i feel like cee's keeping the buffet open while also hating addicts is some kind of twisted fucked up infinite self-reinforcement mechanism for her. she hates them in a way that builds herself up in comparison and is so enmeshed with this that she has to keep exposing herself and others to it to keep her own ego going. its possible i put more thought into this than necessary but still i found that concept interesting. love u vids :)
The random curly from mouthwashing png on the screen near the end SENT me….. JULES ARE YOU A MOUTHWASHING ENJOYER!!!!!! You should make a video about it i would go absolutely off the rails for it. Also thank you for this video this was sooooooo goooooood
@@Lazh-_- this video went up a few minutes after his video for that day ! (he was making daily content before the election results zapped his creativity and drive) i've been pumped about this review for a while, so i clicked into the notification before finishing his !
30:10 oh dunk that's rough bc the fix is so easy?? even if they aren't included in the later machinations of the book, like. she should have made it a bet, right? "give me one month. one month and see what i do." and they ONLY allow it *because* of the novelty. and that becomes a big part of why cee turns so sadistic; at first, it is honest-to-god necessity. she HAS to be EXACTLY like gianni, and, ideally, *worse.* it seems like a big missed opportunity with various parts of the book that cee doesn't have the chance to pull out some Banger Quips that make you go "OOOOHHHHHHOHOHOHOHO"
I love ur videos bcus as someone who’s interested in dark fiction every I try to watch a video about a splatter punk book the TH-camrs just virtue signal about how bad all of this content is instead of actually analyzing or commenting on the book, and u always r super funny and interesting with ur takes on this stuff, which is rlly unique!
Me, setting up for my youth group event: I’ll hop on TH-cam to play some appropriate spooky music Jules: :) Me: *clicks faster than I ever have before*
when I tell you I RAN when this came up on my feed! so glad you continued with this series, I wouldn't have the stomach to actually read a page from these novels. much love ❤
The scream I scrumpt when I saw you uploaded. I was just telling my partner how I couldn’t find any involved book review for the black version and then BOOM, you uploaded. Best day ever
I'm just imagining Jules sitting at a poker table and accidentally doing a micro aggression against the dealer while trying to figure out if they're one of the staff members that gets to leave at the end of their shift
Your editing, your sense of humour, your fashion tastes, your choice in media analysis - It's all incredible, I'm obsessed! Joining the host of people clamouring for a Mouthwashing breakdown from you, I think it would be a blast! Thanks so much for the in-depth and thoughtful reviews
I subbed for that absolutely gorgeous opening, stayed for the unhinged book. That single curl on your forehead's giving Rizzo from Grease and I live for it.
i just found your channel and i can't decide what i like more: your look or your commentary. 🌹 absolutely subscribed, and as a totally unasked for sidenote, i would love to see a video of you reviewing A Clockwork Orange. it's one of my favorites, and i would LOVE to hear your takes. :)
I woke up to see a new video was up and immediately made coffee and settled in to watch. You covered so freakin much in this video connecting all of the books and their events I totally get why it took a while. Me personally If I was J Volpe I would’ve wrote how the evil higher ups were paying Gianni money on the side to do custom orders to fulfill they’re desires and that’s why he became more on edge and seemingly to senselessly kill all the while he’s doing commissions. Just to tie in his monologue to the rest of the book. Really great video review! Thank you for the amazing care you put in for the laughs, the edit, the summary, and the looks you serve.
Ayyyyyy I have been eagerly awaiting this one!!! Thanks for reading all the extreme horror books that are just a weeeee bit too far for me. Your makeup outfits and vibes are immaculate as always!
I feel like the dialogue would remain the same in both versions. All the other stuff would change because it's told by a different narrator, but dialogue wouldn't, I think.
I just noticed you have an Avenue Q puppet in the background. This is significant to me because I was self- soothing by humming “Only For Now” to myself this morning.
Also: Mention of SA= Sandy Hook Promise ad Mention of skinning person alive = non stick cookware ad WTF, algorithm??? 🤨 (Edit- Oh Jesus, description of Alex in Clockwork Orange menacing his flunkies= Pillsbury Doughboy…)
Listening to it so far and my thoughts are still similar to the red version. This would have been better as a schlocky 90s FMV game bc it has that vibe all the way. Like if Harvester wasn't satirical.
