Me about to finally reset my rank: loses one game Me: aww man that really sucks I guess I’ll have to win an extra game or two The game: yeah no your going down 10 ranks out of the 15
This is so true, ranked system immediately puts you on teams with significantly worse mmr than the opposing team, 10+ game losing streaks vs people with 10+ game winstreaks, and all 4 teamates of yours are usually dying at least 5 times each within the first few minutes of the game. It's artificial forced wins and losses to maintain win/loss streaks to psychologically suck a player into a game via addiction. It's well patented and fairly certain riot games owns the patent on the best MMR system that does this. Proof of this is highest ranked players maintaining mediocre to even winrates with thousands of games played, when real sports have godlike players with stats proving their worth. Imo it's very malicious and unfun and makes for a fake "competitive" environment.
It was low key terrifying watching him get “beat up” but when the chat ban guy came in I lost it it’s so hilariously relatable when you realize this is what your emotions + a whacked system do to you
Friend:...Heyyy you uh...Need some help?...I can drive you to...To the hospital or something...Somewhere to get a psyche evaluation?... Him: Dude...I'm filming a video. Friend: Him: Friend: Oh...Okay understandable, sorry for interrupting.
I can relate to this. I dropped from Radiant #1 to Dirt -4 in one game. My team Breach cloned, Jett cloned, Neon cloned, and Omen cloned that game. I got 267 kills on round 102, 51-51. I was Sage, healing papercuts. Others died because of my heal cooldown. I then lost the next two rounds, losing 2900 RR. So Relatable.
You also can’t forget how the game perfectly analyzes your exact strategy to pair you up against the people that perfectly counter how you play so that you can’t even win against people in lower ranks than you were before
@@kurankaneki5165 lmao I’m like wtf game does that. Regardless if you’re good it’s because you adapted your weaknesses to strengths. Lol it seems like he just likes blaming for his losses. First time I hear something like this….besides I love playing against people that can counter me, because if I can counter the counters then it makes me an even better player.
@@juliosantiago7182 Maybe the dude plays using a meta strategy and when he eventually end up against people that are using a counter for said meta he ends up raging.
When winning gives a third of the amount of points compared to what losing does once but the matchmaking wants you to have a 50/50 win/lose ratio. Oh wait, no, that is exactly how it goes.
honestly its annoying as hell when they're like 4th or 5th frag and they win they spam "ez" in the chat its like really annoying especially when they're smurfs i hate smurfs.
its even worse when you were at like half health when you start fighting them and they are at full, or whatever health currency that game uses, and then you get them to a one tap or something similar, and they spam ez
"Have mercy!" "I dont know what that word means" That's what happened when my teammates ditch me in Rocket League even though I have more points than the Mvp of the other team.
@@lars8991 Wait bro I don't even remember replying to you I don't know how the rocket league was sent, I see that it's valorent. That's creepy though I check your reply and there's already a reply. Anyway man sorry for the mixup
“nathan doan died because he lost one game, he said all the wrong things. he begged and begged for mercy but ended up getting killed. his viewers witnessed his death that day”
Vs123 Gamer aye don't talk about the money spenders we need to buy in game items cause we have no life and too brag off to our friends but most importantly we gotta look cool am I right
Points: 500
Win: +50 points
Lose: -10 points
*Loses*
Points: -999999999999
Your missing a few 9 there
Me on the game 1400 points on legend 2 loses 3 unfair matches 1200
you seem to misunderstand how ranking systems work, its equal parts for winning and losing.
because we all know that 2 points=-60
Me about to finally reset my rank: loses one game
Me: aww man that really sucks I guess I’ll have to win an extra game or two
The game: yeah no your going down 10 ranks out of the 15
nah in r6 it be like win plus 10 lose minus 16066
Wins: 708 in a row
"Finally 2 more for diamond 3"
*loses due to a connectivity issue*
Rank: gold 1
No he's dirt 0
No he has no rank
He got banned for being so trash
At this point system 32 just deleted itself because he is so dog water.
did u mean: dirt -2
No one:
Kahoot after I get 1 answer wrong: you have forfeited your living privileges
Yes
Especially when it’s a close game. One wrong answer and you’ll be push to the lowest possible.
