Got a little dicey in later seasons when the mg42 dislocated her tiny shoulders; having the bailif akimbo .50 magnums was a decent compromise, aswell as replacing the gavel with an 88
@@SicMvndvsCreatvsEst8 who said anything about defending the accused? I came to make the exact same comment and I sue people who don’t pay their bills for construction materials
Your honor I’d like to prepare our opening statement, the defendant was merely interpreting a dish that was already misinterpreted by the United States and should not be charged for the non-authentic dish. furthermore judge we’d like to push for the defendant to be found not guilty or I will proceed to let that mf sing 🔫
@@percyross7612 neither of them really resemble Chinese food, so on the rare occasion I eat them I just call it American/British food, because that's what it is
@@35327290 Nah nah, listen up. Americans love japan, cause after we kicked their ass they became our friends. But with China we still are butting heads with them constantly.
Last court session I went to almost ended like this but luckily the universal tea time struck so we all sat down and had some tea. Afterwards the swords were drawn. We are people of class after all.
Reddit White people over here arguing about the correct use of chopsticks. While I'm over sipping my American Midwestern pop through a straw and staying out of it
Panda Express was actually founded by a Chinese person. I find that funny because it is the most Americanized Chinese I can think of. Also as a someone who use to work there, it was very popular with Chinese tourists for some odd reason. There is a picture of me handing one tourists a large cup of soda. He was surprised by the size and since it was a mall the refills was 50 cents. I wonder how he react if he went to a regular one and see the refills are for free. Also fortune cookies I believe are a Chinese American invitation. Kinda like the chimichanga, while not Mexican per se it was made by a Mexican American. We have a lot of food like that. Not from X but invented by a X American.
@@MrSophire I have an uncle who is born and raised in mexico rich as fuck, and every time he visits the u.s he always goes to taco bell. I swear italians are the only ones complaining about the bastardization of their cuisine
Of course! Japan is in China, along with Korea, Mongolia, Thailand, Taiwan, and many countries in south-east Asia! They all speak the same language, and I know this because I can’t tell where one character begins and the other ends.
This is the best one of the series! Every time I watch it, it makes me laugh. Hopefully you all don’t take this too seriously and can laugh at all the silliness.
You’re calling that shakey? I lived in the US for 5 years and had to deal with people imitating my ‘British’ accent all the time. Everyone was AWFUL. It really cannot be overstated how bad the their genuine attempts were. I’ve only heard pro actors get close, but only to that overly posh-sounding accent (Hermione Granger-esque). Compared to 99% of Americans, this guy is doing a fabulous job!
@@seretap5211dude... this black guy that you watching is living in Britain, and the guy above you is talking about him attempting to speak American accent, not British accent.
@@asifmetal666how do you not understand Fat means large And Chinese is short for a type of cultural meal where some aisian originating spices and ways of preparing dishes are infused within a classic British palette to create a takeaway no Brit can resist
I went on a date with a girl once who was nice but just dumb as hell. Said she really wanted to go to Italy, then she said "thats in paris right?" I was like no sweetheart italy is a country it wouldnt fit in the city of paris
Me and a friend where talking about a senior trip after highschool, Egypt pyramids, Italy vatican, Paris france and tokyo Japan where options. My cousin 15 said that sounded like a fun road trip we live in the USA. Non of the options where a road trip.😅
It's like when Americans say Scotland is in ENGLAND Never say anything like this to the Scottish Because it wouldn't matter if you have a tank you will be dealing with their whole CLAN from every direction with everything from a knife to a massive tree log which is being used as a projectile (if you don't believe me about the log check out the high land games) And i have seen an group of 9 tough American on the receiving end of the anger from 2 Scotsmans After they implied that they are english.
@@Jakub2 well, i said could because as you said, it could just be that, but i though it would be neat as a reference. Btw, it would not be backwards, please learn a bit more about history before trying to make false claims.
@@pasply I very much doubt this skit is using a WW2 reference as opposed to a funny joke. I thought of it as China land was in Japanese hands. Guess it works the other way too
@@beesechurgr0People in London are next level. They'll just teleport behind you and slice you in half or something. Your Desert Eagle might work again the rest of Europe, but not London.
