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I'm having a weird moment here. This LOOKS like the Modern Rogue, it SOUNDS like the Modern Rogue, it FEELS like the Modern Rogue but it can't be the Modern Rogue because they... got it right....? Can't be.
There was one time, at a renaissance fair, I did an axe throwing challenge. We were given three tries, and I didn't hit the target on any of them. However, two of the axes became embedded in the dirt, handles first. I turned to the guy running the game and asked if I could get a prize for that. He turned and stared at what I had done for a solid sixty seconds, or so, then turned back to me and said "No, but that's legitimately impressive."
I got sort of the opposite story. In my college friend group, I’m apparently known to be the most “Midwest” whatever they mean by that. And we had an axe-throwing event at a fair in the nearby town. Being the first time, they all got on the target board but not accurate. And I’m on the side with 4/5 axes near the center and thinking “This is not helping my image.” So I’m now Mr. Midwest to them which I guess could be worse.
@@TheStrangerous okay, that's fair, but on the other hand, consider that it would be *excellent* content. Not to mention the absolute most hilarious way to reset the counter. Imagine. You sucessfully made every tree in a five kilometer radius fear for its life, danced with death and walked away unscathed, and yet, the manic gerbil man got head trauma nonetheless, and it's all on camera. Beautiful.
"Wherever you hit: 'That's where I was aiming!'" I know you guys have talked about the Texas sharpshooter's fallacy on the show before, but I didn't think it'd be applied so literally.
I went axe throwing with my half brother once, they taught us an underhand throw. It felt a bit awkward, but it was so badass to finally land one of those.
8:07 That moment when you wonder if they discussed Jason pretending to fail, behind the scenes, in order to lengthen the episode and increase amount of instruction..? "Nah, the viewers deserve a win...and we need one."
This is why I love axe throwing. It's so simple you just have to know what to look, and listen, for. It's also just challenging enough to not get boring. And I mean the inner viking just screams when you do it.
Brian's unbridled joy at having achieved "a perfect episode", chef's kiss Also, I will totally buy a Modern Rouge shirt that says 'Unprepared for Success"
Brian's celebration of doing well reminds me quite a lot of Bert Kreischer winning a cheese burger making contest against Sebastian Maniscalco and handling it in a totally calm and professional manner. Not at all surprised by an unexpected result and totally kept his composure.
I grew up in the country the sort of place where you just let kids go into the forest and shout for them when diners ready. Anyway I remember I had a hatchet that my grandfather had rehandled with me and I would just through it as hard as possible at a wooden bord and it would bounce back and hit me a few times, never the blade part, you know to complete lack of fear children have. Anyway eventually I learned to stick it at any distance by putting the right amount of spin on it, I understand why they didn't teach them that but it's much more fun because then you can land trick shots at any time.
Some friends and I were just talking about trying out an axe throwing place that recently opened near us, and I gotta say, I'm feeling a lot more confident about it now. If these two can pick it up that quickly, then surely anyone can! X)
I don't know whats nerdier, that Justin successfully nailed an axe throw and said "Oya, Kandosii!" or the fact that immediately went... "That's Mandalorian..."
I used to teach tomahawk throwing. It really is amazing how easy it is... provided everything is stationary. Throwing while running at moving targets, now that's fun.
So now that you’ve mastered parkour and axe throwing, are we going to see an episode on you guys learning how to flip through the air while throwing an axe, like a Russian Spec Ops?
And just when I thought axe throwing was a good way to get myself on the show 😂 Speaking of that. I have an Atlatl expert for you guys. He’s an Experimental anthropology student
Hot damn gentlemen, that actually was a perfect episode! Congrats to you and the crew!!!!! However, I consider every episode of yours to be perfect, so thanks for another one fellas!
Hatchet throwing, Florida man and wife, seems about right. The only thing that DIDN'T make sense is when the nice Florida Woman said "safety first" ... That phrase doesn't exist in Florida.
