If TF2 Was Realistic 5 [SFM]

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  • This is the last part of my original IFTWR series.
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    This video is a re-upload due to a copyright mishap on my end.
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  • @UrFaveValor
    @UrFaveValor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3590

    Since most of the maps are wood - wouldn’t Pyro literally destroy everything?

    • @joyschlosser2813
      @joyschlosser2813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      True true

    • @happyboi1447
      @happyboi1447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      You got a point

    • @Monkey62403
      @Monkey62403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Didnt he do that in meet the pyro

    • @toastbutter8048
      @toastbutter8048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      No, they have fire spreading off before they created new world

    • @itwasidio7036
      @itwasidio7036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Kori The Pyromaniac that would be soo annoying, but also epic. just imagine escaping a building on fire

  • @iffyt
    @iffyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2244

    Legend has it, he's still making part 6

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Is touchy even alive

    • @iffyt
      @iffyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@rey4874 i hope so

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@iffyt yep

    • @mr.0511
      @mr.0511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It is good day to be not dead!

    • @monkomonkulus
      @monkomonkulus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's like David Production making JJBA part 6 anime

  • @maplegumm
    @maplegumm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1558

    Is no one going to talk about how this guy has been missing for 2 years

    • @Lucas_07-PL
      @Lucas_07-PL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yea exactly.

    • @harambe8365
      @harambe8365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ya

    • @tactical_showcases4238
      @tactical_showcases4238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wdym?

    • @littlecarol1517
      @littlecarol1517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Doge Knows De Wae he hasnt posted in two years, never said anything about him stopping the channel or where he was gonna continue

    • @someguy5236
      @someguy5236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      His twitch is gone

  • @docolt5731
    @docolt5731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    1:40 The real spy is the sniper, in what server would an actual sniper be camping in the Intel room?
    Especially on 2fort

    • @TheGibusDemo
      @TheGibusDemo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Whichever one I’m on

    • @NNinja1255
      @NNinja1255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I guess the sniper was on break, else he would've just shot the spy immediately

    • @jaydenalles409
      @jaydenalles409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But how are you going 2 spy

    • @NoelistAvenger
      @NoelistAvenger 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe he's just a total n00b who's planning to use his submachine gun if an enemy players comes by.
      I mean, we have battle Medics, so why not intelligence-protecting Snipers ?

    • @Avarice297
      @Avarice297 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe he's a quick scope god?

  • @somedude3596
    @somedude3596 8 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    Airblasting burning teammates would only make things much worse.

    • @nickspencerfishingrodd2383
      @nickspencerfishingrodd2383 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      XD

    • @johnhenderson5222
      @johnhenderson5222 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You would be blasting large amounts of oxygen onto the fire, essentially fanning it. Anything strong enough to put out the person would (exageration) tear them apart.

    • @mattiamamusa5599
      @mattiamamusa5599 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      yes it's called airblast, but you use the actual gas of the flamethrower highly compressed and realesed on your enemy to blast them away, he could be right becouse if the gas "toutch" the flames it would end up making a big flame burst and... if the flamethrower's quality is as bad as those w+m1, the burst of the "air"blast could ignite the gas in the flamethrower's container, ending up with the flame throwe blowing in pyro's hands :)

    • @fallenmango8420
      @fallenmango8420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      John Henderson it's not oxygen. It's whatever fuel the flamethrower runs on. Something along the lines of propane I would imagine.

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Meaned using oxygen from spine tank, but since beta Valve is lazy to restore air-hose.

  • @MyLullabye
    @MyLullabye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Imagine playing Spy and when trying to go invis your watch just says I'm afraid not XD

    • @atownicpepperoni7217
      @atownicpepperoni7217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You try again
      It says « you suck »
      You got triggered

    • @loriwilliams2944
      @loriwilliams2944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      error: task successfully failed

  • @peterhalasz9541
    @peterhalasz9541 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3395

    Soldier Can't See!

    • @tackyoptic
      @tackyoptic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      YES!

    • @CasualGuy60
      @CasualGuy60 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Technically he can, but he needs to remove his helmet, or try to peer underneath it since its covering most of his eyes :v

    • @soupyboii2317
      @soupyboii2317 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah

    • @soupyboii2317
      @soupyboii2317 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +CasualGuy60 yeah

    • @EEMMOsGaming
      @EEMMOsGaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Next time lift youh lid and you might see it comin

  • @negralisantos5350
    @negralisantos5350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    4:13 i heard pyro say: "I'm afraid that never works"

    • @lordfoogthe2st720
      @lordfoogthe2st720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Negrali Santos I can’t I hear that now

    • @KonpakuYoumu2003
      @KonpakuYoumu2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I heared the same

    • @poopetcrab3099
      @poopetcrab3099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OH MY GO-

    • @mati28287
      @mati28287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      he said "need a teleporter here", but ok

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pyro can say anything and then someone needs to add text and boom you got a Pyro translation

  • @ThinMintKip
    @ThinMintKip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    3:39 that “dafuq” just makes my day

  • @zack-9506
    @zack-9506 6 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    If tf2 was realistic?
    Well..
    Random crits won't exist thats one thing.

    • @synth2257
      @synth2257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Zack Suursoo very less bullet health

    • @Ordi
      @Ordi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Zack Suursoo Says the fallout icon guy.

    • @Ordi
      @Ordi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mrbluecake Games Yeah, it makes sense because what if it punctured a artery, or an organ. Real life things.

    • @crushersbutlessedgynow
      @crushersbutlessedgynow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ordi whats wrong with vault boy

    • @Ordi
      @Ordi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      crushers 999 Fallout and it’s criticals. Fallout (incase you didn’t know) has critical attacks.

  • @van_8
    @van_8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Spy: heals heavy by sandvich
    Heavy: VERY GOOD
    Spy: Well yes but actually no.

