The sword is collapsible, an electric current forms them into the blade. From what I recall of those levels, there's some form of electric charge in the air interfering with it.
Eh I find Eve a waifu of the year type character, I don't think she'll have a lasting impact. She's like Quiet before, except in this case it's cuz Eve's design is overcomplicated yet forgettable, and is a meh character in a very bad story.
@@southcoastinventors6583 In my 30's, I noticed that it was easier to injure myself exercising and took longer to heal. In my 40's, I injured myself from sitting with bad posture. This is pretty much as good as it's going to get, I'm pretty sure.
As a girl who played this game and LOVED it, this honest trailer is so accurate. 😂 Lmao Adam the Discord Boyfriend. That nails it. And Digger, the Advanced Tomagatchi.
Really wish they made it so you could change the "scrunchie" for different sword designs instead of the pointless earrings. And come on, no option to unlock the badass final form outfit and "super" for NG+?
@@maineman5757 Yeah exactly, was surprised when I got through ng+ and didn't unlock it. Maybe a reward for unlocking all 3 endings so it doesn't spoil it for people who did the "don't take Adam's hand" ending.
I've been asking for a Kerbal Space Program honest trailer in honor of the sequel being released. But now that they closed the studio, looks like we'll have to wait another decade or so. You'll be seeing me.
I think getting an accurate read on that game (and series) would be kinda rough for casuals. I mean I've played most of them and even I'm still half lost about what the hell is going on most of the time in any of those games :P
@@Astraeus.. Simple, the girls are the CPUs for the different game consoles and love/hate each other. Since the games originally appeared on the playstation 2 and PSP, the main CPU-goddess, Nep-Nep, represents the line of Playstation consoles. The Goddesses govern a planet called Gamindustri, but they have no clue how the people on Gamindustri feel about them so each time they do tonedeaf stuff, the people lose faith in them causing the mayhem repsonsible CPU-goddess to slowly disappear. Hijinx ensue and the goddess, and somehow also Gamindustri and the universe and anything else arbitrariliy important are saved. Most of the time, Nep-Nep is the cause of everything. One of the reasons why everything constantly goes sideways is because Nep-Nep has girl-crushes on the other CPU-goddesses who are, even after an eternal vow to never to go to war against eachother again, fiercely advisarial but yet also strangely intimately friendly. In the games, as in the light novels, the manga and the anime, the why and how isn't important at all, everything is Nep-Nep's fault all of time every time and blah blah Gamindustri console-wars. None of it matters, we're all here for Nep-Nep. XD (Which is also embraced by the creatives behind the franchise. The original premise of the franchise was lost after the first game.) As an aside, Chris Chan believes she's the fifth CPU-Goddess...
I used the same excuse for people who keep calling this sexist. The same response they said when I didn't like their games "Just don't buy it. It's not made for you"
Yeah, I think that's fair. Let the creators make what they want to make, and don't complain when it isn't to your taste. You don't have to get it. I say that as someone who isn't a huge fan of Eve's design, lol. Just wish the people having a meltdown over Ghost of Yotei would adopt that mindset as well.
Can't be that many western developed JRPG like games that are turned based. Any game that let your recruit an entire planet and has bureaucratic mini game to use it special ability deserves a remake
I rate this game. 40-50 hours of gameplay and I have started new game+ now and there's extra content and the skill trees expand out. This game is worth every $. If you have played "Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice" then this game will be feel a bit easier. Boss battles are challenging, the last couple took a while to beat. But still, you will beat something easily, then get smoked by the same thing two mins later - the game does keep you on your toes (like Eve's heels, really)
If you turn the difficulty all the way up it does get pretty Soulslike hard. It won't give you those colored ring hits when you gotta evade, block, or dash behind them either. I'm glad you pointed out those lack of heels. That design choice drives me crazy.
01:21 - 01:23 Spoilers inbound: To be fair those monsters on Stellar Blade are actually us in a effort to evolve themselves with the capability to defeat the Andro-Eidos attempting to take their place... at the cost of their minds. And yes I'm not making this up.
you know a game is good and honest trailers really enjoyed it when the video is short and has pratically zero flaws to make fun of. yeah, stellar blade, sexy eve aside, is really good.
