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The second the judge said it was too late to overturn the guy's a death certificate he should have said okay I'm walking out of here and going to rob a bank. Good luck charging a dead man.
Funny af i would be pretty worried not considered alive or a member of society but yeah would the regulations and rules apply to a legally dead person apply
Years ago my best friend ordered a custom engraved picture frame to give to her husband. She requested it say “ You Are The Whole Package”What she Got? “You Ate The Whole Package”. We died laughing.
I've actually had a few of these very things happen to me: 1) snake in the car, or a variation. It was a mouse instead, and happened two separate times about 20 years apart 2) funky tan, fell asleep in my parents pool wearing a weird shaped swimsuit. Tan took years to even out. Had a big, very dark tan stripe on my lower back. This was back when shorter tops and low rise jeans were the norm so it was impossible to hide. 3) swelled up face after bee sting. Was walking my dog and a sweat bee got me by my eyebrow and my face swelled up like that for a day and a half. Missed a day of work cuz I couldn't see to drive 4) the bug on helmet thing, though to be fair that's likely happened to anyone driving near the Mississippi river during mayfly season. 5) favorite mug broke while moving. Only mug in the entire box that broke. Only thing I moved that broke, actually.. never moving again. 6) oh, and a variation of "car in the pool", too! It was instead.. a cow in the pool. And the bastard destroyed our above ground pool right at the start of summer. At least I couldn't fall asleep in it that year. There's a reason I tell folks I have "(insert my last name) Luck".
I remember getting stung by a large wasp. I had no idea it had landed on my bed. I sat down and a second later, I jumped up with a start. I saw the wasp. It was large and looked like it was a dark red hairy/velvety wasp. I must have put enough pressure on it that it injected the back of my thigh with a big dose of venom. It felt like a hypodermic needle injected me with molten lava. In less than 30 seconds the redness started expanding. It almost covered the entire area in that irritating redness in a little over a minute. It made me a bit shaky. But, thankfully, I'm not allergic. The sting was just irritating and painful. It was actually a benefit for me that my dad chewed tobacco at that time. You have to use the tobacco juice that is being chewed. For some reason, the saliva mixed with the tobacco is what works. And it works faster than other remedy like meat tenderizer. I had to lay on my stomach. My dad chewed some tobacco then spit the juice in his hand. He rubbed the juice on the area where I got stung. At 1st, it started burning worse. Then about 30-40 seconds later, the burning and pain completely went away. The redness disappeared quickly, too.
When I was 10, I broke my arm on my friend's trampoline. My mom didn't believe me (I was a precocious kid who tended towards a bit of hypochondria, so I don't blame her) so I "proved" it to her by laying it on the table and letting it roll off in the wrong direction. I was right;I t was definitely broken. But now it was also splintered and twisted 180 degrees. What would have been a simple fracture now required pins and surgeries and stabilization. RIP my mom's wallet, especially since we were hella poor.
Ughhh, the broken eggs ones just hurt my soul. I work at a Walmart, and at my old store there was a weird lip near the dairy cooler that made it so that you had to pull pallets in and out, never push. I was newer (at least to the department)at the time and no one told me that. And I pushed out a pallet of eggs... and sent the entire pallet down. In full transparency, I almost immediately burst into tears, terrified that I was going to be fired for that. My manager at the time pulled me aside and told me about how he did similar with glass bottles of pop and said it wasn't the end of the world and certainly not something I'd be fired for, and then coworkers ended up making a series of egg puns to help calm me down while they helped clean up the giant mess. So yeah, wasn't a fun time, and to this day I refuse to move pallets of eggs, even if they're shrink wrapped like crazy.
I knocked over a milk pallet, only lost 4 4litres but the mess was crazy! Eggs are such a pain to clean up. Especially when they smash in the case and go into the grills of the cooler.
The ratsnake reminded me of last summer. I was sitting at a redlight when a rat ran in the road, up the tire , and into the engine of the truck next to me. I rolled down my window and got the attention of the woman driving the other truck and told her a rat had just jumped in her vehicle. Apparently she thought I was making fun of her and when the light turned she peeled off spinning her tires. About 10 miles down the road I saw her truck in the ditch on its side on the edge of the hwy. She was out of the truck and was on the phone so I pulled over to see if she was ok/needed help. When i got out and walked up to her she collapsed into a seated position and started crying uncontrollably. I ran up thinking she was hurt but when I got to her and asked, she stared me in the eye for about 30 seconds before saying that she was sorry for acting dumb at the light when I was only trying to help her. She had been speeding along to get far ahead of me after the redlight when the rat jumped out from under her dash right into her lap and up the front of her shirt😂😂. Unfortunately this caused her to lose control of the speeding truck which was why it was on its side in the ditch. Thankfully nobody was hurt🤕. I guess the rat was just trying to hitch a ride to somewhere far from home😂
I suppose it could be worse... The bear could have decided that scent was totally irresistible, and carried you off to be a mobile air freshener back at the cave. Still, glad you weren't eaten, gnawed upon, or rudely awoken at 3AM.
My cousin is allergic to bees and wasps. He was playing one day when he was a young teenager. He accidentally disturbed a wasps' nest. They swarmed and stung him near his eyes. His eyes were much more swollen than the girl at 12:03. He couldn't see for a long time. If a mouse has been walking all over your bed, immediately wash your bed covers and pillowcases using a strong disinfectant infused detergent. Or throw them out. Mice are incontinent. They're spreading all kinds of germs, bacteria and diseases wherever they walk. So, if you see evidence of a mouse that has been nibbling on bags of grains like rice, trash it. And disinfect the whole area.
My mom is allergic and she got stung by a wasp on her lip. Her throat started swelling up and she was rushed to ER. Carry an epi-pen if you're allergic to something like that!
@@twinxcloudy4345 There will be bug fragments or mealworms in grains, cereals and similar foods. I found a perfectly molted shell of a dragonfly in my organic Spring Mix salad greens. I ate the lettuces anyway. Meal worms are edible. So they're not really doing any real damage to the grains. If you like yogurt, crabs, lobsters, crawfish, then you like eating bugs. They even have cricket flour for sale. It's higher in protein.
Can relate to the “breaking favorite mug thing.” My mother’s favorite mug recently broke its handle with no real warning and really pissed her off. What’s worse, the mug showed no signs of damage before the handle cracked off the ceramic mug.
When my husband and I tried to buy a new car several years ago, we were turned down for a loan because the credit company had me listed as dead. It was a real hassle to fix. The ratsnake wouldn’t have laid eggs in the car, they prefer a warm (about 79-80°F) humid spot.
