Worst Car Names EVER!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 มิ.ย. 2024
- Naming a car is not as easy as you think.
Hey guys, it’s Stype with a giant list of the weirdest, craziest and all-around funniest car names ever. Ready?
0:00 | Intro
0:54 | Lazy Names
2:02 | WTF Japan
6:15 | Ironic Names
9:22 | Lost in Translation
11:05 | Dirty Mind
12:27 | Just Bad
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I'll be making a Part 2 of this video, so suggest the names that are missing from this video
Whether it is the LaFerrari F**K, Audi Tittie Arse, or whatever translates badly in your language, just fire away :)
Bruh xd :)
The Alfa Romeo MiTo. It stands for Milano-Torino (since the collab. between Alfa and Fiat) however "mito" in Italian means "myth", not so smart for FWD a hatchback made from a brand that once made RWD sports cars.
As well as the Fiat Duna (Fiat Sand Dune), Fiat Multipla (Fiat Multiple), the Opel Corsa (Opel Run, or Opel Race; SERIOUSLY?!), the Fiat Tipo (Fiat Type (as "type of person" or Fiat Dude) and the Fiat Punto (the Fiat DOT!").
There are also the Opel Corsa (Opel Run, or Opel Race; SERIOUSLY?!), the Opel Campo (Opel Field)
Then there's the Ford Mustang Mach-e. "Mach-e" with an Italian accent sounds a lot like "Macché?" which is Italian for "What the heck?", or the Ford Figo (Ford Cool Guy), as well as the Ford Mondeo (sounds like Ford Mondo, Ford World)
Then the Mitsubishi Alto (the Mitsubishi Tall), the Daihatsu Materia (Daihatsu Matter, not the "What's the matter" one but the "All the matter in the Universe" one), the Honda Mobilio (Honda Furniture), the Suzuki Cervo (Suzuki Deer) and the Nissan Qasqai (sounds like "cascai" that means "I fell")
And then there's this scooter name, the Vespa La Cosa. (Wasp the Thing). The Vespa is a well known scooter in Italy, and their worst generation, a total flop, was called "La cosa" "The Thing".
Finally there's the Ape, from the same manufacture. It might be a type of monkey in English but it's the Italian for "Bee" (a little game as the Vespa was for fun and the Ape was for work, because bees work and wasps don't do a thing). However if the name doesn't make you laugh then google Ape Piaggio: you will find a 3-wheeled pick-up truck (sort of).
The bmw m8
McLaren F1
Dodge Charger
Scientists: Now it is “STI” and not “STD”
Subaru: Well f*ck
Everybody should experience a STI in their lifetime
Goddammit
Some people: let's eat some pistachios
Pistachio owner: DONT EAT MY MITSUBISHI
Haha lol
Plot twist : They were actually eating his car.
Really funny 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🍣
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Fun fact: Daihatsu made a car in Japan called the Daihatsu BeGo, and if you translate Bego to Indonesian, it basically means "Stupid", so in Indonesia the car's name was finally replaced to "Daihatsu Terios" to avoid profanity since the word "Bego" in Indonesia is considered profanity
It's considered nut spelling
My family had a Terios,and the name sounds kinda stupid,but the car is used since practically 2019,also what are other car names that sounded like profanity?
The LaFerrari was called this because it isn't just a random Ferrari, it's THE Ferrari, the ultimate Ferrari
Then it expires when the next model comes
@@felixli4306the Ferrari La Ferrari is still considered The Ferrari it’s timeless
@@matthewhoac4236 wow 7 years is "timeless" i guess 10 years will be "legendary and 20 years is prehistoric and 30 years is considered before time exsisted
@@felixli4306 The La Ferrari is 10 years old and still looks fantastic and to date with the newer Ferraris almost a decade newer. To say that it’s design will have expired when the new models come out is irrelevant considering the current models.
@@matthewhoac4236 aka sf90 (xx)? that botb is still only 10 yrs old ?
