Star Trek Nasty Klingon Foods

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    Riker loads his plate full of disgusting foods before transfering to a Klingon ship
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  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    You really have to appreciate Riker in this scene. He's actively working to make sure that he can blend in more with the Klingons, that his behavior on their ship will be a pleasant surprise to them. And he was quite successful at it. Even the duty of eating Klingon meals, which the other senior officers around him found disgusting, he approached with gusto and made every effort to enjoy them instead of just tolerate them.

    • @missbleach8767
      @missbleach8767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi I'm bleach

    • @Stormy_Coyote
      @Stormy_Coyote 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@missbleach8767 Hi bleach, I'm a coyote. :)

    • @Excalibur01
      @Excalibur01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don't knock it til you try it is the motto for when trying new foods

    • @gravecactus
      @gravecactus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      you kidding? Riker banged an entire Klingon cruiser in a later episode. He obviously knows eating them.

    • @Darkmage1293
      @Darkmage1293 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Best part is, anything he couldn't stomach could be recycled anyway and tried again as something else. Given carte blanche to study Klingon food, why not? The only hiccup was the "live" part of their diet.

  • @philiphunn194
    @philiphunn194 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Riker's horror when he subsequently discovered that gagh is best when served live was hilarious.

    • @Mark73
      @Mark73 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I wouldn't call it horror. He was surprised but he adapted quickly.

    • @GladDestronger
      @GladDestronger 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      But he learned to eat it properly.

    • @MrSheckstr
      @MrSheckstr 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Better in beta canon where he finds out that you dont chew them….. chewing releases a stomach parasite

    • @Rockhound6165
      @Rockhound6165 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Anyone surprised at a culture eating something while it's still alive obviously never went to a clam bake.

    • @prideofasia99
      @prideofasia99 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Interestingly both he and Picard end up developing a taste and fondness for it

  • @CCJJ160Channels
    @CCJJ160Channels 8 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    It's a smart move, try to figure out which Klingon foods you can stomach before going on a Klingon ship.

    • @kg4boj
      @kg4boj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Right? Better get used to it before you make yourself out as a fool to the klingons who are more animal than man...

    • @MasterMacLeod
      @MasterMacLeod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kg4boj racist

    • @MasterMacLeod
      @MasterMacLeod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @The Doge-Emperor of Dogekind They're no more animal than your average human

    • @MasterMacLeod
      @MasterMacLeod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @The Doge-Emperor of Dogekind boomers are racist how does that logic work dumbass

    • @Leon_der_Luftige
      @Leon_der_Luftige 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@MasterMacLeod It's literally a different species...

  • @nitpicker9406
    @nitpicker9406 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1226

    Imagine Gordon Ramsay in a Klingon kitchen...
    "This Gagh is raw!"

    • @dragonlord1689
      @dragonlord1689 8 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      Gagh is best when served live

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      "This tastes like baktag, you verengan Ha'DIbaH!"

    • @fistpunder
      @fistpunder 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      You kiss your mother with that mouth?

    • @fistpunder
      @fistpunder 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Then Neelix jumps on his back and the classic fight music begins....
      Da da da da da da da dunn dunn dunt.

    • @ronniebuchanan3552
      @ronniebuchanan3552 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don't like it klingon foods not wanting eating not good. I can't believe not do this.

  • @AkaiAzul
    @AkaiAzul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    “What kills them kills us.”
    Oh, I forgot to mention that what doesn’t kill them, still kills us.

    • @xxlCortez
      @xxlCortez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She said "what kills us kills them".

    • @RaymondJonesrejlive
      @RaymondJonesrejlive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      No you are both wrong, She said "Usually, what kills us kills them" With Usually being the key word.

    • @thegrimmretails3777
      @thegrimmretails3777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RaymondJonesrejlive If you're the main character, nothing kills you.

    • @mikea6710
      @mikea6710 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, but have you ever fkn tried ghargh?

    • @1992balto
      @1992balto ปีที่แล้ว

      That's true

  • @TypeORedPill
    @TypeORedPill 8 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    This scene inspires me to eat with the same gusto - poking and stabbing at my food, lifting food above and into my mouth, gesturing and pointing with my spork, speaking with food in my mouth, picking up and eating from different dishes, and grunting and nodding approval.

    • @richardmarchiafava3904
      @richardmarchiafava3904 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      im with ya on that comment great scene

    • @GFRzeszutek
      @GFRzeszutek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's kinda like how I get with a whole turkey leg (meat on 'the bone'). Gnawing and humming and chewing.

    • @thekingofwaffles8403
      @thekingofwaffles8403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, Just be sure your food doesn't stab back.

    • @ronaldrobertson2332
      @ronaldrobertson2332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just like Mom used to make!

