Tomar makes cool stuff but he's known to punch/assault his own fans. Someone asked for his autograph and he went ape and sat on their chest and was punching thier head back and fourth and slamming it against the concrete floor until their head leaked a bright red froth.
Sorta, he started off the video making heavy allegations against TayZonday saying he spread his arse hole and sprayed chocolate rain all over some kids and tomar just watched
He isn't. I've literally reported this the the ATF and ASPCA 3 times this week alone and they both just keep telling me they're "looking into it." More like looking into his chocolate pocket, assholes.
I know right ? Tomar got some big ass head doing all the methimetics That's why he calls everyone "pawns" in his mastermind games He paints himself blue and dances, dressed in black cape, while listening to "I'm blue" by Eiffel 65
I mean his idolation of Walter White led to him making his own meth lab and enslaving those who attempt to steal his Tomar Emeralds and forcing them to make his meth. It's really not surprising that he got his friends addicted to his ultra pure purple meth.
I think this episode killed them. The sheer concept of Jef was too much for them to handle. It has been 5 days since an upload. RIP you beautiful souls.
Thats part of his charm. Its so charming infact, that he laughed in front of my wife and now i have to sign divorce papers. The events are unrelated, just wanted to vent about my divorce.
1:50 That is one of my favourite laughs I’ve heard on this channel, I love the way Lyle just went “yeah” and had to process that for a moment before it hit him and he just breaks down
I understand Timmy's motivations, as I own a fish tank. It's hard to get enough electrolytes to keep your pets healthy and happy, I don't judge him for resorting to ethically questionable methods.
You see, I just pour Gatorade into my tanks. Others in the aquarium hobby prefer Powerade, and I’m not saying they’re wrong, but I deeply distrust those people and choose not to interact with them.
GREATEST. INTRO. EVER. The image of TayZonday hanging from the ceiling playing piano and singing Chocolate Rain is genuinely the greatest thing I've ever heard. The presentation and the boys just riffing was gold too.
@@Gaia_Gaistar sometimes the answers are right in front of us man. Most would try to explain why tungsten is pronounced as it is but we free thinkers see the tounge Sten truth for what it is.
I love how Oneyplays took Sleepycabins torch and keeps that amazing podcast alive. Imagine if all the sleepycast episodes were edited like this episodes beginning
@@PodreyJenkin138 For android (which I use), I just use the brave browser to play stuff in the background, or just download mp3 files on my phone with a free downloader. I'll save my 12 dollars a month lul
@@PodreyJenkin138 hell yeah man, once they canned the original TH-cam red program this one came in beautifully. I used my mom's phone for a couple seconds and ads fucking irked me with a passion. I tried using a browser for youtube but that whomps
as soon as they got to the city i started to think this was made by the same guy who did sometimes to deal with the difficulty of being alive i need to believe there is a possibility that life is not real and sure enough it was
Thank God you guys are back. My anxiety was going through the roof, I relapsed into several OCD compulsions, my ADD got real bad and I couldn't focus, my blood pressure was through the roof which made me beat frickin red, my hearing aids malfunctioned without hearing any funnymen, my lung collapsed cause I wasn't laughing, I had numerous Crohn's, IBS, and colitis flare-ups, and to top it all off I had a dry, itchy mouth. I know Tomar will bully me for this but I'm so happy you're back.
We really need a series where they just randomly surf the web
That'd be pretty cool
YES
The true sequel to cowchop’s wrong side of youtube
With the way they were saying this was gonna be different on Twitter, that's what I thought this literally was
deep web speedrun
The way Lyle erupts when Chris compares Tay Zonday to glados made me so happy.
It’s a hilarious image. Tay Zonday hanging from the ceiling, playing the piano upside down like Glados.
@@fatalbert2055 someone needs to draw that ASAP lol
Glados you 9yold.
Imagine Glados singing Chocolate Rain
Ikr? I love it too XD
Tomar sounds really healthy, I'm glad he's made progress with his addiction to epic loot.