I'll tell u what is actually timeless design Maserati GranTurismo technically still alive, 11 without major refresh
2:46 Names of terrible mobile games be like:
so damn relatable
12:32
@@GAMING2S lol
Lmao yes
@@GAMING2S That sounds like some fake toy car from ebay
*Honorable Mentions:*
1: Chevy SS (lazy)
2: Chevy Standard (again, lazy)
3: GMC Jimmy (seriously, GM?)
4: Jeep Jeepster (the Jeep Jeep)
5: Nissan Truck (hmm, yes, the floor is made of floor)
6: Pontiac Sunfire (very misleading)
6: Scion iQ (not the smartest, really)
7: Subaru BRAT (bi-drive recreational all terrain transport, or BDRATT)
8: MG Midget (self-explanatory)
9: Plymouth Scamp (why)
10: Toyota Isis: (didn't age too well)
11: Pontiac Aztek (#1: GM spelled Aztec wrong, #2: The base trim on the Aztek was called standard, and Pontiac chose to abbreviate it as STD)
Also worth mentioning, the 1970's Dodge Dart was almost called the Beaver.
Scion XD. It isn't a funny looking car. How ironic.
Mazda scrum wagon
Jeep Jeepster???!!!!! JEEPERS!
"Dodge Beaver".
Best seller right there! XD
@@Rick88843 Eeeewwwww
5:59. That was probably one of the funniest car jokes I’ve heard
3:34 mini active urban sandal, you got me laughing hard af🤣
In Asian countries, using english names is seen as something as premium or something. This is why some cars in Japan have names like the Daihatsu "Naked" or Mitsubishi "Lettuce"
not all Asian
@@UNJIRIDER SKs are originals I know....
Wait....
Sees KPop uses English title to clickbait ppl into listen to their fluent language music*
Nvm, even SK uses English too.
@@cupofjoen So, U dunno about kpop but want to talk about? Then, learn more bout kpop
@@UNJIRIDER look at the show more... he literally is being sarcastic and says ah nvm KPop uses English song titles for Korean songs except although they have some songs in english like Dynamite
@@UNJIRIDER bro are u a toxic Kpop fan?
Subaru once named their special edition Forester.
F - Forester
U - Ultimate
C - Customised
K - Kit
S - Special
They knew what they were doing
ah yes, *FUCKS*
People were 100% like: "Subaru, give us the FUCKS!"
I guess I won't give some of these, lmao
yeah, zero fucks given :D
9:05 naturally my first impression is "Honda Odyssey"
9:41
As a Brazilian guy, I died laughing with this 💀
Finally. After a long time. Keep posting regularly Stype .
Yeah every month that’s that’s great!
He probably has actual work so he wont have enough time to post regularly, although I respect his decision
Yeah
stype? more like skype 😂😅
no hate
The bmw m8
More like
Some random guy: what car do you have m8?
A bmw m8 owner: I have a bmw m8
Some random guy: which bmw?
A bmw m8 owner: m8
Some random guy: *JUST TELL IT*
A *bri ish bmw m8 owner
@@imm0rtal_k1 either bri ish or aussie
U WOT M8
Okay BMW m8
Or the genius might say "em eight" instead of "meight"
4:43 those names make sense because they both are dump trucks 😂
1:30:Straight to the point I guess.Even though it’s a terrible name in comparison to its Holy Trinity brothers,the 918 and P1.
1:09 that color filter when he said "Mexico" 👏👏😂
It makes me so happy when people understand my "passive" jokes 😁
@@TopCarsTV i like them ! Nice video, keep up the good content ! ✊
Laughing my ass off. Thanks for the vids, Stype!
8:01
13:27 The MP4-12C (or just the 12C from 2013) is named like that because of their Racing division, which at the time, had their F1 cars named MP4-XX (stands for Marlboro/McLaren Project 4). Hence when they made their first car after the McLaren F1, they decided to use an existing naming scheme. The C means Carbon (to show the car uses carbon fiber) and the 12 is their internal index of performance.
