Blarg lied to all of us... - GOONS
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Peg the poop deck became an instant classic
Stop it James
Stop it john
Stop it Jamethon
Stop it Jack
I’m not gonna lie. Ever since watching that video alone on Dooo’s channel and seeing the process of them making a song together kinda inspiring me to get back into practicing an instrument. Peg the poop deck goes so hard
Matt gaslighting everyone about his hands is hilarious
James it’s too late we are coming for you
Blarg gaslighting Dooo is perfect
2:08: Dooo notices Black Hand
12:55: Mcnasty notices Black Hand
23:58: Tux notices Black Hand
every 10 minutes, someone different notices for the first time
20:15 is when tux first notices
This comment literally explained the joke. Thank you.
at 12:59 you can see doos arm go from 15 year old to 30 year old when mcnasty notices blackhand
that’s disturbing
why are you right 😂
this is the funniest comment I think I have ever read in years
The Black Hand Incident finna split the goons up it truly is a travesty
38:05 the transition in his cam is amazing
So we're just not gonna talk about the fact that Dooo's camera was taking a shit 🧍🏻♀️
perfect time for a podcast, i got an 8 hour road trip, thank you boys
just enough time to listen to this podcast 8 times!
@@ryhs0 fr
@@ryhs0almost exactly 7 times actually. 🤓
@@wingsofpizza Erm 🤓☝️
I got a 10 hr shift rn I'm about halfway let's gooo
It’s been a minute since I’ve heard tuxbird I hope him and dooo’s relationship is going well
You are an OG fan and I want to be friends
Doo’s still hiding his face behind the penguin plushie
Well he manipulated Doo and forced a kiss on him so I hope Doo got out of that abusive relationship
Wym?
@johnyg2285 there was a bit long ago where the doo and tux were lovers and it was something about face revealing or whatever
Blargs gaslighting with the glove is the star of the show
Goons need to do another fan podcast, love y'all
@@kxndxck6060your choice downy
@@kxndxck6060oh noooooo! One less listener because they involved their fanbase and had fun with fans. Crazy. Get over yourself bub. One view isn't really gonna impact anything and pretty much everyone who listened to it enjoyed it. You are very much in the minority here buddy.
@@kxndxck6060 i mean you do you i guess
Love the dooo foot slideshow
Sweet The moon is up The skodin is stoodis and the Goons are on!
The moon is up you know what that means
@@graffitiredd4709Time for some good old-fashioned Moon Gooning
@@graffitiredd4709 Fish
beautiful comment
Nice pfp
As a fellow Canadian, BIG vouch on Boston pizza. Their pepperoni makes my poo turn to sheer liquid and puts acid in my insides. I have tested this time and time again and it has consistently been their pepperoni pizza.
Yo where you eating at tho, Alberta Boston pizza is unreal. Their pizza actually tastes good but it’s the best place to eat here restaurant wise.
@@Everett211 please try one pizza place that isn’t a chain and it will be better than Boston pizza I promise you.
@@bodelawrie7217 honestly fair enough, Boston pizza isn’t really known for its pizza here tho, if you talk strictly pizza your 100% correct. The place we live though doesn’t really have many pizza places also. None known ones anyway. A place like Ontario I would understand because it probably has like fancy fancy pizza and stuff but where we are Boston pizza is like the top.
welcome back to the moon-gooning podcast
The MGP
The MGP
@@rumwrld9043yess
Welcome back to the moon pyuh
Welcome back to the moon pyuh.
Welcome back to the moon moon mo-mo-mo-moon welcome back to the
I'm sorry I don't know why my comment double posted my dementia must be getting worse
I miss when mcasty actually beat boxed for intros
every artist goes downhill in one of their genre at some point :(
he did some
he said hes also still sick which prolly doesnt help
@@alexw1432 oh duh, that makes sense now 😂
Hearing peg the poopdeck makes me want more goons music
I’ve been moon gooning all damn day, waiting for this.
Moon gooning... in the day? How obscure
@@pineappleguy368 I'm an overachiever of sorts, I suppose. Now that you mention it...I had to edit my original post because auto-correct switched it to "noon gooning". If I'd given much thought, I would've left it that way🤣
thank you editor for giving us context/clip what they talking about, especially the hockey ones. appreciate it!
10:56 blarg looks like my dementia riddled grandpa when I leave him in the mall alone
20:16 tux sees it
Tuxbird was an awesome guest, wasnt expecting him this week.
