"He had gone to the bathroom and taken meticulous effort to have a bowel movement uninterrupted, cause he knew something special was happening." Jim Ross - the greatest storyteller of all time.
this is how Michael Cole would narrate it "Brian Pillman showed me the biggest dump I have ever seen, I mean it was massively huge...which you can see yourself by logging into the WWE APP
i did this at costco once, this is where the term "triple coiler" was coined. like soft serve coming out of a machine, even with that beautiful little arched tip at the top. thing of beauty, you cant just flush something like that away.
And once again, I am reminded of one of the many peculiarities that made Pillman one of a kind outside the ring, as well as inside. Thank you for broadcasting this vid. (5/5)
You titled this perfect. You called it a shoot, and the way Ross tells the story I thought it was going to end with him saying something bad... the was a great story.
Brian pillman jr. Is straight up $ 💰 $. His look is just absolutely perfect, vintage 80s style and a tribute to his old man. Besides NATURALLY being athletic as a thoroughbred and a Clydesdale add being trained by Lance Storm to his resume. There is not one single doubt in my mind that we're looking at a future WWE Intercontinental champion, if not...WWE world Champion. #BPJ #BrianPillmanjr #BrianPillman #looseCannon #heartfoundation #fourhorsemen #roguehorseman #futureWWEchampion
If I had a dream match for Pillman, it was him vs Curt Hennig. You're damn right he should be bound for the HOF. He contributed so much. The cruiserweight division, the high flyer style, even some of that "loose cannon" type character that some wrestlers use today. The biz lost one of it's coolest when he passed.
Pillman was awesome, the only times I've ever teared up watching wrestling was when Pillman and Eddie died. I wasn't watching WWF when Owen's accident happened but that would have done it too. Pillman= Legend, he was awesome.
That's the funniest story I've heard all week. Wow. I thought for sure Pillman was gonna show Good 'ol J.R. the size of his wedding tackle, but this was even better. When I was in grade 3, a friend of mine came over and laid one out and it wouldn't go down the drain and my poor Ma had to poke it with a straw. All she kept saying was, "That must have hurt that poor boy."
I don't use any drugs, but I have produced a couple of logs that shocked me when I saw them...to the point that I couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes.
Now heres a real question. If the longest uninterrupted piece of human waste was the only thing n the toilet so everyone could clearly see it without paper or anything over it, then where did he put the paper that he wiped himself at??
“I bet there’s someone sitting at home saying oh he just knows how to shit”- JR I took that quote and changed it from when the new age outlaws pushed cactus jack and chainsaw Charlie off the stage in the dumpster match 😂 original quote was “I bet there’s someone sitting at home saying oh they just know how to fall”
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"He had gone to the bathroom and taken meticulous effort to have a bowel movement uninterrupted, cause he knew something special was happening." Jim Ross - the greatest storyteller of all time.
only Jim Ross can make someone taking a shit feel like a Wrestlemania moment
BAH GAWD! HE POOPED! THAT'S THE BIGGEST PIECE OF $HIT THAT I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
MrKing8050 and that's why he's a legend
You’re goddamn right. 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm in tears from laughing so hard over here lol "Because he knew something special was happening" 🤣 Rest In Peace Brian Pillman 🙏
BRIAN PILLMAN MADE ATTITUDE ERA R.I.P !!!!
Brian Pillman: The illegitimate father of Bono. "It must be over 900 courics !!"
Jr needs the bitty
JR's deadpan expression is remarkable.
HOW did he tell this story with a straight face? LOL!
Its almost like he had bells palsy
"Good God Almighty!!! That killed him! That killed him!! With God as my witness, he has been broken in half!!"
But there is no break .. "uninterrupted" sir.
Markus Elstob indeed. The turd was uninterrupted but Pillman was broken in half pushing it out
"His masterpiece" fucking killed me
"uninterrupted" - Hahahahaha.
“If it wasn’t 18 inches long, I’m not wearing a black hat.” I needed a good laugh after that Dark Side episode
this is how Michael Cole would narrate it
"Brian Pillman showed me the biggest dump I have ever seen, I mean it was massively huge...which you can see yourself by logging into the WWE APP
I'm dead lmao
OOOOOOOHHHHHG MYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Incredible moment!!!!!!!