As an American, “Japan is in China” is the most American thing I’ve every herd Edit: in the suburbs/Ghetto of Allentown it is herd, not heard Edit 2: Edit 1 is clearly a joke
What do you mean? America copied everything that England has including the language, they changed a few ways to pronounce the word and called it "American" English
The funny thing is that it's true, the Yamato tribe, which makes up 90% of Japan's inhabitants is an ethnic group from mainland China. Meanwhile, the original Japanese tribe is the Ainu which only has a population of around 50,000. So Genetically Japanese are Chinese.
The judge has an entire arsenal underneath his desk
he’s packing a red white and blue 1911 under his outfit
More like an entire armory
Justice rifle
Bro has a death dispenser under there
@@_TheMufflnMan_ JUSTICE RIFLE
A prime example of a single man being the judge, jury, and executioner.
Judge Dredd
Also the accused
💀💀
@@tigerseye2596where did we go right? 😞
The One JUDGE THET CAME PREPARED😮😮😮😅
As an American I can confirm this is how the legal system works
Its true
'MERICA 🤠 🇺🇲
Bro they in a florida court look at the flag
As a Native American, this is how our "federally granted government" works also
@@the2050thwell how else are we supposed to stab things?
“Japan is in china”
That’s the most American statement I’ve ever heard in my life
im in japan. My aunts flew from china with me
im american(chinese)
That's ignorant, it has nothing to do with America. Just people who don't quite understand that there are World Maps.
Bruh y'all got so triggered up. It's just a joke.
@@sunitathakur5975 we aren’t triggered, you see any semblance of pushback and immediately start crying
As an American I can confirm this is how every episode of judge Judy ends
Got a little dicey in later seasons when the mg42 dislocated her tiny shoulders; having the bailif akimbo .50 magnums was a decent compromise, aswell as replacing the gavel with an 88
Yeah... I remember how Judge Judy episodes used to be
@@Yt_people_are_lowkeyannoying yeah, she'd end every episode with a bunch of dancin lobsters, classic Judge Judy
@@ObviouslyNotXenrek Facts tho
GOOD THING YOU CAN CONFIRM AS AN AMERICAN HAHAHA WHAT A FUNNY COMMENT
As an American I can confirm that court cases always end in a shootout to make sure that we can easily decide a winner
E
@@EEEEEEEE good point.
@@EEEEEEEE unbelievably true
@@EEEEEEEE deffo true
@@EEEEEEEE exactly.
As an American lawyer, I can safely say that this is precisely how every court appearance ends.
Thank you for defending the accused. It is needed.
@@SicMvndvsCreatvsEst8 who said anything about defending the accused? I came to make the exact same comment and I sue people who don’t pay their bills for construction materials
Your honor I’d like to prepare our opening statement, the defendant was merely interpreting a dish that was already misinterpreted by the United States and should not be charged for the non-authentic dish. furthermore judge we’d like to push for the defendant to be found not guilty or I will proceed to let that mf sing 🔫
Well fuck. As someone planning on law school, i better have my gf take me to the gun range with her next time
@@FIRING_BLIND get strapped, son!
“Japan is in China!” LOL😂😂😂
I was looking for this one.
I thought it was.
Take my like yaBastArdO!
I'm actually sure that Japan wouldn't mind, since it would be a break from capitalism that oppresses them so much.
+200000 social credit.
As a Chinese person, seeing Americans and British people arguing about chinese food was hilarious
Is that a thing?! Bruh haha I didn't know we argued over that its hilarious! I need to fight with british guys more often.
@@BronzedBeast Bro that was literally in the video wdym you’ve never seen that 💀
As a Chinese person… I like American Chinese food. That British Chinese “food” looks very gross lol
@@percyross7612 I know American Chinese isn't super authentic, but those British versions looked terrible lol
@@percyross7612 neither of them really resemble Chinese food, so on the rare occasion I eat them I just call it American/British food, because that's what it is
started with a chinese conflict and ended with an american ending, truly cultured
"Case closed."
"The hell it is!"
*"The hell it ain't!*
😂
"Justice!"
