Valentine's Day Special: Bobby Lee & Khalyla | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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    Bobby Lee and Khalyla sit down with Theo Von to talk about their relationship & the Slept Kingdom pledging allegiance to Chris D'Elia, as well as to give listener's advice on their own relationships.
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  • @TheoVon
    @TheoVon  3 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
    bit.ly/theo-von

    • @charliec4385
      @charliec4385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Just Matty thats a brilliant cover for a stalker.....
      stay away from this one Theo

    • @TherealNOTrealArtist
      @TherealNOTrealArtist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      09⁹

    • @raul8259
      @raul8259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Funny ass fuck

    • @jameskelleher1032
      @jameskelleher1032 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@charliec4385 op. Ovoivvbb v v o

    • @abrampena6385
      @abrampena6385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just noticed how Bobby was fucking with Theo because he noticed Theo's half chub through his loins! >.

  • @sirsmokealot705
    @sirsmokealot705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2807

    That was the longest stare ever from Bobby lmaooo

    • @kevinyeager9023
      @kevinyeager9023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Haha right awesome death stare lol

    • @Dave-mk9bw
      @Dave-mk9bw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      What's with the subliminal constant frame glitches though?

    • @rickybizzness7364
      @rickybizzness7364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LOL! Fuk thats funny!

    • @Baniq1986
      @Baniq1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      he never blinked once the whole time, impressive

    • @Guitarfailtastic2857
      @Guitarfailtastic2857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      he's only mad cause he's height challenged

  • @eamon4279
    @eamon4279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    “He was using his Psalms” was the best hitter of this episode and it went unrecognized. This is why I love Theo Von.

    • @evanhooker1061
      @evanhooker1061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I died when i heard it

    • @ruthh3496
      @ruthh3496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      right, i literally just came here to check if anyone else clocked it haha

    • @natebergeman
      @natebergeman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes!!! I was wondering who else caught that

    • @jimmyjunk8498
      @jimmyjunk8498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm SO glad you shared your love for Theo. Very important.

    • @qnzmar10
      @qnzmar10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      18:58 around we he says it

  • @_Vader_
    @_Vader_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    "If I'm hard, I tell everyone in the room now, cause I don't want a crime." LOOOOOOL

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahahahaha

    • @Americansikkunt
      @Americansikkunt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm a foreigner, is that really what I should say?

    • @PKaddicted
      @PKaddicted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wish I knew this sooner , fuck

    • @emmamadgini4139
      @emmamadgini4139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm not white soo maybe somebody kind enough to further more explain what does he meant? 😕😑😨

    • @shazaibbiazahs
      @shazaibbiazahs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@emmamadgini4139 He's saying that if he has an erection, then he will tell everyone in the room about it. He's basically referring to how men can easily get accused of sexual harassment so this is somehow a good way to ensure he doesn't get accused of anything.

  • @Truth4peace4freedom
    @Truth4peace4freedom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    Bobby: "You can't say retarded, right?"
    Theo: "Ummm, you can say it one time."

  • @chriscash782
    @chriscash782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1525

    Theo has the best analogies " Like you were playing ski ball and just won two tickets" 😂 😂 😂

    • @daniataylor6783
      @daniataylor6783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What did he say, Polynesian something or another lmfao 🤣

    • @jromero17
      @jromero17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dania Rodriguez Polynesian Hush puppy

    • @Kloppsserialbottlers
      @Kloppsserialbottlers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Like he's testing out a lava lamp to see is it expensive

    • @Moneybaggbanda
      @Moneybaggbanda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Like a truck fell over and the are crawling out the side .

    • @steveyobs551
      @steveyobs551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      21:40

  • @smoovetoons2092
    @smoovetoons2092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    19:04 "Wow dude, it's like using his psalms" Underrated joke.

    • @Camlikesfitness
      @Camlikesfitness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thought so too!

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahahaha

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But what a weird way to jack off in public....!🤔

    • @FeastTheStoic
      @FeastTheStoic 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smoove Toons wordplay

    • @brendanballard2216
      @brendanballard2216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn that flew right over my head. King of the wordplay

  • @KCsheets88
    @KCsheets88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    When Bobby just sits there staring at Theo for like 5 mins and then Theo asks if he's awake... I died laughing 🤣😂☠️☠️ funny asf!! These two together have a good vibe and very funny.

    • @bltn7469
      @bltn7469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Calm down , breath ...

    • @feezible
      @feezible 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bltn7469 ahah

    • @illkissyourightnow
      @illkissyourightnow ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bltn7469 breathe

    • @tldrMac
      @tldrMac ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I died at that part

    • @ThePolarBearSquad
      @ThePolarBearSquad ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think Bobby was a lil upset that he interrupted him and said he’s talking to his girl 😂😂

  • @gonzalonovaco7548
    @gonzalonovaco7548 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    1:27:57
    The way Bobby looks at both of them after she said she was in a relationship with 2 men and theo locks eyes with Bobby was hilarious
    The silence had me dying until Theo smirked 💀

    • @asherweck
      @asherweck ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmfao

    • @alextheshrimp.
      @alextheshrimp. ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The way they were glancing at eachother WAS HILARIOUSSSS

    • @somethinglame5472
      @somethinglame5472 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Didn’t she end up doing that again?! Why Bobby was relapsing? Shadddddy

    • @geofferywilliams5844
      @geofferywilliams5844 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theo trying to scoop on in that relationship ahaha , Theo the man haha Khaliyla choosing Theo over Bobby weooo

    • @anonv790
      @anonv790 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@somethinglame5472 Dude said he didn't give her dick for two years in a podcast. If your lady has holding out on you for TWO YEARS with no real explanation you'd probably wanna go try other people yourself.

