If Apple Made a Game Console
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Apple would make it around 890,000, excluding the controller, and wires. That'll be an additional 900,000.
lol so true
hail shitler
i just shat myself
Furries are so hawut UwU
@@Kylexiomothers than u
As an employee at Apple i can definitely confirm that this is true🙃
😂😂
Buzz me when the console drops I’ll buy it immediately👆🏼
@@landokalriz Lol sure thing 😂
Why you work at Apple. Go work at Samsung
GEN Z KID Apple did make a console and it failed.
It was the Apple Pippin
The base model comes with a whole 6 gbs of ram, and it's only $300 per extra gb
I'm sold
Take my mother's credit card
It wouldn't be an Apple product if it wasn't made out of entirely "titanium". Looking forward to Jerry Rig doing a teardown on these consoles😂
@@Saturn10000 so edgy and cool
@@Saturn10000what?
Don’t forget that the console has to actually charge to work
And you can't play games while it's charging because the charging port is the controller port.
@@EdKolis Charger and cables not included.
every year older it gets its performance drops to extend battery life without you even asking for it.
What’s funny about this is that I can actually see Apple do this knowing how snobby they truly are. It would not be surprising if they sold a console for $4000.
you forgot a 0 there
@@lightyena more like 5 zeros
They actually did
And everyone would be like "You can literally buy a high-end PC with $4k."
So, this checks out.
@@user-fc6hg7ru6oYea, but the Apple PipPin was made before they turned into a garbage greedy company LMAOO
If apples goes into clothing or games, we’re dead
You aren't old enough to remember Apple used to be the gaming king. For some unknown reason Jobs trashed that in the transition from Apple II to Macintosh. Appearantly hid hatred for the Apple IIGS knew no bounds, probably cause it was better than Macintosh lolz.
No just no one will buy their stuff or pay attention to them anymore
@@arnezbridges93gaming king only in your Lies
@@arnezbridges93 thanks for lying.... Keep your apple cultist for yourself....
They forgot to mention how much it would cost with AppleCare and a warranty.
Power cord/charger, controllers, and disk drive all sold separately😂
We know you could shoot Endgame on the I-Box but it wouldn’t be able to handle the graphics of Tetris.
The camera quality would be the only thing they focus on for the console
Yep, basically a dvd player😂
This is going to be a real life scenario
i dont think it would be very succesful, it would have to compete with the other consoles there are in the market, playstation xbox and nintendo, and a lot of people like those consoles, only apple snobs would buy it
It already was back in 1996 and it failed miserably.
@@franciscoprado1836 But it's Apple, just because it's Apple people will buy it. Look at the Vision Pro. 1.5million sold units🤣🤣
@@franciscoprado1836well, there are enough of them, in fact, far too many, wouldn't you agree?
@@dl3650 yeah😕
Fun fact: Apple actually made a game console once that was amazing, at the time (1998) it was ahead of its time... It could be a entire laptop, a gaming machine and much more but unfortunately it didn't sell well Because of the price which was 400 dollars which in today's money = to 1200 dollars
I came to say this as I thought I was the only one who knew about it Lol
I was going to say the same thing great minds think a like
What's it called?
@@hyperx72it was called Pippn Atmark
Gonna correct you on this. It didn't sell well because of the competition. Nintendo, at the time, had already established its place as the leading game console manufacturer. There wasn't really an audience for Apple's gaming console, as their brand was still evolving and had basically no younger audience to sell their machine to. The price played some factor, but really it was the lack of people who were actually interested in anything other than Nintendo or Sony. Also it realesed with price of $599=$1,172.23 USD
everything this man says is so true
A new expensive console every year is a horrible idea, but with Apple they probably could pull it off. Their cult...uh customers will buy it.
Not every Apple user is some cultist. I just have an iPhone cuz they can last like five years or more. People who use Apple computers or get the “shiny new!” Thing every year are crazy
@@Skullhawk13all apple users are same stop lie
@@AlexMkd1984 you can’t even use the right word and you’re lecturing me? I have an Alienware PC running windows as my gaming rig, I just don’t really like to readjust and change things so I stick with iphone cause again you don’t need to upgrade for a very long time. Plus even if I were some cultist what exactly would you gain from starting a fight? Plus what’s the alternative smart phone NOT made by an evil corporation with horrific practices?
@@Skullhawk13 ok apple cultist
fun fact: they actually had a console in 1996-1997 but it failled
It was overpriced too. Costing $599 ($1100 in today's money), when the PlayStation cost $299.
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You’re too kind, I appreciate you❤
Proceeds to throw a pen and notebook at him. Talk. And then throw some more pens at him.
Imagine Apple watches this video and they're like, Hmmm... Good idea! Also its great how your'e uploading more videos, keep it up!
Would never happen and even if they did watch it they would never make one
I would feel really bad for everyone if I’m the reason they make this😭
Best comedy channel I've seen 🤣
Lando, you’re hilarious at what you do and I love your videos, I think you would also make awesome, sensational, fabulous, supreme, excellent, exceptional, top tier gaming and reacting videos so if you ever feel like uploading a gaming video I’ll watch it and I still watch what you upload.
2:05 Mike is just such a lovely employee man 😂 😂
You are so perfect in your line delivery❤
Thank you🙏🏼
@@landokalriz and also, love your sarcasm level ❤️
I had a 15 second unskippable Apple ad before this video
How has apple literally not hired you for these marketing ideas? 😂
Because his sarcastic ideas would probably tick them off more that apple already ticks off their own costumers
Thank you Lando! ❤😂
I love the way that he actually makes funny content unlike other comedy youtubers just reacting to others people unfunny jokes. Btw i love your videos ❤
man carrying thing has me trapped in his basement
When he said "and the cords are gonna be made out of" the response should have been "uhhhhh, what cords?"
