I played GTA as a Dating Game and this happened...

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  • @helizaj2620
    @helizaj2620 ปีที่แล้ว +2277

    The girlfriend casually mentioning a plane crash, Kevin’s “oh nooOOOoo” as he lost control of the plane, the scream of said girlfriend followed by the sound of an explosion…
    A cinematic masterpiece.

    • @DemianCorvus
      @DemianCorvus ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yeah, Kevin is a cinematic genius

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ ปีที่แล้ว +19

      normal day in the life of Kevin lol

    • @HugeESmalls
      @HugeESmalls ปีที่แล้ว +50

      If you look closely she actually jumps out too and lands on the side of the building, meaning she'll be back for the sequel for revenge

    • @iamastanchion3598
      @iamastanchion3598 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Such a masterpiece.

    • @Jetfox967
      @Jetfox967 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed it is.

  • @arcofspira
    @arcofspira ปีที่แล้ว +2271

    Kevin isn't just military, political, business, farming, and gaming genius, he's also a romance genius. No wonder Anna fell for him.

    • @EtrnayDad
      @EtrnayDad ปีที่แล้ว +110

      So many more people than just Anna fell for him

    • @alihaddi4099
      @alihaddi4099 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Thank God he never took her flying.

    • @GrippingHorizon
      @GrippingHorizon ปีที่แล้ว

      I also fell for him, handsome son of a bitch he is

    • @dearcase3814
      @dearcase3814 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He probably took her on a date in a baggage handler. So romantic.

    • @The_Wallflower
      @The_Wallflower ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don’t forget an acrobatic genius!

  • @lumxty
    @lumxty ปีที่แล้ว +1230

    the necrophilia comment, the intense mood swings and the hearse? cj honestly dodged a nuke with that first girl

    • @epbicfortnitegamer
      @epbicfortnitegamer ปีที่แล้ว +58

      fatherless username

    • @doukzu
      @doukzu ปีที่แล้ว

      @@epbicfortnitegamer fatherless comment

    • @Cheesecake_666
      @Cheesecake_666 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@epbicfortnitegamer what does someone not having a father have to do with a picture?

    • @Eric-iu4dz
      @Eric-iu4dz ปีที่แล้ว

      @@epbicfortnitegamer maidenless comment

    • @reneethegreat2044
      @reneethegreat2044 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      I love your username

  • @SquirellFriend
    @SquirellFriend ปีที่แล้ว +1012

    She said she'd get you out of the hospital for free, not that you'd be alive when she did it

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hence the necrophilia coment. Her pretense that it was too much for her was undoubtely bullshit.

  • @shannonr3968
    @shannonr3968 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "This car can't fly you b*tch". 😆 One of my fav lines by a GTA NPC. SA has some of the best NPC dialogue.

    • @Jules-69lol
      @Jules-69lol ปีที่แล้ว +19

      For me it's Smoke screaming NOOOOOOOOOO when you fly with him in the car

  • @jessicamay9587
    @jessicamay9587 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    GTA but the only thing you're stealing is hearts

  • @DaithiDeNogla
    @DaithiDeNogla ปีที่แล้ว +704

    This is your best thumbnail yet bro

    • @DavidSnoopyOfficial
      @DavidSnoopyOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It got changed!

    • @hiimishie
      @hiimishie ปีที่แล้ว +5

      shEsHh 🔥🔥🔥

    • @Sleeolo
      @Sleeolo ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I feel like this is an inside joke or something, like nogla is the one who made the thumbnail or something

    • @JustJont3
      @JustJont3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey Nogla big fan your a inspiration

  • @soundout4000
    @soundout4000 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    Nearly fell off me chair when you bailed out of the plane "well its been good knowing you", I haven't laughed so hard in a while!

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      how didi he not make a better call saul reference when he said call katie

    • @CoolStoryBro455
      @CoolStoryBro455 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It builds up after a while

    • @Rachel-xu4br
      @Rachel-xu4br ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was about to say literally the same thing. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. The timing on everything at that part is comedy gold.

