Eric Roberts was definitely the best thing about the DoA movie. Snob was right, you hire Eric Roberts, you get Eric Roberts. Gotta respect his dedication no matter the project.
I think David DeCoteau filming these movies at his house isn't a cost cutting measure. I think the guy has developed a serious case of agoraphobia. HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT HIM, SNOB.
Eric Roberts also played the Master in "Doctor Who" the TV movie. He dresses like the Terminator and acts like a serial killer and somehow people still trust him over the Doctor.
This is by far one of my favorite Snob episodes. The pacing of the jokes just seems to work so well here which isn't to knock other episodes, it's just that this was one of the most well-timed Joke-a-minute reviews I've seen for a good while.Congrats Brad!
I kinda feel the opposite. I have loved Gomez's work for years (she's amazing in Green Wing and The Book Club) and think she pulls off being a villain brilliantly. Eric on the other hand seemed to be getting his inspiration from Jim Varney 0_o
***** It's not really her acting that bugs me, it's the writing and characterization. I wasn't overly thrilled with Robert either, especially the weird stuff the movie treated as normal like him spitting webbing or venom or whatever that stuff was. When I said better than Missy was jokingly saying his fate was better than her (not that I really think that). Mainly, what I don't care for is how guano crazy they make her, but that's something they've been doing with the character throughout the new series because RTD seemed to think making the Master super nuts was the best way to go. I also kind of hated how, in that two part finale, she built up a whole army of Cybermen but her big end game was to offer them to the Doctor and when he didn't take them she didn't seem to have a backup plan. :) I did kind of like the nods to "Return of the Living Dead" with the reanimating rain and all that.
Yeah... DW sometimes has the Stephen King problem with plots... great build up, wacky but clever idea, interesting characters, great dialogue... aaaaaand a weak-ass ending :D But for me the worst 2 parter-end episode has got to be last seasons. Totally wasted Gallifrey and Rassilon for yet another Clara goodbye episode...
My (6 yr old)niece wanted to watch this movie but ,20 minutes in she said she was bored. I was so relieved because it was one of the worst kids movies I’ve ever witnessed! Great review👍🏽
Other than literally that one time Eric Roberts left his dialogue on the director's answering machine in "A Talking Cat?!?", Eric Roberts never phones it in...
Hey Brad, I have an idea... Maybe you could try getting Eric Roberts to be in one of your future projects. I'm being serious. It may not happen, but he does seem to say yes to a lot of movies. You never know... As for the review, I thought it was hilarious. Can't wait for the "Producer's Cut"! As for "A Halloween Puppy"... It looks like a project that my high school mass media class would make.
Wow, Brad. I'm shocked. I'm utterly shocked. I can't believe that you would let us down like this. I'm not mad...I'm just disappointed. At 1:35, you were talking about mid-90's slasher films, but the picture on the bottom right is of the poster for Swimming Pool. Swimming Pool was released in 2001. Get it together.
Let's not forget this has a $1M budget again, so this is far from cheap. I'm more certain than ever that most of the budget went towards some good drugs because everyone seems like they're high.
Best bit of this film...... The dogs Internal dialogue is so very much more excited about everything then his face. That bit with him In the car going on about bacon and waffles etc made my day.
Hey Brad, long time fan. Thank you for the Halloween reviews. And I hear your original Friday the 13th review literally 5 times a week at work its that funny.
I like that one too. side note, when Halloween 6 came out (I was nine) I mentioned something at that time he also mentioned about the woman in the myers house looking like Thelma harper from mama's family. I LMAO'ed.
Sounds like how Godfrey Ho made his Ninja movies, so these pet comedies and Godfrey Ho's Ninja cut-and-splice films have something in common. Though Mr. Ho's movies are much more fun than the other guy's talking beast movies.
"You would've noticed this sooner if you hadn't spent the last ten hours dry humping the dog." That is not a sentence that I'd ever thought I'd hear. I love it.
I wouldn't be surprised. David DeCoteau, the director of these films is openly gay and he directs and produces the homoerotic horror franchise "The Brotherhood."
What?!! People think eating cold pop tarts is weird. I HATE HEATED POP TARTS!!!! I had en entire childhood of them. They were always burnt, or way too hot so I burned my tongue. Now I can't even stomach them, especially the boring "normal" flavors
Wow, that movie has the most literal opening I've seen in a while. It's called "A Halloween Puppy", so they just show puppies pasted over Halloween imagery. XD
Let's see: Runaway Train, The Dark Knight, A Halloween Puppy... Gotta give him credit for having a diverse filmography. EDIT: 5:08 Well, that's what I get for commenting before the video finishes. :P
Y'know surprisingly, the actor for the son has a REALLY good amount of talent and energy for his acting. I'd say about worthy enough of one of the better Dan Schneider sitcoms like Drake and Josh.