I think they missed the opportunity to say that the controller, cable, and charger would not be included because they are green and want the box to be as small as possible, gotta save the environment, but make sure to buy them all individually in their own little box.
good day when this man uploads
Nice video keep up the good work👍
What happened to the part where the controllers were sold separately and for around 75% of the price of the actual console itself? Why wasn't that in the video?
I had about 85 other things I wanted to mention to be honest 😂
They actually made one. It was called the apple pippin, but it didn't sell well cause of it's price (duh), so they discontinued it
Why discontinue it. Couldn’t they have just made the price lower?
@@hippoz1089If they can't price gouge what's the point?
@@hippoz1089Because it was far ahead of its time
@@hippoz1089Maybe, but it was essentially a gaming computer that was meant to be to your TV. It was pretty ahead of its time and I doubt they were making much money off of it.
Apple: *writes ideas down*
hopefully lando does like mobile game parody video lol xd
Another funny video from the goat
You never miss with the Apple videos. I’m a die hard Apple fan boy, but every video you make is so true
Same on me for thinking this was only a skit.😂😂
Itl be out by Christmas don’t worry
Man he forgot that it has a built in camera that is the same camera that was used to record (Insert biggest movie at the time) that’s why it’s expensive
Edit- Never-mind Mike did mention it
"Alright alright.... but are we still doing?"
"Yes of course"
I love your videos man. Best game ever 🤣🤣
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@@landokalriz no problem. Can you do one where someone claims they're going to buy something and tries to get away when asked?
This Nutshell Video is wayy So Realistic bro!
Lol thank you for another great one
This surely took you a lot of effort and time and it is so funny and amazing thank you
Thank you❤
Awesome video!
That will cost more than a iPhone
The fact that Apple did make a console in the 80s or 90s and it didnt do well at all makes this even better
Wait until he makes a video about apple house and real-estate
Roof and door sold separately
@@InsertCreativeusername_ handle lock will be a DLC
Functioning water sold separately
this is pure footage from the brainstorming room of apple
😂😂😂😂 good one 🤣
Dawg I just got an Apple ad for Apple Pay before I began this video 😂
Funny story. Apple once DID in fact make a game console. It was called the Apple Pippin. It was in the 90s I believe that they made it and they had Bandi make some games for it. It could even function as a full computer with Macintosh to boot. HOWEVER, it flopped pretty badly due to the price. It was WAY too expensive at around $599, and with no one really seeing to benefit or need for a gaming console and a computer, it sold less than million untis and is still remember as a flop to this day.
dynamic island got me 😂😁😁
Could u do another avengers try outs video?
It's the emphasis on the titanium for me 😂😂😂😂. Best console ever
😂literally all they talked about in every iPhone 15 commercial
The best part is that the #satire is in of itself satire because this is literally what goes on in Apple’s engineering department
Apple loves titanium.
As an apple employee, how did you get the Files? It is supposed to be top secret
I know the boys down at the local genius bar
I love this guy
I got a PS4 ad right before the video 😂
0:04 Lol Apple TV is already a thing
I have a question, so is the disk for GTA6 going to be made out of titanium?
Silly question come on now
I just like how you make jokes about samsung and apple
(wheezing with hysterical laughter)
Irony in the making I got a Apple Pay ad on this video 😂 0:53
Request: if the justice league held open tryouts
This dude feels like my old boss.
VR headset is basically this
They actually tried to make a console in 1998 it went up against the n64 and ps1. It was supposed to be be a multimedia console and it flopped miserably
Controllers, and power cables each sold separately for 500$
As well when it inevitably breaks if you cannot get anything fix with the exact same serial number as your consoles they will not work properly at all meaning you have to buy a whole new one every year since it will kill itself within 11 months 25 days of purchase
Who let the aluminium guy in?!?
What a joke!
Literally the Pippin
*the Apple Bandai Pippin would like to have a word with you*
Somebody's been watching a lot of Ryan George.
Omg this guy is so funny, I love his videos
Supposed to be doing hw watching this instead 🔥🔥
I got an idea, what if you needed to jailbreak the console to be able to play the games 😂😂😂
This seems oddly accurate
This sound like apple arcade in a box......with a camera..........made out of titanium 💀
The goated TH-camr be like, I would literally do anything if it meant that nobody else quit TH-cam💀
I got an Apple ad before this video.
3:06 Is that a reference to that indie game console the ouui that had basically only phone games.
"we can throw in GTA 6" would sadly work
Omg I got an Apple ad right before this video 😭😭😭
The Apple Pippin wishes to be like the iBox
The Pippin came out in 1996 for $599. Was made with Bandai and it hardly had any games on it and the controller has a trackball on it.
Amazon next please!!!! FFS :D You're the only one who can do it justice! Roast'em
The Apple Pippin all over again
But... Pippin... 😂❤😢
Pipin Atmark: Am I a joke to you???
"Console sold separately" 💀
This man is about to snap jesus christ.
Alright yall its time to bring more shit down all custemers so what do we got
Got me rolling on tje floor😂😂😂😂
Don't forget the $999 stand.
If that happen i prolly would shit my pants
1 Gb storage, Pay $400 for another Gb of storage
Hopefully this never happens but knowing apple I'm scared 😨
Friend: what gamming console do you play on?
Me: the Ibox360
The controller is not included 😂
apple already made a console back in the 90s called the apple pipin
Apple should name their gaming console Pippin.
i thought when he mentioned the cords he was gonna say plastic
Apple and Bandai did make the Pippin in 1996, and it flopped hard. It discontinued a year after its release and only sold around 42,000 units. It was like a striped down Macintosh.