    • @Durrpadil
      @Durrpadil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Such is the way of the maximization of life. Thanks Riker. 😂

  • @e0o9kii
    @e0o9kii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    So Klingons eat animal hearts, live insects and blood pie?
    As someone who lived in the Philippines. I can say a Klingon restaurant will be very popular in the Philippines and Malaysia.
    Edit: No, I'm not Taiwanese. I just happen to live in Taiwan at the moment.

    • @amm019
      @amm019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Encourage trekkies to make a klingon-inspired restaurant there, you'll get more tourists, I bet :D

    • @0doublezero0
      @0doublezero0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      As a guy who has eaten Filipino food, that statement is so damn accurate. Half the stuff I had in pot lucks were soaked in blood.

    • @charlesvan13
      @charlesvan13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      In China I saw a booth where they were selling larva, centipedes, spiders and scorpions.

    • @wikipediaintellectual7088
      @wikipediaintellectual7088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      JTN AKL
      As an American you make me miss the Philippines.

    • @angryspoidah9607
      @angryspoidah9607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      charlesvan13 kentucky fried spider.

  • @KurisuKagato
    @KurisuKagato ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Man.. I'd love to see both Riker and Worf eating klingon food together at the same table, talking about random shit and having a good time doing it.

    • @MegaTechpc
      @MegaTechpc ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Am I the only one who loves Will Riker? I think he was an excellent character and one of the TNG standouts, along with Picard and Data.

    • @josephinethornton3823
      @josephinethornton3823 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Don't forget your prune juice! Worf loves it.

    • @albertrandall2271
      @albertrandall2271 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@MegaTechpcno, you are not the only one, I also like riker he is one tough ass. 💪

    • @jonathansotelo4877
      @jonathansotelo4877 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@josephinethornton3823 I can see Riker not blinking at anything Worf eats except prune juice. That one he would take a double take on.

    • @TomKeresey10
      @TomKeresey10 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jonathansotelo4877what about Riker's failed attempt at cooking scrambled eggs? Worf was the only one who enjoyed them.

  • @davido.1233
    @davido.1233 8 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I wish Worf had been in this scene, he could provide an insight to the food, and have a small mention of how his parents used to research Klingon food when he was a child, since he would refusedto eat any human food!

    • @Cagedguitarist401
      @Cagedguitarist401 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, I too have always wondered why the writers didn't have Michael Dorn in this scene for that very reason.

    • @oldtwinsna8347
      @oldtwinsna8347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It makes me wonder how much Worf would have actually have known though, having not lived in the Empire at all. He was probably only exposed to popular dishes, or perhaps Klingon food that was tamed down by other Earth chefs. Similar to eating Chinese food in the US, very little of it is actually authentic Chinese, and unless you actually lived/go to China in non-touristy areas, you'll never be exposed to the real deal.

    • @tmofee
      @tmofee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He lived with Jewish parents. The only thing they were good at was blood pie, according to another episode. My guess his childhood was Shakshuka and stuff like that.

    • @DXKramer
      @DXKramer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes he later on gets a taste for prune juice.

    • @dightonazpeitia4350
      @dightonazpeitia4350 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He sounded like quite the little shit growing up

  • @sanddagger36
    @sanddagger36 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Riker was considered the closest thing to a fellow Klingon to Worf after this episode, which is why he asked him to assist his suicide when his spine was crushed.
    I wish they did not forget this when Worf got married. They should've had Riker as the best man.

    • @mikegallant811
      @mikegallant811 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think Alexander did good as best man.

    • @sanddagger36
      @sanddagger36 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@mikegallant811
      Alexander is more annoying than Wesley
      He only doesn't take the title of most annoying because he was in fewer episodes.

    • @deoxyyy3244
      @deoxyyy3244 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      wasnt the wedding during the war? might be hard to transfer riker during a war for a wedding...

  • @legodemonrockstar
    @legodemonrockstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    When I was a kid I used to pretend I was Riker whenever my grandma served nasty food, I even ate a lot like Riker

  • @CalifScots
    @CalifScots 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Riker should have taken a bottle of prune juice as a gift for his new captain. Honorable gesture and a silent joke…lol

    • @SuStel
      @SuStel 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hadn't been written yet. This episode was in the second season; prune juice was introduced in the third season.

    • @JPCantDance
      @JPCantDance 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A warriors drink.

  • @mpittard21
    @mpittard21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    An under appreciated role on scifi tv. Coming up with foods that look 'alien'.

  • @toad762002
    @toad762002 7 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    As a Navy Vet, saw the same thing while dining at an Army Base.

    • @CurmudgeonExtraordinaire
      @CurmudgeonExtraordinaire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Best fried chicken that I ever had in the Navy turned out to be rabbit.

    • @Mindraker1
      @Mindraker1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "The Navy gets the gravy, but the Army gets the beans!"

