I just gave birth to my first child today and because they are premature, they have to stay in the NICU leaving me in the hospital room alone. I have fallen in love with your guys’ podcast over the past couple months and it is the only thing keeping me company and able to laugh right now. This podcast upload could not have come out at a better time! Thank you ❤️
him saying "her near perfect body" takes me out.. because in what world does a woman wanna hear that her body is close to perfect but not quite there yet, MEN ARE SO FUNNY TO ME.
YOU BROUGHT BACK A MEMORY OMG😭 my mom used lime wire to download music for me and i don’t think she realized it had a snippet of bill Clinton saying “my fellow Americans I did not have sexual relations with that woman” right before Rockstar by Hannah Montana 😂 I was listening to that shit everyday at 7 yrs old
god, are we ever...our ecosystem is so unique, you can't get it anywhere else. whether that's a good thing or a bad thing...depends each and every day!
I used to hookup relatively frequently with other men on craigslist, no weird fetishes, all vanilla stuff, etc., but after the banning they pushed all of the hookups into paid/semi-paid platforms like Grindr, etc. I'm not closeted, but a lot of those guys were. It allowed them a way to explore their sexuality without having to enter the gay world (TM), and it was a good experience for some of them. I think removing this zone really ultimately hurt guys like that because it forces them, like you say, to go make paid profiles on sites with pictures, which they fundamentally don't want to do or aren't ready to do.
When Congress says sex trafficking they just mean sex work in general. Ironically, a lot of the laws passed meant to “prevent sex trafficking” actually make it harder to find and prosecute
omg yes. like the laws about massage parlors. in an effort to stop prostitution and trafficking from happening in massage parlors, a lot of states have laws that they can only be open between 6am and 6pm. this has literally changed nothing. they could just enforce the laws they already have by inspecting the workers and checking them for massage licenses, which none of the women being trafficked are going to have. but they never do, so it just continues to happen during business hours. it’s honestly probably even less efficient than the missed connections system lol.
There was a /reply all episode on that law that was super eye opening. Can't remember the episode name but it went over the bill and they talked to a sex worker about their experiences, the site they used that was shut down because of it, and how their work has changed since. Super good listen.
When Brittany said she misses Tumblr and Sarah was like "it's still up", all I could think of was the Brother Bear meme. "Sometimes I can still hear his voice." 😂
one time my sister took a picture of our goats and listed them on craigslist with her ex boyfriends number and watched as he would frantically post on snap wondering why hundreds of people are contacting him about "his" free goats
@@clatterslam but she literally did? 😭😭 i was in seventh grade at the time and they were MY goats so i was mad because i thought she actually sold them
i’m loving this! Hilarious. When I was in junior high, a long, long time ago, I had a “boyfriend“ who I barely even ever talk to, but he broke up with me so that he could have another girlfriend, who he would surely barely ever talk to you as well. So my friends and I spent all of one afternoon contacting beauty salons and making appointments for somebody named danielle. His name was Daniel, so I’m sure poor 12-year-old Daniel got a ton of Cole’s back confirming his eyebrow waxes, his bikini waxes, his nails and his hair style appointment! But then there was no Internet and using the telephone was just as good.
I read a missed connection once of a guy looking for his best friend who used to touch each other on fishing trips and everything he described, names, eye color, location, everything! Described my brother and his friend who moved away in the military…
No joke, my husband and I met on Craigslist-casual encounters... we were just supposed to be a hookup. We've been together almost 9 years now, and married for 7 c:
@@rebecaromero2957 I feel like they should be on for topics that relate specifically to them. So they can provide personal insight to. Like Trixie and Katya can provide insight about the negative discourse on twitter and Reddit critiquing Drag Queens and saying harmful things about them. And the episode would be about the parts of the internet where there are groups and pages started to just shit on a specific group or person.
I think is what makes these missed connections so absurd is because what truly are the odds that the beautiful woman that you met eyes with at the gas station will be reading through the Craigslist missed connections?? 💀💀 "Ooh that guy was cute let me check Craigslist if he wants to meet up." Like what
18:41 i was in the cookout drive thru one night and this dude in front of me had his instagram on his the back of his truck. i sent him a dm saying “what are u ordering i can’t decide” and he immediately blocked me. ever since then whenever i see someone with their @ on the car, i dm them the stupidest shit i can think of.