I remember getting perfect fastest
Stolen
Ikr, one minute ur first place and then your 10th
“This is how your teammates backs feel, for carrying you all the way to diamond!”
This hits home every time.
Im your 700th like
R6 ranked system:
Wins: +50 mmr
Loses: -2k mmr
this isnt even funny how true this shit is
Fo real
I lost -500 today , gg
This isn't even a joke this is just terribly true. Most I lost in a single match was 811
Faxs
"I'm dirt"
"Lower!"
"Unranked!"
"Lower!"
"I *don't even exist!"*
"loweerrr!"
Ok, download this game in the beginning of the tutorial
Delete the gamr
@Scatter phantom wdym
make him lower ten more times
Wins 4 games: The system "ehh, could be a fluke"
Loses 1 game: We are deleting your account because you dont deserve a rank
666 LIKES
I'm the 666th
667 Likes
I’m the 1000th
im 1 billionth
This is so true, ranked system immediately puts you on teams with significantly worse mmr than the opposing team, 10+ game losing streaks vs people with 10+ game winstreaks, and all 4 teamates of yours are usually dying at least 5 times each within the first few minutes of the game.
It's artificial forced wins and losses to maintain win/loss streaks to psychologically suck a player into a game via addiction. It's well patented and fairly certain riot games owns the patent on the best MMR system that does this. Proof of this is highest ranked players maintaining mediocre to even winrates with thousands of games played, when real sports have godlike players with stats proving their worth.
Imo it's very malicious and unfun and makes for a fake "competitive" environment.
@The Spider Reviews can i get one burger with extra fries on the sides? And a diet cola
And yet Overwatch players will still call you the bad one for being hard stuck
😂😂😂
@The Spider Reviews thank you have a nic day
Yep you'd think they would do something by tracking literally every statistic and more.
The acting is so realistic that i was anxious of him actually getting hurt
Ikr
but how is he beating himself up...
@@davidddo I guess we’ll Neva know
Same I was like: “Bro you good?-“
His acting is tin 1
When u realize the whole thing is him getting beat up by himself
This I my most liked comment ever yay
Licked? Ok u fixed it now my comment makes no sense :)
delicious
Mathew Harvey you got hearted by nathan how does it feel to get a heart
Mathew Harvey you’ve never gotten 84 likes?
"This one's for saying GGEZ when you're at the bottom of the leaderboard!"
Yeah that one... he deserved that one lol
And spamming the twitch link XD
LMAO
too true
Fax
Agreed
It was low key terrifying watching him get “beat up” but when the chat ban guy came in I lost it it’s so hilariously relatable when you realize this is what your emotions + a whacked system do to you
"This is for saying gg ez when you're at the bottom of the leaderboard." I FELT THAT
The Ranking System is using hate speech XD
An awesome coincidence: The same line came up in. The video just when I read this comment
Read this as soon as it said it
Fr tho I feel like garbage if I'm on the bottom of the leaderboard
@@charizardamage2070 same.
"i lost a ranked game"
"what did it cost?"
" *Everything* "
hahahaha
@intellicity unloved
@Ibbzzyy is cool :] good job
R6 b like
@Ibbzzyy is cool :] hii
"Your zero twitch viewers are finally getting some good content, aren't they?"
😂😂
ayo harry potter ya look like hitler man what happen
@@Lagrimoso he looks different
clip it
@@Lagrimoso hitler potter
YEAH THEN CLIP IT
"Maybe I'll hit diamond this season, it's been a while."
(has 1 bad game)
"Silver 2 isn't actually that bad."
hey dude did u got to diamond
@@TanmayKamboj Nope, low gold-silver.
I love how he says “who are you?” when the ranking system literally has a sign that says “ranking system” 🤣
You’re right and welcome to naruto I guess you see him I do to I love you profile
@@Hi-qx7on thx
So you won't ask me who I am if I get into your room with a hand written a4 sign on my chest
if someone with a sign says "ranking sistem" breaks into my room i would do the same thing
@@Hi-qx7on been on it for months my guy
Most high rank tier players tho: *when there’s money there’s a way*
Yuh
@BlueBlitzz 2846
Yet there is
E
Bribery
BlueBlitzz 2846 lol there is
Imagine his friends come in and hes lying on the ground crying while talking to himself.