"Vintage Pillman!"
Jim Ross telling this story makes it 100X funnier.
RIP Brian Pillman
JR can narrate my pathetic life and make it actually interesting.
He's borin'!
it's so funny because jr tells it really seriously yet respectfully.
lets face it...thats something to be proud of !
Dean Ambrose is pretty good, but Brian Pillman was on another level.
Good at what, exactly?
Dean ambrose...? What does he have to do with Pillman..? I don’t get it
@@joemayo4078 Dean was a ripoff of Pillman back then.
Let's not even compare that jackass to Pillman
They should have taken a picture of it with a Polaroid. Brian Pillman's 18-inch dump for WWE Hall of Fame! Book it Vince!
Wow, I've never laughed this hard in a long time. God Bless You, Brian Pillman!
"...and now he's dead and this is how I choose to remember him."
I think me and Brian could have been good friends.
i did this at costco once, this is where the term "triple coiler" was coined.
like soft serve coming out of a machine, even with that beautiful little arched tip at the top. thing of beauty, you cant just flush something like that away.
When JR saw that turd his reaction was Good God Almighty !
And the line "as god as my witness" was born
I don't think anyone will tell that same exact story with a straight face lmao kudos to you, J.R.
This is the story of how Roman Reigns was born
lol XD
+Ragebropakage That's true. ALSO it is how WWE was born. When Brian was still here with us. It was still called WWF
Bro?????? You didn't make Roman Look strong
That's true Ragebropakage
I certainly didn't expect this when I clicked! Brilliant!
Steve Austin once stuck Brian Pillman's head down the toilet and said "say hi to some of your friends". LOL!
And once again, I am reminded of one of the many peculiarities that made Pillman one of a kind outside the ring, as well as inside. Thank you for broadcasting this vid. (5/5)
Pillman - what a champion. That is a masterpiece indeed.
Classic!! Wish I knew more about this bloke!!
I just had a shit that was about 15 inches long and thought of this straight away. Pillman is a legend
You titled this perfect. You called it a shoot, and the way Ross tells the story I thought it was going to end with him saying something bad... the was a great story.
I love you Brian Pillman. You are officially now one of my heroes. Taken from us way way too soon.
"He'd shown everyone his masterpiece"- And what does the "Masterpiece" himself have to say about this story?
Ironically, I haven't heard shit from them.
Brian pillman jr. Is straight up $ 💰 $. His look is just absolutely perfect, vintage 80s style and a tribute to his old man. Besides NATURALLY being athletic as a thoroughbred and a Clydesdale add being trained by Lance Storm to his resume. There is not one single doubt in my mind that we're looking at a future WWE Intercontinental champion, if not...WWE world Champion.
#BPJ
#BrianPillmanjr
#BrianPillman
#looseCannon
#heartfoundation
#fourhorsemen
#roguehorseman #futureWWEchampion
Brian Pillman was crazy. This is good tv.
Pillman and Andre's EPIC shit stories=TIMELESS CLASSICS!!!
If I had a dream match for Pillman, it was him vs Curt Hennig. You're damn right he should be bound for the HOF. He contributed so much. The cruiserweight division, the high flyer style, even some of that "loose cannon" type character that some wrestlers use today. The biz lost one of it's coolest when he passed.
HE KNEW SOMETHING SPECIAL WAS HAPPENING!!! I JUST DIED!!
Here JR makes a turd sound more interesting than Michael Cole could a wrestlemania main event.
"The longest uninterrupted piece of human waste known to man."
Vince Russo?
I can't stop laughing and I can't stop listening to this story.
the way jr tells the story makes it more epic....;rip pillman
Thank you so much Steve and Larson.
I don't get it, why did Brian show JR his "brown masterpiece"????
If I was Ross, I would go,"Brian, why in the hell would u show me this?"???
Pillman was awesome, the only times I've ever teared up watching wrestling was when Pillman and Eddie died. I wasn't watching WWF when Owen's accident happened but that would have done it too.