Funny thing I accidentally borrowed this from library for my grandmother and only when they mentioned that "A MAGIC PUppy: did not feature the dog on teh cover did it all come flooding back and I went oh nooo what I have I done
Last week when he mentioned the next review being about a dog, I immediately thought it would be either Cujo or Spooky Buddies. I think this one fits somewhere in between.
Eric Roberts strides the ends of the cinematic Bell Curve like a colossus, and we poor actors peep about to find ourselves dishonorable roles. Much like Michael Caine.
Well, if there's one thing that can be said for DeCoteau's movies, at least they're honest. His movies make is seem like he's the kind of guy who just really wanted to be a director, damned be the consequences. They aren't cash grabs, they aren't dishonest or sleazy. They may be bad, but at least they're harmless.
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"Or I'll turn you into a frog."
A Talking Frog?! confirmed
This movie feels like the plot to a porn that never starts. The acting sure fits....
I've literally seen pornos (PLURAL) that were shot in this house.
Christian Livsey literally or figuratively?
+Christian Livsey Were they all gay?
Girl got cornholed in the car
I don't want to imagine Eric Roberts saying 'why is he shooting all that tasty man spunk over her face? such a waste!' in his silly dog voice ._.
Cinema Snob, you should dress up as Brad Jones for Halloween. He's on this Midnight Screenings show and looks just like you! :)
There was a Snob Halloween episode where I did that :)
+Stoned Gremlin Productions name of episode
Agent57000DM Cinema Snob looks like a grumpy baby with a mustache
80s dan man
Of course you did. :)
I'm glad for Eric Roberts that he has found something that he is both good at and loves doing if almost 400 roles are anything to go by.
Eric Roberts has SIXTY THREE FILMS announced, filming, completed, or in pre-/post-production on IMDB. I can't even lie, that's amazing.
Dude works his ass off. Holy shit. Does he have financial troubles or something? Even Nicolas Cage at his m most broke didn't work that much.
He's always worked this hard.
He's been in eight movies THIS YEAR.
Some actors won't say no to a paycheck because work may dry up in the future.
Go on wikipedia and look at his work in 2014...I mean DAMN.
It's perfectly okay to eat Pop-tarts un-toasted. Back in high school, my school's cafeteria served them in the aluminum wrappers un-toasted.
My theory is the director needs to make a movie every year at his house so he can write the mortgage off on his taxes.
That holds water because uwe boll does the exact samething because of a loophole in germany tax laws
@@evandaymon8303 Luckily that German tax loophole closed.
And DeCoteau making ONE movie a year? We wish.
I bet Eric Roberts could read the hell out of an audiobook.
Late reply to this comment but, yeah, you're absolutely right. He could read something from an electrician's manual and I'd be wanting more.
Depends on if he does something like this film (hyper), or like A Talking Cat (pretty much asleep)
Surprised he doesn't.
Eric Roberts was definitely the best thing about the DoA movie. Snob was right, you hire Eric Roberts, you get Eric Roberts. Gotta respect his dedication no matter the project.
To be Fair "A Halooween Puppy" was the Worst of the Evil Dead Movies
I can't believe he went from making the super fun revenge movie Puppet Master 3 to... this.
"This haunted mansion is so lame, even Eddie Murphy wouldn't star in it." Bahaha :)
Did anyone else notice that Kristen DeBell was eating the grass with the dog?
Not the most bitter thing she's eaten on camera ;)
Nobody noticed that entire Movie i guess
I did, it was weird lol
Was everyone high while making this?
SirChubbyBunny Lmao probably
Kind of shocked the love interest didn't have a brother that had more sexual chemistry with Adam than the girl he was supposed to be with.
the traumatizing cover art of Brad walking the Eric Roberts dog made my day
The people telling you you're weird for eating "cold" poptarts are the weird ones.
I can't even remember the last time I toasted one.
Blues Light no shit i mean like who has the fuckin time for that shit gnomesaiyan
Efff em. I want my pop tarts IMMEDIATELY.
I got used to cold pop tarts because of the incident where I burned the roof of my mouth with filling that felt like it was magma.
Maybe you shouldn't have dug in right after it got out of the toaster.
MetroidSigma Yah I know but a mixture of impatience, hunger, and the fact I was 9 at the time didn't help.
