Why Do This? An Unhelpful James Hoffmann Summary

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ส.ค. 2024
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    Not James Hoffmann, just a summary of his video.

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  • @jayhom5385
    @jayhom5385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Anyone else think there should be a montage of Hames saying, "no"?

    • @IntelegentFool
      @IntelegentFool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *Cut to James* "No"

    • @brianhawthorne7603
      @brianhawthorne7603 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ask and you shall receive: th-cam.com/users/shortsfy1GQw0dEkI?feature=share

    • @jayhom5385
      @jayhom5385 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brianhawthorne7603 many thanks👍👍

    • @Fillduck
      @Fillduck ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Holy shit it happened 😂

  • @mommachupacabra
    @mommachupacabra ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "...for legal reasons, how it got here is a mystery." I'm waiting for the moment I can unironically say that phrase in common conversation.

  • @Bubreherro
    @Bubreherro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    The juxtaposition between alluding to winding down and the most aggressive lighting of a candle ever…

  • @tlniec
    @tlniec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    1. These are a fun diversion in between video releases from James
    2. The profile pic with the mustache is quite amusing
    3. Bripe lighter conquers any candle that gets in its way

    • @Zraknul
      @Zraknul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i do love how he keeps finding a way to bring the bripe back.

  • @JoelRosenfeld
    @JoelRosenfeld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Funny enough these summaries are how I found out about James Hoffman. I like the summaries nearly as much as the originals

  • @thecatofnineswords
    @thecatofnineswords ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "'It's time ... for me to suffer."
    the next tag line for all of James'videos.

  • @Alternboy
    @Alternboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Coffee in beer can be absolutely glorious. Its fairly common in stouts, but I've had a coffee IPA from Stone brewing that was a revelation.

  • @Lady-Lilith
    @Lady-Lilith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The captions really are a fantastic addition to an already fantastic edit.

  • @helvettefaensatan
    @helvettefaensatan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I love the energy in the end: a little bit wine, a little bit Jameson, quite a lot of Guinness, and probably more caffeine that expected.
    You can see that he's snapped and decided to go home or to the pub.

  • @artiestreet4105
    @artiestreet4105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i have never seen the OG video, and the shower cut took me by surprise. that was a lot funnier than it should've been. Wet Hoff.

  • @MichaelQuisao
    @MichaelQuisao 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:20 video released on 4.20 👏👏👏
    Stellar editing job. That was a delightful recut of an excellent episode.

  • @Thermalions
    @Thermalions ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Far too helpful this summary. Thankfully the real unhelpful ones just keep getting better and better.

  • @hoilst
    @hoilst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "That's a journey."
    - *James Hoffman, 2022*

  • @notatoad
    @notatoad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    if you're watching these videos with the subtitles turned off, you're missing out

  • @Sibula
    @Sibula ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was such a helpful summary I forgot which channel this was from

  • @K26650
    @K26650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Coffee infused wine is pretty much a middle class version of buckfast

  • @mikes8277
    @mikes8277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    In the book Fast Food Nation by Schlosser there's a chapter on where all commercial foods scents come from. Quite scary.

  • @TheGlitchyCorgi
    @TheGlitchyCorgi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    James, I think I speak for everyone when I say we would love to watch you do a video on the origin of coffee flavor. Aaaand then on how create/extract at home; possibly with the use of gratuitous amounts of lab equipment.

    • @djentlover
      @djentlover 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      His name is Hames

    • @ooooneeee
      @ooooneeee ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah he could collab with NileRed or Cody or Adam Rugosa for the extraction.

  • @Vitz3001
    @Vitz3001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I lost it at the shampoo cutaway

  • @oldvlognewtricks
    @oldvlognewtricks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This video has an impish antic energy I wasn’t expecting and thoroughly enjoyed!

  • @electronblue8334
    @electronblue8334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Caffeine has been used in shampoo for decades. But I've never seen a shampoo advertise coffee aroma before. Clearly an acquired taste! (I just clicked on a study about caffeine's effect on hair loss that stated one can find "concentrations of up to 30 mg/ml" in cosmetic products. Btw: caffeine applied topically seems to actually help against alopecia - no word on coffee being applied to the skin)

  • @janondruska6775
    @janondruska6775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I truly love your effort. and mostly sense of humor! big fan, big smile!