    • @jtmarlin336
      @jtmarlin336 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was the best part!!!

    • @krazyxki
      @krazyxki ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This whole video is golden lmfao I was in tears the whole time! So much chaos. One of his best recently.

  • @thevideoman12
    @thevideoman12 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    "Or hes into some kinky stuff because he has a baton"
    Judging by this statement, either Kevin is very, very kinky, or not kinky at all.

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz ปีที่แล้ว +342

    in san andreas, a date with only 2 murders is a boring affair

    • @WildRabiea
      @WildRabiea ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's what the plane crash lady thought before her demise

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait you watch call me Kevin videos too? Where else are you going to be?

    • @WildRabiea
      @WildRabiea ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Twinklethefox9022 Imagine, Pat actually has other interests than Pokemon and streaming, just like the rest of us 😅

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WildRabiea I'm just surprised and concerned a bit to see him watching Kevin's content. What if Kevin's brand of humor gets into Pat's videos? XD

    • @Zeldagaming7
      @Zeldagaming7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everywhere I go , I always see your face

  • @ghrasta.
    @ghrasta. ปีที่แล้ว +3165

    Day 301 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey

    • @woofyou1186
      @woofyou1186 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😬

    • @yeahmike3847
      @yeahmike3847 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Day 1 of

    • @g2timmywonka
      @g2timmywonka ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Poor kid

    • @madisonuncapher6604
      @madisonuncapher6604 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I love that I keep seeing this 😂 KEVIN, DO IT FOR THE FAAANS!!!

    • @ffaemt3388
      @ffaemt3388 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I would also like for him to put on an unhinged sock puppet shoe for us

  • @ratedasmr7811
    @ratedasmr7811 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    “Remember where we parked by the way” Ah a true Kevin classic

    • @avb5424
      @avb5424 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah brings me back

    • @69Cherry69
      @69Cherry69 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “Remember where we parked, boys” brings a tear in my eye

  • @Youthfullegend
    @Youthfullegend ปีที่แล้ว +207

    14:02 Funny how Barbara actually jumped out the plane and landed safely on the rooftop.

    • @maxbracegirdle9990
      @maxbracegirdle9990 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      With the speed she hit that corner, I wouldnt exactly say "safely." I mean, she didn't seem to be bothered by it, but there is no real way down or up from that bit of the roof so it's not really a W for her...

    • @User-hg1jk
      @User-hg1jk ปีที่แล้ว +29

      She got close… but didn’t land it

    • @CrowAndRedString
      @CrowAndRedString ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Falling 20 stories out of a plane onto concrete is not landing safely

    • @WakelessLon
      @WakelessLon ปีที่แล้ว +12

      she still fell 20 stories and fell on a higher balcony, you can kind of hear the bones crunch

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@WakelessLon she hit the ground and survived, you can tell because it didn't give him the unique message "your girlfriend is dead"

  • @akuma2918
    @akuma2918 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "And that, my fellow cult members, is how I met your mother."

  • @katieheath
    @katieheath ปีที่แล้ว +31

    As a Katie who works in a hospital, i feel well represented in this episode

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I almost thought that said Katie Health

  • @rebeccawright9729
    @rebeccawright9729 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The “hey baby you got baggage, I got you covered” broke me 😂😂

  • @iusedtowrite6667
    @iusedtowrite6667 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    GTA has always been a love game. I mean look at Grognak everyone loved her. She had so many romances and more.

  • @spookykitten94
    @spookykitten94 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Not even 2 minutes in and Kevin has CJ looking like he's about to go to a coffee shop to "work on his novel"

  • @nextjen740
    @nextjen740 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Katie was just showing you what it’s like from the other side when you give npc’s mixed messages

  • @quintenvandenberghe2496
    @quintenvandenberghe2496 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I’m going to start forcing Kevin to pay my medical bills… I think I pulled a muscle in my belly while laughing at this video and I deserve compensation.