  • @h.p.3072
    @h.p.3072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    "are you asleep or awake" lmao

    • @willharrison6982
      @willharrison6982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      H. P. You tryna get coffee?

    • @peasantt-
      @peasantt- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      dev dow wow man. chill.

    • @h.p.3072
      @h.p.3072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      gang gang

    • @willharrison6982
      @willharrison6982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jekyll Hyde I’m looking for YOU to take my TUBE

    • @willharrison6982
      @willharrison6982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dev dow sick bruh, is that what the fox says?

  • @koovvv
    @koovvv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    19:10 "he was using his psalms" 😂😂💀💀 genius af

    • @ICYPROFITS
      @ICYPROFITS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He's got some serious chops

    • @eatingrightwithavi9613
      @eatingrightwithavi9613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I thought this was an underrated comment too. Theo is super quick with play on word

    • @G_Ozare
      @G_Ozare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      His brain is NUTS. He just made that shit up on the spot. He's like the Eminem of comedy.

    • @clintwestwood4545
      @clintwestwood4545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      funny af and impressive af

    • @snyjnz
      @snyjnz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fam I cried

  • @JamsIneedRPG
    @JamsIneedRPG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    Lee: but when I hit high school. My parents went bankrupt. My parents had to sell the house
    Theo: a house. Sounds nice

    • @fitzyakamcsyke
      @fitzyakamcsyke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Put 'em in there with Stiopic, g'head I dare ya, Stiopic is crazy!

    • @SnailHatan
      @SnailHatan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks, I’m incapable of listening

    • @effu9593
      @effu9593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pfft parents?? Must be nice bro.

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You had a dishwasher??

    • @daavids55
      @daavids55 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theo had 5 rooms, kitchen and 2 bathrooms in his house 🤣

  • @christinearmentor8813
    @christinearmentor8813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    At 8:11 i lost it 😂 bobby has been staring at theo since theo said “i was asking the woman” and theo finally acknowledged him by saying “are you asleep or awake” lmao 🤣

  • @oobydoobytooby4430
    @oobydoobytooby4430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Bobby giving that DEATHHHH STARE to theo when he said im talking to the girrrrrl Lmaoooooooo

    • @Flipindabird23
      @Flipindabird23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oobydooby Tooby I was dying. He has a direct line to my funny bone; and it’s a conference call with Theo. “I fell like I’m watching that show ‘Yellow Mirror”

    • @yomama847
      @yomama847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      7:20 for anyone who wants to watch

    • @samster2626
      @samster2626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He mean mugged tff out of Theo for 3min as he was getting roasted 😂

    • @AEM479
      @AEM479 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg. So.....................awkward.

    • @websurferwizard
      @websurferwizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yomama847 IM DYING

  • @sambruhn1027
    @sambruhn1027 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "Hey can I see that knife? No but you can hold the case" that just broke my reality. I think that's my favorite part!

  • @joeyomen4118
    @joeyomen4118 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Theo + bobby Lee is a combination that will never get old . I love the beginning how Theo is just being that friend that wants to know about his homies relationship

  • @LouiePGallo
    @LouiePGallo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Look at Bobby's stare from 07:20 to 08:45.
    I LOVE how Theo and Bobby are basically playing a game here. You can tell Theo is doing his BEST to get Bobby to break. hahaha

    • @kingumm41
      @kingumm41 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You asleep or awake?

    • @cruton8_6
      @cruton8_6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I noticed that too 😂

    • @josephjoestar995
      @josephjoestar995 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m askinggg.. the womennn 😂😂😂

  • @MSP106
    @MSP106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    Kahlyla: Bobby likes the smell of poo!
    Bobby: looks at the camera *shrugs*

    • @davidbacio
      @davidbacio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      1:05:12

    • @jasonsmith9959
      @jasonsmith9959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I timestamped this immediately for posterity. Bobby is a LEGEND

    • @obbah1818
      @obbah1818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      How did they not cast him in The Office

    • @stormcorrosion176
      @stormcorrosion176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ew

    • @DmgNebulaa
      @DmgNebulaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@obbah1818 what character would he have played?

  • @scottfergusonart
    @scottfergusonart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    19:04 "It's like using his psalms" That is absolutely brilliant

    • @anthonybrindisi9151
      @anthonybrindisi9151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Literally just realized the double entendre thanks to your comment.

    • @str8todamoney
      @str8todamoney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@anthonybrindisi9151 Hate to be that guy, but was the entendre?

