"I'm not sure this is the kind of movie we want to support." "Do you think I'd reveal my pitch if you had any chance of stopping me? I already made it 10 years ago."
Ryan George playing the studio exec’s growing confusion and anger while looking at Dr. Manhattan’s dong is some of the best comedic progression in acting I’ve seen in a long time. You can read his entire thought process on his face without a line of dialogue. Truly brilliant comedy.
Made even better when you're a heterosexual female who had to sit through the glaring tits& a$$ shots in Every. Single. Female. Superhero. Movie. How you like those buns, guys? 😁😁😁😉
Strictly speaking he's almost not Ted Kord, the second Blue Beetle. He's a superb athlete, martial artist and acrobat, with spying and infiltration skills, high intelligence, crime-fighting gadgets and themed vehicles. How anyone could confuse him with Batman is beyond me.
Yeah...the slight "problem" is that if Ryan takes PMs to some other channel Screen Rant will lose its main attraction. And they're paying him to have MORE views and more subs, not the other way around, you know? So...I don't think Screen Rant will be happy with your idea.
@@awesomemuscleman1153 yeah just like how you have every salty reply saying how unoriginal the comment is followed by how no one cares, as if anyone would listen to you either
Frankie Samora don’t know. I posted this six months ago. I didn’t realize it was so popular. TH-cam’s weird. The highest liked comment I ever had was a random fact about grizzly bears.
Frankie Samora Dont, it’s just luck. I can comment something and get no likes, and then comment something for it to blow up randomly. And sometimes the comment takes months and then everyone sees it. It’s weird like that
@@JadeDude1973 depends on the story he writes. There are several issues of his swamp thing run that I feel could be considered mature but arent gross and unnecessary. "My blue heaven." Is a good example.
"If that song's _(Hallelujah)_ not about two comic book characters getting intimate in a high-tech plane, I don't know what it's about." Absolute next level commentary!
@ All characters were based on the Charlton Comics characters that DC had recently bought at the time. Nite Owl = Blue Beetle, Dr. Manhattan = Captain Atom, Rorschach = Question, Comedian = Peacemaker, Ozymandias = Peter Cannon Thunderbolt, Silk Spectre was supposed to be Nightshade, but Moore changed after the initial idea of using the original Charlton characters was scrapped.
I just discovered the Pitch Meeting a week ago and I have already logged hours and hours. It's on when I'm driving, working gaming, doing laundry. I love love love this so much!
Shame, by Steve McQueen, is an adult movie about a sex addict. Yet somehow watchmen feels more excessive in sex and grosser due to the style than the subject matter. Hope that made sense
I overall love his videos but he's actually very wrong on this. I wrote my master's thesis on Watchmen and he's not even right about why the Night Owl can't/can perform
@@martinholub3205 But my guy wasn’t really talking about why he can/can’t perform, just saying it was gratuitous and crime fighting almost turns into a fetish for him and Silk Spectre. He was spot on.
What I love about this is movies about his work couldn't even be made if he hadn't sold the film rights for it. Like if you are not gonna like it or deem it unfilmable then why'd you sell movie rights for it you weirdo?
I thought these two were the same person this whole time, but if you look very closely, Movie Executive Guy is wearing a blue blazer, but Movie Pitch Guy wears a grey one. Theory debunked. You're welcome.
Okay but in the Watchmen universe Batman doesn't exist because his parents are never killed. They show Night Owl saving his parents in the beginning of the movie
Wait. This channel has other stuff? ... *_click_* ... oh. So it does. And the other stuff seems to average about 3% as many views as Pitch Meetings. That must feel pretty awesome for everyone else on the channel. Getting upstaged is _tight!_
I really liked this movie. . . Probably had my judgement clouded by my love for the graphic novel. I understand some of the criticism, but this movie doesn't always get the credit it deserves.
As far as book to movie adaptations, this one was better than most. The point of removing the monsters that Ozymandias created being noted. Great though
I enjoyed it as a fan of the graphic novel, but I was acutely aware that if I hadn't read the graphic novel, I would have had NO idea what was going on or why I was meant to care. It was strictly fan service. So now I tell people - yeah, watch it, AFTER you've read the graphic novel.
@@boiledelephant I've never read the graphic novel and this is my favorite movie ever. I don't know what you mean by people wouldn't understand what's going on or why they should care. The premise isn't that confusing and shouldn't you care about the main characters of a movie dying? Or at the very least the world possibly being destroyed by nukes?
