Sorry Atashitne | EP 16 | Revolution Tips 101

Sorry Atashitne EP 16 Revolution Tips 101
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[@raysah7461]

I remember hearing this podcast on the boat with Odysseus in 600 BC. We defeated the cyclops then bumped this shit to celebrate Still hits today

[@mohamadmahjoub7963]

Wtf did i just read 😂

[@tarekmghalayini]

shu m7ashash ya 7abibe

[@spirospiridon965]

Kess em l ouwe 😂😂😂

[@Abdo_9111]

Bro really say this shit🗣️🔥

[@Firashelou]

wow so we are in presence of a comment from a historical figure ! my dream was to meet odysseus, but in fact I see the name of one of his followers ! Amazing ! tears of joy !

[@ranyza2189]

الله يعطيني نص ثقتك بحالك طالع منكفش وكنزتك ساحبا من الغسالة قبل ماتنشف حتى ومتل ايرك مو فرقانة معك...... بس مهضومين كسرتو التقاليد. تحية الكن من سورية

[@michel5930]

You 2 have got balls for keeping the episode online despite the cancel temptation on twitter tbh😂

[@Rick1Nz]

Naming a whole ass burger after u and not acknowledging ur existence is crazy💀

[@tarekjamo]

boycot sandwich w nos, order malek el taouk!

[@user-vz7yl2kz6i]

رنا وايرررر شو هالحلاوة !!!!!!!

[@jazd9968]

حلاوة الجبن

[@helpmereach2kfollowerswith236]

حلاوة بفستق

[@CharbelFARES-uf5di]

thayajet?

[@ahmadmkanna5119]

Ana thayajet😊​@@CharbelFARES-uf5di

[@ahmadzo3bii]

Bchil T-shirt “ayre bel bid”

[@wkMindset]

my goofy ahh uncle saw this video and started laughing like an old car getting it’s engine turned on

[@antoni5577]

King waelkfourymindset

[@rukanhh9854]

Tell em unc 🗣🗣

[@Firashelou]

that's Jawad's laugh !

[@phatalbert9310]

Zed's Dead ​@@Firashelou

[@Firashelou]

@@phatalbert9310 who's Zed ?

[@yahya_sewari]

يا ويلي محلاها رنا اليوم 😍

[@Antas6]

Jawad mkhena2 maa l helle2 ??

[@bashir-bz8ff]

افتحو الحلقات من 1 ل 8 نشوفهم وعاودو غلقوهم 😂

[@serge3360]

As always amazing episode, w political pen el sharmouta aam yjareb yaamelkon cancel. Aanjd metel el kherye bel tiz he el sabe

[@user-qr5hv2jz1q]

I love this Podcast and Keep going ❤

[@sparkerxp]

يا جماعة جواد كمان طالع حلو

[@Stardustyeahlol]

😭

[@JustAnotherAhmad]

Jawad, leh ma tekwe el tshirt? Bala terbi7 jmeele bas 3am nedfa3lak BuyMeACoffee, fik tjib hay taba3 el Steaming iza ma elak khele2 mekweye. Thanks. Much love.

[@axa3668]

يا زلمي انا احمد ، وتحية لألكن كمان 😂😂

[@SolaKatrib]

3njad aktar cha5sen b7ayeti chfton msakafin gd luck guys

[@Ali_Salman_]

Welcome back guys ❤

[@tomfloor5634]

Ana psychologue bss khalik hek la ndal nohdarak w dahekna 😂

[@no-iy6kf]

rana looks STUNNING

[@jawad123kassem2]

KTIR

[@3zioiz]

ليه رنا غارت من نتالي

[@charbelhowayek6780]

Eh walla ana kamen lahazet hal shi

[@handanov496]

إزا ناتالي she is a 10 رنا 20

[@yasseryordi4941]

Daroure merch ayre bel beed 😂👌

[@6inho]

tahiyeh la choumaken

[@Abdallah81854]

بعد زماان شقتنالكن
Big love⚘⚘⚘

[@elianbattal3570]

Finally ❤🔥🔥🔥

[@Nancy.Alhaj.]

Bade ta7ee bek 7ala2a el jaei 😂😂😂🚶‍♀️

[@choumaken]

Thank you for the support ❤️

[@ahmadmkanna5119]

Yel3an ayree mena hal2aa😅

[@Gafar_Barhoom]

والله انو انتو ال٢ ما بينمل منكن❤

[@G0d4iq]

أطلق من ينزل حلقات ❤❤

[@user-iq7sw6bw7x]

ولا أسئل وانا اسئل منكم ماعم قدر ماشوف حلقاتكم كتير غريبين وكتير غريبة الحالة كملو برافو

[@Onilehaddad]

بعتقد😂 بحب فكرة انه بيحكو كتير بعفوية وهل شي حلو

[@eatwagyu]

Big shame on Sandwish W Noss!!! Jawad deserves a royalty on the sale of each burger

[@h18a]

واخيراً 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@joechamata274]

Khayye waynou hal website lal tshirt ele chaher 3am bes2alkoun 3anna

[@hoodroamer7293]

