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Pat: "I asked her what hardcore meant, and she only knew it in the context of pornography."
Matt: "She would."
He got some good hits in. I miss him.
you actually had something more to say than just "Like." today. how fun.
Pat's weight loss has somehow de-aged him a decade despite his baldness and he looks good tbh
he still has the soul of a boomer
@@Dante45p BOOMER SOULS
Zaddy Pat
Weight loss works that way, Pat looks good for his age. I was 220lbs last year and I looked like a man almost 40, now I'm 185lbs I still look like a man almost 40.
@@spacedog12345 On a journey to find and touch the thermostat.
Pat’s “Don’t say God” is immaculate.
Pats explanation of his early misconception of how babies are born made me laugh really hard. 😆 🤣
Pat "Chest Burster" Boivan
I died a little bit when Woolie casually replied to Pat's "silly lie you were told" with "going to Grenada for 2 weeks" like oof, right in the balls.
It's kind of trippy that they do a literal Vinesauce bit about muppets becoming influencers, and then Pat caps it off by making a Vinesauce reference.
Also, on the topic of childish misconceptions, I was told as a kid that "girls don't have a Peepee", and the i just assumed that girls didn't urinate. I mean, how could they without the body part that I use to pee? I was not told at the time that they had something else instead.
When I was little babby Kap playing Halo 3 (around age 8 or 9 iirc) I asked my dad what "I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." (A quote Sgt. Johnson and Stacker say throughout the games) meant. He proceeded to burst out laughing and asked where I learned that joke from. I said Halo 3 and he simply said the game taught me well and didn't explain what was so funny.
I hope now being older and wiser why that's so funny
@@neloverg3774 It IS pretty funny now, especially for Johnson to yell in a gunfight for no reason
That line is a classic
I literally JUST got the joke. Omg no wonder your dad laughed so hard.
I STILL don't get it
One of my first and only exposures to the term c-section was the Rugrats movie when they had that woman give birth underwater with a doctor in a diving suit. When I mentioned this later in life my mother laughed at me. And then called my grandmother to laugh at me.
That hospital was so cool tho
Vinny also separately came up with "Muppet Influencers" as a bit, some time ago. The fact this idea would come up, through various people, sort of would imply it to be a "natural" progression.
“Cookie Monster needs to be doing LA Beast style food challenges”
Pat you say that like people wouldn’t eat that up
IT'S HARDCORE TO THE MEGA
YEAAAAAAH
INTERNALLY COHERENT
"I was told I was going to Grenada for two weeks" Oh no, he got hit with the "extended vacation." I still can't believe our African and Caribbean cousins do that.
ELI5?
Man the lack of muppet content in this day and age is a huge missed opportunity.
Jim Henson film company is being run by his daughter. Besides the Muppet movies she's also been working on the Dark Crystal TV show which has been pretty good.
Vtubers are basically muppets
Woolie describing his childhood expierence about Muppets absolutely described my own childhood experience and he's like 8 years older than me.
"9 is crazy old for that conversation!" Oh Woolie, I thought you came from a religious background? I wasn't explicitly told how that worked until I was 13! Discussions about "how baby work" were basically "I dunno, that's a girl problem. and the belly I guess?"
But how do adults keep the teenager's mouths shut?
@@kricku by keeping them around equally uninformed teenagers... and asking them to engage in practices that reduce their ability to make freind groups out of the church
@@thatcynicalbastard6636 sounds like a cult. Or China.
Normally, kids go to school.
And if teenagers love god more than for example beer then yeah. Cult in all but name, i guess.
My money's on it being b/c the younger Lil Woolz is in the know, the sooner they can pass on the GUILT. Instill the fear of the EVILS OF PREMARITAL SEX!
I never has the conversation, I was raised by a local educational tv channel, taught me more that my parents or school every did.
Pats mom failed the composure skill check
When I was 11, I was reading a gothic horror anthology, and a word I'd never heard popped up... anyway, I still remember my mother's face when I, in a room full of adults, asked her what incest meant. I remember it so vividly that I even remember the line was about a haunted house: "And there in that old house, a terrible incest and murder had occurred".
Thanks to movies on tv, I didnt have trouble figuring out how babies were made. The amount of completely unnecessary sex scenes in non-porn movies was ridiculous.
