The evening before I started Kindergarten, my Mom thought I needed a hair trim. She sat me on a big stool and brought out the electric shears. After several minutes of me squirming, she said, “All done”, and I immediately jumped down. Except what she really said was, “Almost done”, and as I jumped, she cut off the bottom half of my earlobe. Mom screamed, which made me scream, which made my little sister scream, and blood went all over. In her panic, Mom ran for an ice cube and stuck it on my bleeding ear…only it stuck to the wet warm skin, which made me rip it off, and caused even more bleeding. My Dad almost fainted at the sight of everyone screaming and blood dripping from my (half) of an ear. 44 years later, I can’t even tell which ear it was, but our family still tells the story like it happened yesterday. 😂
This channel always has me unconsciously grinning from ear to ear with their wonderful scripts and outstanding narrators, it really fills me with sheer happiness. Thank you!
My grandfather did the rotten egg one too, but on an even bigger scale. When he was in university, his class decided to make a huge omet out of 50 eggs, and my grandfather was the one who bought the eggs. He said he never felt a dissapointment as strong as when the 50th egg they cracked into the omlett was rotten. Since than he always cracks eggs into a cup first, and only then putts them into the omletts he makes
Embarrassing!? The snow-shoveller shows extraordinary reflexes to stay up no matter what and finish on his feet. Kudos to him! I dare any of us, production team or viewers, to match his super co-ordination.
2:37 omg the dude whos lost his phone is probably watching this laughing up until this moment where the creator splits the screen and has him fake crying huge tears like this.....LMFAO
@@fetardo3326 simple, it's only three step thing Step 1: gone to shop Step 2: brought a new phone Step 3: paid for phone and gone to home By following the three steps he will be able to watch this video.
the fact he actually jumped to bungee jump to begin with, with his smart phone or i phone or whatever, hanging off him where it could clearly come loose like that during the jump, was just his "I'm a dumbass" moment 😂
I went for one of those allergy tests when I was about 11. They pricked the skin and put each droplet on, meanwhile a boy of about 6 or 7 was having the same thing but he was screaming his head off. His mum said to him, pointing at me, 'why don't you be a brave boy like him ?'. At that point I fainted and woke up in a recovery room about 10 mins later. LOL. BTW. I'm allergic to sea food, tomatoes and dogs. Ha ha.
During the first Covid lockdown, when hair salons were closed, my hair was totally out of control. One late night I made the mistake of trying to cut my own hair. I ended up shaving my head and as a 75 year old woman it was not a desirable look! Good thing it grew back!
It's been a long time ago since it happened, but I remember one embarrassing moment. I was sitting down in my room while at my parent's house, {I was still young at the time, still in high school I believe} and I went to sit in my gaming chair. Which was a red chair with some tan cloth as a back and the seat. Well, when I did that, the bottom ripped off and I was stuck in the chair, with only my arms and legs free to try and get out of it. I tried and tried, but I couldn't get out, so I called for help and when my parents saw me there, they just started laughing. I looked like a hermit crab that was stuck on my shell
I was on the swim team in high school. One day during practice, coach told us to get out of the pool. As I lifted myself up the side of the pool, one of my teammates burst into laughter. Apparently my swimsuit had given into day after day of chlorine exposure. The entire backside tore out 🤣
I had a big fail during Navy boot camp. We were told to jump off the platform into the pool at the sound of the 2nd whistle. My nerves got the best of me and I jumped on the 1st whistle, tripped, hit my head on the platform and landed on top of the recruit who dived right before me. Neither one of us was hurt, but my actions caused us to fail the initial swim test and I did PT for 4 hours straight before being allowed to try again. Every time I went up for the pushups, I had to state "This dumbass recruit will wait for instructions".
20:55 Actually, it is possible to dry clothes outside at below freezing temperatures. Water does this little trick called sublimation (direct phase change from solid to gas). Dry cold wind and it will dry faster then drying it inside where it is warmer but also a higher humidity. ;)
As a person who loves snakes, Finding an a spider in my house is worse than a snake. Also the snake on the car I’d probably react the same way. I’d just wonder how it got there and why. I literally shrugged my shoulders when you showed the snake on the door 😂
I can relate to the girl cutting her bangs. The first time I tried cutting my hair by myself, I was about 10 and was gonna start with the top of my hair. So I brushed it all forward and carelessly chopped away with no regards for my bang underneath. I went at a slant and wound up with slanted bangs that were severely short on one side. My grandparents had to take me to a hairdresser to try to remedy the mess I made and I looked like a dude for a couple of months. At least the girl in the video has a beautiful face that will stand for her no matter what her hair looks like. 😊
Oml the cutting your own hair idea brings back a really funny memory. My sister got hold of the kitchen scissors and cut her hair. It got so bad we had to shave it all off.🤣🤣🤣🤣😅
I have allergies and asthma. I have had that test. Had to have it at 7. If you think that’s bad, they found it inconclusive. I had to go back and actually get 30 shots to test for allergens two weeks later. Like that person I’m allergic to everything so it was rather unpleasant during and afterwards both times.
One of my friends is a carpenter, he told me a story about a dude who changed of clothes at the end of the working day and put on a tie for an interview he had after, but his work wasn't completly finished, he had to straighten some more planks and forgot about it, and so he used the surface-planer (idk if it is the correct term : it's called a "dégauchisseuse" in French) a machine with two sets of perpendicular rotating knives, his tie got in one of the knives, and he was instantly dragged into it by his tie, by the time he reached the emergency switch, half of his jaw was gone. Be carefull around machinery, don't wear anything that can get catch into it.
20:48 I sometimes have good ideas such as characters and realize something extremely similar already existed of it, it’s a painful realization. An example of this is Dream’s manhunts I made a similar system and rules and then heard about him doing something like that already.