Brian, I am equally as proud of you for your second throw! Nice work homie! Jason, first and third? If y'all keep up with successes can this channel still go on!? Much lovie guys
One time my coworkers and I got a bit sidetracked clearing a line in the forest (for digging the trench for power cable) It turned in hatchet trowing competition :P bets were made but I outright refused to participate in betting for/against anything. I think they were happy that I did as I was nailing all throws after the first that went handle first.
Hate to say it but Jason's second throw was not a "javelin", he under rotated by throwing too fast. I've been an axe throwing instructor for over 2 years and I didn't even have to play that one back to see the problem. The teaching techniques in this video are a bit outdated but solid overall. I love to see videos with axe throwing coming to channels like this.
When I'd thrown a fireman's hatchet a school friend had 'acquired' some way (probably by his dad), I was side throwing it, left handed so it went in slanted. My 12 year old mind just thought 'I'll lean over a s**tload and then it'll fly straight!'....... I wasn't wrong neither 😂!! Once I'd got my distance and angle of leaning right, I could throw that insulated hatchet with such demonic, rage force that we had to cut it out of a tree a number of times. Damn, I wish I was 12 year old again with a fireman's hatchet, insulated to 20,000v. GOOD TIMES!!!
I created this new alcoholic shot for Brain specifically, thanks to one of his most recent videos... "The Bushwood Fire" PSA - This cocktail should not exist. Do not attempt to make this cocktail. Any attempt at making this cocktail should not be consumed, by anyone, ever. Should you attempt to consume anyone's attempt at making this cocktail, you are waiving all possible liabilities that I and/or any other party or parties may have otherwise been held to, as you are blatantly ignoring this warning. You have been warned! For this recipe, you will need: (For the Syrup) 1 lbs or 454 grams of fresh, ripe strawberries. 1/2 pound or 227 grams of fresh, ripe, carolina reaper chillies. 1 quart (1 litre) of everclear vodka (96.4% pure food-grade ethanol) 1 cup packed demerara sugar. 1 cup Water (As little as needed) (For the Shot) 1 tsp. Lemon Juice 1 tsp Salt 1 ounce Premade "Brushwood Fire" Syrup 1/2 ounce white vinegar Lemon Wheel or Maraschino cherry for garnish. Tall 2-ounce Shot Glasses are recommended. For this, you will take the chillies and strawberries, and first freeze them solid. Best done slowly in your fridge freezer overnight, to allow large ice crystals to form, breaking the tender cell-walls of the strawberries and chillies and releasing all that tender goodness inside. Afterwards, in a powerful blender (or in small batches) blend/grind/puree the chillies, and strawberries in the everclear. Take the resulting mash and allow it to sit in a sealed container in a normal refrigerator for 7-10 days, shaking occasionally. Once that is done, separate out the solids using a fine-mesh sieve, and/or possibly a coffee filter (depending on desired clarity). Once complete, you can then dissolve the sugar into as little water as possible, stirring over medium/low heat until completely dissolved, and mix with the everclear, creating a sweet, fiery strawberry liquor that tastes quite nice, and will burn you from the inside out while knocking you on your ass drunk. Now, to create the shot, use lemon juice and salt to rim a tall shot-glass. If you are garnishing with a cherry, insert it NOW. Pour in the syrup, and then CAREFULLY pour the vinegar on top, over a spoon, to keep easily discernable layers. If garnishing with Lemon wheel, place on side of shot now. The shot is best enjoyed NEVER, but if you even think of attempting this, down it all at once. Also, never let Jason Murphy know this exists, or Brian Brushwood will be forced to endure... The Brushwood Fire!
Holy cow, I've been wanting to try axe and knife throwing for a while but I've been intimidated by it. If Brian and Jason can do it in two throws, there's a CHANCE I might not dismember myself in the process!
