I would be left in a hole full of maggots if I even left before he told me to He beat up my sister and spit on her, he’s capable of doing the same if not worse to me
@@criminal8768 call the police or child protective services, do so discretely and wait for the police to arrive. State your case to the police and you should be ok.
Let's say you have 750 in the magazine... 38 damage a bullet... 750 bullets times 38 equals 28500 damage That's enough to kill a dozer (solo) without headshots even on the One Down difficulty Now what if you only have 563 in the magazine, well that my friend... is where math comes into play! 38 damage a bullet... 563 times 38 equals 21394 damage (still enough to solo kill a dozer on OD) 563 in the magazine with 39.9 damage a bullet from perk decks? 22463.7 damage 750 in the magazine with 39.9 damage a bullet from perk decks? 29925 damage 29925 damage every 16 or so seconds + bulletstorm ace + swan song = You better hope you're a dozer in a crime spree rank of at least 7,500 29925 + 7481.25 = 37406.25 of damage every 20 seconds if continuously firing... If you somehow end up losing all your health (highly unlikely but for the purpose of this comment we'll just ignore that factor :P) at the exact same time bulletstorm aced effect runs out you will be given infinite ammo, no reload and god mode for 9 seconds resulting in 41146.875 damage if you don't stop firing until you run out of bullets in the magazine the damage output in those 30 or so seconds will be... 41146.875 + 14962.5 = 56109.375 damage... O_O #mathisgood
@@katytis2012 I am an american..but i cant argue with you that germany does have a decent engineering..actually they are better than US, i wonder how they lost WW1 and 2
@@LagoRoxo Why. Every payday 2 video with a comment along the lines of "//POLICE ASSAULT IN PROGRESS//" or another gets a Turing Test failing brainlet saying "wEll THis dIDn't AgE tOO weLl, dID iT? " Please, just use some context.
Alright, Swan Song for Payday 2: The game will not have any paid DLC anymore... Its over. *1 month later* ALRIGHT BOYS, WE MAY NEED PAID DLC. IM GONNA BE HONEST WITH YA...
Chains, Dallas, Houston all In custody leaving wolf the last Heister standing. Bain: Its all up to you, but I know you. Your good! Wolf: *Deranged howling*
I think its your full kevlar, minigun and commando rocket launcher. No.... thats not it, its perfectly normal wallking into a bank to withdraw some money with armor and some very intimating weapons, i do it everyday like that.
Ah i just have a combined tactical armor and a microgun with 2 medic bags for self defense and as soon as i walk into the bank to get some cash this starts playing and a suspicious beep can be heard can someone explain
I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan, I have spent most of my life in a continuous war, it was a normal day 2 weeks ago as I was fighting. Then, the Sudanese fighters played this absolute masterpiece, we then began lower our guns and dance to this lyrical masterpiece. Thank you, sir. For Peace this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song.This video is an exquisite masterpiece, out of every single video I have ever even heard of on the entire platform, this by far has enlightened me to do fly, lose 90 pounds and even become the president of the United States, and I'm going to tell you why this is such a masterpiece as if hearing the creators, no, god of this universes luscious voice. I would like to express my thanks to you. My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honor for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks. Yes, I 100% agree no lie I am 10/10 with you in this statement no question. You are completely absolutely correct and have made no mistake in your sentence whatsoever and I applaud you for that as you have made a thoughtful statement that many agree with and those that disagree are in the minority because your statement has absolutely no faults and thus is completely without a question correct and deserves nothing but agreement. and by the way, super saiyan blue theme is a very powerful, moving song that showcased the capabilities of human emotion. It used groundbreaking technology to create stunning sounds that would mesmerize the listeners. This song is suitable for all ages; whether you're 5 years old, or 50, you should listen to this song. It is inspiring and it showcases the spectrum of human nature and how humans communicate with each other. This song revolutionized the music industry and set the bar high for other songs. In the future historians will look back on this song and regard it as the pinnacle of human achievement. It was a roller-coaster from start to finish, the nail-biting song will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Listeners will find themselves absorbed by the heartwarming tale of a relentless, determined African tribes who didn't let societies standards shape his/her/it's life. I was shocked by how intense and gripping this song was. The plot is rich, unpredictable and touching. This isn't your typical African war song, this song is a war with one's emotions. Tales of africa is a stirring masterpiece that only comes once in a millennium. These thrilling instruments makes it a jaw-dropping performance that properly utilizes the medium. I rate this song 10 African tribes/10 African tribes, and will never listen to it again as every time I get saddened by the the fact that there will never be a song to match this masterpiece.
