Nerd³ Completes... Portal

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  • @ervincool
    @ervincool 10 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    An hour long NerdCubed video.
    Goodbye outside world... Hello inside world.

    • @ErshEight
      @ErshEight 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude, it's 10 pm. When are you gonna go to sleep?

    • @CouldBeSaladFingers
      @CouldBeSaladFingers 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Puktronikowy954 Humans like you make me want to cut.

    • @JasonCobalt
      @JasonCobalt 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Puktronikowy954 not in MERICA it's only like 5:20

    • @SamPhoenix_
      @SamPhoenix_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jordin He definitely moved country, we just don't know where.

    • @TheSammyBrom
      @TheSammyBrom 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sam We just have to accept it as Canada ;) also your parents gave you the best name ;D

  • @tornado0910_
    @tornado0910_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Best line in the video:
    Sentry: target lost.
    Nerdcubbed: target smarter than you.

    • @Dazen1091
      @Dazen1091 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Green one
      Green one
      Angry one
      Green one

  • @SparrowwithaMachinegun
    @SparrowwithaMachinegun 9 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    32:40 "I like that Aperture science is very much a close enough organisation"
    Damn that was funny. XD

    • @lemon-zf3eo
      @lemon-zf3eo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Light, I knew you were the Kira!

    • @aaronstickle
      @aaronstickle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +The Fallen “Baked” Potato Death Note is awesome!

    • @aaronstickle
      @aaronstickle 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +The Fallen “Baked” Potato Death Note is awesome!

    • @lemon-zf3eo
      @lemon-zf3eo 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ThePickleMonsta Hell yeah it is

    • @user-uo8ny1kj4c
      @user-uo8ny1kj4c 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have this game on of and portal 2

  • @soyboydivision
    @soyboydivision 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love how determined he is to get those radios, to the point that when he lost the radio in that bug column thing he decided that he was going to do that all over again, just to get that radio.
    I think Dan is a masochist.

    • @GreenTeaTheTea
      @GreenTeaTheTea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ngl dog watching him be barely out of range and not crouch to grab them was genuinely torture lmao

  • @JamUsagi
    @JamUsagi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    I think the chair stacking puzzle is actually solved by getting the rocket turret to shoot the pipe above you, which would then drop a cube which you can use to get into the vent.

    • @thegamingguyforyou2184
      @thegamingguyforyou2184 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jam Usagi I knew it!

    • @ArtyI
      @ArtyI 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes that's how it was meant to be.

    • @vithyabanangelo9830
      @vithyabanangelo9830 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Jam Usagi Yeah! That's how I did it. Took me 3 minutes of thinky time though!

    • @akaishi1583
      @akaishi1583 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I stacked chairs too.

    • @TheXcizer
      @TheXcizer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was playing alongside Dan and got really confused when he did that.

  • @ash-lynnsarah8626
    @ash-lynnsarah8626 10 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Dan, don't know if you'll see this or if someone has already mentioned it. I can't be bothered to go check. But in that bit where you piled the chairs to get into the vent thingy, you're supposed to set up the portals so that the rocket guy will destroy the tube above the vent, thus dropping a cube that you can climb on to access the vent. But chairs work to :P

    • @pepticbirch
      @pepticbirch 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes he could of but that would be to easy... Or it's just dan's incompadance. =P

    • @robertburbank3202
      @robertburbank3202 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ash-Lynn Sarah Once I tried that, the tube blew up, but no cube. Then I gave up and used noclip. Then I beat Portal again, and it owrked.

    • @HerHollyness
      @HerHollyness 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh my gosh, really? Not being sarcastic, I've played Portal 8 or 9 times and EVERY time I just pile stuff up, I've never worked that out! Thank you! *10th time's the charm*

  • @jonas9835
    @jonas9835 8 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    This was a triumph.
    I'm making a note here:
    HUGE SUCCESS.

    • @UnhelpfulLamp
      @UnhelpfulLamp 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Max Enright what?