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A PERFECT EPISODE! 🤯
Next: Competition Chainsaw Building Competition and Demo at the Big John Miller Memorial West Coast Lumberjack Show
A new tagline has been achieved: "The Modern Rogue: Unprepared for Success"
I'd buy that shirt
@@simpleChoas33 100% tshirt
Please put that on a shirt
Should get that as a tattoo
I'm having a weird moment here. This LOOKS like the Modern Rogue, it SOUNDS like the Modern Rogue, it FEELS like the Modern Rogue but it can't be the Modern Rogue because they... got it right....? Can't be.
I'm as confused as you are.
I'm still amazed that this episode didn't take us all day.
It was a pleasure to coach the two of you!
I had no idea this episode was coming, but the timing was perfect as I have a hatchet throwing session scheduled for tonight. 😅
Jason Murphy, it's Friday the 13th... This is your opposite day.
Pretty jason will you be my friemd
You guys were great students!
There was one time, at a renaissance fair, I did an axe throwing challenge. We were given three tries, and I didn't hit the target on any of them. However, two of the axes became embedded in the dirt, handles first. I turned to the guy running the game and asked if I could get a prize for that. He turned and stared at what I had done for a solid sixty seconds, or so, then turned back to me and said "No, but that's legitimately impressive."
For the entire 60 seconds he was just thinking “I wish I could give them a small prize but I think I would get fired “ lmao that is impressive though
I got sort of the opposite story.
In my college friend group, I’m apparently known to be the most “Midwest” whatever they mean by that. And we had an axe-throwing event at a fair in the nearby town. Being the first time, they all got on the target board but not accurate.
And I’m on the side with 4/5 axes near the center and thinking “This is not helping my image.”
So I’m now Mr. Midwest to them which I guess could be worse.
@@Scotty-vs4lf imagine your boss firing you over a $.12 stuffed animal
@@thisaccountisntreal107 People have been fired for FAR less.
I enjoy seeing how easily Jason was holding Brian that whole time.
It's was a perfect bro hug for sure.
I had a brief thought to raise him up over my head, Dirty Dancing style, but then I thought, "Yeah, let's not drop your co-host onto his head."
@@TheStrangerous okay, that's fair, but on the other hand, consider that it would be *excellent* content. Not to mention the absolute most hilarious way to reset the counter.
Imagine. You sucessfully made every tree in a five kilometer radius fear for its life, danced with death and walked away unscathed, and yet, the manic gerbil man got head trauma nonetheless, and it's all on camera.
Beautiful.
They’ve done it before. Waiting for the Modern Rogue romance episode
@@TheStrangerous As I read this I pictured it in my head with a clarity I've never experienced before. 🤣🤣🤣💀👻👼
"Wherever you hit: 'That's where I was aiming!'"
I know you guys have talked about the Texas sharpshooter's fallacy on the show before, but I didn't think it'd be applied so literally.
also a t-shirt
We are so glad our coaches Melissa and Justin could help you achieve the PERFECT EPISODE! Congrats!!
PERFECT EPISODE!!! NOBODY LOST ANYTHING AND THEY LEARNED SOMETHING COOL!!
“Discovered how underprepared for success we are” - best quote ever!
Brian jumping into Jason’s arms is something I didn’t know I needed
Me neither
This brought a bigger smile to my face than probably anything else in 2021. Love you guys!
Aw the best nostalgia hit, did axe throwing on my second date with my partner here in Australia, and we just celebrated two years together! 💕
Congrats!!
I was expecting the injury counter to go down during their celebration. Would have been epic.
Brian trips and stubs his toe 😭
I went axe throwing with my half brother once, they taught us an underhand throw. It felt a bit awkward, but it was so badass to finally land one of those.
I kind of wanted to try that, but didn't want to jinx it.
There's an axe throwing half brother accident joke in there somewhere
@@snakex555 I went axe throwing with my half brother, he was my full brother before.