Shoulda been thrown out.
New case: Attempted murder of the first degree!
@@ginnyjollykidd into heaven
Most calm American court
"Japan is in China" had me rolling
"The hell it is!"
"The hell it ain't!"
“Justice!”
It’s ironic cause I’m watching Justice League too 😂
@@abiezerEscudexd
@@abiezerEscudeironical!
This is the first and the last time i have ever seen a judge yell out justice and start spraying.
You obviously haven't watched enough judge judy
How do you know it's the last time?
As an American I can attest to the fact that this is 100% accurate of our legal court proceedings.
🤣 Judges must serve in the US military for at least 10 years before being hired.
And as a Brit I can attest to the fact that this is 100% accurate to our Chinese
No, it ain't!
@@FreakingRandomName Don't worry, Jade Lee and I are joking.
@@FreakingRandomName 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
i swear all this man's videos is like a weird fever dream
As an American, this is how 90% of court cases go
Honestly? I want a show of that
It’s a joke
@@docavar5698 its not. my uncle got shot in court and stabbed the shooter to death, who also happened to be the defendant
As another American, I can also confirm this
>95% during October of an election year or during 'Sweeps Week.'
"Taste good though." Honestly the best argument there is.
yeah, call it what you like, no labels matter if the food is good
It tastes horrible though.
@@superhond1733you must have no taste buds then
@@superhond1733it’s pretty good
@@superhond1733I like it
The judge pulling out a gun and saying "Justice!" Is probably the hardest thing I've ever seen in my life
He learned a little bit from his nations son if you get it
Now we know where the court was held
@@Froggo.Frognacious.Froggington in a school
@@memeknight360 in america
It was a tripod
The ending be like “MURICA🇺🇸🦅”😂😂😂
Average American court case:
I absolutely LOST it at "the hell it ain't!" and the judge pulling the gun 😂😂😭😂😂
Omg me too dude 🤣
The judge is like naw we aint done here, lemme pull out my AK-47 🤣🤣
This is a pretty average courtroom scene though
Man what 😂
Bo’oh o’ wa’er somehow manages to force itself into every single video this man posts
We'd riot if it didn't!
@@Finckelstein yes we would! 😂
It's a great running gag!
😂😂😂😂
And somehow, it always blends well
“objection! Japan is in China” is KILLING ME 😂😂😂😂
main gon say "right?" at then end
**sound of Chinese nationalists nodding their head**
Its gonna be soon enough 😬
@@yutaronakajima199 BRO 😂😂😂😂
*+9999999 credit score*
I was so relieved when it said "Getting a Chinese" it could have been so much worse
What, like 'Im off out, going to get a Chinky'
Yup, if this video was 20 years ago i can guarantee it wouldve been a shorter version of Chinese 😂
I felt that too 😂
@@samsby14wait what? what was it?
@@nicaretezeteticon6934some British people would have taken away the ‘ese’ and replaced it with other letters
That ending was the most American thing I’ve seen in a TH-cam video
Japan being in China was as American as the guns 😂😂😂😂
@@35327290 Nah nah, listen up. Americans love japan, cause after we kicked their ass they became our friends. But with China we still are butting heads with them constantly.
Thats the punchline
This is America
Average dumb foreigner:
Oh hey, Bri'ish courts end this way too, except we say "The wigs coming off" and draw swords
Don’t be ridiculous. We say the wig’s turning around. We’d never fight without a wig. Do some research next time.
@@sophiefrancis8295 fancy pants southern wig fighter here. In the north we know better than to risk mixing blood and powder
Last court session I went to almost ended like this but luckily the universal tea time struck so we all sat down and had some tea. Afterwards the swords were drawn. We are people of class after all.
@@sophiefrancis8295ahahahahahahahahahaha
This should be pinned 💀
Man' busted out a fully automatic rifle and yelled 'Justice!' That's a respectable judge.
561 likes with no comments? Lemme be a bot.
"Justice" had me rollin
“Both of you are worried about Chinese authenticity. And you both aren’t Chinese.”
