Actually It's was 14,000,000,605 and someone told him before fighting Steve that his time in Dokapon Kingdom will happen again in January once again because he has forgotten to go to therapy than not playing SHENMUE 3
Also letting people know that Steve is the best boy in Dokapon, besides remember when he was disappointed that he lost to Steve and now Steve did something that John couldn't do, defeat the final boss.
As a proud Kathylic, not only did this stream really show us how vigilantly John performed in the previous run, it gave Gabby the recognition that she deserves.
It's because he is Hobocrawfish and the future doesn't like CHEATER Name S*per Ey*p*t*h W*lf beside I don't think he didn't even have a birthday in his life ever
okay, but how perfect would it be if John and Woolie play with at least 1 AI that just so happens to look like and be named "Kathy" only to absolutely stomp both of them? Love to see it, praise be to Katholicism
It's not like I thought John had any chance to win (and even if he did he would still find a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory) but I at least expected him to last a little bit longer. Still impressive he managed to finish 4th 5 times though, that's something.
John's greatest mistake was believing that only he was aware of the divergent timelines, but each time he reversed time, Kathy, Gabby, and Steve also gradually became aware of what was happening
I had a dream. Under the fool moon, I was a child embraced by a nostalgic friendship era. But when I wake from the dream, only a vague sense of longing remains… that too, will soon disappear… with a single tear... like morning dew...,
Past John: "The future has not been written. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves." Present John: "It all returns to nothing It all comes tumbling down Tumbling down, tumbling down It all returns to nothing I just keep letting me down Letting me down, letting me down"
The Thumbnail truly summarizes the essence of ✨THE FINAL GAMER✨ Edit: The thumbnail has been changed, it used to be John on the floor contemplating his life choices.
Sad thing is that Steve was the one to defeat Rico, Steve was understanding the timeline loop and figuring out that Hobocrawfish hates him so he decided to change his destiny by defeating Rico because John sux at Mario Party LoL
I'd put on this stream to fall asleep to and I woke up to John laying on the floor with the "tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down" song playing. That was a good nap.
"I have checked a couple million of different timelines for the outcome of Dokajon Kingdom" John: How many do I win? "uhh...I'm going to keep checking."
the series of events for Gabrielle to beat Kathy were wild -John focused Kathy this entire run and closed the distance between her and the other characters -Steve attacked the final boss -John used 'come here' to pull Steve away from the boss, but ended up bringing Gabrielle to the boss -Steve brought the final boss one blow away from defeat -Gabrielle struck the boss, stealing the glory away from Steve, dooming John's run and defeating Kathy by taking first place
When he first lost to Kathy, I figured there is no way he was going to win because he was in a losing battle against reality. He should of got a save from the very beginning and changed that timeline instead. But anyway we all knew that "He can't hide from destiny" Edo /Aster Phoenix
Seeing this thumbnail live, hovering over it and thinking the stream was broke, and hopping on for the last 5 minutes of the stream to see no, he was very much a broken man on the ground might be my favorite streaming memory of all time across all streamers.
I have never seen a more defeated man suck so much Copium and spout so many Johns as this man. At this point I cant tell if he's still playing it up for the camera or he really is a broken man who will become an addict to proving he's "The Final Gamer".
Aww damn I missed it. Anyway, I got a vod. The name of the vod said "Dokathon." That's ridiculous, couldn't possibly be true... That's what I keep telling myself... The Fallen Gamer lost Dokapon months ago. So then why am I watching this? Could he really win? Is he really gonna change the course of history?
Don't worry John. There's always tomorrow, and the day after. Train, gird your soul and prepare to take on Woolie. Steve, Gabrielle, Kathy… they'll always be in your heart and at your back. After all, what's past is prologue… TO THE DOKAPON CAGE MATCH OF THE CENTURY.
Got a proposal. 5 more chances to win. If you win, Shenmue 3 on normal. If you lose, Shenmue 3 on a fan made ultra hard mode. What is your choice? I want to see your pain.
Well this did not end like i thought it would....I expected John getting totally defeated but...not like this?? Shoutout to Arianne Schreiber for being featured in this good video.
So, Jon. Four (4) endings later, we're back here. Gabrielle remains, subordinate to the love that doomed her, but in another time, with a brilliant fate where she could overcome even this. Steve remains, no longer bound to your teachings and ultimately, victorious where you weren't. And Kathy, well, do I even need to say anything? And I am still lost. Confused. Still wondering. What was it all for? Was this just a long penitence for something? Was this just some kind of masochistic display? I just don't understand. And it seems you don't either. In any case, The Century of Kathy is already here. A golden age for heroes, prosper, beautiful. And we must all leave behind the horrors of war. The past must stay in the past, forevermore. Jon, under the sun, your birthday shan't be remembered. Looking forward to Shenmue 3! Also, 2:17:45 Hell is the possibility of sanity, after all.
