"SPY KIDS" has so many USELESS spy gadgets...

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  • @miasmacaron
    @miasmacaron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6455

    Spy Kids is one of those movies that GETS what kids wanna see. It is baffling for adults, but as a kid? Gold.

    • @namechannel3293
      @namechannel3293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Dude u get me

    • @_theacuee
      @_theacuee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      deym, so trueee

    • @unyieldingmonotony4453
      @unyieldingmonotony4453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      As an adult. It's still fucking great :D

    • @JSPokemonYT
      @JSPokemonYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      As a kid, Spy Kids is awesome. As an adult, it makes no fucking sense, but it's still awesome.

    • @AllieOk
      @AllieOk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Seriously this movie is the coolest thing you could ever see as a kid. You get it

  • @lanagievski1540
    @lanagievski1540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3886

    This movie made perfect sense to me as a kid. This was everything you wanted in a kids film

    • @Nyxlaru
      @Nyxlaru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It gave me nightmares the first time i watched it but the second time was enjoyable

  • @Ryan-om5yi
    @Ryan-om5yi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3808

    "Did you just chop the neck off that goose?"
    It's a swan

  • @gabiyordanova7328
    @gabiyordanova7328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11897

    I watched that movie when I was 8 and everything made perfect sense

    • @ElPascal
      @ElPascal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Sameeeee

    • @Konnie222
      @Konnie222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Gabi Ilieva x2 jajajaja

    • @ElPascal
      @ElPascal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Konnie222 alguien hablante de español donde el Dylan

    • @Konnie222
      @Konnie222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ayuzawa 17 Confirmo

    • @naritruwireve1381
      @naritruwireve1381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      But then again... every single movie and show I watched when I was 8 made sense...

  • @starfish0607
    @starfish0607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5117

    *Recognizes machete*
    *Fails to recognize Antonio banderas*

  • @mzamnesia7190
    @mzamnesia7190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3145

    "He looks nothing like--"
    Its. In. The. EYES. C'mon Dylan when you look into the eyes of someone you know, you know its them.

    • @joshuasimber8588
      @joshuasimber8588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Not really, I dont lol

    • @genesisfunes7551
      @genesisfunes7551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@joshuasimber8588 that's the joke

    • @xyz-vx6jo
      @xyz-vx6jo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How about now that we've been wearing masks?

    • @Aisha_Luv
      @Aisha_Luv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@xyz-vx6jo you wear masks over you're eyes bro?

    • @mubangamulenga3404
      @mubangamulenga3404 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Aisha_Luv 😭😭😭 I laughed so hard I cried 💀🤣🤣✋🏽😭😭

  • @oglifeline1005
    @oglifeline1005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4911

    When I was young I thought Spy Kids 3 was like revolutionary my mind was BLOWN

    • @daqueenaannastal2202
      @daqueenaannastal2202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Same. Carmen and Gary tho.💜💜💜

    • @heyitsmira17
      @heyitsmira17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      Spy Kids 3 is one of the best movies I've watched when I was a kid. The whole game plot, everything was amazing, I just LOVE it. When everyone got reunited at the end too.... ugh such a good movie still. The best of the franchise imo.

    • @starsymcdoodle6965
      @starsymcdoodle6965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Same. 3 will always be my favorite Spy Kids movie❤

    • @user-wn7do4hx7o
      @user-wn7do4hx7o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *b i g t i m e*

    • @unfriendlyblackhottie460
      @unfriendlyblackhottie460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Omg yasss. I remember it came out on dvd and came with 3D glasses.

  • @fc7777fc
    @fc7777fc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3248

    spy kids 1 through 3 are the classics
    we don't talk about spy kids 4

    • @KitanaKia
      @KitanaKia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Lol never!!

    • @toge7101
      @toge7101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I didn't even know there was a third one

    • @Call.Me.Brianna
      @Call.Me.Brianna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Yeah I don’t claim 4

    • @emelope
      @emelope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      The second one is the best

    • @buffycatnip
      @buffycatnip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ugh don't talk to me about spy kids 3

  • @Chanwills0
    @Chanwills0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5702

    Dylan: Oh it’s their Uncle
    Guy: I’m not your uncle
    Dylan: *shocked pikachu face*
    I died 😂

    • @supertoad6445
      @supertoad6445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      for greater glory moive
      the last word before you die
      Jose del rio/ i dont want to die
      Bad guy' well too bad
      Jose del rio' plase help me
      bad guy well it gun her
      Jose del rio nooooooo
      bad guy put the X on the floor
      Jose del rio i can do this
      Then he
      Dies