OMFG THE BILL CLINTON SPEECH 😂😂😂 I was trying to explain to my bf that every time I went on limewire there was always a version of every song that was “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”
21:30 Lol, the novel "The Grapes of Wrath" literally ends with a woman, who had just had a miscarriage, coming across a starving man and breast feeding him. His stomach can only tolerate milk in his malnourished state, so she offers to do it, since she doesn't have to worry about feeding the baby she lost.
Thank you for saying this, I read this for class and we had an entire discussion about the ending. It ends with Rose of Sharon “looking off mysteriously” she she breast feeds the old dude in the barn. My teacher was like “it symbolizes her fulfilling the role of a mother after the loss of her child” some shit
that book fills me with RAGE bc it has such poignant scenes describing worker exploitation and the harsh realities of the Depression, but it also has scenes like THAT. like rose of sharon’s baby dies and the book goes off the goddamn rails
@@mo-ov8hz I mean yeah it is kind of a crazy scene but it’s also beautiful and tragic, that in such dire and awful times her loss is able to be used for the good of someone else… yeah idk
My partner (bisexual man) is a bit older than me and has described the days of Craigslist Personals as a hub for closeted bi guys to explore their queerness. Like as a direct result of bi erasure, a lot of bi guys still wanted to be able to date women and feared that if they were open about their sexuality they would be deemed undateable /: breaks my heart!!! I'm sure it was also a hub for closeted gay guys as well
if he's so 'queer' why is he dating women younger than him like regular guys. You would expect him to live up to the name but oh no it's only about prostate orgasms
I was a subject for a missed connection a handful of years ago… “looking for the goth chick who had blue dreads at the Rob Zombie concert last week.” I had five friends send it to me and tell me to reach out. I was like yaaaaa imma pass because the guy gave me the creeps and kept trying to give me a drink THAT HE ALREADY HAD IN HIS HAND. I’m actually trans too, so I’m sure that would have gone well to explain.
Was watching this at the gym and full out cackled when the ‘milking’ bit came on. A girl came over to me and asked what I was watching and she started watching too on the machine next to me. I love this podcast and you two so much. 💕
i remember this dude from starbucks that asked me about my day and how the weather was, was one of the most normal interactions but he was just so nice about it. before this i was having such a bad day, like i don’t remember a lot of it but i think i was having a mini fight with a friend and failed some homework, but he just turned my mood around. i hope that dude is having a great life
i recently broke up with my boyfriend of four and a half years and this podcast is the only thing getting me through. thanks for helping me laugh and distract myself so i can sleep. you’re both too funny.
When I was 16 I took a medication and there was a 2% chance of a side effect being lactation and they DIDNT TELL ME. My boyfriend and I were hooking up and milk came out and when I tell you we both LOST our shit. I went to the doctor crying thinking I was somehow pregnant on birth control at 90lbs. We figured it out afterwards and I stopped taking that medication but it was so embarrassing and awful for me 😂
No because I took a huge gulp of my tea at the exact moment Brittany uttered the words “to the beautiful lady who saw me pooping” and I frickin choked 😂
I’ve had two friends on missed connections. One was her personalized plates.. the other one was sleeping in a bush drunk by her house. It was titled “sleeping girl with blue hair” 🤣🤣
I like that Brittany goes off deep into stories almost tangentially. It feels like you are going with her on some of these stories like the Weiner Wheely dog one. It's a shame the format kind of reigns her in.
Typically I can’t focus on podcasts and it takes me like 3 days to listen/watch them but this one I almost never miss and finish listening to them in like 1 sitting ❤️ fucking love them sm
23:44 this is genuinely my biggest fear when drawing portraits of folks- its a constant seesaw of terror of insulting the person the whole time lmaooooooo
what i don't understand is how people are supposed to know they were mentioned on missed connections. like you have to be lucky enough to write about someone who actually looks at the feed, u know??? that's so fascinating to me. we should all be checking constantly to see if we were written about
I met my boyfriend on Craigslist! Not as a missed connection though, I needed a last minute roommate and he replied (clearly the roommate thing escalated to dating quickly lol). But I did have one man reply to my ad who was 50 and I was 21 🤢
no but i really hope they know the woman in trader joe’s story is a copypasta and they just replace the hair color, store, and what they wave in the air to make fun of these creeps because the “clydesdale” thing is in EVERY ONE and it’s SO FUNNY
I was honestly so surprised when Sarah started to wrap it up at the end, this had my attention the whole time! I love the content y’all make and I can’t wait for the next episode!