McLaren Project 4 Performance Index 12 Carbon.
What a horrible name
@@TopCarsTV Technically the performance index part would be at the end, so it would be something like: McLaren Project 4-12 (Vehicle Performance Index) Carbon.
Regardless, it was a terrible naming scheme and glad that McLaren has sorted their stuff out and have moved to [Metric horsepower in PS]C/S/GT/LT now. Saying 720S Spider is much easier than saying MP4-23CLT Spider or something like that. (Curiously, the C in McLaren names is now Club and not Carbon anymore? Interesting note there)
2:42 That's actually true that Japanese cars had such names, lmao. Japanese were kinda weird in naming cars, like the Alto, Maus(Once you understand the "S" stands for "Sandal"), Pistachio, or even the Fairlady.
Chevrolet Beretta. In Italy there is a firearms manufacturing company called Pietro Beretta, founded in 1526, that actually sued General Motors for using the name. Also "Beh, retta" in italian literally means "Well, straight line". There is also Alfa Romeo Romeo.
And GM got very, very sued by that centuries-old company after ignoring Beretta's warning not to name the car after them because they'd held the trademark for multiple products in multiple markets for...well...centuries. But GM had to GM.
Imagine you shoot your neighbor's car in this case a Beretta with your Beretta in a straight line. You called it, a $tubid $straight Beretta.
Theres also a salami manufacturer in italy called beretta
8:55 Fun fact, it's the same Prince company that created the "Skyline", yes that Nissan Skyline
The first generation Skyline come out in (!) 1957, and it has been the luxury car, not for street racing
11:53 top gear reference
2:48 In catalan, Estima is a lovely name, literally. 'Estimar' means 'to love'.
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Another good channel
@Teamgeist comedic, maybe, but idiotic? now that's just uncalled for man
the skoda rapid was the fastest car skoda made 60 years ago so the name made sence, but now... I agree
As a Rapid owner, I disagree. It's a rapid enough car for city use 🥺
13:08 i was legit waiting for this car
9:10 my spanish sense of humor acted up and i bursted out laughing really loud
8:05 Damn I don't care about the name, the de Tomaso looks epic, I'd like to wish I'm not the only one.
youre definatly not i like it to
I love Mangustas, I personally like them more than Panteras design-wise
Ferrari fans will be mad at you, this Company used Ford engines
You'd like to wish you weren't the only one what??
@@beeboopboo damn bro it's a year old comment
Was wishing I'm not the only one who doesn't care what the name means and just thinks the car looks awesome.
So if you fuel up your AMC Pacer after midnight it turns into a Gremlin?
7:43 Opel Kadett??
@@magdakeli3359Daewoo Racer = Opel Kadett with different badges
10:07
Some countries:Toyota Mr2
France:Toyota est Merde
Translation:Toyora is sh!t
Sh!tbox
GTA car names be like -
5:45 Some random guy: Let's eat some lettuce
A Mitsubishi lettuce owner: *DON'T EAT MY CAR*
Hmmm yes nice body panels mmm *proceeds, to eat the last part of the tire*
The number of stones in the circle is... Ccccct!
Haven't fully watched the video yet (it's great so far, as usual).
Two cars that always irritated me with their names are the Audi TT RS and the BMW 1 Series M.
I mean TT RS sounds weird just because it's for letters put together, but when you pronounce it you get Tittie arse ._.
As for the M 1 Series, I think they should have called it the M1, the original M1 was decades old at this point and I don't think someone would confuse them. Aston did the same with the Vantage, so I don't see why it had to be the one M Car with a weird name. The SUVs are guilty too. I think they should be called XM3 and XM5 and so on.
Tittie Arse... hahaha that's amazing. I wish I heard that before, it would've been in the video for sure.
And yes, the 1M is weird. Like - M6, M5, M4, M3, M2, 1M????
