Sorry Atashitne | EP 15 | Now We Are Equals

Sorry Atashitne EP 15 Now We Are Equals
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[@devilman3735]

تحياتي من العراق يمكن اني العراقي الوحيد هنا 🤣🤣🤣

[@_morkoaliraqi1048]

اني هم 😂

[@jonsnow9890]

عاش العراق 🇮🇶 ❤🇱🇧

[@xnar3]

لا دادة مو الوحيد🤣

[@2mu6]

إني من العراق وكاتب نفس تعليقك هم 😂

[@MohammedAli-uf4gm]

خويه شنوالسالفه انيهم اتابعه اعظم بودكاست هذا

[@raysah7461]

My 90 year old grandmother was on her death bed , and on her last breath she asked me to lean in and she whispered in my ear "CHOUMAKEN Podcast" & as soon as I played it she inhaled a deep breath, took off her breathing tubes and poured a 2 of tris & was back and better than before! All thanks to you! You saved my grandma!

[@Mlhm777]

True story?

[@johnnykastoun6472]

​@@Mlhm777 t5eyal w er 🤣🤣

[@MD-vj6uh]

If only they played the podcast to their grandmas…

[@raysah7461]

​@Mlhm777 are you acoustic?

[@wissammoussa7540]

@@Mlhm777 yes (my cousin was the bed)

[@ghadi9127]

Mnee7 tzakarto eno 3endkon youtube channel

[@abdallahyouness1173]

Mahek

[@charbelhowayek6780]

Eh walla

[@ziadhassan1034]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@rudyalhaddad302]

Yi W er khaye ma tkoun ahmad haydar w msh 3erfin? nayik.

[@bachmaroun7836]

@@rudyalhaddad302😂😂😂😂😂😂 estezz

[@adamayoub2941]

ba3ed ma 2rit el comments 7ases 7ale inno ana el lebnene el wa7id li 3am e7dar

[@rokiaezzeddin1250]

Bahababahaahhaha frrr

[@user-fr8wx4fs1s]

Bzin m3ak 7a2😅😅😅

[@sherifgh3323]

تحياتي من سوريا، يمكن أنا السوري الوحيد اللي بيحضركن 😂

[@houdinii3850]

اكيد لا منكن اكتر منا هون 😂

[@hamedja9144]

❤❤🇸🇾

[@nourak9992]

كلنا ساردين عليهم 😂

[@zad-alkheryousef4025]

مش لوحدك لا 😂🔥

[@AliJarad-kg8hp]

مش لوحدك
كلنا ساردين هون😂😂

[@wkMindset]

Jawad continues to be the most inspirational person I've ever known despite suffering abuse, imprisonment, ripped foreskin, he still continues his quest for world domination!

[@watchahmed7643]

love you bro for showing these masters

[@celinechahine3244]

aanjad ✊✊

[@ReasonablePerfection]

kings n kings

[@gunime1228]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@RimaHarfouch-dq8yb]

i love you wael

[@Just.gaabbyy]

Ruho iisho b hal ne3me waz3uwa aalaykon w ta3mo l fo2ara w se3do l mehtej w ma tensune mn da3wetkon❤️.

[@choumaken]

Thank you for the support ❤️

[@Just.gaabbyy]

@@choumaken lah ya zalame wala shi mn 2imetkon hye kam shaher w btokhlas❤️

[@bslrida5044]

hahahahahahah

[@nadabennn]

After the Iraqi guy , I may be the only Moroccan watching your videos 😂❤

[@aminebh966]

🤚😂

[@zack_akh]

🙋🙋

[@saadeddin2227]

Machi bo7dk 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nadabennn]

@@aminebh966 Mgharba everywhere 😂🫶🏼

[@nadabennn]

@@saadeddin2227 dakchi li kanchouf hhhhh

[@zad-alkheryousef4025]

حلقاتكم بكل مرة بترجعلي
الضحكة تبعي بطريقة غريبة.
رائعين جداً وبتمنى توصلوا للمطرح اللي بدكم ياه. 💙🇸🇾🔥

