Back in my day there was "1-11" with 3 subs. 1 - GK 2 - RB 3 - LB 4 - DMF 5 - CB 6 - CB 7 - RMF 8 - CMF 9 - CF 10 - SS 11 - LMF (Based on a "442" formation)
Richard Sharp As an American I fully agree with him, joke or not, and is the reason I can't stand watching basketball. Give me a proper football match any day! UTV!
I love the spurs only cause they had clint dempsy on the team. for those who don't know he was American and for one to end up on a tippy top team like that is big if you are a U.S soccer fan
ian long So they got Lamela, Ericksson, and Soldado for Bale leaving. 1 out of those 3 is actually good, the other 2 are average. Spurs got the short end of the stick, but they have a new manager who seems to know what he's doing.
"now, here's a replay of...erm....Aaron Lennon" had me rolling haha. And tbf, the Archbishop of Basketball was clearly a mile offside while that defender who put in that horrific tackle on Skrtel should've seen red. Rafa Benitez did not seem pleased.
simon bryan lol so random but I miss Walcott, why did it have to happen to him? Chelsea and Man City are games they must win or at least draw to bring home the title.
He called the dude Aaron Lennon and Peter Crouch, he said San Antonio Spurs were Tottenham Hotspur, and he was talking about penalties, left winger, and the no. 9 striker, the offside call and the 34 jersey being rubbish! Man I am happy to be able to understand both football and basketball.
Britain County home of the Sterling (Edinbrough) Wrecks, Stacy (Belfast) Parklane, and Downton (London) Nationals in PLB (NBA). While Worceshire (Boston) has the Dings and while they're not part of Britain County they are the seat of Missy and William. They also have some really British sounding sports teams like the Quarels in Pro League Soccer, the barons in PLH (NHL), the Ghost means one spirit in Ultimate Supreme Football League (NFL), and Thundercats in MLBaseball
Hey americans.... if you use your feet and a ball it's called Football. If you use your hands and an egg shaped object then it's HandEgg - enough with the soccer already
Guess what, the English themselves made the word "soccer" up. I think he was derived in Oxford and the put "soc" so that they could tell it was *ASSOCIATION FOOTBALL*. During that time, it was popular to put the suffix "-er" at the end of things, so they added soc to er thus creating *SOCCER*.
My god. Some team needs to hire this guy as an actual commentator. Or some network. All these commentaries are hilarious. His one liners are amazing. Because of this guy every time I watch the Bears play this year and see a ref throw a penalty flag I am going to refer to it as a "shammy leather." And then this one "blow a pleasant dream through my window..." I am still laughing at that. I have no clue how they think of these sayings, but they are priceless.
Honestly thought when one as this title john amaechi was Gonna be commentating 😂 for a guy that played in the NBA he sure spoke sum shit. When the Olympics were in London and any basketball since
I didn't even know that Tottenham had a Basketball franchise. Come on you Spurs!!
I wanna see a real Tottenham Hotspur basketball club lol
Lol
PROPER BOTTLE JOB BY THE SPUDS, #wedontlovenospur #coyg #coymavericks
Aaron Lenon is the best player in the NBA.
wrong! Adebayor ftw
Isti Szalay nigga please
Szia isti
@@MegaDarkmane Nah bruh, real ones know it's Obafemi Martins. 🤣🤣
"Cleans up like a teenager after a heavy internet session."😂😂😂
"it was clearly offside" HAHAHA i died XD
I don't know why, but the comment about #34 being rubbish since there are only 5 players on a team made me laugh.
lol that one was brilliant!
Numbers that high on a soccer team are generally reserved for crap players and scrubs.
Back in my day there was "1-11" with 3 subs.
1 - GK
2 - RB
3 - LB
4 - DMF
5 - CB
6 - CB
7 - RMF
8 - CMF
9 - CF
10 - SS
11 - LMF
(Based on a "442" formation)
"95 - 88 it finishes, which strikes me as a bit excessive".
"does a spinny, doesn't get too dizzy". that made me laugh so hard
Richard Sharp As an American I fully agree with him, joke or not, and is the reason I can't stand watching basketball. Give me a proper football match any day! UTV!
SOTV!
As an american and a football/soccer fan, I feel so smart when I get all the references.
even the martin skrtel one?
The skertl one was so funny hah
David Obradovic So was the Tottenham one lol.
Zack Blumberg half the shit is made up slang
Same
Holy shit Skrtel. Birdman
+Examper He should have compared m to Marek Hamsik with that hair he has
"He's like a little basketball baby, nice of them to let him play"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ah its great to be an american and a soccer fan to understand this perfectly
haha yes, cuz only a soccer fan would know why he called Chris "Birdman" Anderson, Martin Skertel
Absolutely.