We all know it won't last.
Its a gateway drug he'll be on IRL Loot real soon.
Tomar still gets a big grin when he sees orange
@@frozenmind8 It's so sad to watch.
Tomar makes cool stuff but he's known to punch/assault his own fans. Someone asked for his autograph and he went ape and sat on their chest and was punching thier head back and fourth and slamming it against the concrete floor until their head leaked a bright red froth.
Deepest Lore: Black Baby, Maze Meister and Jef all take place on the same universe.
and that weird indie “cyberpunk” game or something
My headcanon is Black Baby grew up and became Button Eyed Rusty Tooth at 11:04
God I hope so
It's so funny when things i know are lumped together.
"Eugh, it's me Jeff, I'm like a little alien creature, EUGH.
"
one subtle little noise and Chris roasts Jeff.
“Eugh, type in rosebud.”
“Who’s jef?” Tomar asks jaxxy angrily while reading through her text messages
@Hickory Jim On her contact list?
JEF stands for Joshua Is Frightening
*his text messages, he's genuinely angry and confused as he never remembered having anyone named jef in his contacts
It wasn't me.
@@PALACIO254Jif?
I'm gonna be honest before the gameplay started I thought it would just be a video of them fuckin' around doing nothing.
Id watch that
@@zayacrow8869 same
💯
I'd be so down to watch that I wouldn't even mind lol
And thats a downgrade?
"haha, this is a fun weird little-"
It's impossible to make friends in your 30s.
"....oh. that hurts."
Yeah that hit hard.
You guys wanna be friends?
@@Maelthorn1337 Depends, are you in your 30s?
My stepdad made friends with a family friend of my mom and he's in his 40s.
@@tomdylan2074 Ask again in 12 days.
is Tomar finally addressing the allegations of hiding chocolate and candy in kids' pockets when they aren't looking?
Sorta, he started off the video making heavy allegations against TayZonday saying he spread his arse hole and sprayed chocolate rain all over some kids and tomar just watched
With a last name like "Goldenstein" perhaps you did that job for Tomar.
Wtf this literally made me lol 😂
@@thegodofsoapkekcario1970 uh, yeah, try to own me again. see how quickly you get banned, idiot. I MADE that orb.
He isn't. I've literally reported this the the ATF and ASPCA 3 times this week alone and they both just keep telling me they're "looking into it." More like looking into his chocolate pocket, assholes.
Damn, JEF's leaps are full with the exaggerated swagger of a purple teen
Exaggerated sween of a purple peen
@@buhgingo2933 Exaggerated scream of a strangled bean
@@DreddLypso Exaggerated spleen of a purple queen
The exaggerated Amin of a sweet bean
Oh boy that thumbnail alone tells me this is gonna be a good one.
@Jebidiah Bushwell lyle is swag idk what u mean
@Jebidiah Bushwell r/lylecirclejerk
Seeing all four boys together for the first time in months gives me unbridled glee.
@@jarsenberg There was the Newgrounds video 2 weeks ago
@Jebidiah Bushwell lol
Ok jokes aside this is actually one of the best episodes of Oneyplays that I’ve ever seen
Well it's great material.
If this was Game Grumps it'd be "This is so fucking weird" on loop until the video ended.
@@luan.galaxy You just couldn't wait to find a reason to hate on Game Grumps for no reason lmao. Rent free.
I made you
100
They are so high on this episode, Tomar's meth addiction is spreading to his friends...
Dude, They are so high their relationships are crumbling before their fingies and are starting developing hormonal imbalances.
I know right ?
Tomar got some big ass head doing all the methimetics
That's why he calls everyone "pawns" in his mastermind games
He paints himself blue and dances, dressed in black cape, while listening to "I'm blue" by Eiffel 65
@@ZeeZ-96q doesn’t he do his own parody of the lyrics saying, “I’m Tomar ba da dee bah da da” ?
