that makes it sound like they are a groomer but they just haven't been caught though lol. i feel bad for the special kids meeting their fav minecraft YTer and the YTer is just trying to seduce them while the special kid is talking about how much they love minecraft and that YTers vids.
Can't believe Blarg is so close to 1 mil. I remember I subbed around 400k so I'm so happy to see how far he has come since then. Not even 1 mil and he's grooming miners. The goons and friends have never failed to get a laugh out of me so I just wanted to say thank you and here's to 1 mil.
That last clip was so great. I could just listen to you guys crack jokes for hours man. I love the gameplay as well but random stuff like that is so genuine and wholesome.
since im early for once, i just wanna say to blarg how much i enjoy your content and how it brought me back from a dark place, im not great but your videos really give me some joy whenever i see a new uplaod, thanks matt
Seeing you get closer and closer to 1 million subscribers is truly heartwarming. I love watching your content, it never fails to make me laugh when I’m feeling down ❤️ thank you Matt for all your hard work
Please, for the love of God, keep with series going I am loving it so much and I don’t want it to so shortly or never come back hahah I NEED you and smii7y to keep this shit alive and make it a continuous series I love this content and I want so much more of this
8k away from 1m subscribers , fuckn hell Glad to see youve grown so much as a channel and a friend group I hope you can keep this going and keep making the content you enjoy making Love ya blarg and everyone else matters too I guess lol
Me yesterday: “man; Minecraft is such a tired format for videos anymore.” Blarg drops a Minecraft video. Me today: fucking finally, some good fucking content.
In these settings, the safest thing would be to put Matt in a cage made from obsidian and throw him some food now and then. So stuff like this 7:03 dosen't happen. But then there would be no content.
Everytime I hear one of you do a Mr Krabs voice, I think of when I worked at Pizza Hut. Would grab a pair of salad bar tongs, shake em really fast and say "ME MILLIONTH DOLLAR!" 😂
To be fair, the other guys weren't helping him, and just gave him stuff rather than teaching him how to play. If they weren't recording, they would probably teach him stuff, but it provides much more content to not.
I'd fuck with seeing these guys do a serious hardcore two or three part series, i think grizzy did with another group and smii7y did it solo but these guys would be a whole other ordeal
Commenting before the vid even starts... I don't think anything you'll do in the video will make me laugh as hard as the damn thumbnail. Well done whoever made that!
Blarg playing Minecraft: Unexpected
How Blarg plays Minecraft: *Expected*
Blarg: Unexpected.
@@Arthurspendragon Blarg:Un
@@oscarpines7927 Blarg: "Hedahadahodenfrogs"
"Winning Minecraft is when you don't get outed for being a groomer."
Not even Dream himself could explain that better if he tried.
that makes it sound like they are a groomer but they just haven't been caught though lol. i feel bad for the special kids meeting their fav minecraft YTer and the YTer is just trying to seduce them while the special kid is talking about how much they love minecraft and that YTers vids.
I guess Technoblade won Minecraft, but to be fair he died recently.
@@FuckingAbrekai he didn't die recently lmao he been dead for awhile
@@kaiheejeu True, but the wound is still fresh for me
"try not to groom challenge" 💀
Never thought I’d see Blarg on Minecraft but I’m here for it
Wasn’t he on the first purge server?
He was on the purge smp
Causal. “But I’m here for it” 🥴🥴🥴🤡🤡🤡
@@desperate4dopamine Get a pfp and a better username before trying to attack people for no reason, kay?
Frog
honestly i think matt having never played minecraft before makes this so much funnier.
Seeing how they all reacted and how clueless blarg was, I would absolutely love to see these guys play Ark💀
Anygays, ignoring that fake account above me, YES- OH MY GOSH IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS.
Ark survival Evolved?
@@thedyingmeme6 Y e s
I absolutely second this
@@Message_My_Teiegram_Am_Blarg bot cant even spell telegram right lmfao
Whoever made this bot account is the reason poptarts have instructions
Can't believe Blarg is so close to 1 mil. I remember I subbed around 400k so I'm so happy to see how far he has come since then. Not even 1 mil and he's grooming miners. The goons and friends have never failed to get a laugh out of me so I just wanted to say thank you and here's to 1 mil.
This comment had me all types of messed up
I swear mans has been close to 1 mil for 3 years at this point.