@@TopCarsTV yep BMW and Audi both screwed up xD
M8 is also a good one, because you can spell it like Mate (or maid) depending on your preferences ^^
So when you say you have a BMW M8 it either means a sport coupé, that your car is a good friend or that it cleans your house :D
@@DefinitelyNotEmma same for the Ferrari F8 (fate) tributo
XM5 would sound like MX-5, the European name for the Miata.
i think partly because the BMW M1 have quite a significant heritage.... and the M135i is not even a full fledged M car
The Fairlady is called the fairlady because Mr. K, the father of the Z, loved the musical My Fair Lady
Interesting. That is for sharing 👍
@SNFriedM close enough but you're wrong....it was the Nissan President who came to America loved the Musical Not Mr. K
@@kaitospence18 my bad mate. didn’t bother to google before posting it.
Honestly Mysterious Utility Wizard is a brilliant name. It's what I'd imagine a time travelling japanese person would call a Roomba.
Here comes a video full of car knowledge and a dose of laughter
4:32 Nice DOOM reference.
Your name is also a nice DOOM reference :)
@@TopCarsTV lol thanks XD
Thought it was a Berserk reference
4:30 canter gu~h'ts
"ggaaaaa~'sssss"
I love you're videos. Great car facts sprinkled with your brilliantly hilarious humour.
Keep up the good work, please keep them coming!
12:32 items' names on wish/ebay/amazon be like
XD Exactly true
The Hyundai Kona means women's private part in portuguese. Fortunately, in portuguese speaking countries, they changed the name of it to Hyundai Kawai.
I wonder why...
There's a mountain bike company called Kona.
In india,Kona means angle
They didn't changed the name.
Hyundai angle is still selling
@@pedroapinto06 Pinoys : Door
Portugese: 💀💀💀💀
Most underrated youtuber 😍
12:38 did anyone else pause it and say it in one breath or was it just me?
10:45 the what? The caneeanan drivers? 😂
Try fitting this into one breath, Zenvo TS1 GT "Sleipnir" 10th Anniversary Edition. Sleipnir had 8 legs, not 4.
AMC Pacer, can't set a pace.
Ford Fiesta, you can't fit a party into.
Fun stuff, my guy. Loved it!
One of the most hilarious videos ever😂😂, I love your content man😉
In MP4-12C, MP4 stands for Mclaren's 4th Project and 12C stands for Vehicle Performance Index
If I'm not mistaken the LaFerrari supposed to be called as an F150 like the Ferrari's project codenamed "F150" but because Ford already trademarked the F150 name and Ford sued Ferrari once because of this issue, Ferrari couldn't do anything about it so they just name it LaFerrari.
The Renault wind is apparently underpowered so your wind is making it move
Nice one but pretty wrong.
Thanks they sent me in for a brain check because of laughing too much after watching your video. This is the best video on youtube, you should win an oscar . 10 thumbs up.
For lazy names, there's an honourable mention: Nissan naming their sports car after the last letter of the alphabet.😁
3:09
Germans when naming when the 188 ton tank:
Maus
also Japan: uhh nice idea let us do that too and make it a weird acronym
SANDAL
Omg this video is epic and these names are just hilarious 😂🤣
9:39 Pinto. Leaves you with that warm warm feeling. That sentence is indeed very funny!!! 😂😂😂
Please keep posting more videos, your videos that you have are very cool videos, and they are really funny to watch and to laugh off at some points, very good!!!! 👍
Great video. Great commentary and sound effects.
What I was waiting for.
4:43 Mazda: The all new baby boomers
Me: ok boomer
BMW: Ok boomer.
😂😅🤣
As an Indonesian, I'm shocked when this car exists in my country.
3:17 I died laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of the best car channels on TH-cam. Pozdrav sa Balkana!