    • @spookcannot3967
      @spookcannot3967 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i have the lyrics in my bedroom (i should hang them) but i don't feel like typing it out, sorry, i can sing it, but no typing. fuck. that. i will type the parts i love of it
      it's hard to overstate my satisfaction
      Aperture Science,
      we do what we must because we can
      For the good of all of us,
      except the ones who are dead
      but there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake
      And the science gets done
      and you make a neat gun
      for the people who are
      still alive
      I'm not even angry
      I'm being so sincere right now
      Even though you broke my heart.
      and killed me.
      and tore me to pieces.
      and threw every piece into a fire
      as they burned it hurt because
      i was so happy for you!
      Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
      and we're out of beta we're releasing on time
      So i'm GLaD i got burned.
      think of all the things we learned for the people who are
      still alive
      Go ahead and leave me
      I think i prefer to stay inside
      Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
      Maybe Black Mesa
      THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
      Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
      Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
      When i look out there it makes me GLaD i'm not you
      I've experiments to run,
      there is research to be done
      on the people who are
      still alive
      P.S. and believe me, I am
      still alive
      P.P.S. I'm doing science and i am
      still alive
      P.P.P.S. I feel FANTASTIC and i am
      still alive
      Final thought: while you're dying i will be
      still alive
      Final thought P.S. and while you're dead i will be
      still alive
      still alive
      still alive
      oh right, i love the entire song, welp, finished it for you!

    • @andybhoy1916
      @andybhoy1916 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      CringeFluffington refgeffevfrevfrwfvvfwdwvfvfwwvfdvvwfdwvfdfwdfvwddwvffdvvwdwvfdwfvdvwfdwvdffwdfwddwvfwvdffvwdvfdwvwfdfwdvfdvfvdfwdvvfdwwfdvfwdvfvdwdvfwfwdvwvfdvfdwfvddfwvfdwfdwvdwvffvdwfwvdfvwdfwvdfvwdfvdwvdwfwvdffwdvfdfdwvdvwfdfwvfvwdfvdwwdffvdfwvddfvwdwfvwwffwdvfwvddfwvwfvdvwfdgtbefvgegbrtgbtfbsfbdeDaddfdgdhahdh

    • @georgeheath62
      @georgeheath62 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      don't do that *AGAIN*

    • @firstnamelastname8714
      @firstnamelastname8714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This was a triumph.
      I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
      It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
      Aperture Science
      We do what we must
      Because we can.
      For the good of all of us.
      Except the ones who are dead.
      But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
      You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
      And the Science gets done.
      And you make a neat gun.
      For the people who are still alive.
      I'm not even angry.
      I'm being so sincere right now.
      Even though you broke my heart.
      And killed me.
      And tore me to pieces.
      And threw every piece into a fire.
      As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
      Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
      And we're out of beta.
      We're releasing on time.
      So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
      Think of all the things we learned
      For the people who are still alive.
      Go ahead and leave me.
      I think I prefer to stay inside.
      Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
      Maybe Black Mesa
      THAT WAS A JOKE.
      HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
      Anyway, this cake is great.
      It's so delicious and moist.
      Look at me still talking
      When there's Science to do.
      When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
      I've experiments to run.
      There is research to be done.
      On the people who are still alive.
      And believe me I am still alive.
      I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
      I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
      While you're dying I'll be still alive.
      And when you're dead I will be still alive.
      STILL ALIVE
      Still alive.

  • @20owenc
    @20owenc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    We can all agree glados is the best female antagonist ever right?

    • @ianmh
      @ianmh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ohh yess

    • @patrickharrison6293
      @patrickharrison6293 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      20owenc is she technically female? She's an AI

    • @20owenc
      @20owenc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Patrick Harrison in portal 2 she was caroline so she was a human female at one point

    • @windex809
      @windex809 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      did you just assume her gender? TRIGGERED

    • @probot8434
      @probot8434 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Windex no she actually was a woman

  • @vesmacubing
    @vesmacubing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Two Portals" and "Green one, angry one" should be put on iTunes

    • @Eliscothern
      @Eliscothern 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And “Chair”

  • @Stab0Crab0
    @Stab0Crab0 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Walks into GLaDOS room. "Hello sweetie" xD

  • @greenday9090
    @greenday9090 10 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I have three and a half essays all due by tomorrow. I shouldn't be watching this...
    ...time to bust out my special power: "Watch this video and then stay up all night to finish the essays." I am a procrastinator, after all.