I'm so glad that smart phones were not around when I split my pants back around '94 or '95. After getting out of the Army, I moved to Colorado. I was struggling getting a job & finally landed a flagging job. Being short on cash, I was still wearing my BDU bottoms (Battle Dress Uniform). One day, I was helping to pick up cones on an on-ramp. I was the one on the back lower part picking up the cones and throwing it up to a coworker who was stacking them. Now this was during rush hour and we could not stop. I was half kneeling, holding the bed railing in my left hand on the passenger side of the truck. Grabbing the cone as we backed up the on ramp. I'd grab the cone, swing it to my right & around my back and let go so it would either land on the drivers side of the bed or be caught by my coworker. Well, during the twisting....there was a ripping sound...and then a cool breeze was blowing. I did not know it was as bad as it was until I got a couple of wolf whistles from some ladies...lol...that was when I noticed the stares and honks too.....but I could not stop. I just tried to change my position to minimize my exposure. Denver was never the same to me after that...lol. I hope that everyone will have a great day...a good laugh at me.... & be safe. :)
One thing that I did that still haunts me is this. I was hanging out in my living room when I saw a huge spider in a hallway that connects to some rooms. I didn’t tell my parents so what did I do? I turned out my lights so I won’t see the spider! However when I turned back ok the lights, the spider was gone! I was glad at first… but then I realized that if the spider is gone, that means that the spider moved to a new place. This story still haunts me till this day.
From my experience in the military, if you are in marching formation and something like that happens you just keep going and act like nothing even happened Until you get to where you are going. 18:13 slide a playing card under it, then lift both. Won't make a bigger mess because the card acts as a lid.
I ALWAYS keep a coaster on TOP of my glass or mug if I leave the room or it's out of my field of vision. That first one is all the confirmation I need that I am doing the right thing. When it's nice out I like to sit out back and read/smoke in the sun and I take a drink - usually a cold can of beer or Coke Zero - and I always rest the cigarette pack on top of the can, too.
I hate it when people say to me "it could be worse." I usually respond with: "yeah and it could be better." That's why I'm complaining in the first place.
What’s worse than a spider in your bed? A SNAKE of course! A friend of mine once told me of his terrifying experience. When he went to bed after a long day, just when he was about to flop on the mattress, it was already occupied by a SNAKE and it wasn’t small either! You should’ve seen his reaction 🤣🤣 P.S. I put it there as a prank and the snake wasn’t venomous
i remember having heart palpitations for no reason between dec 1 to dec 10. it ruined a few days and i had no sleep for 3 nights. one of the most memorable was dec 3. i didn't have insomnia, but my heart was fluttering like crazy. on 8:30 PM on 3-12-2021, I experienced my first irregular heartbeat. It scared the hell out of me lol. my heart palpitations ruined dec 3,4, and 6. I am recovering from this mess now.
I had a similar experience involving a toilet. I was going to the bathroom when I was around 6 years old, when I felt a little pang on my backside, and though I was in Florida at the time, it wasn't a snake. Turns out, a spider managed to climb into the toilet and bite me where the sun don't shine. it gave me a kind of irrational fear of spiders since.
once I got autophobia, it was because of this. when I was going to bed in my alone bedroom. something moved and fell next to me. i was so scared that I sleep in a separate bed with my brother.
According to The World's Biggest Book of Dumb Shit a man in Sao Paulo, Brazil burned his house down trying to kill mosquitoes. When paramedics were looking him over as his home burned, the only thing he could say was: 'Did I get them all?'
I went hiking in the highlands of Scotland. I wandered into a rocky woodlands and then my feet didn’t move. Only then I realised I was stuck in a pool of thick mud. After I finally got out Dad wouldn’t let me in the car because he said I smelt too bad. So I had to climb all the way back up into the woods to find a stream and wash my legs. Finally I was able to get home and change into some dryer clothes.
I had an allergy test this year.. and I can relate.. red, itchy welps all over my back.. I wasn’t allowed to scratch so mom and dad were taking turns fanning me.. when the allergist walked in, from across the room I hear her say.. OH! We’d told her I was very allergic to plants and stuff, but I’m beginning to think she didn’t believe us! Lol 😂 btw now I’m doing allergy shots. They help a ton and don’t hurt that bad. If you’re debating getting them, just do it. It’s not that bad and it’ll help. God bless and have a great day!
I agree about the allergy shots! I think the giant bumps that are bigger than a bug bite are called wheels, hives, or welts. If the hives connect and get really light in the center like that horse reaction, then it can be called a plaque. A welp is like a little exclaim of disappointment,or a young animal.
I'm allergic to lavender, but it only affects my lungs. It's generic, My mom and grandma both have it and I have it. But seriously, allergies can go die in a hole.
One day when I was in first grade, I started cutting my hair only a bit. However, a few minutes later I looked at my hair and I was terrified. Worse - I was going to be at a Haloween party and I had to hide my hair the entire time with a spiderman mask and a witch hat. Even worse - the day before that my mom had cut my hair and I just ruined it and I didn't even remember that she did it. Even worse - since at this time my school had calenders with students pictures (I don't know if they still have) to order. My front teeth already fell and also I fell down some stairs I think so my face looked awful. I still ordered a calender though. I was bullied because I was bald (kinda, because my mom cut my hair again, but don't worry, I wasn't bald, I just didn't have hair). Yeah, so that was one of my worst days.
Lived by the seaside as a kid, we used to stand near any ride going upside down knowing loose change would drop, over 40 years ago now you'd have thought people would have learnt by now 😀
Once i was on a rollercoaster and some guy with a camera with a strap thingy And he droped it onto the roller coaster track the rollercoaster and the wheel got stuck and the first cart fly off the track but lucky no one was in it (ʘ ͟ʖ ʘ)
That's really smart. I've used Fanny Packs when I was young at theme parks. (Extra thought): I remember riding the Jurrasic Park ride at Universal Studios in Hollywood and there's a HUGE drop at the ending to which a lady in front of us lost her hat too. Lmao I mean it flew like a bird.