I prefer cold poptarts tough..........
I know right?
Jesus Ramirez Romo Me Too!
Personally, I like them both. Some flavors depend, though.
I had to give them up when I discovered I'm diabetic. :(
Chris McWilliams well you're a fuckin downer aren't you?
I think David DeCoteau filming these movies at his house isn't a cost cutting measure. I think the guy has developed a serious case of agoraphobia. HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT HIM, SNOB.
"He was turned into a dog through the power of outdated slang? Poppycock!"
Brilliant
Eric Roberts is the kind of actor we don't deserve but still need.
Eric Roberts also played the Master in "Doctor Who" the TV movie. He dresses like the Terminator and acts like a serial killer and somehow people still trust him over the Doctor.
Yeah but most people want to not remember everything except Paul McCann (?)
"I hope to someday achieve the natural high that Eric is on in this."
Call me crazy, but I don't think it was a "natural" high
Oh Eric Roberts, you'll say yes to any movie script.
Well... that's a heavy bit of fact to drop on me. Dang.
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Eric Roberts is the older guy in this movie.
Not what I meant, but the other comments are showing up now. Definitely sad.
You could say he's the modern day equivalent of John Carradine.
This is by far one of my favorite Snob episodes. The pacing of the jokes just seems to work so well here which isn't to knock other episodes, it's just that this was one of the most well-timed Joke-a-minute reviews I've seen for a good while.Congrats Brad!
17:25 Best line delivery in the whole movie.
"Waitwut"
20:03 No wait nevermind, THIS is the best line delivery in the whole movie.
cold pop tarts are good. The same sugary junk food taste without the effort of walking over to the toaster
Direct to video kids movies about small animals is almost a form of exploitation film in itself at this point.
"Unleash the Impawsible"
Thats it, enough internet for today.
Lol!
Well Brad, if a movie is "fun for the whole family", you won't get any enjoyment out of it watching it alone.
So this is what happened to The Master when he fell into the Eye of Harmony!....
Poor bastard!
BUSH WHACKED!
I always wondered. Still better than Missy. :)
I kinda feel the opposite. I have loved Gomez's work for years (she's amazing in Green Wing and The Book Club) and think she pulls off being a villain brilliantly. Eric on the other hand seemed to be getting his inspiration from Jim Varney 0_o
***** It's not really her acting that bugs me, it's the writing and characterization. I wasn't overly thrilled with Robert either, especially the weird stuff the movie treated as normal like him spitting webbing or venom or whatever that stuff was.
When I said better than Missy was jokingly saying his fate was better than her (not that I really think that).
Mainly, what I don't care for is how guano crazy they make her, but that's something they've been doing with the character throughout the new series because RTD seemed to think making the Master super nuts was the best way to go.
I also kind of hated how, in that two part finale, she built up a whole army of Cybermen but her big end game was to offer them to the Doctor and when he didn't take them she didn't seem to have a backup plan. :) I did kind of like the nods to "Return of the Living Dead" with the reanimating rain and all that.
Yeah... DW sometimes has the Stephen King problem with plots... great build up, wacky but clever idea, interesting characters, great dialogue... aaaaaand a weak-ass ending :D
But for me the worst 2 parter-end episode has got to be last seasons. Totally wasted Gallifrey and Rassilon for yet another Clara goodbye episode...
It's weird to eat poptarts cold?
Hell no!
Don't listen to them! It's an act so awful that every time you do it, Jesus cries. True fact!
Jesus is an asshole. I don't give a fuck if he cries or not.
SonofaChaosGod Why don't I like this deity?
I know, right? I always eat them cold.
My (6 yr old)niece wanted to watch this movie but ,20 minutes in she said she was bored. I was so relieved because it was one of the worst kids movies I’ve ever witnessed! Great review👍🏽
Brad jones is the father, son, and Holy Ghost!!
Hey don't say that! Lord have mercy on you!!!
You're right, Brad Jones is only the father. Doug Walker is the son, Lindsey Ellis is the Holy Ghost. XD
*Lloyd have mercy on you.
Lindsay Ellis? No. Allison Pregler.
you mean brad jones, craig golightly, and vincent dawn?
Other than literally that one time Eric Roberts left his dialogue on the director's answering machine in "A Talking Cat?!?", Eric Roberts never phones it in...
The Necromicon? That reminds me of my copy of the Lesser Key of Salmon, for some reason.
Yes, I love the Ars Goetia.