30th like
It's likely that friend would be another copy of him
Friend:...Heyyy you uh...Need some help?...I can drive you to...To the hospital or something...Somewhere to get a psyche evaluation?...
Him: Dude...I'm filming a video.
Friend:
Him:
Friend: Oh...Okay understandable, sorry for interrupting.
@@princessncn4674 cringe
Lol
I can relate to this. I dropped from Radiant #1 to Dirt -4 in one game. My team Breach cloned, Jett cloned, Neon cloned, and Omen cloned that game. I got 267 kills on round 102, 51-51. I was Sage, healing papercuts. Others died because of my heal cooldown. I then lost the next two rounds, losing 2900 RR. So Relatable.
rank system: *hits with a pan and a bat*
nathan: *still doesn’t bleed*
Potato Trio brick
thanos would fear this man
@@senn621 😂😂😂
lol
His blood is his sweat
"I just want to make you regret ever playing this game"
Too relatable
"This is for saying 'gg ez' when you're at the bottom of the leaderboard!"
*_PREACH, BROTHER_*
saying it when youre at the bottom just makes the enemy rage more
@@Blueybeak isnt that the purpose?
Saying just, "gg" when at the bottom of the leaderboard is very respectable
@@prig1557 hell nah ggez Phoenix diff
@@prig1557 make em uninstall
2:06 “now clip it” im dying 😂
Plot twist: the ranking system is actually the guy from "When the call outs are too good".
aint wrong-
DU. DUN DUNNNNNNNNN
Dat true :P
All of them are the guy from when call outs are too good...
They all look, sound, and are funny the same
Always has been
When you win one game:
+1 tier
When you lose one game:
-9000 tiers
You are now tier “You should uninstall this game”
Austin Cheung So fucking true
Reminds me clash royale
good thing its not like that for brawl stars
Manav Shah it is when you have 3800 trophies you lose like 10-30 trophies
@@nathanniemi3447 ohhh im still at 2 and a half thousand trophies
"Honey the neighbour is beating himself up again"
@Jackson McLean funny number
@Jackson McLean I hope I turn 69 one day to join public lobby’s and say I’m age 69
299
I am the 400th like
Honey the neighbour just stabbed himself again
You also can’t forget how the game perfectly analyzes your exact strategy to pair you up against the people that perfectly counter how you play so that you can’t even win against people in lower ranks than you were before
*cries*
The AI isn’t that good. You’re just unlucky lol
@@kurankaneki5165 lmao I’m like wtf game does that. Regardless if you’re good it’s because you adapted your weaknesses to strengths. Lol it seems like he just likes blaming for his losses. First time I hear something like this….besides I love playing against people that can counter me, because if I can counter the counters then it makes me an even better player.
@@juliosantiago7182 🤓
@@juliosantiago7182 Maybe the dude plays using a meta strategy and when he eventually end up against people that are using a counter for said meta he ends up raging.
I love how he hits him with a bat and it still makes a slapping sound
Very realistic eh?
@@tiffanyz1362 very
the pan tho
😭
It snapped on his ye ye ass eyebrows
Alternate title: Nathan beating himself up for two minutes and fifty seconds.
No replies?
No replies except 1
@@blaze98173'
Nathan: Loses a game*
Ranking System: *Your Free Trial of Life has Ended*
wait, NANIIII?
‘Trail’
Trial*
Ya mean trial?
Trial?
When winning gives a third of the amount of points compared to what losing does once but the matchmaking wants you to have a 50/50 win/lose ratio. Oh wait, no, that is exactly how it goes.
We can't all be at the top of the pyramid, :(
You don't play games that don't benefit you
Nathan's mom: What's the distinctive punching sounds in Nathan's room?
Dad: He's just talking to himself again, don't worry about it.
LOL!
Nathan’s mom ok just making sure
@Elemental Avian LOL!!!
Elemental Avian Nathan’s dad: let’s both join
420 likes very nice
Nathan: "I'm dirt"
*Ging ging comes in*
Ging ging: Yes you are
Tysm for the likes :D
Nice
Lol
No he's a regret XD OK this is a joke-
Alexa play despacito
DeSpAsItO DeSpAsItO DESPASITO
I love how he got hit with three bricks but he is more scared of the frying pan lol
Ptsd for the average asian child
Everyone knows that frying pans are the best melee weapons, ask TF2, or Kill it with FIRE, or any other game.
