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#Arknights #DumdumTime
i couldn't stop myself from laughing when I saw Cuora smash these guys at god's speed with her bat after saying ora ora
Cuora is Jojo
Coura
Arknight Star Platinum turtle bonk
Enemy : that girl only have a handgun, let's go
Jessica : so you have chosen death?
*All those other kids with their pumped up kicks-*
He's a doctor of pure will and sheer f*cking commitment
That´s right :D
Something is wrong with her? Dude, stop bullying sad cat.
@@collagencleo6963 you mean outfit ?
@@常闇ケン we mobile legends and pubg players call them skins
@@exerzplanty7719 Peel skin to change, do you agree we just should call em costumes
@@pleaseturnonthelightimscar9629 meh costumes are a bit too formal but if you wanna then use it
@@exerzplanty7719 so peel their skins as usual :)))
When you accidentally got put in a mission with the Seniors
Jessica doesn't need simps, she already simps for herself.
In Rhodes Island, we doesn't simp for Jessica. Jessica is the one who simp for us
Yeah, from sad cat to happy cat.
I wanted that Chinese dress Jessica, not because of the thighs, but because Jessica is actually smiling and happy for once.
All I want is a Melantha with buff army video
2:48 that Angelina tho
That moment, when Angelina's staff become a MG42 🤣
Dokuta : What is your power?
Jessica : I'm rich
_When Jessica get her hands on Glock 18_ 🤣
that's fps logic: rapid-shooting handgun with unlimited ammo :v
Metal Slug: _Nervously sweating_ 🤣
The literally originium slug: *Snails noise* Hey, that's nickname way better than us!
@@Mr.WhiteCat_YT ey nostalgia
Belt-feed auto hand-gun.
Son: Mom, can we have Exu?
Mother: We already have Exu at home.
Exu at home:
My exu is Blue Poison but multi target. My friends Exu is Ko~Ko~Da~Yo~
Thumbnail: Something wrong with Jessica.
Me who knows the memes: So how long did that take you? A month?
What if chen was there
Sp +1 every 4 second for offensive and deffensive
Plus ptil for 0.3 sp/sec
And powerbank for 1sp/hit
Me thinking about "Man that pistol barrel is not even melting or burning Jessica's hand."
Whats you expect? She using Originium Powered gun and Originium Bullet which she buy using her snack money 😂😂😂
Look at her, trying her best under pressure!
Meanwhile Cuora : **BONK*
Firing so fast her pistol became an SMG
That's powerful! That's not even a meme to m3 Jessica at this point
edit: In comparison, Exu has her skill 1 which requires 4 SP at m3, and deals only 145% damage * 3 hits (weak against armor) but Jessica has only 3 SP at m3, and deals a solid 230% damage.
Eh, I'll stick with my S1M3 Blue Poison. 2 SP, 200% damage AND hits two targets. Plus hits 535 ATK at max level compared to Jessica's 475 (Damage = 1070 (BP) vs 1092.5 (Jess), practically the same, but still hits two targets with lower SP)
You realize 145% x4 is 580% right
@@jootpepet ??? i wont even bother lol
She is not Jessica, she is John Wick !!
Thank you so much for featuring my sad cat in one of your videos. :D
Jessica go brrrrrrrr
Cuora: *Bonk *Bonk *Bonk *Bonk
I applaud to that man ..
And I was Burst at laugh while I'm doing this stage with Ceobe s2+Aak.
Nevertheless, Great showcase for Jessica, our poor cat.
Greythroat or exusiai would be cool
Macchine: Whoever did this, only simp does this
Me: *Y E S*
WAIT IDEA: 6* jessica WITH DUAL FULL AUTO GLOCKS..... (wheres my paycheck?)
Before watching Jerry Miculek : Jessica pew pew
After watching Jerry Miculek :
imagine it with Exu's additional buff😂
Bofor gun
Damn nice. Kinda makes me wanna see Exusiai in this
Well Jesica is the RICHEST in Arknights ?
I can imagine Jessica is just time crisis’ing her hand gun to get the fire rate.
For every character who is teased against by the majority, there are some who forms a cult and would like to defend their point. Jessica is no different.
Also, CN Spoiler but her Skill 2's evasion might be useful against a certain boss.
His handgun on burst mode i guess
I really like her shooting sound lol
What i hate is the sound of Meryl hitting with that flag , that is annoying.
Relatable take my like goddamnit
the sad cat becomes machine gun cat
But thank god Macchine u first doktah to try to boost jessica wid aak. Afaik, tnx
Yes spread the good word
JESSICA!! MOUNT THE MACHINE GUN NOW!!!
Coura: UNLIMITED BONK WORKS
Jessica machine gun
Jessie we need to cook
Imagine that kind of power doubled by BP
Plot Twist: *he is the simp, he have an alt acc and make skill 1 of Jessica go to Mastery3*
Bonk master
100 % not metal slug pistol speed
Still working on m3 savage
ptilopsis would make her skill regen faster btw
2.3k jessica
lol amazing
tik tik !!!!POP!!!!!
tik tik !!!!POP!!!!!
tik tik !!!!POP!!!!!
when kroos became exusiai
Angelina as Eyja.exe
The only problem about Jessica is that she should stop using her own money. Ghad management please help her
It sounds like a beat tho
So...
Aak s1 can stun lock (it also gives 100 atk spd but idk what lvl)
100 attack speed is M3. Which mine is actually at! I know people love Aak for his S3 buffs, but I love his S1 stunlock!
@@Kilo6Charlie I also love that! I used Aak mainly to stall something like Avengers, Ice cleavers, possessed reunion, etc. I rarely use his buffs skill lol
Edit: I usually use him together with Angelina. As her global regen make Aak HP demerit not that painful and she can buff atk speed too just by standing on the battlefield
@@justawanderingoldman7699 Angelina Sora and Perfumer can COMPLETELY counter his HP drain actually when combined. IDK if you need all 3 or just 2.
I have Aak S1 as a Support unit actually. I used him a ton during the recent CC to stunlock stuff. Super helpful.
Non non that's a nekomatan
Jessica fully auto
I want cuora goes full muda muda!
Aak was also cool lol
um i didnt see a link for it in the description whats the song for when they were looking at jessica and her stats?
So this what happens when you give Jessica an upgrade gun
Is it a Five-seven or a glock 17?
Bit late,but I think it is a Baretta M9
Wish I had you as friend cause I have a s1m3 Amiya and I wanna see what she can do with Aak which I don't have leveled.
just add me anyway
@@Macchine26 where?
Guess I'm a simp because I'm slowly getting my Jessica to 70
Chen would've increased Jessica's dps as more skill procs
*She Switched from a M9 Beretta to a Glock 18.*
Beretta 93R.....
Aah.. Maybe I build her later..
Flambringer s2 m3 when?
Erm utage.....how cool is she with full power buff?
Has anyone tried Aak + Beehunter or is no one mad enough
Exusiai at home
I m3 jessicat's 1st skill... I am an indeed a simp TvT i just want her and Amiya to be happy with their outfits and watnut TvT i love them they carried me to chapter 8
What mytle attack speed?
my first person with 2 elit was Jessica
Using thumbnail little busters please
0:08 music pleeeease
i beg your pardon is that anime girl sora?
Illyasviel
But what about kroos?
Nc a doktah same as me, but my jessica has both s1 and s2 at m3
It's exusiai but a neko
Hehehe
If you're all about attack sleed.. why don't you use exu?
First
The only problem about Jessica is that she should stop using her own money. Ghad management please help her
The only problem about Jessica is that she should stop using her own money. Ghad management please help her