    • @scottfergusonart
      @scottfergusonart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@str8todamoney Jerking off with a bible, in that fashion literally using your palms, or psalms as Theo put it, as in the Book of Psalms of the old Testament

    • @str8todamoney
      @str8todamoney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@scottfergusonart I'm stupid as fuck.

    • @timothyharkin
      @timothyharkin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@str8todamoney psalms as in a sacred song or hymn found in religious books and palms as in the inside of the hands.

  • @dienjames1082
    @dienjames1082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    “Burning thighs, hidden Dragon”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @miks2819
    @miks2819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "Using his psalms"....went over everybody's head

    • @mikesemie5028
      @mikesemie5028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That was true genius

    • @JudePhilips
      @JudePhilips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This didn’t go over anyone’s head. Everyone got this... 😂

    • @miks2819
      @miks2819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JudePhilips i dont think you got it

    • @schnagalaga
      @schnagalaga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So good

    • @_onthemike_
      @_onthemike_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There were many parts that had me crack up but this right here, made me lose it. Theo is a Fucking genius.

  • @Gibson1961SG
    @Gibson1961SG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    @7:19 Bobby's face when he says "I asked the woomaannnnna." Hahahaha!

    • @MIngalls
      @MIngalls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dude, he stared at him for sooo long!!! I was getting uncomfortable

    • @Gibson1961SG
      @Gibson1961SG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MIngalls I thought there was about to be a real fight.

    • @jackfox4216
      @jackfox4216 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like womannnn

    • @javalavao8
      @javalavao8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂

    • @JohnnySideburnsX
      @JohnnySideburnsX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He wanted to kill him!

  • @cheyennetomiska7779
    @cheyennetomiska7779 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    This guy literally saved my life, from my own depression. Laughter is the best medicine

    • @gastonlarson1640
      @gastonlarson1640 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed

    • @primetimejabroni903
      @primetimejabroni903 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I haven’t laughed in ages

    • @bradlindsey4485
      @bradlindsey4485 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@primetimejabroni903 haha, that's funny

    • @suncat5160
      @suncat5160 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Factual information. Word.

    • @zdotspade
      @zdotspade 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bradlindsey4485🤣🤣

  • @seagulhead12
    @seagulhead12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1874

    I'm asking the woman. Long stare. Theo acting like nothing is wrong. That shit was hilarious. Then he asks if he's awake. Ha!

    • @zen4189
      @zen4189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Dude that stare was looooooooooooooong...no blink

    • @Eos05
      @Eos05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I feel like we are on an episode of yellow mirror....yall seen that show yellow mirror? 😂🤣😂

    • @joschwan89
      @joschwan89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i laughed soooo hard

    • @Eos05
      @Eos05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I've yet to find a podcast moment that has made me laugh as hard as this

    • @mrcrster
      @mrcrster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Eos05 what’s yellow mirror? Is it black mirror, but saying yellow as an Asian joke? I could be way off

  • @dejarno9739
    @dejarno9739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Theo's emotional intelligence is outstanding

    • @cmap1503
      @cmap1503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      its average

    • @kiddykraft4480
      @kiddykraft4480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cmap1503 😂

    • @Ali-et9oz
      @Ali-et9oz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @dejarno It rlly is

    • @HONGRYYYYYYYYY
      @HONGRYYYYYYYYY ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lilykay8733 we know you’re single

    • @DanielJLindberg
      @DanielJLindberg 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Theo always did great work with Bobby and Khalyla. But agreed is, he in his comfort zone here. And agreed savant level social-emotional intelligence, Bobby Lee is has major emotional intelligence too, the mind tricking in this episode amazing

  • @DHaile83
    @DHaile83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "He was using his Psalms"

    • @nedisahonkey
      @nedisahonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underappreciated joke at the time.

  • @MFRiley
    @MFRiley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    8:05 "Are you asleep or awake"
    LMFAO

    • @TheAgingGermanicFoid
      @TheAgingGermanicFoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      shit was so racist 😂😂😂

    • @jeffreyhenderson3908
      @jeffreyhenderson3908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      8:05

    • @jpk9902
      @jpk9902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Theo felt zero intimidation by that stare.

    • @jeremylecocq826
      @jeremylecocq826 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris is only prettier because he's younger, Theo was way handsome before he had those wrinkles.

    • @xXJMZJrXx
      @xXJMZJrXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jeywas_here whatchu mean they are the same age 😂 theos only 10 days older

  • @SincereDoper
    @SincereDoper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    4:19
    theo: you seem like a nice lady
    khalyla: i am
    theo: thank you
    smoooooth

    • @jackfox4216
      @jackfox4216 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SincereDoper 😂😂

    • @GodsNode
      @GodsNode 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I don't get it.

    • @gurralarre816
      @gurralarre816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@GodsNode same

    • @GodsNode
      @GodsNode 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@jackfox4216 sometimes I think I am.

    • @jackfox4216
      @jackfox4216 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sonny Torres 😩

  • @mikemiller5637
    @mikemiller5637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2524

    It’s awkward that Bobby crashed Khalyla and Theo’s date.

    • @switchkick9153
      @switchkick9153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Dude, I’m gonna be honest... she’s staring right at Theo the entire time. Like Bobby definitely notices too, it’s just if he says anything it will look weak and insecure.