WE CALL THIS A DIFFCULTY TWEAK
WUULLULULUULLULULULULU
-Cloaker 2013-2014
AAAAAGH I NEEEEEED A MEDIC BAAAAG
Dallas 2013-2014
fun fact : in the offshore payday scene dallas' yacht name is medic bag
YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST
Cloaker 2013-2015
(Proceeds to kick ass)
@@cloaker7237 (Proceeds to cum medic bags)
@@carloselwart1884 mmm delicious
When you accidentally closed your room door hard after arguing with your father:
That was good
///Parent assault in Progress///
Lol good one
I would be left in a hole full of maggots if I even left before he told me to
He beat up my sister and spit on her, he’s capable of doing the same if not worse to me
@@criminal8768 call the police or child protective services, do so discretely and wait for the police to arrive.
State your case to the police and you should be ok.
Me: *goes through the house at night when it is pitch black*
*hears a mysterious beeping noise*
My brain:
Accurate
True
I know I know I'm late
Cloaker bruh
Flashbang!
Me: *Unloads minigun on dozers head*
*Dozer doesn't die*
Friend: *Shoots Dozer in the head with akimbo*
*Dozer Dies in 3 shots*
Let's say you have 750 in the magazine...
38 damage a bullet...
750 bullets times 38 equals 28500 damage
That's enough to kill a dozer (solo) without headshots even on the One Down difficulty
Now what if you only have 563 in the magazine, well that my friend... is where math comes into play!
38 damage a bullet...
563 times 38 equals 21394 damage
(still enough to solo kill a dozer on OD)
563 in the magazine with 39.9 damage a bullet from perk decks?
22463.7 damage
750 in the magazine with 39.9 damage a bullet from perk decks?
29925 damage
29925 damage every 16 or so seconds + bulletstorm ace + swan song = You better hope you're a dozer in a crime spree rank of at least 7,500
29925 + 7481.25 = 37406.25 of damage every 20 seconds if continuously firing...
If you somehow end up losing all your health (highly unlikely but for the purpose of this comment we'll just ignore that factor :P) at the exact same time bulletstorm aced effect runs out you will be given infinite ammo, no reload and god mode for 9 seconds resulting in 41146.875 damage if you don't stop firing until you run out of bullets in the magazine the damage output in those 30 or so seconds will be...
41146.875 + 14962.5 = 56109.375 damage... O_O
#mathisgood
You know I was playing a joke on Pistol critical hits right?
yeah, well... I wanted to get *deep* :D
Sea Puppo pls stahp. My tiny brain hurt
@Marta Zaleska *remembers the glory days of the game breaking brothers grimm*
I didn't remember adding this to my playlist and it put me into fight or flight mode
Hearing a cloaker sound
"Don't die"
WULILULULULULULULULUL
@@theskyfoogle1511 *"Alright ramblers, lets get rambling! "*
@@rileysingleton5412Better late than never!
"damnit why did you go loud?!"
"BECAUSE I WANNA RAVE!"
Theyre groovin'
"😂uck you and your stealth! MG42 go brrrrrrr!"
@Ivan The evilGerman engineering is a thing of beauty.
@@katytis2012 I am an american..but i cant argue with you that germany does have a decent engineering..actually they are better than US, i wonder how they lost WW1 and 2
@@ryanthemostwantedfurry1281 lacking attrition for the first world war, shit long term planning and a leader constantly slammed on meth for number two
Bain: "Wolf is now in police custody!"
Dallas: "F***!"
[This music intensifies]
btw, this is a reference to hoxton breakout trailer
That scene was so f**king amazing dude i watched it again and heard the soundtrack now i'm here vibin
@@demonetization5416 *Dallas then proceeds to time a gunshot perfectly with the music whilst wrestling a gun from a cop and saves Wolf*
the four horsemen of the apocolypse, a dozer, a cloaker, and two medics healing each other
don't forget teaser
@@aleksapetrovic6519tasers are Walmart brand cloaker
@@aleksapetrovic6519teaser
Damn @@aleksapetrovic6519, play DS with 2 medic dosers and you will feel pain instead of getting tasered for 1.5 seconds
Me: walks into bank with a comically large spoon
Everyone in the bank:
Can I get some money
Only a spoonful
*Bullies developer to add a comically large spoon*
Comically large spoon when:
Fellow Badger Shitposter in the wild
big spoon
"The safe word is 'police brutality' "
*WE CALL THIS A "DIFFICULTY TWEAK*
@@LagoRoxo Why. Every payday 2 video with a comment along the lines of "//POLICE ASSAULT IN PROGRESS//" or another gets a Turing Test failing brainlet saying "wEll THis dIDn't AgE tOO weLl, dID iT? " Please, just use some context.