Sure made it an awkward experience watching movies with parents.
Of course, the great question of "Keep one actor in a classic movie, the rest are Muppets" For me, it's Basic Instinct, keep Sharon Stone
shoutouts to everyone who remembers the first time pat talked about this story lmao
When was the first time Pat talked about this?
What!?
I thought i was going crazy lol Was sure i heard the story before
@@LuminousLead Years ago. I think it was during one of the first hundred podcast episodes, or maybe one of the christmas ones
24:20
To be fair, Santa is Saint Nicholas, so by virtue of being saint, he could have powers similar to Jesus.
Young Pat was onto something.
When they said "Gonzo TV" my eyes got wide.
Having grown up watching muppet-movies, I don't know how I would cope with the Muppets Streaming Empire.
How did we go from wholesome Muppets to stories that cause brain damage in less than 2 minutes?
Pat’s teacher should have just been honest and said she wasn’t sure, giving her more time to come back with a satisfying answer.
"It's gonna have a bunch of parts that won't make sense" So just like this podcast then?
Pat looks like 2015 Pat.
Oh Lord, I remember that scene from Family Matters, they kiss and you SAW THE BELLY INFLATE. Fucking hell, that memory will not go away
It’s a shame we never got Clockwork Orange toys and a cartoon show.
They would have had Ol Alex pushing [Brand] milk on commercial breaks and on the returns too.
"Givin the icebox the old in-out, in-out with that *container of milk*, gotta get it in ya!"
..Oddy knocky.
internally coherent
The end of this got super real, wow! Thanks Woolie for the fun story
I could see Gonzo and Rizzo doing a Joe Rogan style interview show interspersed with alex jones parody conspiracies.
To be fair to wooly that's more reasonable than what medieval people thought. Medieval people thought sperm was just a tiny fully formed human that grew once you implanted into the womb.
it's true, i was there.
big brain idea is that they stream the Muppets on twitch and someone edits the funny moments to a TV show boom million dollars
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!!!...
all this Muppet talk but does anyone else remember "Puppets Who Kill?" That was some wild shit!
Parenting gigabotch
[COMPOSITION CHECK: EASY]
CRITICAL FAILURE
@@cyberninjazero5659 HardCore to the Mega
VTubers are just the Futurama bit about Fry and Bender seeing a "saucy puppet show"
I need to yell about something that was said for a second. IF DANIEL DAY LEWIS HAD BEEN LONG JOHN SILVER, MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND WOULDVE BEEN *EVEN MORE LEGENDARY* THAN IT ALREADY IS!
Tim curry is amazing though. God i fucking LOVE that fucking movie!
I'm going to go show my kids that movie now. Thanks woolie and pat.
Ah yes Woolie, the Victorian Cubit.
Judging by the title, Mum needs to play Disco Elysium.
That family matters episode was legit why I thought babies came from kissing. Which led to my parents giving me the "talk"!
The fact that Pat praised Muppets Christmas Carol just elevated him to top tier in my mind. I'm 30 and I still watch it every Christmas
I said I wanted the boys to lose weight, Pat losing weight looks good as hell tho.
Healthy boys = good boys
22:35 When I brought that up with my parents about how could humanity have come to fruition from just two people having two sons they were just like "ah there were other tribes around the world", okay, but that's not what the bible says. Where did these other people come from? I had a comic book bible when I was a kid and every time I would read through the beginning it would always skip ahead after Cane and Able and all of a suddenly there's a civilizationI I also remember asking my mom where God came from and who created God if at the beginning there was nothing. And she's like, God was always there. He always existed. He's everlasting. And I'm just like "But the bible says 'at the beginning there was nothing' so it literally contradicts itself two sentences in.
you think God would stop making people after just 2? dang, what a wuss God.
so that means God is Nothingness itself... man, that's metal
Mister Rogers' Neighborhood of Make-Believe represent. Although Mr. McFeely was there sometimes, so it wasn't always a solo affair.
I'm reminded of this show called "Fur TV" that ran on MTV of these 3 puppets that lived together. In said show:
-One of the puppets, who is a brazilian playboy, realizes he has a sex addiction after he tries to date too many women at the same time. The episode ends with him fucking his pornstar-looking therapist.