A tree limb once came through my kitchen window-- talk about a shock! Fortunately, no one was in the room at the time, although my cat (who considers my stove her personal throne) was on the other side of the fridge, away from the window (thank goodness for her majesty). All I saw was a blur of black fur before I even got up to see what had happened.
Me and my sister's dog almost got hit by a giant tree limb that had fallen off a tree in my parents' backyard, the dog proceeded to almost dislocate my shoulder.
Oh, you think that's a bad day? Get this: Around 5 years ago, my neighbor who trying to pick a coconut using stick in rainy day got struck by lightning, fortunately he survived & someone calls over an ambulance. However, just before he moved into the car, he got struck by lightning AGAIN, rendering him pretty much in critical condition & sadly, ended up dead next day. Worse part? Right after his burial was done, his tombstone got struck by lightning AGAIN! So he's got struck not once, but three times by lightning, god knows what made him loved by lightning. Oh, and he never got his coconut. Poor guy.
19:45 While stationed in Germany, a fork-lift driver had a wasp visit him inside the cab, he crashed the vehicle into the Air-Base's exterior fence, it just so happened we were getting ready for a base-wide inspection
Having taken an allergy test about 15 years ago I remember the doctor getting upset. In total I believe they were about 15 0 chemicals that were put into the skin prick test on my back. After everything was said and done I only showed a very slight allergic reaction to mold. The doctor asked me if I had taken an antihistamine or Benadryl or something before the test and I said no.
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@@blabafush7008 I can confirme. They will say: oh it only hurts a little bit or some sh*t like that. LIES! I almost passed out! 3 diferent nurses asked my mom "Is he ok?" Man, it hurts as heck!
10:30 dude, I had that done as a kid. 60 on my back, 30 down one arm, and another 10 down the other. Finally, my mom stepped in and said that was it. It was obvious I had lots of bad allergies but the test had practically become torture. 😂
@@fiusionmaster3241 I feel bad now because I know my mom had it done to help me in the long run. At the time, however, I looked her square in the eyes with tears rolling down mine and asked her why she didn't love me anymore. It broke her heart that day and it breaks mine now. Perhaps the worst of it is the allergy shots I took in the years after never actually helped in the long-run. I still have insane allergic reactions to those allergens. So it was all for nothing at the end of the day. But I give my mom the absolute highest credit for doing what she thought would help me despite how much it hurt at the time.
The biggest mistake I can share that has my buddies, my wife, and me laughing 5 months later was when I messed up a wheelie on a dirt bike. I had been doing great for 2 days straight. We were about to leave and I wanted to do one last wheelie. The front forks bottomed out and I went down HARD. It blew a hole in the side of the engine and I broke my tibia fibula and ankle at the same time. I stood up and told my buddy it was broken, he thought I was kidding and was dying laughing. When he seen my foot we all knew it was not good. My leg is now 1.25 inches shorter post surgery and also has 4 plates and 12 screws. We all laugh about it to this day.
@@honeybunch5765 Sleep is vital for your mental health. I had a hard time sleeping last night when I then realized I didn't drink enough water throughout the day. Keeping yourself hydrated helps with sleep.
The one of the tree reminded me of my father-in-law in Mississippi. He and his new wife had gotten this really nice two story house and had just renovated the upstairs-when a storm knocked over a giant tree in the yard and absolutely DECIMATED the second floor. Like, the day before we made it up there for a visit. We all ended up in a hotel lol. Made for an interesting story.
I had a storm roll through my home town, take the power out for 2 weeks, and knock trees over on soooo many houses, that I vowed, wherever I live.. first order of business is cutting down every tree tall enough to fall on my house.
Once this year, I was taking off my sweatshirt in class and accidently took off my shirt while my entire class was watching, I ran straight to the bathroom to chance, luckily nobody was in the hallway
One time I was wearing my brand new pants and I went to this restaurant to eat chocolate cake and I had walked up to go get something and I had gotten back and I realized that there was chocolate all over my butt from when I dropped chocolate on my seat and I have been walking around with it for the past 30 minutes
I don't remember if I ever got a haircut during lockdown! Probably I didn't until after lockdown. When I was a toddler I touched my grandma's curling iron when it was still on! 😂
@18:08 For the upside-down Gatorade bottle: Slip something slim but rigid enough (to hold the water back) like a plastic envelope under the bottle and flip it over. No spillage, no loss.
That hoodie was not frozen. 😂 There would be ice crystals. Also, it dried flat, not upside down, probably with cardboard in the torso. The research on this channel could be a bit better. I’ve seen a few fakes slip through the cracks. (I am a researcher! Hire me! 😅)
@@hotdawg1176 its a white country gravy, turkey gravy on thanksgiving works but the white kind is best for biscuits (and by biscuit i mean a special flaky baked dough, not cookies, assuming youre possibly a brit or aussie you wouldnt have any idea what we really eat, and honestly, its fkin tasty) p.s. nice mina pfp.
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The evening before I started Kindergarten, my Mom thought I needed a hair trim. She sat me on a big stool and brought out the electric shears. After several minutes of me squirming, she said, “All done”, and I immediately jumped down. Except what she really said was, “Almost done”, and as I jumped, she cut off the bottom half of my earlobe. Mom screamed, which made me scream, which made my little sister scream, and blood went all over. In her panic, Mom ran for an ice cube and stuck it on my bleeding ear…only it stuck to the wet warm skin, which made me rip it off, and caused even more bleeding. My Dad almost fainted at the sight of everyone screaming and blood dripping from my (half) of an ear. 44 years later, I can’t even tell which ear it was, but our family still tells the story like it happened yesterday. 😂
Is your ear okay now ?
Ears feel pain, was that painful?
ouch
So you just have half an earlobe now
Eek! That would have scared me!
2:42 BE AMAZED: “I bet you’re watching this on your smart phone right now.”
ME: “no I’m watching this on my iPad.”