    • @supertoad6445
      @supertoad6445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I wacth that moive has 20% rotten that soo bad

    • @supertoad6445
      @supertoad6445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Spy kids has 90% rotten
      what

    • @luthientinuviel3883
      @luthientinuviel3883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Five year old me watching this
      *shocked picachu face*

    • @parisewellington3664
      @parisewellington3664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonathanwhigham498
    @jonathanwhigham498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7404

    The fact that Dylan can guess the plot of the movie within 10 minutes blows my mind

    • @HouseMDaddict
      @HouseMDaddict 5 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      Plots of kids movies are pretty predictable

    • @climbinguphill
      @climbinguphill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      I mean, that shot was very deliberate. Combine it with the title of the movie, they weren't really keeping the plot hidden

    • @rosalindaocasio3149
      @rosalindaocasio3149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Fr

    • @NinaBina369
      @NinaBina369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I mean he is a professional movie watcher

    • @smartfridge2279
      @smartfridge2279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jonathan Whigham that’s not the whole plot there’s the parts where the assistant is evil and the main guy helps the kids

  • @horrorvictim
    @horrorvictim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3522

    "Two kids against an army of thumbs?"
    ... I guess it's a...
    *Takes off glasses and pulls back hair*
    "Thumb war"
    Ba-Dum-Tissss!

    • @shirleytatha8189
      @shirleytatha8189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      May you be blessed...

    • @marinagemoftheseas
      @marinagemoftheseas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have found my God.

    • @moonlitproductions7182
      @moonlitproductions7182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      horrorvictim THATS WHAT I SAID!

    • @Mims-y
      @Mims-y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ba-Thumb-Tsss*

    • @makunahatata2406
      @makunahatata2406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All hail, horrorvictom......the new god that started the thumb war religion

  • @BirdPeopleArentReal
    @BirdPeopleArentReal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1422

    The nostalgia god dammit And don't you dare insult my dream microwave

    • @gracenjones81
      @gracenjones81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      That’s all I wanted as a kid

    • @MoriLupin
      @MoriLupin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The microwave?

    • @megadoodoo6511
      @megadoodoo6511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@MoriLupin The magical "pop a card in and a Happy Meal comes out" microwave that was in the safehouse. One of my favorite scenes in the movie as a kid..it still is now

  • @w.trailers4821
    @w.trailers4821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12433

    I low-key want him to watch sharkboy and lavagirl 😂

    • @jonriches4648
      @jonriches4648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      YES THIS HAS TO HAPPEN MY CHILDHOODDD

    • @flowerprincess1615
      @flowerprincess1615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Jackelyn Marquez I high key want him to watch it

    • @naomisaadiq8515
      @naomisaadiq8515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAMMMM

    • @Wondersoc
      @Wondersoc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Mr. Electric send him to the principles office and have him expelled!

    • @xyzangeel1276
      @xyzangeel1276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      oh noo that was the worst movie lmao

  • @chaosasitswirls6125
    @chaosasitswirls6125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2454

    It's crazy to know that Juni marries Meghan Trainor and Carmen marries Carlos from Big Time Rush

  • @anjiejones3582
    @anjiejones3582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    “He’s dead weight just get rid of him” lmao she does in the 3rd movie

  • @chellymurphy
    @chellymurphy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3017

    1- HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEEN SPY KIDS!?!!!
    2- wha- what happened to your end table?

    • @virtualarmageddon6232
      @virtualarmageddon6232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      What are you talking about? The end table is literally still there, you can see it when he rolls over the couch at the end.

    • @MsMojo014
      @MsMojo014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This movie is iconic and essential to your childhood🙌🏾🙌🏾😌

    • @phantomm3nace_xy
      @phantomm3nace_xy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      My question was just the same... HOW have you never seen spy kids?! Who raised you?! Lmaooo

    • @TheICEgirl6100
      @TheICEgirl6100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@virtualarmageddon6232 "you can see it when he rolls over the couch at the end" this sentence, lol

    • @ScarletV
      @ScarletV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I laughed wayyy to hard at the second question 😂😂😂

  • @LadyJenevia
    @LadyJenevia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    “STRETCHED-FACE THANOS” When I tell you I SCREAMED- 👀💀

  • @StarWarriorCentral
    @StarWarriorCentral 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1032

    "You can't break up a marriage in a Disney movie."
    (Picks up my old VHS box to see that it was made by Troublemaker Studios and Dimension Films...)

