Thanks. Appreciated. Didn’t want to stay in Kettering any longer than I needed to 😂 try to catch me on tour, get 2 entire halves- last shows happening rn. 🙌
Luxembourg kicks ass. I worked on films there for 12 years, the Brits, Irish and Scandinavians built the nightlife scene, we used to organise free rave parties in castles there. Give me a shout, I'll accompany you for a visit. It's mad!!!
Luxembourg and Mad are not two words I would associate with one another....and yes I have visited, the staff at Findel Airport are awful, I've seen happier people on death row.
Got to be honest mate, never been a huge fan of yours (just differing sense of humours) but if you kept this up as a serious, in particular visiting different cities across the UK or even abroad, with the same comedic setup as this, I’d be well and truly invested
There is a byelaw which states filming around Parliament or Trafalgar Square "for commercial purposes" isn't allowed without prior arrangement, and as he's filming under his profession as a comedian it means he is breaking that byelaw. That said, she's also just a 'Heritage Warden' and has no power above a normal member of the public, but put a uniform on some people and away they go.
What about a show in Swansea? More to Wales than just Cardiff. You'd fill the Swansea arena no problem. Cardiff/Newport people will travel to Bristol for a show as it's 30mins drive, but live in West Wales and Cardiff can be 2hr drive but Swansea is an hour.
I didn't press it. However much pressure you put on me to press it press it press it, I REFUSE to press it. But partly that's because I've already subscribed. Because when you try you're pretty good.
I was 21 when I first listened to this guy's comedy lee nelson funny as f###. Even 14 years later I still love his straight out in your face don't give a fuck comedy. And people that don't recognise him are like the people on impractical jokers you are gonna get ripped with jokes or pranks. And that person saying the mayor owns this and the king doesn't matter reminds me of the American cops (you can't record here it's private property we will arrest you) no it's paid for by the taxes of the people.
Trafalgar Square is public land but it’s covered by byelaws. The byelaws, along with the “heritage wardens”, were introduced by Boris Johnson when he was mayor of London.
Exactly, although there are byelaws that cover Trafalgar Square. The byelaws, along with the “heritage wardens”, were introduced by Boris Johnson when he was mayor of London.
Wth. U visit London and u dont go to the park where ppl stand in a box and make speeches during their lunch breaks. U r kidding me. That is the only reason to visit London. I hope Covid did not stop that fine tradition. I would be peeved.
More please Simon. There is not enough of you on TH-cam.
100% agree
That’s the plan 👌 more coming soon 👀
@@SimonBrodkinWe need much more 🤣
Much much more!!!
"This is private land you can't have a laugh on here."
YOU GOT A LICENSE FOR HAVING FUN, SIMON?
Precisely. One is, one is ... oh, what's the word... yes, APPALLED.
🐱 y dryer than the Sahara
So British.
The most london thing I've ever heard "you can't have a laugh here"
The poor silly woman at the end😂 I bet her friends give her a good roasting👍😛
You’re a legend ever since I saw you on The Balls of Steel series. Big fan here.
Was he on balls of steel? 😂
I think you’re confusing him with Neg… This guy was Lee Nelson innit
Saw you in Kettering last Saturday, loved your set but wish it had been longer! You seriously deserve a Netflix special...
Thanks. Appreciated. Didn’t want to stay in Kettering any longer than I needed to 😂 try to catch me on tour, get 2 entire halves- last shows happening rn. 🙌
Very funny... always a delight to see you have posted. Well done for giving the jobsworth what for.
That 'miserable baatards' at the beginning reminded me of Ali g so much
06:20 Omelette's Romanian brother
Moar Brodkin more often for the people please! Had a brace of good belly laughs but the craving is bottomless.
This guy is bloody hilarious! 🤣👏🏼
Hahahaha his name is MARK HOLMES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're honestly my favourite comedian these days! I enjoyed the much longer video, please make more.
🤣👏🏼 It is so funny how bloody miserable our British people are in London! Most of the tourists are quite happy though! 🤣
Yes, brave of him to try and extract some cheerful humour from Londoners; no easy task.
Very funny and close to being dangerous at times, had a good laugh, thanks!!
Luxembourg kicks ass. I worked on films there for 12 years, the Brits, Irish and Scandinavians built the nightlife scene, we used to organise free rave parties in castles there. Give me a shout, I'll accompany you for a visit. It's mad!!!
Luxembourg and Mad are not two words I would associate with one another....and yes I have visited, the staff at Findel Airport are awful, I've seen happier people on death row.
@@Obiwan234 there’s an underground nightlife in Lux
@@popegustav What, in the local graveyard?!
@@Obiwan234 Do you think all of the bankers, brokers, entertainment industry people, who drink and do coke all day at work go home and drink cocoa?
@@Obiwan234 Good wordplay
Give that photo back 😂
One doesn't mind, have a good time, from one😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 thats the best line in this while video 😂😂😂
Mate, do you fancy going out for a beer…..and no I’m not a homosexual, you are a legend.
