I Watched Dark Web Movies Until I Couldn't

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  • @brett8259
    @brett8259 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6179

    "This movie not the worst thing ever....It starts terrible, ends terrible, and the middle's pretty bad too." The bar is on the floor

    • @EmblemShock
      @EmblemShock 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

      At that point its below the floor.

    • @ModernDayYasuke
      @ModernDayYasuke 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

      That bar is in hell

    • @jakeross8020
      @jakeross8020 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      It the dark web what u expect

    • @temperingtantrum
      @temperingtantrum 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      @@ModernDayYasuke Worse than hell, the bar is in the dark web.

    • @BonchurnoTheSpaceChowboy
      @BonchurnoTheSpaceChowboy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      In the dark web, there is no bar.

  • @crocadillius6418
    @crocadillius6418 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2890

    I misinterpreted this as watching movies that were on the dark web, and was wondering just how you got thirty minutes out of what I assumed were snuff films

    • @peaceofpie94
      @peaceofpie94 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +320

      thank god I’m not the only one who thought that lmao

    • @haleymist09
      @haleymist09 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Me too

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      Same I was very worried

    • @nrg6245
      @nrg6245 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Yeah kids don’t know about that dark part of reality

    • @EIiyel
      @EIiyel 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      I thought the same thing, though having seen some actual "dark web movies" before, was going in more expecting a bunch of really shitty homemade horror movies or compilations of creepy video clips grabbed from around the internet. Guess the first of those two was still kinda true 💀

  • @DivineMike379
    @DivineMike379 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2367

    that epic rap battle didnt have to go so hard, now I want the full

    • @SirFeatureCreature
      @SirFeatureCreature 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Make it happen!

    • @zakkybounce
      @zakkybounce 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      Glad it's not just me. Had to rewind a few times, it's sick 🔥

    • @FuelledByKanin
      @FuelledByKanin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      I had to search youtube if there was already an actual ERB between them two, that's how believable and fire it was 😂

    • @hasdachatlogs
      @hasdachatlogs 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Were you around for the Pokemon Go rap? Sadly he like privated that video or something but it was so top tier. Hoping you get you wish.

    • @elegantdisarray
      @elegantdisarray 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      I was so sad when it stopped. But then I wondered how he'd be able to do Hitler's verse without it getting really sketchy really quick Lol
      Probably best that he cut it where he did 😅✌️

  • @CZsWorld
    @CZsWorld 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2411

    I'll probably come back and watch this video later, but I just thought I'd drop in and compliment you on the good thumbnail! Hope you're doing well GG!

    • @THambrough
      @THambrough 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

      CZ & GG is the collab I never knew I wanted until right now 😅

    • @majorccunliffe4662
      @majorccunliffe4662 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      mate im really baked and drunk..even have tor....never used it....i dont think it will get me what i can already get...apart from arrested

    • @axeljuarez1593
      @axeljuarez1593 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@majorccunliffe4662when you said “im baked and drunk”, I felt that in my soul. Have a good time bruv

    • @ViolenziaDomestica
      @ViolenziaDomestica 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Can we get a collab?!

    • @istartedajoke1704
      @istartedajoke1704 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Hope your doing well..I watched your freddy video you posted today

  • @taylorndean
    @taylorndean 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1628

    noooo he ate an axolotl 😭

    • @elektra81516
      @elektra81516 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

      I love axolotl's so much, that bit made me sad

    • @exeidan
      @exeidan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      Which are not even poisonous lmao 😭

    • @ninanando
      @ninanando 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      @@exeidanthey were actually commonly eaten by indigenous tribes in Mexico along with waterbugs and like plants

    • @ciderofthearctic392
      @ciderofthearctic392 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      NOOO I DIDNT SEE THAT I DIDNT HAVE TO READ THIS 😭😭

    • @averyadoryan1774
      @averyadoryan1774 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      hi Taylor!!!!!!!