    • @cecil2742
      @cecil2742 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Call Katie ;)

  • @AshleyAdam16
    @AshleyAdam16 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I can't stop laughing over the chick bored from his insane plane flying

  • @docette2015
    @docette2015 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Kevin showing off why the ladies love him -- he takes them on dates involving long drives across town in a baggage handler, tons of fast food, aerial views of the city (followed by death-defying stunts), and getting loads of tattoos all on his lonesome. Anna must be swooning now. XD

    • @masonyoung1502
      @masonyoung1502 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Long walks around town with a baggage handler*

  • @Evanz111
    @Evanz111 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    1:09 - damn the graphics inside that store actually look fantastic with the lighting. If only the rest of the game looked as upgraded as that, it would actually be a decent remaster.

  • @nicololacson1709
    @nicololacson1709 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Kevin making CJ wear the exact outfit that I always wore and thought was very cool during my high school years is just 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lotllady
    @lotllady ปีที่แล้ว +13

    CJ finding love in the warm embrace of the homies is probably the best ending.

  • @mario6254_
    @mario6254_ ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Kevin is a dating Genius.

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee ปีที่แล้ว

      That's how he got the beauty that is Anna.

  • @humlegard-gaming
    @humlegard-gaming ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Watching Kevin play gta is always a great time!

  • @zeykriid
    @zeykriid ปีที่แล้ว +55

    the only thing I wanted to start my birthday: a CallMeKevin video
    my birthdays always suck, but your absolutely unhinged content gives me strength to make it through it lmao
    love u kev

    • @maxbracegirdle9990
      @maxbracegirdle9990 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Happy birthday. Hope you have a good time however old you're turning. Everything's only what you make of it so it doesn't have to suck (or some other boring motivational crap that doesn't actually mean anything) 🥳🤯🎁🎇🎆🎇

    • @Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato
      @Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato ปีที่แล้ว

      You better have a good birthday, bitch!

    • @sincerelybonnie
      @sincerelybonnie ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Happy birthday!

    • @pinktribble
      @pinktribble ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Happy Birthday! 😊

    • @nush_in_bootz
      @nush_in_bootz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Happy Birthday!!

  • @sllimjimsinkhole
    @sllimjimsinkhole ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Well a Kevin GTA video means I'm reminded of Grog and need to go rewatch those streams again.

    • @cecil2742
      @cecil2742 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know right I miss grognak attorney at law esquire
      MD every day

  • @michaelklos1
    @michaelklos1 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm dying laughing. 🤣
    All the years back when I played this, I didn't have this kind of fun...that ending...🤣

  • @ItsHarleyYT
    @ItsHarleyYT ปีที่แล้ว +18

    i like how kevin calls the pants a new name everytime 😂😂

  • @jazzpancake1167
    @jazzpancake1167 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love some red chonglers. Nothing better!

  • @Pharmassist.
    @Pharmassist. ปีที่แล้ว +6

    kevin should of called Katie when he got hit by that car

  • @davidmackayy
    @davidmackayy ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Is that an RPG in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? 👀

    • @kelias22
      @kelias22 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it indeed is an RPG

  • @corriebergmann5453
    @corriebergmann5453 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    🤣🤣 Kevin's cute little Irish voice; "I am a gangster! Don't throw bottles at me!"

  • @seidimeow
    @seidimeow ปีที่แล้ว +52

    all we need is ray foley to really get the full experience of dating here 💖

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's 4 replies but i see none of them

    • @seidimeow
      @seidimeow ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MaxerV19 yeah same here, also my other comment ??? 🙆 maybe they're s p a m

  • @basicbluetrash
    @basicbluetrash ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I don't think I've laughed this hard in a while 😂 Keep it up Kev!

  • @matthewdavis3125
    @matthewdavis3125 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Kevin saying “Get him homies!” Is hilarious.

  • @beardedmimic6364
    @beardedmimic6364 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Everytime I watch one of your videos I always crack up 😂 never change kevin!!

