Is This the Worst Ask Alli Letter of All Time?

Alli Breen is zooming in from Florida, where we let her in on a study about the connection between sex and cannabis. We then get to Sexy Time, where we have a jealous boyfriend, a man that needs to share a certain history with an ex, and the weirdest letter in the history of Ask Alli.

[@swampmonster2381]

Love you show guys and gals been listening for a long time fantastic shows

[@josiahrickens4556]

As a former vol firefighter I know what it's like to be on call 24/7

[@jgs1703]

Do they actually believe the swirlie story was real?

[@RayW....]

Most are fake...imo

[@ericsmithhart8509]

Yes I guarantee you it’s true because it has its own genre in porn!

[@Doormanswift]

I have questioned many letters. Unfortunately, they could just as easily be true.

[@Jsmith9055]

Im almost 100% POSITIVE that letter is real. Have you never been on the internet?

[@rickyunholz8310]

@@RayW.... You are correct...Tom cant leave poop talk alone!

[@freakshowfilmfestival3591]

Swirlie Guy has a girlfriend.... YET, I can't keep one because I work too much too keep a roof over our heads, keep the lights on, and keep food in the house. 🙄

[@nealfeldpausch715]

Swirlies !?
Who the...
What the ...

[@deanyanko3326]

he probably eats chocolate Eskimo pie too or (#2)

[@healthcareforallfiftyseven3773]

Something Tom thought up, no doubt.

[@rickyunholz8310]

@@healthcareforallfiftyseven3773 100% true...Tom makes them all talk about poop or toilet related stuff

[@montanausa329]

Sleepy and paranoid. Same as me

[@healthcareforallfiftyseven3773]

The stalkers of the entire globe would like to thank Tom for his dogged pursuit of Alli's GPS coordinates so that, what? So that he can continue to think of something useful to say, apparently. Always lovely, that Alli. Tom you need to rein in your inner Creep.

[@ewdog2585]

I always enjoy hearing the entire program from the day before since Tom never has anything original or funny to say, so he regurgitates the same drivel from earlier in the week. Really only need to listen on Fridays and you will get tom retelling everyone else's funniest bits from the week and butchering them in the process with spoon fed context

[@joeybagodonuts6683]

She doesn't care, why do you?

[@lizhenderson1538]

🤣🤣🤣

[@lizhenderson1538]

If Tom weren’t the boss he would have been fired long ago 😂

[@healthcareforallfiftyseven3773]

@@joeybagodonuts6683 1st amendment pal. I can speak. thanks for looking out for my mental health though. truly touching.

[@MissPolice1]

Out…OUT….GET OUT

[@landonjensen8952]

North Carolina is no longer a Southern state. It has been fully mid Atlantic since at least 2008.

[@christophercummings9619]

Good they're welcome to the northeast.