12:54-the only thing worse than that is seeing a spider walk across the floor while you’re sitting on the toilet…and that’s happened to me a few times!!! 😓😓😓
The car at the end reminded me of when my mum used to clean a house that were the descendants of the person who invented the thing you click your seatbelt into. Anyway, one time the parents where on holiday leaving their teenage kids alone for the weekend. My mum showed up on her usual Monday morning and found their massive mansion completely trashed. A sofa from one of their living rooms ended up in the indoor pool. And wicker furniture was in the outdoor pool and a like £3000 vase had been used as an ashtray
The death certificate one is beyond me I just can not fathom how a court can tell him it's too late. Ummm no it's not too late cuz I'm literally standing Alive in front of you...wow
I wonder what would happen if he got arrested? Obviously they can’t arrest, imprison, or hold a trial if the defendant is dead, right? They would have to acknowledge that he’s alive if they wanted to apply consequences...and if they did acknowledge it, they would be required to legally reverse his death in order to find him guilty, and put him on probation, or in jail....right? If it’s a felony they’d also have to add his DNA & prints to CODIS, classifying him by name, age, history, crime, sentence, and where he’s serving his sentence, or living post-conviction. Can’t be dead at the same time. I bet if he commits a crime, not a super bad one...just, like, one of the more innocuous ones, it would solve his “being dead” problem. It would probably create some new problems, lol, but he’s be alive! Lol
It is true. If things start going really bad on a day you should just stop and go back to your house. One of those days for me was when: I was going to college and it was raining pretty bad - the college was an hour and a half from my city (in another). I got too late for class so I missed it. For the next class I forgot the assignment. Still, I was planning to attend. However, when I picked up the backpack and started carrying it the strap broke and fell. At that moment I made the choice. It was too much wrong going on so I decided to go back home in case something truly awful happen.
I've done the same. I woke up with my chronic illness flaring up and still got to the university in pouring rain only to find out that thanks to the big renovations of the university the classroom my lecture was supposed to be in was not there. Just a corridor with no classroom numbers, all doors locked and no one there. I knocked on all doors. I decided that this ain't it, I'm feeling like crap, have no idea for this and I'm gonna go back home. Later I learned that the new classroom was on the another side of the university but they just hadn't updated the university map on the internet yet and the teacher didn't realise we might not actually know where the new classroom is because the map shows it to a completely different place. They moved entire faculties around and everything was a confusing mess for a while. Our classrooms are marked like ED302 for an faculty of education classroom 2 on floor 3. The numbers moved with the faculty but the maps updated only after every faculty had moved.
3:04 "Although she escaped unarmed..." My guy. It was a Red Rat Snake. Rat Snakes are _nonvenomous._ I used to grab them by their tails with my bare hands and yank them out of my henhouse all the time! The only danger that that woman was in would be if she freaked out and drove off the road, _not_ any danger from the snake itself! 😛
my reaction to the cake would been me walking in to the place and saying "What the hell is this? i asked for a cake with a green frog....NOT THIS CRAP" then throw it down on the floor n walk away
My friend was allergic to a LOT of stuff, including cats. She loved cats. Now she has 3 cats, is still allergic but she got used to it and only has a rash when it touches her face and not any part of her body.
@@dsandoval9396 yes and no. The thing that people are allergic to typically is the dander, or dead skin cells, and saliva of a cat. There are cat breeds that produce minute amounts of dander but can still cause allergic reactions depending on the severity of the allergy. A lot of people think hairless cats are hypoallergenic cuz they don't have fur, but they actually produce more dander than some other breeds like the Egyptian Mau, which some consider a hypoallergenic breed.
Several in my family are too, but we got two Siberian Cats - the allergen Fel D1 is INSANELY much lower. They used to couldn’t even breathe around cat owned houses (not even getting near the cat). With these two babies, one gets a mild sniffles (only in shredding season) and the other just gets a mild itch when picking them up (with one of them but not the other - apparently one person allergic can react to 1 cat and another person allergic can respond to the 2nd cat but both ppl is fine visa verca 🤔🤷♀️ it’s the darnsest thing)
Actually if you think about it the guy who was crushed by a rock probably had one of the better deaths in Pompeii. Meaning that the cloud Of death that was coming towards the city was a ten times worse death then being crushed to death and dying instantly. So apparently the smoke you breathe in is like acid and it causes your lungs to fill up with fluid and you suffocate and die.
Well oddly enough I have a story for this, roughly about five or so years ago I was working at McDonald's in the kitchen making breakfast muffins for the McMuffin sandwiches. After they had come out of the toaster I was buttering them with our butter bottle and I was squeezing the butter out of it onto the muffin when it clogged. Didn't realize it was clogged, sometimes it can be a little stubborn to come out, and I squeezed and squeezed until the backend blew out and just covered my right side in butter. Had to borrow a shirt from my co-worker, and go to the bathroom and clean off all the butter, and when I got home that day I scrubbed myself as much as I could to get the butter off of me. I swear I can sometimes still fill the butter on my right side now and again
Try dropping entire glitter bottle on the floor it happened 3 months ago and I still find a glitter everywhere near the carpet and my whole room Edit : we romoved the carpet and got a new one
I had fair few bad days in secondary school from 2012 to 2017, including having my "red week" randomly start up during break without a warning and being completely unprepared for it because being naturally irregular is a pain in the arse
As I was watching this, my school timer went off and I stood up so quickly I lost control of my body and I fell to the ground causing a nosebleed. Safe to say, I had a worse day than them.
When I was young, I helped out in a supermarket once a week after school and put away goods delivered from the central warehouse. Before Easter, large pallets of eggs were delivered. One pallet had to be carefully rolled into the store, which I did together with an employee. A customer at the refrigerated counter took a step backwards, bumped my shoulder and I had knocked five egg pallets with 30 eggs each off the stack. The customer apologized countless times and I was then allowed to wipe up the 150 broken eggs and I find the smell of raw eggs disgusting and almost threw up.
Look up Troy Ray. He was the only fatality in the 2019 Ridgecrest earthquake. He was also the first known earthquake victim in the entire state of Nevada. Not a boulder, but still, Sucksville for him. He should have gone to Jiffy Lube.
The original basilisk myth was a lot more complicated than that, and weirder too: First, it had to be an egg laid by a ROOSTER. Don't ask me how that was supposed to happen. Then, the rooster had to have laid it, very specifically, in a pile of dung. And then the snake (or toad, a toad would work too) had to incubate it for seven years.