Love both versions of the story, and am glad the movie fixed the ending. Manhattan was the biggest destabilizing force on the planet- zero need to invent another threat. That part always bothered me.
@@AbdullahKhan-el6xw The beginning of Rorschach’s Journal: “Rorschach’s Journal, February 12th 1984. First, let me get something straight: this is a journal, NOT A DIARY.”
The reason these are so funny is that he does a really solid critique, usually getting to the root of the problem in the first 60 seconds. Alan Moore said it was unfilmable, so lets pick some famous panels and recreate them! Pretty much.
To be fair, they did technically keep the squid monster in there (in a manner of speaking) by calling the doomsday device "S.Q.U.I.D" on Ozzy's screens.
I saw the movie, but then read the graphic novel, and I can understand why they changed it, the squid thing is kind of ridiculous, but they reintroduced it in the TV show
@@KoolKeithProductions Maybe they wanted to see if the movie had the guts to show the squid monster as depicted in the graphic novel because the graphic novel squid monster looked suspiciously like female genitalia. Take another look at it. lol.
I think it's less about the squid and more that it represented not only a neutral threat but on otherworldly threat, like the man said. It doesn't care about your race, religion, or politics, it's gigantic, and it can teleport, and there may be more of them. Way easier to believe humanity coming together against that than "oops america lost control of it's blue dong nukes."
I've watched a ton of these Pitch Meeting videos and this one is, by far, my favorite of the lot. Or at least of the ones I've seen so far. Well done on this one and all the others. Cheers!
@@TragoudistrosMPH oh wait I think it's an oxymoron because a tight movie would be straight, to the point and shorter. But a movie with excessive padding would be overlong, the opposite of tight.
N7spongy you guys have me questioning now but I assumed it was referring to how people wear padding around their crotch which makes it tight down there
Once he was able to focus again, it would be nice to hear the pitcher say "And then he did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day". Fiction Guy wasn't released at that time, though.
Fun fact: Journals are super cathartic. Having somewhere you can be as explicit, emotional, and honest as you want is amazing, and it has the bonus effect of letting you look back and see how you’ve changed over the years, what goals you have and haven’t achieved, and more. I legit recommend journaling a few times a week, if not daily.
@@joaquimgianini1234there is literally no difference between the two. At all. Both are places to record your life and thoughts. Absolutely nothing is different in a journal vs a diary. Girls AND boys use them. Your comment is more "cringe" than anything a teenage girl could do. Grow up.
"this isn't the sort of thing we'd do with more mainstream heroes." That's exactly what DC said when Moore asked to use their characters--which is why each character is an obvious ripoff of a DC character.
The characters are based on the old Charlton Comics characters that DC acquired the rights to. His original plan was to use mainstream DC characters, but those where deemed off limits. Kind of an early version of Injustice or a take off on the What If Marvel comics of the 1970s.
@@exhaustguy Originally, Watchmen was about those Charlton characters DC had then just aquired. Moore was specifically hired to reinvigorate them. DC then took a look at what Moore had been doing, and they were like "We really love what you're doing here, but we just paid a ton of cash for these characters, and we would kinda like to keep using them. Maybe change them just a little bit so that it's its own thing? "
Not really much of a difference. Seems like splitting hairs to me. The only time Dan Dreiburg becomes Nite Owl is when he's fighting crime, and inversely, the only time he is fighting crime is when he becomes Nite Owl, so saying that the only way he can get aroused is by fighting crime is essentially no different from saying the only way he can get aroused is by becoming Nite Owl.
“We’re gonna zoom in on Night Owl’s butt, stick on that for a while.” “Huuuah, I don’t know about that.” “We’re gonna play Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen!” “Oh, please don’t!”
Rorschach was a seamstress and he actually created the mask ….its a liquid sewn in between the fabrics….it was rejected by manufacturers but he kept it for himself
Unbelievably amazing!!! The distracting dong had my on the floor laughing so hard I was gasping for air. I seriously thought I might inhale my trail mix I was munching on. Dude you rule! This is definitely one of my favs.
