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Timecards
0:35 - John Laurinaitis
2:09 - Jim Herd
5:05 - World Wrestling Entertainment
6:36 - Shawn Michaels
9:53 - Triple H
11:40 - Batista
14:15 - Sable
18:00 - Kevin Dunn
21:22 - Paul Heyman
23:46 - Extreme Championship Wrestling
26:14 - Hardcore Wrestling
29:20 - Dixie Carter
29:45 - Terry Taylor
31:52 - Insane Clown Posse and Juggalos
34:49 - Rappers (Especially White ones)
35:25 - Mark Madden
39:35 - Eric Bischoff (Pre-Table For 3)
40:22 - Ed Ferrara and Prelude to Jim buries the Universe Episode II - Vince Russo
Thank you.
Thanks helps me out alot
Can of Coke for you, sir.
DomNick Is
DomNick always wondered what Cornette thinks of that old writer Vince Russo. He doesn’t have a slot in this video, maybe Cornette doesn’t think a lot of Russo either way.
"Jim Herd, god rest his soul. Wish I could say that for real; he's not dead yet but I'm keeping my fingers crossed." I died right there. And I'm stealing that line.
Lmao
@@jetjaguar4285 Lol me too.
Same
All of Cornys lines are stolen lol
He cracks me up 🤣🤣 the Kevin dun rant 😂😂😂
"We're not wrestling. I don't know why you think we're wrestling. Just because we have wrestlers in wrestling boots and wrestling tights in a wrestling ring."
He cuts his hair with a pencil sharpener!
"Fuck you Kevin Dunn! I swear HHH is going to fire Kevin Dunn at Vince McMahon's funeral
Thebsame way Nurses and Doctors do their thing on that show "Grey's anatomy"
The McMahon/Dunn 'wrestling' hard-on is beyond ridiculous. Their marquee event is WRESTLEMania, the entire motivation of the promotion is to funnel the TV storylines/conflicts into the monthly PPV that's ALL WRESTLING MATCHES, but nah, we ain't wrestling....fucking ridiculous. It's an insult to the audience and says something about people who are ashamed of the business that made them millionaires THEN billionaires. As Corny would say: "Fuuuck."
"I liked the business a lot better when the marks were out front in the seats."
- Dutch Mantell
Hearing someone like Jim Cornette give respect to Taker and Mick Foley warms my heart.
foley and taker are always praised by literraly anyone who has worked with them especially taker
I've never heard anyone trash Foley or Taker.
@@sorrenblitz805 Hogan trashed Foley for not being in shape.
@Digital Fates yeah I miss these interviews. Everything seemed more real back then lol
@@braveulysees When the fuck was Hulk ever in shape himself anyway 😂 Stiffest bag of bones I've ever seen in the ring, Moolah at the age of 147 sold the RKO better than Hulk sold anything in his career.
“His own mother smacked the stork that delivered him”-pure gold
Tennesseeisms
His rants are extremely therapeutic.
Truer words have never been spoken
Obviously this comments old as fuck but i listen to this guy everyday after work and have a couple beers and its the fuckin best.
*These schizophrenoc that are too long to be short and too short to be long* 😂
Kody with a K Same.
@@pedj3133 Hell yeah
“When mortals won’t speak to ya you find a higher power” 😂😂
joshua hymer on point!
That... Honestly is true on many levels. Dealt with someone before who literally is this quote right here.
Yeah i hate those "I found jesus and i am not that person anymore" frauds.
man i really hate those type of people. theyre so lonely so they turn out to god for some sympathy and attention AND they take pride for it. the cycle goes on
@@bullhead4963 and they're usually lonely because they're repugnant people with or without religion lol
Bret Hart: I'm the best at burying people
Jim Cornette: Hold my Racket!
Hold my Sprite
"And i whaaacked him"
Haven't watch the whole video yet im not sure if that's in the video if not watch the vice vault special its like 2mins of jims wresting memorabilia collection.
New Jack says stand aside Jim
It's the shits
@@lucaswalker2639 then watch the video thats why your unsure come on
"If you took this guy's balls and threw them down a drinking straw it would look like a kernel of corn going down a storm drain. " Straight up savage.
There is anger management, and then there is Jim Cornette.
This is Anger Concentration!
In Castle Cornette, anger manages you.
Rage heroin 😂
Anger as a super power.