  • @joseveloz388
    @joseveloz388 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +775

    that running bit of "oh that's who died" and "how's that for a murder show you fuck" sent me every time XD

  • @ShenZxro
    @ShenZxro 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1518

    I’m not even sure how they can pull off a true dark web movie without making it one of the goofiest things possible. I’m sure there’s a way, but it’s hard to see one lmao

    • @ODKBE
      @ODKBE 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

      I think something more mockumentary style that stays true to what actually exists in this world would be far more effective that, "Ooooo, spooky website ghost!"
      Nothing beats reality

    • @delila5034
      @delila5034 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      I think you could make a really interesting mystery horror movie with the dark web. Maybe something like a dude discovers a real red room and finds out it's someone he knows being held there and has to go hunt them down to save them using all the spooky dark web services.

    • @Marcus-qo8xw
      @Marcus-qo8xw 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      ​@@delila5034not to sound rude or anything but i can't imagine that not becoming stupid and or unrealistic.

    • @shepard1175
      @shepard1175 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@Marcus-qo8xwI think it could work if it was in the style of like Welcome To The Game or somethin

    • @shepard1175
      @shepard1175 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Actually a better allegory is Missing

  • @RC99_Productions
    @RC99_Productions 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

    08:30 I also love how "distorted creepypastas with random footage" translates to "1920s and 1930s movies with after effects filters... specifically Freaks and Nosferatu"

  • @kaelynevans1874
    @kaelynevans1874 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1897

    So, we’ve come to a conclusion for the first movie and its iceberg plot: just get Wendigoon for research. Just watch Wendigoon.

    • @TheRavenLord1
      @TheRavenLord1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

      Wendigoon is a whole movie unto himself.

    • @reloadedpage8222
      @reloadedpage8222 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Fr

    • @Saphia_
      @Saphia_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      I wholeheartedly agree and I'd watch anything with Wendi in it even if it makes me hide behind a thousand pillows the whole time.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      Not even for that
      Just watch Wendigoon in general. For no reason at all
      Just watch Wendigoon
      Just watch Wendigoon

    • @iii408
      @iii408 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      the glazing is crazy

  • @elvingearmasterirma7241
    @elvingearmasterirma7241 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +502

    You staring and then just ending up behind green screen is something I want made into a gif because that captures PERFECTLY how I sometimes feel

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Hey don't be greedy, share your masterpiece with the world. We need this.

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@ArturGlass.C When I work out how to make the gif I will

    • @graysonrogers-barnes6302
      @graysonrogers-barnes6302 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@elvingearmasterirma7241 there's some websites for making TH-cam gifs, I think!

    • @matthewtrujillo7228
      @matthewtrujillo7228 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Timestamp please?

    • @RunyaEithelNar
      @RunyaEithelNar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@matthewtrujillo7228 5:27

  • @blap9467
    @blap9467 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    bro if youre dating someone named "griffith" best believe your gonna end up in a medieval dungeon made in his basement

  • @sonicboomxav
    @sonicboomxav 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +251

    Its crazy how different the vibe is with the sponsors when they let him do what he wants vs when they don’t 😂

  • @bootsthecat6718
    @bootsthecat6718 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +317

    I kept expecting the nord vpn spot to turn into a rap but, of course, GG was saving that for the alien

  • @todangtall
    @todangtall 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +292

    "Do you have another gun?"
    "No, but I have this!"
    *Procedes to open drawer that clearly has another firearm and hands him a pocket knife.*
    I haven't watched this movie (and probably won't). But Shadow Monkey is a treasure.

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      Somebody get that man a chiropractor he carried that whole goofy ahh movie on his back

  • @MadAliceInWonderland
    @MadAliceInWonderland 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Ooooh that's who died. Thanks Mista GG, I think I finally understand that the real person who died was the friends we made along the way.