4:48 I have a similar story but this was 4 years ago so I don't remember too much detail so I'll be shortening it. I was in my father's backyard eating ice cream in a super cone that was strawberry, chocolate and vanilla with my brother and cousins. The adults were making food as a cookout near seven in the afternoon but then our of nowhere there is a baby bird on my ice cream which caused it to splatter a bit onto me but it didn't bother me as much as having a living bird in my tasty treat. Mind you my dad had a two story house so it feel out of those holes you see that can open up but have no idea what they do. My uncle then got the bird and put it back inside where it's mother was waiting. I was like 9 but I remember that I just had it in my ice cream while in my hand looking at it wondering "what is this thing with feathers that just entered my ice cream?" It was fun seeing a bird going back home after knowing what our mouths feel when we eat ice cream.
How funny 5:20ish I was seeing the broken eggs and remembering dropping a pallet of grape juice in minus -20 degrees Fahrenheit. It took several hours and a few days chipping ice off the racks and floors.
So, the one with the cockroach in ice reminded me of a horrid day I had. I had set a black cherry smirnoff down to use the bathroom, got distracted from the gathering of friends, and the drink sat for 10 minutes...without the cap on. You easily see of where this is going. So, not thinking about it, since it was the last bit, I took it like a shot of alcohol, and immediately regretted it. I felt something on my tongue, and after I managed to get it out, I saw it was a dead fly. An immediate vomit or two later, I swore to never leave an opened drink laying around. Yes, it meant I took them to the bathroom too.
Worse day of 2020 for me. Nov 10 get told I have chronic migraines, chronic vertigo, facial paralysis, a small stroke, possibly ms, and then on the way home had a tire blow out. Finally get home only to get a phone call saying my father died. 2020 worse year so far.
The only time I've ever felt this emotional helplessness was for the people who died during the Boxing Day earthquake and sunami. I am so sorry that I couldn't say or do anything to help you deal with so much pain.
My really bad day was when I was having a snowball fight with my family at my grandparents cabin and I took a turn around the shed. When I turned I stepped onto a frozen puddle of ashes from the fire pit. Sence the ice was thin I fell right through with my twenty pound dog how hates water it was cold but everyone help me and Deisal(my dog) out.
When I was about nine or ten years old, I caught a large garter snake and kept it in a fish tank. About a week later, the snake had given birth to twenty or so tiny baby snakes (garter snakes don't lay eggs.) A few days later I knocked the tank over and it broke, sending all of the snakes scattering. We caught most of them but a week later we heard my older sister scream bloody murder, as she'd stepped on one of the baby snakes barefoot. That was almost 30 years ago, and my sister still hasn't forgiven me for that 😂
19:30 Wondering just how real the makeup imprint was. Why would her _teeth_ have transferred? Who puts foundation on their teeth? 😂 I call shenanigans!
The guy laying on the floor in the fetal position because his *Pizza slid out of the box and onto the floor*, made me think of (Yoda) *Yo Cheese gone done slide off your Cracker*! 😂😂 Okay back to the floor Pizza. Thankfully it fell on its crust, and if he’s anything like me I prefer just the toppings! But you can’t order JUST toppings! It needs the crust to hold it together! 🤣🤣
It happened about 5 months ago when I got a concussion during gym class when I tripped and when flying into the wall I went the emergency room and some guy sneezed and got blood on my face, so I went to the bathroom too wash up. In the middle of washing up the water stopped running then when leaving the bathroom I smacked my head on the door and it ended up with 10 stitches to my forehead and a CT scan. As well as having to stay home from the class trip to Ontario Canada
I was once visiting my friend for Christmas 2020 and he let me go in his pool. About 20 minutes in I said my tummy was scratching. So his mom let me out of the pool. They figured out it was an allergic reaction and it took about a week to recover and no bad things happened. I still remember that to this day and whenever I think about it, I feel a little bit weirded out.
One thing that happened to me is when I was playing a game with my family on Thanksgiving (we were playing Scattergories) all of my answers got crossed so then I didn't have any points for 6 rounds
I was here for that hail, no one believed me when I said the stones were in fact baseball sized. There's still Insurance claims being claimed. I was glad we didn't have a new vehicle lol.
We were practicing for the spelling bee and I had to spell “remember”. I spelled R E M E M B E R, and then my teacher said “sorry, that’s incorrect”. Do you know how embarrassing that is? All the kids knew I spelled it right, and were looking at my teacher. At least I won the real spelling bee two weeks later
I was taking a shower one morning and got out to dry myself, I felt something tickling the back of my shoulder so I assumed it was some of my hair and brushed it off only to see a giant black house spider on the floor the size of my palm. I didn’t go back in that bathroom for over a month until my dad told me he flushed it.... Now every time I feel a tickle of hair or water I can’t help but expect it to be another spider and I panic every time.
I think when I was around two or four, I climbed on top of this dresser to move a WII sensor higher. Apparently the dresser was unlevel, and then the dresser tipped sending it, me, and one of those big clunky TVs right on my face. I’m surprised I can still work well
Yeah man, happened to me too. Pulling out a draw of an old wooden dresser, big box tv on top, the dresser and tv fell on me. I was a little kid back then. I too wonder if that affected me at all, like, am i born kinda stupid, had my head bumped too many times, just a normal amount of stupid, or a combination? Who knows. And like, how did i survive childhood. >
I've had a dead bird fall out of a tree and right on my lap while I was sitting on a swing once in my yard. I buried it after under a painted rock with some writing on it and as far as I know its still there and I was a kid when this happed.
My darling little girl cat Rosie died this morning I know that there’s people losing loved ones and babies die this has been a horrid year for a lot of people.
@Terry Saunders My heartfelt condolences for your loss it’s really been a terrible year for you and I’ve been crying over my cat while you’ve lost so many loved ones how much can anyone take? You’re in my prayers 🙏
Who walks into their kitchen, sees the cat squatting over the open rice cooker and thinks "I should take a picture"??? My reaction would have been instant screaming, running at my cat, and chucking it off the countertop.
2:17 I am having the worst day ever! My neighbor next door is building a pool and there’s lots of noise and they took down half of my house’s fence!😢😢😢
Story time: A few days ago, I was playing Tag with my friends at the after school program. I was gonna jump off something but since it was still wet, my foot slipped, my feet got stuck on the bars and I swung back and slammed my kidney on the bar. I was rushed to a hospital and turns out I cut my right kidney, it's a grade 3 and i'm still in the hospital, I was just trying to play a game..worst day ever.
My daughter fell into a cactus while we were backpacking when she was 4 we called cactus “Heidi bushes” for the rest of our lives, my daughter is in her 40’s now!