1st game I've almost gotten the Platinum Trophy for in a very long time. The gameplay is a lot of fun and engaging with all the combos, parries, dodges, and abilities you can use. The story and soundtrack are very good, too.
It appears that I have failed once again to get an Honest Game Trailer made for SimCity. Not gonna lie, after several years of failure, it may only be a couple more years until I get really discouraged. I'm not discouraged yet, though: Do SimCity! SimCity! SimCity! SimCity!
All the people criticizing the game were never gonna play it in the first place, specially the pseudo "gaming journalists" that are just overt activists. "Stop having fun" is the only thing that runs in their zombie minds
Heard this game described as "What if Neir Automata had worse writing but better gameplay?" Not gonna lie: I bought it for the booty, but quickly got hooked on the combat. Gratuitous fan-service aside: it's actually a really fun game to play.
I bought the game and I wanted to say something about how good the game is without falling onto the troupes of sexual innuendos. But it’s just soooo HARD.
The sword needs a connection because it was made by EA.
If it were made by Sony it would require you to login to a PSN account to draw it out of the scabbard.
🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, the creative minds who lead Electronic Arts really did something special here 😂🤣😂
@@caseygoddard BOYYYY
Now that's what we call cutting edge technology
"Isn't this the future?" Yes, that's precisely the reason why the sword has intrusive DRM.
Hang on... It's a SWORD. If it wasn't intrusive it would be a SPOON, wouldn't it?
Stellar Blade:
When your Nier Automata tries to Metal Gear Rising through Dark Souls, only to Devil May Cry on your Dead Or Alive.
Damn, that's the best description I've seen for this game. Kudos to you
it needs some korean flavor in the mix and it's perfect
@@ggadams639 "while eating kimchi"?
With a hint of boss designs of bayoneta 1
how was this not in the video LMAO
stellar blade when you remove the fanservice
-You get full game
-no microtransactions
-completely playable offline
-Runs perfectly well
Kinda like bayonetta?
You still get all of that plus fanservice
Fan service is good too
I think you mean "live service" because this game is full of "fan service."
@@eleethtahgra7182 bayoneta end his run years ago kid. lol it is time to get a new game
You really have to give credit to the devs for creating this with one hand.
Calling it right now, best comment in this section.
u do realize he didnt need one. the main caracter is litterally his wife mocapped she looks like eve in RL
@@RZONE2000 She really doesn't. The material they released just showed that even Korean models cannot have proportions like Eve!
@@Eisenbrei What material? She's literally modeled on a real Korean woman.
I played it with no hand
"Why does your sword need a wi-fi connection!?" Same reason why swords from Destiny need ammo
huh.
Gotta get those perks for higher heavy ammo drop rates
fun guy here. It is in the lore. hekhek
Halo says hi
I mean, you can still beat people with it, it's just not as strong or fast lol
Why in God's name would a sword need wifi? That's the kind of question that could keep a man up all night staring at the ceiling.
always online subscription service needed for the sword ofcourse.
The sword is collapsible, an electric current forms them into the blade. From what I recall of those levels, there's some form of electric charge in the air interfering with it.
@@JazzakRavenshade Yea, it was the human's way of blocking Mother Sphere's influence in their base.
@@JazzakRavenshade ...And what was wrong with a long sharp piece of solid metal?
You need Wi-Fi to download the latest vibration settings in each update.
Eve is definitely going to be a convention favorite for a while. Right up there with 2B.
Can’t wait lol
Aya from Onechanbara says hello.
Have an Eve cosplayer and a 2B cosplayer stand next to each other, and call them "2B and Not 2B".
I've already printed out three different versions of her sword for cosplayers. Con season this year is going to be dope.
Eh I find Eve a waifu of the year type character, I don't think she'll have a lasting impact. She's like Quiet before, except in this case it's cuz Eve's design is overcomplicated yet forgettable, and is a meh character in a very bad story.
Me and my friends just started referring to this as "Jiggle Souls".
Amazing . 😂
I been calling it Stellar Yams
jiggle physics ftw
@@GHOST5800000Stellar Cake also works 😂
it's new title is "we're going to need clean-up on aisle 3"...