    • @samsouthall3029
      @samsouthall3029 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaaaa, using catchphrases is funny

    • @epicjakman
      @epicjakman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They all must have "speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out "

    • @tuken021
      @tuken021 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      and a half?!

    • @rubenthuma
      @rubenthuma 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm in exactly the same situation, no shit! haha

    • @DarienSeminoff
      @DarienSeminoff 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      greenday9090 We are all procrastinators. Let us unite.... nah... weal do it later....

  • @blueleader8323
    @blueleader8323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Every so often I find my self back at this video and every time I see it, it makes me want another portal game.
    I want to return to this overwhelming charming game series.

  • @JudgeBane
    @JudgeBane 9 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    49:30 Oh look, he's NerdCompanionCubed!

    • @stormygillder9610
      @stormygillder9610 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Doctor Bane amazingggg

    • @the-succ
      @the-succ 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Doctor Bane GG m8, GG

    • @JudgeBane
      @JudgeBane 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** I am unable to do the little 3, unfortunately.

    • @themusicalhoodie7248
      @themusicalhoodie7248 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doctor Bane companioncubed

  • @mrnqr2001
    @mrnqr2001 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Dan you're 38??!! I look like you're in your bloody early 20's mate!! Congrats, love you Dan. Been enjoying your content for over 3 years now.

    • @comicbstudios
      @comicbstudios 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      (He's not 38)

    • @mrnqr2001
      @mrnqr2001 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Comic B Studios
      He said he was halfway in

    • @Jayyemi
      @Jayyemi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MrNQR (He was joking)

    • @mrnqr2001
      @mrnqr2001 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      FlamingMarshmallow Ah, righto, didn't sound like it

    • @ladyinwight
      @ladyinwight 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MrNQR He's 27.

  • @BLeeSimon
    @BLeeSimon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    NerdCubed keyboard ASMR

  • @joeltornlund4061
    @joeltornlund4061 10 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    You're the opposit of santa? I guess I have to go to akinator and find out if it's true...

    • @SlavicusVile
      @SlavicusVile 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      AAAAHHHH! NERD JOKES TOO STRONK!

    • @FarTrek
      @FarTrek 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joel Törnlund I tried it and it said "You need new glasses"

    • @Murkiry
      @Murkiry 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Isn't he the opposite of Miley Cyrus, according to his Akinator 'Opposites' video?

    • @FarTrek
      @FarTrek 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah but miley cyrus and santa are essentially the same people

    • @adamtassell2919
      @adamtassell2919 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Far Trek
      Both like coke
      santa: cola
      miley: cocaine
      Both have rosy cheeks
      santa: face cheeks
      miley: ass cheeks (Robin Thicke friction)
      Both spread cheer throughout the land
      santa: with presents
      miley: with wonderful music (nope, couldn't keep a straight face)

  • @UsrnamePending
    @UsrnamePending 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    NerdCubed Completes: Portal 2

    • @Asertion
      @Asertion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      still waiting

    • @Redman-2490
      @Redman-2490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Still waiting in 2020

    • @Whutish
      @Whutish 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still waiting in 2021

  • @mikeegee21
    @mikeegee21 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The section where you "stack", is typically done by shooting the tube running above the opening with the rockets. A cube should fall, and you use that to jump up.

    • @CherryNobody
      @CherryNobody 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Typically as in second time through, the prop method is more common because the glass breaking method is only introduced once other than then, so players kinda go "FUCK IT" and make a prop pile because they are lost

    • @CherryNobody
      @CherryNobody 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now I feel dumb ._.

  • @My_Lyfe
    @My_Lyfe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    God this man is my childhood

  • @benhanson887
    @benhanson887 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dan that bit where you're confused and just stack furniture, the trick is that there's a tube that has cubes in it above your head and you need to get the guy that fires missiles to break the tube open so that you can have a cube to stand on

    • @benhanson887
      @benhanson887 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Btw happy birthday!

  • @KirbyMario12345_939
    @KirbyMario12345_939 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Oh you fat cow!"
    That line made this one of my favourite videos. Ever.