Me 2
gaming pc
Same
Me too
Same
This channel always has me unconsciously grinning from ear to ear with their wonderful scripts and outstanding narrators, it really fills me with sheer happiness. Thank you!
My grandfather did the rotten egg one too, but on an even bigger scale. When he was in university, his class decided to make a huge omet out of 50 eggs, and my grandfather was the one who bought the eggs. He said he never felt a dissapointment as strong as when the 50th egg they cracked into the omlett was rotten. Since than he always cracks eggs into a cup first, and only then putts them into the omletts he makes
Embarrassing!? The snow-shoveller shows extraordinary reflexes to stay up no matter what and finish on his feet. Kudos to him! I dare any of us, production team or viewers, to match his super co-ordination.
He was faking it...
He invented a new dance as well :).
Have you seen that one meme where the guy slips on ice and goes ice skating in place for about 7-8 seconds before finally falling down?
*Same energy.*
I don’t know, I’d be pretty embarrassed if I was him.
As it said on a memorable 'Giles' cartoon: "Not bad, but not quite up to the standard of Torvill and Dean!"
2:37 omg the dude whos lost his phone is probably watching this laughing up until this moment where the creator splits the screen and has him fake crying huge tears like this.....LMFAO
Wait but how is he watching this if he lost his phone
@@fetardo3326 simple, it's only three step thing
Step 1: gone to shop
Step 2: brought a new phone
Step 3: paid for phone and gone to home
By following the three steps he will be able to watch this video.
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Console/tv/pc/new phone@@fetardo3326
@@fetardo3326 Somebody forgot other devices exist like computers and tablets
Please keep your stupidity out of the genepool
the fact he actually jumped to bungee jump to begin with, with his smart phone or i phone or whatever, hanging off him where it could clearly come loose like that during the jump, was just his "I'm a dumbass" moment 😂
I went for one of those allergy tests when I was about 11. They pricked the skin and put each droplet on, meanwhile a boy of about 6 or 7 was having the same thing but he was screaming his head off. His mum said to him, pointing at me, 'why don't you be a brave boy like him ?'. At that point I fainted and woke up in a recovery room about 10 mins later. LOL.
BTW. I'm allergic to sea food, tomatoes and dogs. Ha ha.
I have a dog 😔
And imnallergic to cats and i love cats
Im allergic* sorry i dont have edit option
If you're gonna find out you're deathly allergic to something, might as well be next to a recovery room
@@lazyryan3766 Very true.
Most days kinda suck, but these videos and the narrators actually really help me feel better, less miserable
I can relate Emily. Big-time hope your days are getting less miserable.
Same. They also make me remember the funniest most embarrassing times I got hurt.
During the first Covid lockdown, when hair salons were closed, my hair was totally out of control. One late night I made the mistake of trying to cut my own hair. I ended up shaving my head and as a 75 year old woman it was not a desirable look! Good thing it grew back!
Too bad you weren't a dem. politician, apparently they were the only people able to go to the salon.
Omg... the guys shoveling.... I haven’t had a belly laugh in a LONG time! Whew, that felt great! Thanks guys! Lol!
Same
LOL
Nice
Ikr
it was fake. He did that on purpose.
It's been a long time ago since it happened, but I remember one embarrassing moment. I was sitting down in my room while at my parent's house, {I was still young at the time, still in high school I believe} and I went to sit in my gaming chair. Which was a red chair with some tan cloth as a back and the seat. Well, when I did that, the bottom ripped off and I was stuck in the chair, with only my arms and legs free to try and get out of it. I tried and tried, but I couldn't get out, so I called for help and when my parents saw me there, they just started laughing. I looked like a hermit crab that was stuck on my shell
I was on the swim team in high school. One day during practice, coach told us to get out of the pool. As I lifted myself up the side of the pool, one of my teammates burst into laughter. Apparently my swimsuit had given into day after day of chlorine exposure. The entire backside tore out 🤣
Be amazed: what is the first thing you do in the morning?
Me: well, I take a daily 24 hour nap before I get up.
I always have to pee first.
daily 24 hour nap, you mean a coma?
I always just sleep until lunch and then eat breakfast and then pee
I open my eyes
Lol
😆 @ 4:12 Dude with the shovel has me crying with laughter... Thank you for sharing
10.500 eggs that's enough to make the worlds biggest omelet it's a shame they went to waste
He's definitely an actor from cartoon.
The snow shoveling dude was about the most staged video on the tube
Look in the rear view
@@candice6494 what
Every time I’m not having a good day this always makes me feel better.
I had a big fail during Navy boot camp. We were told to jump off the platform into the pool at the sound of the 2nd whistle. My nerves got the best of me and I jumped on the 1st whistle, tripped, hit my head on the platform and landed on top of the recruit who dived right before me. Neither one of us was hurt, but my actions caused us to fail the initial swim test and I did PT for 4 hours straight before being allowed to try again. Every time I went up for the pushups, I had to state "This dumbass recruit will wait for instructions".
the end part is the funniest part for me. lol
The kid with the virtual shark and your comments had me laughing out loud!!!
Virtual shark do do do do
pizza yummy with cheese
@@kinggilbert5122 Burh
@@tonysuda9066 tee
@@TCC2023 youuy
8:14 That laugh means she's a great soul. She might be crying out loud inside though.
when she brushed her hair, its actually pretty cute. frames her face
@@Sunriru you read my mind
Lol
Surprisingly that haircut isn’t that bad tbh
I was eating homemade soup when you said “could you imagine swallowing it?”, and I almost gagged. Thank you for that lol
I can binge all these vids, anyone else?
Yup best vids ever
Not me!! JK lol 😂
Yet you are not subbed to him
Not with this narrator and his terrible puns though
@@Ocraftj wdym, I am subbed
20:55 Actually, it is possible to dry clothes outside at below freezing temperatures. Water does this little trick called sublimation (direct phase change from solid to gas). Dry cold wind and it will dry faster then drying it inside where it is warmer but also a higher humidity. ;)
plus the fact that -9 c is not 48 f.