    • @jimzone5064
      @jimzone5064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      correct "well im afraid not"

    • @frij539
      @frij539 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aleksa plays i see two mistakes here
      1 : you spelled woooosh wrong
      2 : why would i trust someone with a roblox profile picture

    • @rosstheboss8248
      @rosstheboss8248 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What did the spy at the start

  • @jubby4533
    @jubby4533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    When shot, pyro's canister would explode

    • @Marksnow234
      @Marksnow234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yee

    • @jubby4533
      @jubby4533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PhartingFeeting didn't think of that lol

    • @cloud0368
      @cloud0368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PhartingFeeting its probably fire tank because pyros model was made before airblast was a thing

    • @LOFEIN
      @LOFEIN 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh he hasnt posted in 4 years

    • @UnholyCrits
      @UnholyCrits 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pyro’s blaster wouldn’t help burning teammates

  • @smileguyanimations8776
    @smileguyanimations8776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1257

    “If TF2 was realistic”
    Every rocket is a crit rocket
    Head shots instant kill
    Backstabs don’t instant kill
    Face stabs (neck stabs) insta kill
    Sentries takes days to manufacture and create
    Pryo can set things on fire

    • @ChoripanesAlVapor
      @ChoripanesAlVapor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      But, headshot is instant kill.

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      yes, because when on the battlefield, an engineer, instead of having a PRE-BUILT sentry that he has to put in a big crate/truck, he'd need to make a sentry gun right there on the battlefield

    • @shaunkonidana6931
      @shaunkonidana6931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      A backstab would be an insta kill if he stabs the spine correctly

    • @smileguyanimations8776
      @smileguyanimations8776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shaun Konidana
      True

    • @kriminellerbusfahrer5991
      @kriminellerbusfahrer5991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shaunkonidana6931 yes *IF*

  • @gamerone6122
    @gamerone6122 8 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Due to the teleporter spinning at high rate
    You couldn't stay on it for a second

    • @gamerone6122
      @gamerone6122 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And the pyro could burn down the whole map (Most maps are made from wood)

    • @revolvercoyote1421
      @revolvercoyote1421 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      If you watch the shorts, object hover above the teleports.

    • @chinguyen3253
      @chinguyen3253 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      You stole my idea!

    • @gamerone6122
      @gamerone6122 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chi Nguyen I didn't even knew you made this idea

    • @aradiati0n
      @aradiati0n 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ubercharge doesn't work

  • @valuablebaguette225
    @valuablebaguette225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    If TF2 was realistic, the Scout can run out of breath.

    • @zOOpygOOpert
      @zOOpygOOpert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nah hes too fast for that

    • @richardvasquez7091
      @richardvasquez7091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      z00pyg00pert try running for 7 minutes. Yeah now you know what he’s talking about.

    • @zOOpygOOpert
      @zOOpygOOpert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@richardvasquez7091 scouts too fast for that

    • @omarditz2833
      @omarditz2833 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No. He lived his life trying to be fast

    • @zOOpygOOpert
      @zOOpygOOpert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@omarditz2833 scouts too fast for that

  • @sirfloat8152
    @sirfloat8152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    2:08 - The best plot twist in ages

    • @C.A._Old
      @C.A._Old ปีที่แล้ว

      Best ever !

  • @benn7963
    @benn7963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    if TF2 was realistic request: two classes can’t be in the same round

    • @dvtch
      @dvtch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      blu and red lol

    • @edh8900
      @edh8900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's Highlander in a nutshell

    • @HeylookbuddyImanengineerThatme
      @HeylookbuddyImanengineerThatme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      But they could be identical twins.

    • @Anthony-cc7ws
      @Anthony-cc7ws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bro this guy hasn't uploaded in 3 years

    • @Cool_Adrian7
      @Cool_Adrian7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There would be unbalanced teams because there are 9 classes

  • @piparikakku349
    @piparikakku349 7 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    spy checking would kill your team mates

    • @donk6790
      @donk6790 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PipariKakku yeah

    • @dangitsnile
      @dangitsnile 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      PipariKakku basically friendly fire

    • @mohmo9318
      @mohmo9318 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Suomi

    • @jennytulls6369
      @jennytulls6369 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reminds me of an SFM where Heavy and Scout are accused of being spys, and are brought in for interrogation instead of just shot on the spot

    • @TheONLYFeli0
      @TheONLYFeli0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robert Clark weren’t their minds switched too?

  • @SmashSuperDylan
    @SmashSuperDylan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    The Classes Can Use Weapons that are not theirs.
    I mean:
    The Heavys can use Rocket Launchers and the Spys can use Shotguns

    • @aansnjskdl
      @aansnjskdl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In tfc he had a shotgun

    • @genericTC2ber
      @genericTC2ber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Good job, you just described randomizer

    • @jesus.crhist3555
      @jesus.crhist3555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      R a n d o m i z e r

    • @Shiroko102
      @Shiroko102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine this, A flying baguette man that weilds a knife and a rocket launcher flying at you, and a fat russian man that can run very fucking fast with the baby face's blaster

    • @danmarkers9353
      @danmarkers9353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Shiroko102 Now that.............. is nightmare fuel

  • @mewhenthe3835
    @mewhenthe3835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    3:39 when someone says the n word

  • @notpapyrus2893
    @notpapyrus2893 7 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Did you know barrels actually don't explode on impact with a bullet? It's just something hollywood wants us to think. Mythbusters actually busted this

    • @yahyaaldo6410
      @yahyaaldo6410 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not Papyrus wouldn't the velocity of the bullet (on impact) cause friction burns?

    • @Summy_99
      @Summy_99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +Smallie Cheese It really depends on what is in the barrels. If it is a shock-sensitive explosive, like nitroglycerin, it would easily explode from an impact. If it is simply a flammable liquid, which is strongly implied most of the time, it would not explode from a bullet. The bullet would not cause much friction because it wouldn't really be rubbing on anything, and even so, any friction that would be caused would not set it on fire.
      If the bullet and barrel were made out of specific materials, and the bullet hit the barrel in an extremely specific way (that would never happen with a normal gun under normal circumstances) that would cause sparks, and the barrel had a leak, so that vapor from the liquid was able to contact those sparks, you might be able to get an explosion.
      TL;DR: If the stuff in the barrel is a flammable liquid like we're led to believe, it wouldn't explode from being shot.

    • @salty1099
      @salty1099 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It would just penetrate the Barrel Surface

    • @Assterix
      @Assterix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not Papyrus the myrhbusters thing has no sense, every smart human can recognize that: no fire no explode

    • @applepie4287
      @applepie4287 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you know scientist have developed a material that can bend light around an object which basically makes it invisible?

  • @sledge2002
    @sledge2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    If tf2 was realistic, and the real world would be like tf2...
    Then Rick May would respawn...
    RIP..