  • @watsgoinonhere1
    @watsgoinonhere1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You know that part where GLaDOS tells you you incinerated the companion cube quicker than anyone else? What if it's true? what if the minute or two people spend with the cube is nothing compared to the hours and hours test subjects might have spent with the cube, not wanting to destroy it?

    • @lindseynager7266
      @lindseynager7266 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that is deep I am scared for the fact that I immediately thew it in.....does that make me heartless?

    • @watsgoinonhere1
      @watsgoinonhere1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lindsey Nager No, don't worry. You might have just seen it as a lifeless cube, or maybe you knew that there was nothing you could do about the fact that it had to be incinerated,and were just doing your duty. Maybe you thought it was what was best for the cube, or that the cube would be okay. I don't see a reason to believe you are heartless, you just saw the situation differently than the others did.

    • @namehere139
      @namehere139 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      do you know there are actually real people
      (well people in the game) in the companion cubes

    • @finerz321
      @finerz321 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Gamingdude 139 that's just a theory. A game theory. Am I funny yet?

    • @namehere139
      @namehere139 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finley Clark yes 😒

  • @Chrnan6710
    @Chrnan6710 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:28:00 Fun fact: The "circle thing" that fell from the sky was put in by Valve to intentionally become a meme. It was named Hoopy the Hoop.

    • @deadchannel8498
      @deadchannel8498 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fun fact the robot voice at the end was in the book Ratman and was put in when the update happen so people know who put Chell back in the lab

    • @kcincoffey
      @kcincoffey 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Um? Are you being sarcastic

    • @kevinsexton4206
      @kevinsexton4206 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +kcincoffey no he's not it really was

    • @AdaGonzalez42
      @AdaGonzalez42 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +kcincoffey they even made blind bag/box things were it was included

    • @AdaGonzalez42
      @AdaGonzalez42 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Taco King they even made blind bag/box things were it was included

  • @SpaghettiFace2
    @SpaghettiFace2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the humor in this game. The "You can donate one or all of your organs..." line makes me laugh every time.

  • @devinpm
    @devinpm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The resigned sigh when he leaves the radio in the escape hatch in 15 is so very great.

  • @nuosna
    @nuosna 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I was eating a cake while watching this. I bought 4 other cakes just so I could keep the joke up. There goes 30$

  • @MoxStash
    @MoxStash 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Portal and Portal 2 are my favourite games. Just thought that needed to be shared :)

    • @supersulu2542
      @supersulu2542 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Munchiemox i liked them but i was to stupid too complete some of the missions so i rage quit

  • @RolandLadd
    @RolandLadd 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    So, Dan, Happy Birthday!

  • @r0de
    @r0de 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just love the Half-Life reference Portal makes at the end "You don't want to know what's going on outside and once you do, you'd wish you were back in here"
    Such an awesome reference to the opression of the Combine and the horrors that humanity is experiencing out there

  • @aapjeaaron
    @aapjeaaron 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    at 1:17:15 you can destroy the tube with the cubes to get a cube to climb up.

    • @JCstock
      @JCstock 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's actually a very obvious solution. You use the rocket turret to break the glass, that teaches you that glass can be broken by the rocket. You need a cube to stand on, glass pipe with cube in, very obvious.

    • @dinodare1605
      @dinodare1605 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It took me 15 minutes to figure that out xD.

    • @spookcannot3967
      @spookcannot3967 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      not obvious enough, i figured that was too far behind to be important

    • @spookcannot3967
      @spookcannot3967 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was like "what the fuuuuuuuck" for half an hour, just looking at it

    • @JSPRshots
      @JSPRshots 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      JCstock want that obvious. Took me 10 minutes of shooting in the vent. It's only obvious after you figure it out

  • @DaisyClaire
    @DaisyClaire 10 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    I guess I know what I'll be watching before bed.... I LOVE U DAN :P

    • @Lizard280Gaming
      @Lizard280Gaming 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I guess I know what I'll be watching in bed ;)

    • @dabee2670
      @dabee2670 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      You said it vinyl :)

    • @Coal3625
      @Coal3625 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here #Danforlife (nerdcubed rocks)

    • @awesomedudegarcia5552
      @awesomedudegarcia5552 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lizard280Gaming lol

    • @tenta1849
      @tenta1849 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daisy Claire I guess I know what I'll be watching on my birthday :D

  • @tylerwarren3895
    @tylerwarren3895 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the puzzle around 1:17:00 is solved by making the rocket thing shoot the the glass tube, a cube falls out, and u use the cube to climb into the vent

  • @Jimmotep
    @Jimmotep 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Episode 2 with Portal 2? I want to see how long it takes you to finish Portal 2!