"Or if you're over 30, like a big ol' beached whale"
I felt that... No, wait, it's just the back pain.
Over 30 doesn't really make any sense more like over 50.
@@southcoastinventors6583 unfit people prolly lol
@@southcoastinventors6583 well, if hes over 50, that still qualifies him as over 30 😂
/truthiness+1
@@southcoastinventors6583
In my 30's, I noticed that it was easier to injure myself exercising and took longer to heal. In my 40's, I injured myself from sitting with bad posture. This is pretty much as good as it's going to get, I'm pretty sure.
"Mostly Vending Machine based Economy" I think was used in Borderlands.....XD
Bioshock earliest I membah
japan did it first...
"Sheer Hot-omata"
*GOLD.*
Hey, good to see you there fellow N7, MrHulthen. Long time subscriber of yours.
the "will make you feel like a sexy dolphin with knives" made me lose it
'Dude in armor rolling around like a concussed armadillo" for me.
I really need to figure out how to get "sexy dolphin made of knives" into normal daily conversation 😂
The main challenge is finding all the cans
No it’s playing one-handed
Totally worth it though
For a disapointing outfit
@@neah9060Outfit is great and the ng+ version is even better. Also BAYERN
It has 2 cans when you press start 😏
sword has no offline mode
sounds about right nowadays
As a girl who played this game and LOVED it, this honest trailer is so accurate. 😂 Lmao Adam the Discord Boyfriend. That nails it. And Digger, the Advanced Tomagatchi.
The name checks out too. 😅
@@molybdaen11 My name was a complete coincidence tbh 💀
The game was so good! I streamed the whole thing!
"For an action RPG with an intriguing story and captivating visuals."
Got that right on visuals.
There was a story? Huh. Missed it because i was distracted. 🙂
Great game, even when you're over 40 with the reflexes of an Oak tree.
Please say, “Get your mind out of my pants!”
no ... 😂😂😂
I'll do you one better.
Get your pants out of my mind?
PC release is gonna have crazy mods
after they fix all the hardware issues it's gonna have from a poor port copy
and some spicy mods aswell ^^
Hopefully the skin suit will actually be Eve's skin... 😏
PlayStation Exclusive, No PC release planned. 😂
@@jamesortiz1077 they literally announced it’s going to be on PC sometime in 2025. So take that L Sony pony!
Why does a sword need a wifi connection.......why does my fridge need a wifi connection!
It's spying on you 😉
It's cutting edge technology
@@MegaPrams literally cutting corner
Eve, a superhuman android Kpop-Idol
That sht fckin killed me Lmao
How was the top tier soundtrack not mentioned?!
The top tier soundtrack is sort of mentioned in the intro: "... what if NieR:Automata was made by Koreans?"
Really wish they made it so you could change the "scrunchie" for different sword designs instead of the pointless earrings. And come on, no option to unlock the badass final form outfit and "super" for NG+?
I thought that was going to be an option for real. The wing could have only come out during combat
They could have made it a Tachy Mode alternate look.
@@maineman5757 Yeah exactly, was surprised when I got through ng+ and didn't unlock it. Maybe a reward for unlocking all 3 endings so it doesn't spoil it for people who did the "don't take Adam's hand" ending.
Oh no, I have an abnormal number of teeth...
It's chewsday innit mate ?
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
> "Why does your sword even need a wifi connection?!"
Always Online DRM licensing.
This game is surprisingly awesome. If it was just jiggle physics, I wouldn't have gotten it. Ended up playing 77hrs. Now on NG+.
That over 30 comment couldn’t be more accurate. My Eve takes more hits than all of Miami in the 80s.
Over 30 is kind of a joke no way your hand/eye coordination at that low age is that bad
Too accurate on Tachy, she's better looking and more badass then Eve.
Swords needing wifi connectons is the most believable part of the game.
The godlike way he said "Gooodies" single handedly made my day, aswell as the day after.
Such an absolute legend
I've been asking for a Kerbal Space Program honest trailer in honor of the sequel being released. But now that they closed the studio, looks like we'll have to wait another decade or so. You'll be seeing me.