"I drove you and bought you Wendy's you fat cow" the way he said had me laughing so hard I'm crying. 😂😂
I woke my son a 3am laughing😂 jim loves wendys
I’ve never bought a pay per view in my life, but I would pay $50 to see Paul Heymen and Jim Cornette in a steal cage match.
I’d rather see Corny and Russo
@@seansmith416ss Russo would just run from Cornette the entire time, the second he saw that crazed look Corny gets in his eyes lol. Scary stuff 🤣
@@sese6227 put em in hell in a cell.
Gotta gimmick up that match.
I’ve never bought a pay per view either, and never will.
Is that a match where they have to steal a cage?
"I don't know what they got for putting a live microphone in front of Sable's mouth but it should've been 3 to 5 years" LMFAO
Lol
I'm rewatching the Attitude Era and Sable is fucking BRUTAL.
As plastic as Barbie and Barbie probably has better oration abilities. She has no skill, no personality and no ass. She's boring and if her only function was to be attractive, she sucked at that too.
@@GeneralxMayhem Bruh, I feel you.🤣
lmao
Cornett is literally too damn funny & he's just being himself
jim cornette is to shoots
what Jim ross is to commentary
Greatest metaphor ever
@M MM Why are you here then with that worthless hot take lol
So true 😆
M MM Fuck off lol
@M MM Cornette is great
Cornette on Jim Herd: "He's not dead yet but I got my fingers crossed."
I watch this around once a year, still gets me in fits of giggles.
Haha me too
Never enough of corny even the old stuff.🤣🤣
Start watching it daily and it will change your life
I’m back
@@Trendleader863I can confirm this is true 😂
"I'm not Ken Shamrock, I'm not Randy The Natural Couture, but I could whip Kevin Dunn." LOL!!!
He's lickin that right crack lmao on HHH
Honestly with that confidence I believe him.
What’s happening stuntman MARK!?
@@popo0129 it's false bravado designed to get you to think exactly what you thought so you don't whoop his ass
"I don't Burn Bridges, I Demolish them." That should be the Tagline of his Auto-Biography
Yet he was at WWE Hall of Fame. He is that damn good.
He should run for president and have that as his campaign slogan
Maybe the second one because the first one needs to be Thank you Fuck you Bye My Book that is! It’s a pun
@@drunkensailor112 I'll vote for him in a heartbeat!
RandalfElVikingo huh turn FTC fix txt C wx
"HIS OWN MOTHER SLAPPED THE STORK THAT DELIVERED HIM" 😂😂😂
Used to hate him as a manager when I was a kid.... now watching him in various interviews and programs he is a legend and has had and allways will have a massive impact on wrestling
I hated him too. So bad. Wanted to see someone take that racket and beat him with it. Now I know that Cornette may have been the best worker ever
@@Alamyst2011 very true 👍
Hated him with a passion, then I got older and understood that he was just really fucking good at his job
@@gaz-atollahofrockandrolla7519 100% true 👍
Me too bud, I hated him as a kid.... Now at 43 I love listening to him rants lmao
This man weaves profanity like Michelangelo sculpts statues.
"...and somebodys gonna do THAT shit to themselves for $20 because, like Ian Rotten, they have some kind of inordinant need to be somebody in front of a few fucking deluded fucking delinquent fucking people at a god damn bowling alley in fucking west fuckwad indiana?!"
One hand on his genitals?????
At the end of the 'Dark Side of the Ring' episode about the Montreal Screwjob, Jim goes off on Vince Russo SO hilariously hard, says he wants to live long enough to see Vince die so Jim can piss on his grave, and get a picture of himself pissing on the grave so he can put it up on his wall to look at every day... it was so goddamn funny, I started thinking 'I wonder if this is a work'
He only does that because he can't think of anything better to say. It's a sign of a low intelligence.
@@Andulvar he clearly has a lot to say n is obviously a very intelligent person n you'll find many many ppl who will say the same thing. You're clearly a fuckin moron. N btw. It means The complete opposite. Look it up. Spewing bullshit online that you just heard n assumed is true is a sign you're a complete and total imbecile.
“We’re not wrestling. Even though we have wrestlers in a wrestling ring wearing wrestling boots and wrestling tights.” 😂😂😂
We’re going to have chomp chomp chomp Bret thay Shit chomp chomp chomp and I know he’th not thuppothed to thay chomp chomp Shit chomp chomp on your network chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp.
Gotta say it with a mouthful of potato chips, like a chipmunk
“WHEN MORTALS WONT SPEAK TO YOU, YOU FIND A HIGHER POWER”
I clean my house and do my reading to these shoots.