One Monday fell down stairs at home before work, was late to work, got hollered at by my boss. Got to work on my computer, crashed the computer. At lunch, fell down stairs going to lunch. After lunch, my phone decided it hated me & crashed. Was followed home by a truck, freaking me out. Got home, kids had blew up the microwave. Ordered pizza & it was late and the guy was a assh*le. I gave up and went to bed.
If u r having a bad day Imagine saving money to buy the new IPhone 12 and finding out that it's screen is completely shattered just after 45min buying it. Never put ur phone in back pocket and accidentally sit down
I actually don't understand why people hate spiders. I have one (of course, way not so large as 12:46) in my bathroom for like 2 months already (or more, I might not have noticed). The corner has some webs in it, but they are thin and almost invisible, so I usually don't even remember they are here. I sometimes see it on a wall or on the baseboard. I don't care. Why would anyone hate them?
When I was twelve, we were on the way to school when a cement truck, which had been speeding down another road towards and intersection that we were sitting at, realized that the bridge was too low but didn't have time to stop. They instead crashed into a wooden electrical pole, which then proceeded to fall towards us. My mom backed up just in time and it fell right where we had been a few seconds previously, live wires on the ground. The cement truck driver actually tried to back up and leave, but he wasn't able to maneuver out and the police got him.
The glitter paint: always cold cream your skin first. Then after, copious amounts of cold cream to get it off. If color remains after four passes, HeadNshoulders shampoo applied and worked in. Be very careful about getting in eyes, nose, or mouth. I’m not responsible in any way, shape, or form; real or implied if you try this. Just my personal experience on how to maybe turn the correct shade again. At worst, get a bar of fels-naptha soap and work some into a stiff lather and work that into skin. It’s what we used to get stage makeup and grease paint out of costumes in stock productions wardrobe.
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The second the judge said it was too late to overturn the guy's a death certificate he should have said okay I'm walking out of here and going to rob a bank. Good luck charging a dead man.
Michael Johnson that or I would say good luck making me pay taxes. The dead don’t pay taxes 😂😂🤣🤣
Funny af i would be pretty worried not considered alive or a member of society but yeah would the regulations and rules apply to a legally dead person apply
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Why do you need money when you are a dead man
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Years ago my best friend ordered a custom engraved picture frame to give to her husband. She requested it say “ You Are The Whole Package”What she Got? “You Ate The Whole Package”.
We died laughing.
Lol 😂
😂😂😂
Not going to lie I wouldn't complain that's Brill
That's actually a better quote!
@@LaunchPadMcQuack4Hire Right ?
Rats are total sweethearts. They're playful, goofy, and completely loving. Also they save lives. I know that from experience.
What?
@@pmcrevenant1297 What are you confused about?
@@Jennifer-jt9cb Rats carry diseases, they eat your food, and can leave paw marks anywhere.
I have a different opinion about rats...
I've actually had a few of these very things happen to me:
1) snake in the car, or a variation. It was a mouse instead, and happened two separate times about 20 years apart
2) funky tan, fell asleep in my parents pool wearing a weird shaped swimsuit. Tan took years to even out. Had a big, very dark tan stripe on my lower back. This was back when shorter tops and low rise jeans were the norm so it was impossible to hide.
3) swelled up face after bee sting. Was walking my dog and a sweat bee got me by my eyebrow and my face swelled up like that for a day and a half. Missed a day of work cuz I couldn't see to drive
4) the bug on helmet thing, though to be fair that's likely happened to anyone driving near the Mississippi river during mayfly season.
5) favorite mug broke while moving. Only mug in the entire box that broke. Only thing I moved that broke, actually.. never moving again.
6) oh, and a variation of "car in the pool", too! It was instead.. a cow in the pool. And the bastard destroyed our above ground pool right at the start of summer. At least I couldn't fall asleep in it that year.
There's a reason I tell folks I have "(insert my last name) Luck".
I'm sorry but some of that is funny, and a cow? A COW?!? In the pool.... 😂 What?!?
cope
for 4th: no big deal mayflys live for 24 hours.
@@pushpanigale5031 no big deal, I'll just pull the plug since your mother only has 24 hours left
Respect
I remember getting stung by a large wasp.
I had no idea it had landed on my bed.
I sat down and a second later, I jumped up with a start. I saw the wasp. It was large and looked like it was a dark red hairy/velvety wasp.
I must have put enough pressure on it that it injected the back of my thigh with a big dose of venom.
It felt like a hypodermic needle injected me with molten lava.
In less than 30 seconds the redness started expanding. It almost covered the entire area in that irritating redness in a little over a minute. It made me a bit shaky. But, thankfully, I'm not allergic. The sting was just irritating and painful.
It was actually a benefit for me that my dad chewed tobacco at that time.
You have to use the tobacco juice that is being chewed. For some reason, the saliva mixed with the tobacco is what works. And it works faster than other remedy like meat tenderizer.
I had to lay on my stomach. My dad chewed some tobacco then spit the juice in his hand. He rubbed the juice on the area where I got stung.
At 1st, it started burning worse. Then about 30-40 seconds later, the burning and pain completely went away.
The redness disappeared quickly, too.
Sheeeeeeeeeesh
Ok, ew…. But I’m glad that helped though.
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Me, too.
When a sting hurts and burns that bad, you'd be willing to get the tobacco juice cure.
It works very fast.
I feel lik3 the velvety look could have been a hornet.
When I was 10, I broke my arm on my friend's trampoline. My mom didn't believe me (I was a precocious kid who tended towards a bit of hypochondria, so I don't blame her) so I "proved" it to her by laying it on the table and letting it roll off in the wrong direction. I was right;I t was definitely broken. But now it was also splintered and twisted 180 degrees. What would have been a simple fracture now required pins and surgeries and stabilization. RIP my mom's wallet, especially since we were hella poor.
Well, at least you proved your arm was busted.
I spent 2 minutes trying to figure out what word you were trying to use there, haha.
I don't even know what to say but...ouch
Atleast u Didnt Break ur skull or neck and die so its not that bad but still rip ur arm
Its your moms fault for not believing you.
The pigeon girl is actually kind of famous for doing "expectations" vs "reality" photo shoots like that.
My snake crawled into my ac vent in my house and crawled onto me in the middle of the night. (It was an 8 foot Royal python)
Yes
Yeah
Ughhh, the broken eggs ones just hurt my soul.
I work at a Walmart, and at my old store there was a weird lip near the dairy cooler that made it so that you had to pull pallets in and out, never push.
I was newer (at least to the department)at the time and no one told me that. And I pushed out a pallet of eggs... and sent the entire pallet down.