[@omarmustafa4547]

اول محتوى ع اليويتوب يستحق الانتظار ❤️

[@mehdigrini5979]

i would love to hear you talk about "maryam nour" for 1 hour straight

[@mrEngineer282]

After reading the comments, I'm pretty sure I'm the only Venezuelan watching you 🇻🇪🇻🇪

[@marina_nemes]

I've never laughed so hard to another podcast even the one I've been following for years love you guys🤣❤️❤️

[@charbelhowayek6780]

Thank you for making my week better

[@leonardosawaya2428]

Hide your teachers, Jawad is wearing pyjamas sheffef

[@hamode10m]

يمكن انا الوحيد الي اتابعكم من العراق 😆

[@houdinii3850]

صرتو ٣ وحيدين من العراق

[@mohammdalhomsi5516]

و اخيرا وصلت الحلقة الدنيا ناكتني بهالاسبوعين طولتوا guys
Big love homies

[@osamakhalifa9937]

Just passed by after sarde Podcast..Ur giving a sarcastic dose 😂❤much love.. will be waiting always
From Sudan
Keep it up

[@nouralkateb2256]

Syrian-American!! and this is the best podcast ever

[@givarahaji5422]

اول مرة بحضر بودكاست مرتين على التوالي و اول مرة بعلق على اليوتيوب كمان كل الحب احلا عالم

[@th3dre4mbo13]

الحلقة نزلت تقريبا الثلاثاء عندي وتابعتها الخميس و الجمعة جدة صاحبي توفت و اول شيء جاء ببالي الحلقة الي شفتها امس و بالعزاء قلت لصاحبي now we’re equal و عمه طردني من العزاء وصارلنا اسبوع نضحك على الموقف

[@johmi]

one of the best episodes

[@18ibo]

Omg I just was thinking if there is new episodes coming 😂

[@rr0020]

can you organize the biggest meeting in Lebanon for people called Jawad ? 🤣

[@MustaphaAlhajj-zr1og]

Hahahhahahha macht weiter 🫰A7la 3alam bte5do l3a2el❤

[@user-bw4li4fp2t]

Ohhhhhhh can’t wait 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Alpha1111.]

Ahla podcast I love u guys keep it up ❤️

[@mohanadawahab97]

كنت ناطر هيك حلقة من زمان. الفكاهة اليوم كتييييير قويه 😂😂😂

[@justui355]

Can't waiiit ❤️

[@user-bw4li4fp2t]

W 2eer lahal darge

[@justui355]

@@user-bw4li4fp2t ehh I actually can't do anything till I watch it

[@user-bw4li4fp2t]

@@justui355 nice

[@thamerguessmi3574]

Guys u always make my day
Peace ✌️🇹🇳

[@ameralsalek8148]

Thank you for the birthday present, kifak jamad.

[@samasama2655]

First apsides and I love it

[@NABLES2N3]

a weirdly addictive podcast..plus i need to give Ahmad Haydar a run for his money

[@choumaken]

Thank you so much for the support ❤️❤️ DM us on instagram so we could give you access to the older episodes

[@rakanrichani366]

Im imagining jawad trying to sing the spiderman ya ged3an song (tiritiritiritiritiritiri) part

[@mohammadsalloum9651]

Best podcast.

[@alaaawad7424]

فضحتونا عم أحضركن من الشغل حكايه.. عيسى متت😂😂

[@samjoemakhlouf9927]

Thanks!

[@choumaken]

Thank you for the support ❤️

[@hadihaidar964]

Yel3an ayre im enjoying thisss🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jessykaissa5162]

keep goinggggg 👏🏼

[@isaacdonoyan6696]

N2ebrou 3melpu more ❤w thank you for your amazing content

[@user-ho6op1yd4r]

انا من غزه يمكن انا لوحيد البحضركن 🤣🤣😂

[@yamenmassarwah4973]

bde ashtrelk T shirt tb3to l Abo 3obaida

[@rodolphepartamian6756]

Keep it comin !!!