I live in the Deep South bible belt and the local Missed Connections is mostly people requesting to have their “pipes cleaned” or offering to clean someone’s pipe in a Walmart parking lot. It’s kinda sad honestly how many people see that as the only way to have a samesex interaction.
I once used the Instagram sticker on the back of this guy's truck to vividly describe how much disappointment his mom must feel bc he cut off my friend on the highway lol
I was having a very stressful day and had a lot of anxiety. Decided to watch this and i don't think i've ever laughed harder. Thanks for making me laugh and for making my day better
made the mistake of listening to this while working in a nearly silent office and have never begged god for strength more in my entire life. love this podcast
I made it as a subject in the missed connections page FREQUENTLY bc all these horny gross men would come in and wanna take me out and I’d ignore them or tell them no cause I was 21, and working 4 jobs trying to make rent in the ROOM I rented with a friend lol. And then I’d go to work and my coworkers would come to be and go “OMG BIRDIE YOU MADE IT TO MISSED CONNECTIONS AGAIN, LOOK!” And these men would write about how they “wish they could change my life” n shit lol. So weird.
As a Brit, Brittany your British accent is the most acurate from an American ive ever heard. Finally some one who doesnt think we all talk like were in Oliver Twist 😂
A guy dressed head to toe like a punk rock star told me I had cool hair. He's the only man I've ever considered my missed connection. He was heelying through a Tennessee Kroger lol
I can never listen to a podcast audio only. BUT YOURS CHANGED THAT. I never leave comments on anything. BUT YOUR SHOW CHANGED THAT. This is too good and much needed. PLEASE MAKE MORE.
I'm at the gym right now and just reached the breast milk part and I'm DYING 😭🤣🤣🤣 Edit: IT HAS NOT GOTTEN EASIER TO WORK OUT UNDER THESE CONDITIONS BAHAHA🤣
"god people are so fucking weird" "that's OUR JOKE we just came up with!" 💀💀💀💀 This wrecked me
I love how Brittany ragdolls whenever a joke is too funny
I was just abt to say I love how brittany flails when she laughs lmao
This is it. This is THE comment. Her reaction makes the joke so much better and makes me laugh so much harder 😭
I’ve literally adopted this from her and I’m not mad about it lmao
like same tho HAAHA
@@dizzy4977 FOR REAL
I just gave birth to my first child today and because they are premature, they have to stay in the NICU leaving me in the hospital room alone. I have fallen in love with your guys’ podcast over the past couple months and it is the only thing keeping me company and able to laugh right now. This podcast upload could not have come out at a better time! Thank you ❤️
congrats mama!!! wishing the best for you and your little one
Congratulations on your bebe🚼🖤
so much love to you momma🤍
congratulations ✨🤍
Congratulations on your baby!!! Wishing health, happiness, and love for your family ❤️❤️❤️
The way I didn't even question Brittany going to a Christmas party in March until I remembered that these were filmed in December
i just realised people dont go to christmas parties in march 😭
and she’s literally wearing a christmas hat and i didn’t even think anything of it
@@pelagic133 n kk job no no bbb b b
Do you know why they filmed that far upfront?
The santa hat makes soooo much more sense now LMAO I thought she was just being quirky
sarah in all seriousness: "the existence of casual sex implies that there is formal and black tie sex" LMFAOOO 😂
I LITERALLY read this this SAME time she said it
him saying "her near perfect body" takes me out.. because in what world does a woman wanna hear that her body is close to perfect but not quite there yet, MEN ARE SO FUNNY TO ME.
omg i thought the "horny on main" episode was unhinged, this one was even better. The chaotic episodes are THE. BEST. I love you two.
YESSS😭
YOU BROUGHT BACK A MEMORY OMG😭 my mom used lime wire to download music for me and i don’t think she realized it had a snippet of bill Clinton saying “my fellow Americans I did not have sexual relations with that woman” right before Rockstar by Hannah Montana 😂 I was listening to that shit everyday at 7 yrs old
Unlocked childhood trauma lol
this made me laugh out loud in bed lmao thanks
IM CRYING
Y’all always have me looking like a psychopath when I’m walking to class cause I’m just giggling to myself on the street.
