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There's another map for Pogostuck and it's... harder than anything I could ever possibly imagine... I hate everything in the everything...
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Summary of Markiplier playing any rage game:
"Yes! I'm the best, I am a junyus, I'm so good, I'm NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
3:51 Mark called that big black thing a maggot when it's probably just a roly-poly
For example....8:13 🤣🤣🤣🤣
i am 99% sure those are ant larvae
you had me at junyus.
i think he plays bad on purpose to be funny, idk...
When I heard the “Space Is Cool” Song. It gave me nostalgia.
*y e s*
Agreed
I straight up starting singing 😅 I can't help it
For real, I was gonna CRY
Yea
I rewatch some old Uno episodes, he puts out a new Uno episode. I rewatch some old Pogostuck episodes, he puts out a new Pogostuck episode.
* heads over to Mario Maker playlist *
Please
That’s a good idea
*heads over to try not to laugh playlist*
Hi Rebecca!! Hope you’re doing well!!!
Let Me Explain Studios Watches Mario Maker, heads over to Getting Over It
I would like to request a World’s Quietest Let’s Play with this game
This needs more likes 😂😂
you mean darkiplier play pogostuck?
Muffled screaming in background
YEEES!
Those videos produced one of the best Lixian edits ever lol
Mark represents my two moods perfectly:
“But most of all I hate myself”
“I am the best ever”
They're states though.
Same 😂
Yes, narcicism and self hate at the same time, yes.
Me every time I see my channel 😂📍
Check it out tell me if u like 😏
But most of all I hate myself for not forcing everyone to know that I am the best ever.
I love how Mark starts to tell himself how good he is and he's succeeding and then he gets a little to excited and falls all the way down
Everytime. Lol
he’s so cocky
@@humanpineapple1239 lmao fr
@@tricktheorists yup he did the same thing in getting over it
Divine tale of hubris.
Markiplier: *makes another video of him playing pogostuck.*
Me: I hope Lixian has a therapist on speed dial.
He should give jump king a try. He‘s gonna love it
@@TheLegend27727 why
I think mark might need it more
Lixian: hits the speed dial and throws the phone at mark and hides in the nearest bomb shelter to make the video even more hilarious
@@rajpalbhatia1715 to go even further beyond
"10/10 I love the bees"
What Mark failed to realize is that he will later regret this statement.
"THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES"
Fax
"*Aggressive I know bees moment*"
As well as saying he'd never use their cheats, only to use one later
HEHEHEHEHEHE THE BEES ARE FROM ME AND EVERYBODY WHO HAS THE EFFECT OF BEES
0:37 right under "any peens?" there's a character floating with a pink mustache underneath it, so i presume you have made quite the impression on the devs
Also, I'm sure the game gotten a noticeable boost in players after Mark played it. Basically free advertising for the game.
Apparently people on twitch decided to play this game for the past 2-3 weeks
😂😂😂
Nice eye
Am I crazy, or is it kinda all three of them combined? Like, Mark's mustache, Bob's glasses, and Wade's... baldness, I guess.
That intro makes me feel the happiest feelings ever, space indeed is cool.
Have you heard the whole song?
Omg I almost cried when I saw the intro, god idky but it's such an emotional song
I love the song
@@henry7132 It's basically my anthem lol, yes yes I have :>
Haha, it scared me because it was distorted until I realized it was his awesome space song....
Mark: Maybe I'm more Zen
Also Mark: C A N THE MUSIC S T O P
SO zen
Wow such zen
very Zen™
When you know markiplier is about to rage
"Red face"
"High pitched voice"
Sarcastic additude
The most obvious sign is when he plays getting over it by bennett foddy
Joseph wasn’t
I’m sorry I’m I’m gonna was wet ree I we q
@@seanmcpeake9009 r/ihadastroke
You can take he started raging as he edited the videos lol.
Mark: “isn’t a masochist”
Also Mark: Knew this would be a painful experience, but did it anyways
he does it because the fans enjoy
Mark may or may not be a masochist, but most of us are definitely sadists.
but masochists enjoy it. his case is rather a self hate lmao
@Rae The Hufflepuff Me when he said why would you just watch me waste my life away
“Because it’s hilarious”
Well, he did play that chair simulator....
I haven't heard space is cool I a while, brought back memories
Me too!
Literally same lol!
SPACEEEE
Brings back 10 y/o christmas for me :)
Ugh this reminded me of my childhood :(
You know, I never realized how much Mark personifies mid 90s Jim Carrey and his exuberant, over the top humor. Lol I love it!
