You are actually a genius. We don't have comedians like you in America. Love this stuff. Your stunt with the Nazi golf balls was amazing too! What a legend.
Game Raven A raven survivor? Never thought I'd see the day... How's it feel betraying your faction and fleeing the battlefield in retreat as we began total takeover of all opposing forces? I remember the battle like it was yesterday. We called it the war to end all wars. 28th January, 2014. I'll never forget the day we massacred your army, killing all your men and converting all found suvivors into s.v.e.r. soliders. Only the cowards got away. Our clan grew too strong and too rapidly for any faction to compete. The taste of victory was sweet. We've put a stop to the need for any faction wars now. Because we control them all. Seen any since the day we shut them all down? We welcome anyone to try and stop us. Oh, by the way... Your resources have served us well over the last 3 years. We've taken very good care of your military bases, even your hidden south pacific research facility is in secure hands now. I liked the weapons tech you guys were developing, and so close to finishing too. Such a shame you didn't have the time to put them to good use. Really would've given you the upperhand in battle at the time. Not to worry though, we've finished off all your prototypes for you. Didn't want any of them to go unfinished. They're in far more capable hands now. I guess you could say the Raven legacy has at least somewhat been preserved... even if it is by your enemy. You really had an efficient model for training elite soliders didn't you? We've kept that model in pristine condition too. Oh, and lastly. I do hope you're accessing this network securely. Perhaps with more security than your faction's strongest VPN encryption methods... I mean, that was impressive and all. Real ahead of your time back then. Took some of our best men quite a while to finally crack through your network's firewalls and gain direct access to your military's database. Some real interesting infomation in there. You reeeally had your eyes set on seizing our sovot motorway in Interdiction. You knew a lot about our transportation methods... that's why we kept a stronghold on your Domination territory. Our men never retreated once. Constant pressure. Constant pushing forward. And in the end, total domination. You'll never see the rebirth of raven. Perhaps if you are lucky, in a series of unstable future events, a MAG 2 might arise from the ashes. And in that, no doubt will raven tactics return and no doubt will western military's of the world collaborate to fund an army that adopts the same, if not a more advanced version of what raven industries once produced. We will do all we can to supress that. Many men died for you to escape that day. If you want to fill us in on how you managed it and how many other raven survivors escaped that are still out there today. Then we would very much like to offer you our protection here at S.V.E.R. in exchange for such information. We hope to make this offer as easy as possible for you. We wish to hear from you soon.
The most heartbreaking moment of my half a decade working for BHS was watching my colleague have a breakdown when the pension she was due to receive after a lifetime at the company (and due to retire that week) got taken off her with the company's closure. I couldn't give a shit about my job there, but for her, that was soul crushing. Pure Greed. A shopping trip for Philip Green could have probably been less than her pension for life. Disgusting behaviour
no he got out of the country n claimed responsibility so his friends went free n he couldn't be prosecuted in Monaco because he left. think that's the idea idk how it would work tho
And just a few years later, he ran Arcadia , formally the Burton Group, into the ground. Until he took it over shops like Top Shop, Principles, Dorothy Perkins, and Evens were the leaders on the High Street. The man should be locked up for all the harms he's done to millions of people
Justin Norton You are correct , and he is part of the same “ secret club “ I am in . Thing is , you have to know what club that is , and how we operate ✔️
Suction cups to my knowledge have a rubber lining, which would keep the paint and bodywork intact. When you're pulling off high class pranks like these, you must think of consequences and not causing any damage. Unless there's rubber-covered magnets, which could be very expensive or could be made easily, it could cause scratches and that would give Mr. Green a reason to sue for property damage.
I'm watching you live tonight and was recommended to check out your stunts on here - brilliant! I'd only seen you doing stand up, I hadn't realised about this other persona 🤦🏻♀ The problem is - you're naturally good! That was a really catchy rap 😄👍🏻😎
if I had enough money to buy a boat like that I'd buy it to throw parties for people that would never get that kind of experience otherwise... that would be way more fun then just floating around like a douchebag.
You are actually a genius. We don't have comedians like you in America. Love this stuff. Your stunt with the Nazi golf balls was amazing too! What a legend.
Game Raven A raven survivor? Never thought I'd see the day...
How's it feel betraying your faction and fleeing the battlefield in retreat as we began total takeover of all opposing forces? I remember the battle like it was yesterday. We called it the war to end all wars. 28th January, 2014.
I'll never forget the day we massacred your army, killing all your men and converting all found suvivors into s.v.e.r. soliders. Only the cowards got away. Our clan grew too strong and too rapidly for any faction to compete. The taste of victory was sweet.
We've put a stop to the need for any faction wars now. Because we control them all. Seen any since the day we shut them all down? We welcome anyone to try and stop us.
Oh, by the way...
Your resources have served us well over the last 3 years. We've taken very good care of your military bases, even your hidden south pacific research facility is in secure hands now. I liked the weapons tech you guys were developing, and so close to finishing too. Such a shame you didn't have the time to put them to good use. Really would've given you the upperhand in battle at the time. Not to worry though, we've finished off all your prototypes for you. Didn't want any of them to go unfinished. They're in far more capable hands now. I guess you could say the Raven legacy has at least somewhat been preserved... even if it is by your enemy.