  • @jebronlames4559
    @jebronlames4559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1950

    Dylan: I'm a professional spy
    Also Dylan: *Tells everyone he's a spy*

    • @Irismallorca
      @Irismallorca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Misdirected

    • @milop8603
      @milop8603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He's having a Sterling Archer moment

    • @DorianCairne
      @DorianCairne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pretty sure that's the joke, yeah.

    • @jebronlames4559
      @jebronlames4559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DorianCairne I know, and I liked that joke

    • @okokoklalala844
      @okokoklalala844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      well, he never said he was a SECRET spy 🤷‍♀️

  • @DatDaDatty
    @DatDaDatty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2057

    nostalgia has entered the chat

    • @keyivionboone8642
      @keyivionboone8642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dat it's you *gasp*

    • @razkable
      @razkable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      next hes gotta watch agent cody banks....

  • @tais1355
    @tais1355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    this movie is actually Machete’s origin, he didn’t exist as a character in Rodriguez land until Spy Kids!

  • @JaimeeABrown
    @JaimeeABrown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2464

    Dylan: "oh - it's their uncle!"
    Movie dude: "I'm nOt yOuR uNCle"
    Dylan: ..... :()

    • @PolyBiBadger
      @PolyBiBadger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Jaimee A. Brown *surprised Pikachu face*

    • @JohnSmith47534
      @JohnSmith47534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Misdirect

    • @E.M.99.
      @E.M.99. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      :0

    • @ditkind1340
      @ditkind1340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jaimee A. Brown
      How did you misschien this??
      Surprised picachu face.*

    • @WhatRemainsofNovaJames
      @WhatRemainsofNovaJames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      👁👄👁

  • @simonej2721
    @simonej2721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    Honestly with 2 & 3 it only gets better...

    • @00AgentKrabie
      @00AgentKrabie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      That is technically true,but I do prefer the second movie,out of them all.

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The very 1st thing I thought when I saw the title of this video was:"HEY!DON'T TOUCH"SPY KIDS"!"Spy Kids"2,3&4,ok,I can understand if you make fun of THOSE(the 2nd one was still pretty good though)but the 1st one LEAVE IT ALONE!!!>^

    • @temiobadimu1524
      @temiobadimu1524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Second one is my favourite

    • @Call.Me.Brianna
      @Call.Me.Brianna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The second one was for sure my favorite, but the 3rd one is a close second

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Call.Me.Brianna No offense,but I can't understand how can you prefer N°2 and *expecially* N°3 to N°1!O___o

  • @ShreshRamsout
    @ShreshRamsout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    I loved Spy Kids when I was younger, but watching it as an adult is like being caught in a freaky fever dream

  • @noora8179
    @noora8179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    "Uncle": rips off mustache
    Kids: ive never met this man in my life

    • @Cowgirlcadet
      @Cowgirlcadet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dylan: Makes no mention of the fact that this is Cheech.

  • @insolencestar
    @insolencestar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    I love the overt fakeness of the film.. I genuinely love it. it's every kids dream

  • @alliec5874
    @alliec5874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    "I snap my fingers...my fingers snap you." *I was waiting for you to finish the line!* 🤣 Dylan: "Heh. 😁 That's a clever line."

  • @lilac749
    @lilac749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1246

    “Stretched-face Thanos” 😂😂😂

    • @Cowgirlcadet
      @Cowgirlcadet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He had to go there.

    • @AG-ro5pt
      @AG-ro5pt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He has a point

  • @dionabeck3317
    @dionabeck3317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2317

    Dylan: *see George Clooney*
    Dylan: *loses mind* WHAT?!?!?!?!

    • @SapphireAgni
      @SapphireAgni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe he's as mich into pretty boy Clooney as am I.

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      George clooney is in this?

    • @lbierman21
      @lbierman21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He needs to watch the 3rd one. Everyone is in it hahaha

    • @dionabeck3317
      @dionabeck3317 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lbierman21 YAS!!!!

    • @KyleB-o5c
      @KyleB-o5c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      20:50

  • @alexthesugarchild3856
    @alexthesugarchild3856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I have this kind of pride attached to Spy Kids 4 bc my uncle played a role WITH speaking lines, and me as a child was like “holy shit I’m related to a superstar” (he played that cameraman guy that followed around the dad)

  • @JoJo-hz5yc
    @JoJo-hz5yc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5878

    As a latina, I give you props for putting in the effort to pronounce Machete correctly 😂

    • @evelyndossantos708
      @evelyndossantos708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      YES

    • @Ana-yt9jw
      @Ana-yt9jw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hola qué tal?

