I love how he went from “I’m sold” to “could you program it to drive off a cliff, because I’d really love that” not even the sarcastic Lando can sarcasm his way around the apple bs.
Yet they sell us the lie that it is more important to protect the planet that we have no control over than human lives that we do. Man with misplaced priorities.
I was gonna say "Self-driving mode follows Apple Maps, so it will take you about 35-40 minutes to get somewhere about half a mile away, and that's without traffic delays"
bruh i have an iphone and yes i should sh*t on it bc my parents have xrs and the “updates” have ruined their phones, my mom can’t even receive pictures from texts on her phone anymore
@@landokalriz I've been hearing these rumors since the beginning of the internet. If it ever happens it will most likely be a Tesla with a different design but nobody can remove a single screw without voiding the warranty and soft locking the car.
"So that'll be $1,000,000,000 dollars and the windows, doors, steering wheel, wheels, engine, keys and chairs will be sold separately and the battery is gonna run out in only 5 seconds."
My man forgot to mention the "Apple car pro max" which is really disappointing as all the best features are on that one, but it might require a few more zeros 😂
the Steve Jobs Ultra Premium Triple Platinum Limited edition will come out with less usable features, more mediocre cameras a truly horrendous battery life all for the mere measly $2 billion USD
An Apple employee came to my house ready to kick my ass for not having a single apple product...so I kidnapped him and told him that if he doesn't make a good phone he ain't leaving...he's my roommate now
“Oh and don’t let a Samsung user in the car or they’ll be anialated” wow such pure and honest words they might as well have a 5000$ fee for even touching the car
Reasons why apple sucks 1. Preventing software downgrades for iphones when older ipsws/ios are no longer signed in on Itunes 2. Remotely disabling and bootlooping iphones on older ios forcing them to update and erase their phones. 3. Preventing newer backups from being restored on previous macos/ios versions. 4. Making Photos Libraries incompatible on different macos to force people to buy icloud to transfer their photos libraries to different macos. 5. Disabling older working versions of applications that use internet, then make newer versions only be compatible with latest versions of macos/ios to force users to update.
The windows would be "reinvented" in a circle shape to represent the apple logo and not the windows logo. But it'll cost you as much as the car if someone smashes a window open, so don't drive in bad areas like ever.
Ik wen I seen them 4 cameras on the back I screamed, hollered and cried 🤣😂🤣😂🤣because wen it comes Apple the bull💩 never ends but the noise canceling is definitely spot on
Employee: "The ICar has this really cool noise cancelling feature so you don't have to listen to your lying b****** of a wife." Guy: That sounds cool but... Are you alright? Employee: Not at all. The fact he had no hesitation saying that literally killed me lol 😂 you are really good at skits and comedy keep it up.
I love how he went from “I’m sold” to “could you program it to drive off a cliff, because I’d really love that” not even the sarcastic Lando can sarcasm his way around the apple bs.
Hahah he tried but the f*cking he was receiving was to severe to handle
@@landokalriz Too much of something isn’t exactly good, no matter how good it feels 😏
And then back to *”I’m sold”*
@@reliableboi2847wow 😂😂
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"wow that's a lot of 14 year olds" this was such a brilliant line. The amount of labor that goes into some of the resources needed is shocking.
And we all pretend it doesn’t exist, lol
@@landokalriz monkey see no evil
@@landokalriz Most of us know, the companies simply pretend they don't know themselves and apple users eat it up
@@StillSpacey It's also samsung and other companies that uses android not just apple, there's nothing we can do about it 🤦♂
Yet they sell us the lie that it is more important to protect the planet that we have no control over than human lives that we do. Man with misplaced priorities.
I love the "Well, fuck me." "No one wants to fuck you, sir." And the "Yep." when he saw the back up camera.