You really had an efficient model for training elite soliders didn't you? We've kept that model in pristine condition too.
Oh, and lastly. I do hope you're accessing this network securely. Perhaps with more security than your faction's strongest VPN encryption methods... I mean, that was impressive and all. Real ahead of your time back then. Took some of our best men quite a while to finally crack through your network's firewalls and gain direct access to your military's database. Some real interesting infomation in there. You reeeally had your eyes set on seizing our sovot motorway in Interdiction. You knew a lot about our transportation methods... that's why we kept a stronghold on your Domination territory. Our men never retreated once. Constant pressure. Constant pushing forward. And in the end, total domination.
You'll never see the rebirth of raven. Perhaps if you are lucky, in a series of unstable future events, a MAG 2 might arise from the ashes. And in that, no doubt will raven tactics return and no doubt will western military's of the world collaborate to fund an army that adopts the same, if not a more advanced version of what raven industries once produced.
We will do all we can to supress that.
Many men died for you to escape that day. If you want to fill us in on how you managed it and how many other raven survivors escaped that are still out there today. Then we would very much like to offer you our protection here at S.V.E.R. in exchange for such information.
We hope to make this offer as easy as possible for you. We wish to hear from you soon.
We don't work with your kind.
what a british liberal*
hicaptainworld ikr he is so awesome :) i wanna be like him some day XD
John H l18mmmmkmk nkm m
I know he's a bad man but he's not a bloody pirate..
HAHAHAHaHHAHA
Quality, had me in stitches 🤣
The most heartbreaking moment of my half a decade working for BHS was watching my colleague have a breakdown when the pension she was due to receive after a lifetime at the company (and due to retire that week) got taken off her with the company's closure. I couldn't give a shit about my job there, but for her, that was soul crushing. Pure Greed. A shopping trip for Philip Green could have probably been less than her pension for life. Disgusting behaviour
just ditches his mates haha
George Bryant lol
no he got out of the country n claimed responsibility so his friends went free n he couldn't be prosecuted in Monaco because he left. think that's the idea idk how it would work tho
George Bryant we have the same first name.
Hey brother.
Played but my real first name is Bryan.
George Bryant Nice...Bryan Bryant 😂
I feel like watching a movie. I've never think that this action could be done in real life. He's a genius
awesome . 😘 you're truly legend .
what a legend
99 like
"It's France, they're probably on strike."
Lol
Will Geers except it’s not France, it’s Monaco
@@elonmosque4294 Except it's pretty much France.
EaqJgQOVZ9k except it’s pretty much Monaco
Elon Mosque No, it is Monaco. It’s pretty much France.
EaqJgQOVZ9k No. It’s Monaco. It’s pretty much Monaco
Find a way to prank Gordan Ramsay
paul ellis legault he did
paul ellis legault not
?
give him lamb sauce
Mitchell Durand very nice
this guy could be an assasin
Tarah Jesaya If he really wanted to. Did you see that fucking Trump one? He could've replaced those balls with a gun (Lenny)
Someone could literally follow his exact process with the bags and all that but with a weapon or explosive or something deadly and save America
pence tho
M0TH3RSH1P if you mean killing trump would save america, just know pence is five times worse then trump.
Yes he could
"What do you wanna do?"
"Live here"
Azuka Obi I was looking for this
"Some times targets come to you." I love it - good work.
This is some heist shit
TZtoxicXd Fucking mental but he's a legend.
Haga I thought barney wouldn't swear, u r one savage barney
so is he Franklin, Michael or Trevor?
Haga Shadow raid level
He's like Lester, but executes his own plans.
Plants a sea mine on the side of the boat
Detonates 20 miles out at sea
Kills Philip Green
BEST PRANK EVER
You, sir, are awesome!
Kamelhaj Is* but idc
I hope
Kreço I'm pretty sure his sentence is correct
Kamelhaj He is a Dr too ! ✔️
this guy would be good planning GTA 5 heist missions
he might have the biggest balls in the entire world
'i have to film myself because everyone i was with got arrested' might be my favourite quote this year
6:33 'it’s not like the guy needs to get back for work' 😂
these videos are amazing. some real life mission impossible
You are to tight greetings from Los Angeles my friend!!
He’s working like he’s James Bond trying to track down his target and he does it successfully. Mission accomplished 😂
“There’s two police boats, but no police in them, it’s France they’re probably on strike to be honest” 😂 I’m dead 😵
"He must dock somewhere."
"I know he is a bad man but he's not a bloody *pirate."*
This sendss 🤣👏
Great stunt man, but wasn't it a little bit rude to just leave your friends behind?
Julian Chin A Foeng Nah, that shit made me laugh so fucking hard. Props to him for being able to get out of the country 😂
Julian Chin A Foeng no. He got out of the country and then claimed responsibility for himself
Channel 4 get them out anyway so it wasn't such a big thing
his friends would of done the same thing to him
He did it deliberately as the U.K. won’t extradite anyone to Monaco
I love your pranks these people and companies deserve it.
