Friend: So I have to go to the orthodontist today." Me: (in fake British accent) "Oh my good lord, what about the Biannual International Amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships?!" Friend: *Stares* *Backs away slowly*
"Seems to me like what we're doing here is communicating cognitive dissonance using musical dissonance." - The actor playing the Children's Entertainer for the production I was in
@@anamay7988 there's actually only one difference in the two! mrs wormwood says gas in the broadway version while in the original version she says wind instead
Am I the only one concerned about the mom telling her VERY young child that she has to cut down on the cream? that’s how eating disorders start, and that girl is like six years old
I mean, when you’re a child you’re not really supposed to eat unhealthy foods that much? It bites back when puberty comes and a kid can get eating disorders BY not being restrained when it comes to food anyway.
I agree, I think there’s a better way to stop a child from becoming obese from junk food and sweets which is introducing healthy foods and putting a limit to how much unhealthy foods they eat in a day without shaming them
I've listened to this over and over again. I'm currently in my local Community theaters production of Matilda. And I am the Doctor and Sergei as well as ensemble in other dance numbers
I’ll be auditioning for my high school production of Matilda in a few months. I’m hoping for the part of Matilda but any role would be an honor to play.
This version of miracle is superior to the movie version 100% I'll die on that hill. I like the stage version of this song better because it showed the kids (older from like 6 to 11 years old I believe) to be Bratty and the Parents to be extremely entitled And here out comes Matilda who comes from a neglectful and awful household to contrast the fact these kids and parents really don't realize how privilaged and loving they are as families and thus that unfairness of the kids getting spoiled to death further rubs it in Matildas face who doesn't get that.The movie version is more tame and looses the sarcastic edge and irony of the stage version ESPECIALLY what the Birthday Party guy says at the beginning 😂
My community theatre(Theatre at Latitude 58) is doing this play and at rehearsals I always die laughing when Mr Wormwood says "Wheres his thingie?!" 😂😂😂
I currently got auditions for Matilda at a theater that I love in a week and I’m hoping for the role of Lavender. I’m gonna do “My House” but I wanna practice her section in Miracle in case I need to show what I can do with her. I got a bit of practice on the musical since my middle school was doing it until COVID shut it down 2 weeks before performance time. I was a different role but the show was two school years ago.
I enjoyed the Netflix adaptation which was my how I was introduced to the Matilda Musical- but the vocals don't compare to the Broadway cast's recording.
Oh the musical is based on the book :D miracle is based on a monologue dahl said in the begging of the book on how parents treat there kids and tell there kids that there special when really there not that much
My mummy says I'm a miracle. My daddy says I'm his special little guy. I am a princess, And I am a prince. Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky. My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. No one is as handsome, strong as me. It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge, But I'm his little soldier! Hop, 2-4-3! [Chorus:] My mummy says I'm a miracle. One look at my face, and it's plain to see. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me! My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. No one is as bold or tough as me. Has my daddy told you, One day when I'm older, I can be a soldier, And shoot you in the face? One can hardly move for beauty and brilliance these days. It seems that there are millions of these one-in-a-millions these days. Special-ness seems de rigueur. Above average is average - go figure. Is it is some modern miracle of calculus, That such frequent miracles don't render each one un-miraculous? [Repeat Chorus] My mummy says I'm a precious barrelina. She has never seen a prettier barrelina. She says if I'm keen, I have to cut down on the cream, But I'm a barrelina, SO GIVE ME MORE CAKE! Take another picture of our angel in that costume that I made. The role of tree has never been portrayed with such convincing sway. That's right, honey, look at mummy! Don't put honey on your brother. Smile for mummy; smile for mother! I think she blinked. Well, take another! Have you seen his school report? He got a 'C' on his report! What?! We'll have to change his school. That teacher's clearly falling short. She's just delightful. So precarious and insightful. Might she be a little brighter than the norm? I know to boys it's frightful form! (Take another!) My mummy says I'm a miracle. (She looks lovely in this light.) One look at my face, and it's plain to see. (Honey... Honey...) Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, (Don't put honey on your brother.) It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me! My mummy says I'm a miracle. That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball. You can be all cynical, but it's a truth empirical. There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as me! [Interlude] Every life I bring into this world restores my faith in humankind. Each new-born life, a canvas yet unpainted... This still unbroken skin... This uncorrupted mind... [Bridge:] Every life is unbelievably unlikely. The chances of existence, almost infinitely small. The most common thing in life is life, And yet every single life bearing new life is a miracle! Miracle! [Interlude] Oh, my undercarriage doesn't feel quite normal. My skin looks just revolting in this foul fluorescent light, And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, semi-Spanish gown I should be wearing in the semi-finals tonight. I should be dancing the tarantella - Cui buon fare Italiano. [Italian: With good Italian manner] Not dressed in hospital cotton, With a smarting front bottom, And this horrible - (Miracle!) Smelly little - (Miracle!) Weakly little bowl of fat! (What the hell was that?) Would someone give this thing a bottle? Or swap it for a later model! Why do bad things always happen to good people? Fine, upstanding citizens like you and me? Why, when we've done nothing wrong, Should this disaster come along? This horrible, weird-looking, Hairy little stinky feet... With no sign of a winky-dink at all! Miracle! Miracle! She's a miracle! A Miracle! Every life's a miracle! The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen! I can't find his frank & beans! [Repeat Bridge] [Repeat Chorus] My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm. My daddy says I'm a bore. My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ, That kids like me should be against the law. My daddy says I should learn to shut my pie hole. No one likes a smart-mouthed girl like me. Mum says I'm a good case for population control. Dad says I should watch more TV.
@@depolignacs its because the songs talking about how all life is valuable and babies lives are important so it can easily be interpreted as pro-life and most leftists are pro-choice
Okay but we can appreciate how amazing the lyrics of the birthday party entertainer?
Azelma Thenardier I have to be the Children’s Entertainer in a production of Matilda! Our first performance is actually on the 27th of this month!
I like when lavender said the NA at the end of ballerina it’s adorable
The entertainer is literally my favorite part of this whole show.
I played them in my towns performance of it
@@bedizen6424 aw thx. I was them in my towns performance of Matilda
Friend: So I have to go to the orthodontist today." Me: (in fake British accent) "Oh my good lord, what about the Biannual International Amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships?!" Friend: *Stares* *Backs away slowly*
TRUE
Chloe Simpson 😂😂
I need to start doing this
JSNDJSJSJSS
It’s actually a West Yorkshire accent
I'm doctor in the show at my school, and i finally hit that final high note at the end of the song and OH MY GOD IT FELT INSANE
SLAYYYY
How did u manage to do it? Im also doctor and i cant get there yet, any advice?
Damn in on stage tomorrow XD wish me luck
"Seems to me like what we're doing here is communicating cognitive dissonance using musical dissonance."
- The actor playing the Children's Entertainer for the production I was in
im doing matilda as my school musical and this song is always stuck in my head...
5:58 "OH MY GOOD LORD" kills me every time
So true
This is the only musical I've seen on Broadway it still slaps 7 years later
The role of Dad#2 has been bestowed upon me and i could not be happier
I CANT FIND HIS FRANKIN BEANS
@@leighforgeorgia9612 that’s mr. wormwood he means the dad who says don’t put honey on your brother
I was dad #2, but they swapped me and dad #3 on the second rehearsal. :(
I play the part that is supposed to be all of the "mums"
I just say, "Oh yes, she's definitely advanced"
I will occasionally return to this song just to hear the doctor’s solo. It’s 🔥
I’m the doctor in my school musical!!! I’m so excited
7:28 to 8:05 His voice was so beautiful, I started crying?
I’m Mrs. Wormwood in My theatres production of Matilda!! I’m soooo scared and my best friend is Matilda. AAH
so am i !
opp u gotta pretend to hate her thats sad :(
@Charity Kern I think we did really good! It was sooo much fun. I miss the show a lot 🥺
@@kinggeorgeiii7229 I knooow😭
@@slay2537 that’s so cool!
It’s amazing that the cast could do that.
I just found this musical (have read the book, watched the movie before) and it is so good!!
This really helped my daughter practice for her auditions in Matilda. Good work!
Sonia Pinto You to know this is the broadway version right?