"Listen here, I got this drum solo I've been working on."
@@asbestosisathing5997 Because cloaker is a sick, deranged son of a 😂itch.
“Now go to the forums and cry like the little bitch you are”
When you faintly hear a Cloaker spawn in while you're already getting your ass kicked by a Dozer
*Indeed*
[softly] _Don't._
I hate. THAT GOD DAMN STATIC
When the counter attack be aced doe
But then suddenly the police assault stops so you get your ammo back
1:00 "If someone breaks into my house I don't want to make all of us deaf. I'm not gonna fire like a .50AE indoors!"
"why not?"
“Yes, I killed the intruder, but both my family and my dog are deaf”
-therussianbajur
@@veronviper06
Just wear hearing protection, you will be fine
@@christopherstucke9063just buy a musket, just like the founding fathers intended
@@terencepaul74754 ruffians break into my house
Bain: Don't Die
*10 seconds later*
Bain: Dallas Down, Chains Down, Somebody help Houston
Wolf: Fuck you Bain
xD
donacdum
Alright, Swan Song for Payday 2: The game will not have any paid DLC anymore... Its over.
*1 month later*
ALRIGHT BOYS, WE MAY NEED PAID DLC. IM GONNA BE HONEST WITH YA...
RETURN TO MONKE
Its hot amd its ready
@@evanhall2707 is it goo-
i said
*its hot*
*a n d i t s r e a d y*
So basically
_R e t u r n_
g i v e u s t h e s p o o n
*"Wolf is now in police custody."*
*"Dragan has been taken into police custody."*
*"Houston is now in custody."*
*"Chains needs help!"*
HEIST FAILED.
Plot twist wolf has Stockholm syndrome
should've had messiah
Restarting in
5
4
3
2
1
You have lost connection to the host
Im suprised you decided against using "Chains is in a pickle!"
I NEED A MEDIC BAG- AHH IM DIEING
HOXTON I DONT WANT TO GO TO THE MANAGERS OFFICE NO NOT THE DATA ROOM NO NOT THE ARCHIVES HOXTON JESUS CRIST WHAT ELSE
Hoxton:THE FUCKING SERVER WITH A THERMAL DRILL TO DRILL A DOOR OPEN
haha manager password gay
ʷᵃⁿᵏᵉʳ
PAYDAY2 HAS THE BEST SOUNDTRACKS EVER
@@eltiburoncinimandarini7448 Splatoon?!?! Out of all the others games I wasn't expecting you to say Splatoon lmao
@@eltiburoncinimandarini7448 ah, I see that was funny tho
Metal gear rising revengence would like to have a word
Mmmm... Payday 2 vs Doom Eternal best soundtrack?
One of the best for sure
"We going loud or we keeping it quiet? ... Actually, forget I said that."
*FINALY I FOUND THE ONE I WAS LOOKING FOR!*
me too............ Cloaker its my best cop srsly
Same
WE GOTTA GET HOXTON BACK!
WE GOTTA GET SPONGE.... I MEAN HOXTON BACK!
PEOPLE OF WASHINGTON, DC WE GOTTA GET HOXTON BACK!
WE GOTTA GET WANKER I MEAN HOXTON BACK
"Wankers"
“DALLAS, WHATEVER YOU DO, DONACDUM”
“COME AGAIN?”
(HOUSTON IS IN CUSTODY)
(WOLF IS IN CUSTODY)
Just came from therussainbadgers video god I love this type of music
Ayy my man!!
Honestly the sirens that he added to the song Give the song a better feel to it
let's see how fast we can all "badger" this video XD
True
Samee
I’m not ashamed to admit that…
*I need a medic bag.*
You’re welcome
But I don’t have a medic bag, I’m running the funny turret build!