"What? No! Yeah. No.... I'm mature!!" This is one of my favorite bits so far in the Pitch Meetings. And by bits I mean the script you made. Not the blue dong pic obviously... Because I'm mature! 😎
@@matheus31218 They don't have super-powers here either. They look "cool" because that's what people imagined these characters as for years. Just because it wasn't the intent of the novel doesn't mean that people didn't spend 20 years talking about how cool the novel was.
idk of this is a joke or not but no just no rorschach is based off the question nite owl off the second blue beetle dr manhattan off captain atom ozymandias off thunderbolt the comedian off peacemaker and silk spectre off nightshade none of them have any likeness to batman all waaaaaaaay different personalities/character traits
we need video game pitch meetings and potc 3 pitch meeting and princess bride 2 pitch meeting yes i am finally early to a pitch meeting yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! baby!!!!!!yeah!!!!! great video
"Alan Moore said this thing is unfilmable, you know...so Zach Snyder and I took that as a challenge..." "Oh, I wonder if he meant that as a challenge or more like, 'This is a bad idea, don't try to do this. It'll be bad.' " "Well, I mean, considering he explicitly said that he doesn't want his name attached to this thing, I guess......we'll never know!" 🤣🤣🤣
"I'm not sure this is the kind of movie we want to support."
"Do you think I'd reveal my pitch if you had any chance of stopping me? I already made it 10 years ago."
awesome comment is tight.
Ou oppo polo⁸
"Was it hard to make this kinda movie with all the CGI 10 years ago?"
"Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience"
This comment is legendary
"Oh, Very Dr. Manhattan of you!!"
You should do Alita Battle Angel. Look at her eyes, she's begging for a Pitch Meeting.
Well ok then...
Shoot, that would be like EYE-ception. I can't even visualize it.
That should be the only image with shrunken eyes.
yondaime500
Ahh unrealistically large eyes are tight
Keith Lanser Would that be hard to do?
Super easy barely an inconvenience.
Ryan George playing the studio exec’s growing confusion and anger while looking at Dr. Manhattan’s dong is some of the best comedic progression in acting I’ve seen in a long time. You can read his entire thought process on his face without a line of dialogue.
Truly brilliant comedy.
Made even better when you're a heterosexual female who had to sit through the glaring tits& a$$ shots in Every. Single. Female. Superhero. Movie.
How you like those buns, guys? 😁😁😁😉
I loved how the music felt like it was also growing in confusion and anger, just building up alongside him 😂😂 It was genuinely cinematic!
I thought he was doing an impression of Cameron getting oddly disturbed by the art piece in _Ferris Bueller's Day Off._
Rorschach is a really cool vigilante, I love his costume, but I don't understand why his mask is a picture of my parents fighting.
Lol
Hahahahahahaha
You sir get a point for that one
You've just uncovered his distracting superpower....
This is funny but it's actually a picture of scout master Kevin's PP ☹
.....I wish I could give more than one thumbs up for this comment. 👍👍👍 👍
"He's almost not Batman"
That was perfect
It was almost not perfect.
Yah yah yah
“And then Rorschach explodes!”
I love how Screenwriter Guy gives this line no context and then Producer Guy just goes along with it.
"Excessive padding is TIGHT"
Truly underrecognized genius
That wordplay THOUGH!
Ya Fat Bastard!
Truly underrecognized genius is TIGHT
Is it a joke about female sanitation pads?
@@gregoryfenn1462 Unclear.
One of the best of the Pitch Meetings. The facial expressions while trying not to be distracted by the blue penis picture were gold.
"It's gold Jerry, Gold"
@@THEGOFER615 it's gold Jeffery it's gold,, lol..
I lost control laughing - this was the funniest one I’ve seen.
Oh yea, no, I'm mature.
No they were blue
Best part of this entire skit is that Ryan wrote dialogue for 20 seconds while we all stare at Dr manhattans pixilated junk
Pixilated junk is TIGHT
Dedication.
We need a lip reader to see how quickly it veered into nonsense.
It was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
If you step back six feet, squint your eyes, the censor mosaics disappear
Threw my head back in laughter at some of this one. I love Watchmen. Whole thing is TIGHT.
Me too
Like his cheeks
@@Gohnzaleez .
Doctor Manhatan is tight too?
One my favorite movies
I love how positive they are when talking about dark stuff
Talking about dark stuff is tight
It always gets me how upbeat writer guy gets about that things that AREN'T fun/exciting/enjoyable to watch
@@Gildedmuse ?
that's how they pitched the Vietnam War bro.
Wilhelmina Beavers Watchmen is enjoyable. It just ain’t you’re typical marvel film
I haven't laughed so hard with that "distracted" bit.
You two make a great team.
there's more of 'em
"Well, he's almost not Batman" LMAO
that was the funniest bit
And beating up strangers turns him on
@@NiaErvin no you're not the only one
Strictly speaking he's almost not Ted Kord, the second Blue Beetle. He's a superb athlete, martial artist and acrobat, with spying and infiltration skills, high intelligence, crime-fighting gadgets and themed vehicles. How anyone could confuse him with Batman is beyond me.