RBowJunki3 it's not called soccer it's called football
Kyrie - please not this again. we call it soccer. that doesn't change anything in your life...let it go.
Lol other way round for me. English football fan and nba fan
when he called spurs Tottenham
@@megamuad10 we know
Tottenham Hotspur
"Which strikes me as excessive..." - great line
When he casually says "back with tottenham" I lost it
"Wowzers in me trousers a 30 yard screamer! and then runs away like a man who just let one go in a phone box" Lmao, that part killed me
"Exchanges a hug with Bruno Mars I believe it is!" Hahaha this video is hilarious!
More importantly "Alf from Home and Away"
The fact that he calls the Spurs "Tottenham"
LOL i just realized that
*Tottenham Hotspur (AKA Spurs)
spurs suck though man sorry to burst your spurs bubble
I love the spurs only cause they had clint dempsy on the team. for those who don't know he was American and for one to end up on a tippy top team like that is big if you are a U.S soccer fan
ian long So they got Lamela, Ericksson, and Soldado for Bale leaving. 1 out of those 3 is actually good, the other 2 are average. Spurs got the short end of the stick, but they have a new manager who seems to know what he's doing.
I lost it at Aaron Lennon
coz aaron lennon is an english footballer (soccer player) who plays for spurs (tottenham)
Yeah...that's why I laughed...
LA_Galaxy741 oh soz! i thought you meant you lost it like you didnt understand, not that your were laughing your head off!
I lost it at "Here comes Tottenham"
Foul! Martin Škrtel has been brought down in the box........ #LMAO
"Shrugs off challengers like a nonchalant Frenchman" LOL!
Funnily enough that was Tony Parker, who is indeed French.
Racist
I lost it when he said Tottenham
understanding the references to association football made it so funny. martin skytrl, peter crouch, rafa benitez, tottenham, etc. i was cracking up
The janitors have come on. They think it's all over hahahahaha
Henry lmaoooo
Martín skrtel had me dying hahaha
Naaah. He's more of a Marek Hamsik or a Stephan El Shaarawy
"Wowsers in me trousers!" Hahaha
"It was clearly offside but they gave it to him anyway" Hahahahaha
"Hoopy snoop, Snoopy Hoop!"
LOL! Tottenham! XD
"now, here's a replay of...erm....Aaron Lennon" had me rolling haha.
And tbf, the Archbishop of Basketball was clearly a mile offside while that defender who put in that horrific tackle on Skrtel should've seen red. Rafa Benitez did not seem pleased.
Being a Tottenham Hotspur fan, hearing all the spurs jokes had me crackin!
Alf from Home & Away hugging Bruno Mars LMAO!
HAHAHAHAAHAHHA "exchanges a hug with Bruno mars" simply amazing
Best basketball commentary ever. Need more.
i think my favorite line is "spurs have got it, they'll be delighted about that!"
makes me laugh every time.
explain pls
1:04 back with Tottenham..... hahahahahaha
Killed me right there XD
Wonderful work, Anthony. Missed these.
Still come back to this everytime the phrase "wowzers in my trousers" pops into my head.
"Replay of aaron lennon" Xd the amount of tottenham references tho
I love how they call it netball which they are implying that basketball is a women's sport.
Are you implying that netball is a woman's sport?
Yes. Or in my case where I come from netball is played by women.
"Like a nonchalant Frenchman".
That's the best description I've ever heard of Tony Parker.
I pissed myself at Martn Skrtel.
"Blow a pleasant dream through my window"
Best line: "Number 34. Gah, he must be rubbish. There's only five players on the team!"
Thank you for not swearing, hard to find funny channels that actually have a vocabulary these days.
at 0:40 "Nice of them to let him play" HAHAHAHHAHA
the soccer (football) references are so funny. Thankfully I watch the BPL every weekend. C'mon Arsenal!
COYG
Gooner AFC tottenham(scum), chelsea(worse scum).
Come on the GUNNERS!!!!!!,also I lost it at Aaron Lennon
simon bryan lol so random but I miss Walcott, why did it have to happen to him? Chelsea and Man City are games they must win or at least draw to bring home the title.
Something has to go wrong.we're Arsenal afterall,something bad always happens
This is really good stuff, I wold genuinely watch a game with this as a true commentary. Maybe only one though but it would be funny
Aaron Lennon lmao
Knowing the name references like Peter Crouch, Aaron Lennon, and Tottenham make this video so much funnier
1:10 "Blow a pleasant dream through my window!"
BFG reference!