    • @nox7443
      @nox7443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is nice commet. Real nice, maybe even the best

    • @dragonacycx4619
      @dragonacycx4619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes. Also, i found a post on Steam :,, Rick May wishes you happy birthday" heartwarming, better watch 👍

    • @sekibqnki2572
      @sekibqnki2572 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oooh
      I would be Sniper
      (Spy meets some problems 😰)

    • @jayycvv4746
      @jayycvv4746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rick just ran out of respawns

    • @wezzyluvspepsi
      @wezzyluvspepsi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kinggo Purrp thats kinda rude

  • @obesepotato5667
    @obesepotato5667 7 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    You could break open Mann Co supply crates with weapons.

    • @depsatico1834
      @depsatico1834 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not with the vitasaw.

    • @OfficialYondoth
      @OfficialYondoth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or the Fan of War, for that matter.

    • @matthewr6148
      @matthewr6148 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dunno... regardless of damage stat, that's still a metal fan against a wooden box.

    • @scorppio500webmaster3
      @scorppio500webmaster3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ObesePotato 56 or you borrow Gordon's crowbar...

    • @milkmain560
      @milkmain560 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Free hats

  • @jeffsmith6218
    @jeffsmith6218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I love when the sniper takes of the spy’s mask, and then he takes of another mask that shows that he was the pyro. Favorite scene in the series.

    • @berfaliajimenez2106
      @berfaliajimenez2106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THEN THERE WAS ANOTHER MASK DUN DUN DUUUUUN

    • @serplex.
      @serplex. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nani? but whats behind this other mask?

    • @EmberTheFlareon3579
      @EmberTheFlareon3579 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@serplex. Omg! It's another mask!

  • @deniszapletal1834
    @deniszapletal1834 7 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    If TF2 Was Realistic every weapon can destroy sapper

    • @agoiagoi9356
      @agoiagoi9356 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Denis Zapletal
      Or you can use hands.

    • @limpa9557
      @limpa9557 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The poor Hard Disk Drive sool

    • @jonathanc.2677
      @jonathanc.2677 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The poor Hard Disk Drive
      You would get electrocuted...

    • @agoiagoi9356
      @agoiagoi9356 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unless you have rubber gloves like the engineer.

    • @sniperofdoom9561
      @sniperofdoom9561 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The poor Hard Disk Drive 1 word. Gunslinger.

  • @anotherrandomhkplayer6243
    @anotherrandomhkplayer6243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Part 6 : the classes dont have weapon permits so they can be legaly arrested

    • @maynardz03
      @maynardz03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      they are mercenaries... they're doing illegal stuff in the first place. and pyro is commiting war crimes

    • @davoodoh3137
      @davoodoh3137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They were hired mercanaries you troglodyte

    • @randysumapig6278
      @randysumapig6278 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davoodoh3137 In the universe it didn't say that they bought gun licenses in the first place.
      So thats illegal activity

    • @davoodoh3137
      @davoodoh3137 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@randysumapig6278but they are mercanaries.

    • @adamdufek7671
      @adamdufek7671 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@randysumapig6278 ever heard of black market, i think thats how they go gun ;)

  • @kingofgames1925
    @kingofgames1925 7 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Engineers can build as much as they want

    • @kingofgames1925
      @kingofgames1925 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      because in real life you can build more than one thing

    • @yahyaaldo6410
      @yahyaaldo6410 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      king of games it'd also take days, if not weeks to build a sentry/dispenser/teleporter.

    • @someonewhosinafucktonoffan1656
      @someonewhosinafucktonoffan1656 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smallie Cheese Then again if gave him time he could fill the intel room in any map that's ctf with sentries

    • @redblood360
      @redblood360 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      king of games maybe

    • @s1xie122
      @s1xie122 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      it needs to happen

  • @Weg002
    @Weg002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Scout really shouldn't be using a bat in a war

    • @stokessquad5195
      @stokessquad5195 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      or some radioactive milk

    • @cheesybeard
      @cheesybeard 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      same with heavy with his fists, demo with his bottle and medic with his bonesaw.

  • @neijrr
    @neijrr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    2:31 - but Sniper has sniper bullets on his suit

  • @jhoncenabomb2110
    @jhoncenabomb2110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    remember: pyro and spy are the same voice actor, so it makes sense the pyro could be wearing a spy disguise.

    • @loolkaaslukas
      @loolkaaslukas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But pyro is a woman read the comics.

    • @Neekira523
      @Neekira523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@loolkaaslukas he said voice actor, not to be rude

    • @thearbiter1544
      @thearbiter1544 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@loolkaaslukas No it's still not confirmed it's just a little nudge a the idea

    • @stiky5972
      @stiky5972 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@loolkaaslukas where exactly?

    • @loolkaaslukas
      @loolkaaslukas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stiky5972 I don't know game theory said that pyro a female is he made a video about his gender and he said that pyro is a woman becous of some facts and the comics.
      just watch his video

  • @liketheway4392
    @liketheway4392 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    the player can steal the hats from a dead body

    • @random_chance
      @random_chance 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Except for head or body part replacements (Bird heads, etc)

    • @M4x_P0w3r
      @M4x_P0w3r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Smitty He can saw them off

    • @EFBJ-s1u
      @EFBJ-s1u 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And you can steal EVERY weapon, not only used from your class.

    • @REEEEEESEE
      @REEEEEESEE 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s a little morbid

  • @dodgediplomat
    @dodgediplomat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    what happened to this dude tho its been 3 years since he posted a vid.

    • @worldwarplastic9800
      @worldwarplastic9800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      maybe he’s making the ultimate if tft2 was realistic or he just gave up

    • @S3w3rSh4rk0
      @S3w3rSh4rk0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@worldwarplastic9800 knowing covid, i think he's ded..

    • @lovesuka114
      @lovesuka114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@S3w3rSh4rk0 bruh, that’s a bad way to think.

    • @batato2850
      @batato2850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lovesuka114 but not an impossible one

    • @BendyGamerYT
      @BendyGamerYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      4 years*

  • @badcatalex
    @badcatalex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Spy's sappers would only short out the building, not destroying it, until it catches fire. And engineer can't remove the sappers with anything, including his wrench, because he'd be in for a shock!

