The tragic part is that John legitimately could have turned the game around with this session's Darkling, despite late-game darklings almost always being a bad idea. If only he didn't tunnel-vision on castles so hard! There's always next time though I guess ^^;
Yeah, John skipped collecting a ton of towns in a desperate futile attempt to beat up Kathy on the other side of the Map, and if John Global Assaulted he could have swept up practically every town by rushing Rico Sr. Like this wasn’t even a “Oh No, the Game cheated against John” scenario, this are mistakes that John enthusiastically chose.
Agreed, he should embrace it. Furry are cool and why he wouldn't want to be associated with it is wild. Anyway When Are You going to be playing SHENMUE 3 AND can we get it before the end of the year please asking for a friend.lol
This is a diversionary tactic in not playing Omikron and Shenmue 3 so he is playing Dokapon because he secretly fancies Kathy and Gabrielle but thinks Steve is so cool so he is "playing" this game is trying to meet his love interest Kathy.
@whoisslade45...... I do agree with you but here is what will happen next time on stream. Hobocrawfish: "I can do this, I can do this, all I have to do is to beat Kathy and win the game. I will win this game and I will beat her, she is nothing but a cheater and evil incarnate" Chat: How are you saying this still after the tenth time Hobocrawfish: "I got this, I mean I'm doing because I'm the final gamer" Me: You are going to lose again because The Final Gamer will always have a plan and defeat you Hobocrawfish and the real final gamer is Kathy. She went to the dark side and was always going to defeat your criminal activities, Gabrielle and Steve are only here to make you suffer for the pain and suffering you did to your friend Woolie, to Shadowheart, Rico Jr, To chat and the girl in fear and hunger.
I had to do a triple take. One of my favorite youtubers is actually playing Dokapon. Something soooo niche and a hidden gem :") I honestly only ever played the PS1 one back in the day with my brother. In JP without understanding shit. And man was it the most fun we've had even to this day ^^ In fact that game and Xenogears are the only game CDs that survived the test of time with us haha. IDK if PS1 Dokapon is something you're willing to play, but if you didn't already, I'd love to see you stream it : ) I'll catch up to this playthrough later. And keep it up ^^
Johnkler: "I got the ability to kill Kathy and ruin her day RIGHT NOW! Nah, better waste my entire time running across the map instead, what could possibly go wrong?"
DokaJohn isn't a thing and stop making DokaJohn a thing because you will be losing to Kathy and Steve and Gabrielle in Dokapon Kingdom Also I just realised that he will be saying this after the tenth time 24:46 why did he trying to ignore the fact that 25:15 he lying about that girl in fear and hunger. Why did he saying about not killing a girl in a video game and yet he tapped out to a girl IRL. I know the reason why but I am finally going to draw it ASAP Edit: 2:18:47 The Johnker, really, The Johnker.....So you are copying from Kathy hair and now you are copying popular comic books antagonist The Joker.....wow next you are going to copy Carnage or Dio, or Farmer with a shotgun or AEW Jobber. When will ya just be yourself and be the The Fallen Gamer that the stream like about u. Unless we could just talk about that little girl in the dungeon or that one time you tap out to a little human.
In my restless dreams, I see that game. Dokapon Kingdom. John promised he'd beat Kathy someday. But he never did.
Local man heard declaring “I got one more in me” did not, in fact, have one more in him
7:58 stream starts
Today's the day John's gonna kick that football, I know it. Surely Kathy won't pull it away this time, just can't happen.
@KenPurchase We can only hope so, it would be funny if she did it because she was distracted by Gabrielle for no particular reason LoL
Jon: God, why do bad things keep happening to me?
God: Sorry, I only answer prayers from Kathy.
The tragic part is that John legitimately could have turned the game around with this session's Darkling, despite late-game darklings almost always being a bad idea. If only he didn't tunnel-vision on castles so hard! There's always next time though I guess ^^;
Yeah, John skipped collecting a ton of towns in a desperate futile attempt to beat up Kathy on the other side of the Map, and if John Global Assaulted he could have swept up practically every town by rushing Rico Sr. Like this wasn’t even a “Oh No, the Game cheated against John” scenario, this are mistakes that John enthusiastically chose.