In full transparency, I almost immediately burst into tears, terrified that I was going to be fired for that. My manager at the time pulled me aside and told me about how he did similar with glass bottles of pop and said it wasn't the end of the world and certainly not something I'd be fired for, and then coworkers ended up making a series of egg puns to help calm me down while they helped clean up the giant mess.
So yeah, wasn't a fun time, and to this day I refuse to move pallets of eggs, even if they're shrink wrapped like crazy.
that was an eggcellent learning experience.
I knocked over a milk pallet, only lost 4 4litres but the mess was crazy! Eggs are such a pain to clean up. Especially when they smash in the case and go into the grills of the cooler.
The ratsnake reminded me of last summer. I was sitting at a redlight when a rat ran in the road, up the tire , and into the engine of the truck next to me. I rolled down my window and got the attention of the woman driving the other truck and told her a rat had just jumped in her vehicle. Apparently she thought I was making fun of her and when the light turned she peeled off spinning her tires. About 10 miles down the road I saw her truck in the ditch on its side on the edge of the hwy. She was out of the truck and was on the phone so I pulled over to see if she was ok/needed help. When i got out and walked up to her she collapsed into a seated position and started crying uncontrollably. I ran up thinking she was hurt but when I got to her and asked, she stared me in the eye for about 30 seconds before saying that she was sorry for acting dumb at the light when I was only trying to help her. She had been speeding along to get far ahead of me after the redlight when the rat jumped out from under her dash right into her lap and up the front of her shirt😂😂. Unfortunately this caused her to lose control of the speeding truck which was why it was on its side in the ditch. Thankfully nobody was hurt🤕. I guess the rat was just trying to hitch a ride to somewhere far from home😂
When I was camping I awoke to see a wet spot on my tent from a Bears nose who decided I smelled rather nice. I now carry bear mace.
I suppose it could be worse... The bear could have decided that scent was totally irresistible, and carried you off to be a mobile air freshener back at the cave. Still, glad you weren't eaten, gnawed upon, or rudely awoken at 3AM.
Bearmace attracts bears
Better you smell nice rather than tasty.
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I would carry a gun not mace
My cousin is allergic to bees and wasps.
He was playing one day when he was a young teenager.
He accidentally disturbed a wasps' nest. They swarmed and stung him near his eyes.
His eyes were much more swollen than the girl at 12:03.
He couldn't see for a long time.
If a mouse has been walking all over your bed, immediately wash your bed covers and pillowcases using a strong disinfectant infused detergent. Or throw them out.
Mice are incontinent. They're spreading all kinds of germs, bacteria and diseases wherever they walk.
So, if you see evidence of a mouse that has been nibbling on bags of grains like rice, trash it. And disinfect the whole area.
Yeah that's great advice. I've seen people salvage bags of grain despite them having holes and little mouse turds all of them.
if i may say...i dealt with mice...none of them were as bad as yall think they were...provided my cat would play with them in the tub
My mom is allergic and she got stung by a wasp on her lip. Her throat started swelling up and she was rushed to ER. Carry an epi-pen if you're allergic to something like that!
My grampa told me a story he found mealworms in all his grain bags
@@twinxcloudy4345
There will be bug fragments or mealworms in grains, cereals and similar foods.
I found a perfectly molted shell of a dragonfly in my organic Spring Mix salad greens.
I ate the lettuces anyway.
Meal worms are edible.
So they're not really doing any real damage to the grains.
If you like yogurt, crabs, lobsters, crawfish, then you like eating bugs.
They even have cricket flour for sale.
It's higher in protein.
Can relate to the “breaking favorite mug thing.” My mother’s favorite mug recently broke its handle with no real warning and really pissed her off. What’s worse, the mug showed no signs of damage before the handle cracked off the ceramic mug.
When my husband and I tried to buy a new car several years ago, we were turned down for a loan because the credit company had me listed as dead. It was a real hassle to fix.
The ratsnake wouldn’t have laid eggs in the car, they prefer a warm (about 79-80°F) humid spot.
12:54-the only thing worse than that is seeing a spider walk across the floor while you’re sitting on the toilet…and that’s happened to me a few times!!! 😓😓😓
The car at the end reminded me of when my mum used to clean a house that were the descendants of the person who invented the thing you click your seatbelt into. Anyway, one time the parents where on holiday leaving their teenage kids alone for the weekend. My mum showed up on her usual Monday morning and found their massive mansion completely trashed. A sofa from one of their living rooms ended up in the indoor pool. And wicker furniture was in the outdoor pool and a like £3000 vase had been used as an ashtray
Wow that sucks, kid is nice enough to have a party and the kids show up and trash it.
The death certificate one is beyond me I just can not fathom how a court can tell him it's too late. Ummm no it's not too late cuz I'm literally standing Alive in front of you...wow
I wonder what would happen if he got arrested? Obviously they can’t arrest, imprison, or hold a trial if the defendant is dead, right? They would have to acknowledge that he’s alive if they wanted to apply consequences...and if they did acknowledge it, they would be required to legally reverse his death in order to find him guilty, and put him on probation, or in jail....right? If it’s a felony they’d also have to add his DNA & prints to CODIS, classifying him by name, age, history, crime, sentence, and where he’s serving his sentence, or living post-conviction. Can’t be dead at the same time.
I bet if he commits a crime, not a super bad one...just, like, one of the more innocuous ones, it would solve his “being dead” problem. It would probably create some new problems, lol, but he’s be alive! Lol
Hes from the same country as me, and i was like : wtf how dumb can the people who have a job be?
All I could think was he should repeal the case to a higher court and have that judge de-benched.
Please, CPS once labeled me as dead
Judge: well we can fix the issue of the paperwork being incorrect, balif take him out.
It is true. If things start going really bad on a day you should just stop and go back to your house.
One of those days for me was when:
I was going to college and it was raining pretty bad - the college was an hour and a half from my city (in another).
I got too late for class so I missed it. For the next class I forgot the assignment. Still, I was planning to attend. However, when I picked up the backpack and started carrying it the strap broke and fell.
At that moment I made the choice. It was too much wrong going on so I decided to go back home in case something truly awful happen.
I've done the same. I woke up with my chronic illness flaring up and still got to the university in pouring rain only to find out that thanks to the big renovations of the university the classroom my lecture was supposed to be in was not there. Just a corridor with no classroom numbers, all doors locked and no one there. I knocked on all doors. I decided that this ain't it, I'm feeling like crap, have no idea for this and I'm gonna go back home.