    • @roguelead72
      @roguelead72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was doing a rotation in Hoenfels, Germany 20 or so years ago, the cook in their DEFAC was a 5 start chef they hired from a NY hotel.

    • @Lorijenken
      @Lorijenken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i think I saw the same in my Air Force base, im pretty sure it wasen't dead either...

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i do this all the time. If im going to go to a restaurant with my family or a date, ill go first with a few friends and we'll order different meals. Then we all share it out and decide what we like and dislike. Good way to know what you like and dont make yourself look silly by ordering something you dislike.

  • @2490debrick
    @2490debrick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I love the irony of a Frenchman turning his nose up lol...

    • @jesuszamora6949
      @jesuszamora6949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How bad is French food, aside from escargot and tarte de boeuf?

    • @Xylarxcode
      @Xylarxcode 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jesuszamora6949 It's not bad at all. French food can be quite delicious, if you know what to pick, same as in every other country. He was probably making a joke on the fact that the most known foods that are loved by the French are Escargots (cooked snails) and Cuisses de grenouille (frog legs), which grosses many people out, given where the food originates from, but both are actually quite delicious.

    • @jesuszamora6949
      @jesuszamora6949 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Xylarxcode Honestly, I don't see the big deal people make about those two. And I'm not even sure how froglegs would be gross. Looks like your typical deep-fried food. Snails wouldn't be my first port of call, but it's not like they're eating tarantula or something.

    • @SiriusMined
      @SiriusMined 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jesuszamora6949 I've tried snails. It tastes retched. And the texture is worse.

    • @Intranetusa
      @Intranetusa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SiriusMined Different types of snails must taste different. I've had sea snails and they basically had a texture and taste resembling clams.

  • @johndoeman9187
    @johndoeman9187 10 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    The "less palatable" Klingon foods are what they serve at the Olive Garden.

    • @420EATithMunchiesMunchies
      @420EATithMunchiesMunchies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol

    • @rkmugen
      @rkmugen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The all-you-can-eat breadsticks may very well be Klingon pain-sticks!

    • @thekingofwaffles8403
      @thekingofwaffles8403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Obviously you've never been to an authentic *Hawaiian* family luau. The food will fight back! Especially the baby octopi poke. Those are known to grab your utensils to fight you. Mmmmmm.... 🐙🍴

    • @oldrocker74
      @oldrocker74 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL!!!!

    • @christopheradams5607
      @christopheradams5607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thekingofwaffles8403 LOL X 2

  • @kd84afc
    @kd84afc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Gagh is always best served live!

    • @503leafy
      @503leafy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's not even moving!

    • @Sevv9220
      @Sevv9220 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe they're sleeping?

    • @kxmode
      @kxmode 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yesterday, I didn't know how to eat Gagh.

    • @Sevv9220
      @Sevv9220 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      kxmode I did, too. I TH-camd it.

    • @kxmode
      @kxmode 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a line from the episode in the video clip.

  • @fistpunder
    @fistpunder 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    normally the sound of someone chewing and eating is repulsive to me, but I found this funny as heck.

    • @lereff1382
      @lereff1382 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      depends on whether the person is sitting next to you.

    • @oldrocker74
      @oldrocker74 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dr. Pulaski is ready to hurl! LOL!!!!

  • @xxlCortez
    @xxlCortez 8 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Nasty? It made me hungry while I was eating.

    • @Cagedguitarist401
      @Cagedguitarist401 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The rokeg blood pie, heart of targ, and the gagh looks especially appetizing. You add a little blood wine, and some Romulan ale and Saurian brandy to wash it down with, maybe some Vulcan plomeek soup for the first course, and a little Thalian chocolate moose for desert.
      Dang, now I'M getting hungry!

    • @fistpunder
      @fistpunder 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You never want to mix Romulan Ale with Saurian Brandy. Not with Heart of Targ anyway. What are you? A caveman?

    • @Cagedguitarist401
      @Cagedguitarist401 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahaha!
      What do you call the guy who mixed Saurian Brandy with Klingon Blood Wine?
      I don't know, but you wouldn't want to get into a fight with it.

    • @fistpunder
      @fistpunder 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cagedguitarist401 LOL
      Good one!

    • @thedukeofweasels6870
      @thedukeofweasels6870 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All those in one sitting come on this isn't the synthahol were talking about you'd be lucky to have any of your liver left with that mix! XD

  • @rickgrimes5441
    @rickgrimes5441 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That crunchy thing that Riker ate makes me want to try this shit.

    • @nuclearthreat545
      @nuclearthreat545 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rick Grimes it looked like a pickle lol

    • @doneson1717
      @doneson1717 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We Hoo-Manns love crunchy things.

  • @cyphanx
    @cyphanx 11 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    One of the best "alien food" scenes. I'd love to see more.