Hell yeah 🎉🎉🎉

[@Apollo-zo4vh]

كمية العيوره بالبودكاست تنافس عيورة بورنهب
Tho good podcast i like it

[@zainab24akhkys]

ishtar star oh my 3aza

[@jawad123kassem2]

I lay in my chamber in melancholy at night,
With only blood in my hands, on the paper, I write,
The lyrics to a melancholic hymn sung by the choir of the dead,
I put the pencil down, and feel an aching in my throat.
I felt my teeth itching and my fluids turn solid,
Half of my inner guts I began to vomit.
After the torment stopped, another began,
One forsaken, and eternally damned.
A bloody child lays on the floor, disgusting and naked,
I hear an enfant ask "why was I created?"
I don't know, I answer,then the child recited:
"I weep, you are a rotten husk, you overflow with boundless power, you have the soul of an emperor, sacrificial hero blessed by primordial luck. Your friends are burning in hell beneath you, and yet you smile."
I look at the skies above, I notice the stars are falling,
I look at mankind with grief and love, and see them to their lord calling.
Save us from ourselves, pour down on us the inevitable rain,
Bless us with meaningful lives, for this, is only pain

[@bird1iraqi]

يمكن أنا الوحيد الي أتابعكم من العراق+ شطالعة رنا اليوم فدوة للجمال😍

[@abedshaaban7508]

Z3elet l2n burger King 3emlin de3aye bi esmk, am 3mlt de3aye la malak tawouk 😂😂😂😂

[@marioboustany6808]

Where is the new episode guys still waiting

[@boomxtv07]

كلام رنا وطريقتها العنصرية البحتة تجاه السوريين اللي اسمعتها اكتر من مرة انا وعم احضر فيديوهاتكم مرعبة صراحه ، انا سوري بحضركن دائما وبحياتي ماجيت البنان ولا بحياتي قابلت لبناني أقسم بالله غريب كتير هاد التفكير البايخ اللي ماكنا نخلص منو رغم كل هالثقافة اللي عم نمثلها ع بعض وشكرا 😊..

[@mouhanadalfarekh3599]

ايمتى حكت عالسوريين

[@adembav2581]

طول بالك حبيب chill it's a joke, وين العنصرية بالموضوع

[@husseindebes9433]

Nfokho

[@Onilehaddad]

وين العنصرية؟

[@nouraldenallham5220]

رنوووووش جواد تحياتي شو متمني التقي فيكون. لله يوفقون. ❤❤❤

[@moradazzam9]

الحلقة الجاي رح كون مخلص بكالوريا

[@rr0020]

hahahahahaha

[@Firashelou]

please Jawad tahiie lal li bi koun mkhalas bacaloria l hal2a l jeye !

[@eliebru2182]

Привет из Беларуси. Возможно, я здесь единственный белорус😅😂😂😂

[@aliibrahim8778]

Не единственный 😅😂

[@El_Siiko]

Даже не ожидал найти русскоговорящих

[@rzouheiry1193]

Хахаха, ты не один 😂

[@ibrahimkalot157]

natalie Baby reindeer 😂😂😂ntbhhhh

[@maherhasbany9001]

Guys this episode needs English close captions (translation)

[@storywithsamy]

when will u have spotify?

[@aladdinbasha6905]

Hey jawad, you wanted to say something about Pokemon in one of your episodes but rana interrupted. Still waiting 😊

[@Migzali]

Jarreb bombastic tawouk ma3 7arr

[@mohammadsaheb3320]

LOVE IT
Please can you say in your next episode "Ta7yeh to Ahmad Kaddoura" it is his birthday :)

[@Rex_houLa97]

Joyeux anniversaire

[@Firashelou]

please @choumaken Jawad badna tahiie lal chab !

[@IFHBN]

Jawad is the sexiest human in Lebanon

[@user-qy5ym4lr7j]

I'm living in America and will need to wear "ايرى بالبيض" tshirt.

[@phatalbert9310]

They got cancelled cause of their vulgarity though they r as good as Dead

[@user-Guts600]

عظمة

[@user-ii1rw9se4f]

احلى ثنين ينزلون محتوى فكاهي 😅❤

[@realisticpodcast]

Yesssss

[@lynaherr]

woow rana stunningg

[@Black-lv4bi]

جواد عدنا نفس الفوبيا من الطيور 🤣

[@wissammoussa7540]

Thanks

[@choumaken]

Thank you for the support ❤️

[@mahmoddais7231]

بحبكم و بحترمكم لما عرفت إنكم مقاطعين ❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂

[@ahmadhija6623]

Eyyyyyyyyyyy we live

[@user-tg9lf3sw9b]

ما في جملة بتقولوها ما بتضحّك😂 أحلى عالم

[@Firashelou]

please Jawad tahiie lal li biedahak 3a kel jemle bet2oulouwa !

[@handanov496]

can somebody make a complication video of rana laughs for us?

[@Firashelou]

please Jawad tahiie lali 3am b talib b video compilation la rana laughs for them !