Later I learned that the new classroom was on the another side of the university but they just hadn't updated the university map on the internet yet and the teacher didn't realise we might not actually know where the new classroom is because the map shows it to a completely different place. They moved entire faculties around and everything was a confusing mess for a while. Our classrooms are marked like ED302 for an faculty of education classroom 2 on floor 3. The numbers moved with the faculty but the maps updated only after every faculty had moved.
@@Elvenpath damn, y’all were both having terrible days….
Yeah, one of my backpack straps broke in late December of 2021.
3:04 "Although she escaped unarmed..."
My guy. It was a Red Rat Snake. Rat Snakes are _nonvenomous._ I used to grab them by their tails with my bare hands and yank them out of my henhouse all the time! The only danger that that woman was in would be if she freaked out and drove off the road, _not_ any danger from the snake itself! 😛
my reaction to the cake would been me walking in to the place and saying "What the hell is this? i asked for a cake with a green frog....NOT THIS CRAP" then throw it down on the floor n walk away
My friend was allergic to a LOT of stuff, including cats. She loved cats. Now she has 3 cats, is still allergic but she got used to it and only has a rash when it touches her face and not any part of her body.
Don't they have those cat breeds that are nonallergic now?
@@dsandoval9396 yes and no. The thing that people are allergic to typically is the dander, or dead skin cells, and saliva of a cat. There are cat breeds that produce minute amounts of dander but can still cause allergic reactions depending on the severity of the allergy. A lot of people think hairless cats are hypoallergenic cuz they don't have fur, but they actually produce more dander than some other breeds like the Egyptian Mau, which some consider a hypoallergenic breed.
Ditto here
Several in my family are too, but we got two Siberian Cats - the allergen Fel D1 is INSANELY much lower. They used to couldn’t even breathe around cat owned houses (not even getting near the cat). With these two babies, one gets a mild sniffles (only in shredding season) and the other just gets a mild itch when picking them up (with one of them but not the other - apparently one person allergic can react to 1 cat and another person allergic can respond to the 2nd cat but both ppl is fine visa verca 🤔🤷♀️ it’s the darnsest thing)
Wow! Maybe you can get a Egyptian hairless cat.
Actually if you think about it the guy who was crushed by a rock probably had one of the better deaths in Pompeii.
Meaning that the cloud Of death that was coming towards the city was a ten times worse death then being crushed to death and dying instantly. So apparently the smoke you breathe in is like acid and it causes your lungs to fill up with fluid and you suffocate and die.
Imagine paying 50 bucks for a cake with a smiley face 😂
Hehehe
So long as it tasted good, I wouldn't care.
@@FurnitureFan Oof
Init I would want at least 30 back and to keep the cake
Except it wasn’t a smiley face 😆
Well oddly enough I have a story for this, roughly about five or so years ago I was working at McDonald's in the kitchen making breakfast muffins for the McMuffin sandwiches. After they had come out of the toaster I was buttering them with our butter bottle and I was squeezing the butter out of it onto the muffin when it clogged. Didn't realize it was clogged, sometimes it can be a little stubborn to come out, and I squeezed and squeezed until the backend blew out and just covered my right side in butter. Had to borrow a shirt from my co-worker, and go to the bathroom and clean off all the butter, and when I got home that day I scrubbed myself as much as I could to get the butter off of me. I swear I can sometimes still fill the butter on my right side now and again
The pause button haircut actually looks cool, like legit it looks really cool
Try dropping entire glitter bottle on the floor it happened 3 months ago and I still find a glitter everywhere near the carpet and my whole room
Edit : we romoved the carpet and got a new one
Glitter is notorious for this. I've found glitter 3 years after just wearing a dress for an event 🤦♀️
I’m going to assume that a unicorn went around your house and just took a dump 😒
Theres a reason glitter is known as craft herpes!
I had fair few bad days in secondary school from 2012 to 2017, including having my "red week" randomly start up during break without a warning and being completely unprepared for it because being naturally irregular is a pain in the arse
That dead bird in the bowl of Yogurt is one of the reasons I eat inside! That and bugs! Gotta keep those pesky bugs away!
16:11 both both is good
Yes
As I was watching this, my school timer went off and I stood up so quickly I lost control of my body and I fell to the ground causing a nosebleed. Safe to say, I had a worse day than them.
Been there
When I was young, I helped out in a supermarket once a week after school and put away goods delivered from the central warehouse. Before Easter, large pallets of eggs were delivered. One pallet had to be carefully rolled into the store, which I did together with an employee. A customer at the refrigerated counter took a step backwards, bumped my shoulder and I had knocked five egg pallets with 30 eggs each off the stack. The customer apologized countless times and I was then allowed to wipe up the 150 broken eggs and I find the smell of raw eggs disgusting and almost threw up.
Same, can't stand it either
The only difference from a good and bad day is be amazed
Same
th-cam.com/video/DUFfED9HG8k/w-d-xo.html😰😰🙌🙌😂
It iz what it iz ´･ᴗ･`
@Nicholas Cottrell why would you get death threats??
That’s why
Be amazed- “When was the last time u had to worry about a big Boulder falling from the sky”
Me- 2020
Be careful driving in the state of Colorado. Wouldn't be the first or the last to get a boulder on top of a car.
Look up Troy Ray. He was the only fatality in the 2019 Ridgecrest earthquake. He was also the first known earthquake victim in the entire state of Nevada. Not a boulder, but still, Sucksville for him. He should have gone to Jiffy
Lube.
My dad took me and my brother to Cheddar gorge when we where kids
Quite a few signs said "warning rocks may fall at any time" lol
1:31 what he is saying basically
“People who are having a worse day than you: ok this first person is dead
A snake incubating a hen’s egg is how a basilisk is created… thank you Harry Potter!
The original basilisk myth was a lot more complicated than that, and weirder too: First, it had to be an egg laid by a ROOSTER. Don't ask me how that was supposed to happen. Then, the rooster had to have laid it, very specifically, in a pile of dung. And then the snake (or toad, a toad would work too) had to incubate it for seven years.
the third guy definitely brought a whole meaning to "im alive but im dead"
Lol
rip lol
"I'm not dead yet!"
"As You Can See, I am Not Dead!"
🤣🤣
4:48 I have a similar story but this was 4 years ago so I don't remember too much detail so I'll be shortening it.