  • @123RADIOactive
    @123RADIOactive 8 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    I'm actually willing to try out all these Klingon foods, truth be told.

    • @smf5576
      @smf5576 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yea. I wouldn't mind knowing what gagh tastes like.

    • @DrewPicklesTheDark
      @DrewPicklesTheDark 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not I, I'm such a picky eater I'm not even willing to eat "normal" food most of the time >.

    • @Cagedguitarist401
      @Cagedguitarist401 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I've been wanting to try gagh ever since this episode first came out when I was a kid.
      (Especially with a nice pint of blood wine!)

    • @Sython6
      @Sython6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can't even get my nephew to try Jam or Honey.

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, I'd probably be game for a bowl of gagh, and a cup of bloodwine. It'd be an interesting experience.

  • @christopheradams5607
    @christopheradams5607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The look on Picard's face is magic.

  • @matthewalexanderlemma8000
    @matthewalexanderlemma8000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Man, Riker is acting like Klingon food is KFC! Damn, did he smoke weed before that meal or is Klingon food really that good? Will you please pass the Serpent Worms, so I can find out!

    • @Darkphoenix007A
      @Darkphoenix007A 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      PUH-LEASE!!!!!! More like Popeye's Chicken--That's the shizz-nit!!!!!

    • @DeathToJihad
      @DeathToJihad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      There was that bit about the Klingon Restaurant on DS9 being popular, so much of it is probably amenable to human taste buds.

    • @drmayeda1930
      @drmayeda1930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Riker enjoys Klingon foods. In the novels he ordered the wrong item from the replicator and ended up in Sickbay from ingesting poison.

    • @jmstowe
      @jmstowe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      KFC these days IS Klingon food.

    • @aminimoose3971
      @aminimoose3971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I mean all food is weird when you think about it too much.
      "Would you like some Hen, sir? It is a small bird that we have smothered in the fluids of its excrement, rolled in a plant that we have ground up, and thrown into a fire. You may submerge it in fat on the fire, if the flame is not to your liking."
      =
      Want some KFC? Baked or fried?

  • @dman3438
    @dman3438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I loved this scene and how enthusiastic Riker was too. This episode featured Brian Thompson as well as a klingon.

    • @Deadpool_64
      @Deadpool_64 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I really liked Lt Klag.

    • @drewsarkisian9375
      @drewsarkisian9375 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Featured *both* Brian Thompson as well as a Klingon?

    • @aerisgainsborough2141
      @aerisgainsborough2141 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      oh yeah that voice! "Maybe we can get one of the females to BREASTFEED YOU!!" how could I forget that voice...@@drewsarkisian9375

  • @davido.1233
    @davido.1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I find Picard and Pulaski's disdain for the food hilarious, given that later into the franchise, more and more people decide to eat and enjoy Klingon food, so much so that one of DS9's popular restaurants is the Klingon Restaurant.

    • @K-11609
      @K-11609 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Especially the infamous Raktajino

    • @weakhunter13
      @weakhunter13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same as all so-called 'exotic' foods. Call it disgusting now, but after a few days of it, you'll wonder how you ever considered your old fare to have any flavor at all.

    • @233Deadman
      @233Deadman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I imagine most people started out small when it came to the Klingon restaurant, try a couple of things that don't look as bad, enjoy them, and then start to experiment more with it.

    • @angeleyes564
      @angeleyes564 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Zeiten ändern sich

    • @StarWarsMoments
      @StarWarsMoments 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The next generation is definitely a wussy version of the federation. Deep space nine shows much heartier individuals, and how the Klingons frankly have more guts in dealing with things than humans. The Enterprise has a very snobby view of the world, and when Captain Kern decided to shake things up they acted like a bunch of whining children.

  • @Nanakanisurra
    @Nanakanisurra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Now this is one way to enjoy and appreciate another culture by enjoying the cuisine. You can often be delightfully surprised at how delicious an experience it can be.

  • @kxmode
    @kxmode 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Imagine when number 1 has to go number 2

    • @seanwilkinson3975
      @seanwilkinson3975 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      kxmode: In the toilet bowl, or whatever they use, it will look like numbers 3, 4, and 5. I imagine Klingons would have more stuff to excrete than just pee and poop, since they have weird redundancies in their physiology.

    • @420EATithMunchiesMunchies
      @420EATithMunchiesMunchies 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @MeAndMira
      @MeAndMira 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And so the bathroom on board the Enterprise was ruined forever

    • @billyboblillybob344
      @billyboblillybob344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Surely, he'd create a rift in the time/space continuum.