4:25 The network is down the entire game so it isn't a wifi issue. It's a special countermeasure against their sworn enemies.
I called this game as Stellar Babes
That ponytail comment hit almost made me do a spit take.
I'll admit, it took a while for me to work out what that ponytail comment was referencing.
I’ll be honest. I just started playing it. It’s got solid mechanics.
"Sheer Hot-Omata", I love it.
And, PC version when?
It's the future, Sword is subscription based.
Say: "May your memories live on... forever."
Great .
"Who am I kidding? Three years tops." That got me.
Do a Honest Game Trailer for Hyperdimension Neptunia
+
I think getting an accurate read on that game (and series) would be kinda rough for casuals. I mean I've played most of them and even I'm still half lost about what the hell is going on most of the time in any of those games :P
@@Astraeus.. Simple, the girls are the CPUs for the different game consoles and love/hate each other. Since the games originally appeared on the playstation 2 and PSP, the main CPU-goddess, Nep-Nep, represents the line of Playstation consoles. The Goddesses govern a planet called Gamindustri, but they have no clue how the people on Gamindustri feel about them so each time they do tonedeaf stuff, the people lose faith in them causing the mayhem repsonsible CPU-goddess to slowly disappear. Hijinx ensue and the goddess, and somehow also Gamindustri and the universe and anything else arbitrariliy important are saved. Most of the time, Nep-Nep is the cause of everything.
One of the reasons why everything constantly goes sideways is because Nep-Nep has girl-crushes on the other CPU-goddesses who are, even after an eternal vow to never to go to war against eachother again, fiercely advisarial but yet also strangely intimately friendly.
In the games, as in the light novels, the manga and the anime, the why and how isn't important at all, everything is Nep-Nep's fault all of time every time and blah blah Gamindustri console-wars.
None of it matters, we're all here for Nep-Nep. XD (Which is also embraced by the creatives behind the franchise. The original premise of the franchise was lost after the first game.)
As an aside, Chris Chan believes she's the fifth CPU-Goddess...
Not going to make a joke of how we can fish a giant shark in a tiny pond!? 😂😂
I used the same excuse for people who keep calling this sexist. The same response they said when I didn't like their games "Just don't buy it. It's not made for you"
Yeah, I think that's fair.
Let the creators make what they want to make, and don't complain when it isn't to your taste. You don't have to get it.
I say that as someone who isn't a huge fan of Eve's design, lol.
Just wish the people having a meltdown over Ghost of Yotei would adopt that mindset as well.
Honestly one of my favorite games of the year.
Please do an Honest Game Trailer for Killer Klowns From Outer Space: The Game
Only after the movie.
Please say "Sly Boots, master of time and space!".
Can't be that many western developed JRPG like games that are turned based. Any game that let your recruit an entire planet and has bureaucratic mini game to use it special ability deserves a remake
What's so stellar about this blade?
Looks very terrestrial to me.
"sexy dolphin made of knives" got me.
HGT asking the important questions: Why does a sword need wifi?
Why the heck does this video have so many downvotes? It's a great take as usual.
Please say: "This has gone on for faaaaar too long already. The Friday shift must end."
That “sword needs WiFi” joke is pure gold 😂
getting a universal ad that’s ALSO voiced by you right before the actual video is.. something else
You convinced me..... to get all the desktop wallpaper of Stellar Blade that I can find.
Please say, "I'm not only a great Soggy Scout! One day I'm going to be a great Battle Researcher as well!" - Ryan (Coromon)
Say: “Every Villain Is Lemons.”
I rate this game. 40-50 hours of gameplay and I have started new game+ now and there's extra content and the skill trees expand out. This game is worth every $. If you have played "Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice" then this game will be feel a bit easier. Boss battles are challenging, the last couple took a while to beat. But still, you will beat something easily, then get smoked by the same thing two mins later - the game does keep you on your toes (like Eve's heels, really)
can you say "Pills Here! Grabbing Pills" Louis style?
If you turn the difficulty all the way up it does get pretty Soulslike hard. It won't give you those colored ring hits when you gotta evade, block, or dash behind them either. I'm glad you pointed out those lack of heels. That design choice drives me crazy.