Whoooo! I was dying to know what happened in this one after hearing you talk about the red version! Really hope we get 4 different books looking at the insane timelines these coin flips are creating.
Jules will ask “is anyone gonna upload a splatterpunk explanation video while serving cvnt?” and not wait for an answer
I sure hope there aren't any Italians in this book...that was too scary for me last time.
Edit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
This comment made me lose it
She included the trigger warnings for a reason 😣
this is the funniest comment in the history of the world
I saw this comment and immediately lost it XD
Yo what I just responded to your comment on the red version video because I noticed your moomin pfp... now Julie has moomin on her bed in this video?!
WE AINT MAKING IT OUT THE CASINO WITH THIS ONE! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
THIS DAY JUST WENT FROM OK TO FABULOUS!!!
maybe even dapper?
0:18 @@jamblastwizard0:12 0:14
0:42 0:45 @@jamblastwizard
“There’s another literary character…”
I really thought she was gonna talk about Geraldine the Queen 💅
"ARE YOU WEARING FUCKING WINDBREAKERS?!"
I love how daniel j volpe literally retconned the red versions "good" ending just to bring buggs and dane back, theyre that iconic ✨️
brought back to get raw dogged XD
@@scottsummers31 literally
The single curl on your forehead= the real star of the show ❤✨️✨️
i feel like cee's keeping the buffet open while also hating addicts is some kind of twisted fucked up infinite self-reinforcement mechanism for her. she hates them in a way that builds herself up in comparison and is so enmeshed with this that she has to keep exposing herself and others to it to keep her own ego going. its possible i put more thought into this than necessary but still i found that concept interesting. love u vids :)
The random curly from mouthwashing png on the screen near the end SENT me….. JULES ARE YOU A MOUTHWASHING ENJOYER!!!!!! You should make a video about it i would go absolutely off the rails for it. Also thank you for this video this was sooooooo goooooood
NO FR i need an hour long breakdown of mouth washing by jules and i need it NOW😞😞
omg jules mouthwashing vid challenge ??
I’d straight up die, bro. I’d love that. I know she would do our girl Anya and her trauma justice in her recap
GIRL YOU HAVE ME CLICKING OFF A D'ANGELO WALLACE VIDEO FOR THIS YOU HAVE TRULY MADE IT
LMAO same😭
sameeeee wthhhh
Bruh why was this a common occurrence cuz same
Why? I am curious. Did he mention this book?
@@Lazh-_- this video went up a few minutes after his video for that day ! (he was making daily content before the election results zapped his creativity and drive) i've been pumped about this review for a while, so i clicked into the notification before finishing his !
30:10 oh dunk that's rough bc the fix is so easy?? even if they aren't included in the later machinations of the book, like. she should have made it a bet, right? "give me one month. one month and see what i do." and they ONLY allow it *because* of the novelty. and that becomes a big part of why cee turns so sadistic; at first, it is honest-to-god necessity. she HAS to be EXACTLY like gianni, and, ideally, *worse.*
it seems like a big missed opportunity with various parts of the book that cee doesn't have the chance to pull out some Banger Quips that make you go "OOOOHHHHHHOHOHOHOHO"
just a few hours ago I was sighing wistfully and manifesting a new disturbing book review from you. i owe you my life
55:59 WTF CURLY MOUTHWASHING MENTION HELLO??? I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN I SAW HIM WHAT
so glad bugs and dane had a reappearance they’re the husbands we all know and love
I love how you can feel the author’s seething hatred for Italians in these books
Author: “The management is just the cast of Casino. Let’s move on.”
I love ur videos bcus as someone who’s interested in dark fiction every I try to watch a video about a splatter punk book the TH-camrs just virtue signal about how bad all of this content is instead of actually analyzing or commenting on the book, and u always r super funny and interesting with ur takes on this stuff, which is rlly unique!
The fact you were dressed in red and black for the nonlinear points in both videos is a great touch
The description of the ending in the woods had me CACKLING, Jules is such a good storyteller
When you revealed you read the Cobbler book, too, it felt like a Halloween miracle.
YEEAAAHHH JULES IS BACK!!!!