We always dried clothes outside in winter. And in minus temperatures the clothes got rid of any odors. I miss that fresh cold smell.
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As a person who loves snakes, Finding an a spider in my house is worse than a snake. Also the snake on the car I’d probably react the same way. I’d just wonder how it got there and why. I literally shrugged my shoulders when you showed the snake on the door 😂
oh me gosh same 😂 im a snake lover and a spider hater 😂
I can relate to the girl cutting her bangs. The first time I tried cutting my hair by myself, I was about 10 and was gonna start with the top of my hair. So I brushed it all forward and carelessly chopped away with no regards for my bang underneath. I went at a slant and wound up with slanted bangs that were severely short on one side. My grandparents had to take me to a hairdresser to try to remedy the mess I made and I looked like a dude for a couple of months.
At least the girl in the video has a beautiful face that will stand for her no matter what her hair looks like. 😊
YEAH ITS TRUE!
My sister did the same to but without cutting her self😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I did it when I was 4 or 5, my mum said it was impressive because they were perfectly straight.
I've trimmed my bangs using the same technique, and where she went wrong was by not cutting the twisted bangs straight across.
No kidding. Once she combed the bangs,it actually looked okay! Not as bad when she first cut them
Oml the cutting your own hair idea brings back a really funny memory. My sister got hold of the kitchen scissors and cut her hair. It got so bad we had to shave it all off.🤣🤣🤣🤣😅
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If the spider is alive you have a self stirring coffee.
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Welcome to Australia mate
I hate that I love this.
I have allergies and asthma. I have had that test. Had to have it at 7. If you think that’s bad, they found it inconclusive. I had to go back and actually get 30 shots to test for allergens two weeks later. Like that person I’m allergic to everything so it was rather unpleasant during and afterwards both times.
Have you heard of MCAS? People who have allergy tests like this often have it.
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That shovel guy almost killed me with laughter, LoLoLoL... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“That will make you say it could be worse “
WHAT IF I WAS ONE OF THEM?
You will be cought in 4k
Watch watch ooooooooh
I got to admit that a good point! There is something worse than those situations
Like me I crashed into a car while going to school
Well thats a story for another what if
The worse part of that cup of coffee is that it looks like they found the spider after drinking most of their coffee first.... Oh gawd why Lord why!!
Me in the situation: forget my coffee, I killed an innocent spider.... Not to mention its big enough for me to have it as a pet....
@@Pyro_dragon OMG😂.. can you imagine? Heel Rover! Heel boy!!
@@esvin8771 I'd actually just keep it in a terrarium and feed it grasshoppers from my garden :/
@@esvin8771 Now i'm just questioning if I could train it...
11:08 the snake is just vibing bro
The spider in the coffee mug was the come-to-Jesus moment for me! 🕷️😬
One of my friends is a carpenter, he told me a story about a dude who changed of clothes at the end of the working day and put on a tie for an interview he had after, but his work wasn't completly finished, he had to straighten some more planks and forgot about it, and so he used the surface-planer (idk if it is the correct term : it's called a "dégauchisseuse" in French) a machine with two sets of perpendicular rotating knives, his tie got in one of the knives, and he was instantly dragged into it by his tie, by the time he reached the emergency switch, half of his jaw was gone.
Be carefull around machinery, don't wear anything that can get catch into it.
😣
@jai blank what's wrong with you?
This guy's friend lost his lower jaw.
Poor guy
but you do where a tie IF YOU HAVE A DETH WISH (and if you do get some help
@@ultrauno-u9710 no, the subject of his friend’s story lost his jaw.
20:48 I sometimes have good ideas such as characters and realize something extremely similar already existed of it, it’s a painful realization. An example of this is Dream’s manhunts I made a similar system and rules and then heard about him doing something like that already.
I'm so glad that smart phones were not around when I split my pants back around '94 or '95. After getting out of the Army, I moved to Colorado. I was struggling getting a job & finally landed a flagging job. Being short on cash, I was still wearing my BDU bottoms (Battle Dress Uniform). One day, I was helping to pick up cones on an on-ramp. I was the one on the back lower part picking up the cones and throwing it up to a coworker who was stacking them. Now this was during rush hour and we could not stop. I was half kneeling, holding the bed railing in my left hand on the passenger side of the truck. Grabbing the cone as we backed up the on ramp. I'd grab the cone, swing it to my right & around my back and let go so it would either land on the drivers side of the bed or be caught by my coworker. Well, during the twisting....there was a ripping sound...and then a cool breeze was blowing. I did not know it was as bad as it was until I got a couple of wolf whistles from some ladies...lol...that was when I noticed the stares and honks too.....but I could not stop. I just tried to change my position to minimize my exposure. Denver was never the same to me after that...lol.
I hope that everyone will have a great day...a good laugh at me.... & be safe. :)
THOUGH WE DID NOT HAVE SMART PHONES OR ANYTHING TO CAPTURE THAT , YOU YOUR SELF REAVEALED IT XDD
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Too much words..
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Thank you for your service♥♥🙏🙏
The guy at 4:10 is how I fall😂😂 it’s actually worse than just falling, cause you just end up spraining your legs😂😂
One thing that I did that still haunts me is this.
I was hanging out in my living room when I saw a huge spider in a hallway that connects to some rooms. I didn’t tell my parents so what did I do?
I turned out my lights so I won’t see the spider! However when I turned back ok the lights, the spider was gone!
I was glad at first… but then I realized that if the spider is gone, that means that the spider moved to a new place.
This story still haunts me till this day.
OH HECK
You anti smart person
U BETTER GO AWAY FROM UR HOUSE AND BURN IT
Umm
Run Run faster then usan bolt and move out
When it comes to bungie jumping a broken rubber brought me into this world a broken rubber isn't taking me out
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Lmao I'm dying😂🤣😂🤣🤣😅😅😅😂🤣
Oh my god
Best philosophy ever
Stole this from another comment mate
Judging by the amount of the coffee they drank, the coffee spider tasted good.