01:21 - 01:23 Spoilers inbound:
To be fair those monsters on Stellar Blade are actually us in a effort to evolve themselves with the capability to defeat the Andro-Eidos attempting to take their place... at the cost of their minds.
And yes I'm not making this up.
you know a game is good and honest trailers really enjoyed it when the video is short and has pratically zero flaws to make fun of. yeah, stellar blade, sexy eve aside, is really good.
So sexy Eve was bad?
Make an Honest Trailer for Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (2024)
Concussed armadillo and ask Jeeves are incredible
Can you please do a trailer for Persona 3 Reload?
Also, please say "The arcana is the means by which all is revealed"
Give me the chills with the line "Welcome to PlayPaintChill. You just gained honor +2 for following us ! ".
I just remember Twitter had a mental breakdown over this game.
💐💐 And Boy Was It Beautiful LOL !!!! . 💐💐
1st game I've almost gotten the Platinum Trophy for in a very long time. The gameplay is a lot of fun and engaging with all the combos, parries, dodges, and abilities you can use. The story and soundtrack are very good, too.
C is for Cookie that's good enough for me
Could you say your epic voice: "Resent the heavens, Embrace the sorrow, Become the demon!"
madness? THIS! IS ! HALLOWEEN! !!!
That ponytail option for men playing in front of their family is brilliant.
It appears that I have failed once again to get an Honest Game Trailer made for SimCity. Not gonna lie, after several years of failure, it may only be a couple more years until I get really discouraged.
I'm not discouraged yet, though:
Do SimCity!
SimCity! SimCity! SimCity!
I forgot how funny these reviews are. Nice work
All the people criticizing the game were never gonna play it in the first place, specially the pseudo "gaming journalists" that are just overt activists.
"Stop having fun" is the only thing that runs in their zombie minds
"Get ready to raise those CANS!"
I mean, nice.
Please say, "STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!!"
CONGO!!!! I used to quote this all the time, but nobody ever recognized it!
That's a good one!
That impression of Deadpool impersonating Ryan Reynolds impersonating Deadpool cam out from the left field and I' here for it!
Please say "get your pants out of my mind"
Seeing what games they made before explain a lot, it was sensible a working formula on mobile games to be used in other platforms.
Amazing game to be honest :3
You could cover Granblue Fantasy ReLink. The lines you could say about Bahamut would be cool I bet.
Will Eve ever make it into Smash Bros.? Seems like everyone wants to Smash with her.
Reminds me of the good old days.
BEWWWWWWBS
Probably not this is a sony exclusive
"Sheer Hot o mata" fucking killed me
Please say "Your politics bore me, bring out the lions"
I feel like Eve's sword needs Wifi connection is a funny nod to the whole "why is my fridge needs Wifi connection" lol
Please say, "I'm 50 and haven't ever dated. Where is my Wizard magic?"
"Pony tail option?! Oh!" - superb!
Heard this game described as "What if Neir Automata had worse writing but better gameplay?"
Not gonna lie: I bought it for the booty, but quickly got hooked on the combat. Gratuitous fan-service aside: it's actually a really fun game to play.
Please say: "SEVEN DWARFS FULLY ACTIVE... BLAST AWAY!!!!!"
Can you please say: "Happy Birthday Njabulo, have a great one."
Eve probably missed a payment on her subscription-based sword
I bought the game and I wanted to say something about how good the game is without falling onto the troupes of sexual innuendos.
But it’s just soooo HARD.
The phenomenally automated anonymous automaton reading the necronomicon while on the john at Comic-Con.
GOTY for me ;3
I wonder what it is like to have such low standards sometimes...
@@Dan55888 What's your GOTY?
Simp.
@@Dan55888You haven’t played it so your opinion is not valid.
Please say in your Optimus Prime voice “You, who are without mercy, now plead for it? I thought you were made of sterner stuff.”
My goty 2024. A little rough around the edges but man, i had such a blast.
As big fan of DMC (especially third one) and Bayoneta (mostly first one) I really want to try it but sadly I’m Switch player so must wait for it.
Just an around great action game. My goty so far!
The sword needs to be always online to make sure it's copyright is not infringed upon.
*BEST. GAME. EVER.*