  • @GA-eh4nl
    @GA-eh4nl ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Thank you for the happy ending Kevin, I appreciate that :)

  • @soul02
    @soul02 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ngl the gang green caught me by surprise and I laughed way too hard

  • @taras6377
    @taras6377 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i have never genuinely laughed out loud as watching a video as much as i have with kevin's videos

  • @Backwayonly
    @Backwayonly ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One of the funniest videos from you in a while :D

  • @scotsman9869
    @scotsman9869 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ganggreen …… the single best joke you’ve ever said Kevin !! 🤣🤣

  • @joseromero3453
    @joseromero3453 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "This car can't fly you b!tch" 😭😭🤣🤣 perfect ending lol

  • @orangetangyvideos
    @orangetangyvideos ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Damnit I'm on holiday without WiFi and Kevin keeps uploading really interesting videos...
    Fuck it I'm using data for this one

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another banger, thanks Kev.

  • @MidnightMisterSuki
    @MidnightMisterSuki ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks Kevin, I really needed this

  • @seidimeow
    @seidimeow ปีที่แล้ว +26

    so I'm gonna go ahead and accept this video as my early boreday gift, as it is my bday tomorrow and kev doesn't post- thanks kev & cult 👋🥳

    • @sianblack3042
      @sianblack3042 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      happy birthday🎉🎉

    • @seidimeow
      @seidimeow ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aw thanks!! 😹

  • @bagrCZ
    @bagrCZ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this was great, I used to do this kind of stuff all the time in the original, great trip down the memory lane

  • @amarantafishygarcia
    @amarantafishygarcia ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I happened upon this channel while I'm going through a hard-core manic sims playing episode and honestly I'd watch this man play anything and I'd be happy to be here 😂

  • @hayden_v
    @hayden_v ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was hilarious. Please do another one!!

  • @yoerivd6513
    @yoerivd6513 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have not laughed so hard latley until the plane crased🤣🤣🤣🤣, amazing video Kevin love the content🙏

  • @Jockofc
    @Jockofc ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your content, thanks for doing what you do

  • @Non-Negotiable
    @Non-Negotiable ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can relate to that garage explosion! 😆

  • @brunotqb
    @brunotqb ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video Kevin keep it up

  • @o76923
    @o76923 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My internet died and I'm running out of data left on my phone for the month but this video was definitely worth it. I love it when you pobody's nerfect stuff in games.

  • @avocadoqueenytb
    @avocadoqueenytb ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I laughed so hard, thank you 😊

  • @shumpp
    @shumpp ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love your vids

  • @mefistopheles
    @mefistopheles ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kevin just makes my day 👌

  • @pioneerpassenger
    @pioneerpassenger ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I lost it when the guy ran into the chainsaw

  • @user_hellothere
    @user_hellothere ปีที่แล้ว

    That story about save game limbo... Touched my heart

  • @AntoineHomenPot
    @AntoineHomenPot ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I love The Simpsons in Spanish"
    Such a great dubbing work Mexico did.

  • @charliem4560
    @charliem4560 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ‘I drove her half way across the state for fast food’ 😂😂😂

  • @petermacneill8166
    @petermacneill8166 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome video Kevin

  • @LordJazzly
    @LordJazzly ปีที่แล้ว

    I have to take some notes from this for my own dates, this stuff is golden

  • @rhawkas2637
    @rhawkas2637 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Not gonna lie, when I saw the car fly off at the end, I thought CJ and his homies were going to Hogwarts. XD

  • @FUCKINGRI0T
    @FUCKINGRI0T ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:16 omg Kevin has an ecosphere on his desk, sooo cool

  • @TheTheoTherone
    @TheTheoTherone ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The daytime night vision made the coolest glow on the walls of my darkened room lol

  • @JaelyGirl
    @JaelyGirl ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im suprised Barabra survived, she in fact did not go down with the plane shes probably stuck on the skyscraper if you pay attention enough to see her feet.