The new intro today was a certified Korn moment
i wish we could see mcnastys face because the way he moves his face for the intro with the blue is funny asf 😭
I love Tux x Goons content
23:08 exactly. Lots of people turn their nose up at some stuff like sushi - or hell, look at beef tartare, the outside is not cooked, but if prepared correctly is completely safe. Same thing as sashimi and raw fish sushi. Sometimes the culture shock of going abroad changes your perspective like being served warm fresh goat's milk, mouldy cheeses or other uncooked/unpasteurised/fermented/aged foods.
As a Pennsylvanian, dooo complementing Wawa makes me want to peg him even more.
As a Virginian who's had Wawa in Pennsylvania and Virginia Wawa has amazing food.
@@ronnielacherWAWA ON TOP 🔥
Blarg got his stripper glove on this episode
was Dooo's camera two frames per minute during the unsocking for a reason orrr did we just get shabongled for no reason
it was two frams a minute for the entire podcast
I also played hockey competitively my whole life and it looked like it could have been intentional. Did look like he was going to dodge a hit, but I’ve never seen someone’s skate go that high from a dodge
Fr. Glade that player was charged with manslaughter
It could have been, but it also could have been a genuine accident. Clint Malarchuk and Richard Zedník's injuries both resulted from accidents. It definitely could have been intentional, but I struggle to imagine a motive for it if so. Who kicks someone in a hockey game? If you're trying to kill them it would be better to do it away from cameras, and if you're just trying to play rough and put them out of the game or whatever, I would think you'd be more likely to get yourself out from an action like that.
42:12 I love that site, my dad, brother and me always used to gather round the computer to scroll and be disgusted or laugh.
Blarg fucking with them with the dinosaur glove was so goofy but so damn funny
9:49 Yes there is, at least as far as I know as a non-medical professional. To my knowledge, excessive weight or large amounts of body fat increase estrogen which in turn leads to less body hair overall.
Blarg smiling to himself every time the black hand was out made him look so cute
Jets pizza is also in Minnesota and the deep dish is amazing
Wished they weren't just outside of the metro area, need to go there one day......
i listen to the goons podcast while i sleep. idk how.
as someone from a similar area as blarg (both in ontario) seeing everyone else have no idea what common day to day things are for me caused me pain. 10/10 bought grandpas ashes with code goons
buttered biscuits I just finished edging and I'm gonna moon goon to this podcast
Dooo never leaves his room.... Hence why he doesn't know of 4 pizza places near him with the same name lol
Arabic on the merch reads and probably google translated by writing "pig ass" I think, unfortunately, that specific ass means donkey.
So it's just PIG DONKEY.
Blarg is our oil princess
It makes me very sad that Dooo was lagging so badly when he was showing his foot :( didn’t get to see the dogs :(
I never thought that seeing the slim version of Big Ed would ever make me feel nostalgic.
Now the super meta play is for when Soup gets back, the other 3 pretend the dino hand thing isn't real and all gaslight Soup for the whole podcast as a collective
HOLY SHIT BOYS, IM IN THE THUMBAIL!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKKKKKK!!!!!!
I had the gender mix up with my cat. Or at least my ex did. She came home with a kitten and said, "say hi to Ellie!" Then later that day I was playing with the lil guy and was like "babe... pretty sure these are balls." She insisted the kitten was a girl and was saying its got to be a more pronounced labia. She refused to believe Ellie was Elliot. Almost everyday for a month until we took him for his first checkup I would insist the dude had balls and would not stand for him to not be recognized as a man 😂 Then the vet called her to tell her to come pick "him" up. The vet was on speaker so this was literally me -
👁👄👁
Ex gave me a dirty look but I just sat there with a grin while she told the vet the kitten was a girl. Vet said "yeaahhh... nope.. this lil girl has definitely got some balls" i swear I laughed and kept saying told you so the whole ride there and back 😂😂
Grandpas ashes has kept me going!
Blarg the dude definitely kicked his leg up on purpose, in hockey it is emphasized that you never bring your skate up high. I literally can’t see how that was accidental.
I mean, it wouldn't be the first time an accident like that had happened. There are at least two other incidents I know of that resulted in almost identical injuries. Neither of them resulted in charges, which suggests that the people involved all thought they were genuine accidents. I don't know if it was in this case, but I don't think it's impossible either.
Fuck yeah more TUXBIRD!!!