I was here when he had hit 100k, I always laughed also
I was here when he had hit 10k, I always laughed also
I was here when he was born, what a proud window washer I am
27:06 Leave it to Matt to accidentally leak the server IP address
i was looking for this comment
“Winning Minecraft is when you don’t get outed for being a groomer”
GoDDAMN, Matt coming in HOT
Blarg playing Minecraft is like waiting for a plastic bottle to decay
😂😂 Blarg having freedom in a video game is almost illegal
Rare Blarg Minecarft upload after having my worst day at work this year is the closest thing that I'd consider an actual miracle.
I love that everyones skin is representative of their channel characters and then Blarg is just *buff minion*
I love how Smitty this entire series is just an angry single mom trying to control their kids behavior.
27 minutes of Matt giving his friends heart attacks!
You know that Matt’s never played cause he started out in third person 😂😂 I love it
He was in the first purge smp. He’s played before
@@immortalset6 Thats true i forgot about that
That last clip was so great. I could just listen to you guys crack jokes for hours man. I love the gameplay as well but random stuff like that is so genuine and wholesome.
😂SO many of matt's jokes go unnoticed and it's so funny 😂
since im early for once, i just wanna say to blarg how much i enjoy your content and how it brought me back from a dark place, im not great but your videos really give me some joy whenever i see a new uplaod, thanks matt
I love how much Blarg and Puffer act like siblings lmao
Quest: Blarg must go on a noble journey to collect a frog and make it his pet.
@Blarg Pretty sure this is a scam
Matt subtly leaking the server ip at the end will definitely not have any repercussions what so ever😂😅
Just watched that part & oh boy I fear for what may happen
Good luck getting white listed
@@BlargMyShnoople What can I offer
@@BlargMyShnoople damn i was about to open up minecraft and try to join, you really got carried with that leak by your friends who know minecraft
puffer just babysitting blarg the entire time
This was so unbelievably funny and entertaining, keep up the great work Blarg!!
Watch Blarg break that diamond with a stone pickaxe hurt me a lot.
Glad to see Blarg playing Minecraft.
Man I cant believe we're this close to seeing blarg hit a million subscribers, been here for a while and I'm happy to see it for him 🙏
Seeing you get closer and closer to 1 million subscribers is truly heartwarming. I love watching your content, it never fails to make me laugh when I’m feeling down ❤️ thank you Matt for all your hard work
Been here since 200 thousand subs and it’s so awesome to see how close blarg is to 1 million! Almost there!
Blarg my man, i gotta admit you can’t be upset if this video gets demonetized with that thumbnail LMAOOO
I haven't laughed this much in a 30 minute time span
Please do more of this
As soon as I heard “I’m hitting rock with another rock” I knew I was in for a perfect minecraft speed run
Puffer: I sure hope noody dies right now.
Blarg: Currently underwater beating up fish.
*sees Blarg's Cyberpunk 2077 background.* I see you are a man of culture, as well.
Grizzy, Puffer, Smiity, and Blarg + Minecraft Survival and sync death = Perfect Chaos
Smizzy‘s ‚I can tell‘!! Was personal af 😂😂😂
Man the Dream Stan's gonna LOVE this one
You’re so close to 1 mil I cannot wait. You deserve it all. Love your content. Keep doing you
Bro made the most insane intro for the worst jokes and the dumbest session. I love it!
Please, for the love of God, keep with series going I am loving it so much and I don’t want it to so shortly or never come back hahah I NEED you and smii7y to keep this shit alive and make it a continuous series I love this content and I want so much more of this
27:01 SMii7Y's Casey Frey reference is amazing
I literally listen to ur videos at work every day for the comedic value. Thank u for ur goofy ass
18:24 the excitement in matt's voice xD
8k away from 1m subscribers , fuckn hell
Glad to see youve grown so much as a channel and a friend group I hope you can keep this going and keep making the content you enjoy making
Love ya blarg and everyone else matters too I guess lol
3:20 i think this reply to grizzy from Matt here might be the most unintentional Canadian sounding I've ever heard from him 😂
Blarg needs to make a singleplayer minecraft run where he learns all the shit.
13:52 Smii7y is such a mom here lol
100% on a different list now. Man you just keep expanding. First a terrorist list and now a predator list. New blarg expansion is wild.
This is a certified Horace Greeley moment.