@@anamay7988 I’m sure she meant as in listening to it to help her figure out lyrics, notes, and rhythm.
@@anamay7988 there's actually only one difference in the two! mrs wormwood says gas in the broadway version while in the original version she says wind instead
@@starrynights7334 Also one says shoot you in the face and the other says bite you on the face
i prefer this than the london version
+MyViewRightNOW isnt it the same
nope
in what way.....the Original london version is excellent
+Peter Ger I personally think the Broadway version has more emotion. Like with Naughty, but I think they're both great.
ive only seen the London show so i cant compare
I love this show!! I got tickets for my birthday. If you see me at my house that is all i listen too! I have been in the show so i know every word!
how was it
I saw it ad a surprise never even hearing of it
Everybody is happy in the party.
8:38 Matilda is not, because she has a sad life instead of the others.
Who else is here because you were in a community play for Matilda and need some memories
I miss it already and I did it in 2019. Second person in my state to play one of the big kids
Me
@@annileexoxo cool! What part did you play?
@@Minced_Angel Matilda
@@annileexoxo nice, I was hortensia
Am I the only one concerned about the mom telling her VERY young child that she has to cut down on the cream? that’s how eating disorders start, and that girl is like six years old
I mean, when you’re a child you’re not really supposed to eat unhealthy foods that much? It bites back when puberty comes and a kid can get eating disorders BY not being restrained when it comes to food anyway.
I agree, I think there’s a better way to stop a child from becoming obese from junk food and sweets which is introducing healthy foods and putting a limit to how much unhealthy foods they eat in a day without shaming them
5 actually, shes 5
oh and btw barrellina is slang for fat balerina so...
She said she needed to if she wanted to be a ballerina.
“Were is his fingie?”
Me:LOL HAHAHAHHAHA
Sophitoons ._.
Oop I just got that “front bottom” part
he didint say fingie he said thingy
@@kinggeorgeiii7229 His accent makes it sound like that
I've listened to this over and over again. I'm currently in my local Community theaters production of Matilda. And I am the Doctor and Sergei as well as ensemble in other dance numbers
Hooray, for Matilda musical movie that me makes happy.😀😀😀😀😀🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 That’s a MIRACLE!!!
i saw the musical! Broadway live!
me too
lucky
Same! So good!
Same
I’m here rn because I’m playing Matilda in the play and it’s terrifying being the lead role whenever I get stage fright
If you were in the production I was in this summer, you were amazing
@@delaneydoessinging nope I haven’t even performed it yet, my show is in October
@@hey_im_kie6349 it’s October, how’d it go?
@@baguette4607 ohhh I actually just finished my 4th performance yesterday and it went great but now I’m sad because I miss everyone I worked with
@@hey_im_kie6349 post show depression is a common phenomenon, I just finished performing in Les Miserables at my community theatre
I watched my high school put on his play last night & loved it
This is such a hard number learning it is both a nightmare and insanely fun
I’ll be auditioning for my high school production of Matilda in a few months. I’m hoping for the part of Matilda but any role would be an honor to play.
Did you get a role?
Yes. I got Matilda and my older sister got Ms. Honey!
@@sophiawelker800 aw thats nice! I got Mrs Wormwood at my high school's own production I hope yours went well
That’s amazing! We are performing this week!
@@sophiawelker800 awesome! We're going to be performing in about a week. Bit nervous about it, how did it go?
*_I GOT THE PART OD THE ENTERTAINER IN THE PLAY AS WELL AS BIG KIDS WHOOOOOOOO~_*
The Ocelot Channel hi bailey
Did it get canceled? Edit: ours did.
I'd honestly love to play that part someday, this show has so many good featured/ensemble parts
I'M ALSO A BIG KID WOOOOOO
I'M ALSO A MUM, A NURSE, AND A HENCHMAN
Who played the doctor in this recording? He's an excellent actor!
John Arthur Greene
Danielle McDougall Thank you!