[@dalil-1627]

Ento baad kam 7al2a w bten7abaso 🤣🤣🤣

[@mohamad19.]

من عراق منتظر لبث يبدأ
احبكم❤❤

[@alikazem9228]

Starting from the next episode, it will only be available on the dark web bi ezn Allah

[@raed_hdeeeb]

منورين 🎉😂 بيعجبني حواركم صريح وعبلاطه 😂😂😂😂

[@abdullhadihaidar1932]

Alah w bet haidar 🎉 ma hadan ha yesbou2 ❤

[@ZOROO8766]

تحية من سلطنة عمان و جالس ادور حد عماني يتابكم بس مافي اي حد ف من الممكن اكون الاول

[@taimaskeys]

Btjaneno guys😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 love mn suriaa♥️😂

[@user-cq3sb3bq5e]

Ana el ordoneya el wa7eda 2le btabe3kom 🇯🇴😂🤙🏼

[@eliana.s.]

Betmawto dehekkk😂😂😂 sorry jawad this episode rana was the main character w l cat was the second main😂

[@tarekmghalayini]

From beirut ta7iye la mouritania.
Allah w il riyade, hikme jahzule afekon bkra

[@miladzahalka]

muy bien

[@hsntabbara556]

The Tueni Deformation joke 💀🖤

[@janatsaady]

Big love 4 u guys
From Iraq (i'm the only iraqi girl who know u)
Keep podcasting 🤍💋

[@HusamZRX]

اموت بجواد و لدغة جواد 😂❤ كل الحب الكم من تكساس ❤️

[@alikenaan393]

OPPPAAA SHU HAL HELWEEN HOL 😂❤

[@saifyaser3151]

I really wanna hear a dark joke about Jordan 💀

[@taimmusfi3507]

خيي جوردن ما حدا قريانا اساسا ما فيها جوكس

[@saifyaser3151]

@@taimmusfi3507 true as fuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marina_nemes]

Jawad trust me do stand up comedy w mish bas 3amaliyye ra7 ta3mol ra7 traji3 li sarafton 3al podcast🤣 (my humble opinion)

[@ibrahimwessam8800]

I think im the only one watching from Egypt 😂😂😂

[@mohammdalhomsi5516]

شكلو جواد اكل روستو بعزا ستها لرنا 😂

[@osamasa2687]

Miss you guys

[@user-bt9ry6qe1f]

أنت عبارة عن كتلة ابداع لوحة فنية صوت للشعب وحده وطنيه 😂🌸

[@jeanphilippehomsi9505]

Jawad bi 2oulo zhour mech azhar 😂❤

[@abbastachem2938]

I wait this episode 6h

[@dridiyoussef]

اتوقع انا الوحيد التونسي الي اتابعكم

[@tk_tabarak]

‏‪7:50‬‏ اني العراقية الوحيدة الي تحضركم😂😂

[@houdinii3850]

صرتو ٤ صار فيكن تلعبو ٤٠٠

[@bird1iraqi]

5 😑

[@pure__97]

هسه​ صرنه 6😂😂@@houdinii3850

[@epiccheese911]

Fi one man show ad ma bedak eza bas btetla3o men Beirut 🤣
B Zgharta kel weekend fi we7ed

[@visualsofkhaled]

I hope those jokes pass if they did, episode after another u will get comfortable again and maybe u will keep everything in the episode ❤️❤️ good and bad i think we will like it alot more even if its nothing to watch but we will feel like your friends we get together every week , its a community u build like u said u wanted

[@user-jl1jk3gd4d]

يا أيورة سمو الحلقة الجاية عبدالله بهجت أبو زكي

[@raffoul117]

Badna show chaque lundi mafina nentor deux semianes.