@@NiaErvin it is. You can also do it in 4 syllables, like "Ozzy MAND yes", which basically sounds the same.
Maybe create a separate channel for Pitch Meetings? They're just too good to be alongside with the other content on this channel.
Yeah...the slight "problem" is that if Ryan takes PMs to some other channel Screen Rant will lose its main attraction. And they're paying him to have MORE views and more subs, not the other way around, you know?
So...I don't think Screen Rant will be happy with your idea.
This comment has been censored by ScreenRant
it's also they're not long enough to get monetized so....
Yeah they could pull a Buzzfeed unsolved
the Stevens Kids that’s not how it works... they wouldn’t have multiple ads but they’d still get money
"She's in a relationship with Dr. Manhattan but she's not very happy"
"Because he's naked all the time?"
"Maybe"
LMAO!
This is basically all the comments on this video. Quote the video and use an acronym for laughter. Your input is useless and nobody cares
@@awesomemuscleman1153 yeah just like how you have every salty reply saying how unoriginal the comment is followed by how no one cares, as if anyone would listen to you either
@@Radictv__ Quite a lot of people, actually, including me. However, I'm more tolerant of comments like OP's on Pitch Meeting videos.
when she got upset that he's working while nailing her I rolled my eyes and thought 'really'?
But then that's a woman for you.. so I guess it's true.
Surprisingly, women don't seem to like it when a man is always walking around the house completely naked. Who knew.
My favorite so far. The Dr Manhattan dic pic part had me dying.
Like an electric Snufflelufagus
Frankie Samora don’t know. I posted this six months ago. I didn’t realize it was so popular. TH-cam’s weird. The highest liked comment I ever had was a random fact about grizzly bears.
Frankie Samora I have a comment with over 1k thousand likes and one with 50 thousand dislikes
Frankie Samora Dont, it’s just luck. I can comment something and get no likes, and then comment something for it to blow up randomly. And sometimes the comment takes months and then everyone sees it. It’s weird like that
Frankie Samora I’ll do you one better
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"I feel like this is all very gross and unnecessary."
"It's mature and grown up."
"Ok"
LOL This is Alan Moore's writing in a nutshell.
@@JadeDude1973 So true. He's amazing, but not necessarily suited to adaptation.
@@JadeDude1973 depends on the story he writes. There are several issues of his swamp thing run that I feel could be considered mature but arent gross and unnecessary. "My blue heaven." Is a good example.
Being mature and grown up is very gross and unnecessary.
“We’re gonna play hallelujah by Lenard Cohen.” “Ooh please don’t.”
"If that song's _(Hallelujah)_ not about two comic book characters getting intimate in a high-tech plane, I don't know what it's about."
Absolute next level commentary!
Literally read this when I heard it.
"How is he killed?"
"in SLOW MOTION!"
Love it!
He's almost not batman
hahahaha I'm dying from that one...
Hahahaha
He’s too happy and well adjusted to be Batman. 😂😂 Rorschach is more like Batman.
@ All characters were based on the Charlton Comics characters that DC had recently bought at the time. Nite Owl = Blue Beetle, Dr. Manhattan = Captain Atom, Rorschach = Question, Comedian = Peacemaker, Ozymandias = Peter Cannon Thunderbolt, Silk Spectre was supposed to be Nightshade, but Moore changed after the initial idea of using the original Charlton characters was scrapped.
@@PrometheanFlametbh, Rorschach is a lot more like a Joker than a Batman...
I just discovered the Pitch Meeting a week ago and I have already logged hours and hours. It's on when I'm driving, working gaming, doing laundry. I love love love this so much!
"wow wow wow wow!!!!" he/they are hilarious
Binge watching Pitch Meetings is TIGHT!
Pace yourself! If you like Screen Rant, you may also enjoy "Honest Trailers"
"Excessive padding is tight" - you guys owe me a new keyboard lol
They borrowed your keyboard & accidentally broke it?
This series is pretty TIGHT! Me watching this hours on end...barely an inconvenience.
It's very easy, when they're so many of you.
I love that he makes the distinction between what is "adult" and what is just straight up gross/unnecessary.
Shame, by Steve McQueen, is an adult movie about a sex addict. Yet somehow watchmen feels more excessive in sex and grosser due to the style than the subject matter. Hope that made sense
I overall love his videos but he's actually very wrong on this. I wrote my master's thesis on Watchmen and he's not even right about why the Night Owl can't/can perform
@@martinholub3205 But my guy wasn’t really talking about why he can/can’t perform, just saying it was gratuitous and crime fighting almost turns into a fetish for him and Silk Spectre. He was spot on.