  • @joeblake4204
    @joeblake4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    G.La.D.O.S stands for Genetic Life-form and Disk Operating System just in case you wanted to know.

  • @Moleman978
    @Moleman978 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah such a good watch, there's nothing like sitting through a portal LP especially with NerdCubed :D

  • @TheMToThe7
    @TheMToThe7 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    This was a triumph

    • @Murkiry
      @Murkiry 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm making a note here, huge success.

    • @Xyxphz
      @Xyxphz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Murkiry It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

    • @connorreeves8326
      @connorreeves8326 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Murkiry its hard to overstate my satisfaction

    • @Catnippy
      @Catnippy 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

    • @Whiteykid2
      @Whiteykid2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aperture Science.

  • @childishalbino4489
    @childishalbino4489 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Um... That radio was not pure evil. EA isn't bankrupt wet.

    • @dabrick4790
      @dabrick4790 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      This wasn't made by EA

    • @leon2550
      @leon2550 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      PumpkinCraftJC he means that EA has to be bankrupt for anything to be pure evil.

    • @amessenger5111
      @amessenger5111 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But EA IS pure evil

    • @AlchemiconSilver
      @AlchemiconSilver 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sniblet1 You had two statements

    • @Sniblet
      @Sniblet 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      SlidingSilver The statement above explained what the statement below was. If you weren't so STUPID _[PleaseI'mkiddingdon'thateme]_ then the above statement wouldn't be needed.

  • @sabreml
    @sabreml 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The radio beeping is sometimes morse, sometimes SSTV

  • @BohdanJacklitsch
    @BohdanJacklitsch 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks Nerd3/Daniel, I really like when you occasionally make extra long videos. Happy belated Birthday BTW!

  • @sorio99
    @sorio99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Technically the opposite of Santa would take on Christmas, and do nothing the rest of the year. After all, -0 is still 0.

  • @vaporwavevocap
    @vaporwavevocap 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Hinting at a game they never bothered to make."
    1:26:56, Half-Life was certainly made sir. It got like, 50 game of the years.

  • @MrNiceguy3210
    @MrNiceguy3210 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This video came out a year ago? what the fuck, I swear he uploaded this a few months ago

    • @CANProductionZz
      @CANProductionZz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time flies

    • @VincentWernerK
      @VincentWernerK 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well 12 months could technically be counted as a few months.

    • @Nathaniel-wd1ju
      @Nathaniel-wd1ju 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gabe why do you ruin everything?

    • @VincentWernerK
      @VincentWernerK 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What do you mean? I try to not ruin everything. Am I failing that badly?

    • @danguys2256
      @danguys2256 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      OfficialNerd by the new nerd key bored now avalable at Lloyds

  • @josephcurry7710
    @josephcurry7710 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Don't talk to me about life"
    Don't think I didn't catch that hitchhikers guide reference

  • @Whutish
    @Whutish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Still a good video 7 years later

  • @TheJayson8899
    @TheJayson8899 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved this ep, so quiet and calming. Good to listen to late at night

  • @okokokokokokokokkook
    @okokokokokokokokkook 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank goodness, I was about to have to go out an socialize *shudders*

  • @MasterJalepeno
    @MasterJalepeno 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dan you use the rockets shoot the pipe and it drops a cube for you to climb on in getting into that vent part.

  • @CommentCritic
    @CommentCritic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    36:34 I died laughing, best one yet! XD

  • @myself191
    @myself191 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If I'm not mistaken, in the section where most people stacked chairs, you can blow up the cube tube with the rocket turret which would then drop a cube, and just like a cube dispenser, would drop another one if it was emancipated.