Nissan Juke definitely fits as a really so bad it's good translation. Juke in Hebrew and Arabic means cockroach (and it sure looks like one lol)
same thing goes with the Nissan S-Cargo, I don't have to tell you what Escargot means in French :D
And a more unfortunate one, the entire Kia brand. Kia is a bit too similar to the Hebrew word Kie, which means vomit. People eventually got over it and Kia is the most popular car company here but the situation was so unpleasent when they first started selling them that Israelis just called them Kaya instead of Kia, some even call it that till this day!
doh the S-Cargo is shaped like a snail, does that give you a clue? the name is deliberate.
In rural Italy I see quite often a lot old Fiat Pandas and a lot of them are Panda Young, which is ironic because I never seen someone under the age of 70 driving one of those.
First zemo, now gladijajator, surprises never end.
Samo jako 💪
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Man i cant do push ups while watching your vids, The edits just make me laugh xDD
Wooo you posted again!!!! I love ur videos man
Mitsubishi sandal 🤣🤣🤣🤣
For weird names, I've always liked the Cony Guppy. For ones named after celebrities, it's hard to go past the Subaru Touring Bruce, which was named after Bruce Willis.
🍣🍙Sushiiiiiii
the fairlady z was named after a movie so it was pretty cool in its own right
My Fair Lady
This channel is CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED
12:21 the Volografo Bimbo is an italian car, and in italian "bimbo" mean "kid/boy"
Bimbo means "child" in italian. Wonder why its so funny to teenagers and people grown with a perv uncle/dad
That "cut!" At the end got me😂
12:48 makes sense in some countries. For example, some regions in germany use pampa as a word for „in the middle of nowhere“
Let’s not forget the funniest car… the Scion xD
Lol. The Scion XD is... funny? Eh no. It is a boring and inoffensive looking car. Ironic.
@@jj_cars99 The pun is that the model letters make a smiley if you don’t get it
11:00 plaisir has nothing to do with a playing sir. It is french for pleasure. Doesnt make it much better though 😂
Just like the Alfa Tonale apparently has nothing to do with toenails
Yes. That's even worse
Your sense of humour is EXACTLY like mine. lol Subbed!
Amazing! You’re funny 😄 😂😂😂
The McLaren f1
Doesn't look like an f1 car.
Actually it uses F1 technology.
I'm a simple man
I see a notification and i just watch the video
Keep it up man♡
The Gladiator or Gladijajator part had me dead, thanks Stype
I think its funny when they use the same name for a completely different car. Like how the mitsubishi eclipse used to be a sports car and is now a crossover SUV, or how the mustang is an SUV now, or how the chrysler pacifica used to be a wagon and now its a minivan.
Hey Stype, your forgetting the Land Rover Range Rover Evoque 2.0 TD4 E-Capability 4x4 HSE Dynamic.
9:50 yeah when i was younger i was wondering why its named like that😂
As a brazilian, i got to say: The Ford Pampa was a 1.4 small pick-up produced from 1982 - 1997, based in a 2 doors coupé named Ford Corcel II. The "Pampa" name comes from a region in south of Brazil that makes frontiers to Argentina and Uruguai, and means "plain region" in indigenous language. Also, "Corcel" is the Portuguese equivalent to "Mustang".
@vincenthewitt6919, @vincenthewitt6919, partially correct:
1. The Pampas are not a region in the south of Brazil, they are a region in the south of South America that includes a part of the Brazilian state of Rio Grande do Sul in a huge area comprised mainly of Argentina (3 times larger than Brazil) and virtually all of Uruguay.
2. "Corcel" is not equivalent to Mustang, they are just designations of horses but completely different, but much worse than that, the Brazilian car with that name had a poor four cylinder engine and ridiculous 90hp. Nothing even close to the Ford Mustang!
@@Santos.Sarmento you say that, but back when the Corcel roamed the roads of Brazil, the Mustang was on its very ill-fated 4th gen aka Fox Body. The base model in that one had.... an 80hp 2.3 litre 4 cylinder. So yes, for the most of the 1980s, the Corcel was faster and more economical than the Mustang, but then so was everything else made in Europe lmao.