@@martinholub3205 ….. I now desperately want to read your Master’s thesis.
@@4amlibraMe too
*Screenwriter used Electric Blue Dong*
*IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!*
Dr. Manhoodn.
@@thedocilefish but he might be
To be fair, Alan Moore hates all adaptations of his books
I know. He didn't even like Watchmen Babies in V for Vacation.
What I love about this is movies about his work couldn't even be made if he hadn't sold the film rights for it. Like if you are not gonna like it or deem it unfilmable then why'd you sell movie rights for it you weirdo?
@@thabreez456 Alan Moore never owned any rights to Watchmen. They have always been fully owned by DC.
@@thabreez456 I guess you weren’t expecting to have actual knowledge used against you there.
Alan Moore actually refuses to watch adaptations of his books because he knows there will definitely be something he hates about it
"i feel like this is very gross and unecessary"
homelander and storm front hold our capes real quick
😂😂
You don't think Garth Ennis got the whole idea for the boys from things like Watchmen? Come on.
The Boys is the best thing to ever happen to the superhero genre.
@@Batchall_Accepted that's the joke
I mouth the words “TIGHT” and “SUPER EASY BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE” every time i see it coming in each video
Do The Fifth Element, please?!
but be nice, I love that movie =)
stiimuli No way, tear it to pieces. I want a good PM, because it’s won’t alter the way I see the movie anyways.
5th Element...Hell Yes!
That’s my favorite movie
The Fifth Element is Tight!!
I thought these two were the same person this whole time, but if you look very closely, Movie Executive Guy is wearing a blue blazer, but Movie Pitch Guy wears a grey one. Theory debunked. You're welcome.
"Hes almost not batman" lol 😂😂
That line just keeps cracking me up.
Financer: He most certainly is batman....
Pitcher: "But his got a new hat"
Financer: Will that get us money
Pitcher: "💰$💰"
Basically Black Noir
Okay but in the Watchmen universe Batman doesn't exist because his parents are never killed. They show Night Owl saving his parents in the beginning of the movie
these pitches keep getting funnier every time keep up the good work ryan
Only Ryan? There's two of them
Ryan George's back has to be tired from carrying this entire channel.
Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@tomkerruish2982 😆
They should get all the way off that thing.
Dont even almost try to watch other stuff
Wait. This channel has other stuff? ... *_click_* ... oh. So it does. And the other stuff seems to average about 3% as many views as Pitch Meetings. That must feel pretty awesome for everyone else on the channel. Getting upstaged is _tight!_
I really liked this movie. . . Probably had my judgement clouded by my love for the graphic novel. I understand some of the criticism, but this movie doesn't always get the credit it deserves.
As far as book to movie adaptations, this one was better than most. The point of removing the monsters that Ozymandias created being noted. Great though
I l liked the movie as well. Amazingly coreo graphed fight scenes
I enjoyed it as a fan of the graphic novel, but I was acutely aware that if I hadn't read the graphic novel, I would have had NO idea what was going on or why I was meant to care. It was strictly fan service. So now I tell people - yeah, watch it, AFTER you've read the graphic novel.
@@boiledelephant I've never read the graphic novel and this is my favorite movie ever. I don't know what you mean by people wouldn't understand what's going on or why they should care. The premise isn't that confusing and shouldn't you care about the main characters of a movie dying? Or at the very least the world possibly being destroyed by nukes?
Love both versions of the story, and am glad the movie fixed the ending. Manhattan was the biggest destabilizing force on the planet- zero need to invent another threat. That part always bothered me.
“That’s a diary, teenage girls do that.”
It’s a dark and very cool journal!
Greg heffley would approve
Doug!
& wimpy dudes. ok that's not fair. men have their psychological problems too
@@AbdullahKhan-el6xw The beginning of Rorschach’s Journal: “Rorschach’s Journal, February 12th 1984. First, let me get something straight: this is a journal, NOT A DIARY.”
"And Rorschach explodes." "Oh, my god" the delivery on that line was amazing.
Waving pixelated drawings of blue naughty bits is tight.
FYI: there is an explanation for Rorschach's mask in the comics
Was going to say the same thing.
I mean the comic is actually good so
I don’t like Rorschach’s mask. It makes me uncomfortable. Why does it always look like my High School gym coach peeing on me?
@@TheElectricMayhem 😸
@@TheElectricMayhem ........what?