  • @vitamenecavit
    @vitamenecavit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is a long one!
    I think I prefer the condensed power and hillarity of the shorter ones, but this one is a bit hard to reduce even more, I get that.
    Thank you :D

  • @Slater6377
    @Slater6377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Coffee stout's are becoming a more and more popular craft beer flavor. One of my local breweries sources the coffee beans from a local roaster. Combined with munic and "chocolate" malt's it is very good.

  • @matiasbadino2925
    @matiasbadino2925 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've never watched James Hoffmann, only Hames Joffmann

  • @rfdc
    @rfdc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:28 I was NOT expecting that xD

  • @PovlKvols
    @PovlKvols 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for doing this, so that I don't have to! 👍😁

  • @sirionyates8010
    @sirionyates8010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another great video. I love it

  • @MrSindriSvan
    @MrSindriSvan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hames - You are missed!

  • @sophieriddell8515
    @sophieriddell8515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I worried for him when he looked like he was gonna drink whisky from the bottle…

  • @douglasmaclean5836
    @douglasmaclean5836 ปีที่แล้ว

    a tea-swilling brit, born & raised on tea, ... tea, tea, tea... day after day .. just relishing the word "coffee" ... coffee coffee coffee... lmao.

  • @christianchandra6924
    @christianchandra6924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I am completely mislead with whoever it is decided to put Hames Joffman as your new Channel!
    Especialy, Unhelpful series that is!

  • @Subbestionix
    @Subbestionix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pure madness
    Love it

  • @CaveyMoth
    @CaveyMoth ปีที่แล้ว

    1:42 Aw, no "Why am I eating them still"?

  • @matthew_ferguson
    @matthew_ferguson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alternative alternative title: Existential Crisis With James

  • @species5022
    @species5022 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thuis is such a great channel!

  • @toofpastetool
    @toofpastetool 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really do find most of these to be really helpful

  • @tessoy
    @tessoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hames joffman!

  • @edgarpoureshagh6023
    @edgarpoureshagh6023 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the queen majesty hot sauce is delicious. I've bought it two or three times and I typically like change... I agree with the others though.

  • @dukecatfishjunior6291
    @dukecatfishjunior6291 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is a helpful summary >:c
    great video tho.

  • @Jopehaful
    @Jopehaful ปีที่แล้ว

    Too helpful

  • @mukkaar
    @mukkaar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    There's few things coffee is perfect for desserts, candy, ice cream and stuff like that.

  • @smallpants
    @smallpants 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    He literally laughs at his own words like it wasn't him that said it.

  • @philw4625
    @philw4625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Closed caption failure at around 3:31- Im not sure it thinks you are chewing 'gum' to get fresh breath.......

  • @rfdc
    @rfdc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    There's a Colombian beer company making stout beer type I infused with coffee flavor. it is very subtle. it is Delicious!

    • @jeremyroenick2202
      @jeremyroenick2202 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty much every brewery at some point makes coffee stouts

  • @annathy
    @annathy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Only James would use a "flame thrower" to light a candle.
    Were are the caffeine infused under eye serum?

  • @shawnsg
    @shawnsg ปีที่แล้ว

    Start of the video sped up then snow the video as it goes to watch him get more and more drunk.

  • @conork6743
    @conork6743 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did an extra can of Guinness get photoshopped in?

  • @ikengrow
    @ikengrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'mcurious if you can see when people like your videos... if so, i bet the shower seen "No!" Wins

  • @GregPolkinghorne
    @GregPolkinghorne 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did he light the candle his Bripe lighter?

  • @megannason3649
    @megannason3649 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why does he have his glasses on in the shower 😂🤦‍♀️

  • @shrimppasta5544
    @shrimppasta5544 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just realized it was 420 lmao

  • @AJ-gj8zx
    @AJ-gj8zx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hello do you have Hames Joffmann merchandise or tshirt

  • @joelcoool
    @joelcoool 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's never sounded cooler than when he spoke with gum in his mouth at 3:41

  • @NRO416
    @NRO416 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please do HotOnes

  • @michaelsingh843
    @michaelsingh843 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🥴 bet that chickpeas starting to taste good😁

  • @mattgardner2427
    @mattgardner2427 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamesvieira4053
    @jamesvieira4053 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ummm so we notice the date this was released and the length of the video?

    • @isidiazj
      @isidiazj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good one

  • @jimm4867
    @jimm4867 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    lmao

  • @BeingHumanProductions
    @BeingHumanProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this a reupload?

  • @WIImotionmasher
    @WIImotionmasher ปีที่แล้ว

    It's fruity