Holy shit, that's so accurate. Lol
Lol I read this right at the end, when he started ranting about subscribing and ringing the bell, and that was the most Jim Carrey performance I’ve ever seen
I never thought about it but Jim Carrey is one of my favorite comedians. People seem to think he's only good for fart poop jokes but there's some subtlety to slapstick! Dick van Dyke was all I watched on Nick at Nite as a kid. And Jim Carrey was like the next iteration in a new era. Super enjoyable 🥰🥰
don’t use big words to scare me
I was just thinking Jim 😂😂
"Maybe I'm more zen" not even 2 minutes later: "CAN THE MUSIC STOP!!!"
Mark: Promotes CLOAK BRAND
Cloak Brand: Sold Out
Me: Not even 6 hours into the new set
I want space
I want to be in space
@Cole Its doesn't have to. You just needed to click the link which may or may not have sent suspicious files to your device, which depending on how old the files are may or may not be picked up as suspicious items
f
FR
Me: *hears Space is Cool*
Nostalgia: hold my tears
please tell me its a real song ;-;
@@1ts3rick it is
SPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEE! - Corrupted Core
@@levimlgboi7 whats it called?
I knowwwww 😭
The nostalgia when the space is so cool song came on. Like ahhh
That was so nice to bring back
space is cool and all the way are honestly the best songs no 🧢
I want that remix so bad
If there was a program for volunteers... to go into space, with like a hundred percent chance of dying from death by space... I would be SECOND in line... If they needed brave volunteers... or stupid volunteers... I would be there so fast...
almost cried
When are we getting “Baa”?
We have “Meow”, “Woof”, and “Moo”.
Where is “Baa”?
Underrated comment. We need Baa! xD
Then I wouldn't be know as the "Unholy Trinity"...
"Unholy Quartet" Doesn't have the same feel to it.
At the beginning
it could be the 4 unholy horsemen or something
🤣🤣😂😂😂
There's a "no no no no yes" or a "yes yes yes yes no" moment literally every ten seconds.
Very true
Sometimes it's "yes no yes no yes".
No no no yes no
@@mencioperez3838 and everything in between, really. Seriously, Mark does this and he's also like "Noooo, I'm not a masochist", on the Unus Annus channel at least
r/yesyesyesyesno
Space is cool: sings
Me: I’m tearing up right now
Starts*
Spaceeeeeeeeeeeeeee is soooooo cooooooool sooo pretty
Also the cyndago reference
Guys report those 3 comments
there is no feeling better than the feeling i just got when the “space is cool” song played at the beginning
Nobody:
Markiplier: "Is there a setting that just... D O E S N ' T ?"
Me @ Life
That's actually a mood
Time stamp?
I like how the plants at the bottom are judging him every time he falls back down.
Oh my god I never noticed that until now. That’s so cool! (see what I did there..?) anyway, nice rainbow heart!
Yes
Wow just wow man just absolutely amazing. Really good 😊😎🤣 it's real and amazing
You mean the hills?
Thanks guys for no harassment i understand that this is the internet and all and jokes and shit are okay but I do believe that this was cyber bullying
Video: Pogostuck
Everyone: Ah shit, here we go again
All you had to do, was follow the damn train cj
That's just what I thought
Fr lmaooo
Oh god I got hit with nostalgia when I heard “Space is cool” play
{•Mochi•} Same here.. same here. First he brought back Tiny Box Tim, which actually made my eyes tear up, then he brought back this classic song. Amazing.
Same man I really like that song
Same 😭
Going Marked wait when did he bring back tiny box Tim?
Going Marked he also brought back google irl
I was dming some one on discord and heard mark say: “I know you’re not listening, i can hear you typing”
*M A R K H E A R S Y O U*
M A R K S S E E S A L L
M A R K K N O W S A L L
M A R K I S O U R A L L
M A R K I S G O D O F A L L
( I don't know what talk I'm talking about really )
If you just get good man, Oh it wouldn't be that bad. OH MY God.
*RUN.*
The point of quoting is the get it word for word smh
Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
Also Mark: **willingly plays this game again**
To play solo:
Press Esc
Then Press Friends Menu
Then Click On Create Unlisted Lobby
:)
X
Weeb
step 1 : pull out your wifi adapter
:)
Me 5 mins later:
🙂🔫
Too bad he doesn't LOOK AT HIS COMMENTS (that I know of)
Mark: "I want a challenge."
Don't lie Mark, ur a masochist.
He’s clearly not thattttttttt.............*people who watch unus annus* 🤨😏
Mark: "I do like a challenge"
Me, remembering all the pain and suffering in his previous rage games: "Do you, now?"