@@Mr._Galaxywide
Not just in games either. Disney made it clear how effective the frying pan is in Tangle.
Xd
🤣
Nathan is strong, after beaten by himself he doesn't look hurt at all.
no......cause this.....
IS EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
When you win a game
Ranking system: +1
When you lose a game
Ranking System: “It’s over 9000!”
you mean negative?
Its less than 9000
Under*
It's less than 9000, lmao
@@josh-rj4pd less than 9000 technically means 8999 and below.
Is this Kahoot?
LMAO true
y e s
LMAO no
Losing Kahoot can be very brutal
i vividly remember going from 2nd place to 13th :(
Ikr I hate it when people say “GG EZ” 😭
Gg ez
honestly its annoying as hell
when they're like 4th or 5th frag and they win they spam "ez" in the chat its like really annoying
especially when they're smurfs
i hate smurfs.
@@afridge5785 yes 😭
its even worse when you were at like half health when you start fighting them and they are at full, or whatever health currency that game uses, and then you get them to a one tap or something similar, and they spam ez
But it funny if they either say it when they lose or lose after they say it
Have watched it more than 10 times now.... Still as funny as ever.. 😂😂😂😂😂
The ranking system: beating up Nathan
Me: “is that light mode?”
only true gamers know that reference
@@mrelephant716 discord light mode maybe? Or idk
I use discord light mode too, it’s really refreshing and gives it a new vibr
@@juicedoutthewazoo7921 Too? I think you’re the only one
@@juicedoutthewazoo7921 wtf it kills ur eyes
Ranking system: hits him with bat. Nathan:still isn’t dead.
LOL
nathan like your comment
Jayden Đao he had a totem of undying lol
Wrestling Plus gaming thanks
Ur welcome
Nathan: gets beat up by ranking system
His friends: 😮
Me: I am amused
@@Zadkil 👁️👄👁️
No Kidding Bro
His freinds:first time 😏
That was painfull
I almost choked laughing at this
Nathan: lost one game
Ranking System: I'm gonna end this mans whole career
SIKE. THATS THE WROOOOOOOONG TIER
Patrick Dona lol
And his life
*gaming career
You haven’t realized he doesn’t have a career (I’m kidding I enjoy your content don’t hate on me)
“We only lost by 1, it shouldn’t affect our rank that much.”
Famous Last Words
Huh.
Wdym
I Need A Username famous indeed
Lol why are people in the reply’s confused this comment is gold
But then the second we win “ ranking increase SLIGHTLY
Is ur profile pic meliodas from seven deadly sins
Ya
I love seven dedly sins its my favourite anime
That’s siege for you. I hardly even play ranked for this reason
Lmao me in valorant ranked, match mvp 13-6 win rating increase slightly. Match mvp 11-13 loss, rating greatly decrease lel, im done
“Is that hate speech?!”
The look in his eyes says he knew EXACTLY what that meant 💀
Alternative title: Mom after you failing the online test
Ok
Lmao
yes
Or Ging Ging with the broomstick -.-
Lol
Me: wins one game of ranked league
Ranking system: ehh 20 LP
Me: loses one game from minions
Ranking system: -11200 LP BACK TO SILVER 3 YOU GO!
Clash Of Clans?
@@takumeuzumaki6602 league of legends
Why is this my life right now
I lost three games because of litteral trolls and it costed me 25 lol per game
"Have mercy!" "I dont know what that word means" That's what happened when my teammates ditch me in Rocket League even though I have more points than the Mvp of the other team.
What a save!
What a save!
What a save!
Chat is disabled for 2 seconds.
Takes three games to go up a div and one game lost to go down a div
@@airzyn954 no, its two games both ways
@@abc-bw4sk it depends on their rank but it’s an even amount up and down
games with randoms be like:
"Gold... Gold 2!"
"Ah two... Two it is!" I love that line XD
Nathan Doan:Exists
Ranking system:I am about to end this mans whole career.
