A combination of both known as the ultimate spear. It had the big stick concept and ultimate sharp rock to toss tied to the end of said ultimate stick.
First Contact will just be two groups of assholes telling each other how much nicer they are than each other, how much better their own military is, etc. Ambassadors are just politicians with extra steps.
First story: I recall a quote from my school days that goes along the lines of: "Cream floats to the top...and so does shit" Where can I sign such a petition? If it does not exist, why not, I mean we can likely do it legally with a referendum vote in some countries. I want the new species to be a 'sub-species' of humanity (sub, as in 'less than'). In my lifetime I think there has only been perhaps two politicians I could consider human, and I'm not completely certain about the second.
I'm contemplating copying the comments about politicians and sending it to the senators representing my state in Congress. Also bcc-ing one to the governor and the state legislature.
I keep on getting that just eat advertisment and if I don't get that I get the ine about selling clothes and it's slowly driving me insane Anyway good video lol
I'd sign that petition for reclassification of politicians
count me in..... they certainly different breed
Yup.
Truth telling politician is my favorite fictional monster.
I would rather reclassy everu single politician as deceased.
Where do I sign?
“Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.” Mark Twain
The second story...did Humanity develop the ultimate 'big stick' to deter potential foes, or the ultimate rock to toss?
Is there a meaningful difference
Yes, both!
A combination of both known as the ultimate spear. It had the big stick concept and ultimate sharp rock to toss tied to the end of said ultimate stick.
Nah, that's just MAD
Yes
I completely agree with the reclassification of the Politicians as a separate Species.
Agree whole-heartedly!
You could get seven bllion votes on that petition just on Earth...
When you consider their activities if they weren't a separate species there would be legions of illegitimate children each.
Do we get hunting licenses?
@@markfergerson2145 closer to 7.9 milliard.
He tried the court-martial a snack cake 😂😂😂
The sentence is.... chomp!
Tasty
Well, sure you have to keep those Snack Cakes in line,
or they start planning a revolution.
First Contact will just be two groups of assholes telling each other how much nicer they are than each other, how much better their own military is, etc. Ambassadors are just politicians with extra steps.
“Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.”
-Ash Williams
That was a succinct and accurate description of politicians.
"It didn't matter to them. They had the gun,"
Ok, where can I sign that petition?
I would like to know that my self. I will sign it.
@@davidhenderson3400 same here
If you find it, let us know. Because, sadly, I can't find it anywhere. 😮💨
@Hawk eye - Fed Suns fan?
@@wilsonriley1856 Since the late '80s :)
"Speak softly and carry a big stick."
I love the the fact that all these stories we are just a confusing band of chaotic apes to rest of galaxy
Author of first story - THANK thee sir once again, i loved it. Looking forward to the next!
ASN picks the very best stories to entertain us.
I'd sign that petition in a heartbeat
I am still wondering how Wagg and the Horse didn't get along. Maybe it was a miscommunication?
Horses can be a bit... amorous, to things similarly sized to themselves. Though it's also possible the horse just got scared and attacked.
I like videos before I watch them. Why? Cause the Almighty Algorithm can't stop me!!! (yet)
This was probably the two best stories I’ve heard so far and that’s saying a lot when I spent probably 100 hours+ on this channel
When humans makes sense you should got out the way.
Or in this case, behind them (via signing the petition)
or go with em
When trolling becomes a good thing.
First story: I recall a quote from my school days that goes along the lines of: "Cream floats to the top...and so does shit"
Where can I sign such a petition? If it does not exist, why not, I mean we can likely do it legally with a referendum vote in some countries. I want the new species to be a 'sub-species' of humanity (sub, as in 'less than'). In my lifetime I think there has only been perhaps two politicians I could consider human, and I'm not completely certain about the second.
I fully agree with the first one, politicians are indeed a species to themselves.
As for the second one, yeah, I can see that, too.
HFY!
Where do I sign the petition?
I approve of the reclassification of politicians
so many people try too do what you are doing...but suck at it hard, keep up the good job
Hmmmm political reclassification might not be a bad idea.
I like it.
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!
Gotta love it when a frustrated rant becomes a story.
Cosmic purple skirted tetras? I got a couple of those too!
where is that petition ? i want to sign it!
Ok how do we start the petition, and to whom do we address it ? I'curious to see how many will sign it!
Thank you for the reading
I'm contemplating copying the comments about politicians and sending it to the senators representing my state in Congress. Also bcc-ing one to the governor and the state legislature.
The only reason I would consider this ship is because my dad served on her.
For those who want to sign the petition, raise a hand in the replies here. ✋⬇️⬇️⬇️✋
I keep on getting that just eat advertisment and if I don't get that I get the ine about selling clothes and it's slowly driving me insane
Anyway good video lol
The first Story toke a long road to say fuck poltitions
killamjaro Halo refrence Nice
Where can I start that petition, or sign
Thanks for the story
Bring back the old intro and outro for the next couple of videos or the nanite swarms will steal your other sock!
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
Omg the first story was hilarious
Konichi waaaarrrghhh
How do I sign the petition?
For the Algorithm11!
O my god love this 2 story
For The Algorithm
4th, 6 March 2023
The real question to be begged is…
Which one of you snack cakes is a dirty coward?!?
For the algorithm