  • @LunaWitcherArt
    @LunaWitcherArt 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

    The ending of that live reaction was great, I'm still freaking laughing

  • @FourheadWeapon
    @FourheadWeapon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Bro that epic rap battle alien was spot on with how they do theirs.
    The right amount of comedy and flow. You’ve done it again GG

  • @AvoCamilo
    @AvoCamilo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    These movies always fall on the same mistake, getting into the red room bs. To clarify: you can't watch or stream video on the dark web, doing so tracks and leaks your local information (thus beating the whole point of using TOR for anonimity)

  • @PoeInTheDitch
    @PoeInTheDitch 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    The Epic Rap Battles of History bit was solid f'ing gold.

  • @apatheticxmindsetx3549
    @apatheticxmindsetx3549 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +231

    My experience with the deep web was a lot of bordem and confusion. I don't understand why people suggest its scary or traumatizing. Scamming is a huge thing but thats literally never acknowledge by these TH-camrs. H&R Block gave me more awareness of it than any TH-camr covering the topic

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, the deep web really hasn't been a thing since they invented burner phones that the FBI can't trace. Now if rich people want to order more crimes they just call up their buddy, with no reason to put on their nerd-gloves and interact with the plebs.

    • @Mike_Oxlong07
      @Mike_Oxlong07 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      True for the most part you're not going to see a lot of the more degen crap unless you know how to find it (not redrooms they're FOS if you found one it'd be more like a fedroom) but rockspiders do use it to share disgusting crap. Just not openly for obvious reasons.

    • @ThePeacePlant
      @ThePeacePlant 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      For views. It's why they over exaggerate. For people who are uninformed

    • @brewski118sempire
      @brewski118sempire 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      It can be. It was more crazy back in 2008-2015 but once silk road 1.0 was taken down, things are not as creepy. It's mostly just just drugs and hit jobs.

    • @nrg6245
      @nrg6245 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You haven’t dug in the deep web like some people. There are truly evil humans on there doing evil things

  • @MaybeAnnatar
    @MaybeAnnatar 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    "Do you have another gun?" "No." *Opens drawer with another gun in it* I can't lie that got me. That's a good bit.

  • @DEFxRECON
    @DEFxRECON 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

    The quiet Behelit theme playing when GG said Griffith was perfect editing

    • @Awesomenes74
      @Awesomenes74 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Perfection

    • @SatanicallyPink
      @SatanicallyPink 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      "THAT'S A LOT OF PEOPLE THEY TOOK DOWN"
      Bro that was the sacrifices LMAO

    • @williampyburn5711
      @williampyburn5711 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It was so subtle too, I thought I was tripping so I had to rewatch it

  • @gabe9608
    @gabe9608 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    11:42 no one asked but thats an axolotl. they come from a single lack in Mexico and they are basically a permanently premature salamander. They are endangered naturally but they survive pretty well in captivity so there big in pet trade for something "exotic but simple "

    • @supergingerr
      @supergingerr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just to expand a bit (no hate I love seeing axolotl appreciation!): It didn’t use to be on e lake but unfortunately due to the expansion of Mexico City Lake Chalco was drained. Now they only reside in Lake Xochimilo (not really a lake) but are still under a huge threat due to pollution in the water and invasive species. Also unlike other salamanders they are neotenic, meaning that they retain some juvenile traits into adulthood! As far as pets go they aren’t simply, they’re actually quite complex and can require a lot of maintenance. They do make great pets though, they tend to have a lot of personality!

  • @austinwatson5167
    @austinwatson5167 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    I was so unprepared for the ERB skit but I couldn’t have been happier

  • @arcadefever6711
    @arcadefever6711 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    That epic rap battle moment had me rolling, congrats sir

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    Hey! The hacker is Dultey from *Hell On Wheels,* and he’s Canadian!

  • @DustinRodriguez1_0
    @DustinRodriguez1_0 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +154

    GG, this is a serious idea. YOU should make a horror movie. 100%. The reason they are so plentiful is because they are cheap as shit to make, and they almost always turn a profit. That new Exorcist movie turned a profit before it even opened in theaters due to selling streaming rights and such. And given the quality of your writing and editing in your videos... yeah, you could absolutely make a profitable horror film. I'd hit the theaters for it.