    • @valeriazuniga9011
      @valeriazuniga9011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Honestly lol that made me happy too

    • @cmla9453
      @cmla9453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Came here to say the exact same thing

    • @lbierman21
      @lbierman21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Gregorio was on point! That was my grandfather's name. So proud of Dylan hahaha

  • @dwightschruteassistanttoth7490
    @dwightschruteassistanttoth7490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1406

    2:51 can't really blame him, dylan. if a wedding ceremony gets ambushed i'll also go straight for the cake, man

    • @lucydalilaC
      @lucydalilaC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      the potato chip that kira ate 😂😂💀

    • @hennegivensunday
      @hennegivensunday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Identity theft is not a joke Jim millions of family suffer every year!!!!!!!

  • @chiefroo
    @chiefroo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    these movies somehow have the strangest and most iconic aesthetic of all time

  • @nitac7174
    @nitac7174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1991

    Do more of the Spy Kids films please! And Sharkboy and Lavagirl. I loved watching your fresh reaction to something I have such nostalgia for.

    • @starappleburn4868
      @starappleburn4868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Sharkboy and Lavagirl was bomb

    • @LEYLA90
      @LEYLA90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sharboy and lavagirl was awful.

    • @annep6076
      @annep6076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yes, please do shark boy and lava girl!

    • @SunRay596
      @SunRay596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Sharkboy and Lavagirl was an amazing movie yet so bad.....but ugh i llooovee iittt sooo muccchh

    • @NathaliaVolkmar
      @NathaliaVolkmar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yesss

  • @Cool231
    @Cool231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    ‘Why?! You have so much more moustache to give!’😂😂😂😂

  • @minx-micks3063
    @minx-micks3063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    I literally laughed for twenty minutes non stop on “stretched faced Thanos”

  • @elliehavilliard
    @elliehavilliard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1330

    Dylan: "This stretched-faced THANOS.."
    I am *wheezing* LOL

    • @lalitaabreulobo1491
      @lalitaabreulobo1491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      EllieReacts i was waiting for someone to notice that 😹

    • @uniserenity1414
      @uniserenity1414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He’s not wrong...

  • @sofiaargueda1518
    @sofiaargueda1518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    we have 23 minutes of dylan saying "what?"

    • @bethanywofford8405
      @bethanywofford8405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sofia Argueda and him constantly rewinding and pausing

  • @munashe5861
    @munashe5861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    "Of course, Ctrl Alt Delete" BEST JOKE

  • @trickytrickster2558
    @trickytrickster2558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2953

    He's never seen this before. Does he not have a childhood???

    • @truesummerknits
      @truesummerknits 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Tricky Trickster i think he’s just a little too old for it

    • @zachburwell3065
      @zachburwell3065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@truesummerknits that is NO excuse

    • @poisonousjinx9823
      @poisonousjinx9823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I have never seen spy kids

    • @R0SI3ANG3L
      @R0SI3ANG3L 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Poisonous Jinx watch it ✋🏻

    • @filmaphobic
      @filmaphobic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Poisonous Jinx dude it’s so good especially the 3rd one so watch it

  • @rickypedia999
    @rickypedia999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Yes, Machete was a spin off of Spy Kids... kind of.
    Machete was made first, and wound up in development limbo for a while, but the character ended up being used for the lulz in Spy Kids when the writer decided it was too great a character (portrayed by Danny Trejo) to never get used. So while Machete as a character came first, his first official appearance anywhere except for a single trailer was here, in a family friendly film.

    • @noha2401
      @noha2401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      spy kids isnt nickelodeon

    • @rickypedia999
      @rickypedia999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@noha2401 my bad, I assumed it was, but I just checked and you're right.
      I assumed because Nickelodeon aired exclusive interviews for the first two movies constantly around their releases, including the Alexa Vega music video for the song from 2, and when the first two films were out of theaters Nick would play them quite frequently.

    • @noha2401
      @noha2401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rickypedia999 dont worry about it!!

    • @HorrorDiva01
      @HorrorDiva01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rickypedia999 that's so weird, he or in Argentina all of those things were at Disney and Jetix. I've never seen spy kids on Nickelodeon, it's funny how things like that happened. Kind of like ladybug, in USA it's on Nick but here is on Disney 🙈.