    • @PhillipLemmon
      @PhillipLemmon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And it'll be coming out wriggling LMFAO

  • @thedubstepaddict3675
    @thedubstepaddict3675 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Oh but no klingon meal is perfect without bloodwine

    • @JohanBrodd
      @JohanBrodd 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Twice the strength of Whisky. I'd try that anyday. :)

    • @thedubstepaddict3675
      @thedubstepaddict3675 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Johan Brodd yup

    • @throwitinthebinUnt
      @throwitinthebinUnt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      heroin is pretty good too

    • @Darkphoenix007A
      @Darkphoenix007A 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +aviationXXXtreme It's gotta be 2309--THERE IS NO FINER VINTAGE!!!!!

    • @sentrysapper45
      @sentrysapper45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Kevin McDougall
      It's a very potent alcoholic beverage that is best served warm and may or may not contain blood (it's never been officially confirmed). Few non-Klingons are capable of tolerating its effects; it is said to be twice as strong as whiskey.

  • @lganeshan86
    @lganeshan86 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I miss that show so much growing up as a kid late 80s and through the 90s. Commander riker would be a good host for bizarre food Star Trek edition

  • @AshleyBluewater2010
    @AshleyBluewater2010 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    lol i love how Dr. Pulaski prounces gagh perfectly and riker says it like he has no idea

  • @weegar
    @weegar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how Riker is just scarfing all down

  • @FireHeart217
    @FireHeart217 10 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I am very interested in knowing what they ACTUALLY used to represent the Klingon food!! I'm sure there's a Star Trek lore text on the subject somewhere....

    • @stoneddom
      @stoneddom 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm with you. I need to know.. it looks good as Hell.

    • @SFC3
      @SFC3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      dominic labriola
      Gagh is cooked udon noodles in seasme sauce.

    • @3Rayfire
      @3Rayfire 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Check Memory Alpha I think it has the info in the behind the scenes on this episode.

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Pipius_claw edible to humans and is in fact a delicacy in certain parts of the world.
      memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Heart_of_targ I doubt you would want to eat that uncooked.
      memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Bregit_lung you can eat that but you have to know how to prepare it.
      memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Rokeg_blood_pie you should enjoy that.

    • @MrStabby19812
      @MrStabby19812 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FireHeart217 looks like beetroot pasta.

  • @FEARSWTOR
    @FEARSWTOR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:38
    "Remember, Number One, when I said I envied you?"
    "That's right, Captain, you did."
    "I lied."

  • @beaut-ful-d-saster
    @beaut-ful-d-saster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That last crunch at the end was so satisfying.

  • @andywatson7994
    @andywatson7994 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I have to admit that some of that Klingon food looks tasty.

    • @erichunsaker4969
      @erichunsaker4969 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It really does

    • @annehaight9963
      @annehaight9963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IIRC the props used were real octopus, chicken feet, animal liver, and other basically edible things arranged to look weird.

  • @azraelangelofred
    @azraelangelofred 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It takes a special individual to make Captain Jean-Luc Picard raise an eyebrow and stare at him like "...wow."

  • @mlpman246
    @mlpman246 10 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    To be fair, that Klingon octopus looks kind of good.

    • @thedubstepaddict3675
      @thedubstepaddict3675 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeas

    • @oldrocker74
      @oldrocker74 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You gotta be squidding!

    • @BlackangelKatakuri
      @BlackangelKatakuri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eric Iverson I love squid.

    • @Exceltiaawesome
      @Exceltiaawesome 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Eric Iverson
      Needs to be grilled first, then sprinkled with some sea salt. Yum.

    • @evilmiera
      @evilmiera 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So much of that stuff looks good. Partially because they made it out of "real" food stuff that was just unusual. Like Pipius claw actually being chicken feet, just with one toe removed and covered in glaze instead of sauce. Lots of that stuff probably was super edible.

  • @WolfieRich1
    @WolfieRich1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is why I've always loved Riker. He gets stuck in no matter what.

  • @wjmcd703
    @wjmcd703 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Riker's really going to town on that Klingon food, guess this is proof he'll eat pretty much anything.

  • @blaQI_roch
    @blaQI_roch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love the scene, I love the food (mad props to the mad props department!), disappointed with the title there.
    Nasty??
    Riker did not seem to think so, and the Klingon restaurant on DS9 was always busy, so opinions may vary.
    And as it all basically looks like Southeast Asian cuisine, from tentacles to live meal worms, and in some cases Cajun food as well, with a dash of Norwegian, German, and British... so different tastes.
    I figure some calamari with some blutwurst and some black pudding, and any Klingon would be happy!

  • @TypeORedPill
    @TypeORedPill 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Well, these ARE the more palatable choices."

  • @CRocketSlim
    @CRocketSlim 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Gotta love Klingons. Even their meals test their mettle.

  • @tech83studio38
    @tech83studio38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Fandom Goggles on -As a cook myself I believe that Klingon cuisine is mostly raw and fermented meats +vegetables are present as Riker seems to be crunching on a cabbage like vegetable.

