priceless*
Jamie Knott ジョジョ no just no
"As your commander, I-"
SwiftZee: fuck no
Sings despacito
Me a Puerto Rican: doesn’t sing it half bad tho😹
7:40 oh hi Mark
No estuvo tan mal lo que cantaste Kaif, saludos desde Canarias 🙌🏻
P.D. I hope that you can understand what I wrote xd
Stand user: Kaif
Stand name: SCP-018
Ability: Superball able to bounce with extreme efficiency
Weakness: Independent and explodes due to IDK
Stats:
Power: SS+
Speed: SS+++
Range: SS+++
Durability: A
Precision: Depends by the stand user’s precision
Potential: N/A
I'm Mexican and I approve Kaif singing despacito
Same, bro 😂
I love the thumbnail. Gives off "Woe, Böll be upon thee"
Ayyy scp :D! Keep giving us the content man.
096: get stick bugged everytime I end u
New S C P game idea
"SCP:Dodgeball breach"
Stan, be kind. Commit no breathe? Harsh. Commit cordless bungee jumping? Good.
where's Gary been I haven't heard his singing in a while
“Gib Nekk”
-Kaif 2020
Some may remember me as a dude who left a comment on the first few vids, about binge watching these at 02:53 o’ clock.
that girly scream at 7:38 tho XD
Wtf that robots voice literally made my functions go manual and I got itchy on my neck how does that work edit: it still gets me every time
Ball, glorious ball. Rubber, and bouncy, and lethal.
OMG MY TWITCH MADE IT INTO THE VIDEO i said “what the”
Kaif :parries faints and oesnt ledge
All his subs:not the man we 9nce knew
Pls more Among US I just wanna See Stan fail BTW Good vids keep it up
I just rewatched this video and the donation saying Alexa play despacito set off my Alexa in the middle of the night.
I just have a cancer in my head for this 11:44 and i from latin america
Daz: The fuck?
He was so confused when all the balls exploded in the tutorial tower lol.
How does Stan not move his lips when he talks
Another SCP video to make a day slightly less boring.
Yeah i actually felt insulted when you started singing Despacito
Aslo me
It's Kaif tho he played with the ZF clan before expect casual racism!
@@sckecherten8304
really?
when?
@@shtew4 he's mentioned in a few of Soviets vids
@@sckecherten8304 like recently?
can you link them?
*If you can Dodge a wrench you can Dodge a ball!*
Stan should really learn to talk less, I mean seriously, it would improve his survival chances a lot.
Tonjou Basara Why do you think he talks so much? If he didn’t talk as much, surviving would be too easy for him.
Dude seeing the welsh words subtitled really does explain why they’re so damn good at scrabble
Do you know what I noticed if you go to Stan's twitch it says be kind and polite to others you sure Stan 0:06
Kaifs manliest scream yet 7:29