No he’s not where could you have POSSIBLY gotten that idea?¿
Yes that is the answer to my first reaction when I saw the video and thought "Why are you doing this to yourself, Mark?"
HE IS NOT A MASOCHIST, HE IS JUST A NORMAL HUMAN BEING!!!
"There’s no feeling more intense than starting over. If you've deleted your homework the day before it was due, as I have, or if you left your wallet at home and you have to go back, after spending an hour in the commute, if you won some money at the casino and then put all your winnings on red, but it came up black, if you got your best shirt dry-cleaned before a wedding and then immediately dropped food on it, if you won an argument with a friend and then later discovered that they just returned to their original view, starting over is harder than starting up. If you're not ready for that, like if you've already had a bad day then what you're about to go through might be too much. Feel free to go away and come back. I'll be here."
*flashbacks of Ben Foddy*
@rednaxprime6011 rednaxprime6011 Really?!
Shut up Mr.foddy. You know what you have done to deserve all the hate that you receive and yet you stand…. Like a titan among the mountains And You Stare Down 😑 -Markiplier
Mark: "Maybe I'm more zen than before"
**not even 10 seconds later**
Mark: "CAN THE MUSIC STOP?!"
Shit I thought I was the only one who noticed that
"I'll be filing a complaint with the pogostuck department"
Yes, yes Mark, embrace the Karen side.
The Karen is a path to abilities some consider to be, unnatural.
Is it possible to learn this power?
@@chip5892 not from a manager...
I AM KaReN
I am ALL the Karens
"Maybe I'm more zen than I was before."
"CAN THE MUSIC STOP?!"
I mean, at least it's an improvement
It's a really big improvement in keeping his temper He is not as explosive as before
Mark: "Love the bees."
Mark Later: **Hatred for bees intensifies**
Foreshadowing foreshadowing
The moment I heard that song in the beginning I lost my mind while I got sent back into childhood memories I forgot I had
I remember the “all the way” and “space is so cool” mix lol
“Maybe I’m more zen than I’ve been in the past”
... why do I feel like this is just the calm before the rage storm
Because it is lmao
Because the tsunami is coming and the tides are rolling back
yeah he said that and then the getting over it series he did in 2017 played in my head.
I legit started counting down from ten at this point... Usually works x)
After seeing this video, not yet watching this, my mindset was like:
"Mark, don't throw your chair..."
Mark throw your chair
Dude same lol
Oh the memories
Mark: I’m the best, no one has better the best more than me!
People who actually finished the game: 👁👄👁
this game has an enDING?!?!
Nobody has ever finished the game.
Luke The Legend lol
@@lukethelegend9705 If you get AlienWare you too can achieve great things.
0:00 "Computer can't handle the rendering, Oh thats So CoOoOoOoL!! SO CoOoOol! Oh it's so pretty, So pretty."
edit: hearing the song tune up, brought an honest tear to my eyes.
edit2: can there be a remix of Space is Cool"?
Memories I never even thought about until now were brought up again
I'm feeling nostalgia for my past childhood, and I'm still in my childhood
"I don't want to have anyone else here" "Don't even look at me Knuckles." such a mood
Mark: "I'm a real man, default skin foe life"
Mark in Farm Simulator: selects the Asian guy and is upset that he didn't know about clothing color changes
_He's the Asian one._
are these dudes bots or something?
please kill me they arr
"You think you can supplement your coolness with effects and you cannot."
Words that every bedroom guitarist needs to hear at some point.
*cries in acoustic guitar in a small town with no musician friends*
Nah jk, it's not at the same level of fake as the people who just think editing is everything.
Mark: “I don’t necessarily want to do this because I don’t think I’m going to enjoy the experience, but I like a challenge...I like a challenge.”
Also Mark: “I am N O T a masochist”
Sir, you aren’t fooling anyone at this point.
Masochism has nothing to do with challenges xd masochism is enjoying pain, not challenges
Mina Ashido he looks in pain to me
THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO GO EVEN F U R T H E R BEYOND
@@fazbearentertainment1473 and if challenges bring pain?
@@holydracoeva2476 if it causes physical pain then yeah
Mark: How do I turn everything off?
Me: I think there's something called the power button.
"Don't look at me, Knuckles."
Knuckles: *Sad knock knock noises*
Knuckles from Sonic
Alternant title: mark playing a game he hasn’t played in a long time boasting about how good he is at the game then doing something to make him look bad times 1 million edition
Mark : "I would never claim to be the biggest genius in the world"
_(A few seconds later)_
Mark : "I'm the greatest that ever lived"
Mark : "I'm the best ever in the history of forever NOOO-"
To be continued
6:58 I love how Mark's german side came out during that moment
Nein!