    • @sarahh1933
      @sarahh1933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@switchkick9153 she just tends to look at people that way no matter what she’s talking about or who she’s talking to. they’re clearly friends and all parties seem to respect one another

    • @switchkick9153
      @switchkick9153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@sarahh1933 nahhhhh living with two guys at the same time previously?........ that’s sketch if you ask me

    • @Scottierolls
      @Scottierolls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@switchkick9153 you must be an insecure person yourself!

    • @milliesmith495
      @milliesmith495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@switchkick9153 but her previous relationship doesn’t mean she can’t be trusted with men?? lmao they all chose to be in a throuple now she’s choosing to be with only bobby. not really a hard concept. Men are always so judgey when it comes to woman.

  • @E-II
    @E-II 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    7:15 - 9:00 was one of the funniest things I've seen on a podcast, I come back to watch just that part from time to time.

    • @yeatray6455
      @yeatray6455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      "Wow. Are you asleep or awake?" Lol

    • @TheJediBird
      @TheJediBird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The way he stares at him had my dying lmao

    • @PNW_Chemist
      @PNW_Chemist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I clicked on this video and was reading through the comments when I clicked on your time stamp, holy hell so hilarious 😂 just imagine Bobby’s immediate thoughts during the moment

    • @kuunami
      @kuunami 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too. In that moment Bobby really wanted to rip Theo's head off.

  • @brandongomez6786
    @brandongomez6786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    A truce between the Rat Kingdom and the Slept Kingdom...
    For now..

    • @edwardlindley6269
      @edwardlindley6269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Fuck the slept kingdom

    • @jamesbael6255
      @jamesbael6255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Fuck them slept kingdom, no ice having motherfkers in their sideways buttholes

    • @jamesbael6255
      @jamesbael6255 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And really, don't...them dark arts don't suit you brah

    • @alexjacobs2080
      @alexjacobs2080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      truce over

    • @iTzDeyo
      @iTzDeyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not by the power move by Theo, and it was a power move, followed by Bobby's stare @ 7:20 no one is safe o.0

  • @flex_piper
    @flex_piper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    "Dude I feel like I'm on yellow mirror have you seen that show?" - Theo Von.

    • @lucasm999
      @lucasm999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what show is that i cant find it?

    • @Adrian-zp1yb
      @Adrian-zp1yb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@lucasm999 its a play on words my guy. He is referencing black mirror but since bobby is korean he said yellow mirror which im pretty sure you could guess what that means lmao

    • @lucasm999
      @lucasm999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Saguh tra that’s what I figured thanks

    • @graciousgifts1221
      @graciousgifts1221 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lame

  • @CasaDeLeonas
    @CasaDeLeonas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Yooo Bobby was actually mad at Theo for saying “I’m asking the woman” 😆

    • @TrTveT
      @TrTveT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They're doing a bit

    • @drinny2214
      @drinny2214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      “r u awake or asleep?” 😭

    • @littlejackalo5326
      @littlejackalo5326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nope. He wasn't mad. It's just comedy you don't get.

    • @michaelw7327
      @michaelw7327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@littlejackalo5326 no how tf is that comedy?? Clearly Bobby was mad at Theo for shutting him up and was trying to hold his anger in the best he could

    • @leetheflea4096
      @leetheflea4096 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he was definitely pissed but they're friends and he knows Theo didn't mean it bad. At the same time Bobby did make it clear not to do that

  • @heywhohithelights
    @heywhohithelights 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    4:09 “Reset my um” “chi?” “Straight stare” 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @mamabear7110
    @mamabear7110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "I'm so angry that my insides are like making noises." - Bobby Lee
    I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

    • @uzaira9088
      @uzaira9088 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That boi hungry.

  • @TechMetalRules
    @TechMetalRules 5 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    Bobby "Can I just say this" Lee

    • @sarahtea9272
      @sarahtea9272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TechMetalRules : ahhh! So glad to see this comment, I noticed he said it a few times but then started listening for it specifically and thought maybe I just got hung up on it. LoL

    • @hittman1412
      @hittman1412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "is is that..."

    • @vitor3000
      @vitor3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What it is is, is the thing is, is is that

    • @preppysteppy3395
      @preppysteppy3395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yea yea yeah!

  • @JOOLVAUR
    @JOOLVAUR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Wow, when Bobby talked about kalaila being a survivor and the way she helped his father was really warming, she’s definitely something special nowadays

  • @growitall7652
    @growitall7652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Rat king and the slept king!

    • @Dave-mk9bw
      @Dave-mk9bw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Two Kings (Consules) were standard in Republic Rome.
      Now it's watered down to 1 president.

    • @unfadeablecivic
      @unfadeablecivic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And the awake queen.

    • @growitall7652
      @growitall7652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dave-mk9bw gotta keep power amongst the few.

    • @peapool5420
      @peapool5420 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      👑 😴 👑 🐀

  • @RicardoSanchez-sd7qr
    @RicardoSanchez-sd7qr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Damn Theo. With that double hittas for vday!!!

    • @obbah1818
      @obbah1818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I heard that both were coming on the podcast, I thought Bobby would sit on Khalylas lap.