    • @nobody-pr7fg
      @nobody-pr7fg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alex McCulloch rubber gloves

    • @MrRedinator_
      @MrRedinator_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *glove

    • @cash4k514
      @cash4k514 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      maybe engineer uses some kind of tool to defuse the sapper

    • @MadToxin2876
      @MadToxin2876 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cash4k514 R U B B E R G L O V E S

  • @mememammoth7708
    @mememammoth7708 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    DIsguises wouldn't change voices.

    • @tarkuscameback1621
      @tarkuscameback1621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      No but experience does.
      We are talking about a fucking PROFESSIONAL assassin, he can mimic voices especially when there are only 8 others so....

    • @jceight_ballgaming1013
      @jceight_ballgaming1013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How the fuck would you be able to perfect mumbling? He would need some form of cloth to cover his mouth cause those wood masks won't do anything for him.

    • @Farantir1
      @Farantir1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      _Keep your mouth closed at all times, duh._

    • @justseffstuff3308
      @justseffstuff3308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JCEight Ball Obviously the Pyro mask has cloth behind it. Have you ever actually looked? I haven’t either tho, so probably wrong.

    • @dogeprince415
      @dogeprince415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Spy could be a good voice impersonator

  • @georgevasilopoulos5359
    @georgevasilopoulos5359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Heavy: Sandwich makes me strong.
    Sandwich: no,i don't think i will.

    • @goldenpiggy2753
      @goldenpiggy2753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      George Vasilopoulos ah I see you a man or culture as well

    • @victorramirez3411
      @victorramirez3411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a sandwich. With a v

  • @arrrdor1225
    @arrrdor1225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:32 I feel like many people don't realize that they make it so only teammates see them wear a mask so they don't shoot their spy accidentally

  • @elo31
    @elo31 6 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    You can get tired of running.

    • @qiaoshengling2241
      @qiaoshengling2241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oktay karaboyun-9 months ago?

    • @JoaoPauloGQ
      @JoaoPauloGQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soldier cant see with hes soldier hat

    • @dontno6681
      @dontno6681 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like at some point, you would be unable to play Demoman for a while. Alcohol.
      I don't think Jarate would do much instead just (pun intended) "piss" off the other player.
      Maybe, but pointless. The Axtinguisher would do regular damage, in other words... reskin of stock. Before you rain hate on me (or not)... think about it.
      Unfair (to some) but what if even the tiniest rock, or soda can or bottle would actually effect your movement. (You might trip and fall, roll on it and gain a slight boost (if you land on both feet that is))
      10x, 20, 40, 50, 100, 200, 500 and more servers would be unplayable. Why? Recoil of course. And the rapid movement of the weapons would damage you or even rip off limbs leaving you crippled, uuuuuuuuuuuuntil you run into spawn (somehow, if you have no legs after a certain incident) and "heal" yourself like nothing ever even happened.

    • @sleepingpink
      @sleepingpink 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guys Ths likes is terrible :P 666 -_-

    • @ChReNiC
      @ChReNiC 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dontno6681 Actually, Jarate could either a) Injure the other player via blunt trauma since its, yknow, a *jar*, and b) if it actually manages to shatter considering how thick the glass looks, the glass could also cut them up a bit. You could also get pee in their eyes, and it's still very much flammable.

  • @marklagbao2296
    @marklagbao2296 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Players can wear enemy colors.( like red scout paints shirt blue to blend in)

    • @commisarcaleb1766
      @commisarcaleb1766 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats a terrible idea in a realistic environment as you would get shot by your own team

    • @marklagbao2296
      @marklagbao2296 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Commisar Caleb I know, that's the bad side

    • @Maxwell_Twist
      @Maxwell_Twist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also, if they use the rules of war, that would be a war crime.

    • @monke2438
      @monke2438 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you know the pants are fucking gray in both sides dumbass .-.

    • @Maxwell_Twist
      @Maxwell_Twist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Andreas Niinimaa ok... why mention that? Mark never mentions pants at all, he does however mention the word "paints"

  • @thetf2soldier577
    @thetf2soldier577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Cosmetics armor can protect you

  • @joydowning1356
    @joydowning1356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:28 I think I heard “Oh there’s a noob here!”

  • @creebotthegreat4159
    @creebotthegreat4159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    1 : Headshot means oneshot
    2 : Backstab does not necessarly mean oneshot

    • @thesquareeyeball8100
      @thesquareeyeball8100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well, they don't need to die to be neutralized. You can also cripple them bad enough so they are no longer able to fight.

    • @unknownandanonymous472
      @unknownandanonymous472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      About the backstab thing: the enemy has around 15 seconds after you land a backstab on him before he dies due to either a broken spine, completely destroyed neural system, heart attack or brain damage.

    • @ihateputterheisavocaloidha1671
      @ihateputterheisavocaloidha1671 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      maybe you be at their back and stab their head you know

    • @davoodoh3137
      @davoodoh3137 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Backstab could mean instakill at one of the arteries that go to the brain

    • @randysumapig6278
      @randysumapig6278 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davoodoh3137 ALL the knives of the spy is too short, it won't work

  • @mayethcaspe7020
    @mayethcaspe7020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    **Spy throws the knife at pyro**
    Pyro:DAFUQ
    Edit: hold dafuq up.. Why do I have more than 400 likes?

    • @hooktrapmcrae8013
      @hooktrapmcrae8013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pyro actually says The fuck

    • @coollkingbob7756
      @coollkingbob7756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spy:*throws knife at pyro*
      Pyro:NANI?!?!
      Spy:Oh no....

    • @juckya9660
      @juckya9660 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pyro should've bled out after taking that knife out

    • @beanng6310
      @beanng6310 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No One :3 types this reply

    • @hk-memes
      @hk-memes 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What Is music called in that part?

  • @monster_domosed
    @monster_domosed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Love like Pyro says *DAFAQ*

  • @therealkapitanpipiskin
    @therealkapitanpipiskin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    4:10 lets just accept that australium is from the parallel universe where magic is fully legal

    • @vidal000
      @vidal000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ehhhhh."legal"? U r brazilian

    • @therealkapitanpipiskin
      @therealkapitanpipiskin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vidal000 Brazilian bacon is fattest bacon so...