@@darkpandalord3844 ja lol
OHH! MEIN GOTT!
Mark: "I'm not a masochist."
**Goes back to Pogostuck
Sure Mark, sure.
Don't you see? He did it for US. A fucking hero.
I literally screeched when Space is Cool came on-
*nostalgia hit hard*
Mark: my name is Mark "I'm not a masochist" Fischbach
Also Mark: plays this game
9:36 I can't be the only one who wants Mark to make a "Baa!" video after seeing this moment in the video.
Exactly what I was thinking. This NEEDS to happen.
This needs to happen now.
MEOW, WOOF, MOO... BAA
I want something else 18:40
Omg same
19:04 And at this moment, we see the Markiplier’s sanity snap.
When he was talking he sounded like when he made the I am bread video
"Why would you watch me waste away?"
Because sometimes it's just fun to watch someone slowly burn into a mere shell of who they once were
Yes
9:37
First it was MEOW
Then we had WOOF
After that MOO came
Now it's time for BAAA
You would think after awhile Mark would stop saying “I am the greatest” because every time he says that it’s like a portal opening up back to the start
Mark* "I like a challenge."
Entire audience* "then why didn't you finish the first map"
Probably referring to a fair challenge
I did a rage game video 😂 id say I like a challenge to but look how far that got me 😂😂 I felt where he was coming from tbh.
*Mark:* I like a challenge. I LIKE A CHALLENGE. I do like a challenge. I do.*
@@GameplayTherapy ok
Gameplay Therapy oh hi I subbed a while ago
*Reads Title*
_flashbacks of Mark Jumping on a pogo stick saying "I'm back and I'm in black"_
Here we go again....
He's back and he's black
5:57 “That’s what I’m TALKING about” Why did Mark sound like Mr. Krabs?
Arousal?
@@DestroyerOfAglets Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs
Wtf is this comment section. I mean I'm glad it didn't continue because obviously just no..
Wow, he actually did
I haven’t heard “Space is Cool” for a good bit and it’s making me cry out of nostalgia oh my god-
Ikr been following this man for so long now
Omg the song at the beginning brought back MEMORIES!!
ACK!
I knoooooww!!! I got shot back into the past
I was so happy to see it used again.
Ikr that’s so cool
Back to the past
Oh nooo
"you can also use a double jump"
Mark: "Oh no i'd never do such a thing"
Mark: “Is there a way to turn off everything?”
Me: lOcAl PoWeR gRiD
Lol man lol
Just ask Eskom in South Africa
his brain eroded after Minecraft.
@@KingOfNothing1999 wrong game man that is assassins creed
You really gotta find unnus
(12:06) right when he said "I can hear you typing 'Oooh, if you just get good man, it wouldn't be that bad'" i was messaging my friend "are you sleeping?" XD
Was she?
@@jeeode82892 years later and we still don't know 😢
"Space is so Cool" cought me off gaurd. It's so nostalgic.
Yeuh, me tu
คriค ๓ilคຖ yeah, me tu
Someone made this comment
"Customizing is for babies. I'm a real man! Default skin for life!" -Markiplier, 2020
"Use three words to describe this video."
Me: Yes!! NO!!! *AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!*
yes, no and pain
Mark: " I am incredibly good at this game!"
Mark 1 second later: **falls** AAAAAAAAGGGHHHH
This is almost literally the whole video
"How do I not do this with everybody!?"
Me when they put me in a GROUP project
This happens almost literally every time I have had science class, I am always forced to be paired with some random people who make it so they somehow mess up so much that they both do nothing and they end up having a vital piece of what is needed to do, whilst I am looking for them
I try to do stuff I'm just to nervous to add my input on the project when i know exactly how to do it and how to get it done fast but I'm scared people gonna think I'm stupid if I say something stupid...
Ashlynn Quesnell19 who cares if they think you’re stupid?
Me about going places
The Space Is Cool song reminded me that Mark should play No Man's Sky again. He would freak the hell out when he sees how much it changed.
DEAR GOD YES!
while watching this video I remembered how Mark played Getting Over
and this rage...
And the other pogostuck videos he made. Don’t worry, in the next part he’ll probably be attempting to not throw a chair again.
@@krispykrushems you're right
Mark's chair: "Why do I hear boss music playing?"
This comment needs more likes...MOARR! 😂
My favorite comments are ones that reference past, incedents...