Basically summarized Twitter
276 likes and no reply? Let me fix that
319 like and only 1 reply let me fix that
@@EngineerFromTf2 400 likes and only two replies! Let me fix that
@@amackzie its not 400
lmao
As an American, I can confirm this is how court cases go.
Followed by a monster truck duel in the parking lot.
I cant stand watching these monkeys
@@jazzyj7834 that’s only in the case that both oppositions survive
I mean i would like to bring back Formal Duels
As a law school student... 🖕
Wonder how many times this has happened for the judge to just have a gun at the ready.
Lol
Too many times man. Now the judge have to take matters into his own hand
@@popepenguin1st973 court don't even need a hammer at that point
🎶this is America🎶
Probably daily man, This shit is maybe in Chicago or maybe Detroit you can’t have shit in Detroit.
It’s the American dream all over again.
That escalated too quickly for my brain to comprehend
"Objection Japan is in China right" got me dying
😂
That was one of the most American things I've heard all year lol
He said it with such confidence that I believed it for a moment
literally spat out my drink
You guys don't put ideas in Xi's Head.. he will do it
“Neither of you are Chinese and are arguing about Chinese authenticity”
Twitter in a nutshell
lmao
Yeah
White women in particular:
@@cye2310 racists in particular
Reddit White people over here arguing about the correct use of chopsticks. While I'm over sipping my American Midwestern pop through a straw and staying out of it
Not only is he a Judge and Jury, he's also the executioner
He is the LAW!
I did no expect this level of chaos 😂😂😂
"Japan is in China"
"Right?"
I have always been outraged by the presence of greasy chips in my local Chinese buffet restaurant run by Vietnamese.
Yes, and nothing happened to Nanjing while Japan was in China during December 17, 1937
@@2maddie184I know the event.
There was a special offer in a chow mein restaurant, 50% off.
@@2maddie184oh man, the ones who see it couldnt unsee it. secondary trauma is real tbh
As a Japanese I agree with this statement 😂❤
I legit lost it at the "Objection! Japan is in China." line 😂😂😂
That was excellently done. Had me rolling
@@callumfinlayson-palmer8393 same
Same
😂😂😂😂😂
@@callumfinlayson-palmer8393 japan: "yes, yes. The cover ups are doing good. Forget about the disease testimg on "logs"
“And that is how the 300 year old war of British and American Chinese food started, while the Chinese didn’t even give a shit”
Chinese people really don't. Y'all eat whatever you want and as long as you don't purposefully slander our culture, go nuts with it.
🤷♂️
They were funding the whole thing.
@@mobiiustrip2828 not gonna lie I respect that hustle
@@painvillegaming4119as a British it would be a very entertaining match with full funding on both sides
Bro that judge is locked and loaded
“Orange chicken- They ain’t got that in China!”
“Tastes good though…”😂😂😂😂
Oddly enough, there is a non ignorant defense. "True, but it was made by Chinese people in America."
Panda Express was actually founded by a Chinese person. I find that funny because it is the most Americanized Chinese I can think of. Also as a someone who use to work there, it was very popular with Chinese tourists for some odd reason. There is a picture of me handing one tourists a large cup of soda. He was surprised by the size and since it was a mall the refills was 50 cents. I wonder how he react if he went to a regular one and see the refills are for free.
Also fortune cookies I believe are a Chinese American invitation. Kinda like the chimichanga, while not Mexican per se it was made by a Mexican American. We have a lot of food like that. Not from X but invented by a X American.
Mandarin oranges originated in south asia and china though..
@@MrSophire I have an uncle who is born and raised in mexico rich as fuck, and every time he visits the u.s he always goes to taco bell. I swear italians are the only ones complaining about the bastardization of their cuisine
@@MrSophire Tbf, the Panda Express in Guam is amazing.
The judge really just said “JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!!!!!!!”
Oh I get a reference for once 😂
@@iexist1349congratulations
Ugh I wasn't ready. Gave me flashbacks
fucking pharaoh
I hated that character bruh
“Japans in China, right?”😂 nah fam you did us dirty 😂
But he didn't lie.😂
@@bartsanders1553 bro what?
@@YestinTV Ask an American where America is on a map. He told no lie.