(Necronomicon at least is fiction, Lesser Key is a real occult text. It has no power, it just feels filthier)
So David Decoteau has literally one magic effect, he used the same one in Hansel and Gretel Warriors of Witchcraft
Goddammit, Eric Roberts, stop appearing in cheap crap! You were Sal "The Boss" Maroni in The Dark Knight, for Christ sake!
Hey Brad, I have an idea... Maybe you could try getting Eric Roberts to be in one of your future projects. I'm being serious. It may not happen, but he does seem to say yes to a lot of movies. You never know...
As for the review, I thought it was hilarious. Can't wait for the "Producer's Cut"!
As for "A Halloween Puppy"... It looks like a project that my high school mass media class would make.
Those screen transitions ...
*eye twitches violently*
"I'm a professional." -Eric Roberts
Wow, Brad. I'm shocked. I'm utterly shocked. I can't believe that you would let us down like this. I'm not mad...I'm just disappointed.
At 1:35, you were talking about mid-90's slasher films, but the picture on the bottom right is of the poster for Swimming Pool. Swimming Pool was released in 2001. Get it together.
I like how the director filmed all his movies in his own house and the city he lives in. How cheap can you get?
Marth It's a porn set too...
The Powerhouse of the Cell Really? He's a porn director too? Lolz, he's got his bases covered eh?
Apparently he has a whole series of softcore gay porn films.
Let's not forget this has a $1M budget again, so this is far from cheap. I'm more certain than ever that most of the budget went towards some good drugs because everyone seems like they're high.
Also they call it the middle of nowhere, but I recognize that area and it's 45 minutes north of Hollywood with a population over 300,000
Best bit of this film......
The dogs Internal dialogue is so very much more excited about everything then his face. That bit with him In the car going on about bacon and waffles etc made my day.
Wow, I forgot Eric Roberts was in "Inherent Vice"
Hey Brad, long time fan. Thank you for the Halloween reviews. And I hear your original Friday the 13th review literally 5 times a week at work its that funny.
Vince Goober Brad's review of 'Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter' is my favorite review of his.
I like that one too. side note, when Halloween 6 came out (I was nine) I mentioned something at that time he also mentioned about the woman in the myers house looking like Thelma harper from mama's family. I LMAO'ed.
People think it's weird to eat Poptarts cold? Well damn, I guess I'm a weird motherfucker.
I just assumed this would be a Halloween movie about a killer puppy. Boy was I wrong.
No, that would of been a good movie.
The actress playing the mom must really like terrible pet comedies, wasn't she in A Talking Cat as well?
9 lives
The director just invites a load of people then films several movies at the same time
...and the Alice in Wonderland porn musical Brad reviewed a while ago.
Sounds like how Godfrey Ho made his Ninja movies, so these pet comedies and Godfrey Ho's Ninja cut-and-splice films have something in common. Though Mr. Ho's movies are much more fun than the other guy's talking beast movies.
Correct
Just remember. Eric Roberts is an academy award nominee who has also been nominated for three golden globes
I eat pop tarts "cold" sometimes...
Oh no! It´s the mom from A Talking Cat!!
Oh fuck! IT´S EVEN THE SAME HOUSE FROM A TALKING CAT!!!...
Didn't Eric Roberts also play as The Master in the 90's TV Movie of Doctor Who?
He did.
Every time the car scene popped up, I thought there'd be a screamer. XD
Everytime Brad says "Pumpkin" it made me laugh.
Please do the rest of the movies in the talking animal series. They are fucking hilarious.
the real title of the movie its..."bushwhacked: halloween edition".
For real? I thought "Evil Dead 4"
maybe...maybe you re right. XD
That's the spoopiest thing I ever hoid!
"You would've noticed this sooner if you hadn't spent the last ten hours dry humping the dog."
That is not a sentence that I'd ever thought I'd hear. I love it.
Is it wrong to compare David DeCoteau to Ed Wood? On second thought, comparing David DeCoteau to Ed Wood, is an insult to Ed Wood!!!
Chasformer At least Ed Wood's movies had interesting plots.
I always eat my pop tarts cold. Heating them just makes them fall apart.
CCYamato And they get everywhere
Great work as always! Keep it up! Everyone loves the Snob.
Am I the only one that feels like they hire young gay porn actors for the teen boys in these films?
Thomas Shelton Yo that's too funny XD
I wouldn't be surprised. David DeCoteau, the director of these films is openly gay and he directs and produces the homoerotic horror franchise "The Brotherhood."
mallrats4000 That's interesting might check it out if I have the time
link? asking for a friend so I can jack to it
adj789 to my picture or the actress from the film?