I'm at work barely holding it together 😭 just smiling and breathing heavy like a freak
@@liviwall662 SAAAMMEE
fr my roommate thinks i’m losing it
Im trying so hard to keep it together at work 😭
genuinely sitting in drivers ed about to lose my mind over Brittany saying "donkey clit"
Both of yous on Drew’s podcast were just so funny. Y’all really the best comedic reliefs out here! Thank you
I second this!
Drew who, tell me where to find this.
@@AJFilms14 Drew Afualo’s podcast The Comment Section!
Ky North thanks!!
I’m so excited and grateful to have found female comedians/podcasters.
she said "i miss tumblr" literally as i posted a pic of peter griffin with an esoteric tramp stamp on there girl we r still here 💖
god, are we ever...our ecosystem is so unique, you can't get it anywhere else. whether that's a good thing or a bad thing...depends each and every day!
tumblr is truly in a league of its own. i still love it as a platform all these years later :,)
bro i love tumblr
ESOTERIC TRAMP STAMP
@@max_5330 esoteric tramp stamp sounds like an awesome band name tbh
Sarah said "photos printed" and my pea brain went "bogos binted?"
me too 😃
SAME
I used to hookup relatively frequently with other men on craigslist, no weird fetishes, all vanilla stuff, etc., but after the banning they pushed all of the hookups into paid/semi-paid platforms like Grindr, etc. I'm not closeted, but a lot of those guys were. It allowed them a way to explore their sexuality without having to enter the gay world (TM), and it was a good experience for some of them. I think removing this zone really ultimately hurt guys like that because it forces them, like you say, to go make paid profiles on sites with pictures, which they fundamentally don't want to do or aren't ready to do.
Aww, that's actually really upsetting :c
thank you for providing a safe space to those people 🏳️🌈
When Congress says sex trafficking they just mean sex work in general. Ironically, a lot of the laws passed meant to “prevent sex trafficking” actually make it harder to find and prosecute
omg yes. like the laws about massage parlors. in an effort to stop prostitution and trafficking from happening in massage parlors, a lot of states have laws that they can only be open between 6am and 6pm. this has literally changed nothing. they could just enforce the laws they already have by inspecting the workers and checking them for massage licenses, which none of the women being trafficked are going to have. but they never do, so it just continues to happen during business hours. it’s honestly probably even less efficient than the missed connections system lol.
@@emhahee This is a really well informed comment, thank you so much for sharing ^^
I came to write this too. They don't want proof available that they're frequenting sex workers.
If you think these politicians care about children being trafficked, you're being naive. They're the main ones buying underage "company."
There was a /reply all episode on that law that was super eye opening. Can't remember the episode name but it went over the bill and they talked to a sex worker about their experiences, the site they used that was shut down because of it, and how their work has changed since. Super good listen.
When Brittany said she misses Tumblr and Sarah was like "it's still up", all I could think of was the Brother Bear meme. "Sometimes I can still hear his voice." 😂
“quit telling everyone i’m dead!!” 😂
@@angelita98gaby 🤣
Funnily enough - still a decently used joke on Tumblr.
@@blazelightshine2311 exactly 😉
“people are so WEIRD” “that’s OUR joke that WE just came up with” i’m cryinggggg
That part had me dying!
this podcast is the only thing that keeps me sane
one time my sister took a picture of our goats and listed them on craigslist with her ex boyfriends number and watched as he would frantically post on snap wondering why hundreds of people are contacting him about "his" free goats
No she didn't, that story is ancient lol
@@clatterslam but she literally did? 😭😭 i was in seventh grade at the time and they were MY goats so i was mad because i thought she actually sold them
This was pure genius 😁😂🖤.
that is GENIUS, thanks for the inspo ;)
i’m loving this! Hilarious. When I was in junior high, a long, long time ago, I had a “boyfriend“ who I barely even ever talk to, but he broke up with me so that he could have another girlfriend, who he would surely barely ever talk to you as well. So my friends and I spent all of one afternoon contacting beauty salons and making appointments for somebody named danielle. His name was Daniel, so I’m sure poor 12-year-old Daniel got a ton of Cole’s back confirming his eyebrow waxes, his bikini waxes, his nails and his hair style appointment! But then there was no Internet and using the telephone was just as good.