@@bartsanders1553 ask a roadman what the 7 continents are? They don’t even know the definition
@@Vl0gWithAb got em
Americans saying "Japan's in China, right?"
Im Canadian, but. I still felt that. Lol.
No one actually says that
"Japan's in China" is the most American thing you can ever hear 💀
Of course! Japan is in China, along with Korea, Mongolia, Thailand, Taiwan, and many countries in south-east Asia! They all speak the same language, and I know this because I can’t tell where one character begins and the other ends.
@@nobleradical2158 I'm gonna leave the fact that I know that they're actually different cause I'm laughing so hard at this shit😂
@@ashborn2470 I can't differentiate mekong river countries alphabet they looks the same to me 😢
This line got me too 😂
Maybe in WW2 "Japan's in China" made sense.
We don't want a criminal lawyer. We want a CRIMINAL lawyer. 😂😂
Like criminal lawyers aren't criminals themselves
Better Call Saul
@@fahkrudin98 I'm not even gonna start
Better call Saul
ah a man of culture i see
as an american lawyer i can confirm this happens at every court case
Pretty soon. Yeah. That will
Be one version of the American court system. 😐
Not every court especially if were dealing with a serial killer! ✋
True
As a lawyer from outside America I would like to use this alternate dispute resolution tactic to revolutionise my country’s legal system as well
At the very least I imagine it feels like it.
People here are crazy on a good day.
This is the best one of the series! Every time I watch it, it makes me laugh. Hopefully you all don’t take this too seriously and can laugh at all the silliness.
"The hell it is"
*pulls out pistol*
"The hell it ain't"
*pulls out assault rifle*
Wouldn’t be an American court if it were any other way🫡
You just repeated the joke
*Sporting rifle
@@MountainsBreathIf you wanna get technical it was a tripod
@@MountainsBreathbro got humbled so bad he didn't respond
Guy's American accent seemed kind of shakey, but then he pulled a piece in a courtroom 100% authentic freedom sauce right there.
You’re calling that shakey? I lived in the US for 5 years and had to deal with people imitating my ‘British’ accent all the time. Everyone was AWFUL. It really cannot be overstated how bad the their genuine attempts were. I’ve only heard pro actors get close, but only to that overly posh-sounding accent (Hermione Granger-esque). Compared to 99% of Americans, this guy is doing a fabulous job!
@@seretap5211dude... this black guy that you watching is living in Britain, and the guy above you is talking about him attempting to speak American accent, not British accent.
@@seretap5211 good. British ppl deserve to be made fun of
@@seretap5211 yea I mean it’s hard for people to imitate accents unless they really try and practice
Is he not american? I thought he was faking the british accent
“Case closed? The hell it is”🤣😭
@@dotxoz._I fucked up. Appreciate it tho lol.
@@dotxoz._ Oh no, I know you weren’t. You’re good bro
Made me blink in surprise
But the judge said "the hell it ain't"
Movie : Gun slinger at court
Yesterday a friend informed me of his plan to “wolf down a fat chinese” and i couldn’t help cracking up at that
lol as an american, i would imagine someone eating a chinese dude
😂😂😂😂😂
WTF is that even mean!?
Wolf down a FAT CHINESE! Can anyone explain this
@@asifmetal666 quickly and enthusiatically consuming a large quantity of food from a chinese takeaway
@@asifmetal666how do you not understand
Fat means large
And Chinese is short for a type of cultural meal where some aisian originating spices and ways of preparing dishes are infused within a classic British palette to create a takeaway no Brit can resist
"Japan is in china!"got me rolling💀
😂😂
I wasn’t expecting that ong 😢
Mfw the ROC finally got their occupation zone
Give Chewkz his Bing Chillin ❄️🥶 credits
++++++ social credit
“Japan is in China”
As a Japanese who’ve heard an American saying “Tokyo is in China no?” that cracked me up😂
I went on a date with a girl once who was nice but just dumb as hell. Said she really wanted to go to Italy, then she said "thats in paris right?" I was like no sweetheart italy is a country it wouldnt fit in the city of paris
Me and a friend where talking about a senior trip after highschool, Egypt pyramids, Italy vatican, Paris france and tokyo Japan where options. My cousin 15 said that sounded like a fun road trip we live in the USA. Non of the options where a road trip.😅
It's like when Americans say Scotland is in ENGLAND
Never say anything like this to the Scottish
Because it wouldn't matter if you have a tank you will be dealing with their whole CLAN from every direction with everything from a knife to a massive tree log which is being used as a projectile
(if you don't believe me about the log check out the high land games)
And i have seen an group of 9 tough American on the receiving end of the anger from 2 Scotsmans
After they implied that they are english.