I was in my father's backyard eating ice cream in a super cone that was strawberry, chocolate and vanilla with my brother and cousins. The adults were making food as a cookout near seven in the afternoon but then our of nowhere there is a baby bird on my ice cream which caused it to splatter a bit onto me but it didn't bother me as much as having a living bird in my tasty treat. Mind you my dad had a two story house so it feel out of those holes you see that can open up but have no idea what they do. My uncle then got the bird and put it back inside where it's mother was waiting. I was like 9 but I remember that I just had it in my ice cream while in my hand looking at it wondering "what is this thing with feathers that just entered my ice cream?" It was fun seeing a bird going back home after knowing what our mouths feel when we eat ice cream.
Random Fact:
A newborn panda cub is 1/900th size of its mother and is one of the smallest newborn mammals relative to its mother size!!
-RealFacts
Nice 👍❤️
14:38 - It's because of THIS, why I never use a open face helmet. I don't feel like have my face decorated by dead bugs.
16:20 Is the owner's fault for not cleaning his box probably. My cat scolds me if do not clean up his box every day.
The difference between a bad day and a good day is, INSURANCE 🤣
My cat used to burn his whiskers on candles. Unfortunately, I don’t have a picture but it was always really funny. Such a goofball.
Oof
What's funny about that, poor kitty
@@debraallen5451 I didn’t mean it like that. He was just a goofball
What a silly kitty🙂
“When a serpent gets out of your air vent”
“Florida”
Me: of course it’s Florida
A chicken egg hatched by a snake is literally the mythological origin of a cockatrice
How funny 5:20ish I was seeing the broken eggs and remembering dropping a pallet of grape juice in minus -20 degrees Fahrenheit. It took several hours and a few days chipping ice off the racks and floors.
6:02 I spat out my water even though I've seen this episode multiple times before. It makes me laugh all the time!😂
8:12 Thanos: this does put a smile on my face
10:59 Blue: red is the impostor
16:33 Imagine if there was sausage on the rice and the cat ate the sausage and then took the poop right where the sausage was
*NO. JUST NO.*
Chunky meat with oil
So, the one with the cockroach in ice reminded me of a horrid day I had. I had set a black cherry smirnoff down to use the bathroom, got distracted from the gathering of friends, and the drink sat for 10 minutes...without the cap on. You easily see of where this is going. So, not thinking about it, since it was the last bit, I took it like a shot of alcohol, and immediately regretted it. I felt something on my tongue, and after I managed to get it out, I saw it was a dead fly. An immediate vomit or two later, I swore to never leave an opened drink laying around. Yes, it meant I took them to the bathroom too.
If that happened to me, I wouldn't just vomit...
I would 💖✨d i e ✨💖
14:20 - I was on my pushbike once, and I inhaled really strong, only for a bluebottle to go up my nose and down the back of my throat... Yeah....
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Worse day of 2020 for me. Nov 10 get told I have chronic migraines, chronic vertigo, facial paralysis, a small stroke, possibly ms, and then on the way home had a tire blow out. Finally get home only to get a phone call saying my father died. 2020 worse year so far.
I'm so sorry
:(
Poor you!
The only time I've ever felt this emotional helplessness was for the people who died during the Boxing Day earthquake and sunami.
I am so sorry that I couldn't say or do anything to help you deal with so much pain.
3:50 serpent+chicken eggs = basilisk in the making
My really bad day was when I was having a snowball fight with my family at my grandparents cabin and I took a turn around the shed. When I turned I stepped onto a frozen puddle of ashes from the fire pit. Sence the ice was thin I fell right through with my twenty pound dog how hates water it was cold but everyone help me and Deisal(my dog) out.
When I was about nine or ten years old, I caught a large garter snake and kept it in a fish tank. About a week later, the snake had given birth to twenty or so tiny baby snakes (garter snakes don't lay eggs.)
A few days later I knocked the tank over and it broke, sending all of the snakes scattering. We caught most of them but a week later we heard my older sister scream bloody murder, as she'd stepped on one of the baby snakes barefoot.
That was almost 30 years ago, and my sister still hasn't forgiven me for that 😂
4:06 that happens to almost every spongebob popsicle lol
1:43 I’m sure every Jojo fan watching this video are having flashbacks right now...
17:34 that vending machine is so evil that the snickers that didn't come out is called "denied"
19:30 Wondering just how real the makeup imprint was. Why would her _teeth_ have transferred? Who puts foundation on their teeth? 😂 I call shenanigans!
The guy laying on the floor in the fetal position because his *Pizza slid out of the box and onto the floor*, made me think of (Yoda) *Yo Cheese gone done slide off your Cracker*! 😂😂 Okay back to the floor Pizza. Thankfully it fell on its crust, and if he’s anything like me I prefer just the toppings! But you can’t order JUST toppings! It needs the crust to hold it together! 🤣🤣
12:34: "It's time to burrn the whole house down!"
Ah yes the perfect solution
Still the perfect solution
It is 2020, every morning starts with: "Damage report..."
Stop watching the Fake News
The 3 years old cake got me laughing my lungs out 😂😂😂😂💔 TF, sue these MFs 😂😂😂
It happened about 5 months ago when I got a concussion during gym class when I tripped and when flying into the wall I went the emergency room and some guy sneezed and got blood on my face, so I went to the bathroom too wash up. In the middle of washing up the water stopped running then when leaving the bathroom I smacked my head on the door and it ended up with 10 stitches to my forehead and a CT scan. As well as having to stay home from the class trip to Ontario Canada
I was once visiting my friend for Christmas 2020 and he let me go in his pool. About 20 minutes in I said my tummy was scratching. So his mom let me out of the pool. They figured out it was an allergic reaction and it took about a week to recover and no bad things happened. I still remember that to this day and whenever I think about it, I feel a little bit weirded out.
One thing that happened to me is when I was playing a game with my family on Thanksgiving (we were playing Scattergories) all of my answers got crossed so then I didn't have any points for 6 rounds
Hey, take this: for my birthday a few years ago, I asked for a Minecraft creeper cake. But, I got a plain old Green cake.
"Take this"? Uh, at least you got a cake. First world problems...
Oof
A dead bird in my yogurt would stop me eating yogurt for life
i love this voice narrator hes my favorite one, hes always so happy and makes my day compared to the other voice narrators :)))))))))
you do realize its just 1 youtuber guy who narrates this stuff on this channel...some one else will fill in when this youtuber is unavailable
I was here for that hail, no one believed me when I said the stones were in fact baseball sized. There's still Insurance claims being claimed. I was glad we didn't have a new vehicle lol.