I'm sorry ... cleaning, sure, but you 'do your reading' to Cornette ranting?? How does work? lol
@Percival Sweetwater lol, I don't know that I would compare Jim Cornette's voice to any classical instrument except maybe a trumpet - and not a mellow, gently played one, either. ;)
I love listening to these while at work. I’m a welder and these are awesome videos to help get through those long 12 to 14 hour workdays
I detail cars to it 😂
I think Corny needs to stop beating around the bush and tell us how he really feels LOL
I like it how when it comes to shoots, Corny and Artful Dodger are polar opposites (yet they're both over as fuck).
Joe Spitler I absolutely agree I think that it’s time for him to finally to tell us how he truly feels and I agree actually with everything he says in this video I think That Vince McMahon turned the sport of wrestling into something that people like Jim Cornette actually finds unwatchable and I do as well sometimes if we being honest and truthful with ourselves because sports entertainment is a complete waist of money and time and the WWE will not last much longer if Vince and his family continue to push it as sports entertainment and not what it actually is which is the sport of wrestling because that’s what it is period end of story
Yea dude corny constantly beats around the bush and never really talks about how he feels. Shits kinda annoying to be honest.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
"They should be thrown screaming from helicopters in front of their fuckin families", love this one, I gotta quote it sometime.
TVfanatic342 without a doubt my favorite shit Corny has ever said.
Jeff Boyd I concur!! Probably the best statement regarding the subject matter...
Do it at the airport, that would be epic.....
Pretty sure that’s what Pinochet did to commies. Took them on a helicopter ride and pushed them out. Pretty wild haha
😂😂😂
Corny’s burial of Laurinaitis carries even more weight after this new lawsuit
Slo-mo voice:
"VVVVIIINNNCCCEEEE RRRRUUSSSSOOOOOO"
😂😂😂
"Stay away from stress."
I work for Jim Herd. I can't do that.
LOL
John Wagner indeed
That line got me laughing hard, well almost every line did but you know what I mean
Cornie seems like a walking youtube comment section never change lol
Spot on comment lol
He's way more eloquent and inventive than people in the comments section
He's a grave digger
@@richardpowell4281 You're in the wrong comment sections lol Some of these lunatics, come up with some absolutely brilliant & bonkers stuff.
@@sese6227 Some are witty, others appear brain dead. Most are somewhere in the middle
"He cuts his hair with a pencil sharpener" I'm fucking dead 😂😂😂😂
Nothing like a good Jim Cornette rant early in the morning to boost my metabolism.
I could listen to Jim Cornette talk about wrestling and rant all day. The man is pure gold. The love and passion for the wrestling business is so strong with him.I know it will most likely never happen but he belongs in the Hall of Fame.
Rick Plotner It’ll happen, someday. If Bret Hart can literally knock out Vince McMahon and still get in then anyone can. So long as they deserve it.
@@PFGNW Even Ultimate Warrior was inducted into the HOF, so there's still hope
I re watch this video and the other one a lot 😂 to fall asleep and just to be entertained I feel u
I bet Cornette wouldn't even wanna be in there lol
Don't know if he'd even go for it, but he ABSOLUTELY deserves to be in there. He deserves to be a there a lot more than some people who are already in *cough* Ultimate Warrior*cough* Sunny*cough, cough*
"They should be thrown screaming from helicopters in front of their families" Cornette on white rappers. 🤣😂😂
Matt Nail That shit killed me too lmao. I would probably pay to see his reaction to a slim Jesus video (he's a white rapper who's hilarious for literally all the wrong reasons).
Corny is a Pinochet fan
"Rap is crap" ;)
Cornette is clearly a Carlin fan.
@@postersandstuff I Dare Them To Say That To The Face Of Eminem I'm Pretty Sure Slim Shady Wouldn't Take Too Kindly To That Insult
“Hi John, (stares into camera) fuck you” this line almost literally killed me.
“I’d rather watch a dog lick it’s balls.” Why has it taken me this long to watch 😂😂
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He ain't wrong 🤣
"if no mortal wants to talk to ya, you go and find a higher power" -Jim Cornette
Funny how when people are on death row they find God too isnt it? Jim is spot on about Shawn 100%
That was the BEST
@@cragerzz technically every time a human gets cornered finds, or wants to find, a higher power to help him out
_Cuts to the segment on the King of Kings_
"his own mother slapped the stork who delivered him" spit beer out on that.
great video awesome production
John Falcetta Corny has some of the best one-liners....this might be my favorite
That line should live forever
The best advice I can give anyone wanting to get into professional wrestling is this:
"Don't get on Cornette's bad side."