I mean his idolation of Walter White led to him making his own meth lab and enslaving those who attempt to steal his Tomar Emeralds and forcing them to make his meth. It's really not surprising that he got his friends addicted to his ultra pure purple meth.
i feel so bad for meth. cant believe meth is addicted to tomar...
*2:30* "I'M NOT A PHYSICIST"
Whole crowd: "funniest shit I ever heard."
I mean... i guess it made me chuckle a tiny bit?... maybe?.
@@hellothere9368 funniest shit i done ever did hear confirmed
"Baby's brainsss chocolate rain infects their membrane"
"CHRIS YOU CANT RHYME BRAIN WITH BRANE"
What for, one two three four.
@@Green_Cumulon Morpheuses porpoises orifaces
Naah, it's a pretty fair rhyme
Go go gadget everything now rhymes with brain.
@@boohiss83 go go gadget make the abusive statements I tell my wife rhyme
I think this episode killed them. The sheer concept of Jef was too much for them to handle. It has been 5 days since an upload. RIP you beautiful souls.
Everytime I hear Lyle laugh, It's like he's never laughed before and doesn't know how to do it.
He cackles like a spooky green witch.
He is a robot who only the funny bois have been able to make feel emotion
Thats part of his charm. Its so charming infact, that he laughed in front of my wife and now i have to sign divorce papers. The events are unrelated, just wanted to vent about my divorce.
it's great
@@Hackerackerackeracker LIKE? More like IS
1:50 That is one of my favourite laughs I’ve heard on this channel, I love the way Lyle just went “yeah” and had to process that for a moment before it hit him and he just breaks down
Guess who just got back today! They’re wild-eyed boys that have been away
I see what you did there, great song
Havent changed, had much to say
But man, I still think those cats are crazy
The boys are back in towwwwwwn
and if you want to buy their toy, they'll fucking kill you.
reading this to the tune of chocolate rain
The boys are back in town
The boys are back in town
(To kill you)
The 3D models in jef looks like Chris made them himself.
“Eugh... My name’s jef... I’m... gay...”
and i'm not so gay
@@isdel9474 and we’re the gay grumps!
This just in: Does Jef is gay?
*Corey's Clone walks in*
Jef stop being so gay.
@@smurpo2956 just- go animate with Corey 14!
I understand Timmy's motivations, as I own a fish tank. It's hard to get enough electrolytes to keep your pets healthy and happy, I don't judge him for resorting to ethically questionable methods.
You see, I just pour Gatorade into my tanks. Others in the aquarium hobby prefer Powerade, and I’m not saying they’re wrong, but I deeply distrust those people and choose not to interact with them.
@@kyliefickle7063 sometimes I just pour battery acid into the tank when I run out of options
this is gonna be one of those oneyplays classics like black baby, isn't it?
I was getting black baby vibes from this too!
It better be dammit
GREATEST. INTRO. EVER. The image of TayZonday hanging from the ceiling playing piano and singing Chocolate Rain is genuinely the greatest thing I've ever heard. The presentation and the boys just riffing was gold too.
AUGHHHHH can’t get outta bed cause I got so much ONEYPLAYS to watch
@@pumpkin3397 you trying to dox him or something?
Ugh.. listen Chris.. ugh I want you to collab with AngryJoe so badly UGHHH
@@islandboy9381 what does this even mean?
@@t.g.5644 Johnnyutah
@@t.g.5644 Island Boy and Barack are referencing an oneyplays episode with Jeff in it and they talk about Jeff's love for AngryJoe
16:27 "You're hurting Jef."
Jeff: *Eweugghh stop hurting me.*
Two seconds in and tomar is already bringing up rosebuds classic tomar.
erm it was actually chris and zach soooooo yeah
@@Beefaroni_Bert Lol classic Tomar!