    • @wyillo6841
      @wyillo6841 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vidal000 legal é a mesma coisa em ingles

    • @wyillo6841
      @wyillo6841 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@comnome4421 mds velho, legal de lei, n legal de bacana

  • @itsyourgalchips1435
    @itsyourgalchips1435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Top 10 biggest anime plot twists 2:04

    • @tjimmy9373
      @tjimmy9373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Villian Academy I don’t even have to go to that time. I just know it’s the pyro

    • @depressedkermit3752
      @depressedkermit3752 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck off

    • @fazeroblox9779
      @fazeroblox9779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@depressedkermit3752 fuck off

    • @gregtheegg7475
      @gregtheegg7475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@depressedkermit3752 gtfo

    • @egonszutner9154
      @egonszutner9154 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That spy Is a pyro

  • @issaccoltman6249
    @issaccoltman6249 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    One of the teams would have had to unmask the pyro at some point.

  • @ilikegoats8564
    @ilikegoats8564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Myth busters proved that barrels can’t explode when shot. So technically this is unrealistic.

    • @Shad0TheChad0
      @Shad0TheChad0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Although if the barrel was previously filled with and explosive substance (say gasoline) and is now empty or almost empty (like with less than a quarter) then the gases would build up, creating an explosive barrel.

    • @Shad0TheChad0
      @Shad0TheChad0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or you could just fill the barrel with nitro glycerin.

  • @germanromero8152
    @germanromero8152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The "noooo, heavy" at 1:03 felt so pure

  • @tofu985
    @tofu985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Pyro is spy spy is pyro?!?!

  • @jessesmith3904
    @jessesmith3904 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Trading would be awkwardly handing each other items in the middle of a war

    • @clownman2594
      @clownman2594 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesse Smith lol agreed

    • @wasootori
      @wasootori 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jesse Smith let me trade a piece of metal for a brass minigun

    • @carfarting7640
      @carfarting7640 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jesse Smith what about trade servers?

    • @AM-dh2bg
      @AM-dh2bg 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jaden Horng exactly

    • @MNB730
      @MNB730 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kon .D Oriano depends, people can sometime be dicks anyway

  • @waluigi8918
    @waluigi8918 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    1) Demo would have no depth perception. (Good luck landing pills with one eye.)
    2) Dispensers would have very limited healing/ammo. (Just launching scrap metal at allies?)
    3 )Demo and soldier could use the gym and work on their cardio to run as fast as the scout.
    4) A wooden shield for the demoman would not protect you from fire and explosions, and could actually amplify the damage from shrapnel and a fuel-source for the fire.
    5) The intelligence could be burned, soaked in water, and look at how many pages fly out of the open case when it is picked up.
    6) Heavy would have serious health issues from eating sandviches and chocolate
    7) What do the other classes eat/drink in battle and not die from starvation and thirst?
    8) People could steal weapons from ANY corpse (Imagine a spy with a sticky-jumper)
    9) The B.A.S.E. jumper would need a wider chute and a longer-fall to properly work, not to mention the hole in it.
    10) You could go out of the map very easily (Unless fall damage of course.)

    • @_lenx_6399
      @_lenx_6399 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What about bison meat ?
      Uncooked will make you sick or worse...

    • @__mk_km__
      @__mk_km__ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Does this mean playing demo with VR headset is chaeting?

    • @spootis3784
      @spootis3784 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fail

    • @theonethathungers5552
      @theonethathungers5552 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Waluigi maybe the chocolate, but the sandviches have a very healthy composition of fruits, vegetable, dairy, and proteins.

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      5) intelligence can be only become wet, because case is protected, also falling papers is just an effect for spotting someone running with them.

  • @joshualisciarelli6960
    @joshualisciarelli6960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Going to the resupply cabinet wouldn’t actually instantly heal your wounds

  • @NickMagee208
    @NickMagee208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    2:04 *Literally best moment*

  • @shortround5238
    @shortround5238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    0:30 false, unless sniper has incendiary rounds or has the perfect angle

    • @sleeeepyy_
      @sleeeepyy_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i think it's hitbox problems that make it false

    • @kgosimookodithemechanicale2988
      @kgosimookodithemechanicale2988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No it wont blow up. It will just leak. If he used fire rounds the barrel will just leak out burning it won't blow up. There is no oxygen in the barrel.

    • @Toasted_Toodler
      @Toasted_Toodler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It can actually happen if you shoot a barrel the pressure of the bullet can explode due to it trying to let air flow in so cause this co2 like explosions so there is your proof also if you don’t have evidence than it won’t help

    • @Toasted_Toodler
      @Toasted_Toodler 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      XxOmega GachaxX thanks

    • @Toasted_Toodler
      @Toasted_Toodler 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Artyom Kalashnikov yeah but it would take longer

  • @mpg01
    @mpg01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Jarate could only be used once per round.
    Engineer would be able to build multiple buildings.
    Grenades and Stickybombs could destroy the environment upon detonation.
    Heat exhaustion.
    Fully charged Medi-Gun would break if not used within 3 minutes. (Would short circuit due to all the stored power.)
    I've ran out of ideas.

    • @BossKnight
      @BossKnight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mike Gorman Jarate can be used multiple times a round because of the pills the sniper took

    • @Boo-xp7sx
      @Boo-xp7sx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You cannot pee a jar every raund

    • @BossKnight
      @BossKnight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      koga the thousand hands this will explain why he does piss so much www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day07_english.htm

    • @memesandgames8242
      @memesandgames8242 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The sniper took pills that makes him piss every 20 seconds he also carries mason jars on you just don't see em

    • @NexnDystxpia
      @NexnDystxpia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Boo-xp7sx What if you get drunk every rounds or just drink anything so much that you have to take a leak alcohol would still be probably the fastest way to do it

  • @itsamar7867
    @itsamar7867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:39-3:40
    Spy: trow knife
    Pyro:DAFUQ

  • @MrLodii
    @MrLodii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Mercs wouldnt waste money on hats.....
    Maybe, who knows

    • @dempi7164
      @dempi7164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe some would on their last money before getting paid again

    • @dogplex
      @dogplex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t know man, if I was a skilled mercenary employed to fight a bloody war, I’d take every pay check like it was my last and by myself a nice hat, or maybe a new suit.

    • @kringledoughnut8826
      @kringledoughnut8826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I was a Merc I'd buy useless accessories

  • @ssa_lty
    @ssa_lty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    1:38
    ummm what's a sniper doin in the intel?