I used to think Scott Steiner was vicious on the mic. I see now that its Jim Cornette.
Watching Sean Olivers reactions the whole way through this is amazing 😂 he knows Jim is gold
Sean Oliver loves bringing up Kevin Dunn just so he can ask Corny to “do a.. quick little.. Kevin Dunn impression.. for the.. listening audience! He can’t even hold back the smile and giggle every time he asks!
Man those 45 minutes flew by
Yip
Still great
Normally when long videos feel fast is because you are enjoying them and lose sense of time sooo thats great, these shoots are funny af
@@crowns9966 Pretty sure that's what they meant lol
Cornettes impression of Kevin Bucky Beaver Dunn is hilarious.
"GET YOUR FUCKIN' TEETH FIXED!" Hilarious.
@@jrreogreugerugregreger7486 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
🦫 fuh fuh fuh😬
Taker tapping his wrists and watches Shawn Michaels drop the title. It’s great to hear Taker telling the same story many years later.
“Couldn’t believe him even if his tongue was notarized” 😂
I think Cornette's shit list is long enough to turn this into a multi-part series.
Miser Jones and so it became to pass. Part 2 on Russo will make you piss yourself
Its almost as long as a CVS reciept after buying a pack of gum
Miser Jones AKA Maestro Pirouette maybe a television miniseries just of this
"I don't burn bridges, I demolish them"
[insert Michael Jackson popcorn gif]
The Kevin Dunn rants are incredible.
lol so glad i found these. this is all pure gold.
Corny needs to be in the HOF. Like him or not, he’s up there with Paul E. as one of the greatest minds in the history of professional wrestling.
@JD Gust of Wind Dance - that's a fair comparison..
Bruce Prichard makes that comparison on his stw podcast. He calls them the same person just a northern/southern differentiation.
Him demolishing HHH is probably the reason why he probably won't get in while living unless Shane takes over WWE
@@JoeyMartz Pritchard's a company shill who constantly talks down both of them lol. I would take anything he says, with a grain of salt.
He's said he won't go in unless they put the midnight in with him, I believe
He’s not in the hall of fame? 😦
I feel like he has contributed so much to the culture and has seen the good, the bad and the ugly of the industry!
Jim is always accurate when it comes to the people he rants on.
Pill swallowing HBK was the worst back in the 90's
@chuckbuskeeyes u mark u hear me i did
@chuckbuskee Buddy, when most workers from the 90's and Shawn himself tells you it was bad then you can take thier word for it.
Don't be a smart ass
It really is poetic the way he puts together insults. Makes me believe it's all based on truth.
Honestly its very artistic how he does it.
His own mother slapped the stork that delivered him. Jesus, that line is gold.
"When mortals won't speak to you, you find a Higher Power."-Jim Cornette talking about Shawn Michaels
DAMN.
It's so accurate
"I bought you fucking Wendy's"...classic
Damn
CSFLChampion “I drove you, I DROVE YOU AND BOUGHT YOU FUCKING WENDY’S **YOU FAT COW!!**”
Corny sure takes his Wendy’s seriously
Honestly if I buy a man Wendy's you better be a real one in return
The last half of this sentence: '....you fat cow 🤣"
This and part 2 is the greatest thing on the Internet. Seriously an honest man telling how it is. Like the government in a way, an former president comes out and says all the secrets, all the info and roasting of Sun level. We need this. I need this mentally and emotionally.
The worst he had to say about Batista just makes him look like a sweetheart "He was cold a lot and listened to his wife"
I am surprised he hasn't found his way to Hollywood, or at least done stand up, he is a natural comedian.
Jim in this woke hollywood? would never happen
Watching Jim doing standup would be a highlight of my life.
@@toddimus Jim is woke you shithead
@@toddimus he votes dem he’s in the club
@@laksivrak2203 true
I’d pay $1000 to watch a video of Cornette in a CZW front row watching the show and reacting lmao
Peter Cockentits we should pay him for doing that
Fuck it. Start a petition and a crowd fund.
Make him do it
if Nick gage is on the card we should all do it
I don't see any way you would make that physically possible.
I think he would fight you if you try to take him to the mud field of broken glass and broken dreams called CZW.