I wish an American would do "Bad American Cricket Commentary"
search "reg explains cricket"
"Blow a pleasant dream through my window!!!" Gotta love the BFG
On the slam dunk: "Dangerous!! And arrogant, I didn't enjoy that at all." Ha, brilliant stuff Mr Limey commentator, keep it coming.
this kills me every time I watch "shrugs off challenges like a nonchalant frenchman"
He called the dude Aaron Lennon and Peter Crouch, he said San Antonio Spurs were Tottenham Hotspur, and he was talking about penalties, left winger, and the no. 9 striker, the offside call and the 34 jersey being rubbish! Man I am happy to be able to understand both football and basketball.
They need to make more of these.
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Finally! I can watch basketball!
Please make this a weekly thing. Oh my god.
"And now we have a close up of something... Oh look, its Aaron Lennon."
XD
"Runs away like a man in a phone box!" I got that little Doctor Who reference, lol.
Ow! Look at 'im, 'ees tiny! Ee's like a little basketball baby!
"Al from home and away exchanges a hug with- Bruno Mars!" xD
Love you commentaries mate, can't believe there's so many people with no sense of humor....Hahaha
does he think spurs is tottenham?
that's the joke coz tottenham are called spurs in football
Ye lol
"Wowzers in me trousers" "back with Tottenham" LMFAO!!
"thats a wide range of figs" had me dying
"Wowzers in my trousers ! " I'm done lmfaooo
1:27 Aaron Lennan?
Professional soccer player.
Lennon*
soccer player who kinda looks like that and plays for the team Tottenham Spurs
So much funnier when you actually watch english football
The NFL is better dude.
TheMoleMan96 NFL is crap
TheMoleMan96 lol NFL......
TheMoleMan96 Rugby shits on NFL
" Cleabed up by spurs like a teenager after a heavy internet session." LMFAO
I beg of thee...please do more of these!
He called LeBron Peter Crouch and the San Antonio Spurs the Tottenham Hotspurs.
Hey americans.... if you use your feet and a ball it's called Football. If you use your hands and an egg shaped object then it's HandEgg - enough with the soccer already
Robot rugby
Rugby is Hand Egg??
Guess what, the English themselves made the word "soccer" up. I think he was derived in Oxford and the put "soc" so that they could tell it was *ASSOCIATION FOOTBALL*. During that time, it was popular to put the suffix "-er" at the end of things, so they added soc to er thus creating *SOCCER*.
'Hand Egg'!!!! your mind is brilliant! i'm noticing more and more that americans take sarcasm like a difficult maths paper.
Fergus Welsh Lol what, I'll take it your being sarcastic. xD
"Martin Skrtel has been brought down in the penalty box"- Brilliant!
Died at, "back with Tottenham"
My god. Some team needs to hire this guy as an actual commentator. Or some network. All these commentaries are hilarious. His one liners are amazing. Because of this guy every time I watch the Bears play this year and see a ref throw a penalty flag I am going to refer to it as a "shammy leather." And then this one "blow a pleasant dream through my window..." I am still laughing at that. I have no clue how they think of these sayings, but they are priceless.
Please do an entire game like this. Check that, entire season.
Honestly thought when one as this title john amaechi was Gonna be commentating 😂
for a guy that played in the NBA he sure spoke sum shit. When the Olympics were in London and any basketball since
This is great. Had me laughing at work.
"The janitors have come on!"
OMG he called Lebron Peter Crouch XD
This is the greatest thing ive ever seen
I love the Andersen-Skrtel comparison
It's only been on TH-cam for 87 minutes! Give it a chance, good sir!
Its weird how these two teams are now facing each other in the finals
Didn't mention Scott Parker when there's a Parker on the Spurs
"Back with Tottenham" Lmao 😂 😂 😂
Never has humanity expressed more than that which is discernible from the phrase "Wowzers in me trousers!"
As soon as he said Left Winger, I cracked up. Then after he called the basketball Spurs, Tottenham, I couldn't stop laughing.
If the NBA has an announcer like this I would start watching basketball
"It's like a little basketball baby" - I died laughing
1:26 replay of umm AARON LENNON ... hahaha :D
This guy made "SA Spurs" Tottenham Hotspur :D
LMAO Tony Parker "like a nonchalant frenchman"
when he called birdman Martin Skrtel i lost my mind. so funny
"Hello netball fans" - LOL!
"He got two for that one! Blimey!"
"SEMI CIRCLE RUMBLER!!!!!" im using that next time i play 2k14
Best commentary ever
Alan Partridge is my favorite sports commentator.
this is what it would be like if gavin free announced sports
Cleaning up like a teenager after a heavy internet session lol
Calling the Birdman 'Martin Skrtel' was genious!