8:07
That moment when you wonder if they discussed Jason pretending to fail, behind the scenes, in order to lengthen the episode and increase amount of instruction..? "Nah, the viewers deserve a win...and we need one."
Pssh. You're giving us way too much credit.
been having a rough week i just LOVE hearing the pure visceral joy from these 2 when they succeed. its like pure.
7:40 - That hug is too real, I can't handle the wholesome.
honestly what happens when you listen to great teachers, the amount of information they gave in the first few minutes was amazing, good work rogues !
i aspire to one day have a bromance as strong as brian and jason's
I don't know how I feel about Brian succeeding so well 🤣🤣
EDIT: I'm all about that Raycon dance 🤣😭🤣
As a previous axe throwing league champion i find it awesome that they nailed it and made axe throwing look more approachable
Thanks for that!
Those are some good teachers
Brian's victory-lap happy-dance was the most adorable thing I've ever seen.
I'm very sorry for your loss. I hope you all, along with his family, are copeing well.
They were never ready for such success, it was amazing
We definitely need more of Brian mounting Jason
Is Brian on a new anti-depressant or something these last few episodes? lol
Brian IS an antidepressant.
"We definitely need more of Brian mounting Jason"
R34 moment.
@@fellenXD I'm sure R34 has been broke plenty of times with these two.
Uh, phrasing
This is why I love axe throwing. It's so simple you just have to know what to look, and listen, for. It's also just challenging enough to not get boring. And I mean the inner viking just screams when you do it.
these episodes are getting increasingly more manic and I'm totally here for it
Brian's unbridled joy at having achieved "a perfect episode", chef's kiss
Also, I will totally buy a Modern Rouge shirt that says 'Unprepared for Success"
Brian's celebration of doing well reminds me quite a lot of Bert Kreischer winning a cheese burger making contest against Sebastian Maniscalco and handling it in a totally calm and professional manner. Not at all surprised by an unexpected result and totally kept his composure.
I grew up in the country the sort of place where you just let kids go into the forest and shout for them when diners ready. Anyway I remember I had a hatchet that my grandfather had rehandled with me and I would just through it as hard as possible at a wooden bord and it would bounce back and hit me a few times, never the blade part, you know to complete lack of fear children have. Anyway eventually I learned to stick it at any distance by putting the right amount of spin on it, I understand why they didn't teach them that but it's much more fun because then you can land trick shots at any time.
Some friends and I were just talking about trying out an axe throwing place that recently opened near us, and I gotta say, I'm feeling a lot more confident about it now. If these two can pick it up that quickly, then surely anyone can! X)
Condolences to the family of Andrew Hackard.
Yes, and my he rest in peace and be remembered well
He was a genuinely good dude.
I don't know whats nerdier, that Justin successfully nailed an axe throw and said "Oya, Kandosii!" or the fact that immediately went... "That's Mandalorian..."
He SPEAKS Mandolorian! It was wild. :)
OMG what an amazingly beautiful ending that was to this episode!!!
*sniff*...
I used to teach tomahawk throwing. It really is amazing how easy it is... provided everything is stationary. Throwing while running at moving targets, now that's fun.
So now that you’ve mastered parkour and axe throwing, are we going to see an episode on you guys learning how to flip through the air while throwing an axe, like a Russian Spec Ops?
You've clearly confused us with someone competent.
@@TheStrangerous uhm, you have had quite a number of successes lately, so, uhm, partially successfull when under supervision seems about right.
Adam Celadin can probably show them some moves
Dude pushes off trees then quick throws three knives on target
"Today I learned how unprepared for success we are." is one of the best phrases to describe this channel and community.
This episode felt like a good classic episode, but successful! Great job guys
brian and jason both succeed at something? that's not them! it's a changelings invasion!!
the childlike glee of brian is just so glorious to see
4:45 Did...did he just speak Mandalorian?
This is the way.