  • @benbot0733
    @benbot0733 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    You could steal people's hats

    • @benbot0733
      @benbot0733 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also no critical hits on everything

    • @redoneteron5933
      @redoneteron5933 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True. Heck the black market would be overflowing with surplus organs if the mercs wanted money that badly.

    • @edward9487
      @edward9487 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Benjamin Ngoo Cosmetics...

    • @damnitspowo3234
      @damnitspowo3234 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good Luck Stealing a Burning Hat xD

  • @doodoofard69
    @doodoofard69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Spy: **dodges bullet**
    Yeah realistic

    • @berfaliajimenez2106
      @berfaliajimenez2106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He knew he was there tho

    • @FrancisHD
      @FrancisHD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But people can if they know how gun works
      It depends on the gun

    • @themalware3794
      @themalware3794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FrancisHD Huh, its a sniper, a sniper bullet its really fast, so the spy power its not cloak, its matrix XD

    • @chenn2749
      @chenn2749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I found one to outsmart bullet."

  • @KwassaKwassa_
    @KwassaKwassa_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    engineer could build as many sentries as he wants

    • @wildflowerboi
      @wildflowerboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if he can build as many building as he wants then basically he needs metal because that’s what his buildings are made out of so technically he can’t build as many building as he wants 🔩🔧

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wildflowerboi dispencer: am i a joke to you?

    • @wa994
      @wa994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah but an actual sentry with the capability of aiming like the one in the game, it would take days to build, so yeah he could make infinite, but it’d take forever.

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “If TF2 was realistic”
    *spy moves faster than a bullet*

  • @DoppRBX
    @DoppRBX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Dispenser wouldn't heal people or give them ammo by itself.

    • @techleontius9161
      @techleontius9161 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *sounds of 2nd law of thermodynamics*

  • @TangoMango
    @TangoMango 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Rest in Peace soldier R.I.P Rick May 1940-2020

  • @catbear003
    @catbear003 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    If TF2 was realistic, there would be no auto-balance

    • @potatopooter4071
      @potatopooter4071 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ultra CatBear auto balance is gone

    • @Lerre
      @Lerre 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@potatopooter4071 not anymore

  • @Modernshinobi12
    @Modernshinobi12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Wouldn't aim bot make the characters break their spine if it was realistic :3

    • @wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu4376
      @wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu4376 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      srsly

    • @civilialost8008
      @civilialost8008 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacketry2 | Well, we already have laser guided bullets for snipers and semi-auto assault rifles.

    • @edward9487
      @edward9487 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      kenji hario How about Merasmus' magic? Nope.

    • @Lerre
      @Lerre 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@civilialost8008 so semi auto assault rifle is the same as being able to hit every single shit like a machine

  • @pyro3207
    @pyro3207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    if tf2 was realistic
    well you couldent repwan

    • @bananabwead493
      @bananabwead493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JESUS I USED TO HAVE UR PROFILE PICTURE AND I USED TO NAME MYSELF MENTLEGEN BEFORE XD WHAT A COINCIDENCE

    • @Iuffycs
      @Iuffycs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bananabwead493 AND I USED TO HAVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE, ALONG WITH THE NAME

    • @bananabwead493
      @bananabwead493 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Iuffycs Lol,String of coincidences! RIGHT HERE!

    • @Iuffycs
      @Iuffycs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bananabwead493 Lol, Long Penises! RIGHT HERE!

    • @bananabwead493
      @bananabwead493 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Iuffycs YEEEES MAH BOI

  • @Vajperrr
    @Vajperrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    0:30 that’s still unrealistic, unless it’s a tracer incendiary round

    • @pureaustralium8783
      @pureaustralium8783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shut up

    • @timur5241
      @timur5241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@pureaustralium8783 not tracer from overwatch. He meant tracer rounds. They are real and when you shoot them, they're glowing.

    • @timur5241
      @timur5241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@pureaustralium8783 you have to understand the context of words.

    • @anthonyfors5819
      @anthonyfors5819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pureaustralium8783 he is not talking of overwatch Trace

    • @pureaustralium8783
      @pureaustralium8783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@timur5241 i wasnt talking about overwatch lmao

  • @elo31
    @elo31 6 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    You couldn't respawn

    • @tnolentin
      @tnolentin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      stop pls

    • @moefoekoa900
      @moefoekoa900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Icecle (i cant spell it) would break on impact

    • @elo31
      @elo31 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      tikras subscriberis :DDD lt?

    • @tnolentin
      @tnolentin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      nope

    • @moefoekoa900
      @moefoekoa900 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure, yes :3 (i dunno how big and strong it would be like in other coutries but in my country theyre weak as shit

  • @doyousmelltheair315
    @doyousmelltheair315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Scout would get diabetes from all that soda.

    • @StormFox_1
      @StormFox_1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He would just die cus its radioactive

    • @doyousmelltheair315
      @doyousmelltheair315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You’re not wrong,every drink scout has is radioactive

    • @StormFox_1
      @StormFox_1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @אלעד רוזנר its indeed radioactive and filled with lots of sugar search it up

    • @albert2672
      @albert2672 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heavy's got tummy hurt after drinking one of scout's drinks soo how his tummy don't hurt

    • @Elbruhman6456
      @Elbruhman6456 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you mean heavy

  • @BayMom9
    @BayMom9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    1: Pyro wouldn't be allowed to use his flamethrower, since it's banned in real wars and skirmishes and considered a war crime if used.
    2: Spy could throw any knife that's not his butterfly knife, for example the kunai or the big earner.
    3: Sniper would have so many UTIs. Urinay tract infection, look it up chucklehead.
    4: No respawn.
    5: Saxton Hale would probably be arrested for life considering how many human rights and worker's rights law he has violated.
    6: He wouldn't put up a fight because australium wouldn't exist
    7: New Zealend would still exist...for now *ahem ahem global warming ahem ahem*

    • @newriechren2343
      @newriechren2343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Pyro would completely ignore the warcrimes thing, saxxton hale would go missing (Hiding).
      TF2 is a secret thing that ignores laws and stuff, plus im pretty sure a single TF2 match commits approx 50 warcrimes.

    • @riten0tajs623
      @riten0tajs623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      flamethrowers are most certainly not banned.