  • @sp-uf6tx
    @sp-uf6tx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    bobby shrugging when he's laughing is the most adorable thing I've ever seen

  • @danielg3924
    @danielg3924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    man that moment when Bobby is trying to tell Theo he loves him and Theo can't look him in the eye, feels like I'm watching a therapy reality show

  • @TigerBelly
    @TigerBelly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1329

    Theo we need you on TigerBelly soon!!! (Maybe if y'all Rat King supporters subscribe, cross-collab will happen sooner than you think.... or, it will happen anyway and I'll pretend it was thanks you your support.... either way, come on over to our channel next week for a surprise that may not be a surprise but you'll be happy). -PD

    • @Blastinonfoos
      @Blastinonfoos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Already subbed to both but I'll pretend to be surprised and happy

    • @andrewhapple3422
      @andrewhapple3422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      #GangGang

    • @rpsanchez87
      @rpsanchez87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Can u dudes get callen or Schaub on the pod.

    • @mixedbysherb3244
      @mixedbysherb3244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TigerBelly look into it

    • @XxCosmicWarriorxX
      @XxCosmicWarriorxX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nosotros papaya Slept King!!!

  • @andrewfreeman88
    @andrewfreeman88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    That silent treatment Bobby gave after Theo said I'm asking the ladyyyy. HAAAAAA LOLOL

    • @Kaluth
      @Kaluth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah he got insecure for a moment there

    • @matthewspence7653
      @matthewspence7653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      and Theo in the middle of that death stare asks Bobby “Are you asleep or awake?” fucking killing it man 😂😂😂

    • @systematik
      @systematik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kaluth I don't think you understand what the definition of "insecure" is.

  • @Sergio-fu7mv
    @Sergio-fu7mv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    “When are you gonna take that thing to the bank brotha?
    *SILENCE* 😂😂😂

    • @ryan6689
      @ryan6689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "You little fucking chim churri." Haha

    • @stevesanchez8686
      @stevesanchez8686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When he called him a pokemon lol

  • @stephaniewestrick5772
    @stephaniewestrick5772 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Bobby gave him the stare down

    • @camiscute3578
      @camiscute3578 ปีที่แล้ว

      "are you asleep or are you awake"

  • @jonhubler6226
    @jonhubler6226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    It’s funny Bobbi mentioned Joe Rogan doing so much with his podcast for comedy. I never heard of Theo Von until he was on a JRE podcast and I’ve been watching him since!

    • @josepreciado6798
      @josepreciado6798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @fleadoggreen9062
      @fleadoggreen9062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @derekpredmore1516
      @derekpredmore1516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rat kingdom for life

    • @BibleThumper94
      @BibleThumper94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      JRE was the first podcast I ever watched. And from there I picked up TFATK, KATS, TigerBelly and Your Moms house. I wouldn’t know about any of it if it wasn’t for Joe. He really does put a lot of people on. Shout out to him.

    • @trey5171
      @trey5171 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BibleThumper94 same brother

  • @geronimo2485
    @geronimo2485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    I knew it n David Spade Knew it and he finally passed the torch to Theo by giving him that Joe Dirt hat. Theo von is the modern day Joe Dirt

    • @MurrzDeeziee
      @MurrzDeeziee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thats true, I never thought of it like that

    • @MUFFINHEAD1985
      @MUFFINHEAD1985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spade cruches pussy. Norm Macdonald mentions it. Von bangs too.

  • @UnderClassBoy
    @UnderClassBoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    How fast was Theo with the yellow mirror thing? Crazy

    • @GodsNode
      @GodsNode 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He had it left over in his mind from the first attempt at a yellow joke. He was hinting at "Yellow Fever" before but neither of them got it or finished the term for him. It was like right before.

    • @MachSea
      @MachSea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Theo is honestly extremely quick. I'm very impressed with his comedy and how it seems so natural.

    • @menwithven8114
      @menwithven8114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Chinkmate is still one of my all time favorites lmao

    • @joeyvesh13
      @joeyvesh13 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s yellow mirror?

    • @stormcorrosion176
      @stormcorrosion176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      joeyvesh13 play on words of the show "Black Mirror" on netflix

  • @samsonlink8146
    @samsonlink8146 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This has to be the funniest podcast episode I’ve ever watched 😂

  • @MimikNoFear
    @MimikNoFear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    LMFAO Theo Von is so genius with his comebacks wtf does he have them all stored for the right times

  • @moviepitches
    @moviepitches 5 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    The quickest weirdest wit in all of comedy, Theo Von

    • @cor4neb
      @cor4neb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Riff Raff needs to do stand up

    • @ksligh4893
      @ksligh4893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      that Polynesian hushpuppy

    • @noahbixnash
      @noahbixnash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Perfect description

    • @florgonzalez1211
      @florgonzalez1211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Always thought he was funny but starting to look him up daily for the past few days and I'm loving his sense of humor , he's so stupid but ina good way ool

    • @russBwright
      @russBwright 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who gives a shit what you think

  • @OM3N1R
    @OM3N1R 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    1:23:50 Slept King stopping to smell the flowers
    Mutters to himself "those are real."
    IDK why but that shit is funny

    • @rustyshackleford2799
      @rustyshackleford2799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jesse Rockwell I saw this too, wasn’t sure if anyone else caught it! 😂😂😂

    • @rigatoni_pasta
      @rigatoni_pasta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just saw it again because I missed it. That was indeed very funny. Just outta nowhere.