AAAH! I NEEEED A MEDIC BAG!
AAAUGH! I'M DYING!
"They're gonna do everything they can, to take you down"
AAAAAAA
"Yep, that's six."
Does it look like I care Bain?…
I can hear Dallas saying "I need a medic bag".
Bain : Dallas down, Chains down, Wolf you are the only one still alive.
Wolf whit his Minigun :
It started raining while I was walking home from my bus stop and this came on my TH-cam playlist and it was the best experience with rain I’ve had
"WOLF IS NOW IN POLICE CUSTODY"
Dallas parkours down the stairs and takes out two swat pretty nastily.
This song makes me imagine having dual AA-12's in the DoJ building.
*This never gets old.*
when captain winters arrives and zeals start swarming
This played through explosions that we organized against Winters.
“they going to do everything they can to take you down”
*"They're gonna do everything they can to take you down!"*
certified wolf is now in police custody moment
“Mom, i forgot my computer at home.”
“Yes I do know I’ll be late to school”
Heisters:Finally we're out
Cloaker,Medic, And Bulldozer:NOPE
and sniper
Never played payday 2 yet I've heard like 3 seconds of it in like 7 videos and I've finally found it
Chains, Dallas, Houston all In custody leaving wolf the last Heister standing.
Bain: Its all up to you, but I know you. Your good!
Wolf: *Deranged howling*
“Hey officer where’s the closest bank”
“Right around the corner”
*casually prepares mask:*
You call this resisting arrest we call this a diffuculty tweak
Payday gang: *Critically wounded*
Skull dozer and a cloaker with 20 shields and capt winters: *H E L L O*
Payday gang: 1:00
With how many times I played this heist, I should be sick of this song, but I'm not.
At my funeral I want them to open my casket only to reveal that it is empty then this plays on the loudspeakers
Jesus, man. . . that's fucked up. *Writes that on to do list*
Another one escaped, call the scp foundation.
Dude I crank this up during a heist
The fact that this song isn't on Spotify is a crime
Excactly: Crime.
Where. . .?
It's sort of on spotify but seems to be remixes or other artists rendition of it.
it sounds like I'm dropping a bag of marbles.
yeyeye
My Favorite Soundtrack :D
you bet!
this is a really good song :)
my too
UltratusOmega *PIEP* *PIEP* HELL YEAH
Kosovo is Serbia
@@KrisToast its music.
The sound of a new player choosing overkill difficulty for the first time, “FUCK FUCK FUCK HOLY SHIT IS THAT A JUGGERNAUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“
me: uses akimbo judges
the whole police department: *laughs*
me: *uses armor piercing bullets*
the whole police department: shit
We got Hoxton back
FINALLY I FOUND THIS!
I FINALLY FOUND THE SONG HAHA
I setted it as my ringtone :)
*Unlocked achievement: SONG WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE*
Heister: *Rob the bank*
Cloaker from the sewer:
Imposter: *Kill someone*
That crewmate who station at security room:
Ah....i see you are a man of culture as well.
Indeed
HANN YOU DIRTY FUCKING RAT
Russian badger reference eh?
Cloaker:WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK
/// 💀💀💀💀 /// POLICE GAUNTLET IN PROGRESS /// 💀💀💀💀 ///
/// POLICE ASSAULT /// IN PROGRESS ///
Yolo were getting every bag
You call this resisting arrest!!!!
We call this a
*DIFFICULTY TWEAK!!!!!!*
"I didn't buy a fucking minigun to rob a bank silently"
0:02 this is missing cloaker charge sound effect.
OH FUCK, DOZER!
This is the definition of payday music
When you [ INSERT JOKE ]
You may call this resisting arrest, we call it a difficulty tweak
Why is PD music so fire?! I'm trying to bust a safe, not bust a move!
are you wolf?
i am trying to bust a nut
Guys, the Hoxton, go get it.
Seeing the impostor kill someone on cams and running to the EM button
damn so many russian badger references
Damn the badger references
even though you can jus tpress the report button
@@phantomfelony not on cams
My main man bajur
Bain: Joy Custody-Sokol Custody-Jacket Custody
DallasVS Bulldozer Minigan
God why do I love the parts in music that have specifically 4 notes in quick succession?
me playing destiny 1 taken king and it says "LAST MAN STANDING"
When some guy with a clown mask and a comically large spoon walks into the bank:
Not only are you cooking meth during a police assault, you are learning how to cook meth
When you're drinking 3 am water and you hear a creaking sound:
when the group chat got leaked:
Thanks mate
Theyre groovin'
everything is going well, stupid-ass ai police getting mowed down by iron man and lmgs and then...