[@Ibrahim-uf8mn]

بعد ما قريت الكومنتس ،شكلي اللبناني الوحيد لعم يحضر هيدا البودكاست

[@ziffoek8922]

ابو عضيمة لاعب البانجو ☠️☠️

[@wattztv]

18:24 "shefet matra7 aam yaalim kif l wahad ynik w-maalemto" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@M2lJ]

ليكوو كترو فيديوز هيك ❤😂

[@TareqMelouki]

i lovet

[@azezhalak6791]

انتو كتير على عيني متابعكن من امستردام❤

[@saratakkoush6109]

Important tip: check with le bouquet once a week over the next few weeks to see if your sponsorship had an impact. Mish ghalat to tell the watchers to tell le bouquet eno they are there because of this episode..
Ull need this data down the line when you want to convince bigger sponsors

[@choumaken]

Hi Sara! Thanks for the tip!! Not to worry, we have our digital & business consultant handling the job

[@bjrstvnji]

تحياتي من فيلادلفيا انا الوحيدة من فيلادلفيا 😂😂😂

[@zingerminger3409]

Dohkit l benet impressive ad manna consistent

[@user-fo5fd8cx2l]

تحياتي من العراق يمكن اني العراقي الوحيد هنا

[@tomfloor5634]

W errr kent aam bnabech aa shop ta echtre indoor plants yalla bouquet jeye soon

[@zaidmoayad9230]

Eli b7bo feekom eno mafe eshi beyfr2 m3kom 😂😂❤❤

[@samermoussallem9949]

تحياتي من لبنان! انا الوحيد بحدركن هنا ❤

[@sabaa05]

U should call your new friend ابو عبيدة😭

[@johnnysecular]

لأ عامر

[@MajdBar10]

Taheyeti mn el jabal
Yemkin ana el derzi el wahid elli aam yehdarkon…jawad يقبرني ايرك شو قوي

[@ninaatallah]

I guess I’m the only Ukrainian who’s watching the podcast lol. love u both sm🫶🏻

[@user-cv6yh6es4r]

بحبا لرنا وحياة امي مهضومه هالبنت😂😂😂

[@ahmadhajmoussa7988]

انا من سوريا يمكن انا العراقي الوحيد هنا.
تضامنا مع العراقيين كلنا صرنا عراقيين 🤣🤣

[@social_aid]

hyda l skeleton samou rana , d3if w sh3rato bsh3in ♥️😍

[@dova5795]

please say hi to me at some point on air, i wanna save the clip for my kids

[@marahdaoud5145]

😂gyes leh heek m3a2dena!! Ana bdabber delivery 3a syria b 10$ only ❤

[@saiffahmitawalbeh3128]

انا من الاردن بجوز انا الوحيد يلي بحضركن😂

[@hgbox3185]

عقبال المليون مشترك يارب 🌹

[@sard1783]

احبابي في الله من اسم المبرنامج تبعكن واضح المحتوى و انتو لحالكن قلتوها 2 مابتعرفوا تحكوا, ف نصيحة حبية لا تردوا كملوا لان مابتتخيلوا قديش مختلف اللي عم تعملوه بالمجال, اللي بده ينتقد بيلاقي العيب ولو بالخرية ف اذا مانه " نقد بناء" لا تردوا وجهوا طاقاتكن و وفتكن بالاتجاه الصح, انبسطت نزلتوا حلقة اليوم, لان مبارح حضرت الحلقات كلهن, تحياتي لمن دمر حياتي, فلسطين حرة يا كوكب يا وسخ رجليي❤‍🔥❤‍🔥❤‍🩹❤‍🩹❤‍🩹

[@hgffdd-vi3qk]

لحمد الله جبرتوا بخاطرنا و بعتوا تحية لسوريا بعد ما سلختوها هديك لنكتة 🙃🙃😂😂😂

[@user-mg1oo6ys6t]

8.57 the best Guitar Distortion in the history of Heavy Metal

[@ammarmahmoud-xs9tq]

انا حابب اعرف بس مين انطوان قسيس 😂😂
❤اجمل بودكاست عكل اليوتيوب 😂

[@Just-shou]

سمو الفريند الجديد انتون انتون✨

[@rawadabiaad7008]

chou b7ebkon 😍