    • @mrheisenberg83
      @mrheisenberg83 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I think "Talk to Me" was the exception rather than the rule when it comes to TH-camrs making horror movies. Although I would of course support GG if he did try to make one, I would never hold my breath on a TH-camr movie being any good, no matter who does it.

    • @mrheisenberg83
      @mrheisenberg83 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mGigix Yes, although I was not talking about TH-camrs making movies but about TH-camr making actually successful good movies. And of the top of my head there is only Talk to Me that falls into that category. Correct me if I am missing a good TH-camr movie, please.

    • @nateclark8208
      @nateclark8208 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The exorcist movie absolutely did not turn a profit. lol they payed 400 million just for the rights to exorcist

    • @nignamedmutt7270
      @nignamedmutt7270 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The world already has enough failed attempts at movies by youtubers.
      Mr. GG is smarter than this thank fuck.

  • @DefinitelyNotATrolldier
    @DefinitelyNotATrolldier 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +149

    The only scary element about the last movie is the dude being called Griffith
    Edit: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH

    • @prodbymoondawg
      @prodbymoondawg 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      GRIFFITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @somebody759
      @somebody759 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Third*

    • @VikingTeddy
      @VikingTeddy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I kinda found it scary when G here was like "Why is she freaking out, why does she care?"
      I wish I could be so desensitized. "Not pleasant to look at", that's a cold ass take 😅

  • @ukanlosgod7250
    @ukanlosgod7250 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +154

    Damn I was actually hoping for a full length rap battle when you started going in like that. I think that could be a sick way to introduce a surprise guest they just bust on the set and everyone goes nuts. Maybe you were right for not having the hitler, but in some other context that would be dope as hell.

  • @joeyfaoro6308
    @joeyfaoro6308 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    A new Miata GG movie review is exactly
    What I need while cooking hungover on a Sunday!

  • @mayomayu1242
    @mayomayu1242 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    I hope to be alive by the time an actual good dark web movie comes out

  • @hasdachatlogs
    @hasdachatlogs 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    The absolute worst thing about GG videos is while watching them ill bust out laughing and say "this is what im gonna comment on" but then I keep watching and you keep raising the ante that by the time I finish the video I cant comment on any specific thing because it would be a dissertation. Thanks GG. Fave channel without a doubt. 😂

  • @Evanz111
    @Evanz111 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    28:52 - pulling off the Leon Kennedy chainsaw parry there, dope 😂

  • @RossAlGhul
    @RossAlGhul 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    That whole idea of having a TH-cam channel made by a character in a movie was actually done pretty hilariously by a character from the show What We Do In The Shadows. It's a cool Easter egg for the show .

    • @vaernima
      @vaernima 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yesss, baby colin robinson (COLLIN_KNOLL$). Unfortunately, the channel doesn't actually exist, although there is a copycat.

  • @megboyd2609
    @megboyd2609 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    "-although I don't know who would be cooking hungover."
    People who *were* drunk and are *now* hungry lol. We've all been there.
    Always excited to see a new upload from you, especially during spooky season! Thanks for a fun watch!!

  • @SBChaevok
    @SBChaevok 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    There are so many interesting stories you could tell with a well researched, well written dark web horror movie. But it seems the main thing missing is motivation, and ANY level of realism to anchor you to the plot. This is like "hacking into the mainframe" level of bullshit.

    • @RyvrStyx
      @RyvrStyx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They make it like the dark web All difficult to access and like its not its really not

    • @SBChaevok
      @SBChaevok 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RyvrStyx To be fair, the dark web is easy AF to access, but you're on the dark web... so while you may be able to order illicit substances, or log in to torture porn... You have no idea how much of your information is being traced back to you unless you 100% know what you're doing. Or if you're just getting scammed if you decide to pay for anything. There are somewhat trusted repositories of "safe" dark web sites, but safe is relevant on the dark web.