@@miaugato93 it is a fact that the Mustang known as “Worldcar/Fox body” was the worst version of the model in the period known as “Malaise era” but let us remember that even if it had the ill-fated 2.3 four-cylinder 89hp in the base, it also had the 2.3L turbo, the 2.8L V-6, the 3.3L inline-6, and the 5.0L V-8, peaking at 235hp.
Apparently your performance data is also wrong:
Ford Corcel II
- 0 to 100km/h in 16s
- maximum speed of 150km/h
- better consumption 13Km/l on the road.
Ford Mustang Third Generation 3.2 Lima (aspirated).
- 0 to 60mph (97Km/h) in 12.5s, so 0 to 100Km/h in 12.9. Three seconds better.
- top speed of 101mph (162 Km/h), 12 Km/h better.
- better consumption 28.8mpg (12Km/l).
Only Corcel's consumption is 1 km/l better, quite negligible!
Even considering that the Mustang could be much, much more powerful, have power steering, be equipped with air conditioning, automatic transmission, things that poor Corcel never dreamed of, let's not forget that the Mustang is still here today.
2. Just to correct a piece of information I used earlier, the Mustang 3.2 had 89hp but the Corcel's "90" is actually in CV SAE, which converted is also 89hp, the same power, but a better performance to the Mustang.
LMFAO.
@@Santos.Sarmento impressive, so the Corcel really is Brazil's Mustang lmao.
The heck with the Maverick, go go Corcel
@@miaugato93 maybe you're right and it really can be translated like this:
Corcel, the car of an American company, Ford, designed to deceive poor suckers of the third world into believing that it is the equivalent of the worst Mustang of all time.
It makes perfect sense.
LMFAO.
Honorable mention: in Japan, Honda's little city car was going to be the Fitta, in Swedish that means p.ssy 😬 so it went by Jazz or Fit instead
When I was younger and looked at the model lineup of Toyota in Japan I laughedso hard.
They got the models Platz and Raum( german for "space" and "room"), the Vitz sounds like german word Witz (joke),
but my favourite are the "Reiz" (german for "stimulus"), and the pretty lame van model called "Opa" (means "grandpa").
I have a Ractis, and its inoperable, but fortunately not fatal, just a small Toyota.
10:00 wait what ? Im french and for me e-tron just sound like a futuristic meaningless name!
Wait this must be because in France you Can travel 100km and sudently a word mean something totally different
Chevrolet Citation ?
hahahaa MOA Dimitri's Chevy 😂😂😂
Yes plz keep posting the videos regularly
1:20 some say if you say that name three times to the mirror at 3:00 A.M while doing that italian holding your fingers thing a Renault 5 Turbo appears on your street
1:23
5:30in fact that tattoo means luck or happiness
4:44
The Mazda Friendee Bongo always makes me smile.
4:52 oh, Minsk! Love that city, but never thought it's so like Japan.
Thank you Stpye for giving me nightmare of Japanese names. I feel so good now :).
*Sptey
*Pstye
*Tsype
*STYPE!
Sorry man, couldn't resist!
Greets!😁👍
There is a car in my country named after the fastest animal of them all, the Falcon.
And it does 0-60 in 17 seconds
Is this the Ford Falcon?
great video we need more
Let’s not forget the Hino Profia Super Dolphin
Ah, the Pajero...oh, sorry, the Montero, or the Shogun. Same SUV, different name. It was also called the Dodge Raider in the US...alongside the Montero that already existed there.
The Ferrari f**k
NICE
Looks like Ferrari used a swear word for the fxx k.
great vid. How about the Mitsubishi Starion. Oh, Jaguar also named a car after you! The Stype! All the best....
I like the fact you added the hollywood sephia filter for mexico when mentioning Mexico 😂
It's the rule