Yes, my husband speaks it and can read arabesh. Because he's awesome
Underneath, I have an add for injury insurance, seems reasonable for this channel
BRIAN FINALLY DID A THING! 👏👏👏🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊
I have no words other than, I wish You well, Andrew's family and loved ones.
The part with Jason and Brian celebrating is gonna be a meme. I can already tell!
The energy of this episode is so wonderful. 🤘
We had so much fun!
Full on expected Jason and Brian to reset the injury counter in their celebrations :) Cheers to subverting expectations, dudes
Got an ad for the "all new rogue" from Nissan... kinda fitting.
The Modern Rogue. Dexterity First. Safety Second
Nice job on the perfect episode, Modern Rogue team! Though, hearing a "Kandosii" in the wild made my brain glitch lol
And just when I thought axe throwing was a good way to get myself on the show 😂 Speaking of that. I have an Atlatl expert for you guys. He’s an Experimental anthropology student
Hot damn gentlemen, that actually was a perfect episode! Congrats to you and the crew!!!!! However, I consider every episode of yours to be perfect, so thanks for another one fellas!
Awwww. No *YOU'RE* perfect, Sean!
Been to this place! Representing Orlando!
Florida man teaches Modern Rogue axe throwing responsibility and safety.
Heh. I kinda like that.
"Unprepared for Success" shirts when?
We'll take two, please!
Omg, I think it's the first time I have seen Brian hear shoes!
He always hears shoes, but he never listens. Not till today apparently!😄
@@TheRealAlpha2 I like what you did there. 😏
Jason carrying Brian... didn't expect that even the thumbnail
She's pretty rad.
Hatchet throwing, Florida man and wife, seems about right. The only thing that DIDN'T make sense is when the nice Florida Woman said "safety first" ... That phrase doesn't exist in Florida.
They're getting more trainable!
This is hilarious to see because yesterday was literally my first day as an axe throwing coach hahaha
"Today I learned how unprepared for success we are."
"WE SHOT A PERFECT EPISODE!"
Glasses up for Andrew.
Ok but like... we're all genuinely impressed.
Everything about this episode was beautiful, well done guys!
Thanks!!
the perfect example of quit while you're ahead.
Wiiiiine tumbler! And those dance moves are slick.
WIIIIINE TUMBLER!!!
Swin swing swing chop chop chop. Nice episode fam.
That Dave and busters axe throwing game won't know what hit it
Crying laughing at this. Thank you.
YES!! i love axe throwing, it's sooo fun! So glad to see y'all doing it
"what are their names and have they tasted blood?"
"yes and no we don't name them"
Fitting that they used the "Texas sharpshooter fallacy." Ha!
I love greenscreen Brian and Clockwork Orange Jason.
Brian, I am equally as proud of you for your second throw! Nice work homie! Jason, first and third? If y'all keep up with successes can this channel still go on!? Much lovie guys
Hugs and kisses, pal!
One time my coworkers and I got a bit sidetracked clearing a line in the forest (for digging the trench for power cable)
It turned in hatchet trowing competition :P
bets were made but I outright refused to participate in betting for/against anything.
I think they were happy that I did as I was nailing all throws after the first that went handle first.
Was wounding why this episode was so short. Good job guys.
THEY DID A PERFECT EPISODE!!!
They finally did it. The sons of guns actually did it.
MR peaks at 10:00
The perfect episode!!!
Hate to say it but Jason's second throw was not a "javelin", he under rotated by throwing too fast. I've been an axe throwing instructor for over 2 years and I didn't even have to play that one back to see the problem. The teaching techniques in this video are a bit outdated but solid overall. I love to see videos with axe throwing coming to channels like this.
...are we sure this is the right channel? Nothing went wrong, nobody got injured or anything.