Mark: I still have a chance
Translation: this is F-ing impossible
No
@@depresseddwarf8542 Yes
That intro with the space is cool remix though... I started to tear up, that song brings back so many nice memories, especially of when I first discovered Markiplier. It’s like listening to a song or watching a clip of a show from your childhood, Mark was my childhood, man. Thank you for the memories, and for more to come.
5:56 i cant be the only one who heard mr. krabs on "talkin about"
He kinda sound like jacksepticeye
now that you say it-
Same
Mark:"I'm fine."
Also Mark:"I'm not fine!!!"
Why is this so relatable?
Mark: *screams German words*
Me, a German: ah yes German
IDK why I love when mark speaks German but it's just giving me seratonin
OH
MEIN
GOTT
...
JAAAAA
Me, also a German, agrees
well he is half german
Me, intellectual german: yes
@@MimiUsagichan German-Japanese living in murrica.... What a hybrid
“I’m sorry but out of “all the way” “Brofist” and space is cool marks song Is the best
Fly like a butterfly?
Dominic Meszaros completely forgot about it they have to be equal
*nu they are equal but all the way is better but they are all equal even tho that’s not how it works*
*What Is My Life enters the chat*
This is basically the child-friendly version of "getting over it"
-I haven't finished watching the video yet so i dont know if- _its gonna go downhill....._
69 likes.....
@DECLAN DOUGAN sooooooo...my constant mental state?
Mark: maybe I’m more zen then I was In the past
Let’s see you play Getting Over It again shall we
YES!
TROW THE CHAIRRRR
No no, make him play 'stick with it'
Mark: I can feel it in my veins in my butt!!!
Me: Yeah, Mark. Those are called hemorrhoids. You've got hemorrhoids, bud.
THE MOST UNDERRATED COMMENT LMAOOOO
plxntchild chill
15:05 "Do you hate me?"
Everyone who's played Pogostuck: "It hates everyone and everything."
Mark: I refuse to believe that’s a cat
Me: Good, cause it’s an armadillo...
its been over 4 years since the song ever came out, and ever since then i have always loved watching Markiplier. no matter what he uploaded, i was right there watching alongside millions of other fans eager to watch.
Mark: starts game
Also Mark: How do I turn off everything?!
“I can hear you typing-“
Me cutting a sandwich: alright
Edit: glad to know almost 2 years ago on July 16 2020 that I was making a sandwich and cut it up. Good info old comment of mine :p
Me literally just watching: Ok ig 😂
Mark: "If you haven't subscribed, then you are just watching me waste away, and why would you do that?"
The answer's obvious, Mark. This other channel I watch is only going to be up for a year, and they are constantly telling me that we only have so much time in the world, and that we should cherish every moment, and not waste time on frivolous things, even if we like or love them. Every moment should be in the moment, right?
Unus Annus. Memento Mori.
Facts though 💅🏼
Cringe
@@jshyme is your comment!
@@jshyme mean comment.
Internet Goose you don’t deserve to have the title “goose”.
Mark: maybe I'm more zen then I've been in the past.
Also mark: CAn ThE MUSIC STop! !!
Me: sees the title Also me: has intense PTSD of Mark's attempts at this game before as well as other rage games.
RIP chair
You know quarantine is hitting him hard if he's going back to Pogostuck
18:27 Holy crap even when he's just rambling while playing a game he sings beautifully!
"that was weird, yes" this is why we love lixian's edit's. the face when he says that. i'm dying 🤣
TIME STAMP
"I don't want any of that....I don't need any of that..."
You can feel the rage start to build despite him saying he's more zen than before five seconds prior. :P /pats Mark
4 years after he released the "Space is cool" song he finally brought a merch for that.
Mark: calls the ant larvae maggots.
The Facebook ant collony: *So you have chosen death*
*gasps in Antscanada*
B I T E
Oh boy, the rage game “Pogostuck”. Prepare yourselves for a lot of yelling and rage.
Finally, a real comment
@No More Room in Hell is a great Source modification mark already played pogostuck, it's so exciting that he's back at it
Ikr I missed it to be honest, @רפאל כהן
Just thumping on his rump 😂 mark rages hard almost as good as me😂😂 I miss the world's quietest let's plays with rage games.
Don't read😏👇
I do game content on my channel check me out 😉 or don't but I'd appreciate it 😊📍
surprisingly, that didn’t happen as much as i would have thought
12:24 what a roaliecoaster of emotions man
“The ferce of adverserter”
And this kids is what we call the Markiplier language. Not that hard to master but new words are being made everyday
Teach me I inquire the knowledge that you have
Timestamp?