HES AN EXCELLENT SINGER TOO😭😭✋🏾✨
Yess all the way
This version of miracle is superior to the movie version 100% I'll die on that hill. I like the stage version of this song better because it showed the kids (older from like 6 to 11 years old I believe) to be Bratty and the Parents to be extremely entitled And here out comes Matilda who comes from a neglectful and awful household to contrast the fact these kids and parents really don't realize how privilaged and loving they are as families and thus that unfairness of the kids getting spoiled to death further rubs it in Matildas face who doesn't get that.The movie version is more tame and looses the sarcastic edge and irony of the stage version ESPECIALLY what the Birthday Party guy says at the beginning 😂
EVERY SONG ON THIS SOUNDTRACK IS 10000000 TIMES BETTER THAN THE DISAPPOINTMENT OF A MOVIE IDK WHAT DUMBASS IS DISSAGREEING BUT I WILL FIGHT THEM
Omg that's deep
@@celestiag.thomas-johnson7067 well.....
@@TheMandamp try me
6:56 I just love this part
What miracle
My community theatre(Theatre at Latitude 58) is doing this play and at rehearsals I always die laughing when Mr Wormwood says "Wheres his thingie?!" 😂😂😂
I currently got auditions for Matilda at a theater that I love in a week and I’m hoping for the role of Lavender. I’m gonna do “My House” but I wanna practice her section in Miracle in case I need to show what I can do with her. I got a bit of practice on the musical since my middle school was doing it until COVID shut it down 2 weeks before performance time. I was a different role but the show was two school years ago.
The doctor sounds like Professor Membrane
the doctors voice though ❤👌😫🥰
Omg these notes r so high
4:45 onwards is good
I love this version but i hate that they took out mr and mrs wormwoods duet 😭
Bailey Ryon Matilda
Bertie CARVEL Miss Trunchbull Lauren Ward Miss Honey Original Broadway Cast
I'm lavender in my school show and this is totally AMAZINGGG!
I am lavender in the Matilda play
That's cool. I was the children's entertainer and scary kid in school song
sameeee
5:43 to 6:17 my favorite part of the entire show
I can realate to this because I'm adopted
Sad
Same
So sad
She’s not adopted
@@kinggeorgeiii7229 I know. I’m saying, I’m adopted and have a bad mother who’s mentally abusive and narcissistic
I get to play Michael in this show and this is a really fun song to do.
I get to play Alice:)
I was Mrs Wormwood, it was super fun!
I'm a henchman, a nurse, a mum, and a big kid :D
My middle school is doing this show so I'm here practicing my part haha
I was Matilda at my old school too!
1:54 AUGHHH BARELLINA
Mom says im a good case for population control. Oof
These are so much better than the London cast verson
2:34 Doya doya doya doya.
I enjoyed the Netflix adaptation which was my how I was introduced to the Matilda Musical- but the vocals don't compare to the Broadway cast's recording.
I am In Matilda in a local theatre production
The the funniest part is that this was 9 years ago and the move came out 2 yrs ago
This is the original Matilda, which came out in 1996
5:29 that hasn’t happened in the movie
Oh the musical is based on the book :D miracle is based on a monologue dahl said in the begging of the book on how parents treat there kids and tell there kids that there special when really there not that much
honestly if i was the doctor i'd call child protective services before they even left the hospital
This just has a weird vibe after hearing the original cast from London.
ikr, specially the wormwoods ... and the chorus .
I'm about to do the play next week, I'm a father and one of the henchmen at the end. I already got my lines down.
8:10
I was in a musical at my sisters school, I sang one of the little kids.
I feel like the doctor is really good too
My mummy says I'm a miracle.
My daddy says I'm his special little guy.
I am a princess,
And I am a prince.
Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky.
My daddy says I'm his special little soldier.
No one is as handsome, strong as me.
It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge,
But I'm his little soldier!
Hop, 2-4-3!
[Chorus:]
My mummy says I'm a miracle.
One look at my face, and it's plain to see.
Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord,
It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me!
My daddy says I'm his special little soldier.
No one is as bold or tough as me.
Has my daddy told you,
One day when I'm older,
I can be a soldier,
And shoot you in the face?
One can hardly move for beauty and brilliance these days.
It seems that there are millions of these one-in-a-millions these days.
Special-ness seems de rigueur.
Above average is average - go figure.
Is it is some modern miracle of calculus,
That such frequent miracles don't render each one un-miraculous?