"I've seen 14,000,605 futures."
"And in how many do we win?"
"Lol. Lmao."
XD even
Actually It's was 14,000,000,605 and someone told him before fighting Steve that his time in Dokapon Kingdom will happen again in January once again because he has forgotten to go to therapy than not playing SHENMUE 3
John, take responsibility. Our worst runs don't make us losers.
"I hope this hurt"
-Wolly
Our best runs don't necessarily make us winners either
Ooooooooooffffffffff
2:12:33 I disagree
Wait a minute! Hold on! If all of that is true, why are you so concerned with *HER* ?
Can’t believe John TH-cam-d his way into achieving his true dream: being a wildly successful and entertaining heel
Also letting people know that Steve is the best boy in Dokapon, besides remember when he was disappointed that he lost to Steve and now Steve did something that John couldn't do, defeat the final boss.
One must imagine John happy
I am _trying_ to imagine. I'm definitely trying. 😔
2:13:52 LMAOOOO THE MUSIC GOT MUTED
As a proud Kathylic, not only did this stream really show us how vigilantly John performed in the previous run, it gave Gabby the recognition that she deserves.
The future refuses to change!
It's because he is Hobocrawfish and the future doesn't like CHEATER Name S*per Ey*p*t*h W*lf beside I don't think he didn't even have a birthday in his life ever
okay, but how perfect would it be if John and Woolie play with at least 1 AI that just so happens to look like and be named "Kathy" only to absolutely stomp both of them? Love to see it, praise be to Katholicism
Oh no. Something terrible happened here.
This is the story of a man who's desperate strugglea lead him down a spiral of madness.
Call him the final gamer the way he always comes in last
More like The Fallen Gamer
It's not like I thought John had any chance to win (and even if he did he would still find a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory) but I at least expected him to last a little bit longer. Still impressive he managed to finish 4th 5 times though, that's something.
9:39 Stream Start
23:50 Planet Fan Art
43:54 It Begins...
1:15:28 … It ends.
1:29:42 It begins... again...
1:55:30 It ends... again...
Honestly the ongoing gag of John pretending he can win has been a fun ride. Truly an amazing jokathon
Well come magfest John and Woolie will settle this in an event I would call, AEW MAGFest Dokapon Kingdom Connect in The Tokyo Dome LoL
John's greatest mistake was believing that only he was aware of the divergent timelines, but each time he reversed time, Kathy, Gabby, and Steve also gradually became aware of what was happening
They all awakened their Stands power to counter the Super Villain Hobocrawfish and his evil tackle of taking over the Dokapon Kingdom.
I had a dream. Under the fool moon, I was a child embraced by a nostalgic friendship era. But when I wake from the dream, only a vague sense of longing remains… that too, will soon disappear… with a single tear... like morning dew...,
Past John: "The future has not been written. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves."
Present John: "It all returns to nothing
It all comes tumbling down
Tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing
I just keep letting me down
Letting me down, letting me down"
Always enjoy a happy little reference to End of Eva.
If only John used his time travel power to not miss a fighting game tournament then all of this would not have happened.
The Thumbnail truly summarizes the essence of ✨THE FINAL GAMER✨
Edit: The thumbnail has been changed, it used to be John on the floor contemplating his life choices.
2:12:26 The Joever gamer 💀
I can't believe they changed the thumbnail
Gabby was the only other one aware it was a time loop other then John
Gabby masterminded the entire Bites The Dust arc from the outset. It was always her plan, and John was just playing it out
Most beautiful L there is, no matter how many times you turn back time. Pure cinema.
Sad thing is that Steve was the one to defeat Rico, Steve was understanding the timeline loop and figuring out that Hobocrawfish hates him so he decided to change his destiny by defeating Rico because John sux at Mario Party LoL
The friendship era gutted by old wounds. 😭
Gutted by a staggering amount of bad decisions on John’s part
I'd put on this stream to fall asleep to and I woke up to John laying on the floor with the "tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down" song playing. That was a good nap.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN...
"I have checked a couple million of different timelines for the outcome of Dokajon Kingdom"
John: How many do I win?
"uhh...I'm going to keep checking."
So Is it Shenmue time yet?
At this point it'd hurt less
Tumbling down, tumbling down
The final gamer always wins and gets the girl that she wanted because she never went to the dark side or die a lot
the series of events for Gabrielle to beat Kathy were wild
-John focused Kathy this entire run and closed the distance between her and the other characters
-Steve attacked the final boss
-John used 'come here' to pull Steve away from the boss, but ended up bringing Gabrielle to the boss
-Steve brought the final boss one blow away from defeat
-Gabrielle struck the boss, stealing the glory away from Steve, dooming John's run and defeating Kathy by taking first place
She was the only other one who could see John was resetting the loop. She bided her moment and struck when she could change the timeline
Yeah, john I told you it was a predetermined
When he first lost to Kathy, I figured there is no way he was going to win because he was in a losing battle against reality. He should of got a save from the very beginning and changed that timeline instead. But anyway we all knew that "He can't hide from destiny" Edo /Aster Phoenix
Credit to John, he finally accepted the inevitable and I'd say he took it pretty well.