@@freddiefackelmayer5267
Im fucking crying, what are we doing to our education system? 😭
@@harryjohnson9215 they'll say this and call themselves Scottish because apparently their 25th great great grandad was half scottish
When the judge said the helll it ain’t just killed me JUSTICE😭😭
Most calm Twitter discussion:
🗿
☠️
True
I… wait…
Bro that judge is hella prepared
He's surrounded by black guys what did you expect. Im jk guys im jk, now lower your pitchforks.
@@monsesh1316 boooo 🍅🍅, what a shitty attempt at a “joke”
I like how the British guy was confident enough to speak things in Accent
Alot of Brits cosplay as Americans when they talk street ayylmao.
@@liammeech3702exactly, it's the go to if we want to be unsophisticated scum. 🧐🇬🇧
It’s seems like half the actors you see on American television are actually British.
@@Yimello a lot of the black actors are too
The judge became batman with a gun at the end😂😂😂
Average American solution to an unsolved argument:
Also the "We won WW2" argument towards other people that's not American
Average British comeback to jokes about their food. "Well at least our schkewls aren't Call of Duty...!"
@@luxitos2867 Well to be fair, you don't have to worry about your kid getting blasted at a UK school, so....
@@luxitos2867average American comeback when someone jokes about them: ‘aet leasht weh dahnt aaave baaahd dahntal cahre’
@@MrJonezy541they care more about their feelings than their kids… Americans for ya 😂
The confidence in the "Objection! Japan is in China!" makes it such a good line.
Especially since Chinese business owners are the ones who give them to you.
it could be a reference to ww2 because of what japan did in china
@@pasply no. it was just a joke. and it would be backwards
@@Jakub2 well, i said could because as you said, it could just be that, but i though it would be neat as a reference. Btw, it would not be backwards, please learn a bit more about history before trying to make false claims.
@@pasply I very much doubt this skit is using a WW2 reference as opposed to a funny joke.
I thought of it as China land was in Japanese hands. Guess it works the other way too
This is what every country thinks happens after an American trial is over.
this is exactly what happens
i'm currently on a grand jury and this is how we end each day
Because that's the truth.
No this is true. Americans love doing that. We shoot shit up that we don’t agree with and that’s why everyone copy our culture and fear us.
But this is what happens
"Japan is in China", I'm dead!😂😂😂😂
“The hell it ain’t” sent me bro
I caught that too, bro I'm dead
*"Justice!"*
As an American I can confirm thisbis how our courtrooms work
The best part is always getting into a firefight with the judge
that's true. as a juror, i always go after the defendant
The unexpected devolution of the end is pure beauty. Just wtf am I laughing so hard at that.
I think you mean evolution
America 🎉🎉🎉🎉
“No justice, no peace” 😂
@@reesejohnson2788 also: justice? No peace!
This is a masterpiece
The judge took being sentenced to death to a whole new level
Judge Dread wants to know your location.
Never book a judge by his cover
This judge learned from Ned Stark.
"The man who passes the sentence should wield the S̶w̶o̶r̶d̶ gun"
😂😂
**pulls out knife**
"Oi, you don wanna mess wit me mate"
my 50 A.E desert eagle disagrees
*Pulls out butter knife*
"Bet."
fuck around and get smoked by our freedom
@@beesechurgr0People in London are next level. They'll just teleport behind you and slice you in half or something. Your Desert Eagle might work again the rest of Europe, but not London.
@@A_User time to get the Frenchies
God damn, the judge was ready to drop the hammer in more than one way.
You are very talented and very funny. I hope you find success.
"Objection! Japan's in China! Right?"