The reason these are so funny is that he does a really solid critique, usually getting to the root of the problem in the first 60 seconds. Alan Moore said it was unfilmable, so lets pick some famous panels and recreate them! Pretty much.
He is one of the most incisive and thorough critic of popular film I have ever heard and he wraps it up in brilliant comedy. Pure genius.
Could u make 1 for ratatouille or Austin powers
Arnav Batra Mike Myers is writing another Austin Powers movie. This time it will revolve around Dr.Evil mostly though.
Actually like that idea.
I just hope Will Smith won't be naked in the Aladin remake.
Woo! Haha!
Oh that's hot. Yah that's hot
He's going get jiggy with it.
"Very gross!"
I hope Will Smith stops playing Will Smith lol
To be fair, they did technically keep the squid monster in there (in a manner of speaking) by calling the doomsday device "S.Q.U.I.D" on Ozzy's screens.
I saw the movie, but then read the graphic novel, and I can understand why they changed it, the squid thing is kind of ridiculous, but they reintroduced it in the TV show
@@edwarddore7617 l honestly cant believe there are ppl who were mad about thr squid not being in the movie.
@@KoolKeithProductions Maybe they wanted to see if the movie had the guts to show the squid monster as depicted in the graphic novel because the graphic novel squid monster looked suspiciously like female genitalia. Take another look at it. lol.
So as comic readers, does it make sense having Dr M instead of the squid?
I think it's less about the squid and more that it represented not only a neutral threat but on otherworldly threat, like the man said. It doesn't care about your race, religion, or politics, it's gigantic, and it can teleport, and there may be more of them. Way easier to believe humanity coming together against that than "oops america lost control of it's blue dong nukes."
Avatar: The Last Airbender show pitch meeting, please!
I'm sorry, what are you talking about? You mean the amazing animated series? Don't think it needs a Pitch Meeting...
Hunterfalke That's why a pitch meeting would be so cool.
No, what about... The dreaded live action movie!!!
Dude! This pitch meetings are GREAT! You can never stop making these!
I would've been first. But I was busy watching Pitch Meetings.
Same and nice pun
I would've been first, but I was distracted by a massive blue weenie.
I was watching this playlist today as well, ...aaand now I've watched this and got the pun:P
@@kjoc70 massive blues weinies are tight
That's because they are super easy to watch, barely an inconvenience!
Who else got screen rant's notifications on just for pitch meetings ! 😂
Me lol they love to ruin all my favorite movies
Me I got it
It was super easy to press the button, and barely an inconvenience to watch them
Obviously, it's the only content worth watching on the channel.
same
I've watched a ton of these Pitch Meeting videos and this one is, by far, my favorite of the lot. Or at least of the ones I've seen so far. Well done on this one and all the others. Cheers!
"Excessive padding is tight" might be the most subtle and clever one of those jokes so far
I dont get it
@@N7spongy ... I'm not sure either...
@@TragoudistrosMPH oh wait I think it's an oxymoron because a tight movie would be straight, to the point and shorter. But a movie with excessive padding would be overlong, the opposite of tight.
@@N7spongy makes perfect sense, thanks!
N7spongy you guys have me questioning now but I assumed it was referring to how people wear padding around their crotch which makes it tight down there
The Hobbit trilogy desperately needs a pitch meeting.
agreed
Yesssssss!
Please don't. It still hurts when i think about it.
The hobbit movies are not bad films. Sure they are not masterpieces like The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy but I still Iike the hobbit movies
we don't talk about those
Once he was able to focus again, it would be nice to hear the pitcher say "And then he did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day".
Fiction Guy wasn't released at that time, though.
Brilliant.
he probably had his only chance to do it during the Man of Steel pitch meeting. Maybe if he does Disney Tarzan
The only videos where I hit the like button before watching to make sure I don't forget
You and me both buddy. It's criminal this series doesn't get more views than it does!
Just hit Watch Later
Need Pitch Meetings of the classic moives:
Leon The Professional 1994
Heat 1995
Inception 2010
Departed 2006
Shutter Island 2010
The Communist 2018
2001 a Space Odyssey
Most of those are not old enough to be classic anythings.
Michel De Bruyn I know right? I was think of movies like The Wizard of Oz or The Godfather.
Those are classic movies??? You must be young. Like 8. Do three amigos.
Yah, he may be too uncomfortable to make a Leon the Professional video as it's like borderline pedophilic
Fun fact:
Journals are super cathartic.
Having somewhere you can be as explicit, emotional, and honest as you want is amazing, and it has the bonus effect of letting you look back and see how you’ve changed over the years, what goals you have and haven’t achieved, and more.