He already knew what to expect😂
The no-one wants to fuck you was on a personal level 😂😂😂
Sad but I find that relatable
Indeed
@@TheLeviathanYT me too
I was gonna say "Self-driving mode follows Apple Maps, so it will take you about 35-40 minutes to get somewhere about half a mile away, and that's without traffic delays"
LMFAOOOOO
But at least you'll get an accurate map of all the trees on the way!
legends say he's still writing 0's in that notebook
😂
Fr
10^9
@@landokalriz I love how you interact with the community. 😊
man gonna reach googol number by than
You gotta flip it upside down to charge it 😂
*Flashbacks to the Apple Mouse*
😂thought about throwing that in there
I had forgotten about that.., yikes
These Apple videos are always hilarious 😂
I will shit on Apple til the day I die my friend
Preach
@Lando Kalriz that's really good because the company deserves it
bruh i have an iphone and yes i should sh*t on it bc my parents have xrs and the “updates” have ruined their phones, my mom can’t even receive pictures from texts on her phone anymore
@@landokalriz good
Why do I have a feeling Apple is going to take this into an actual idea.
They come out with the actual Apple Car in 2024, we'll see how this video ages😂
@@landokalriz bet u an ICar they will not give you credit
The new Apple VR headset thingy is close enough right? It is a scam Afterall
well I heard its coming in 2024 so lol
@@landokalriz I've been hearing these rumors since the beginning of the internet. If it ever happens it will most likely be a Tesla with a different design but nobody can remove a single screw without voiding the warranty and soft locking the car.
"So that'll be $1,000,000,000 dollars and the windows, doors, steering wheel, wheels, engine, keys and chairs will be sold separately and the battery is gonna run out in only 5 seconds."
It’s gonna be 10^99999999999 repeating
"dont bring an android user in the car, they'll be annhialated" "what was that?" got me cracked up so hard man 🤣🤣🤣 keep up the humuourous work lando
The guy specified "Samsung". So if you have an LG or a OnePlus or, heck, even a Pixel, you're fine.
"Instead of windows, we have 8K cameras so that we can know exactly where you live so we can hack your car the go to the nearest Apple Store."
There should have been no windows
"Wow there are a lot of 14 year olds" 💀💀
Edit: this is probably the most like I've ever had thanks
I'm not 14 though
@@legendspryzens3 You will be.
@@dansmith1661 no I won't
that one made me fall from laughing 😂
@WS47 yeah by 10 years (11 years on the 29th of March this year)
2:12 I lost it!
Damn can't believe he almost has 1 million, I was here since 60k and now he's huge. Keep up the good work man you deserve it
Thanks so much🙏🏼 It's been a freakin blessing
Put in groceries and the car asks you to upgrade for more storage
I bet if they made a car they’d make some special charging cable that no other car uses and forces third party companies to make adapters
to this day the employee is still saying zero
04:10 drill sergeants counting push ups
“This is the inside of the car” “ yeah I was really confused about that” was prob my fav part
Dude your just giving Apple ideas at this point.
My man forgot to mention the "Apple car pro max" which is really disappointing as all the best features are on that one, but it might require a few more zeros 😂
the Steve Jobs Ultra Premium Triple Platinum Limited edition will come out with less usable features, more mediocre cameras a truly horrendous battery life all for the mere measly $2 billion USD
Still a massive discount compared to the ICar
12k backup camera with 10 gb more storage
3:15 “Well f*ck me no-one wants to f*ck you sir”. Had me laughing so much. 😂
😂
@@landokalriz I just realize that you roasted yourself on the part you said no one wants to f*ck you sir…
An Apple employee came to my house ready to kick my ass for not having a single apple product...so I kidnapped him and told him that if he doesn't make a good phone he ain't leaving...he's my roommate now
Meanwhile Apple be like: "Write that down, write that down..."
“I need you to take out ur notebook and write these numbers down: 1000000000000000 ♾️”
BRAVO LANDO!!! PLEASE KEEP THE LAUGHS COMING! YOU'RE FANTASTIC!!!!!
Preciate it man will do🙏🏼
“Oh and don’t let a Samsung user in the car or they’ll be anialated” wow such pure and honest words they might as well have a 5000$ fee for even touching the car
Exactly the way every Apple customer thinks. LOL
11 months later, he started writing on his 5,926th paper
My dude! I'm glad SOMEBODY else understands why/what I hate about Apple! Thank you! 😂
🗿…. “Butttt”
we never even got to figure out how many zeros there were
The AI generated video summary thinks the iCar is real, thats so fucking hilarious
Casual conversational sarcasm. My favorite. 🙄
Dam apple made the I car a manual transmission.