  • @Chanelll_999
    @Chanelll_999 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    5:40 I’ve never laughed so hard at a skit before Jesus Christ 💀💀

  • @tylercoon1791
    @tylercoon1791 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    17:42 counterpoint: yes they did. It’s a cool dog.

  • @WGasmss
    @WGasmss 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The Epic Rap Battles of History reference KILLED ME, this channel should be illegal with how good and funny it is. 😂

  • @AsterSea
    @AsterSea 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Your editor was always a GOAT, but the edit at 16:56 informed me that he's also cultured. Never let him go.

  • @NoName-sh5xe
    @NoName-sh5xe 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    This was great. Love the lore/social circles you are a part of. Amanda Jedi, Kenny JD, Wedigoon. Keep it up! Thanks for all the fun laughs!

  • @theogee_officialch
    @theogee_officialch 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    5:40
    The rap battle between the alien and Adolf rap battle for anyone who wants it :)

    • @FowlsNest
      @FowlsNest 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hi G

  • @RiggedSam
    @RiggedSam 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +192

    You lost me at unfriended.

    • @MrBluntStonedGaming
      @MrBluntStonedGaming 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I do zissa stuff!

    • @averyisalemon280
      @averyisalemon280 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Don’t worry, he didn’t like the movie either lol

  • @jacobbrown9894
    @jacobbrown9894 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    God the gag of going "No I don't have another gun" then blatantly showing the other gun and STILL giving the other dude a knife instead was much funnier than the movie deserved or should've had for the mood

  • @TheRealMonkeyrogue
    @TheRealMonkeyrogue 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    It still kills me you wear the same glasses I had in 4th grade. I am an old man. It's a whole thing at my age.
    Your editor is killing it in this episode. No lie. That little jiggle jiggle slide in at the opening of the "iceberg", nicely done. But placing memes in the monitors and shit? Dope. Love it.
    Wendigoon and SOG in the same video, with at least one in the movie itself? Yes.
    Wait, that's it? That's the end? Dude eats an axolotl and just...pauses? Fuck off movie.

    • @MsKJackson831
      @MsKJackson831 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I bought pair of those glasses recently. I call them my Dahmer glasses, because my purchase was indeed inspired by Jeffrey Dahmer

    • @aljb223
      @aljb223 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@MsKJackson831thats a strange thing to admit

  • @chasecroft2193
    @chasecroft2193 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    That ERB skit was gas. So out of nowhere, loved it.

  • @benblair2591
    @benblair2591 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    At this point you referencing Wendigoon in new uploads is one thing that brings me joy on this, the day of Canadian Thanksgiving

  • @bassecat2940
    @bassecat2940 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I hope this vid pops off for GG cause god his content has just been getting better and better every upload

  • @Andreyzez
    @Andreyzez 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The production value of this guy videos are amazing. I'm honestly impressed with how much you grown as a content creator my dude. Much love from Brazil.

  • @Impbynature
    @Impbynature 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The epic rap battle of history joke was so good. Plus it was really cool to see some of the live reaction!

  • @giseledute
    @giseledute 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I knew the police officer was a suspect, especially since there was that foreshadow of him revealing a police officer on the podcast

  • @EmiaRaine
    @EmiaRaine 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Love the live reactions GG, and excellent work on the video as a whole (as per usual).
    I'm pretty sure that fish from the first movie might have been an Axolotl. Could be wrong about that though.
    And, from what I could gleam, the Murdershow clowns went after people because Dark Web. That's it. They evil, therefore just main everyone. Are we really expecting a whole lot from a Tubi horror movie like this?

  • @jakerever6920
    @jakerever6920 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    The man the myth the GG. Thanks for dropping a video!