  • @SketchUT
    @SketchUT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was looking for this in the 1 year ago part of his channel. Four years. FOUR YEARS AGO. I’ve been watching since I was like 8~ish (didn’t know of portal for a while). And I’m 14. Time flies...

    • @SketchUT
      @SketchUT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sobbing and crying I’ll be 18 next month

  • @tickedoffllama
    @tickedoffllama 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The Description is a lie....
    See what I did there?
    Eh?
    Eh?

    • @glunn123
      @glunn123 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zakary gray And nobody saw what you did.*The End*but seriously that's really clever

    • @tickedoffllama
      @tickedoffllama 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      gratsi

    • @Theodiorr
      @Theodiorr 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get it.

    • @Xinderkan
      @Xinderkan 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah yes, you lied.

    • @tuken021
      @tuken021 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      CapTron Zero how don't you get that, it's so OBVIOUS!

  • @gestaltbird
    @gestaltbird 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I look at the clock
    12:00 already?
    I've only been watching for sevveenn hoourrss
    I should go to bed

    • @6105boe
      @6105boe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Horney Penguin maybe he means nerdcubed videos in general. You should consider stopping insulting people randomly, it makes you look like an ass. :)

    • @gestaltbird
      @gestaltbird 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ahhhhhhhhh thank you

  • @maRomar0
    @maRomar0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Who's watching this during the channel break?

  • @spycrah
    @spycrah 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been looking forward for a new Portal video. Happy birthday Dan :)

  • @AstroPsych_
    @AstroPsych_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    The proper way to get up into the fan bit that everyone stacks up furniture for is to put a portal on the floor underneath the tube, get a rocket to shoot through it, breaking the pipe. A cube drops in in a little while, which you use to stand on and climb in.

  • @glassygamer5116
    @glassygamer5116 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:30 who else wanted him to say "hello sweetie"?

    • @JBG-AjaxzeMedia
      @JBG-AjaxzeMedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he said it when he walked into her chamber

  • @modthatgame3733
    @modthatgame3733 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Nerd cube how much is you steam library

    • @willnagle2949
      @willnagle2949 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Mod that game Great English!!

    • @TheS0m3B0dy
      @TheS0m3B0dy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'd say three.

    • @caimin15221522
      @caimin15221522 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      will nagle he's probably talking about how much money, not how big

    • @BigFatSnorlax
      @BigFatSnorlax 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *****
      Yeah, maybe they're

    • @pieter-janbriers1240
      @pieter-janbriers1240 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think that dan is made 25% of steam library.

  • @kuledinho
    @kuledinho 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What the actual fuck, I literally just started Portal last night before I went to bed. Checked TH-cam out for a bit and I see you did this, lol.

    • @kuledinho
      @kuledinho 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also, after my what..6th play through of this I saw the radios have a secret.

    • @csgovideosandmore7837
      @csgovideosandmore7837 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      kuledinho What is this amazing secret you speak of?

    • @kuledinho
      @kuledinho 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Max Lockyer It's the thing Dan does during this video with the radios. (I played through the game again before I watched the vid)

  • @CommentCritic
    @CommentCritic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *flushes toilet*
    Toilet: "Your business is appreciated."
    Dan, quietly: "Thank you."

  • @oliverherberts3445
    @oliverherberts3445 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    i was ill today and i watched your videos solidly for around 7 hours. And i must say you are the only youtuber that successfully makes me laugh..

  • @happy6happy6happy6happy6happy6
    @happy6happy6happy6happy6happy6 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    average vocabulary of someone playing portal
    doo doo doo dodloodloo doo doo *FUCK* doo doo doo dodloodloo

  • @SeboRen
    @SeboRen 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    portal 2 next!!! please!!!

  • @Chillius
    @Chillius 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Who else watched this entire video?

    • @sgkingly8392
      @sgkingly8392 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Chillius Me

    • @vikass0282
      @vikass0282 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Chillius relly sorry but you walked right into that one

    • @Chillius
      @Chillius 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Viktor Assolari hah XD

    • @regularsalamander
      @regularsalamander 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      a ton of people shut up

    • @Robofrosty
      @Robofrosty 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not that long dawg.

  • @JCstock
    @JCstock 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You use the rocket to break the tube and then the tube gives you a cube. Rhyming.