    • @hannahs5783
      @hannahs5783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rickypedia999 IIRC the OSS headquarters is in the Nickelodeon building as well

  • @jaderestrepo3413
    @jaderestrepo3413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Dylan: "don't eat that it could be poison"
    My brain: "the poison, the poison for kuzco, the poison chosen specifically to kill kuzco, kuzco's poison...that poison? YES THAT POISON"

  • @alys_mcr
    @alys_mcr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    His face colour blends in with the wall
    His T-shirt blends in with the couch
    He truly is an unprofessional ninja

  • @karlac3340
    @karlac3340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    What movies were you watching in your childhood Dylan? 😩

  • @Tori-vz5er
    @Tori-vz5er 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The kids cheer because that's the most exciting thing to ever happen in a private school. I can guarantee there was an assembly the next morning about why violence is never the answer hosted by some dude who "went to prison once" but really the closest he's ever been to prison is walking into a police station to turn in the wallet with $20 he found on the sidewalk.

  • @IndigomeetsRiver
    @IndigomeetsRiver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    okay but the safe house scene was the coolest shit when i was a kid. i wanted to be a spy 🤧

    • @00AgentKrabie
      @00AgentKrabie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      IKR,SAME! I thought this was one of the coolest movies I watched as a kid. Now,I'm re-thinking what is actually cool now.

    • @loveyaok1231
      @loveyaok1231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same.

    • @jonriches4648
      @jonriches4648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeyeyeeyeyeyeyesyesyeysyseyes

    • @IndigomeetsRiver
      @IndigomeetsRiver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Emily Krabill no, it’s still super cool!! I would kill for a beach bungalow with a microwave that makes food in a snap.

    • @jen_greatguys2721
      @jen_greatguys2721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was for all of us

  • @mlilejay8698
    @mlilejay8698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    "you have so much more moustache to give" - Dylan, 2k19

  • @beckugoh
    @beckugoh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    the “tHaT’s My SiStEr” part transitioned to the honking noises when he was touching her literally killed me.

    • @brynnlinden3939
      @brynnlinden3939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i laughed way too hard

    • @starthevampire14
      @starthevampire14 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me and my sister say It's my sister the same way he aid it all the time. I didn't realize that's where it came from until now.

  • @valentinakalanyos3449
    @valentinakalanyos3449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1180

    "this man" - you mean Antonio Banderas and also HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEE SPY KIDS BEFORE

    • @KrispyAlex
      @KrispyAlex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      HE DIDNT WATCH HSM BEFORE! ARE U RLLY SURPRISED HE HASNT WATCHED SO MANY ICONIC MOVIES 😂😂

    • @AcornRiot
      @AcornRiot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's pushing 30 it makes sense why he hasn't

    • @auzrielle
      @auzrielle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Travis Hunt uh no even if he was like 28 spy kids came out 18 years ago there’s no excuse lol

    • @bookXbat
      @bookXbat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@AcornRiot no it doesnt. I'm 27 and this movie was a huge part of my childhood. The movie isnt as new as you seem to think it is

    • @AcornRiot
      @AcornRiot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bookXbat I know it’s it from 2001. So calm down friend with the verbiage “not new as you think it is” LUL

  • @sharoncolocho7229
    @sharoncolocho7229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1867

    15:10 is literally a perfect example of growing up with Hispanic parents 😂💀
    And the fact that you reacted so confused makes it so much better lmao

    • @zai9407
      @zai9407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I was literally just thinking that 😂😂😂

    • @danielaop388
      @danielaop388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      The caucasity jumped out 💀

    • @nemo2327
      @nemo2327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😂👌🏽

    • @IsaPunker
      @IsaPunker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      OMG yes!!!! hahaha

    • @thalia9789
      @thalia9789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lmaoooo

  • @kiranightshade7254
    @kiranightshade7254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    this movie is so silly and i love it to death. So glad that all these big names decided to get together to make a fun little film that they can all enjoy with their kids

  • @lucaskhall6794
    @lucaskhall6794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Dylan: *uploads a childhood movie*
    My Nostalgia: Ah shit, here we go again.

  • @Alian7307
    @Alian7307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    no one:
    absolutely no one:
    Dylan: *does an awful flip* i'm a spy kid

  • @MSK-n
    @MSK-n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Dylan is not even trying to hide the fact he's psychic, the first 5 min thx to one scene he knows the entire plot I -

  • @abbysmith8785
    @abbysmith8785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1020

    Please carry on with the love island game, it’s so sanitary😂

    • @oglifeline1005
      @oglifeline1005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That game never ends

    • @butterjujunut
      @butterjujunut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Keep Sanitary a thing!

    • @xphoenixrising
      @xphoenixrising 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Still waiting for the next episode. SO INVESTED

    • @SassySmall1
      @SassySmall1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@oglifeline1005 It does end though, it's just a long game

    • @alfie6441
      @alfie6441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmaoo y’all must be new

  • @friendlyghost1688
    @friendlyghost1688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Dylan: does he have a giant thumb for his pillow, why are you holding a giant thumb boy
    Me: wait 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ditkind1340
    @ditkind1340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    15:05.
    “What an aggressive parent..”
    Dude I’m literally crying. 😂

  • @Dragoncurse4
    @Dragoncurse4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    "This man"
    How do you not know Antonio Banderas!?