Brilliant 😂😂 Bring back Lee Nelson's Well Good Show!
Please upload more 😂
That private public land. 😂
Genuinely hilarious, every clip. 🤣
Top notch ribaldry 🤣
You are priceless Simon… you had me hooked years ago when you told them….”don’t harpoon omelette “. 😂
you doughnut! keep uploading this kinda work, you'll get 50 mil subs in 2 years!
Legend
100% wanna see more of this!!
This guy 😂 need to see ya live again buddyyy get up north again Lancaster was simply swell what what
Absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂
Simon is a legend, we didnt quite get him at first but my how he has blossomed. Funniest 1 liners ive ever heard since yucko the clown
He's a bit more famous than a TH-cam prankster 😂
Famous TH-cam prankster 😂😂😂
Please come to Gibraltar and I will buy every front row seat
😅👊🏼Glad to see a longer video mate. It would be wicked if you put a full live show up at some point 🙏. Absolute legend ✌🏼👌🏼
I just hit subscribe against my will ffs!! 😮
Got to be honest mate, never been a huge fan of yours (just differing sense of humours) but if you kept this up as a serious, in particular visiting different cities across the UK or even abroad, with the same comedic setup as this, I’d be well and truly invested
Get the crisps and biscuits ready, Simons back.
Its owned by the mayor?. its not private land its a public place.
There is a byelaw which states filming around Parliament or Trafalgar Square "for commercial purposes" isn't allowed without prior arrangement, and as he's filming under his profession as a comedian it means he is breaking that byelaw. That said, she's also just a 'Heritage Warden' and has no power above a normal member of the public, but put a uniform on some people and away they go.
These heritage wardens have be hounding people filming for over a decade. There are loads of videos on TH-cam of them arguing with people.
What a jobsworth lol
Jobsworth? More like a sadist
Awesome. 🤩
You are the best!
Still fresh, still funny. Cheers
The English interviewed well. 😂
Brodkins feckin ace!
What about a show in Swansea? More to Wales than just Cardiff. You'd fill the Swansea arena no problem. Cardiff/Newport people will travel to Bristol for a show as it's 30mins drive, but live in West Wales and Cardiff can be 2hr drive but Swansea is an hour.
Hilarious 😂😂😂
"I dabble in porn" had me creasing 😂
I'm catching the time,, go catch it.😂😂
Best troll for ages. Up there with Ali g I reckon
that was fucking great!
I didn't press it. However much pressure you put on me to press it press it press it, I REFUSE to press it. But partly that's because I've already subscribed. Because when you try you're pretty good.
I was 21 when I first listened to this guy's comedy lee nelson funny as f###. Even 14 years later I still love his straight out in your face don't give a fuck comedy. And people that don't recognise him are like the people on impractical jokers you are gonna get ripped with jokes or pranks. And that person saying the mayor owns this and the king doesn't matter reminds me of the American cops (you can't record here it's private property we will arrest you) no it's paid for by the taxes of the people.
Mate... been WAY too long since you dropped a vid. Nice one! :)
We gonna get a few more this year??
Brilliant 💪💪💪💪
She weren't lying, the mayor doesn't want the English having a laugh anywhere
But she's definitely lying about the mayor owning that square. He owns nothing..
Trafalgar Square is public land but it’s covered by byelaws. The byelaws, along with the “heritage wardens”, were introduced by Boris Johnson when he was mayor of London.
How did you get out of there undamaged,glad you did 👍👍👍👍👍👍
Qualityyyyy 😂😂😂❤
The Mayer doesent own any part of London. He is paid to run it. Unfortunatly he doesent know how to and wont be told to leave.
Exactly, although there are byelaws that cover Trafalgar Square. The byelaws, along with the “heritage wardens”, were introduced by Boris Johnson when he was mayor of London.
That was an impressive moustache
Mildly amusing
He’s very funny
lighten up Karen
Keeping it real
Nice traditional video
Near Texas?
New Mexico? Arizona? 😂😂
Arizona.
Nothing is owned by the mayor, nothing, its the British peoples land.
Exactly
Looking well good cutie pie, you is well funny innit
Awww Simon, hope you get your permits in order so you can piss all those authoritative power tripping idiots. 🤣😂
Shameless piss taking. Amazing
That woman! What a nob!
Piss funny! :]
Not Aloud!!! What a joke..
Allowed
Last woman was such an ignorant jobsworth.
What a jobber🙄
Do not have permission what a load of bull.
Wth. U visit London and u dont go to the park where ppl stand in a box and make speeches during their lunch breaks. U r kidding me. That is the only reason to visit London. I hope Covid did not stop that fine tradition. I would be peeved.
Speakers Corner in Hyde Park. The tradition continues but it’s not what it used to be.
69th
Simon Bodking the has been.
Not Funny. Not on Tv.
Legend