Certified Pinhead and Dirty Dan moment
Matt Petgrave 100% intended to hurt Adam Johnson I don't think he meant to kill him but that was 100% intentional and it ended up killing him, if you watch the clip he leans on his teammate and kicks backwards there's no reason for him to kick backwards that clip you showed was someone falling down Matt Petgrave was not falling straight down he leaned over and kicked backwards that was intentional and he was arrested so obviously there was something there
the editor spoiling blarg's shirt at the end lmaoo
Jets Pizza is a Detroit chain, explains why Blarg knows it more😂
You know why Frank is a good name for a pug? Because the pug's name in the Men in Black movie with Will Smith is Frank lol
Best episodes, GOONS song. TuxBird, Blarg gaslighting.
59:45 yes he does lmao. He deserves jail
19:25 HELLA YEAH WAWA GANG!!!! BUCKEES, SHEETZ, 7/11, RUTTERS, ROYAL FARMS, MAN THEY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ON WAWA
Episode 151 Gotta Catch 'Em All
Pirate rock is something I didn't know I needed... God I love soup
FYI doo uploaded the creation of it
All four participated. They posted a video of it too
damn on my birthday you release merch this could not get any better
good to see goons x tux again, its been a hot ass minute
Eyy Buxtird I missed that silly lil guy
Everyone is surprised Blargh gaslighted everyone when he's constantly saying hes brown but hes like brown by association only.
I never really thought about it but your right that dude is a ghost
This is the first time I’m seeing TuxBird and I didn’t expect him to look like that!!!
Blarg... you opened up a WHOLE Hornets Nest with that shit ice Hockey Manslaughter take. May Allah have mercy on your soul for the people that will come after you... WILL NOT!
35:00 I feel personally attacked. Is Kaden’s need to rise up
I think tux felt personally attacked too 😭
Heyo! Doo was right in showing opinion. The hockey convo was amazing. Find more content as such!
When dooo did the outro I looked like randy from that one episode of south park when the internet went out.
Peg the poopdeck being the intro man fits the podcast💀
🎵THE VERY FIRST CHRISTMAS TO MEEEEEEEEE🎵
Blargs lil jokes are my favorite
I agree with you on the Wawa food Dooo
I love these guys, but every time Blarg says something about Christianity I just can't help but laugh because of how just blatantly incorrect he is. He's got an elementary-level grasp of the basics of the religion and talks about it as if he's super knowledgeable about it
Can confirm about Jets pizza. It’s here in Colorado and it SLAPS, those mfs can make amazing pizzas
Listen: raw (fresh and purpose raised) beef: delicious thinly cut or chopped finely with some oil, pepper and salt.
Raw chicken (and pork): salmonella.
dooos foot feezeframes are pretty great
35:36 doo elbow jumpscare
38:07 oh my god jumoscare
Lord have mercy on me, that outro had me the hardest I've been in my whole entire life...
The public has spoken, Goons album, now 😂
Just to correct Blarg.. Matt Petgrave the guy in England that was arrested for the death of the other player was not a clean player. He was known for his aggression and has been suspended and fined over it throughout his career.
38:08 sudden TheDooo foot
I currently work at a Jet's pizza in the cowboy state of the South
that pink gradient man shoutout was a deeeeeeep cut dude
Yeah, he never did catch on like Ainsley did
When spongedude and patguy went on the run and patguy says hey punk
When's the GOONS waifu cups coming? We want TheDooo waifu cups
Drinking Granpa's Ashes out of TheDoo Waifu cup while watching the Goons Podcast is peak
I live Washington State and in Rochester Washington, I can confirm we have a Quiznos and it does suck
I’m in Denver and we have a jets pizza here
I’m so sick about the Burger King hate. Compared to McDonalds, their food tastes somewhat normal for fast food. However I may be biased because my family was friends with a couple that owns multiple BK restaurants in NY and a few New England states.
I really enjoyed Tux on the podcast, I think he made it much more lively
If only we could have had Soop and Tux at the same time
There's a few Jet's Pizza places in NKY.
The whole shrimp thing doesn’t really apply to us today, it was Old Testament laws for Israel.
20:15 black hand
DOO IS A WAWA GUY LETS GO
im moon gooning to this podcast
That hockey guy got arrested... awkward blarg
It's funny. When I heard the beginning of Yo Ho (Peg the Poopdeck) in the merch intro, I thought "That sounds like an Enda Vinera guitar riff." Then I realised it technically kinda is, since McNasty did it.
My name is literally Garry and I laughed so fucking hard at this episode, best one yet.