    • @hunnyflash
      @hunnyflash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And he didn't even say anything about Cheech!

  • @hddamore
    @hddamore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1071

    I’ve literally spent the last 20 minutes crying at “oH mY sIsTeR!” 🤣🤣
    Time stamp: 13:52

    • @fushiashade5
      @fushiashade5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hailey D'Amore HAHAHA I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ME TOO xD

    • @ThePegasister
      @ThePegasister 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Dylan's reenactment made it so much funnier 😂😭

    • @perfectlybalanced9504
      @perfectlybalanced9504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had to rewind it ,he was Soio cute😍😂

    • @ashleyhedrick5635
      @ashleyhedrick5635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ThePegasister I replayed Dylan's reenactment like 10 times!!!

  • @blurryink115
    @blurryink115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    spykids is one of those kid films that really hit you in to your childhood fantasy no matter how much it doesn't make sense. whenever I watch it I always remember the way I watched it when I was a kid and it always brings back a bit of those childish rose coloured glasses

  • @summer_the_rae
    @summer_the_rae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Dylan: *points out every useless thing in Spy Kids*
    Me: *trying to reclaim my childhood* ...but it's COOL

    • @00AgentKrabie
      @00AgentKrabie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why don't we talk about Harry Potter,instead?

  • @ginnylily7
    @ginnylily7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    "stretched faced thanos" IM LAUGHING SO HARD

  • @craigwoodhouse7154
    @craigwoodhouse7154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    “Savage Steve Holland, Tom Holland’s savage uncle”🤣😂😂😂

  • @mikahlameman5897
    @mikahlameman5897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Dylan: I'm a spy
    Government: *starts planning his 'natural cause' of death*

  • @bellaancheta5407
    @bellaancheta5407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    3:44 was anyone else always jealous of their jungle gym as a kid???

    • @bluenetty2752
      @bluenetty2752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Bella Ancheta I was jealous of their whole house

    • @Jemini4228
      @Jemini4228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tbh thier whole house is pretty awesome even without the spy stuff. Sea view. Beautiful stone walls. Plush decor and water features.

    • @GabrielleBraswell
      @GabrielleBraswell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wanted is so bad as a kid 😫

    • @longlivethegays
      @longlivethegays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i was a bit more jealous of the being spies and having really cool gadgets and adventures ...

  • @zm1197
    @zm1197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I came back to watch to this video and I laughed so hard at "control, alt, delete" (20:02) XD

  • @AnnaRuukel
    @AnnaRuukel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I’m ready for Dylan to ruin my childhood by watching Spy Kids 2

  • @nancymckenzie-adams8005
    @nancymckenzie-adams8005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1477

    Dylan: no one notices a flying girl
    Little girl in store: follows every move
    Dylan: *rewatches it*
    Also Dylan: *zooms in right next to little girl that sees everything and still doesn’t notice her*
    Me: oh come on!! *flips table* 😂

    • @lorettabes4553
      @lorettabes4553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I guess... he meant... that the sound didn't make everybody turn around?

    • @alizeica519
      @alizeica519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT TOO-

    • @marianaluna6184
      @marianaluna6184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also, there was one thumb man that couldn't make it into the store hahah

    • @cyberwolf781
      @cyberwolf781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He didn't rewatch it... not until he edited it anyway.

    • @AllieOk
      @AllieOk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No but seriously that was so clever too! Showing the grown-ups all zombified and not noticing anything, but then the kid is the only one seeing it all. And you know it was intentional, too, because most of the stuff happening was added in post

  • @Bro-cx2jc
    @Bro-cx2jc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    18:22
    Uhh dude -_- unless Carmen's body matches the same proportions as the red suit she was wearing, those are her shoulders he's holding onto.