  • @444coole444
    @444coole444 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    the best thing is it seems hes even liking klingon food

  • @RworldKM
    @RworldKM 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    If there ever were to be a Star Trek theme park, I'd expect to eat every one of these Klingon dishes.

  • @Durrpadil
    @Durrpadil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Riker, you are a space lumberjack my dude. Respect.

  • @bobpage6597
    @bobpage6597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:05......."Here, have a soup drink with some caulliflower sticking out of it!"

  • @hfar_in_the_sky
    @hfar_in_the_sky 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Ugh! Disgusting!
    I mean, look at that gagh! It looks barely alive at all! And please tell me that targ heart wasn't actually cooked!

    • @chrisdelzell8467
      @chrisdelzell8467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was still new at this. Probably his first time and didn't know better yet.

    • @kenpoarniceguy1
      @kenpoarniceguy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ugh! The horror! There's no bloodwine!!

    • @oldtwinsna8347
      @oldtwinsna8347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's all been surely replicated if served in ten forward. I don't know if replicated food could actually be moving around.

  • @ilishmaach
    @ilishmaach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Little did Riker know, he invented mukbang

    • @Sludgedragon
      @Sludgedragon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😄😄😄

  • @wjmcd703
    @wjmcd703 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Riker really went to town on that food, you think he'd never seen food before.

  • @Xelpherpolis
    @Xelpherpolis 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I dunno what the 24th Century equivalent of TH-cam is, but I guarantee it’s got a channel dedicated to Klingon Food ASMR.

  • @JayTeeRC
    @JayTeeRC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    U know u a good actor when u make that stuff look good....i want some now..lol

  • @themocaw
    @themocaw 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how Picard and Pulaski are squicked out, but Riker's enjoying it.

    • @kentvesser9484
      @kentvesser9484 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If I remember right, Riker's dad was quite militaristic. I can see him making young Will do field training eating foraged bugs, uncooked seafood, and all sorts of barely edible things to train him to survive. Calories are calories and learn to turn off your revulsion triggers..

  • @cnn787-i9e
    @cnn787-i9e 8 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Better and healthier than McDonald's junks.

    • @Metalman200xdamnit
      @Metalman200xdamnit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      More than likely.

    • @asheer9114
      @asheer9114 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Quapla!

    • @RampantFury925
      @RampantFury925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Real warriors eat at A&W.

    • @Afroman29
      @Afroman29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True. McDonald's is NASTY!

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well Klingon food is probably extremely high in protein value!

  • @Atomic_Mayhem21
    @Atomic_Mayhem21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why does this scene make me hungry? 😂 They are all about to get sick and I’m salivating 😂

  • @josephsheranda
    @josephsheranda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I want the backstory on where the writers got the inspiration. My guess is they went to a traditional Asian seafood restaurant that has live seafood in tanks around the dining area. One of my favorite places was like that before the pandemic forced them to close.

    • @theevilascotcompany9255
      @theevilascotcompany9255 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I imagine a lot of this was influenced by the "banquet" scenes from movies like Temple of Doom and The Dark Crystal.

  • @Gomez1915
    @Gomez1915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For some reason, every time I watch this I get hungry for Chinese food

    • @kentvesser9484
      @kentvesser9484 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It made me think of Korean food.

    • @curiousguy-jo4sh
      @curiousguy-jo4sh หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was thinking the same exact thing! Especially when the server kept bringing more dishes

  • @Not5id
    @Not5id 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Kids in movies will look at a table like this, take one bite, and say "oh no! I'm late for the bus!" and run out the door...

  • @angelsandautobots
    @angelsandautobots ปีที่แล้ว +2

    See.. Riker didn't just eat nasty Klingon food. He tore that stuff up. He stuffed his face like he hadn't eaten in a week 🤣

  • @rad4life1
    @rad4life1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Riker must have starved himself for a day or two before eating all that. lol

    • @rad4life1
      @rad4life1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** lol

    • @nicholasdickens2801
      @nicholasdickens2801 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Look at that tummy after season 3. He probably didn't fast before the feast.

    • @Lion2Tiger
      @Lion2Tiger 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm surprised he was able to fit out the doors after that meal.

    • @nacionaldelacapital
      @nacionaldelacapital 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least the meal was cooked, and not alive.

    • @MasterMacLeod
      @MasterMacLeod 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Charles Lord wtf are you talking about you filthy piece of targshit Klingon food is best raw!

  • @TheRealmDrifter
    @TheRealmDrifter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "You don't like Gagh?"
    "Why would I eat the food that my food eats."

    • @christopherdean1326
      @christopherdean1326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My argument against vegetarianism.......

    • @mckinleymac3452
      @mckinleymac3452 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christopherdean1326
      Perfect answer Chris

    • @winstonmarlowe5254
      @winstonmarlowe5254 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christopherdean1326 Eating no vegetables at all is bad for you though...