We were practicing for the spelling bee and I had to spell “remember”. I spelled R E M E M B E R, and then my teacher said “sorry, that’s incorrect”. Do you know how embarrassing that is? All the kids knew I spelled it right, and were looking at my teacher. At least I won the real spelling bee two weeks later
13:17 dare I say HOLY SHlT...!!! How do you explain this on to your partner or parents? LMFAOSH
I was taking a shower one morning and got out to dry myself, I felt something tickling the back of my shoulder so I assumed it was some of my hair and brushed it off only to see a giant black house spider on the floor the size of my palm. I didn’t go back in that bathroom for over a month until my dad told me he flushed it.... Now every time I feel a tickle of hair or water I can’t help but expect it to be another spider and I panic every time.
Poor spider
Shit…. That’s definitely traumatic… I have a huge fear of spiders… if this happened, I don’t know what I’d do.
That’s scary
Snakes feed on chicken eggs everytime. It's so common, I'm pretty sure 3.54 shows a snake guarding it's meal 😆
I think the worst day of my life is when I was taking a power nap at the bottom of Tokyo Bay, and got disintegrate to bone by the Oxygen Destroyer.
I think when I was around two or four, I climbed on top of this dresser to move a WII sensor higher. Apparently the dresser was unlevel, and then the dresser tipped sending it, me, and one of those big clunky TVs right on my face. I’m surprised I can still work well
Yeah man, happened to me too.
Pulling out a draw of an old wooden dresser, big box tv on top, the dresser and tv fell on me. I was a little kid back then.
I too wonder if that affected me at all, like, am i born kinda stupid, had my head bumped too many times, just a normal amount of stupid, or a combination? Who knows.
And like, how did i survive childhood. >
I've had a dead bird fall out of a tree and right on my lap while I was sitting on a swing once in my yard. I buried it after under a painted rock with some writing on it and as far as I know its still there and I was a kid when this happed.
My darling little girl cat Rosie died this morning I know that there’s people losing loved ones and babies die this has been a horrid year for a lot of people.
I'm sorry for your loss. Pets are family. Sometimes more loving and caring than real family. But she's not dead, she's alive in your memories. :)
sorry for you, pets are morethn family, earlier this summer my dog died and i was depressed for months *still am
I am so sorry for your loss
@Terry Saunders My heartfelt condolences for your loss it’s really been a terrible year for you and I’ve been crying over my cat while you’ve lost so many loved ones how much can anyone take? You’re in my prayers 🙏
@@athenathechesscub7162 I’m so sorry for your loss I know how you feel it’s horrible!!
Who walks into their kitchen, sees the cat squatting over the open rice cooker and thinks "I should take a picture"??? My reaction would have been instant screaming, running at my cat, and chucking it off the countertop.
2:17 I am having the worst day ever! My neighbor next door is building a pool and there’s lots of noise and they took down half of my house’s fence!😢😢😢
14:54 When you ask them to get a hand on the fridge and they take it too literally
2020: Okay...so make everyone suffer...hmm
Your picture starts to make me think the Kirby represent the world and the knife was how we suffer
@@aronymousboi2786 deep dude! I like it 👍
My snake crawled into my ac vent in my house and crawled onto me in the middle of the night. (It was an 8 foot Royal python)
Overkill
Ooof
Oof
@Snake Plissiken M A T E
😶
12:16 IM CRYING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 GIVE ME THE CAT NOW I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT 😭😭😭😭😭
Story time: A few days ago, I was playing Tag with my friends at the after school program.
I was gonna jump off something but since it was still wet, my foot slipped, my feet got stuck on the bars and I swung back and slammed my kidney on the bar. I was rushed to a hospital and turns out I cut my right kidney, it's a grade 3 and i'm still in the hospital, I was just trying to play a game..worst day ever.
Hope you're doing better now x
My daughter fell into a cactus while we were backpacking when she was 4 we called cactus “Heidi bushes” for the rest of our lives, my daughter is in her 40’s now!
Pizza on the floor? That's why in my country we don't wear shoes in the house 😄 and I clean every day too.
and what is that?
So, you're saying you'd pick it up and eat it? So would I 🤣🍕
Your thumbnail pic is beautiful 😊.
@@donellmuniz590 Yes 😆 I wouldn't waste the product nor the money
@@donellmuniz590 Thank you 😊
13:58 This picture made me laugh for a solid 5 minutes😂
Just aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
One Monday fell down stairs at home before work, was late to work, got hollered at by my boss. Got to work on my computer, crashed the computer. At lunch, fell down stairs going to lunch. After lunch, my phone decided it hated me & crashed. Was followed home by a truck, freaking me out. Got home, kids had blew up the microwave. Ordered pizza & it was late and the guy was a assh*le. I gave up and went to bed.
10:52 I love how he’s just sitting there eating food calmly while stuck in the floor.
4:36 GODDAMMIT BIRD
Lol
2:36,LMAO he's the undead
i am romanian
And i feel wierd
If u r having a bad day Imagine saving money to buy the new IPhone 12 and finding out that it's screen is completely shattered just after 45min buying it. Never put ur phone in back pocket and accidentally sit down
Or just dont pay an absorbidant amount of money for a underpowered and gimped phone.
@@robertharris6092 That will be made obsolete by a new one being released next year, and the next year, and the next year.......
This is driving me crazy. Is no one gonna mention” absorbidant “ is not a word? It’s “exorbitant”. Dude most phones have spell check.
I actually don't understand why people hate spiders. I have one (of course, way not so large as 12:46) in my bathroom for like 2 months already (or more, I might not have noticed). The corner has some webs in it, but they are thin and almost invisible, so I usually don't even remember they are here. I sometimes see it on a wall or on the baseboard. I don't care. Why would anyone hate them?
When I was twelve, we were on the way to school when a cement truck, which had been speeding down another road towards and intersection that we were sitting at, realized that the bridge was too low but didn't have time to stop. They instead crashed into a wooden electrical pole, which then proceeded to fall towards us. My mom backed up just in time and it fell right where we had been a few seconds previously, live wires on the ground. The cement truck driver actually tried to back up and leave, but he wasn't able to maneuver out and the police got him.
I had a really freaken bad day today... after watching this video, I feel a lot better. :)
A rat snake can't hurt you. She's lucky!
I love every time Be Amazed adds movie clips in his videos
Yes I am not the only one who appreciates the bully Maguire cats and dogs
The glitter paint: always cold cream your skin first. Then after, copious amounts of cold cream to get it off. If color remains after four passes, HeadNshoulders shampoo applied and worked in. Be very careful about getting in eyes, nose, or mouth. I’m not responsible in any way, shape, or form; real or implied if you try this. Just my personal experience on how to maybe turn the correct shade again. At worst, get a bar of fels-naptha soap and work some into a stiff lather and work that into skin. It’s what we used to get stage makeup and grease paint out of costumes in stock productions wardrobe.