“one’s a mosquito bite & the other is a big slice of ham” the way I fucking screamed 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The story about the woman farting in the bread aisle TOOK ME TF OUT. OMG WHY WOULD YOU WAVE BAGS OF CIABATTA BREAD
“If you’re purely trying to nourish him, like he’s starving, is it okay to breastfeed a grown person?” ~Sarah Schauer
reminded me of the end of grapes of wrath
I read a missed connection once of a guy looking for his best friend who used to touch each other on fishing trips and everything he described, names, eye color, location, everything! Described my brother and his friend who moved away in the military…
Omg spicy did anything come out of it
You cannot just say something like that and not do a follow up
^^^
PLEASE TELL US WHAT HAPPENED WE NEED TO KNOW
Commenting for the rest of the story
No joke, my husband and I met on Craigslist-casual encounters... we were just supposed to be a hookup. We've been together almost 9 years now, and married for 7 c:
real
omg no way
Same! Married 13 years now!
I would love to see Chris klemens as a guest in this podcast, as Britanny was with his
It would be so chaotic lmao
Trixie also needs to be a guest
Katya and trixie
@@rebecaromero2957 I feel like they should be on for topics that relate specifically to them. So they can provide personal insight to. Like Trixie and Katya can provide insight about the negative discourse on twitter and Reddit critiquing Drag Queens and saying harmful things about them.
And the episode would be about the parts of the internet where there are groups and pages started to just shit on a specific group or person.
likewise, i would LOVE to see sarah be a guest on chris’ podcast
@@rebecaromero2957 War see we
I think is what makes these missed connections so absurd is because what truly are the odds that the beautiful woman that you met eyes with at the gas station will be reading through the Craigslist missed connections?? 💀💀 "Ooh that guy was cute let me check Craigslist if he wants to meet up." Like what
18:41 i was in the cookout drive thru one night and this dude in front of me had his instagram on his the back of his truck. i sent him a dm saying “what are u ordering i can’t decide” and he immediately blocked me. ever since then whenever i see someone with their @ on the car, i dm them the stupidest shit i can think of.
if someone did this to me i’d probably have to marry them
Why would he have his handle there if he didn’t want people finding him 😭
OMFG THE BILL CLINTON SPEECH 😂😂😂 I was trying to explain to my bf that every time I went on limewire there was always a version of every song that was “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”
yous can never stop doing this podcast, just talk about literally everything and ill be insanely happy
21:30 Lol, the novel "The Grapes of Wrath" literally ends with a woman, who had just had a miscarriage, coming across a starving man and breast feeding him. His stomach can only tolerate milk in his malnourished state, so she offers to do it, since she doesn't have to worry about feeding the baby she lost.
so i was just supposed to find out that the end of Grapes of Wrath is that unhinged from a youtube comment huh
and it’s actually very beautiful and sad lmfao
Thank you for saying this, I read this for class and we had an entire discussion about the ending. It ends with Rose of Sharon “looking off mysteriously” she she breast feeds the old dude in the barn. My teacher was like “it symbolizes her fulfilling the role of a mother after the loss of her child” some shit
that book fills me with RAGE bc it has such poignant scenes describing worker exploitation and the harsh realities of the Depression, but it also has scenes like THAT. like rose of sharon’s baby dies and the book goes off the goddamn rails
@@mo-ov8hz I mean yeah it is kind of a crazy scene but it’s also beautiful and tragic, that in such dire and awful times her loss is able to be used for the good of someone else… yeah idk
The way I don’t need to be drunk and wearing boots to fall down a whole set of stairs
I literally forget this podcast exists as soon as i finish watching an episode so every monday i come home to a very pleasant surprise
My partner (bisexual man) is a bit older than me and has described the days of Craigslist Personals as a hub for closeted bi guys to explore their queerness. Like as a direct result of bi erasure, a lot of bi guys still wanted to be able to date women and feared that if they were open about their sexuality they would be deemed undateable /: breaks my heart!!! I'm sure it was also a hub for closeted gay guys as well
if he's so 'queer' why is he dating women younger than him like regular guys. You would expect him to live up to the name but oh no it's only about prostate orgasms
I was a subject for a missed connection a handful of years ago… “looking for the goth chick who had blue dreads at the Rob Zombie concert last week.” I had five friends send it to me and tell me to reach out. I was like yaaaaa imma pass because the guy gave me the creeps and kept trying to give me a drink THAT HE ALREADY HAD IN HIS HAND. I’m actually trans too, so I’m sure that would have gone well to explain.