  • @eelyy212
    @eelyy212 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    him opening the drawer with another gun and grabbing the box cutter got a giggle out of me. ill admit it

  • @invaderZX
    @invaderZX 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Dropping BARS on that ERB

  • @laakerisolki7276
    @laakerisolki7276 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Bro, first time viewer here. Your editing, jokes, and your script are amazing. I literally LOL’d which is rare for TH-cam channels to do for me. You more than earned my sub🎉

  • @Ninathedoglover
    @Ninathedoglover 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The idea that people have of the dark web being this spooky place where you can hire hitmen and watch torture livestreams will never stop being funny to me. I used to think that when I was like 16 before I actually went on the dark web and realized it's 90% just people looking for some drugs 💀

  • @grandcharge
    @grandcharge 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "I have a podcast!" lmao this guy does the best movie reviews ever!

  • @hydro8111
    @hydro8111 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Casually having the hardest childish gambino artwork in the back

  • @TheBabadook616
    @TheBabadook616 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Fantastic work as usual, your videos are always a treat

  • @Wnick1996
    @Wnick1996 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Got to love that murdershow's ending takes place in broad daylight outside in what I assume is some sort of parking lot. Don't know what could go wrong there

  • @blinkachu5275
    @blinkachu5275 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    That last movie 100% was written by AI
    I guarantee it
    The way the sentences were structured with their "aforementioned afterparty" and "telltale signs of a police investigation", ain't no way that's actually written by a human

    • @naplockblubba5369
      @naplockblubba5369 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That would also explain the weird "I forgot to mention there was a video called 'Murdershow'" line when she said the site was called 'Murdershow' already.

  • @prelude2disaster
    @prelude2disaster 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The closing line for the last movie killed me xD "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh how's that for a murdershow..."

  • @codeman8275
    @codeman8275 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I thought about it some more, and... I feel like the Wendigoon movie will probably start out as a generic deep web movie about a youtuber who does that kind of content, and just be full blown John Wick by the final act.

  • @paulamontoya4942
    @paulamontoya4942 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Tim Burton included these Russian dog experiment videos in one of his special edition versions of Nightmare before Christmas. Which also included a live action version of Frankenweenie. These are the things I watched as a kid😅

  • @buckleygeneration
    @buckleygeneration 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    You went above and beyond with that ERB stuff, respect

  • @thecoach3577
    @thecoach3577 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Was just thinking to myself today “I feel like it’s about time for a new GG review.” And sure as the sunrise, my man delivers. Bro’s faster than Amazon out here.

  • @Th3Treasoner
    @Th3Treasoner 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    16:36 I appreciate the commitment to showing and not just telling us about "Bionicle with ass".

  • @tybonesteak7754
    @tybonesteak7754 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Mista, You can't just drop the most epic bars from a talking PNG of an alien and then NOT DROP AN ENTIRE SONG. I refuse to accept this travesty.

  • @bellathomas1349
    @bellathomas1349 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    GG, the references to Kung-Pow that are scattered into a couple of your videos make me very happy. Thank you

  • @friendlyfire4178
    @friendlyfire4178 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I just had the worst diarrhea ever. Just because i ate a whole package of expired baloney

  • @willmaxwell8061
    @willmaxwell8061 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dark web movie pitch: guy tries to buy weed on silk road, gets his identity stolen, the end

  • @roseonthealiencat
    @roseonthealiencat 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "what comes to mind when you think of the dark web?"
    That time Mista GG roasted an entire TH-cam trend with his video exposing the "mystery boxes from the dark web" videos lmao

  • @_laurita
    @_laurita 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I love that you haven't dropped the Kung Pow: Enter the fist siren cry! Also, I think a mystery box movie where everything is haunted would actually make an okay movie.

  • @patagum8289
    @patagum8289 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I think a pretty good idea for a deep web movie is having it where a drug dealer tries to make it big on a marketplace site, all the while law enforcement are on his tail. At least it's way more plausible (as it's happened before), but can still be just as action packed and not nearly as goofy as trying to use red rooms at this point.
    Points to the last movie for Shadow Monkey though, I have no idea what he's going for but he's at least entertaining til the end.

  • @brianj439
    @brianj439 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I need the rest of that rap battle immediately.