As someone who trained there, please yes I need to see it.
Only Jim could use the "c" word about a woman and the interview would not come to an end. He got Sable right.
Jim Cornette is the king of professional wrestling shoot interviews. No one will ever equal or surpass his level of greatness.
New Jack?
I legit almost pissed my pants at 21:34.
Slo-mo devil voice "VINCE RUSSO" is comedy gold. Thank you for littering it throughout the video.
I could listen jim roast russo for hours lol
“It’s NOTHING like *V I N C E R U S S O…”*
"Kevin Dunn, he cuts his hair with a pencil sharpener."
Cory Graham-Bull I almost choked to death on that one
lmao
I laughed so fucking hard espically the impression
"His own mother slapped the stork that delivered him." Oh. My. God.
How Jim hasn't had a major stroke already is beyond me. Love him.
He has to outlive shitbag so he can piss on his grave.
Not being appreciative when Jim Cornette buys you Wendy's...there's a special place in hell for that offense.
I'm eating Wendy's RN lol
@@skippingrhyme4386 You should send a message to Corny and thank him just in case.
You're Right! I'll get on that for... Heaven's sake!!
really wish corny wouldn't be afraid to speak his mind and express himself. it's not good for him to hold his opinions in
Where? When?
it is very unfortunate. Maybe one day he’ll feel comfortable enough to write a book or make a podcast to be able to say his opinions
If this is corny holding back I could only imagine him letting loose..🤣🤣🤣🤣
Texas Tornado just grab the popcorn and watch the fireworks
Me reading the timecards "Where the fuck is Vince Russo?" then I saw there's a special episode just for him LOL
@16:25 "I don't know what they got for putting a microphone in front of Sables mouth, but it should have been 3 to 5 years" Classic.
sables voice was definitely annoying. it’s cringe worthy watching her cut a promo. correction: it’s cringe worthy listening to her cut a promo.
"By the way here's what I think of Triple H. His promos. I'd rather watch a dog lick its balls."
He said what I've been saying for years.
Whats sad is he's still better than 90% of the current WWE roster.
@@supergluehotty Only because the current roster aren't allowed to express themselves, they are handed scripts that make them sound like retards.
That is *literally* true for me and I am not ashamed to admit it.
Well a dog licking it's balls makes sense, HHH being a main eventer never did.
I love watching Cornette rant when i'm pissed off about something. I live vicariously through him and by the time the video is over, I forget what I was pissed off about. It's very therapeutic actually haha.
@DJ Thomas same here bro
I just want someone to care about me as much as Corny cares about JR.
i love this line when mortals wont talk to you you find a higher power
34:06 "Your records weren't released, they escaped!" Holy shit!
Jim Cornette's glasses has more charisma than Roman Reigns.
Oh man that's beautiful. Hope you don't mind if I use that.
If the wrestlers on wwe raw could cut promos like cornette they would be over roman could not cut promo like this. roman reminds me of mic skills size ring sizes getting carried in ring to lex luger.
RR looks like a star duh! He isn't there yet...They need to turn his ass heel esp. after he beats Taker***
Big Head I don't think so. Reigns has been demoted. WWE/Vince are on to the next one.
Yes & no the wwe appears to be a bunch of lame brains a lot of the time but they still do things "by committee" it's not just Roman you still have others: Randy, Bray Finn, Dean, Enzo & Cass, Styles, Sami, Bayley, Char& esp. now Nakamura. Now as far as poster boy for the E in 2017 it's mostly RR all day!!!The wwe wants to give you the appearance that the good vs bad guy dynamic does or doesn't exist any more well this is how I see SD live it's mostly inbetweeners: Styles, Char, Randy & Breeze-Dango vs heels: KO, Usos, Corbin with a few clear cut faces mixed in: Sami, Nikki, Alpha & Nakamura. Raw needs to adopt this similar formula maybe it would be a lot more digestible for 3 plus hours weekly.
" Set Terry Funk on fuckin fire " 💀
the little bits when he says vince russo cracks me up
The Art of Burning Bridges. CM Punk definitely took a page out of Cornette's book.
Have you ever noticed that people that are genuinely some of the best talents have the balls to stand up for themselves
@@96mrjones That doesn't explain why he screwed over Colt Cabana.
garygibbs92 who punk?