New flavor?
😂😂😂
The best part of wakin up,
is arachnids in your cup!
@@simpletoastvibes ayyy
@@simpletoastvibes black coffee _widow_
2:45 "Ur PrObLy WaTcHiNg ThIs On A pHoNe" I'm watching this on a COMPUTER!!!!!
21:10 There's thing called sublimation, where solid evaporates without being liquid. Its totally normal to dry clothes outside even there's frost.
@@gkennedy0969 The water in the hoodie has frozen. Ice is a solid.
@@gkennedy0969 OK. That makes sense. I still have no idea where the water went when I hung my clothes out when it was freezing though.
From my experience in the military, if you are in marching formation and something like that happens you just keep going and act like nothing even happened Until you get to where you are going. 18:13 slide a playing card under it, then lift both. Won't make a bigger mess because the card acts as a lid.
I ALWAYS keep a coaster on TOP of my glass or mug if I leave the room or it's out of my field of vision. That first one is all the confirmation I need that I am doing the right thing. When it's nice out I like to sit out back and read/smoke in the sun and I take a drink - usually a cold can of beer or Coke Zero - and I always rest the cigarette pack on top of the can, too.
😂😂😂omg the guy shoveling that snow I can't stop laughing I would of just took the fall 😂😂😂
13:22 "a significant amount of the white stuff can leave you completely stranded without the right tools" lol
I hate it when people say to me "it could be worse." I usually respond with: "yeah and it could be better." That's why I'm complaining in the first place.
yea I don’t know who they think they’re helping by saying “it could be worse”
I mean..it could be worse
could be worse
When people say that to me I respond with "WORSE IS WORSE!"
Exactly
2:20 he must be hallucinating death now and also he must have forgotten that he is in middle of bungee jumping.
What’s worse than a spider in your bed? A SNAKE of course! A friend of mine once told me of his terrifying experience. When he went to bed after a long day, just when he was about to flop on the mattress, it was already occupied by a SNAKE and it wasn’t small either! You should’ve seen his reaction 🤣🤣
P.S. I put it there as a prank and the snake wasn’t venomous
damn
Could still be worse. You somehow don’t see it and you swallow it…
Can i tell yall something i find a little funny about these comments? They use the old laughing emojis- no hate!
2:57 I'm literally on the toilet rn and this certainly didn't make my day any better
i remember having heart palpitations for no reason between dec 1 to dec 10. it ruined a few days and i had no sleep for 3 nights. one of the most memorable was dec 3. i didn't have insomnia, but my heart was fluttering like crazy. on 8:30 PM on 3-12-2021, I experienced my first irregular heartbeat. It scared the hell out of me lol. my heart palpitations ruined dec 3,4, and 6. I am recovering from this mess now.
another wave hit on DEC 17 and on DEC 20, my heart rate hit 171 BPM for no reason for 28 minutes
4:30 Do it like this guy, he slipped, not only in style, but didn’t fall down.
I had a similar experience involving a toilet. I was going to the bathroom when I was around 6 years old, when I felt a little pang on my backside, and though I was in Florida at the time, it wasn't a snake. Turns out, a spider managed to climb into the toilet and bite me where the sun don't shine. it gave me a kind of irrational fear of spiders since.
om
once I got autophobia, it was because of this. when I was going to bed in my alone bedroom. something moved and fell next to me. i was so scared that I sleep in a separate bed with my brother.
@@kittkattknight yea I'm scared of being alone in certain places and time.
As someone with arachnophobia, that is an ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE
@@int3rdm3nson4l7 I didn't even have arachnophobia till I got bitten 😓
3 years ago my dad and me were making concrete when it rained and my dad fell all over the wet cement and we had to do it all over again.
Is he the boss well my dad is in charge of a team and even not worse he dropped his phone in concrete and also lost it its but still bad
Nice
Ahh crap welp i guess he didnt enjoy that one but imagine if the cement dries up when he falls in there when there is no rain😶
Concrete is different than cement
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" After that I wouldn't just throw the cup away the house would be in flames "
And that's why " Burn it with fire was created "
According to The World's Biggest Book of Dumb Shit a man in Sao Paulo, Brazil burned his house down trying to kill mosquitoes. When paramedics were looking him over as his home burned, the only thing he could say was: 'Did I get them all?'
Sounds like something I would so if I was 35 and drunk
@@BreezyInDaChambers The guy was actually stone sober, he just absolutely HATED mosquitoes.
@@launcesmechanist9578 this is making remember of that one episode from One Punch Man
Me when I see the snakes: omg I need those!
Yea same
I used to have a cornsnake
Same.
I used to have 2 snakes but they died of lifespan.
A Mexican king snake and a cornsnake.
The smile and wave got me rolling on the floor🤣🤣🤣
I went hiking in the highlands of Scotland. I wandered into a rocky woodlands and then my feet didn’t move. Only then I realised I was stuck in a pool of thick mud. After I finally got out Dad wouldn’t let me in the car because he said I smelt too bad. So I had to climb all the way back up into the woods to find a stream and wash my legs. Finally I was able to get home and change into some dryer clothes.
I had an allergy test this year.. and I can relate.. red, itchy welps all over my back.. I wasn’t allowed to scratch so mom and dad were taking turns fanning me.. when the allergist walked in, from across the room I hear her say.. OH! We’d told her I was very allergic to plants and stuff, but I’m beginning to think she didn’t believe us! Lol 😂 btw now I’m doing allergy shots. They help a ton and don’t hurt that bad. If you’re debating getting them, just do it. It’s not that bad and it’ll help. God bless and have a great day!
