I’m pretty sure you have to cook rocks at some point in life to become as unhinged as Matty. Probably a different kind of rocks than you were thinking of, but cooked rocks nonetheless the less. 😂
This was chaos from the get go. Loved it. I think maybe baking without the cheese sauce first then adding it after stuff gets crispy? I dunno. You're the chef. lol.
Mattys hollandaise looks so good! i suck at whisking & use the Julia Child blender method for hollandaise, less impressive but easy & impresses uh easily-impressed people.
Skipped the turkey & the béchamel. Topped the log slices with shredded cheese & seated those bad boys on a nice piece of rye toast. Phenomenal. Will make again.
I find interesting how thin you make the bechamel and thicken it with cheese, I never made it like that. Though my daughter doesn't like bechamel. Defo need to try that.
That melted mozarella looked like aligot, which is a ton of cheese (tome) melted with potato purée, cream, butter and garlic, fresh pepper. You eat it with a thick sausage. It's incredibly addictive and I simply avoid the aisle where I can find when i'm shopping.
I ate this for breakfast and was delicious! I had a big high school jazz festival to host. Crop-dusted the whole 8 hr event. Badly. I don’t think anyone suspected me though. From what i could gather it was a fat girl named Cadence that everyone blamed
MATTY!! Next time you visit Nashville come to Big Bad Breakfast in Spring Hill. I'm a line cook there and If I had the chance to make you some food I would die. Just Don't come on a sunday, It might send me over the edge.....
Okie dokie Maty. This was over the top! Yes, I would eat that before a marathon, just for the shitty run factor. You would be pooping in your Hokas! I would much rather save it for the day after the marathon, when you could enjoy it. Good recipe! And great video
Not me thinking you were making this gigantic meat and cheese log with no eggs and trying to call it breakfast. And then you had to turn the whole monstrosity into a Benny. 10/10 I'd eat the entire freakin' casserole.
This is the most unhinged breakfast I’ve ever seen, and I’m here for it. Thank you, daddy.
Was "daddy" intentional? Zero judgements if so. Just curious
He’s not your dad, weirdo
lmao. this delicious pile of f****g slop.
Yes daddy @dallasbhowell8485
Yea,what he said...?☝🏻
That’s a Croque GODDAMN right there! ❤
THAT'S the name!!!
Shut the front door
That is the perfect name!
NAILED IT
This comment is highly underrated!
Congrats on the Screen Actors Guild Award win Matty!!!!!
The close up of him saying, “this is dumb good” with a mouthful of food was my favorite part
Matty could cook rocks and I’d still watch.
I’m pretty sure you have to cook rocks at some point in life to become as unhinged as Matty. Probably a different kind of rocks than you were thinking of, but cooked rocks nonetheless the less. 😂
Today we are fuckin(beep) cooking rocks!!
This was chaos from the get go. Loved it. I think maybe baking without the cheese sauce first then adding it after stuff gets crispy? I dunno. You're the chef. lol.
No, the meat will just dry out
Did Matty say "This is going to come all over the place?"---->classic.
The biggest Big Dog breakfast ever. Love you Matty ❤
Facts on working brunch.
If you invented it just call it the Mattheson 🍻
Kind of like the Wellington , I like it
you really get to see Marty’s professional chef come out. just the way he makes the hollandaise, he’s just dialed tf in and its art
Mattys hollandaise looks so good! i suck at whisking & use the Julia Child blender method for hollandaise, less impressive but easy & impresses uh easily-impressed people.
My chest and veins hurt watching this. Thank you, daddy
Skipped the turkey & the béchamel. Topped the log slices with shredded cheese & seated those bad boys on a nice piece of rye toast. Phenomenal. Will make again.
Hell yeah Matty. This looks amazing and I'm excited to try it for myself. Keep up the food work.
The best ingredients to make your post breakfast log... and kudos to the early or late bleep person its frigin hilarious...great video!...peace
Got my meal prep recipe for the week
My day will start and end with this meal
I just made this, and it was amazing!! Love your recipes. ❤
Where do you get that kitchen stick ??
Who else is eating this before their marathon!?!?
Bring extra bathroom tissue for kilometre 18 or so! lol Would be a whole lot of butt squeezing along the route.
Hollandaise basic rule one standard pack of butter to 4 egg yolks. Also love the vid Matty. Entertaining as always. Love this channel.
greatness as always. kitchen stick link?
Yo lmk if you get if 😂
My hunch is it's a new matty product not yet released???????
I'd call it the 8,000 calorie brunch. That's... unhinged, but looks good-as-hell!
Hollandaise, béchamel and and egg yolk on top, holy crap…unhinged to say the least. Yummy, but dear lord Matty was smart to stop 😂.
Love Matty!!❤❤❤❤❤
I find interesting how thin you make the bechamel and thicken it with cheese, I never made it like that. Though my daughter doesn't like bechamel. Defo need to try that.
béchamel + cheese -> mornay. normally you use gruyère, emmental or white cheddar. Mornay is the basis of Mac and Cheese.