    • @aaroneusjames2342
      @aaroneusjames2342 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • @shaf331
    @shaf331 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “Are you asleep or awake?” 😂😂😂

  • @andrewharris1391
    @andrewharris1391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    @7:23 hahaha Bobby looks like he wants to fkn kill Theo

    • @glight23
      @glight23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      LMAO! I saw it! He held that stare for a minute!

    • @kurt2869
      @kurt2869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I thought he was actually going to kill him lol.

    • @alexjacobs2080
      @alexjacobs2080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      yo im fucking dying

    • @Bobbarker23455
      @Bobbarker23455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Bobby such a lil baby sometimes... Love the guy tho

    • @jamesbael6255
      @jamesbael6255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's fear...

  • @The1986er
    @The1986er 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    The mastery Theo have over the English language, creates more words than E40..Walletry 😂😂😂

    • @scottyp4834
      @scottyp4834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That Polynesian hushpuppie

    • @florgonzalez1211
      @florgonzalez1211 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes fuckin genius, also I just called him stupid on my last comment on here lol... in a good way also btw

  • @nabr0n
    @nabr0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    theo: *is funny and makes eye direct contact*
    everyone: theo is flirting!!!!!!!

    • @seanpaulson9098
      @seanpaulson9098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Right like she's on the podcast. Is he just supposed to ignore her?

    • @GrandmasterFerg
      @GrandmasterFerg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Just a bit if innocent southern charm

    • @TERRORCAR
      @TERRORCAR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She's the one flirting with him.

    • @willjay7607
      @willjay7607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You can tell they both want each other

    • @insomthegreat
      @insomthegreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Already smashed

  • @justinlundy2142
    @justinlundy2142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Theres three of them, but they only use two. Like the Mary, Kate, and Ashely Olsen thing." -Theo

  • @malinko35
    @malinko35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Bobby with tha stare of death

    • @chicagoparker
      @chicagoparker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Remember when he shit his pants eating wings.

    • @thismothafuckasaid7304
      @thismothafuckasaid7304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, it just looks that way bc his eyes are slanted

  • @JVAnimeContent
    @JVAnimeContent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    7:23-8:45 i couldnt stop laughing. Bobby held that shit

    • @Everlast1974
      @Everlast1974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      THE most awkward passive aggressive moment in podcast history.

    • @helco2856
      @helco2856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shit killed me lol that stare was insane. Theo notices and keeps going. I rewinded it at least 5 times in a row

    • @flavourpunchh
      @flavourpunchh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMFAO OMG

    • @focusconcentration8
      @focusconcentration8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Can't blame Bobby. I would have kicked Theo in the face.

    • @Brettsparadox
      @Brettsparadox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are you asleep or awake? Lmao

  • @RR-wq3pq
    @RR-wq3pq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    The Rat king was merciful and let them travel to his Kingdom. Let there be peace amongst the podcast lands.

    • @rjames5967
      @rjames5967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dork

    • @sebamp2269
      @sebamp2269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rjames5967 stable boy

  • @ryanbowen9718
    @ryanbowen9718 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Theo playing a guy asking about girls telling long stories to have it be answered by khylila stretching her answer out like an essay is so funny. Bobby looking around the room during it bc he knows what’s going on lol 😂😂

  • @sizzdawizz3032
    @sizzdawizz3032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    😂🤣😂
    Bobby: Can I see your knife?
    Theo: No, but u can hold the case.

  • @jeffpomietlarz5245
    @jeffpomietlarz5245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Bobby Lees gang bang story while Theo throws in his one liners.... just gold

  • @wildmichigan8070
    @wildmichigan8070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    When I was a teenager I had a manager that looked like David Spade. She was really nice too.

    • @fireblade3655
      @fireblade3655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @jtotherog
      @jtotherog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im fucking dying😂

  • @marklawson1458
    @marklawson1458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bobby does this every episode where he goes "look at me Theo" and then tells him "I'm really proud of you ect ect" and it geeks every single time.

  • @davidcastillo131
    @davidcastillo131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    1:28:06 lol love how Bobby and Theo just look at each other and smirk.

  • @zeta2325
    @zeta2325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "You guys are Viet... Nobodys Vietnamese!" Killed me lmao

    • @corallaroc4449
      @corallaroc4449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was at work and had to pause the video to stop from laughing at that part

  • @chancewilson7123
    @chancewilson7123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    bobby: "6 hrs of debauchery"
    Theo: "f*cking too?"
    hahaha

  • @bernadetterogers4006
    @bernadetterogers4006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    when khalyla talked about being in a relationship with 2 men SO many thoughts went through Theo’s head i’m sure lmaoo

    • @diadem03destiny29
      @diadem03destiny29 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes those pistons were shooting at full speed In both heads boyee.