Me, setting up for my youth group event: I’ll hop on TH-cam to play some appropriate spooky music
Jules: :)
Me: *clicks faster than I ever have before*
when I tell you I RAN when this came up on my feed! so glad you continued with this series, I wouldn't have the stomach to actually read a page from these novels. much love
❤
NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY. REWATCHED THE OG VID CONSTANTLY. SO HAPPY
ME TOO OMG
WE DID IT JOE WE GOT ANOTHER JULES DAPPER VIDEO‼️‼️
It’s a Halloween Miracle!! You’re back!!❤❤️🎃
The scream I scrumpt when I saw you uploaded. I was just telling my partner how I couldn’t find any involved book review for the black version and then BOOM, you uploaded. Best day ever
you’re my favorite youtuber by FAR. I find you so funny and relatable. thank you for doing what you do
The fact that they normal employees that clock in and out like a normal job is the most funny thing I'v ever heard Im sorry
like what happens if they clock in late 😭
@@viktor-zr9rq”bring that juicy ass to the dollhouse” happens /j
@@x_oda 💀💀
HOUR LONG JULES DAPPER VIDEO IT’S A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE
OMG DARLING WAKE UP JULES JUST POSTED OMG OMG OMG AND ITS HALLOWEEN!
I love you Jules you're my favorite TH-camr
I'm just imagining Jules sitting at a poker table and accidentally doing a micro aggression against the dealer while trying to figure out if they're one of the staff members that gets to leave at the end of their shift
You actually have no idea how long I have been waiting for this 😭😭😭😭 I’ve watched the playground and red version videos at least 10 times♥️♥️♥️♥️
I appreciate your artistic perspective of casting the character Lilly as Magnolia Crawford
magnoooooooooooooooolia crawford!
I CLICKED SO FAST IVE BEEN WAITING JULES THANK YOU FOR UPLOADING OUR DIVINE OVERLORD YOU ARE HEALING THE KINGDOM ONE POST AT A TIME
Legendary Halloween upload 🎃
YAY OH MY GOODNESS JULES IS BACK also off topic but the look is giving Marla Singer
"are you wearing fucking WINDBREAKERS" just fucking got to me man XD
Oh my goooooosh I love your creepy book reviews! Especially this dudes stuff
I sure am one of the people who wouldn't ever touch these books, but your reviews are super entertaining
thank you for the entertaining review, I actually laughed out loud and I really needed that, I love your style of humor and I love dark stories
Genuinely just made my Halloween thank you queen 🙏
Your editing, your sense of humour, your fashion tastes, your choice in media analysis - It's all incredible, I'm obsessed! Joining the host of people clamouring for a Mouthwashing breakdown from you, I think it would be a blast! Thanks so much for the in-depth and thoughtful reviews
16:38 not the Sedona prince of shadows casino omfggggggg ahahaha
Yippie ur back :D
Youre like my fav splatterpunk book reviewer, Youre way of telling the story is very fun 🧡 (Also you look super cool!)
The way I screamed when I saw the Jules Dapper upload and then screamed louder when I saw what the vid was
Jules my day just got *SO MUCH BETTER OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH*
Edit: your outfit for future Julia is so freaking cute omg *THE EARRINGS* ❤❤
42:40 I went to Cooper's show in birmingham recently. There was 3 stunt deaths, they're unbelievably well done
I subbed for that absolutely gorgeous opening, stayed for the unhinged book. That single curl on your forehead's giving Rizzo from Grease and I live for it.
unrelated but A TURTONATOR PLUSHIE???? HELL YEAH!!!!
Love a deep cut Pokémon
I love your videos so much! You’re so good at telling stories and the edits and sound effects always make me giggle.
When you advised us to go watch your Red Version review first, I had to take a moment to remember that I've already watched about 6 times
The way my Halloween was MADE by this
Buggs and Dane are back hell yeah! I have never been so happy about some side characters appearing again 😂
The fact that you wore red and black outfits in both videos is pretty cool
An amazing Halloween present, can’t wait to watch.
Also let’s give a quick shoutout to your Holy Mountain poster.
Every time you upload an angel gets its wings
Thank you so much for posting this tonight, you saved my lonely Halloween
The way you're my actual favourite TH-camr ever 😩😩😩😩😩
I was wondering when the poop stuff was going to come into play the entire video and as soon as you mentioned “the plan” I felt my heart rate increase
JUST WHEN I NEEDED THIS MOST 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🙏🙏🙏
WOOHOO BABEY!!!