I legit recommend journaling a few times a week, if not daily.
Yeah journals are pretty neat, but diaries are cringe and for little girls
@@joaquimgianini1234there is literally no difference between the two. At all. Both are places to record your life and thoughts. Absolutely nothing is different in a journal vs a diary. Girls AND boys use them. Your comment is more "cringe" than anything a teenage girl could do. Grow up.
@@pap-fr You’re right, I cringed just looking at it. Idk what went on in my head when I was 16
"I'm mature."
LMAO.
"this isn't the sort of thing we'd do with more mainstream heroes."
That's exactly what DC said when Moore asked to use their characters--which is why each character is an obvious ripoff of a DC character.
The characters are based on the old Charlton Comics characters that DC acquired the rights to. His original plan was to use mainstream DC characters, but those where deemed off limits. Kind of an early version of Injustice or a take off on the What If Marvel comics of the 1970s.
@@exhaustguy
Originally, Watchmen was about those Charlton characters DC had then just aquired. Moore was specifically hired to reinvigorate them. DC then took a look at what Moore had been doing, and they were like "We really love what you're doing here, but we just paid a ton of cash for these characters, and we would kinda like to keep using them. Maybe change them just a little bit so that it's its own thing? "
@@Carabas72 You are right. They were supposed to be the Charlton characters which Moore was going to use. Sorry for the misstatement.
Then the show The Boys came along...
Plus now with the new dc universe watchmen is apart if the main dc timeline
In regard to slow motion.
"If less is more imagine how much more would be." - Frasier Crane
I did love Watchmen, I got the Director’s Cut on blu ray and seen the Ultimate Cut on Vudu. Still this is sofa king funny.
Arise chicken arise
@amail someoneeveryone boo! Go get cultured up, you uncultured swine
I got the Ultimate Version too. It's still one of my favorite comic book movies.
@@cooperlyle8781 Hahaha love it. ...ATHF
What did the different cuts do to the movie
I thought Nite Owl's problem was that he was more comfortable as his Nite Owl persona than his Dan Dreiberg alter ego.
Exactly. It's not that crime fighting turns him on, it's that being Nite Owl gives him confidence. Still loved the Pitch Meeting though.
Not really much of a difference. Seems like splitting hairs to me. The only time Dan Dreiburg becomes Nite Owl is when he's fighting crime, and inversely, the only time he is fighting crime is when he becomes Nite Owl, so saying that the only way he can get aroused is by fighting crime is essentially no different from saying the only way he can get aroused is by becoming Nite Owl.
Ryan deserves an Oscar for his performance as Uncomfortable Guy Trying To Pay Attention.
We've all been there
And we can all identify with his discomfort
You should do a pitch meeting for the arrowverse
pitch meeting for The Umbrella Academy
YES PLEASE!!!
Yus
DEFINITELY !!!
"You know that parody video of 'What if Wes Anderson directed X-Men?'"
"Yeah yeah yeah"
"Well, I thought we'd just do that. As a Netflix series."
I'm gonna play Intanbul not Constantinople in a very awesome action sequence!
Will it be difficult ?
No, super Easy barely an inconvenience!
It's amazing how much the director of Watchmen didn't understand Watchmen.
“Then Rorschach is gonna blow up”
“Oh”
Excessive padding is TIGHT!
Yes,Im sure it is,but,diet!
Oxymorons are tight!
"Excessive padding is tight"
"Sure is"
Lol underrated joke
1:51
“He sounds like Christian Bale as Batman AND you can understand him!”
I LOVE PITCH MEETINGS!!!
They are indeed TIGHT
I'd love to see pitches for some of the old 1970s disaster flicks - especially my favorite, The Towering Inferno.
These keep getting better and better and are now actually one of my favorite original series on TH-cam. Keep up the awesome work!
Awesomely amazing! But how come you haven’t done Inception??
Stuck daydreaming about it
Bwwwwaaaaahhhhh!
The best thing about watchmen was the intro
Zack should direct music videos
Yes!
I watched them all! i watched the watchmen, watchwomen and watchchildren too!
David James-Cameron ... Santa?
... Jared Fogle?
Watchchildren are Tigh- "please stop saying that!"
These meetings are getting more creative, and I like it!!
“Well he’s almost not Batman” lol I died
Can you do one of these with kingsman
Somewhat Artsy omg yes
“We’re gonna zoom in on Night Owl’s butt, stick on that for a while.”