@@96mrjones Yes
garygibbs92 tbh he took pages out of Jimmy's book from what I heard the loyalty page wasn't taken from said book
Shawn Michaels:
"His feet were going wee wee wee"
I know 😭
"West Fuckwad, Indiana" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
As a resident of Indiana, I can verify that West Fuckwad may be an actual city LOL
"His own mother slapped the stork that brought him."
William Sullivan "I don't know what they got for putting her on tv but it should have been 3-5 years"
"I just broke my leg and shoved a wooden spike up my taint..." LOL!
Cornettes tombstone Fuck You!!!!
@@anthonywilliams6002 no it'll say thank you
Fuck you
Bye
I legit came close to pissing my pants laughing so hard hearing hm say that. 😄
I appreciate that his "im not these tough guys" were Ken Shamrock and Randy "the Natural" Couture. A man of culture.
Fact dude✌️
Not only does he have a sharp wit, Cornette is one of the funniest people I've ever listened to. 😂😂😂😂
“Jimmy was never one to hold back his feelings” -Dutch
"I drove you and bought you Wendy's you cow!" LOL
This is one of the best Cornette videos of all time
The Midnight Express theme in between each segment is a great touch
As a former wrestling fan and current MMA fan, there is a surging number of fighters with all the talent to win in the octagon and no idea how to market themselves. A guy like cornette could lend his wisdom to some of those guys, change their careers for the better and possibly change the whole industry
If that's true then you should be seeing the cycle repeat itself. Remember, one time long ago "wrestlers" fought(minus closed fist punching) but figured out they could make it look like they were killing each other without actually doing it and still make the same amount of money. The UFC will go the same route over time. You can already see the pro wrestling influences creeping in since the WME acquisition. Complete with squash match booking like McGregor v Cerrone not too long ago.
@@kennyhouser3467 someone had a line in one of these shoot interviews, forget who, that if money is involved it's always a work and that that goes for UFC and Boxing too.
It’s already happened. Anderson Silva vs Forrest Griffin. The love tap of doom. Jon Jones vs Alex Gustafson was another. Gustafson pummeled Jones with punches but because Jones landed a fancy spin kick in round 4, the corrupt judges on the athletic commission gave Jon Blow Jones the fight.
Here’s another. Conor McGregor’s entire career. The bus dolly incident, punching an old man (who no sold it), and how he escaped any punishment or jail time over what would be assault charges for any normal man, is red flag proof.
Boy have I got a story for you 😂
The idea Cornette in UFC scares me in a way I can’t explain.
This video is fucking GOLD
TheShrimp Plaza it's great james e us. legend I was born in 89 so I don't remember much of Mr cornette besides to color in wwf.....vut his shoots and podcast has put me on to smokey mountain and a lot of other great stuff I wouldnt know if it wasn't for him!
I could listen to Jim Cornette all day. F*CK the world!
same here
sarnobat2000 I'll tell you the truth I don't know much about wrestling but I can listen to this guy all day just the way he talks cracks me up he's either really really honest or really really bitter but it makes for great conversation
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I could listen to Cornette for hours…wait, that’s how I’ve spent my whole evening.
His comparisons of hardcore wrestling and what basketball fans would think if basketball rules were changed is epic.
Shame people dont see Cornette as anything other than an internet meme these days. This guy was an incredible promo. Probably would have had a stroke if he'd have stayed in the wrestling business to be fair.
NoMoreHideTheBall pretty sure cornette would end up like jerry lawler on that one episode of raw back in '12.
Jim Cornette is the king of random, hilarious metaphors!
Thumbs up, but...you mean analogies
You know Jim has huge balls when he was like I don't know if I could whip him but I was sure willing to try.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The music between segments is perfect humping music
I see the title of the video: 'Jim Cornette Buries the Universe' and the length of 44 minutes. I'm gonna make myself a coffee and enjoy this! *click* :-)
Kahoku Iniko He's fucking great, isn't he?
I'm sure you wouldn't say that to my face. Internet tough guy.
I'd kill for a 10 hour video of Corny Burying The Universe
@@colebrown8293 everyone, look at the idiot child! Look at it and laugh! 🤣🤣🤣
@@RealGateGuardian 9 hours of that would be on Russo
Wrestling comedy gold....George Carlin of wrestling
steady on..
I wanna say he's the Bill Hicks of wrestling.
d0veta1l0 he is the George Carlin of wrestling
"I bought you Wendy's!" Lmfao, Jim is great.
Vince 1997: Kevin Dunn has a job for life
2022: Vince retires, Dunn fired