*WULULULULULULULU*
Dallas when Wolf is now in police custody: 1:00
Dallas : aaaaahhh i deen a medic bag !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Took years to be able to listen to this again.
Too much grinding.
Hey, Officer, where about is the nearest bank?
Listing on 1.25 speed is like if crack was just a difficulty tweak
The memories
YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK
-Cloaker
Everytime I go into the store, this starts playing
Do you guys know why?
Ah mate i think its your shotgun
I think its your full kevlar, minigun and commando rocket launcher. No.... thats not it, its perfectly normal wallking into a bank to withdraw some money with armor and some very intimating weapons, i do it everyday like that.
Run
Ah i just have a combined tactical armor and a microgun with 2 medic bags for self defense and as soon as i walk into the bank to get some cash this starts playing and a suspicious beep can be heard can someone explain
I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan, I have spent most of my life in a continuous war, it was a normal day 2 weeks ago as I was fighting. Then, the Sudanese fighters played this absolute masterpiece, we then began lower our guns and dance to this lyrical masterpiece. Thank you, sir. For Peace this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song.This video is an exquisite masterpiece, out of every single video I have ever even heard of on the entire platform, this by far has enlightened me to do fly, lose 90 pounds and even become the president of the United States, and I'm going to tell you why this is such a masterpiece as if hearing the creators, no, god of this universes luscious voice. I would like to express my thanks to you. My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honor for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks. Yes, I 100% agree no lie I am 10/10 with you in this statement no question. You are completely absolutely correct and have made no mistake in your sentence whatsoever and I applaud you for that as you have made a thoughtful statement that many agree with and those that disagree are in the minority because your statement has absolutely no faults and thus is completely without a question correct and deserves nothing but agreement. and by the way, super saiyan blue theme is a very powerful, moving song that showcased the capabilities of human emotion. It used groundbreaking technology to create stunning sounds that would mesmerize the listeners. This song is suitable for all ages; whether you're 5 years old, or 50, you should listen to this song. It is inspiring and it showcases the spectrum of human nature and how humans communicate with each other. This song revolutionized the music industry and set the bar high for other songs. In the future historians will look back on this song and regard it as the pinnacle of human achievement. It was a roller-coaster from start to finish, the nail-biting song will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Listeners will find themselves absorbed by the heartwarming tale of a relentless, determined African tribes who didn't let societies standards shape his/her/it's life. I was shocked by how intense and gripping this song was. The plot is rich, unpredictable and touching. This isn't your typical African war song, this song is a war with one's emotions. Tales of africa is a stirring masterpiece that only comes once in a millennium. These thrilling instruments makes it a jaw-dropping performance that properly utilizes the medium. I rate this song 10 African tribes/10 African tribes, and will never listen to it again as every time I get saddened by the the fact that there will never be a song to match this masterpiece.
Ok?
I ain't reading allat
You made a god damn sa
I wish I didn't click read more
I wish I didn't click read more
“I’ll be glad to give the department of justice their bullets back.”
I borrowed the game from a friend and heard this during a heist, took me two days to find this
“Alright ramblers, let’s get rambling!
Grabs M1 grand and points at a cloaker
"Let's dance ass hole"
What size you want ur m1? Small, medium or grand?
@@birdswithhats5433 grand
"Alright, cheers! Thank you."
this song plays in my head when i see someone with changed avatar in roblox
this music is perfect for combat and romantic love making
WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK
ALRIGHT RAMBLERS, LETS GET RAMBLING
*proceeds to steal a pride flag and a furry tail and throws both of them in the trash*
"Well, If it isn't the fucking Payday gang!"
-Hoxton
This is the best
*WOLF IS IN POLICE CUSTODY* - Bain during the trailer
AW, FUCK!
COMBINE RAZORMIND AND THIS SONG SOO GOOD
Officer, whereabouts is the nearest bank?
when you leave behind a gym back somewhere
"Total Destruction in 3 2 Auuugh!"
"BullDozer down!"
Bless to my soul and music to my ears.
When I hear "PayDay 2", this is the first song I'd think of