  • @xkemmm
    @xkemmm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "I'm asking the woman". What a boss.

    • @zacamo7
      @zacamo7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No not a boss man, he’s being a fake friend though. 2 faced. Hate to see that. I think it’s wrong tbh

    • @fredericksinclair
      @fredericksinclair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zacamo7 Dude shut up, it's not like Theo is trying to steal bobbys girl. They are legit together.

    • @zacamo7
      @zacamo7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fredericksinclair 😬

    • @graciousgifts1221
      @graciousgifts1221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zacamo7 I agree that shit comes off pretty shady to me

    • @twickeddd5549
      @twickeddd5549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So many insecure guys out there man

  • @williamgemmel4522
    @williamgemmel4522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "hey that's a cool knife can I see that?"
    "Nah you can hold the case, I'll hold this part." lolol

    • @florgonzalez1211
      @florgonzalez1211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haven't seen that part yet but it sounds fuckin hilarious

  • @wardyizgoat1
    @wardyizgoat1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Bobby actually said some real shit there. Joe does a lot of comedy. SO many comics have been brought to my attention on his show. EVEN YOU THEO, FIRST HEARD YOU ON JRE !

    • @betlogboy3
      @betlogboy3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      at first i thought it was an act too..then i watched the 2nd one

  • @Neoescaped
    @Neoescaped 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I met a Filipino girl not too long ago and they are some strong people. No complaining, no sorrow, just pure will to do what needs to be done. Definitely made me check myself.

    • @shaunm1983
      @shaunm1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are they all the same, because I'm nothing like any other English person I know

    • @Neoescaped
      @Neoescaped 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      DirtyBluesStank I’m sure you are lol

    • @shaunm1983
      @shaunm1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Neoescaped OK guy. I assure you tho, I'm pretty fucking weird

  • @saraelizabeth2585
    @saraelizabeth2585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I really loved Khaliyla in this, Theo allowed her to share the spotlight., love both podcasts!

    • @TheWing7189
      @TheWing7189 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right. And so many other comments, people interpret that as theo flirting with her, I don't get it.

    • @saraelizabeth2585
      @saraelizabeth2585 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matthew Wing people like to try to start drama where there is none. He seems very respectful of their relationship. Definitely all seem like good friends.

    • @Zattiz
      @Zattiz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fake comments lol tht shit was crazy

    • @user-sl6zh6zh3z
      @user-sl6zh6zh3z 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Theo was cool and joking, but her saying she would 150% fuck Theo was pretty fucked up.

  • @ridesharegold6659
    @ridesharegold6659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Brian Keith Etheridge - two first names and a lesbian." 😂😂

  • @TempestRisq
    @TempestRisq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Holy shit Theo turning round to Bobby saying are you asleep or awake then continuing his conversation killed me

  • @isitool8
    @isitool8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    1:27:58 the look between Bobby and Theo speaks a thousand words

    • @tonyfknb3896
      @tonyfknb3896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Theos like yo im right here Bobby, whats good lets try the double stuff oreo. Twice the cream filling 😂

    • @sea8278
      @sea8278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      22:17 the way Theo says no way 🤣

    • @psychoslayer6808
      @psychoslayer6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I feel like a couple times in this episode they were trying to feel out if Theo would be into a threesome. It seemed like they were interviewing him for a threesome lol. All the random touches at the end by Bobby

    • @ElelusivebudgieNor
      @ElelusivebudgieNor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@psychoslayer6808 1:33:32

    • @mself1188
      @mself1188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He said it sounds "very fun" quietly.

  • @dirtbagian
    @dirtbagian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I haven't laughed this hard since literally 2011. Thank you, Theo Von.

    • @leedave9314
      @leedave9314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      What happened in 2011 that was so funny? Lol

    • @dirtbagian
      @dirtbagian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@leedave9314 was just a good summer with lots of laughs

    • @Jdabomb93
      @Jdabomb93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      dirtbagian
      Damn bro, that’s funny and really sad at the same time. 😂

    • @billymoses9925
      @billymoses9925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dirtbagian 2011 was great.

    • @alienc
      @alienc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn I wanna know what kind of 2011 life you had mine was pretty horrible and miserable

  • @pread7491
    @pread7491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Just finished the king and the sting then this gem drops 😍

    • @Bushey4545
      @Bushey4545 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gang gang!

    • @masterswami3791
      @masterswami3791 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That straight hitta, boy!

    • @kevinhoopes5711
      @kevinhoopes5711 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was this one good? I love Theo and Bobby, but Khalyla makes me sick.

    • @Tennis214
      @Tennis214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kevin Hoopes makes you sick?? Jesus dude.
      It was great....

    • @HS-oh8xh
      @HS-oh8xh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @scrappy doo I tried watching it because I like Theo but it's kinda watered down to Brendan's level.

  • @melissafritts4955
    @melissafritts4955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The way Bobby is staring at Theo when he’s talking to his wife 😂😂😂

    • @MrEdlawrence
      @MrEdlawrence 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's not even blinking lmfao!!