Is that "the talking cat" mansion??
A talking cat sorry
Same mom too isn't it? XD
I think she is XD
thank God someone else noticed too lmao
It's David DeCoteau's mansion where he films 99% of his films!
What?!! People think eating cold pop tarts is weird. I HATE HEATED POP TARTS!!!! I had en entire childhood of them. They were always burnt, or way too hot so I burned my tongue. Now I can't even stomach them, especially the boring "normal" flavors
at least in this film debell wasn't going batshit crazy for cheesepuffs
4:09 I like how they were so insecure about the house looking out of place that they felt the need to explain the house in both movies.
Those transitions, I can't even.
I am convinced that the actors all used this movie as an excuse to get high as fuck.
Or to fuck while high, considering how the director makes porn more typically.
Wow, that movie has the most literal opening I've seen in a while. It's called "A Halloween Puppy", so they just show puppies pasted over Halloween imagery. XD
Let's see: Runaway Train, The Dark Knight, A Halloween Puppy... Gotta give him credit for having a diverse filmography.
EDIT: 5:08 Well, that's what I get for commenting before the video finishes. :P
De Coteau is just an expert for horror movies. This, without a doubt, is one!! 😆😆
eat cold poptarts Brad, you're not the only one so have no fear.
The nekromacon? Is that a book about horrifying photographs... or a convention about same?
Who gets mad about eating cold pop tarts? Better than eating them when they've been in the toaster for 4.3 seconds.
I'm glad Falcone had a nice Life after he left Gotham
I want the "Pumpkin..." cutaway gag to become the new "...jail...".
Y'know surprisingly, the actor for the son has a REALLY good amount of talent and energy for his acting.
I'd say about worthy enough of one of the better Dan Schneider sitcoms like Drake and Josh.
Funny thing I accidentally borrowed this from library for my grandmother and only when they mentioned that "A MAGIC PUppy: did not feature the dog on teh cover did it all come flooding back and I went oh nooo what I have I done
Less water? But Water was my favourite character in Talking Cat!!
both u and linkara have special haloween episodes next week cant wait to see what u reaview
Met Eric at Horror Sideshow Market, he doesn't even remember making this movie, but he's such a sweet and chill guy.
Loved the review. Funny as hell.
Happy Halloween
Seriously, go look at Roberts' IMDB page. The sheer amount of films he does in ONE YEAR is insane.
You get Pop Tarts in packs of 16! We only get them in packs of 8 in the UK! And that includes the American imports ones we pay premium on.
David Carver I only see them in packs of 4
You can eat poptarts cold in fact you can freeze the ice cream flavors to make poptart pops
btw did the guy who make these movies read animorphs, and say I should do that but with movies
Will you review JDs Revenge or 1988 Roller Blade?
The last time I was this early my wife made me sleep on the couch.
Dan M.smegmA
The last time I was this late I was fired from my job, my wife left me, and I became a full blown alcoholic.
Goddamn, this was an actual good last time i was this early comment. Bravo, dude.
H. M.
The sarcasm is fucking intense here.
That last shot is so me though
"Pumpkin." lol! i love Snob
Last week when he mentioned the next review being about a dog, I immediately thought it would be either Cujo or Spooky Buddies. I think this one fits somewhere in between.
Eric Roberts was also in 2 killers music videos
I only eat pop tarts "cold"..
You eat pop tarts "cold"? BLASPHEMY!!!!!
What's so cold its hot, and so hot its cold?
Maria White
Poptarts?
Oscar Samaniego *IT'S NOT POPTARTS!!!*
this is brilliant cinema snob
I was waiting for the wife to say the line "Is you lipstick out?" and immediately cut to Snob's reaction...
Cinema Snob definitely needs to review Black Gestapo (1975) next. That movie looks amazing!
Eric Roberts strides the ends of the cinematic Bell Curve like a colossus, and we poor actors peep about to find ourselves dishonorable roles. Much like Michael Caine.
Well, if there's one thing that can be said for DeCoteau's movies, at least they're honest. His movies make is seem like he's the kind of guy who just really wanted to be a director, damned be the consequences. They aren't cash grabs, they aren't dishonest or sleazy. They may be bad, but at least they're harmless.
I know I'm late to the party, but can you PLEASE do A Talking Pony?
What no Halloween:H2O? You have failed me, Brad...Just Kidding.
Eric Roberts is an awesome talent. Some might call him one of the Best of the Best. 😃
4:33 Leave it to A Halloween Puppy to give me Puss 'N Boots flashbacks.