The Final Place Gamer.
"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?!"-The Final Gamer in last place x 4😏
I am so happy to have watched all of this live this morning. 💚
Seeing this thumbnail live, hovering over it and thinking the stream was broke, and hopping on for the last 5 minutes of the stream to see no, he was very much a broken man on the ground might be my favorite streaming memory of all time across all streamers.
Coming This January......it's the biggest event in 2025......AEW Magfest Dynasty 2025
Impending doom approaches.
Man I was really looking forward to the Woolie-John Dokapon game. I'm gonna miss out on so much good stuff by not going to MagFest!
I have never seen a more defeated man suck so much Copium and spout so many Johns as this man.
At this point I cant tell if he's still playing it up for the camera or he really is a broken man who will become an addict to proving he's "The Final Gamer".
It says a lot that even at his absolute best chance he would have only gotten third.
me, oh this is going
Oh.......it's 2 hours
This must've gone well for john right :)
There's probably at least 1 john in his audience, yes.
All is as it should be.
The sinking feeling of opening youtube and seeing the 2 hour vod
God that ending
Well it was a predictable ending because he is Hobocrawfish and he always lose besides he is just a NPC Eyepatch Crawfish LoL
Aww damn I missed it. Anyway, I got a vod. The name of the vod said "Dokathon." That's ridiculous, couldn't possibly be true... That's what I keep telling myself... The Fallen Gamer lost Dokapon months ago. So then why am I watching this? Could he really win? Is he really gonna change the course of history?
He did not...
Jonker lives beyond any society
Don't worry John. There's always tomorrow, and the day after. Train, gird your soul and prepare to take on Woolie. Steve, Gabrielle, Kathy… they'll always be in your heart and at your back. After all, what's past is prologue…
TO THE DOKAPON CAGE MATCH OF THE CENTURY.
KATHY SWEEP! KATHY SWEEP!
2:07:56 GOAT MENTION 🗣️🔥🔥
Sniping the final boss from Steve was so funny.
That thumbnail tells a tragic story 💀
Idea: what if we all take up boxing and collectively fight Jake Paul?
Is there a word for less than pathetic?
Super eyepatch wolf
I feel like we need a video essay about Dokapon, but it can't be made until John wins.
"This is all Woolie's fault"
someone get Jon some mouthwash bc he needs a lesson on responsibility
Got a proposal. 5 more chances to win. If you win, Shenmue 3 on normal. If you lose, Shenmue 3 on a fan made ultra hard mode. What is your choice? I want to see your pain.
Guys I think the most important thing to remember here is that John is a good person
Eggman voice IM BACK IN THE FUClNG BUILDING AGAIN
It's only 2 hours???? WHAT HAPPENED
John was defeated by his greatest enemy: Himself.
Friendship era arc OVER, DARK TRAINING ARC begins now
kathy was training him too beat woolie this whole time
John: I am the LAST thing that will occur in this game
Oh he'll be last alright
Well this did not end like i thought it would....I expected John getting totally defeated but...not like this??
Shoutout to Arianne Schreiber for being featured in this good video.
Wait, was the music copyright struck?
It just makes the scene funnier
So, Jon.
Four (4) endings later, we're back here.
Gabrielle remains, subordinate to the love that doomed her, but in another time, with a brilliant fate where she could overcome even this.
Steve remains, no longer bound to your teachings and ultimately, victorious where you weren't.
And Kathy, well, do I even need to say anything?
And I am still lost. Confused. Still wondering. What was it all for?
Was this just a long penitence for something? Was this just some kind of masochistic display?
I just don't understand. And it seems you don't either.
In any case, The Century of Kathy is already here. A golden age for heroes, prosper, beautiful.
And we must all leave behind the horrors of war. The past must stay in the past, forevermore.
Jon, under the sun, your birthday shan't be remembered.
Looking forward to Shenmue 3!
Also, 2:17:45 Hell is the possibility of sanity, after all.
RIP any headphone user who turned up the volume because the intro bit was quiet. John's welcome isnt.
TRAINING ARC! TRAINING ARC!
1:53:45
i mean what a perfect finale to the dokajon alternate timeline failure cascade
This is one of those really sad and depressing animes.
Woolie should feel bad. How could he do this to the FINAL GAMER.
2:11:43 The Lowest point of Jhons life 💀
There was a gamer here
He's gone now
(sees video length) well that doesn't bode well
I can tell by the length of the video things did not end well
Steve gaming
I hate the style of music that's like the pre stream part, but why do I like this one so much?!
So many times you could have won …..
Woolie always wins.