    • @newriechren2343
      @newriechren2343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@riten0tajs623 The U.S used them in WWII and in the vietnam war multiple times.
      In WWII for clearing Japanese caves and German Bunkers.
      In Vietnam in innocent vietnamese
      Huts and fields ruining vietnams economy and also forests.

    • @riten0tajs623
      @riten0tajs623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@newriechren2343 i know. I know really well. Jus pointing out that every other nation just sat and watched.

    • @berfaliajimenez2106
      @berfaliajimenez2106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ThIs IsNt WaR iTs HaTe

  • @commandercody1210
    @commandercody1210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    If TF2 Was realistic then you coud build a ton of sentry's not just one also some people can't do taunts like the backflip some people would mess up.

    • @berfaliajimenez2106
      @berfaliajimenez2106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like heavy but scout is agile so he would do it every time

    • @Datoneguy_9343
      @Datoneguy_9343 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@berfaliajimenez2106 not all the time he can still mess up

    • @berfaliajimenez2106
      @berfaliajimenez2106 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Datoneguy_9343 think about it

    • @Datoneguy_9343
      @Datoneguy_9343 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@berfaliajimenez2106 yeah

    • @berfaliajimenez2106
      @berfaliajimenez2106 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Datoneguy_9343 hes agile agile people can do almost any jump

  • @mercce6750
    @mercce6750 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    You won't go though your teammate

    • @mercce6750
      @mercce6750 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also there're no weapon stats

    • @adonismorris2279
      @adonismorris2279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Most classes would be able to throw their melee weapons

  • @Paragon13
    @Paragon13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Shooting doesn't stop you from disguising (when playing as Spy).

  • @cookiesnmilkfilms9056
    @cookiesnmilkfilms9056 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Spy would have lung cancer because he smokes too much

    • @bigginger7417
      @bigginger7417 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's so true

    • @redoneteron5933
      @redoneteron5933 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No joke, he should be dead on spawn.

    • @pieniadz9156
      @pieniadz9156 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He litteraly smokes 24/7

    • @madschimdty6253
      @madschimdty6253 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So would the Soldier, because he smokes cigars

    • @madschimdty6253
      @madschimdty6253 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't remember the Sniper smoking

  • @rhiannemiraflor2951
    @rhiannemiraflor2951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When you forgot the dead ringer is nerfed. 4:05

  • @louiitrains
    @louiitrains 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Spychecking would set friendlies on fire.

    • @finnsaucellasdnaem8257
      @finnsaucellasdnaem8257 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You mean teammates?

    • @Delta4280
      @Delta4280 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Finnsauce LlasdNaem Samething...

    • @madsjuvik5342
      @madsjuvik5342 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think Touchy7 has done friendly fire

    • @louiitrains
      @louiitrains 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My point is it would be a different scenario to just shooting a teammate

  • @unsaidmushroom
    @unsaidmushroom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Any class can pick up any item from any class.

    • @unsaidmushroom
      @unsaidmushroom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pyro would also actually burn down buildings.

  • @DigitalRRS
    @DigitalRRS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    2:08 Top 10 Anime Betrayals

  • @weedman20
    @weedman20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    2:21 wait, why does the sniper searching for ammo if he have some in his jacket?

    • @JustinWHY-zz7gz
      @JustinWHY-zz7gz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought those were crayons lmao

    • @nataliab9317
      @nataliab9317 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JustinWHY-zz7gz
      Nah bro, those are shapies

    • @fluffgalaxy4884
      @fluffgalaxy4884 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah they are his meds

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Professionals, have _standards_
      Be polite, be efficient, and never remove a key part of your outfit

  • @ricefieldman
    @ricefieldman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Explosions and fire affect the map buildings

    • @franklinclinton249
      @franklinclinton249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ricefield_man 3:40 I laughed so hard when Pyro said "DAFUQ".

  • @moz7377
    @moz7377 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The Engie Could Build Everything More Than Once.

  • @masondoesthings
    @masondoesthings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Pyro would burn down the whole map of two fort because it's made of wood

    • @ИльяТерёхин-м2ь
      @ИльяТерёхин-м2ь 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tuefort*

    • @daydene.6356
      @daydene.6356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only the red side and the bridge are wooden

    • @abobler
      @abobler 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ИльяТерёхин-м2ь идиот, правильно будет two fort.

    • @glipheo
      @glipheo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ИльяТерёхин-м2ь 2fort

    • @ὄντος
      @ὄντος 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ИльяТерёхин-м2ь 2 fort

  • @milleniam
    @milleniam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:12
    "Need a teleporter here!"
    **backburns Spy**

  • @boomeronet7888
    @boomeronet7888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Spy can use the weapons of people he disguises as since hes holding them anyway

    • @Lerre
      @Lerre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hes just using a cardboard mask though

  • @defnotanaltacc3271
    @defnotanaltacc3271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Pyros can distinguish enemies.

    • @goon_gang
      @goon_gang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *pyro:* yep thats an enemy alright

    • @UltraZombie115
      @UltraZombie115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MGK Animations :3 pyro could not exstinguish people in the first place it would just cause a explosion. (The “air” is gas fumes)

    • @demeaningrope0329
      @demeaningrope0329 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Friendly pyros are now demons if we can do that

    • @alessandrolucariello8529
      @alessandrolucariello8529 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They still can airblast

  • @goldenpiggy2753
    @goldenpiggy2753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Bullets would go through walls made out of wood or weak materials

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      from the creators of team fortress 2 and counter strike: global offensive bring you:
      team fortress: global offensive

  • @Onuj2141
    @Onuj2141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just imagine he is still not started to making part 6

  • @heavystalin2419
    @heavystalin2419 8 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Demo'd have 6 grenades in his clip.
    And new weapons.

    • @internallyscreaming8444
      @internallyscreaming8444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pls

    • @boxofrocks4023
      @boxofrocks4023 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The loch and load wouldnt be the pile of shit it is

    • @LightCrib2
      @LightCrib2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Loch and load would have two shots.

    • @Supershadow301
      @Supershadow301 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Question: How can the demoman reload 3 grenades in a 2 barrel loch'n'load? *You have 4 hours to find out*

    • @HieuTran-dv8if
      @HieuTran-dv8if 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's drunk

  • @r.c.majarreis9803
    @r.c.majarreis9803 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The mini gun would over heat or melt if fired too long

    • @tiagosales3373
      @tiagosales3373 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Russ Majarreis this can happen??