I agree about the allergy shots! I think the giant bumps that are bigger than a bug bite are called wheels, hives, or welts. If the hives connect and get really light in the center like that horse reaction, then it can be called a plaque. A welp is like a little exclaim of disappointment,or a young animal.
*welts
@@megb9700 no HIVs is a serious oh wait HIVES NOT HIVS oops lol (and that is why I dislike being ADHD🤣)
@@sarahgibbs9931 Some people can get hives from the sun. Did you know that?
I'm allergic to lavender, but it only affects my lungs. It's generic, My mom and grandma both have it and I have it. But seriously, allergies can go die in a hole.
One day when I was in first grade, I started cutting my hair only a bit. However, a few minutes later I looked at my hair and I was terrified. Worse - I was going to be at a Haloween party and I had to hide my hair the entire time with a spiderman mask and a witch hat. Even worse - the day before that my mom had cut my hair and I just ruined it and I didn't even remember that she did it. Even worse - since at this time my school had calenders with students pictures (I don't know if they still have) to order. My front teeth already fell and also I fell down some stairs I think so my face looked awful. I still ordered a calender though. I was bullied because I was bald (kinda, because my mom cut my hair again, but don't worry, I wasn't bald, I just didn't have hair). Yeah, so that was one of my worst days.
R.I.P
I'm so sorry...
Why I love be amazed: 1. Lots of there videos give information that might be important 2.the Chanel also has A LOT of funny videos 3.its just AWESOME-
9:48 chamber of secrets 😂
*Speaks sparsletongue*
this is why whenever i ride rollercoasters or do anything crazy i wear trousers with zips on
Wise, they pick loads of funny stuff at the bottom of these rides, even dentures. He should have left his phone with the instructor.
Lived by the seaside as a kid, we used to stand near any ride going upside down knowing loose change would drop, over 40 years ago now you'd have thought people would have learnt by now 😀
Once i was on a rollercoaster and some guy with a camera with a strap thingy
And he droped it onto the roller coaster track the rollercoaster and the wheel got stuck and the first cart fly off the track but lucky no one was in it
(ʘ ͟ʖ ʘ)
@@Jason_Rides frightening!
That's really smart. I've used Fanny Packs when I was young at theme parks. (Extra thought): I remember riding the Jurrasic Park ride at Universal Studios in Hollywood and there's a HUGE drop at the ending to which a lady in front of us lost her hat too. Lmao I mean it flew like a bird.
I splited my pants in class for 3 or 4 hours that was the most embarrasing thing I had been in
A tree limb once came through my kitchen window-- talk about a shock! Fortunately, no one was in the room at the time, although my cat (who considers my stove her personal throne) was on the other side of the fridge, away from the window (thank goodness for her majesty). All I saw was a blur of black fur before I even got up to see what had happened.
Me and my sister's dog almost got hit by a giant tree limb that had fallen off a tree in my parents' backyard, the dog proceeded to almost dislocate my shoulder.
The man slipping, that’s me in the winter. Slip sliding away 😂
3:15 why... This was my childhood fear.
Fear Of Snakes In The Toilet?
That's Eww And Scary.
After not dying from an axe flying thru my windshield, I would've gone out and lived my best life.
I would go out and buy a lottery ticket
@@marthagonzalez5528 lol
me too
@@dancosta6543 👍👩🏻
Is this a wooosh or who hurt you or tried
Every day I feel like a day isn’t going my way but when I Watch you’re videos my day goes good
Oh, you think that's a bad day? Get this:
Around 5 years ago, my neighbor who trying to pick a coconut using stick in rainy day got struck by lightning, fortunately he survived & someone calls over an ambulance.
However, just before he moved into the car, he got struck by lightning AGAIN, rendering him pretty much in critical condition & sadly, ended up dead next day.
Worse part? Right after his burial was done, his tombstone got struck by lightning AGAIN!
So he's got struck not once, but three times by lightning, god knows what made him loved by lightning.
Oh, and he never got his coconut. Poor guy.
That's an oof of a life time
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The worst part in that story you just told is that he didint even get his coconut :(
@@nippythehoggy7754 that's a shame
god wouldn't give em a brake
19:45 While stationed in Germany, a fork-lift driver had a wasp visit him inside the cab, he crashed the vehicle into the Air-Base's exterior fence, it just so happened we were getting ready for a base-wide inspection
"The incredible edible egg." Who remembers that motto/commercial?
This honestly made me feel better
Having taken an allergy test about 15 years ago I remember the doctor getting upset. In total I believe they were about 15 0 chemicals that were put into the skin prick test on my back. After everything was said and done I only showed a very slight allergic reaction to mold. The doctor asked me if I had taken an antihistamine or Benadryl or something before the test and I said no.
I want to get tested for allergies does the test hurt?
When i took benadryl i had a seizure
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@@blabafush7008 I can confirme. They will say: oh it only hurts a little bit or some sh*t like that. LIES! I almost passed out! 3 diferent nurses asked my mom "Is he ok?" Man, it hurts as heck!
@@blabafush7008
I had one recently. It's only the slightest prick in the epidermis (the top layer of skin), so while you can feel it, it doesn't hurt.
2:40 me who's watching it on my computer and doesn't even have a phone: okie dokie
I’m watching on my iPad just thinking to myself: rly?
on the bright side, you can't fit a computer in your pocket so you won't ever loose it
@@izabelanaworol264 same
10:30 dude, I had that done as a kid. 60 on my back, 30 down one arm, and another 10 down the other. Finally, my mom stepped in and said that was it. It was obvious I had lots of bad allergies but the test had practically become torture. 😂
Bro... that is (dramatic pause) TERRIFYING!
@@fiusionmaster3241 I feel bad now because I know my mom had it done to help me in the long run. At the time, however, I looked her square in the eyes with tears rolling down mine and asked her why she didn't love me anymore. It broke her heart that day and it breaks mine now.