There needs to be an episode where they just fuck around the entire time like in the beginning of this video. It is needed by humanity,
feels like i’ve been out dehydrated in a desert without my Oney Plays fix
I love how they successfully peer pressured Lyle into doing a J. Jonah Jameson impression
little known fact, tungsten was actually named after the phenomena involving albert einstein's tongue falling out of his mouth
And falling off into the asshole of guy named sten
You guys are full of shit. But I believe every word you said.
His various tongues
@@Gaia_Gaistar sometimes the answers are right in front of us man. Most would try to explain why tungsten is pronounced as it is but we free thinkers see the tounge Sten truth for what it is.
@@Papi_John I learned history and etymology today. Checkmate, atheists.
There is no Jeff. Never have I felt so ripped off in my entire life.
You fool, you expected Jeff when it was titled jef. Pretty cringe
I thought “jef” was Tomar’s street name.
Since he hates Geoff, it's Geoff
no that would be Big Tiberious
I thought Jef was Jeff's street name
It’s his false name when he travelled the stars to search for intelligent alien life forms
Tomar appears from the shadows like a character from Baki "So you really want to taste defeat huh? Well I'm not going to go easy on you."
The first 7 mins or so makes me want a podcast with these guys so bad
They had a podcast called sleepycast, but its been discontinued
wait what that was 7 minutes
Look up SleepyCabin
sleepcab
This is why Jeff always wears a hat: to hide his head tentacle.
So glad Lyle *FINALLY* called out Tomar's obsession with the gaping maw of death.
that Universe-Voring section was like the nightmares i'd have as a child when i wet the fucking bed holy shit
🆗🆒
I love hearing Lyle take vocal steps to climb into his J. Jonah Jameson voice acting mecha suit
" EUUUUGH, THIS BROWN STUFF IN MY NAILS TASTES SO *GOOD* " - Jef
5:40 I love how this JEF says Timmy wiped everyone's memories but then everyone in the spa immediately proceeds to lore dump 😂
Chris’ story about the brown nails was definitely an Irish Story
Niall would be proud
Lyle’s editing is soo good
I love how it takes Lyle like 5 diffrent voices to sink in Jameson lmao
It really feels like this was made explicitly for this channel and these bois
Really love the breakdown and philosophical debate on the fundamentals of Chocolate Rain and the fabled keyboard
I love how Oneyplays took Sleepycabins torch and keeps that amazing podcast alive. Imagine if all the sleepycast episodes were edited like this episodes beginning
Whew, the first OneyPlays video of this year. Let's see what all the fuss is
Footage of 12 year old kids getting a hold of one of their parents computer for the whole day
The secret ending is all the little jefs storm the Capitol in DC
No political stuff in the comments section please
@@germanempireball3375 like you're one to talk you murdered all the Jewish people. Apologize to Tomar now
@@callmeepicgamer2925 lol
And then everyone gets mad at Chris on twitter for making a joke about minecraft steve in smash bros.
@@sinister2509 Twitter is a fucking cesspool
The Beginning Is Just Like A Sleepy Cast Episode
Yay the boys are back. Hope you boys had good holidays.
I love that jeff does a kickflip every time he jumps, just like the real JEF
Even with all the chaos in the world, it's nice to have the funny bois back again
"Chaos in the world". 1 country isn't the world. Typical yank.
@@wenbluepirate3954 there's a pandemic going on lol
@@wenbluepirate3954 lol i live in the us and even idgaf abt all this shit except rona
Playing weird games like this where it's genuinely a cool, new and completely unexpected experience is P E A K oneyplays
I love how the first 2 minutes is on chocolate rain
This game's name is literally jef and yet they only referenced jeff like once sigh.... I was hoping for more jeff noises
OneyPlays huh?
[inhales tractor exhaust pipe]
I haven't heard that name in COUGH COUGH oh fuck COUGH
chris is getting too good at gaslighting i actually believed him about the tay zonday piano prodigy thing for like a full minute
Really hoping for more of this and Adventures of Chris.
"Why is this?"