@@InquisitorThomasit's true but remember he is THE FALLEN GAMER and he NEVER HAS A PLAN. LOLOL
Not John stepping on rakes left and right this entire video.
1:04:32 - It's Kathy time 🥳
God save our queen
The way my heart sank when Johnker went away assuming he'd still have one more day...
"Vegeta has never beaten Yajirobe is CRAZY"
Jon ain’t never beating the furry allegations. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH FURRIES JON
Agreed, he should embrace it. Furry are cool and why he wouldn't want to be associated with it is wild. Anyway When Are You going to be playing SHENMUE 3 AND can we get it before the end of the year please asking for a friend.lol
Glutton for punishment I see
This is a diversionary tactic in not playing Omikron and Shenmue 3 so he is playing Dokapon because he secretly fancies Kathy and Gabrielle but thinks Steve is so cool so he is "playing" this game is trying to meet his love interest Kathy.
Jon is not-so-secretly a masochist
@whoisslade45...... I do agree with you but here is what will happen next time on stream.
Hobocrawfish: "I can do this, I can do this, all I have to do is to beat Kathy and win the game. I will win this game and I will beat her, she is nothing but a cheater and evil incarnate"
Chat: How are you saying this still after the tenth time
Hobocrawfish: "I got this, I mean I'm doing because I'm the final gamer"
Me: You are going to lose again because The Final Gamer will always have a plan and defeat you Hobocrawfish and the real final gamer is Kathy. She went to the dark side and was always going to defeat your criminal activities, Gabrielle and Steve are only here to make you suffer for the pain and suffering you did to your friend Woolie, to Shadowheart, Rico Jr, To chat and the girl in fear and hunger.
I had to do a triple take. One of my favorite youtubers is actually playing Dokapon. Something soooo niche and a hidden gem :") I honestly only ever played the PS1 one back in the day with my brother. In JP without understanding shit. And man was it the most fun we've had even to this day ^^ In fact that game and Xenogears are the only game CDs that survived the test of time with us haha. IDK if PS1 Dokapon is something you're willing to play, but if you didn't already, I'd love to see you stream it : ) I'll catch up to this playthrough later. And keep it up ^^
"Maybe death is a good option" - me whenever I experience mild inconvenience
The Johnkler arc is here!
Aaaand it's over before anything meaningful happens.
Johnkler: "I got the ability to kill Kathy and ruin her day RIGHT NOW! Nah, better waste my entire time running across the map instead, what could possibly go wrong?"
Please John, stop hurting yourself.
It’s too late he’s already dead
I agree this is just too much pain and suffering that you don't have to do to yourself. Please just play Shenmue 3 and no one will be upset with you
Have you asked/would you ask Connor or Sydney to voice act for Eyepatch Wolves?
Frankie is Kim, Kathy AND STEVE!? Awesome!!!
He can block items while darkling, dunno if he knew that.
I think everyone liked jonka 2 electric boogaloo more than the johnker
The sheer despondency at the end….
Anyone know where Axl Steel's art account is? Googling is very unhelpful. :(
glad the Smoke House is back!!!
I felt that 5
Nice vid
LFGGGGG
haha. lol, even.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
DokaJohn isn't a thing and stop making DokaJohn a thing because you will be losing to Kathy and Steve and Gabrielle in Dokapon Kingdom
Also I just realised that he will be saying this after the tenth time
24:46 why did he trying to ignore the fact that 25:15 he lying about that girl in fear and hunger. Why did he saying about not killing a girl in a video game and yet he tapped out to a girl IRL. I know the reason why but I am finally going to draw it ASAP
Edit: 2:18:47 The Johnker, really, The Johnker.....So you are copying from Kathy hair and now you are copying popular comic books antagonist The Joker.....wow next you are going to copy Carnage or Dio, or Farmer with a shotgun or AEW Jobber. When will ya just be yourself and be the The Fallen Gamer that the stream like about u. Unless we could just talk about that little girl in the dungeon or that one time you tap out to a little human.