When I'd thrown a fireman's hatchet a school friend had 'acquired' some way (probably by his dad), I was side throwing it, left handed so it went in slanted. My 12 year old mind just thought 'I'll lean over a s**tload and then it'll fly straight!'....... I wasn't wrong neither 😂!! Once I'd got my distance and angle of leaning right, I could throw that insulated hatchet with such demonic, rage force that we had to cut it out of a tree a number of times. Damn, I wish I was 12 year old again with a fireman's hatchet, insulated to 20,000v. GOOD TIMES!!!
Best add ever!
Bring on the Add Dragon!
I created this new alcoholic shot for Brain specifically, thanks to one of his most recent videos... "The Bushwood Fire"
PSA - This cocktail should not exist. Do not attempt to make this cocktail. Any attempt at making this cocktail should not be consumed, by anyone, ever. Should you attempt to consume anyone's attempt at making this cocktail, you are waiving all possible liabilities that I and/or any other party or parties may have otherwise been held to, as you are blatantly ignoring this warning. You have been warned!
For this recipe, you will need:
(For the Syrup)
1 lbs or 454 grams of fresh, ripe strawberries.
1/2 pound or 227 grams of fresh, ripe, carolina reaper chillies.
1 quart (1 litre) of everclear vodka (96.4% pure food-grade ethanol)
1 cup packed demerara sugar.
1 cup Water (As little as needed)
(For the Shot)
1 tsp. Lemon Juice
1 tsp Salt
1 ounce Premade "Brushwood Fire" Syrup
1/2 ounce white vinegar
Lemon Wheel or Maraschino cherry for garnish.
Tall 2-ounce Shot Glasses are recommended.
For this, you will take the chillies and strawberries, and first freeze them solid. Best done slowly in your fridge freezer overnight, to allow large ice crystals to form, breaking the tender cell-walls of the strawberries and chillies and releasing all that tender goodness inside. Afterwards, in a powerful blender (or in small batches) blend/grind/puree the chillies, and strawberries in the everclear. Take the resulting mash and allow it to sit in a sealed container in a normal refrigerator for 7-10 days, shaking occasionally. Once that is done, separate out the solids using a fine-mesh sieve, and/or possibly a coffee filter (depending on desired clarity).
Once complete, you can then dissolve the sugar into as little water as possible, stirring over medium/low heat until completely dissolved, and mix with the everclear, creating a sweet, fiery strawberry liquor that tastes quite nice, and will burn you from the inside out while knocking you on your ass drunk.
Now, to create the shot, use lemon juice and salt to rim a tall shot-glass. If you are garnishing with a cherry, insert it NOW. Pour in the syrup, and then CAREFULLY pour the vinegar on top, over a spoon, to keep easily discernable layers. If garnishing with Lemon wheel, place on side of shot now.
The shot is best enjoyed NEVER, but if you even think of attempting this, down it all at once. Also, never let Jason Murphy know this exists, or Brian Brushwood will be forced to endure... The Brushwood Fire!
I knew it would be a perfect episode when it started with a raycon dance
10:48- 32 hours? Half of a Brandon Sanderson novel? Sounds about right.
9:07 I almost feel bad for pointing this out, but Jason's throw was definitely an under rotation, not a "javelin".
agreed
We need a Chip and Texas episode lmao
0:10 I'll be sure to use this next time some homeboy is dissing my fly girl.
How are these guys still allowed around sharp things? Cory, I thought you were watching them
We took good care of them
Rest in Peace Andrew Hackard.
Best ad ever.
Holy cow, I've been wanting to try axe and knife throwing for a while but I've been intimidated by it. If Brian and Jason can do it in two throws, there's a CHANCE I might not dismember myself in the process!
Unprepared for Success...
Guys I will pay good money for that on a t-shirt
In Florida the next step is to learn to throw the axe while mounted to your pet gator
It's smooth until they chase something into the water
I love how I discovered this channel because of watching a netflix show starring Brian 🤣
Hacking the System helped us get there easier and with less hassle! Such a great program
People are talking about how easily Brian got it, but that's not Brian. That's a bad impostor who wears close-toed shoes.