Lol
Reddit reads, well they should work like this because this is an accurate comment and relevant to the video
How is this funny
@@ratsareyummy4800 I dont know
Boom baam bop, your ranks down.... pow
rank: master 2
**loses one game by a second**
rank: bronze 1
He was playing Rocket League I'm pretty sure or valorant
CeasedRL or call of duty
Clash of Clans?
@@cromux3191 he plays valo
@@anegg2090 ohhh
When you realize he skipped Platinum entirely. Dang he got lowered like 14 ranks...
What geme r we talking about lmao
@@tigerandroid7458 valorant
@@CubeCentral 2:03 as u can see he's in valorant
@@lars8991 Wait bro I don't even remember replying to you I don't know how the rocket league was sent, I see that it's valorent. That's creepy though I check your reply and there's already a reply. Anyway man sorry for the mixup
@@CubeCentral u just deleted ur msg and we all know that cuz I can't reply using ur name otherwise anyways
I burst out laughing after the ranking system came and punch you
“The way he gets famous is talking to himself.”
-Idk
Lmao
what no? he is talking to other people!
Metado WRONG
Keshav Playz cmon man it’s a joke
@@cryolite08 calm down hes most likely six.
Nathan: Loses
Ranking System: TIME TO BE A MOM AND SLAP
No Nathans were harmed in this family friendly video :D
Reading this while Nate pleads for his life.
@@carboneticmarshmellovv3622 ^
😂
I mean your not wrong-
That is not true
Your acting was so good that I actually felt kinda bad seeing you get beaten like that
The fact that he was actually playing valorant makes this much better
Yes I knew it
I thought it was r6
sk_kii 0:26
sk_kii 2:03
Maybe rocket league??
Him: what rank are you?
Me: Titanium 3.
Him: OK.
Lmao underrated
I'm Boron 3
I'm plastic 2
Im poop 10
I'm air 2
AND THIS FOR HOW GOOD OF A ACTOR YOU ARE!
⬇️
That ranking system had anger issues
Alternate title: guy hitting himself with various objects
Aahahah
*insert laughing*
Insert moaning
@@xxrogamerxx4237 tf
How to fall in love:
Step one: Dig a hole
Step two: Name it love
Step three: Fall in love
Darwen Zhu off topic?
@@William7563-n4d does it matter????
@@William7563-n4d ...
@@William7563-n4d
DO YOU MATTER
William 7563 no one cares
Everybody watching this video: "Pfff, so true lmao"
Me: *Looking at Nathan's mini-fridge and watching him holding the camera*
I can't stop laughing, you're the best ever holy shit lol
Plot twist: He is flexing on us on how he can survive being hit and being conscious at the same time
Bro he is immune to demage (not pain) and hi is kinda unkillable
Anyways this is me when i had enough of copy paste and selnders in roblox
Edit : also teammers
I still find it damn stupid that our bodies are like "Oh, I'm in danger? BETTER GO UNCONCIOUS YEAH THAT'LL FIX EVERYTHING!"
@@NoahHalfSquid Uh oh I've been stabbed 14 times, and have 2 hours 'till I die, Might as well sleep.
That would be pure utter torture…
I’ll have what he’s having!
Current tier: Diamond 3
After I lose a game: Poop 0
Lol
Plot twist : thats his teammate beating him for being LITERAL GARBAGE
That teammate is me
for being LITERAL DODOWATER
When the frying pan morphs into a baseball bat, that is when it went from player unknown battlegrounds to welcome to real life.
Did you notice the sound for hitting is a Minecraft arrow
:O
No, I wouldn’t know.
No im pretty sure it isnt.
Omg it’s true
Ye I tink it is
Sounds like he’s enjoying it.
O H N O
Masochist Nathan
(Softly)
Don't
. . . . . . .
2:28 I mean... you tell me
“nathan doan died because he lost one game, he said all the wrong things. he begged and begged for mercy but ended up getting killed. his viewers witnessed his death that day”
Lol 😂
ok
Lol
Lol
Well when you put it that way.....
Respect to this man, he survived 78152739 slaps, a frying pan and a baseball bat.😂
Me: loses game
Ranking system: *So you have chosen death.*
Ikr
Friend: What kinda videos ya watch?