  • @ModernDayYasuke
    @ModernDayYasuke 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:05 I deadass forgot that was his laugh until just now. I’ve heard it in too many videos 😭

  • @thehamsterarmy2380
    @thehamsterarmy2380 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I thought this was going to be about watching movies found on the dark web, not dark web themed videos. I was prepared to see you on a snuff film

  • @jocelyn_studios
    @jocelyn_studios 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    How GG isn't at a million is a crime honestly

  • @classmst89
    @classmst89 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Can we take a moment to appreciate those aliens bars 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂

  • @snapdragoon1236
    @snapdragoon1236 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “The juice ain’t worth the squeeze” might be my new favorite saying

  • @shanetheliver
    @shanetheliver 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Don’t know if or how often you take recommendations, but I’d be very interested in your take on “Landmine Goes Click” (2015). It’s a great concept that was questionably executed. Thanks for the continued great content!

  • @nannonana
    @nannonana 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "The juice just ain't worth the squeeze"
    This phrase is a gift to the world. Thank you sir.

  • @KharonDeLune_vtb
    @KharonDeLune_vtb 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    6:30
    Me: "Oh god they've been watching XQC for their inspiration haven't they?"
    6:33
    GG: "Someone get this man a Kick contract."
    MY FUCKING BOY

  • @Ms.Whiplash
    @Ms.Whiplash 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That Epic Rap Battle skit brought up so much nostalgia. You're making me feel old😂

  • @YaBoiFlappy
    @YaBoiFlappy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This was funny bro, currently watching while sick. Thanks for always keeping me entertained Michael! 🙏

  • @LogosGaming
    @LogosGaming 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I am actually cooking hangover listening to you 😂

  • @jasmineolivarez1294
    @jasmineolivarez1294 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Love seeing your live reactions!

  • @oler777
    @oler777 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    9:07 i laughed wayyyyy to hard at the water world music from mario 64

  • @Onestopanime31
    @Onestopanime31 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Just finished an 11hr shift… time to watch gg’s new video to unwind😂

  • @RyanJohnson-ks1me
    @RyanJohnson-ks1me 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Pulling up wendigoon talking about unit 731 instead of watching the movie is a really real reaction

  • @amandap7733
    @amandap7733 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    It's adorable that GG thought the first movie's twist was foreshadowed and had a natural payoff.

  • @dellonthomas7571
    @dellonthomas7571 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Grab the lock and pull on it… yeahhhh… it’s a lock, locks do what locks do” bro i rolled over at work laughing so hard

  • @annabanana7659
    @annabanana7659 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "People who have accessed the deep web have suffered severe traumas, great depressions, and even gone as far as commiting s**cide'
    - Hard cut to Muta's latest video looking at the new COD and saying it looks like dog cheeks.

  • @SomeRandomJackAss
    @SomeRandomJackAss 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The problem with making a movie based on the Dark/Deep Web, like most real life things, is that it's actually boring as shit. As far as I know, it's mainly used to trade CP in real life and no one really wants to watch a movie about that. So, they have to embellish it, but it just ends up feeling goofy. The first movie at least had the right idea, using the Dark Web as a motif representing the protagonist's descent into madness, and a better production might be able to make gold from that. The rest just kind of come off as feature-length Dark Web unboxing videos.
    Great video, though!

  • @theoriginalbreakage
    @theoriginalbreakage 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i was NOT expecting the rap battle part and spit my drink all over my keyboard

  • @BlaireSnorlax
    @BlaireSnorlax 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think that was the best use of the "What da dog doin'?" Meme that I've ever seen.

  • @Zenikai_
    @Zenikai_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "dark web 2: the web just got darker" is actually a banging title

  • @GrandBlueCosmic
    @GrandBlueCosmic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When Mista showed that face at the scene where Shadow Monkey literally says he doesnt have another gun WHILE showing the second gun in the drawer, I nearly lose it. Did they try with this movie AT ALL?!

  • @lachousalle31
    @lachousalle31 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When the guy said "yeah I was walking the old dog here and I..." It reminded me of the song "Forgot About Dre" when Eminem was like " All I know is I was upstairs listenin to my Will Smith CD"