“Huuuah, I don’t know about that.”
“We’re gonna play Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen!”
“Oh, please don’t!”
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Shuvrashankar mukherjee Nice.
Night owl's butt is tight.
@Scom Tott but joel Schumacher did the same with batman and robin. In the first few minutes
Yeah wrong butt
Rorschach was a seamstress and he actually created the mask ….its a liquid sewn in between the fabrics….it was rejected by manufacturers but he kept it for himself
"Has Zack Snyder seen Watchmen? Somebody should tell him about it, I think he'd like it"
-Jenny Nicholson
hahaahhaaa
Unbelievably amazing!!!
The distracting dong had my on the floor laughing so hard I was gasping for air. I seriously thought I might inhale my trail mix I was munching on. Dude you rule! This is definitely one of my favs.
Me too hahahaha 😂😂😂
Should do “Here Comes Mr. Jordan”, ''Heaven Can Wait,''and “ down to earth as one long pitch meeting set in different decades
Your pitch meetings are my new favorite youtube comedy! SUPER funny
You should do pulp fiction
"What? No! Yeah. No.... I'm mature!!"
This is one of my favorite bits so far in the Pitch Meetings.
And by bits I mean the script you made. Not the blue dong pic obviously... Because I'm mature! 😎
That was one of the funniest pitch meetings, to date.
Watchmen is still one of my most favourite Superhero movies.
I have the novel, and it's pretty accurate.
@@jeremylst1421 Not really, they don't have super powers or look cool and badass in the comic
@@ponquin yup. The movie is an abomination.
Yeah you can enjoy something thats not good , or a good adaptation.
@@matheus31218 They don't have super-powers here either. They look "cool" because that's what people imagined these characters as for years. Just because it wasn't the intent of the novel doesn't mean that people didn't spend 20 years talking about how cool the novel was.
“I can’t! I swear I can’t with you!”” When he held up that photo,I was done! LMFAO..😂😂😂😂😂
Batman is broken up into 4 heroes in this movie
The comedian (Fighter)
Owlman (Technology)
Rorschach (Detective)
Ozymandias (Intelligence)
You forgot one of the most obvious
Ozymandias (wealth, paranoia, physical/mental training to human peak)
@@mrchuckmorris true
And Nite-Owl has the nocturnal flying animal theme
(Owlman is the evil Batman from Earth-3)
actually no
idk of this is a joke or not but no just no rorschach is based off the question nite owl off the second blue beetle dr manhattan off captain atom ozymandias off thunderbolt the comedian off peacemaker and silk spectre off nightshade none of them have any likeness to batman all waaaaaaaay different personalities/character traits
we need video game pitch meetings and potc 3 pitch meeting and princess bride 2 pitch meeting
yes i am finally early to a pitch meeting
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! baby!!!!!!yeah!!!!!
great video
Right on brother
Princess bride 2?
"Alan Moore said this thing is unfilmable, you know...so Zach Snyder and I took that as a challenge..."
"Oh, I wonder if he meant that as a challenge or more like, 'This is a bad idea, don't try to do this. It'll be bad.' "
"Well, I mean, considering he explicitly said that he doesn't want his name attached to this thing, I guess......we'll never know!"
🤣🤣🤣
Do Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse!
Suits in the 80s called.
They agree that excessive padding is *Tight* !
I really enjoy this movie, but the "He's almost not Batman" line got me!! Literally what I think every time I see that costume 😂😄
These videos are the best thing on TH-cam.
Do a SPONGEBOB PITCH MEETING ETHER THE MOVIES OR THE CARTOON
Pretty sure they were all cartoons.
@EweChewBrrr, yes, but what I meant is The SpongeBob Crew made two movies and, you know, the regular TV cartoon
@@bri1404 I know what you meant buddy ;) I just wanted to be a smarty pants.
@EweChewBrrr, ohh being a smarty pants is TIGHT.
@@bri1404 and doing it is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
The distraction scene never gets old
I thought every scene with Dr. Manhattan was interesting.
Voitan same here I actually thought the whole movie was very interesting I don’t understand why lots of people don’t like it.
its "different"@@keelanrice1470
Keelan Rice because the comic is by far better
@@keelanrice1470 because of the films Snyder went on and did after Watchman. Before that I didn't know anyone who hated it.
Because people are obsessed with batman movies
Daredevil TV Series Pitch Meeting would be TIGHT!
"Excessive padding is tight"...words to live by.
Captain Marvel Pitch Meeting
I'm sure we will get that within a couple weeks.
I just love the"barely an inconvenience"