Me: It's....it's complicated..
Loses again
Nathen: OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
5 Mintues later
Nathen: IM AIR
Ranking Systhem: NO NO NO
Nathen: Im A ATOM
lmaoo underrated 😂😂
an*
*I'M A QUARK*
This video legit scared me
*I AM SINGULARITY*
Interesting how Nathan tanked like 17 hits with a brick, pan, and baseball bat and just went "aahahahhahhh" lmao
Nathan: plays a game
Ranking system: *so you have chosen death...*
You mean
Nathan: looses a match
Ranking system: *so you have chosen death*
gamelife vs Challenges it’s suppose to mean that the game is hard, therefore losing.
Players who spend money
Who is this “Dirt”
Vs123 Gamer aye don't talk about the money spenders we need to buy in game items cause we have no life and too brag off to our friends but most importantly we gotta look cool am I right
Grinch he was just saying a joke
Frozt yeah no shit I was also telling a joke
Im a joke...
th-cam.com/video/SDo94WJRZpw/w-d-xo.html
Oh man the sound effects... I flinched every time.
ikr
The crunch just makes me want to throw up
bro that chat ban was about to tear off his mouth
Nathan Doan Comedy: posts
Everyone: talking about everybody rushing straight to comment first
i havent see diep.io in so long
Game dev later:" wHy nO oNE plAys My gAmE"
I mean people are still going to play the game. It's part of the hate hate experience.
@@justanub4697 uh ok
@@justanub4697 more like being a addict
@@TheFearlessNight i was taking about a lol
@@TheFearlessNight i was taking about a lol
“I’m at the lowest rank man!”
Ranking system: proceeds to beats him anyway
I love how he was talking relatively calm at first whilst looking completely raging
He’s not bad,He’ just doesn’t have that good of a gaming chair.
Ay 69 likes
@@controchip9582 not anymore lol
And a good pc
yeah true all he needs is a bit of **gaming chair**
259th like Damn
Me: “DUDE IM GOLD 3”
Ranking System: “ARE YOU NOW?!”
Me: “DUDE IM BRONZE 3”
@Hayden Motto ARE YOU NOW?!?!?
@Doug Yee nah man ARE *YOU* NOW
@Hayden Motto *NO*
@Hayden Motto *YES*
@@berzecokok jeez I don’t play ranked now
Me, a Gold 3 player: wins 5 games in a row
Me, still a Gold 3 player: Loses 1 game
Ranking System: Gold 2 it is
R6 in a nutshell
Rocket league in a nutshell
@@goattmm Yes
EveryBloxCounts why tf you bring up roblox if it doesn’t have a ranking system
Im hardstuck silver 1
I regret every millisecond I let out a small giggle
“Is that hate speech I hear?”
“Here comes the damage”
Mx anime
Mx shimmer*
I'm the 100 likes WOOO
"THIS IS FOR SAYING "GG EZ" WHEN YOU'RE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LEADER BOARD!"
sounds like something i would do.
"AND THIS ONE IS FOR BEING LITERAL GARBAGE".
Nathan Doan Comedy: HAVE MERCY PLEASE!
I was scrolling down on the comments and i saw this comment as the scene played XD
@Nadarjot Singh xD
@@stickmananimations7221 oop-
Classic Nathan.
@@joxzsh9553 For real.
That screaming when chat ban came in bro 😂😂
Me: *on a 9 answer streak in kahoot*
Me: *forgets what photosynthesis is*
Kahoot:
the problem here is forgetting what photosynthesis is....
Bruh
@@kastlet3780 stfu it’s a joke
Me : first in kahoot
Me : loses one question*
Kahoot : 23 take it or leave it
how tho?
*He isn’t a dirt player, he just has a good gaming chair and computer.*
Nobody Asian parents when their kid doesn't get a A+
Do you mean
Nobody:
Asian Parents when their kid doesn't get A+ on exam
@@txco4489 well sure
TaCo. Basically the same thing, but ok.
@Champ 129 You mean whip?
Asian Parent: WHAT ARE THESE GRADES
Asian kid: But I tri-
Asian Parent: GO AND DIE. *Proceeds to whip child*
Alternative title: if video games were homework in an Asian household