  • @desireedominguez3431
    @desireedominguez3431 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve laughed so hard through this entire video!

  • @l0STstylebender
    @l0STstylebender ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love and understand your video

  • @iduska4328
    @iduska4328 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love it, sometimes you just need a good love story to lift your spirits

  • @annieschmidt2081
    @annieschmidt2081 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kevin playing GTA as a dating sim as if that's not Grognak the Destroyer Attorney At Law, Esquire, M.D.'s entire storyline....

  • @callmeturg1590
    @callmeturg1590 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Better call katie!

  • @8Ghoul8
    @8Ghoul8 ปีที่แล้ว

    WOOOW they changwd the grafixs...that so cool..it looks so nice

  • @NoteToLoser
    @NoteToLoser ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can't believe this video ended the same way that Grease (1978) ended! Kevin has written a true love story for the ages

    • @NoteToLoser
      @NoteToLoser ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No but literally the film Grease ends with the main characters flying away in a car

  • @craftmastr
    @craftmastr ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can't wait for the prequel of this video titled "Better Call Katie" where she's in medical school

  • @DignityForAllyt
    @DignityForAllyt ปีที่แล้ว

    This is epic

  • @davidhansson4399
    @davidhansson4399 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This makes me wanna see more of gnognak and som rp adventures

  • @aryank8497
    @aryank8497 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It you need a lawyer call Saul but if you need healthcare call Katie

  • @echoesofcrows
    @echoesofcrows ปีที่แล้ว

    I laughed so hard I almost passed out this is the funniest video ever 💀💀💀

  • @De_Jimberto
    @De_Jimberto ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kevin and two cars is like Rick and two crows

  • @eugeoyes513
    @eugeoyes513 ปีที่แล้ว

    The consistency!!!

  • @scxiao
    @scxiao ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This went better than when Kevin actually tries to play the game like you're supposed to

  • @loganwolv3393
    @loganwolv3393 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I'm divorced with two kids, still intrested?" Damn R* is really good at poking fun at everyone lmao.

  • @pravitkeyo9167
    @pravitkeyo9167 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    10:50 Kevin got PTSD from that

  • @emmadobbins694
    @emmadobbins694 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That MOST white/Irish "Get him, homies!" legitimately took me out

  • @Haliceph
    @Haliceph ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kevin is a trucking genius

  • @MrMarket1987
    @MrMarket1987 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Katie really is the best girlfriend though. You're rather likely to get shot at by cops than arrested by them, so you might as well get her first to maintain all weapons upon deaths in general. That said, Helena gave you access to a pretty reliable weapon stock area. For all intents and purposes, if you got all the Pearls/Oysters, you also made dating much easier for you in general.

  • @perturbedbatman2009
    @perturbedbatman2009 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This videos proves Kevin is a romance genius.

  • @-Gunnarsson-
    @-Gunnarsson- 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The plane incident got me 😂
    Your date is over 😂

  • @jtmarlin336
    @jtmarlin336 ปีที่แล้ว

    The World needed this video Lmao

  • @theskyischill
    @theskyischill ปีที่แล้ว

    The ending was perfect.

  • @jakeadshead8537
    @jakeadshead8537 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That sick A.I reverse turn at 4:30 though...

  • @EriaCat
    @EriaCat ปีที่แล้ว +1

    everytime I read Kevin's TH-cam videos titles I get the "I'm afraid but intrigued" feeling

  • @bard6184
    @bard6184 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's just too funny when she has to run after the car

  • @pixelcowboy1933
    @pixelcowboy1933 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how I tell the remake and the original apart from looking at the hands, if they're separate fingers, it's the remake, if it's one big flipper, it's the original

  • @jitterbugging
    @jitterbugging ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:27 "No officer! I'm serious! This guy really just ran into my chainsaw!"

  • @grousewithakeyboard
    @grousewithakeyboard ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I guess I can get rid of my insurance thanks to Katie. 🙏 Prayers