-Another one of the puppets, this death metal fan who is big and eats like shit, eats a turnip and gets so constipated, his ass grows big enough to block the door to the living room. The episode is a Heart of Darkness parody, with his friends travelling inside his ass.
-The third buddy, a british Elmo lookalike who is stupid and jacks off a lot, is sent to a laboratory to cure his masturbation addiction, and instead gets cloned a bunch of times. The episode ends with the death metal friend killing all of the clones with a chainsaw.
Fucking LOVED this show. I'd love for it to come back. It's a great concept, you get to make all sorts of outlandish jokes in a realistic setting, and because they're puppets, the outlandishness gets balanced.
I so dearly want for you to say that you found this show as a child. Please.
@@dapperultron1784 I saw it when I was like 12 or 13. It still made me feel super adult, just like watching adult swim late at night.
frog baseball.
I had a toy dropship from Starship Troopers when I was like six. Didn’t even know it _was_ a movie. Thought it was a generic toy because it had a generic name.
Podcast title this week should be Virgin Misconceptions
i saw that SNL sketch with will ferrel where he came out of that one lady in the delivery room and was all "IT WAS HOOOOT IN THERE", and I understood that the gag was that he was a full-grown man responding as a grown man would instead of being a baby. That plus seeing a lead up to a sex scene where the guy was over top of the lady and between her legs and they were making out, little me was able to go "ahhhhh. Okay. I don't have every part of how these pieces go together, but i get the gist of it."
Bert would probably need the hug the most.
I still see tons of Lambchop merchandise, but exclusively as dog toys. Do with that information what you will.
I look forward to revisiting this conversation in the future but with their newfound perspective as parents.
28:44 How to make your child distrust their parents and possibly by extension authority figures.
The first V-Tuber was The Moxie Show. I...may have accidentally been following the history of "Live Animation" for a while. Been meaning to do a video on it.
26:24 -- Sorceries and Incantations are two separate spell-sets that scale off of two separate stats!
Why doesn't Pat want to hug me?
22:21 "Mom, you're looking mighty fine tonight~" a.k.a. SWEEEET HOOOOOOOOOOME AAAAAAAAAAAALABAMAAA
Powerpuff Girls, Bubbles went "hardcore" to 11 on that one episode.
Yo, we're talking about inappropriate Saturday morning cartoon material and not mentioning Defenders of the Realm?
The Ark recreation in Kentucky is great because it would still piss off your hyper fundamentalists. The idea is you had one set of canines, felines, bovines, etc. Wolves and coyotes have a common ancestor, but not wolves and people. It acknowledges limited evolution. The problem is Darwin extrapolated his theory beyond what was reasonable. There's this whole creation museum that uses science to explain the Bible. It talks about the coexistence of dinosaurs and people. The whole idea is the flood is the key to all of it (like Jar Jar). A massive worldwide suite of natural disasters and the pressure of the water creating rock formations and fossils faster, making the earth seeming older than it is. I'd love to see a fundamentalist's reaction to it. Woolie, send your mom there.
neat
The idea that it was at all feasible to fit two of every animal on the ark because they hadn't yet evolved into tons of different species is actually a not-terrible explanation.
Feel ya woolie.
I appreciated the Joey Vsauce slam Pat
I met a person in their 20s that still believed the chocolate milk creation myth. 😅
yeah i loved lamb chop as a kid
2 people talking about The Muppet Show, that don't actually remember The Muppet Show that meander in to an uncomfortable finish.
Also, The Toxic Avenger beats Alien as the craziest Saturday Morning Cartoon and Toy Cash-in. It probably ties Robocop.
Has pat lost weight!? He looks smaller! Congratulations bro! I'm so happy for you!!!
I didn't see that Joel reference coming from Pat.
He mentioned watching him when they talked about GTA definitive edition
He brought up the sprunk incident
@@boodle399 **SPRUNK** incident... Spunk incident is a very different thing
@@ryanbacker4870 joel is also responsible for that one
Hey, did you guys ever upload this podcast to the website? I was looking there and it’s still last weeks episode?
Yeah I’m like “How is there already a highlight of a yet unreleased episode.” Lmao
@@SwagbitoUchiha Obviously it's an Alexa deep fake
@@SwagbitoUchiha This is day 1 DLC for the podcast that has gone live before the main game
@@kapkant6197 pre-order early access
@@Mr.Faust3 Castle Super Beast: Case Zero. You can transfer your save data and Pat's level into the main podcast when it releases
Baby Pat was half right, c section is close to that.