I find it really wholesome that Blarg kept the Nautalis she'll be looted from the drowned.
Already the best Minecraft Yourubers
Me yesterday: “man; Minecraft is such a tired format for videos anymore.”
Blarg drops a Minecraft video.
Me today: fucking finally, some good fucking content.
Blarg with the IP leak at the end xD
I'm upset no one heard Blarg's joke at 5:25
"Guys? Who wants soup? I found a bat."
I'm pretty sure everyone else was closer to that lightning than Grizzy was.
I wish SMII7Y uploaded as fast as Blarg so we could see his POV before these videos became a week old
Ooo Cyberpunk background very niiice. Also we should start called Matt MinionLad or is the too out of pocket lmao
5:57 …well, at least the closed captions got it right.
I love these videos!! Def not cause I like the game or anything!!
Okay Dream. Smitty on them cows were hilarious. lmao
Ngl, I would live to see more Minecraft from you guys, this was hilarious
Blarg being chased by the ender man fucking killed me lol
This is the best thing ever 😂 my favorite bit was the "Jesus cows "
Me: **turns off ad blocker**
Video: **gets 7 unskippable ads**
Me: I love you Matt. I just fucking hate TH-cam.
Matt not shift clicking to quick stack hurts me physically
i come here for, and only for, the sheer chaos of da bois
It’s a great day when Matt uploads
matt is the funniest person to ever live i swear he deserves 10 mill subs tbh
In these settings, the safest thing would be to put Matt in a cage made from obsidian and throw him some food now and then.
So stuff like this 7:03 dosen't happen.
But then there would be no content.
Him finding a complete amethyst geode and running bye it was insane
"Is that lava?" *swims right into it and is surprised it hurts*
Cant wait for Blarg to hit 1 mil. Your so close keep goin man
"THEY'RE BEATING ME"
Damn during February too?
Everytime I hear one of you do a Mr Krabs voice, I think of when I worked at Pizza Hut. Would grab a pair of salad bar tongs, shake em really fast and say "ME MILLIONTH DOLLAR!" 😂
Imma be real with y'all, we NEED more minecraft vids from Blarg
Its like watching vanoss being clueless af😂😂😂😂
Top tier content boys🔥💯
I didn't think Id enjoy this so much.
Let's keep blarg at 998,00p subs for at least a year 🤣
Just the “It’s rAHHW” made my cackle
You can tell it is Matts first time in minecraft because he hasn't increased his brightness settings lol :D
Wonder how long this series will last lol
New Matt upload just dropped
This reminds me of the first time my friends dropped me into a Minecraft game. It went horribly wrong
When Puffer said Matt is training the spiders and zombies. It reminded me to see them play Kino Zombies on BO3
I can already tell this is going to be complete chaos
Watching a grown man struggle to play a kids game is equal parts hilarious and frustrating lmao, I swear Matt’s brain is the same as a 3 year old’s
To be fair, the other guys weren't helping him, and just gave him stuff rather than teaching him how to play. If they weren't recording, they would probably teach him stuff, but it provides much more content to not.
@@summerlovinxx I would refrain from diagnosing people with disabilities, Twitter goblins might be lurking around after seeing the thumbnail.
Come on guys!!!! If there is anyone who deserves 1 Million Subs, It's definitely Matt/Blarg. Let's get that last 9k
I hope Matt and Grizzy go to Italy to recreate the minion & bear on a boat.
One dies we all die
It’s like friendly fire but better 😂😂
Matt living in a cave? Seems fitting.
Finally Minecraft. We’ve waited
GOOD
Nothing stands between a Gamer and a good sech when you parking Memecraft
I'd fuck with seeing these guys do a serious hardcore two or three part series, i think grizzy did with another group and smii7y did it solo but these guys would be a whole other ordeal
Someone tell him to turn up his in-game brightness!
Commenting before the vid even starts... I don't think anything you'll do in the video will make me laugh as hard as the damn thumbnail. Well done whoever made that!
Anything thats got Blarg in it, makes its better.
I had to ask myself if I had shrooms when I heard blargs intro in a Minecraft vid
24:54 mad hostility 😂😂😂
You’re so close to 1M Blarg!!
Man grizzy was really jealous about most of the mobs being able to swim
*wait till he finds out about the endermen*
The fact that the endermen followed him down is hilarious 😂 😂