  • @donuttoy8482
    @donuttoy8482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    1:22:41
    It was at this moment, *Theo KNEW* , he had a chance

  • @ethelesparza2127
    @ethelesparza2127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    also, s/o to grey block pizza. I worked there and they always gave me hella free pizzas to take home 💕

    • @jamesbael6255
      @jamesbael6255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If I'm ever in the mood for some bread covered in tomatos and mozzarella and I'm within an autistic radius, I'm all about that grayblock

    • @hectora5048
      @hectora5048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ethel Esparza: probably wanted to take your pie home for free

    • @joseloco6804
      @joseloco6804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I see a booger in your profile pic

    • @junedreamer
      @junedreamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they seem awesome

    • @googleuser859
      @googleuser859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What does hella free pizza mean?

  • @petervogel6094
    @petervogel6094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    How long Bobby stares at Theo after he said, "I'm talking to the woman"..

  • @juniorlemke5484
    @juniorlemke5484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Bobby bringing up the chemistry they have and 10 min earlier I'm thinking I need to watch everything they do together ❤️

  • @russodean2
    @russodean2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    He's got thighs like a yam. He's built like a yam.

    • @pffilms2522
      @pffilms2522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      💀💀

    • @pvthudson5069
      @pvthudson5069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Burning thighs hidden dragon

  • @shaunr6014
    @shaunr6014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    This dude did not jusT say the Polynesian hush puppie 😹😹😹😹😹 you got my sub Theo you madman lol

  • @toppoz2298
    @toppoz2298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    " who would u let bang khakyla " bruhhhh 😂😭😭

    • @SuperWeedPower
      @SuperWeedPower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Expecting his name to pop up

    • @colind1637
      @colind1637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      “Maybe a friend? Maybe a.... southern friend that you have?”

    • @daniataylor6783
      @daniataylor6783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And she loved the question

    • @TKO593
      @TKO593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Daniel Ruiz Her answer was 150% clear.

    • @bigbabydogdawg4496
      @bigbabydogdawg4496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@colind1637 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @8VacationLover
    @8VacationLover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    1:17:13
    Bobby: Can I see that knife? It looks cool
    Theo: No you can't, you can hold the case to it and I'll hold this part
    Comedy gold 😂🤣

  • @potentialbeautyruined
    @potentialbeautyruined 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I like how Bobby holds a Juul for hours every time. And never hits it

  • @BucKt0
    @BucKt0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    8:00 ARE YOU ASLEEP OR AWAKE AS HES JUST STARING AT HIM LMFAO

  • @saucylivin8179
    @saucylivin8179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Bobby lee knows his girl is ready to take down the rat king

    • @Qurulla
      @Qurulla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Down to fuck!

  • @wickedNwoozy
    @wickedNwoozy ปีที่แล้ว +17

    i pray for happiness for both of them, there relationship was amazing and i hope they end up back together or happily apart

  • @2hype
    @2hype 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    That quick wit.. "yellow mirror". lol
    PS: What's with the flashing images of theo? Like on 26:54. 27 minutes in and there's already been 3.

    • @Dave-mk9bw
      @Dave-mk9bw 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Subliminally getting you ready for the takeover.

    • @jeremystear201
      @jeremystear201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thought I was only one noticed that or maybe I was too stoned lol 😂 had to search comments to make sure I wasn’t crazy

    • @choosyduchess25
      @choosyduchess25 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yup noticed that, too. thought it was just me.

    • @kevinryan1359
      @kevinryan1359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i dont see it...

  • @EZee213
    @EZee213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    8:04 Damn....Theo's like a ninja with them low key Asian racist jokes.....lol.

    • @mikecoffin9236
      @mikecoffin9236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bobby legit stared at Theo for like a minute straight before and after that.

    • @EZee213
      @EZee213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@mikecoffin9236
      That's cause Theo said 'I'm asking your chick not you'....lol...and the homie Bobby got offended. I thought he pulls that power tripping BS only on his podcast but apparently he's always getting asshurt about something. Bobby's an emotional lesbian.

    • @escanorkholin2246
      @escanorkholin2246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EeeeZeee Bruh I’m dying

    • @pokiis3108
      @pokiis3108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EZee213 ok demarcus cousins

    • @joshuapenner1569
      @joshuapenner1569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@EZee213 he's not actually mad

  • @jam1ga
    @jam1ga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    If I'm hard I tell people in the room now. I don't want any trouble

  • @searchandestroy69
    @searchandestroy69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Leo’s analogies are so off the wall. I love it. Testing a lava lamp to see if it was expensive hahahahaha

  • @roadhog6654
    @roadhog6654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    18:35 bobby's face is my reaction to every joke theo says.

  • @MetalizedButt
    @MetalizedButt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The fucking connection between the feather and native american 28:24 and him singing that buffalo springfield song 29:08 that shit made me laugh hard for a minute straight. Theo’s brain works in mysterious ways

  • @iTzDeyo
    @iTzDeyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    That stare by Bobby was deadly in the beginning lmfao "im talking to the ladyyy" ~Bobby~snaps~internally~
    o.O.
    o.0.
    O.0.
    0.O
    ^ idk what that was

  • @freetoplayaccount3487
    @freetoplayaccount3487 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how Bobby stared at Theo for a while. I was laughing so hard.