  • @Veggieman87
    @Veggieman87 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I was doing my most recent Portal playthrough, every time I read "The cake is a lie" I did it to the tune of the Doctor Who theme. Very fun.

  • @trentspecht8608
    @trentspecht8608 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    OMG its hoopy the hoop! Anyone... Anyone... no just me?

  • @cantorlok2815
    @cantorlok2815 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anyone else get really annoyed when he used a chair to get up at 1:17:50

  • @proxione4045
    @proxione4045 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    OH MY GOSH
    HIS BIRTHDAY IS A DAY BEFORE MINE
    :D

    • @faruktufo1733
      @faruktufo1733 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +AttackOnTitan_RBLX My birthday is on pewdiepies, fuck yea

    • @editmenot9126
      @editmenot9126 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Faruk Tufo Same owo

    • @JuddPlays
      @JuddPlays 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Faruk Tufo no one fucking cares. absolutely nothing to celebrate.

    • @editmenot9126
      @editmenot9126 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** If no one cares, then why did you reply? If you don't care don't say anything.

    • @JuddPlays
      @JuddPlays 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cry Smithz Because people need to learn not to spout pointless bullshit.

  • @matthewleroux9951
    @matthewleroux9951 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dan didn't you know that the puzzle that you used a chair to get up, you're actually supposed to get the rocket launcher bot to fire through your portals, making it hit the tube above you with the cubes going through it, and it will suck you in.

  • @wolfcl0ck
    @wolfcl0ck 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the uninformed: After beating the game, radios will spawn in every test chamber (as well as the escape maps, I think) and, to get the transmission received achievement, you must put the radios into specific parts of each map, where they will play a transmission that can be turned into an image using a specific program, revealing concept art and other things for portal and portal 2. I'm not sure when they were added, but it was probably around the same update that extended the ending to being carried away by the party escort.

  • @TheJayson8899
    @TheJayson8899 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Now do Portal 2
    Then do Half-Life and its expansion packs and Half-Life 2 and its Episodes. At least Portal 2, Half-Life 2 and Half-Life

    • @TinchHarper
      @TinchHarper 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheJayson8899 A bunch of source games, none which end in a 3...

    • @thenotoriousdig610
      @thenotoriousdig610 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr. Mojo Risin' i think that he's petrified from the headcrabs so he won't finish Half Life 2.
      Just like me.

  • @justinmcgrath3358
    @justinmcgrath3358 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Do you like The Who Dan?

    • @thepersonofmanything
      @thepersonofmanything 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Justin McGrath Check out his IRL channel with emma blackery 50 questions

    • @BS2799
      @BS2799 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      TMI Blog to actually find it

    • @lolzpizza7690
      @lolzpizza7690 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      3 words: Behind Blue Eyes.

    • @angrybirdbradley
      @angrybirdbradley 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** 3 words: notice me.
      Get it, Its actually 3 words. heh.

    • @EndlessPandas
      @EndlessPandas 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      angrybirdbradley Nice one.

  • @Taib-Atte
    @Taib-Atte 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    The radio appears in every chamber after you complete the game once; it sits there as a reminder that your brain is good

  • @Ansem119
    @Ansem119 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dan, I always stack up things at that one part to crawl through the vent but you're actually supposed to use the rocket to break the pipe and a box falls out of it.

  • @legendaryletsplays1355
    @legendaryletsplays1355 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This cake is so delicious and moist.

  • @TheAstip
    @TheAstip 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've had the radio music in my head for hours thanks to this. Awesome video, Happy Birthday

  • @heyguysjohnfarder
    @heyguysjohnfarder 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good idea: Always watch Dan's longer videos right before you go to sleep so you have a reason to stay up all night,

  • @sorio99
    @sorio99 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nerdcubed: where the moment you hear "this should be easy", you can skip to the achievement in 30 minutes.

  • @dirt_kevin
    @dirt_kevin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching this in 2020 and I got scared when you said you had a sore throat

  • @jasonb2366
    @jasonb2366 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I LOVE long unedited videos like these. Please do more like this more often!