Pillman= Legend, he was awesome.
This is definitely "Beyond the Titantron" material
“Join us on Behind the Titantron as we examine and take a closer look at Brian Pillman’s masterpiece”
I can't stop fucking laughing! 🤣🤣🤣
I could easily imagine JR's live comment on this " OH MY GOD KING THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE LARGEST TURD IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING HISTORY! "
That's the funniest story I've heard all week. Wow. I thought for sure Pillman was gonna show Good 'ol J.R. the size of his wedding tackle, but this was even better. When I was in grade 3, a friend of mine came over and laid one out and it wouldn't go down the drain and my poor Ma had to poke it with a straw. All she kept saying was, "That must have hurt that poor boy."
😂😂😂😂 his wedding tackle lol I haven't heard that term in years
Brian Pillman was a contestant on the October 5, 1997 episode of the game show Celebrity Bucket Kickers.
This sounds like an episode of south park..
We need guys like Brian Pillman back in America. Imagine if he was president😂🤣😅😂🤣😂🤣😅😂😅
Happy birthday to Brian Pillman. Your true fans miss you
Jim Ross doesn't shoot on Brian Pillman. Brian Pillman shoots on Stone Cold.
And that's why he shot the... shoot... out of his body
I spit my drink all over my computer screen when J.R. was describing it haha holy sh*t - literally! haha
Nice to hear Brian was a normal man like you and me.
i was at an q/a with JR yesterday. he told this story and i was fucking dying.
This story was in the loose cannon DVD for those wondering
Would of been great to hear JR call it as it happened haha, so many JR lines going through my head.
Uninterrupted Human Waste would make a great punk band name.
""AS GOD AS MY WITNESS its not even BROKEN IN HALFF"""
I really wanna see his masterpiece.
lmfao. How he said that without laughing is beyond me!!
"He got a ring crew guy to stand guard so he could show the other wrestlers his masterpiece" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Legendary.
All due respect to the loose cannon
Nicely done.
awesome video. funny as hell!
ahhhh
the legacy of brian pillman
First set up to a story where the culmination met expectations.
I guess thats where they got the idea of the DX skit with chris masters in the bath room. Holy cow you crapped a masterpiece xD
Now that's impressive!!!
What a lovely story.lol
on the roundtable jim ross said it looked like a bowl of pythons and i almost fuckin died laffin. what a classic story. rip pillman
Who's here after when JR interviewed Brian's son, Brian Jr. on AEW Dynamite this week?
"...because he knew something special was happening". Jim Ross can sure tell a story
Pillman is genuinely crazy. The real lunatic fringe.
amazing description JR
That is brilliant!
I don't use any drugs, but I have produced a couple of logs that shocked me when I saw them...to the point that I couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes.
"cause he knew something special was happening"
hahaa WTF
I wonder if Pillman flushed it, would JR say "BAH GOD, HE'S BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!!!"
Get well soon good ol' JR
Now heres a real question. If the longest uninterrupted piece of human waste was the only thing n the toilet so everyone could clearly see it without paper or anything over it, then where did he put the paper that he wiped himself at??
From what I understand, he's still in solid standing with WWE, he's just out with a case of Bell's Palsy.
LMAO......i miss pillman so much
"His masterpiece" 😁
I can't imagine what it was like being on the road with Pillman with the crazy and hilarious shit he did. LOL!!!
thank you!
That's an awesome story. Some funny shit.
This happened at my High School freshman year. The kid who supplied it ended up going to the hospital.
lmao...how kept from laughing is beyond me...I was choking on my breakfast
Brian Pillman kicks ass
"Because he knew something special was happening."
“I bet there’s someone sitting at home saying oh he just knows how to shit”- JR
I took that quote and changed it from when the new age outlaws pushed cactus jack and chainsaw Charlie off the stage in the dumpster match 😂 original quote was “I bet there’s someone sitting at home saying oh they just know how to fall”
Perfect.
this is soooooooooo funny i was cracking up.
reminds me of that south park episode lol
More proof that JR is the greatest story teller in WWE history.
That was freaking hilarious!!!!!