I wonder if the anti-theft system of the Apple Car is going to be the alarm that everybody hates XD
Reasons why apple sucks
1. Preventing software downgrades for iphones when older ipsws/ios are no longer signed in on Itunes
2. Remotely disabling and bootlooping iphones on older ios forcing them to update and erase their phones.
3. Preventing newer backups from being restored on previous macos/ios versions.
4. Making Photos Libraries incompatible on different macos to force people to buy icloud to transfer their photos libraries to different macos.
5. Disabling older working versions of applications that use internet, then make newer versions only be compatible with latest versions of macos/ios to force users to update.
I thought we all agreed that iCar would have no windows
Bro just predicted apple making a car
For anyone wondering the car is 1,000,000,000,000 or 1 trillion
The price tho 😂
Wait until you see the android car, it doesn't even turn on.
“You don’t want a Samsung user inside the car or they’ll get annihilated” 💀
Lmao not the otter box case 😂😂😂
This aged well💀
"Motor and car sold separately"
so inflations gonna be so bad that a house costs 500 billion
This is, just, gold 😂
Amazing video man keep it up🎉🎉🎉🎉
Thank you!
THE INTERIOR IS NOT BAD NGL
this guy just describe apple company in about 4 minutes fun video🤣
Bro 💀
Video request: If Apple Made a Drum Kit.
He guessed that apple would make a car
now the apple iPlane which will cost $1,000,000,000 as a private jet and $600,000,000 as a commercial airliner 💀💀💀
Legend says he still saying zero
Despite all of that, there are already 3000 pre-orders for it 💀💀
Crapple sheeple are going sheeple. whatever garbage Crapple sh-ts out, the sheeple gobble up
As a Samsung user, I felt threatened by this (Apple sucks 😅).
steering wheel also sold seperately
After watching this I am sold with no concerns
Same😐
As far as I’m concerned, this is 100% happening in the near right now.
Bro has beef with apple
I love this so much its amazing
thank youu🙏🏼
Legend has it that he is still writing zeroes.
"That is a lot of 14 year olds" I'm howling
😂
keep fu**ing apple your a legend
"10000000000" BRO WENT BINARY CODE LOL
Yes, just - just yes
“…and don’t let a Samsung user in the car or they’ll be annihilated.”
“What’s that?”
“Moving on…”
This guy should be the star in his own movie lol!
"Don't let a Samsung user in the car or *they'll be annihilated* "
Me *a Samsung user* : ...
Me: damn okay
Some say he’s still writing zeros to this day
The Car:The ISuc
The app to find your car: The Usuc
😂
"F*ck me"
"No one wants to f*ck you sir." 💀
1:50 GIMME BACK MY PHONE CASE 😂😂😂
woah woah woah woah woah, this isn't right! The car has windows
Self driving would become a subscription based service so fucking fast if Apple made EVs
If Apple made a car would it have Windows?
The windows would be "reinvented" in a circle shape to represent the apple logo and not the windows logo. But it'll cost you as much as the car if someone smashes a window open, so don't drive in bad areas like ever.
It wouldn't even have GLASS.
Love you vids
Why does the car have windows?
Because its a car ?
Ik wen I seen them 4 cameras on the back I screamed, hollered and cried 🤣😂🤣😂🤣because wen it comes Apple the bull💩 never ends but the noise canceling is definitely spot on
Thats funny, it has Windows on there.
No way he predicted it
Damn he must have one fine house!
The one thing from Apple that is worth the price:It's shares.
Wow I guess iff apple made a car it would have windows 😮
The funny thing is that they’re actually working on making a car now
"Car sold separately"
The video stopped at 1 trillion...BUT HE WAS STILL GOING!
I love how now this is canon
Rumor has it he is still saying zeros on this day
2:12 💀 they would definitely do that
Legends say he still saying 0
Legends say he is still chanting "zero zero zero...."
Wow I started at Mcds at 15…could’ve been at Apple a YEAR sooner!?!? Damn
Employee: "The ICar has this really cool noise cancelling feature so you don't have to listen to your lying b****** of a wife."
Guy: That sounds cool but... Are you alright?
Employee: Not at all.
The fact he had no hesitation saying that literally killed me lol 😂 you are really good at skits and comedy keep it up.
The cost should have ended with 10000000000999
I can see why doctors hate apple products
4k resolution backup camera 💀💀
“Engine and steering wheel sold separately”