    • @christopherdean1326
      @christopherdean1326 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@winstonmarlowe5254 I agree, though I have heard that it is possible (if not advisable) to survive entirely on meat, but not on vegetables. A combination of both remains probably the best of all.

  • @azraelknightquest5754
    @azraelknightquest5754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What they used for Klingon food in this scene, according to Star Trek Cookbook and property master Adam Sims (and yes, Frakes really ate this crap):
    Pipius Claw: Chicken feet but with the middle "toe" cut off and put in a base liquid.
    Bregit lung: Animal tripe (layer of stomach lining/skin, sometimes used in breakfast sausage)
    Gagh: Oriental udon noodles with soy sauce
    Rokeg blood pie: pumpkin pie mix with fruit juice and beets
    Heart of Targ: real animal heart and other organs such as beef kidney
    Rakta'jino: Real, aged java with espresso beans.
    Mollusk: Just octopus tentacle, boiled or cooked.
    Zilm'kach: fried apricot.

  • @FaxModem1
    @FaxModem1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Picard looks more curious than anything,and seems to be enjoying some of it.

  • @jimmyzhao2673
    @jimmyzhao2673 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Looks like a regular Saturday Dim Sum meal for me.

  • @CCJJ160Channels
    @CCJJ160Channels 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm sure it's pretty good with some sriracha!

    • @Metalman200xdamnit
      @Metalman200xdamnit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +CCJJ160Channels You mean 100 proof booze,that way you will be too drunk to care,lol.

    • @CCJJ160Channels
      @CCJJ160Channels 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Metalman200xdamnit Ohhh, maybe 100 proof booze and sriracha! Now, shoot there are times I do that anyway just with some chicken wings!

    • @Metalman200xdamnit
      @Metalman200xdamnit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CCJJ160Channels
      Hey,to each his own,right?

    • @kentvesser9484
      @kentvesser9484 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Be funny if Klingons didn't have chili peppers and upon discovery of them..."This is a warrior's vegetable."

  • @ace10229
    @ace10229 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love that this video was posted almost a decade and a half ago and the comment section is still rich with discussion and jokes. :)

  • @sanjayraju988
    @sanjayraju988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This never ceases to make me hungry every time I see it.

  • @matthewellis5967
    @matthewellis5967 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Actually some of it looks pretty good. Especially pipius claw.

  • @Cyke101
    @Cyke101 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    To my fellow Americans: Happy Thanksgiving!

  • @TheTattorack
    @TheTattorack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know, some of that doesn't look too terrible. And Riker seems to be enjoying the food.

  • @aricnichols2611
    @aricnichols2611 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If you go a long time without food, anything, even a bowl gagh will look pretty tasty

    • @sandrobindelli5607
      @sandrobindelli5607 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacky the Clown
      In reality it's even worst than that...my grandfather told me that (I'm European) in the worst period of WW2 food was so scarse that in large cities people would end up eating mice (the lucky ones) and even boiled tree bark or leather shoes.

  • @pwnmeisterage
    @pwnmeisterage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In a later episode a Klingon dines on human food at Picard's table. Funnier than this Riker scene.

    • @randomobserver8168
      @randomobserver8168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "This bird seems as though it has been lying out in the sun for quite some time"
      "You are aware that we cook most of our foods?"
      "Ah, I was told to prepare for that... I will try some of your burned, replicated bird meat."

    • @marcusjustice6165
      @marcusjustice6165 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tony Todd Commander Kurn Adoptive son of Lorgh actually the younger Son of Mogh. Brother of LT. Worf.

  • @invisiblekincajou
    @invisiblekincajou 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Fun fact: few hours later after consuming gagh, you will experience gagh again. With very same sound.

  • @gljay
    @gljay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That strange foods guy on the food channel would fit right in.

  • @Skaitania
    @Skaitania 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Gagh. The only food named after the sound you make after eating it.

    • @hagamapama
      @hagamapama 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently a number of humans go on to appreciate Klingon food as the two peoples get a bit more familiar with each other. Bashir is shown to eat it unflinchingly during his date in one episode.

  • @AndrewChapman
    @AndrewChapman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:40 Kellogg's Corn Frakes.

  • @MegaZeta
    @MegaZeta 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "pipius claw" feels nice to the ear. It's like the name of a Dickens character. Mʳ Pipius Claw,

  • @jamesrowles9249
    @jamesrowles9249 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That was literally me at any foreign restaurant I've ever visited. I've always been the adventurous eater, and Riker's tenacity for cultural assimilation is literally on the Borg level right here. Cheers, Riker!

  • @KohanKilletz
    @KohanKilletz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Is it weird that Klingon food makes me salivate?

    • @boilerboy
      @boilerboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No judgments. I've worked in the grocery business for many years and I've served plenty of people who bought their hot lunches. To each his or her own.