[@Gafar_Barhoom]

رح كون بالشغل بس بتدبر ❤

[@hamzasy2869]

صاير عم احضر الحلقة كذا مرة لمل منها
مهضومين ❤

[@charbelabihanna6449]

Delete the 14:30 clip before they delete you

[@assil1132]

You warned them and now they are being cancelled lol

[@user-tg9lf3sw9b]

منظرك بالصورة مع المراهقين 😂😂😂
جواد احكيلنا كل السردات اللي صايرة معك بالحياة

[@sami.5117]

تحياتي الكم من سوريا 🇸🇾

[@Nancy.Alhaj.]

Guys 3anjad betjanno kter b7bkon w 3adi tmanyako 3laiy🤣❤️

[@MariamHalabi-qh1iu]

kifakk!❤

[@choumaken]

Thank you for the support ❤️

[@user-mz5ve5cn1v]

بوقتكوا❤❤❤❤

[@housseinhamdan4175]

عنجد في حنة سكمان بصوتك جواد🤣

[@Jay_LM]

Boycott sandwich w noss (wla mara ekel eendon)

[@bassamallaf755]

3anjad sodfe daratet bas elt tahie la antoine assiss malak l sot , sodfe aw sign?

[@Kareemisaranafan]

B7s jawad 3no hidden crush 3ala rana w el burger r7 tneeko ll hmam !!

[@Onilehaddad]

2:54 😂

[@MoaathTOTTI]

شو هالحلاوة رناااا ❤❤❤ تقبلي تصيري ماي بيست فريند؟

[@Firashelou]

please Jawad tahiie la yalle 3am yes2al Rana eza bte2bal tsir his best friend !

[@meladmaha]

صعب ابن خالي وكلشي حكي مزبوط أنا شاهد عالوضع الخرا صعبة كتير 😂😂

[@JustWexler]

ur so funny guys

[@Onilehaddad]

4:01 😂😂😂

[@abdulrahmanfayyad4988]

شوف شكل جواد بالصورة هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه

[@Firashelou]

please Jawad tahiie lali chef chakel Jawad bl soura !

[@Onilehaddad]

6:07 😂

[@Onilehaddad]

4:15 😂😂😂

[@ka_ahan_]

من اليمن 🇾🇪 بحبكم

[@Rex_houLa97]

نحنا كمان🇱🇧🙆‍♂️

[@freddytabet599]

bta3erfo shoo a7la shi bhal podcast? enno ba3edkon bteketbo biweekly.

[@miamoughanni7434]

Jawad leh deyman hazin bel outro

[@Firashelou]

please Jawad tahiie lali chefak hazin bl outro !

[@mohammadorabi3250]

kif nseeto el tarta2a w el sar3a te3eet el tanajer bil sawra

[@customerhassan2258]

كلنا منحبكن
انا ورفقاتي مننطر الحلقة بالدقيقة والساعة
أرسل سلاماتي للصديق الغالي قصي والأهل والأقارق في الوطن وشكرا

[@Firashelou]

please Jawad tahiie la li bi hebkoun houwe w ref2ato w biontro al hal2a bl d2i2a wl senie ! w tahiie la kusai kamen !

[@user-om6rp3ro1t]

W episod

[@Onilehaddad]

😂 15:45 😂😂😂😂😂😂مش قادرة

[@huseeinjh]

يمكن انا الكوردي الوحيد يلي بحضركن
تحياتي❤

[@Firashelou]

please Jawad tahiie lal kurdi l wahid li biehdarkoun !

[@M7D937]

ولع ولع 🔥🔥🔥

[@Firashelou]

please Jawad tahiie la yalle 3am b taffe li walla3 !

[@MartinAoun-bo9cd]

Bshil ekhod soura ma3kon sarahatan. Soret fan

[@lebanese215]

i think im the only iraqi that watches this podcast ❤🇮🇶

[@sparkeri1384]

انا وياك🫡

[@Firashelou]

please Jawad tahiie lal only iraqi that watches this podcast, ps and the second iraqi please !

[@lgo.x5576]

يوزرك لبنان

[@JakWest-tl6ow]

تحية لصعب الله يكون معو ومعنا طلب صغير سمو الحلقة الجاية كسـم حياتـي Please Guys

[@Firashelou]

please Jawad tahiie la saab !

[@Bako993]

🔥🔥

[@Onilehaddad]

7:57 😂😂😂

[@alikenaan393]

W7yet allah wala ahdam 😂😂😂

[@Firashelou]

please Jawad tahiie la yalle 3am b oul wala ahdam !

[@El_Chief]

لعيبة 🤙🏼

[@HG-tm7ss]

Do you think you could add subtitles to your content like Sarde ? It would allow your not so good arabic speaking public to enjoy your videos

[@Firashelou]

please Jawad tahiie lali 3am ytalib b subtitles kermel li not so good arabic speaking public !

[@mohdmonier5517]

بدون ماشوف ناتالي الي بتقولو عليها
رنا احلى احلى احلى احلى
دخيل الله تبع اول ٣ ثواني في الحلقة لما رنا قعدت ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@jack-wj4em]

ylaan ayre jana shu taybe askas wehde shyfa