Matty your so awesome. I love watching your videos. I'm actually learning how to cook. Thanks man keep up the funny amazing videos
Us brits would Love this!
I wasn’t yelled at WTF oh there it is “Who Cares”… Love you Matt the Mate of love. ❤ Thank You.
Christmas breakfast for sure!
The big breakfast bonanza, matty you goddamn legend! 🫡
You’re my favorite cold cut log Matty!😂❤🎉
it's like you reconstructed a croque monseur. the turkey and bacon lux it the hell up though
That melted mozarella looked like aligot, which is a ton of cheese (tome) melted with potato purée, cream, butter and garlic, fresh pepper. You eat it with a thick sausage. It's incredibly addictive and I simply avoid the aisle where I can find when i'm shopping.
I love this!!!❤
Like an over the top Hot Brown casserole.. I need this and a nap immediately afterwards.
"I'd say something cool about saving your egg whites but... Who caaares" 🤣🤣 This is exactly why we love you Matty.
THANK YOU MATTY!!!!
Monte Rollisto!! 😙👌
Awesome video, lookin healthy Matty boy
It’s like a breakfast Wellington
I’m gonna have to make this!
crispy cooked bacon between ham and turkey would add a nice crunch , the raw baked bacon seems as though it would make the meal unbearably greasey ?
Or maybe half cook it before using it as a roll or sear it on a griddle after the oven
livin on the ledge
HECTIC but loven it!! Looks damn fine, just woke up and watched this, laughing my ass off and now ready to face the day🔥❤️
Breakfast Log Been Dicked. I'll never not be able to say that when I order Breakfast ever again.
What was the butler’s name from Archer? I think he had an egg dish like this
Matty Matheson and Sam the cooking guy
😂😂😂i love your culinary brain and heart, keep following them!!🖤
Danm baby that looks so good 😋❤
The warlord of monte-Christo is a great name
I need more eggs. I only have a dozen. Sunday Morning Nom Nom.
Talk about best hang over breakfast ever! 🤤 2:02 Ya, well it happens... 😅
Looks delicious! I'd call it a Pulmonary Express🎉
You're the best, Matty.❤
Nah man.. this is up there with the boiled dinner episode. Don’t think I’d make this
Weak
What do you call this? A fever dream. That’s what this is 😍
I ate this for breakfast and was delicious! I had a big high school jazz festival to host. Crop-dusted the whole 8 hr event. Badly. I don’t think anyone suspected me though. From what i could gather it was a fat girl named Cadence that everyone blamed
Where can you buy the kitchen stick? Cant seem to find it. Cheers
Oh now that is a must try🎉🎉
That is called "Matty's Big Meat Breakfast Roll. " That looks damn good!
Love u matty!
4:00 I’m crying 😂
Lol, your voice would be perfect for a southpark episode, if this happens I want a 10% cut for the idea !!
❤ your work
9:34. Bumble Bee Fuckin Tuna. 🙌🏼🤘🏼🙌🏼🤘🏼😂
MATTY!! Next time you visit Nashville come to Big Bad Breakfast in Spring Hill. I'm a line cook there and If I had the chance to make you some food I would die. Just Don't come on a sunday, It might send me over the edge.....
you eat this ish for breakfast and you will be sleeping the rest of the day lmao.
I want that asap
I’m making this!!!!❤❤❤
OMG the ❄️
This is the most ridiculous culinary creation I’ve ever seen. Matty has a… special brain. I love it.
cutting edge innovation
Seriously bro. Over used phrase bud, but you are the GOAT. No doubt. 👊😎✌️
Swap out the bacon for prosciutto. Axe the turkey. Axe the bechamel sauce. Do a quick hollandaise in the blender without clarified butter.
Definitely dropping off logs after eating that!
Don’t get your shit together. It’s better when you don’t. Love you man
The Matheson Breakfast Log
It’s the “you’re gonna need a nap after this” breakfast
Breakfast Club is what I will call this
"dont want it to come all over the place" aint that the truth Matty
call this the "Crooked Madame" lol looks good
This is the Kings Croquet Madame!!!
Okie dokie Maty. This was over the top! Yes, I would eat that before a marathon, just for the shitty run factor. You would be pooping in your Hokas! I would much rather save it for the day after the marathon, when you could enjoy it. Good recipe! And great video
Welcome to the south. Where snow means we close everything to play in the weird white stuff we don’t get to see very often.
I'd call it Matty's Deli Breakfast Bomb
This process is a little much but God damn is this the breakfast of champions , love you Matty
@2:30 Wet the cutting board first ✌
call it the matty cristo
You will shit yourself running eating this before a Marathon.
Haha yeah same energy 😝
3:30 I'd call it gout😂
What is that stick grater he’s using?
Sexual device 😂
4:00 100%
Croque-MAD-Daaamn 👌🏼
Big dawg breakfast log
MMMIIIICCCCCHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not me thinking you were making this gigantic meat and cheese log with no eggs and trying to call it breakfast. And then you had to turn the whole monstrosity into a Benny. 10/10 I'd eat the entire freakin' casserole.
What is this kitchen stick?
Soo good it doenst need a name breakfast