    • @rachard
      @rachard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cenoura yep

    • @r.c.majarreis9803
      @r.c.majarreis9803 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Clenoura yes it can there have been cases of it doing so and i served in the armed forces so I know.

    • @clementine3843
      @clementine3843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Miniguns can over heat but they don’t fucking melt...and don’t say I was in the military I know what happens because the melting point of the metal miniguns are made of is way to high to just melt from overuse and if it could happen it would take hours and I don’t think heavy would fire his minigun consecutively for that long.

    • @r.c.majarreis9803
      @r.c.majarreis9803 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry but I was there and it has happened. And besides firing right next to a dispenser would give him never ending amount of ammo.

  • @Yzzami
    @Yzzami 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Engineer would break his machines from beating them with a wrench

    • @roespo9842
      @roespo9842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He already made that in part 1

    • @igorjuszczak6289
      @igorjuszczak6289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BAD SENTRY YOU KILLED A FRIENDLY *proceeds to beat with wrench*

    • @pyjamadan9848
      @pyjamadan9848 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Already happened

    • @pa22119
      @pa22119 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@igorjuszczak6289 *but it levels up*

    • @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa
      @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Other classes could steal Engineer's buildings.

  • @c00t_doggo
    @c00t_doggo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:31 Doesn't he wear rubber gloves, mask, suit, and boots?

  • @potatoofinsanity2943
    @potatoofinsanity2943 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    in MvM medic sheild disintagrates metal so the team's weapon will disintagrate when it touches the shield

    • @potatoofinsanity2943
      @potatoofinsanity2943 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      every gun can headshot.jarate and milk does not work.You can throw melee (or anything else accept for engies hand)

    • @sanicpl1499
      @sanicpl1499 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jarate/Milk in real life would actually be quite fucking effective against robots
      Just piss/milk in their wires/cogs/any mechanical stuff and they break instantly.

    • @potatoofinsanity2943
      @potatoofinsanity2943 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      so milk and piss will destroy robots but cant do crap against humans XD

    • @sanicpl1499
      @sanicpl1499 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Potato Of Insanity Pour milk on your computer or piss on it
      I swear it will break faster than you can say Bragadociouslingly

    • @thefishshotgun
      @thefishshotgun 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      faster than you can say aqjsdvisungwhbegsgsergyubifybhgh8hughubdhqzawsxcrvtybunmop,mnbhvczaaqjsdvisungwhbegsgsergyubifybhgh8hughubdhqzawsxcrvtybunmop,mnbhvczaaqjsdvisungwhbegsgsergyubifybhgh8hughubdhqzawsxcrvtybunmop,mnbhvczaaqjsdvisungwhbegsgsergyubifybhgh8hughubdhqzawsxcrvtybunmop,mnbhvczaaqjsdvisungwhbegsgsergyubifybhgh8hughubdhqzawsxcrvtybunmop,mnbhvczaaqjsdvisungwhbegsgsergyubifybhgh8hughubdhqzawsxcrvtybunmop,mnbhvczaaqjsdvisungwhbegsgsergyubifybhgh8hughubdhqzawsxcrvtybunmop,mnbhvczaaqjsdvisungwhbegsgsergyubifybhgh8hughubdhqzawsxcrvtybunmop,mnbhvczaaqjsdvisungwhbegsgsergyubifybhgh8hughubdhqzawsxcrvtybunmop,mnbhvczaaqjsdvisungwhbegsgsergyubifybhgh8hughubdhqzawsxcrvtybunmop,mnbhvcza

  • @-.DIO.-
    @-.DIO.- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Double Jumping is possible irl
    Your legs just need to be stronger than a horse's.

    • @kevmod1986
      @kevmod1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pfft we all know that horses can jump 2 blocks high

    • @slovakweeb460
      @slovakweeb460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You mean hol horse's?
      Alright I'll just go

    • @DHTGK
      @DHTGK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      horses can actually jump up to 5 blocks high
      but you need to be very lucky and basically turn yourself into a ranch owner

    • @TheCrimsonFucker667
      @TheCrimsonFucker667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DIO...

    • @-.DIO.-
      @-.DIO.- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheCrimsonFucker667
      Ho? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right towards me?

  • @MM-ny7dv
    @MM-ny7dv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    U could get outside the map

  • @canankaratas1580
    @canankaratas1580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If tf2 was realistic, healing yourself from a supply should take kinda long.

  • @itsraventm
    @itsraventm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Teleporters would shred your feet and legs like a blender

    • @pyjamadan9848
      @pyjamadan9848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, it would be more like getting punched at insanely high speeds, not a blender though

    • @pa22119
      @pa22119 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pyjamadan9848 I Think that's also kinda like a blender too?

  • @a_Drewski_guy
    @a_Drewski_guy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Guns sometimes jam and don't shoot

    • @Mars20231
      @Mars20231 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lil Droopydrew not surprising with Mann Co.'s guns, some of them are on the verge of falling apart.

    • @mrawesome2839
      @mrawesome2839 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I believe that in the comics soldier's shovel randomly catches on fire so it wouldn't be so far fetched for the guns to fall apart

    • @Mars20231
      @Mars20231 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mhm Mhm yea, like the soda popper

    • @Mars20231
      @Mars20231 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lil Droopydrew however most guns don't do that ; unlike the little nerf guns,I've shot guns many times and they never do that unless it's the person shooting.

    • @someguyfromfinland4239
      @someguyfromfinland4239 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ammunition can be faulty

  • @CancerBed
    @CancerBed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    if you use flamethrower on wood it will just burn down

    • @statiqa
      @statiqa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Cancer Bed Yeh wouldn't scouts bat burn if a pyro flamed it?

    • @YaMexicanBoy
      @YaMexicanBoy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Except if it's a metal bat

    • @gamerz1172
      @gamerz1172 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sandman, think before you comment

    • @StripeySam74
      @StripeySam74 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well the red side of 2fort is screwed.

    • @markussantos9340
      @markussantos9340 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soldiers can destroy everything with bazooka

  • @ericzozio3188
    @ericzozio3188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:33 omg
    He sweared in french

    • @5cover
      @5cover 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Merde...