  • @SnippetPlug_
    @SnippetPlug_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3040

    After you do Shark boy and Lavagirl you should do a commentary on Zathura or Bridge to Terabithia two good movies

    • @divergent_bowtie1066
      @divergent_bowtie1066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      i love how you dont even tell him to do shark boy and lava girl youre just saying that he will and that he has no choice in the matter lmao

    • @aninha5936
      @aninha5936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg yeeees

    • @zafon8878
      @zafon8878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And the Original jumanji

    • @Inurwalls02
      @Inurwalls02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Omg! I love Bridge to Terabithia

    • @agstinacueva1673
      @agstinacueva1673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Zathura is sooo good

  • @ehi3670
    @ehi3670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    To this day I still am trying to figure out how to make the F with my fingers

    • @PolyBiBadger
      @PolyBiBadger 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The middle finger is the bottom half, the index finger is the second part of the f then the thumb is the first part

  • @slurpymcdirp1123
    @slurpymcdirp1123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    ‘You have so much more moustache to give’

  • @sheridanx3134
    @sheridanx3134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Hey, I dreamt about owning that McDonald's machine my whole childhood! 😂

    • @kristinr4928
      @kristinr4928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ME TOO

    • @naomi9449
      @naomi9449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sheridan x me too!!!!

  • @dipstick182
    @dipstick182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    I’m loving this weird Italian mobster accents you take on when you’re truly annoyed 😂😂

  • @machogazpacho3322
    @machogazpacho3322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Do you ever think that God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created
    -Spy kids

    • @fruitbythefoote
      @fruitbythefoote 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Island of Lost Dreams

    • @starduststudios5671
      @starduststudios5671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They didn't know that He was coming back for part 2. No flood this time. ;P

  • @09cokeefe
    @09cokeefe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Spy Kids 2 is actually pretty fantastic lmao, please watch it!

    • @rebecamaynart
      @rebecamaynart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The 3rd is by far the best

    • @filmaphobic
      @filmaphobic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I legit forgot what that one was about lmao

    • @not-so-happypappypatton
      @not-so-happypappypatton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jc // frvqr Same

    • @chandrawagner4061
      @chandrawagner4061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@filmaphobic SPkids 2 has the theme park ride and the island with Steve Buscemi, 3 is the video game with random Elijah Woods at the end

  • @minaisodd4001
    @minaisodd4001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    That’s just the way most Hispanic parents are idk what to tell you 😂 15:10

    • @charcs_7624
      @charcs_7624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      minaisodd i just hope u don’t feel proud for saying that cuz no parent should be that aggressive no matter the race

    • @Khjaden97
      @Khjaden97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      charcs_7 mmm they shouldn’t but again Hispanic parents 😅. It’s pretty normal especially if we ask for something new

    • @thalia9789
      @thalia9789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trueee lol

    • @thalia9789
      @thalia9789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@charcs_7624 She didn't say she was proud??? That's just literally how it is

    • @charcs_7624
      @charcs_7624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thalia it actually isn’t cuz I’m Hispanic and thankfully I was never raised like this not all Hispanic families are like this it’s stereotypical but there are still some parents who think this is the right way kids should learn which is false bcuz it’s just plain physical abuse to a kid

  • @turnitupwithnelly-2337
    @turnitupwithnelly-2337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    antonio banderas is literally my childhood crush

    • @angelajohnsonkeys4199
      @angelajohnsonkeys4199 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Antonio, Keanu, Damon Wayans, and Grant Hill!!😍😍😍 childhood crushes for real!

  • @bangtansbree
    @bangtansbree 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I just have to say that seeing you react to Sharkboy and Lava Girl would be golden! 😭

  • @gretchenortner
    @gretchenortner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "WHY ARE YOU CHEERING?! A GROWN MAN GOT THROWN TROUGH A SECOND STORY WINDOW!!!"
    Just click play, Dylan. Just watch.

  • @annikaschwartz9195
    @annikaschwartz9195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    new drinking game for those 21+ take a shot every time Dylan says "Machete"

  • @andreacaininstinct
    @andreacaininstinct 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Juni: "It's dad."
    Dylan: *snorts*
    Me: *also snorts, but feels bad about it* Damnit, Dylan

  • @JoeMunoz93
    @JoeMunoz93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Hearing Dylan say "Machete" is everything lol 😆☺️

    • @mourningstvr
      @mourningstvr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “MUH-CHET-EE” lol

    • @AlyxAesthetics
      @AlyxAesthetics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why? thats the correct pronunciation lol

  • @AriF-sz2hm
    @AriF-sz2hm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I cant believe I haven't seen this movie since I was like 8 and I completely forgot about it and yet I still know the entire plot and what happens next... this movie has engraved itself into my brain I guess

  • @laurengage37
    @laurengage37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    when dylan solves the whole plot 2 minutes into the movie

  • @Soyraizaisabel
    @Soyraizaisabel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    "What an agressive parents"
    Dude... You never met latin parents

    • @luv3mely
      @luv3mely 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Raiza Isabel Montilla i was waiting for a comment like this!!💀

    • @jessa95
      @jessa95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Honestly I just laughed & went "well it was the early 2000's what do you expect?"