~Tomar the Tomarian
Finally a message I can get behind
5:34
Hey Tomar, it's you :0
Tomar would like to know you're location >:(
@@sweet5304 your'e* >:[
Your* >:《
"LOOK JEFF, THAT'S YOU!"
“Put a laugh track up, you sound ridiculous dude” fucking had me weeezimg
It's always heartwarming seeing chris apreciating indie games
No title has intrigued me so fast.
I like that Chris’ Tay Zonday impression is basically his Plankton impression
The true horror is that one of the boys is paying for TH-cam Premium...
@@PodreyJenkin138 Why would you pay money for something that's free
@@PodreyJenkin138 For android (which I use), I just use the brave browser to play stuff in the background, or just download mp3 files on my phone with a free downloader. I'll save my 12 dollars a month lul
@@PodreyJenkin138 you can't buy back your dignity
@@PodreyJenkin138 hell yeah man, once they canned the original TH-cam red program this one came in beautifully. I used my mom's phone for a couple seconds and ads fucking irked me with a passion. I tried using a browser for youtube but that whomps
@@PodreyJenkin138 People complain about TH-cam Premium but'll pay for a amazon prime they use once a month plus 30+ million people would agree with us
Lyle’s knockin’ it outta the park with these edits
You guys should plays games in Dreams. But if Tomar shoots down the idea, don't worry about it, it's not worth the pummeling
I thought the exact same thing while watching this episode. Jeff looks like something made in Dreams to be honest
Why do I keep coming back to this series? Because all 4 of the boys are here
I wish Ding Dong was also playing, because I feel like he would thrive with this game
The full oneyplays gang videos are so good
YEEEESSS
ive been so depressed without them
I'm depressed with them
i need, absolutely NEED more jef
Ok but that first 5 minutes was some real content
Love the intro today. Need this right now in this crazy country.
his name jef
Mah nem et chef
Max, TF are you doing here?
Hearing Lyle say he's going to turn the city into a was-y gets me in the gut everytime 🤣
8:59 “mmm full custody” - Marge Simpson
This is gonna be a good year for OneyPlays.
Chocolate rain!
CONTINUE THIS SERIES, THIS GAME IS EPIC
This game is like a more Sea Monkey version of Hylics, Hey yall should play Hylics
Bless the dev for making a game based entirely on those Ed, Edd, n' Eddy episode title cards.
Thank god they're back i was just sitting in the corner of my room ripping clumps of hair out of my scalp this whole time.
as soon as they got to the city i started to think this was made by the same guy who did sometimes to deal with the difficulty of being alive i need to believe there is a possibility that life is not real and sure enough it was
When we needed them most, they've returned.
Thank God you guys are back. My anxiety was going through the roof, I relapsed into several OCD compulsions, my ADD got real bad and I couldn't focus, my blood pressure was through the roof which made me beat frickin red, my hearing aids malfunctioned without hearing any funnymen, my lung collapsed cause I wasn't laughing, I had numerous Crohn's, IBS, and colitis flare-ups, and to top it all off I had a dry, itchy mouth. I know Tomar will bully me for this but I'm so happy you're back.
Not to brag or anything, but I was able to eat a whole meal while watching this
Congrats! I hope it was both hearty and nutritious, feast well my friend!
Hopefully you have eaten something since
Erm...Basically a 5 minute intro !? I’m not complaining...
8:42 ... MOOOOOOOOOM !!! GET IN HERE ! THEY BROUGHT IT BACK !!!
This video opens with 2 minutes of Tay Zonday shit, I expect nothing more and nothing less from them
I like how Lyle says “editor” as if he didn’t edit this episode 😂
"Ugh" - planet Jef
This is the most abstract oneyplays ive seen
You can't convince me Chris didn't make this game
having all four boys is the best thing, the progression into J. Jonah Jameson absolutely killed me.
Yall really just dropped Jeff and left🤔🤔🤔
there’s a reason i like this group so much more than game grumps and all of the other ones
Ah finally it felt like forever
Please ... more Jef!