Thank you, Pat, for giving me the image of Kermit playing GTA5 and singing the N-word
Woolie says Muppet babies but all I hear is Matt McMuscles singing Muppet Babies
I remember Rupert Bear, it sucked shit except for one episode where the pig was dreaming about a giant pickle that was gonna kill him. I kept watching hoping that Ytv would air that episode again, but they never did.
It’s funny pat brings up Joel since “twitch streamer Muppets” was a Vinesauce bit a couple years ago
I see a new Woolie vs God animation soon
I don't think muppets are vtubers, but vtubers are definetly just muppets
I remember some vague attempts from my parents to tell me how kids came to exist and everything, only for me to be like “yeah, I already....knew about that”
Children with access to computers man...
Wait, they uploaded this before the podcast itself?
Disney created the furry's preloading all the ques that should make you want to hit into toon animals and anthropomorphic characters.
Rupert the Bear was good Pat is crazy
Why Pat? Is it because a couple years back you were a video game playing Bert with your partner, punisher shirt Ernie?
oh my god. that WAS their dynamic. it's too perfect.
@@charleswisconsin9196 too be fair Muppets had their own version of that in Statler and Waldorf. It's a common comedy routine called the straight man and wise guy. Pats just an angry little straight man.
i could listen the these guys talk about there childhoods forever
Parents could easily just say something simple but nope full details
14:25 is the title reference
ah, good ol'' memories of having a couple xenomorphs and predators, the quality was incredible back then, totally for little kids
XD
I remember Vinny Vinesause doing a bit about Twitch Muppets :o)
Muppets, take what ever and add Muppets to it. its that simple. "Top gun"? more like "Top Muppets", "2001 a space odyssey"? more like "2001 a Muppets space odyssey". "The Thing"?, more like "The Muppets Thing".
24:43 see that might not have happened if you were catholic, considering santa's a saint.
Is it really hardcore though?
ironically I think muppet babies was the show I watched probably every episode of b/c we only had 5 channels....but I never enjoyed any of it because the characters were way too dumbed down from their originals
Muppet Show I kind of got the gist of because I was aware of stuff like Laugh In from Nick at Nite (which was the precursor of TV Land) plus sketch comedies were common in the 90's.
Was disappointed when the last Muppet show was like an office sitcom. I get it, but didn't like it.
Don't be afraid to think critically about Bible stories, but keep in mind that the context of how life is now is not the same as back then. Forgetting that causes some to brush the stories off too soon.
Varggggskelethorrrrr
fun times
so, while Muppets themselves aren't Proto-VTubers, the Ji Henson company did create a pretty similar technology... & it even came with the "wow your model looks like shit" commenter LOL
To this day I am baffled that people call these hyper sanitized and dumbed down shows children cartoonartoon
From my earliest memory I literally grew up watching stuff like he-man and the DnD cartoon (they aired in publoc tv here on the 90s), anime like saint seiya (not the american butchery job) and yu yu hakusho, and even tokusatsu like flashman and winspector.
Just compare any of those to a 'kids' show like ruppert or fucking cailou...
Or hell, any modern kids specific show.
People really underestimate their kids.
"back in those day they treated kids like people, now they treat them like Pomeranian with savings accounts"
@@RipOffProductionsLLC where is that quote from?
@@Maioly Bigfoot/Cryptid youtuber Bob Gymlan said in in his most recent video, quoting an older man explaining why he had so much autonomy as a kid that then enabled the events of that video's bigfoot story.
@@RipOffProductionsLLC The Woolie vs to BigfooTube audience crossover is a lot bigger than I expected. In that I expected it to consist of exactly zero people
@@cyberninjazero5659 Bob makes good videos, he has a wonderful narrating voice and cadence.
Even if you don't believe they're still good stories
Vinny Vinesauce
"mom what's hardcore mean"
"quiet down billy and go play with your dolls like a good they/them. mom's gotta take these pics for onlyfans"
What
True
What a cool and epic gamer
you good??
That will definetely become a joke/skit in the near future
Pats memories are fake
Would Miss Piggy have an onlyfans?