    • @Soyraizaisabel
      @Soyraizaisabel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jessa95 he's never beaten by the "correazo" of a mom. He would never understand xD

    • @allura9163
      @allura9163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He’s never had a chancla thrown at him and it really shows 😂

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I instantly thought of"Coco"reading your comment,Raiza!🤣
      But I must say..I'm Italian and I guess some italian parents are not that different from latin parents...

  • @ditkind1340
    @ditkind1340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    20:15. “They just make out.”
    Omg dude I’m seriously CRYING. 😂

    • @ElPascal
      @ElPascal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It looks like sjdkjdd

  • @lovannypso6116
    @lovannypso6116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “oh my ssiiiister” and “i snap my fingers, and fingers snap you” are the best lines in the movie period.

  • @raymond.portraits
    @raymond.portraits 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Dylan: “Im a professional spy, im not supposed to tell you that”
    *tells us anyway*
    Its ok dylan we still love you

  • @veevee_4690
    @veevee_4690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    11:37 Arthur made it clear to Merlin that spoons are strong weapons.
    Never underestimate a spoon

  • @pandahuezo-menjivar9154
    @pandahuezo-menjivar9154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Why does Dylan call Machete by name but not Antonio Banderas 😭 also:
    12:05 “You can’t break up a marriage in a Disney movie!”
    How dare you disrespect Robert Rodriguez and Troublemaker Studios like that
    ALSO also:
    I was impressed by Dylan predicted the plot until I remembered the Netflix synopsis is literally right there

  • @SapphireAgni
    @SapphireAgni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dylan trying to roll into the shot as a spy kid and actually looking like a drunk uncle. Beautiful. Real art.

  • @user-cl9re9wr9n
    @user-cl9re9wr9n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Shark Boy and Lava Girl next please. I think it's made by the same dude as Spy Kids

    • @Witcharoo
      @Witcharoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      carebear I can hear the Jacob twilight jokes already 🤣

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We must admit"Spy Kids 3"is quite awful too,thought...a lot of bad CGI and very little actual plot...:-/

    • @Call.Me.Brianna
      @Call.Me.Brianna 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That makes so much sense oml

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @xxarmanix Try re-watch it now...;-P (I was 15 when the movie *1st* came out..I was old enough to tell it had a poor plot already...I still enjoyed it,but..it was CLEAR it was only made to play with the 3D effect and to make more money.)

    • @slenderfoxx3797
      @slenderfoxx3797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rox Pinto both of the actors for shark boy and lava girl have the same name lol

  • @shannonmcneill2553
    @shannonmcneill2553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    I've never clicked so fast! Spy kids is my childhood and I'm ready for Dylan to ruin it 🤷‍♀️

    • @novaquartz5049
      @novaquartz5049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Right, I'm not even halfway in and I'm questioning so much already. I love it.

    • @zm1197
      @zm1197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i wasn't ready for him to ruin it! But he really didn't ruin it as much as I thought he would! I'm also glad he liked the line "and my thumbs snap you" I hope he watches the second one cuz that's my fav on!

    • @TavareIsUnique
      @TavareIsUnique 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep, I've accepted my fate too :/

  • @TheMallachiv
    @TheMallachiv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:28 she's throwing goose neck on her wedding day. this is a joke about head, how did I never see it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MissJazzyJamz
    @MissJazzyJamz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    FINALLY a movie you don’t have to rent😂😂

  • @MultiHugobugo
    @MultiHugobugo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Dylan: _I'm an agent for the SS..._
    Me: *o_O*
    Dylan: _...SSSSS!_
    Me: *exhales in relief*

  • @Alex-mu6sm
    @Alex-mu6sm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Spy Kids 3 and 4 were both released in 3D and 4D, respectively. If you're wondering how they did 4D, they just gave the people who saw the movie several scratch-n-sniffs. Additionally, the henchmen in that movie were noses instead of thumbs.

    • @dafnid7294
      @dafnid7294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣 I find the thought of that both hilarious and horrifying

    • @Alex-mu6sm
      @Alex-mu6sm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dafnid7294 i genuinely have no recollection of making this comment or how i obtained this information

    • @dafnid7294
      @dafnid7294 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alex-mu6sm 🤣🤣 it's ok. It happens lol. Still such a unique thought tho. edit: I just realised this was from a year ago.. no wonder you don't remember it 😅

  • @jamiecaufield5420
    @jamiecaufield5420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Him recreating when she moves her hand is the best thing ever

  • @ParyMarker
    @ParyMarker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "You have so much more mustache to give" - Dylan 2019