  • @kittenlovesmusic2261
    @kittenlovesmusic2261 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy shit. I was revising my English paper while listening to the video and I had struggled so hard with it, then all of a sudden I just had all the ideas and creativity ever. Thank you Dan!

  • @MrScoutchace
    @MrScoutchace 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As it happens the furniture stacking bit is supposed to be done by getting a rocket to break the pipe which carries cubes.

    • @CherryNobody
      @CherryNobody 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, but gamer mentality man. I didn't think I breaking shit.i just went back as far as I could go and stacked chairs on top of Apeture PCs until I made it. Also loving the evee profile pic bro

  • @jasongermon9450
    @jasongermon9450 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dan, happy birthday I have been sick for a few days and this was a great way to pass 1 and a half hours.

  • @Kaiimei
    @Kaiimei 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Let me tell you what i got for my birthday!"
    I was so expecting him to say "I got older!" xD

    • @jemsta626
      @jemsta626 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Skateboards

  • @oneyearunder
    @oneyearunder 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    That circle thing is called Hoopy. The game designers created it figuring that it would become the "thing" that would become famous in portal but instead " the cake is a lie " took that spot. Now you know

  • @stunthead
    @stunthead 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    For that puzzle at 1:17:45 what you need to do is use the rocket turret to blow up the glass pipe so you can get a cube.

  • @silverpony1
    @silverpony1 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those are some seriously unbreakable radios. o___o Normal radio: *drop it from four feet, that's the end of it* Portal radio: *radio hits the wall going about mach 2, and still works A-OK*

  • @Zarelga
    @Zarelga 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey Dan!
    To get into the vent where you placed the chair, you're supposed to get the rocket launcher to break the tube. A box will then fall out of the tube and you get up that way!!!

    • @CherryNobody
      @CherryNobody 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but almos all gamers, me included, think the obvious answer is to stack shit, not break a tube. It's weird gamer mentality.

    • @JMPDev
      @JMPDev 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Especially weird since they just introduced a fun explody mechanic. Just seems obvious

  • @InsaneIrishman0828
    @InsaneIrishman0828 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dan, You have been my favorite youtuber since you started. I have watched every 13 ways to die and subscribed to you as soon as you started your channel. You Make me happy everyday. Happy Birthday Dan.

  • @GamePlague
    @GamePlague 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *glances at underside of foot without even needing to move*

  • @TheOriginalFaker
    @TheOriginalFaker 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dan, the puzzle you said felt 'wrong' can be solved by firing one of his missiles upwards and breaking the glass above (to get a cube that is going through the pipe).

  • @Jonny11890
    @Jonny11890 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    So I don't know if anyone else is aware of this little solution to the puzzle with the furniture stacking, but you can actually get the missile bot to blow up the pipe so it will drop a cube. The glass tube was supposed to be a hint. The tube is made of the same material you've been blowing up recently, so try hitting it with a missile. It seems like it should be really simple to come up with, but it's a solution you only use once, so it's one that sort of goes over people's heads.

  • @sarahr9398
    @sarahr9398 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finished watching this video at 2:50 AM. Have to get up at 6:30 AM. Goodbye sleep. I'll miss you...

  • @sugarwater9750
    @sugarwater9750 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have named my cat GlaDos and will forever think of you talking to my cat now

  • @axes2ashes
    @axes2ashes 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I said to myself 'I'll watch half an hour at most, then watch some more tomorrow'. But here I am. An hour and a half later and I've watched the whole vid

  • @noblegladiator32
    @noblegladiator32 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is a proper way to do the bit where Dan piled up the furniture. You're meant to use the rocket robot thing to blow up that pipe, causing a cube to drop out of it, and then you stand on the cube to get up to the next bit.

  • @timruski5436
    @timruski5436 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Right off the bat he says, "HELLO PROCRASTINATORS!"
    So true.

  • @rvbfan18
    @rvbfan18 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    That trick at about 29 mins in broke my mind. I've never done that before and my brain couldn't handle it.

  • @skurneha7163
    @skurneha7163 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh My GOD!!! I got that reference you made at 14:22!! well played. well played indeed XD

  • @Dazza-gp6we
    @Dazza-gp6we 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR THE 23 MARCH 2016, DAN. LOVE THE VIDS KEEP THEM UP