[Repeat Chorus]
My mummy says I'm a precious barrelina.
She has never seen a prettier barrelina.
She says if I'm keen, I have to cut down on the cream,
But I'm a barrelina, SO GIVE ME MORE CAKE!
Take another picture of our angel in that costume that I made.
The role of tree has never been portrayed with such convincing sway.
That's right, honey, look at mummy!
Don't put honey on your brother.
Smile for mummy; smile for mother!
I think she blinked.
Well, take another!
Have you seen his school report? He got a 'C' on his report!
What?!
We'll have to change his school. That teacher's clearly falling short.
She's just delightful. So precarious and insightful.
Might she be a little brighter than the norm?
I know to boys it's frightful form!
(Take another!)
My mummy says I'm a miracle.
(She looks lovely in this light.)
One look at my face, and it's plain to see.
(Honey... Honey...)
Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord,
(Don't put honey on your brother.)
It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me!
My mummy says I'm a miracle.
That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball.
You can be all cynical, but it's a truth empirical.
There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as me!
[Interlude]
Every life I bring into this world restores my faith in humankind.
Each new-born life, a canvas yet unpainted...
This still unbroken skin...
This uncorrupted mind...
[Bridge:]
Every life is unbelievably unlikely.
The chances of existence, almost infinitely small.
The most common thing in life is life,
And yet every single life bearing new life is a miracle!
Miracle!
[Interlude]
Oh, my undercarriage doesn't feel quite normal.
My skin looks just revolting in this foul fluorescent light,
And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, semi-Spanish gown
I should be wearing in the semi-finals tonight.
I should be dancing the tarantella -
Cui buon fare Italiano. [Italian: With good Italian manner]
Not dressed in hospital cotton,
With a smarting front bottom,
And this horrible -
(Miracle!)
Smelly little -
(Miracle!)
Weakly little bowl of fat!
(What the hell was that?)
Would someone give this thing a bottle?
Or swap it for a later model!
Why do bad things always happen to good people?
Fine, upstanding citizens like you and me?
Why, when we've done nothing wrong,
Should this disaster come along?
This horrible, weird-looking,
Hairy little stinky feet...
With no sign of a winky-dink at all!
Miracle! Miracle!
She's a miracle!
A Miracle!
Every life's a miracle!
The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen!
I can't find his frank & beans!
[Repeat Bridge]
[Repeat Chorus]
My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm.
My daddy says I'm a bore.
My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ,
That kids like me should be against the law.
My daddy says I should learn to shut my pie hole.
No one likes a smart-mouthed girl like me.
Mum says I'm a good case for population control.
Dad says I should watch more TV.
I wanna play mrs wormwood so badly I know I could do it so much better lmao
🎉🎉🎉
I was supposed to perform in this but corona ruined it 🥰🥰🥰
Holy shit
I'm the doctor in the musical im doing at school
yea this is good but it originally came from London. ..I think London. ..it sounds better...still good thougn
The book didn’t have matildas birth
Wtf 0:43 - 0:47 ?
Those kids be blowing up all day round the house
I am doing a play and it’s Matilda
That’s great
2:05
Before Matildas birth
"Very supple" I'm sorry-?
Please ignore this comment. It’s just for me to practice something.
1:42
4:40
7:07
0:27 0:25 0:23
4:45-5:43
8:00
OMG I get to be littles with Kirsten my sissyish
1:30
8:36
Excuse me what do u mean lamo
Bet-Hakeren
I Bet Kirsten will be the littes
Sure just gimme one sec
No Kirsten my sissy
This one
Is what
💨💨💨
The first 20 seconds make we want to barf with how bad it is. The rest is pretty good though.
That supossed to sound like that
yeah it's supposed to
It's intentionally supposed to sound bad.
forever prefer the london recording
My
JA
*Kisses Kirsten*
Well I can paint ur nails if u’ll excuse me
I bet the left hate this song
What planet are you living on?
what?
@@depolignacs its because the songs talking about how all life is valuable and babies lives are important so it can easily be interpreted as pro-life and most leftists are pro-choice
Tell me you're delulu without telling me you're delulu, dude.
2:08
0:49
6:33
What does that make
6:19
6:19