Perhaps the worst of it is the allergy shots I took in the years after never actually helped in the long-run. I still have insane allergic reactions to those allergens. So it was all for nothing at the end of the day. But I give my mom the absolute highest credit for doing what she thought would help me despite how much it hurt at the time.
@@cedwardsmedia Man, your mom is an apsolute boss.
But don't they do it differently now??? It's not logical to do rapid-fire testing and expect to get valid results.
I lov this
4:20 I'm glad I'm not that guy it makes me think twice before heading outside in the winter season🤣😂
Americans see snake : " WHAT THE HELL"
Jamaicans : INSTANT BLACKOUT lol
more like run faster than Usain bolt
In the skin-prick tests, it feels like 50 mosquitos bit you in the same place. Worst part is, you can't scratch it or the allergy flares up even more
I secretly scratched
The biggest mistake I can share that has my buddies, my wife, and me laughing 5 months later was when I messed up a wheelie on a dirt bike. I had been doing great for 2 days straight. We were about to leave and I wanted to do one last wheelie. The front forks bottomed out and I went down HARD. It blew a hole in the side of the engine and I broke my tibia fibula and ankle at the same time. I stood up and told my buddy it was broken, he thought I was kidding and was dying laughing. When he seen my foot we all knew it was not good. My leg is now 1.25 inches shorter post surgery and also has 4 plates and 12 screws. We all laugh about it to this day.
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OooooooooooooooooooF
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
...........wow
this made me cry
I love your channel very much and it always makes me wanting more 😂😂
1:19 that's exactly like when a guy lost his carton of cigarettes while riding the rollercoaster Powderkeg at Silver Dollar City.
10:23
I had this test, but it was on my back and way more than them. At the end of the test, I looked kind of like an Ankylosaurus.
SADR DAYS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢
4:23 nope that’s William aftons springlocks going off
11:02
Bro that little guy looks bamboozled
"Hey can i catch a ride brother?"
I feel so much better about my day after watching this.
Happy for you. I'm not there yet, maybe sleep will do it.😢
@@honeybunch5765 Sleep is vital for your mental health. I had a hard time sleeping last night when I then realized I didn't drink enough water throughout the day. Keeping yourself hydrated helps with sleep.
@@CoffeeGirl203 thanks ❤
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@@honeybunch5765 😔😔
The one of the tree reminded me of my father-in-law in Mississippi. He and his new wife had gotten this really nice two story house and had just renovated the upstairs-when a storm knocked over a giant tree in the yard and absolutely DECIMATED the second floor. Like, the day before we made it up there for a visit. We all ended up in a hotel lol. Made for an interesting story.
I had a storm roll through my home town, take the power out for 2 weeks, and knock trees over on soooo many houses, that I vowed, wherever I live.. first order of business is cutting down every tree tall enough to fall on my house.
21:02 i just like how he put 9 Celsius instead of -9 Celsius into the converter. The actual temperature is 15.8 Fahrenheit.
Yeah-wouldn't really have the desired effect at 9°C/48°F…
8:36 OMG! that's totally something I would do 🤣😂🤣😂
Once this year, I was taking off my sweatshirt in class and accidently took off my shirt while my entire class was watching, I ran straight to the bathroom to chance, luckily nobody was in the hallway
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RIP
It can’t get worse
My mind: the entire school watching it
Me: oh..
Bruh...
Relatable
One time I was wearing my brand new pants and I went to this restaurant to eat chocolate cake and I had walked up to go get something and I had gotten back and I realized that there was chocolate all over my butt from when I dropped chocolate on my seat and I have been walking around with it for the past 30 minutes
Oml I feel so bad for you 😞
@@-Darkstalker- Yeah me to........😔
@•cindychoco_gacha• us four😔
LMAOOOO UNLUCKY
Cap
“I bet you are watching this on your Iphone/phone right now”
People on Ipads and computers:
*n o*
I don't remember if I ever got a haircut during lockdown! Probably I didn't until after lockdown.
When I was a toddler I touched my grandma's curling iron when it was still on! 😂
I had an incident, by finding a lizard in my tea pot after I had finished drinking my tea 🤦🏻♂️
I bet the lizard had a worse day then you.
People used to freeze dry clothes all the time. They didn't have driers back in the day. Lol
For me that's normal in the winter.
No they probably lit a fire and had a warm room
Or they were being dum and did that 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣
@@maehem5379 no they had hard lives thomas Edison was the smart one who invented electricity
@@tonysuda9066 Edison didn't invent shit. He just profited of the genius of others.
9:52 I love snakes that would be a blessing 😂❤❤❤
@18:08 For the upside-down Gatorade bottle:
Slip something slim but rigid enough (to hold the water back) like a plastic envelope under the bottle and flip it over. No spillage, no loss.
21:00 That frozen clothes on men was reality in Finland when timberjacks returned back to the camp after sweaty job.
That hoodie was not frozen. 😂 There would be ice crystals. Also, it dried flat, not upside down, probably with cardboard in the torso. The research on this channel could be a bit better. I’ve seen a few fakes slip through the cracks.
(I am a researcher! Hire me! 😅)
@@MarinaRhymin IT WAS WET AND PUT OUTSIDE IN SNOW WEATHER...IT FROZE...PAY ATTENTION
" what is the first thing you do in the morning "
Me: " go back to sleep "
me : WAKE MA SISTER UP den go back to slep
I love watching your videos
And your videos make me confident
Nothing's worse than reheating leftover biscuits and gravy only to find out that the 'gravy' was stroganoff sauce.
Yea I had to skip school that day.
that sounds like a win for me, i love stroganoff, that with biscuits is actually really good.
It’s even worse that you eat biscuits and gravy together...😖🤢🤮
@@hotdawg1176 its a white country gravy, turkey gravy on thanksgiving works but the white kind is best for biscuits (and by biscuit i mean a special flaky baked dough, not cookies, assuming youre possibly a brit or aussie you wouldnt have any idea what we really eat, and honestly, its fkin tasty)
p.s. nice mina pfp.