IM SO HAPPY TO SEE THIS!!!! I have been waiting for this review!!
Obsessed with present and future Julia’s makeups oh my GOD I’m begging you to drop some kind of tutorial
i just found your channel and i can't decide what i like more: your look or your commentary. 🌹 absolutely subscribed, and as a totally unasked for sidenote, i would love to see a video of you reviewing A Clockwork Orange. it's one of my favorites, and i would LOVE to hear your takes. :)
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THISSS
"ARE YOU WEARING FUCKING WINDBREAKERS" sent me
Love how right after you say it’s non linear future julia shows up
Woohoo! A new video! I was just rewatching some of your other videos recently.
I woke up to see a new video was up and immediately made coffee and settled in to watch. You covered so freakin much in this video connecting all of the books and their events I totally get why it took a while. Me personally If I was J Volpe I would’ve wrote how the evil higher ups were paying Gianni money on the side to do custom orders to fulfill they’re desires and that’s why he became more on edge and seemingly to senselessly kill all the while he’s doing commissions. Just to tie in his monologue to the rest of the book. Really great video review! Thank you for the amazing care you put in for the laughs, the edit, the summary, and the looks you serve.
The dapper girl returns‼️
I’ve been waiting for this one!!!!!!! HAVENT BEEN THIS EXCITED FOR A TH-cam VIDEO IN YEARSSSS
Picturing the ending in the woods is an absolute fever dream
i fear i need buggs x dane fanart.
Ayyyyyy I have been eagerly awaiting this one!!! Thanks for reading all the extreme horror books that are just a weeeee bit too far for me. Your makeup outfits and vibes are immaculate as always!
34:51 yeah accurate…
Happy Novemberween!
56:00 RARGH MOUTHWASHING SPOTTED
LADIES AND GERMS SHE'S DONE IT AGAIN
"ARE YOU WEARING WINDBREAKERS??!!" will be in my head for weeks now
MOTHER YES IVE BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO TO DROP
I feel like the dialogue would remain the same in both versions. All the other stuff would change because it's told by a different narrator, but dialogue wouldn't, I think.
There is no better day than when you post a new video lol ngl, I’m gonna rewatch this like 40 times between rewatches of the Kitchen Princess saga 🫶
I just noticed you have an Avenue Q puppet in the background.
This is significant to me because I was self- soothing by humming “Only For Now” to myself this morning.
Also:
Mention of SA= Sandy Hook Promise ad
Mention of skinning person alive = non stick cookware ad
WTF, algorithm??? 🤨
(Edit- Oh Jesus, description of Alex in Clockwork Orange menacing his flunkies= Pillsbury Doughboy…)
I would pay an unhealthy amount of money to see another installation of Disturbing Book Reviews as soon as is humanly possible.
OH MY GOD. I have been *waiting* for this video.
the joy this video’s mere existence brought me
i dont have to read the book, i get to understand it and hear julias headcanons! perfect !
the outfit in this video is EVERYTHING (its giving 1990s grand high witch REALNESSSS!)
Listening to it so far and my thoughts are still similar to the red version. This would have been better as a schlocky 90s FMV game bc it has that vibe all the way. Like if Harvester wasn't satirical.
I saw the Daisy Brown's monster behind you and thought "Oh, nice you're a fan too! Where can I get the merch?" Then I remembered who you are 😂
just had the exact same thoughts going trough my head as well 😂😂
i’ve waited so long for this
I discovered your channel a few days ago and I absolutely love your content so much
Discovered your channel last night. Thank you for going into more detail on these books. Please can we have another one! 😂
holy shit this video found me on my deathbed and will nurse me back to health like the sweet sweet flower water they made Rapunzel’s mom drink
What a great upload to see in my inbox. Just rewatched the red version a week ago and was wondering if we were going to see the black soon
Whoooo! I was dying to know what happened in this one after hearing you talk about the red version! Really hope we get 4 different books looking at the insane timelines these coin flips are creating.
MOTHER IS BACKKKKKKKKK!!!!🎉🎉
Kermit being one of the violent feral dogs made me laugh really hard, very fitting
literally rewatched your Red Version video showing it to my friend the other day, best Halloween ever
yesss!!!! happy halloween!!!! we are so back!!!!
This is the first new video you’ve uploaded since I’ve been watching your videos and I’m very excited 🎉