Love it Simon....please do Lewis Hamilton next
And just a few years later, he ran Arcadia , formally the Burton Group, into the ground.
Until he took it over shops like Top Shop, Principles, Dorothy Perkins, and Evens were the leaders on the High Street.
The man should be locked up for all the harms he's done to millions of people
absolute don
This guy is a legend
We are so lucky this incredibly resourceful, intelligent and devious man isn't a criminal.
Left your boys behind haha I like it..
Channel 4 uploads come with a rediculous amount of adverts, but this was worth it
Simon Brodkin = The hero we need.
Love your leadership skills and creative imagination 👏💯
And the best thing is he has a university degree in medicine.
Probably pranked his way to the paper anyway.
10:55
Friend of the year award.
Next target: United airlines.
mankeez placing a sticker on the plane mid air
Never really got Lee Nelson, but thank you for this, Simon Brodkin.
hats off for this man
oh I remember ages ago when I was a child, we went to cantpronouncos for holidays. Greatest time of my life!
I like the 'every man for himself' understanding.
Incredible stuff. Keep up the great work. Support you all the way
This is brilliant, mate.
Does anyone else remember his "Lee Nelson's Well Good show" show? Man, he's come along way!
Love how he drops his mates!
i couldn't believe it when i saw on the news that he got theresa may😂-watch these over and over again
"Maybe someone else has just tried"... after the coppers pass by 😂😂😂😂
This should be made into a movie....
I laugh when he points at the papers with his middle finger
Top work!
Why in the hell do you not have more subs? You are an amazing youtuber and deserve massive success for what you do man...keep it up I subbed
is this a GTA 5 hiest?
No this is Patrick
TMS Toxic is this plan c
Legend! Keep up the good work
If this guy wanted to, he could assassinate anyone he wanted.- lmao.
Justin Norton You are correct , and he is part of the same “ secret club “ I am in . Thing is , you have to know what club that is , and how we operate ✔️
@@dralexisrosenberg7378 The Lions Club?
I absolutely LOVE THIS MAN!!! ✌❤️😊
I love it how you just left your friends in monico with the police
Ryan Airns Monaco*
Monerko*
Ryan Airns Monika
hej hej monika hej på dig monika
You mean Morocco
this guy is the prankster version of Franklin, Trevor and Michael mashed into one being
This guy is literally the Hitman of comedy
I LOVE THESE MAKE MORE PLEASE!!!!
This is way to good!
This guy is an actual legend
This is amazing, however what about his friends he ditched in prison? haha
Feel like this guy's going to do some heists sometime soon
use magnets to hold the sign .. of course if the ship is metal
Rockwall Stone it's fiberglass
*would have
Suction cups to my knowledge have a rubber lining, which would keep the paint and bodywork intact. When you're pulling off high class pranks like these, you must think of consequences and not causing any damage.
Unless there's rubber-covered magnets, which could be very expensive or could be made easily, it could cause scratches and that would give Mr. Green a reason to sue for property damage.
ships made of unpayed taxes
Legend
He is really underrated I think you should have more subscribers
I'm watching you live tonight and was recommended to check out your stunts on here - brilliant! I'd only seen you doing stand up, I hadn't realised about this other persona 🤦🏻♀ The problem is - you're naturally good! That was a really catchy rap 😄👍🏻😎
The lesson he learnt doing this prank is bring in your mates so as they get arrested (detained) he can leg it
This guy is fucking hilarious hahahah yipee
this guy is class loved the fifa corruption stunt he did as well.
0:33
LMAO CHEAT BOX
The XXX of real world pranking. AWESOME. Your middle name should be Diesel.
Omg this guy! Just found out about him since he gave the PM a p45 😂😂😂
Genuinely got butterflies whilst watching this😹
can't pronounceos
I feel offended, but it was funny
I don’t remember this but glad iv’e seen it now
I was the mouse chasing the very very fat cat HaHaHaHa
if I had enough money to buy a boat like that I'd buy it to throw parties for people that would never get that kind of experience otherwise... that would be way more fun then just floating around like a douchebag.
Man I love this guy
Major lesson learnt is make sure you’re the fastest on your team
Simon brodkin for minister of fun in this miserable winter lol
Sir Philip Greed
Im not sorry
“Hes a bad man but hes no bloddy pirate”😂
Legend!
He hates him but he still calls him sir lol
I choked when he said monaco. I live there!!!
Genius prankster Simon Brodkin..Good on him
Lol when you abandon your friends to escape the cops xD
This man is the star of Mission Improbable
this guy should be a secret agent
This is fantastic 😂
3:13 have you ever heard from the greek island of Cantpronouncos? 😂
Lol what a savage, he just left his friends with the cops xD
You... are a legend
Even tho it's kinda stalker it's so worth it bc the prank is hilarious.
Thank god this guy isn't an assassin
Simon is a legend 👍🏻👍🏻 Qualiteeeeeeeee
What a perfect throw.
Simon is AWSOME.!!!!!