Was watching this at the gym and full out cackled when the ‘milking’ bit came on. A girl came over to me and asked what I was watching and she started watching too on the machine next to me. I love this podcast and you two so much. 💕
39:35 I love this part about the people that dont exist and Brittany freaking out
"I'd still like to meet up, even if you are a liar who farts like a Clydesdale" I am in honest to God TEARS 💀
This podcast makes me feel like I’m hanging out w my besties. Love y’all
“frumpy smokers lung personified” god dammit i love this podcast so. fucking. much.
I’m in a deep depression rn but this podcast brings me actual joy. Thank you
i remember this dude from starbucks that asked me about my day and how the weather was, was one of the most normal interactions but he was just so nice about it. before this i was having such a bad day, like i don’t remember a lot of it but i think i was having a mini fight with a friend and failed some homework, but he just turned my mood around. i hope that dude is having a great life
i recently broke up with my boyfriend of four and a half years and this podcast is the only thing getting me through. thanks for helping me laugh and distract myself so i can sleep. you’re both too funny.
*Them:* what is it called when you think yourself into lactating?
*Me:* manifest breast-iny
Mani-breasting
When I was 16 I took a medication and there was a 2% chance of a side effect being lactation and they DIDNT TELL ME. My boyfriend and I were hooking up and milk came out and when I tell you we both LOST our shit. I went to the doctor crying thinking I was somehow pregnant on birth control at 90lbs. We figured it out afterwards and I stopped taking that medication but it was so embarrassing and awful for me 😂
LMFAO? THATS HORRIFIC.
OMFG?
@@frostibee3170 i wish this wasn’t a true story
I AM HYSTERIC AND TERRIFIED AND CONFUSED?
sounds like a bonus
Every single one of these missed connections is 100% more believable than anything posted on Linked In
The progression of the the podcast getting longer and longer is giving me life
No because I took a huge gulp of my tea at the exact moment Brittany uttered the words “to the beautiful lady who saw me pooping” and I frickin choked 😂
im doing my makeup while watching this and ive had to redo my eyeliner so many times cause i cant stop laughing
I’ve had two friends on missed connections. One was her personalized plates.. the other one was sleeping in a bush drunk by her house. It was titled “sleeping girl with blue hair” 🤣🤣
I like that Brittany goes off deep into stories almost tangentially. It feels like you are going with her on some of these stories like the Weiner Wheely dog one. It's a shame the format kind of reigns her in.
The “COOLING MY HAM” has me dying even months later lmao lmao lmaoooo thank you
They are truly doing god's work releasing this on monday making this insufferable day a lot funnier 💕
THE SECOND PODCAST SPANDING OVER AN HOUR!! IM SO READY!!
Typically I can’t focus on podcasts and it takes me like 3 days to listen/watch them but this one I almost never miss and finish listening to them in like 1 sitting ❤️ fucking love them sm
My old coworker and I would do “Craigslist Mondays” where we would look at the missed connections and laugh/cringe. I miss him lol
“Although you’re a liar and fart like a Clydesdale” made me laugh for a good 10 minutes long holy christ
Brittany's laugh is so contagious I am scream laughing alone in my house like a psycho
23:44 this is genuinely my biggest fear when drawing portraits of folks- its a constant seesaw of terror of insulting the person the whole time lmaooooooo
what i don't understand is how people are supposed to know they were mentioned on missed connections. like you have to be lucky enough to write about someone who actually looks at the feed, u know??? that's so fascinating to me. we should all be checking constantly to see if we were written about
I met my boyfriend on Craigslist! Not as a missed connection though, I needed a last minute roommate and he replied (clearly the roommate thing escalated to dating quickly lol). But I did have one man reply to my ad who was 50 and I was 21 🤢
i never understand why men over 35 think its ok to talk to women in their 20s but alas
Listened to this with my sleeping infant on my chest. I laughed so much I’m worried about shaken baby syndrome now.
i get such a nasty little grin on my face when i see y’all have uploaded 😈
no but i really hope they know the woman in trader joe’s story is a copypasta and they just replace the hair color, store, and what they wave in the air to make fun of these creeps because the “clydesdale” thing is in EVERY ONE and it’s SO FUNNY
I was honestly so surprised when Sarah started to wrap it up at the end, this had my attention the whole time! I love the content y’all make and I can’t wait for the next episode!