    • @GladDestronger
      @GladDestronger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a stranger question is what human foods makes klingons drool? there's got to something in earth cuisine they might like.

    • @drmayeda1930
      @drmayeda1930 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GladDestronger
      They like grilled meat, Turkey, chicken, maybe pig. Cooked on a rotisary. Our juices aren't right too weak.

  • @65BAJA
    @65BAJA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I imagine the pizza Riker makes now is better than that meal.

  • @melissasmith195
    @melissasmith195 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The food on that table looks like it would be eaten by a Klingon on a diet. You're expected the type of people they were to have giant plates with large portions of meat and large steins of drinks.

  • @Raziel21
    @Raziel21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Riker is me every time I go to an ethic food place and want to order and try everything.

  • @dvdfan100
    @dvdfan100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    just looking at this vid makes me so hungry.

  • @emperorconstantine1.361
    @emperorconstantine1.361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Everybody else: gross.
    Me: SECONDS!!!!!!!!

  • @shaggyrumplenutz1610
    @shaggyrumplenutz1610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Riker has wonderful table manners.

  • @cameron120587
    @cameron120587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kirk, Spock, and McCoy sit down to dinner. The waiter brings them their food, still wriggling on the plates.
    Kirk: "What is this? Bones, give me readings."
    McCoy: "It's raw Jim!"
    Spock: "Would you and the good doctor care to share my big salad captain?"

  • @jameshalleluyah8133
    @jameshalleluyah8133 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man that food looks delicious! I would tear up that Klingon food.

    • @borgduck
      @borgduck 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +James Halleluyah It's torture! I'm *so* trying not to order a Chinese takeaway!

    • @jameshalleluyah8133
      @jameshalleluyah8133 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +borgduck Indeed, the sound of him munching down that last bite will haunt my dreams.

    • @RyanSellman1
      @RyanSellman1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too.

  • @KoruKinshi
    @KoruKinshi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Picard's all: "Nope."

  • @Rubyofthedead
    @Rubyofthedead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Rokeg blood pie prop was made from pumpkin pie mix colored with fruit juice and had some beets stuck in it.

  • @molasorrosalom4846
    @molasorrosalom4846 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I believe I saw this when I was 7-8 years old. I still remember it, probably considered one of the best episodes.

  • @TheErilaz
    @TheErilaz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wonder how Klingons will react to Surstrømmning and gammalost.

    • @Metalman200xdamnit
      @Metalman200xdamnit 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheErilaz I think they will eat anything,honestly.

    • @JohanBrodd
      @JohanBrodd 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheErilaz Their sacrifice wouldn't go unnoticed by Scandinavia, that's for sure. Surströmming I can stomach, but I haven't tried Gammelost yet. I'm from Sweden so it would be the feast of the year for these warriors.

    • @xXKirkSoloXx
      @xXKirkSoloXx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They wouldn't eat it, it's dead!

    • @zorkmid1083
      @zorkmid1083 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If the taste is as strong as hell and the dishes are based on animal protein, they'll love it!

  • @TypeORedPill
    @TypeORedPill 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You might as well post clips of other ST TNG food scenes. My other favorites are 1) Riker scrambles an alien egg for the gang, which only Worf enjoys, and 2) Geordi & Worf try fettuccine alfredo on DS9 (?), which Geordi says "tastes like liquid polymers", but is enjoyed by Worf. Sorry, I don't remember from which eps are those scenes...

    • @starlight122012
      @starlight122012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't forget the scene where they are debate in Picards quarters on whether they should/should not save the lives of millions of people of a pre-warp civilisation, that Picard laid on a buffet for the senior staff

  • @hansdampf640
    @hansdampf640 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    a man of sheer will and dedication

  • @alagass6466
    @alagass6466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly I'd sample everything too, that way you know what's the most pallettable when your there

  • @CardboardSliver
    @CardboardSliver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think Klingon food looks delicious.

  • @arcticridge
    @arcticridge 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That last thing he eats looks delicious as hell, since when do Klingons eat fried banana, mmm

    • @annehaight9963
      @annehaight9963 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it kind of looked like fried eggplant.

  • @richardmarchiafava3904
    @richardmarchiafava3904 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I kinda wished worf was in this scene to walk up to riker and see that banquet and would sit with him and eat and help on certain dishes

  • @Ansonidak
    @Ansonidak 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There was a great scene later on the Klingon ship when Ricker mentioned that the gagh was moving.
    Klingon(surprised): "Gagh is always best served live"

  • @Howyaduing
    @Howyaduing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Reminds me of food they have in South Korea living sea food

    • @aqacefan
      @aqacefan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      San nakji, yep. Responsible for an average of six deaths a year, as people don't chew it well enough before swallowing 😏