42:20 the most iconic section of this podcast
Sarah is literally describing the hucow kink with the whole "milk me" scenario, and I don't know how to feel about that. 🐄🐮
sarah has me cracking up so hard. she really went off for this episode in particular
I live in the Deep South bible belt and the local Missed Connections is mostly people requesting to have their “pipes cleaned” or offering to clean someone’s pipe in a Walmart parking lot. It’s kinda sad honestly how many people see that as the only way to have a samesex interaction.
I once used the Instagram sticker on the back of this guy's truck to vividly describe how much disappointment his mom must feel bc he cut off my friend on the highway lol
the way men write about women in missed connections is the way people write about any character in a fanfiction
"A mule that went to Claire's" HAHA
“The other one’s a big slice of ham” 🤣🤣 I’m crying. Sarah is ridiculous 🤣
I was having a very stressful day and had a lot of anxiety. Decided to watch this and i don't think i've ever laughed harder. Thanks for making me laugh and for making my day better
That underwear listing had me doing a battle with the volume buttons. 🤣
When Sarah said "yank my drapes down" I liked immediately!
made the mistake of listening to this while working in a nearly silent office and have never begged god for strength more in my entire life. love this podcast
The b&e one is basically just the plot of the first Don’t Breathe.
Brittany: painfully solid
Sarah: pea soup through a sifter😂😂
i watched this part far too many times 💀
Houdini had appendicitis, got punched and went septic. Love Criss Angel too btw😅
every time Criss Angel comes up, I am just reminded again how much of a safe space this is lmao
I’ve never laughed so fucking hard at two roommates talking about the thought of breast milking 😂😂😂😂
PLEASE make an episode about old people facebook. it’s so normal and something we see everyday but at the same time so unhinged and crazy.
I was listening to this at work and when you got to the "fart like a Clydesdale" one I was absolutely struggling not to laugh
This was one of my favorite segments from the Jenna and Julien podcast and I’m so glad you guys are doing it too
i could imagine a modern cinderella where the prince made a missed connection for her
random but you guys should do an ep on the 'man-o-sphere'/ incel online culture, it's super scary but interesting
I made it as a subject in the missed connections page FREQUENTLY bc all these horny gross men would come in and wanna take me out and I’d ignore them or tell them no cause I was 21, and working 4 jobs trying to make rent in the ROOM I rented with a friend lol. And then I’d go to work and my coworkers would come to be and go “OMG BIRDIE YOU MADE IT TO MISSED CONNECTIONS AGAIN, LOOK!” And these men would write about how they “wish they could change my life” n shit lol. So weird.
As a Brit, Brittany your British accent is the most acurate from an American ive ever heard. Finally some one who doesnt think we all talk like were in Oliver Twist 😂
“That was our joke we just made” the way I laughed so loud
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I love that every intro from every episode is different. Giving us variety!
Been checking every 10 minutes to see if y’all uploaded. Thank you for the great content.
You two honestly have become one of the highlights of my week, never ever end this podcast please, the world needs something good in it still
A guy dressed head to toe like a punk rock star told me I had cool hair. He's the only man I've ever considered my missed connection. He was heelying through a Tennessee Kroger lol
I LOVE the way Sarah makes Brittany laugh so hard it makes me so happy :,)
I’m so grateful to be working from home, because I’m literally howling and snort-laughing through this entire episode. Y’all make my week. 😭💀
Felt this one 😂😂
I can never listen to a podcast audio only. BUT YOURS CHANGED THAT.
I never leave comments on anything. BUT YOUR SHOW CHANGED THAT.
This is too good and much needed. PLEASE MAKE MORE.
These podcasts feel like hanging out with your 2 cool older cousins on your screened in porch at 2AM on a summer night 😄
“I’d hate to shoot your cute freckled face” dudeeeeee that one was wildddd oh my god I HOPE these are real and not just jokes lol
I'm at the gym right now and just reached the breast milk part and I'm DYING 😭🤣🤣🤣
Edit: IT HAS NOT GOTTEN EASIER TO WORK OUT UNDER THESE CONDITIONS BAHAHA🤣
i’m just picturing the breakdancing guy dancing like they do on club penguin LMAO
I love how Brittany seems to never be prepared to say the title with Sarah 😂