😂😂😂😂😂
Hehe nice nice num bro
Funny, but then,, he is american
😂😂😂😂
as someone who went to school to study the formation of identities in east asia, one can make the argument that japan is china
@@johnsmithjohnsmithjohnfollowing this logic one can argue that Ukraine is Russia, Ireland is UK and Finland is Sweden
“The hell it ain’t, justice!”
*turns into a tank*
😂
Bro turns into Power Ranger💀💀
How is he a tank? He doesn’t have armour and 120mm
@silasannanack6129 it's a joke
@@silasannanack6129 yes he does? look a lil closer.
As an authentic Chinese, I approve this message.
And foot massage?
@@nothanks9503 Go next door, Thai massage parlour.
loool
A BOTTLE Of WATER got laughing HARD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As an American I’ve never seen an American lawyer captured so well
The worst part is that I can imagine some American saying that Japan is in China lmfao
Have seen a aduleupnext short in the short of contrys that still have slave he said Tokyo is in china💀💀
Way more than one😔
@@dreadaby wait tokyo is not in china???? is it in asia then?
@@cloudyhamster It actually is in Asia tho
@@digitail4000 ohh right its in india i remember
Judge is the most American person I've seen today.
@coola_spiderit isn't
This comment was funny, showing appreciation to the creator, and other
The hell it is
*Pulls out a machine gun
@@nabutakahashi2593it’s a joke
This gotta be one of the wildest fever dreams ever 😂😂😂
“Objection! Japan is in China”
Got me rolling on the floor dying bro
It's so relatable since american are so good at geography 😂💀
E
He made fun of so many people under a minute but without having anyone mad at him. He's such a genius😂
The judge saying "justice" as he unloads his rifle had me laughing like crazy 😂😂😂
Same
FREEDOM🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥💣💣💣💣
Justice for Merica 😂😂😂😂
I'm batman
Convergent evolution of inventing Judge Dredd.
Very rarely had a good authentic laugh. Nice one on this one.
The judge wasn't bout to be punked in his own house😂
He screamed his attack out. JUSTICE!!
As an American I can vouch that this is how you appeal a court decision. Thank you for keeping it authentic!
"The hell it is"
"The hell it ain't"
Fucking gold.
FUCKING FAX
Yes
Pulls out a big gun I will have order in the court😂
"Justice!" *gunshots*
Well if that isn't the most American thing I've even seen 💀
Fr💀
Batman overcover
Just need an eagle and some boyscouts (boyscouts are a popular American thing right?)
@@gaminganimators7000I'm a boy scout with a 50 caliber desert eagle.
Fr
Bro really pulled an assault rifle out his ass💀
isn't that where all americans keep them?
Gta
@@ikaraboga5981bro 😂
@@arrow4749i wish we could own assault rifles, maybe if we were actually a free country.
Ass-ault
How American legal proceedings are settled
Sounds very Renaissance, no fair judgement outside the Inquisition and people just duel with guns.
The final remedy is trial by gunfight.
Just so you know, YT asked me to "rate this comment" and I gave it 5 stars for being informative 👍
When he said "Do you know what the british call chinese takeout?" I got really worried 😂😂
The cackling in the crowd at “bottle o water” killed me 😂
As an American, “Japan is in China” is the most American thing I’ve every herd
Edit: in the suburbs/Ghetto of Allentown it is herd, not heard
Edit 2: Edit 1 is clearly a joke
*heard
Did you post this comment while getting railed or something?
@@incoporealmage294 This better not be a railroad reference
@@incoporealmage294 the profile picture makes it look that way
bro im not American but i couldn't stop laughing at that joke lol I'm English and i can not stand our "chinese" food
“There’s a lot of Indian restaurants, take on the Indian competition.”
First they take the history, now they take the food💀
lmao
What do you mean? America copied everything that England has including the language, they changed a few ways to pronounce the word and called it "American" English
@@thecasualgamer9171 that's because WE WERE ENGLISH. We didn't copy anything.
@@thecasualgamer91711. We came here from England. Of course we copied everything from England, it’s our home country
2. Ever heard of dialects?
Yeah, where did you think tea came from
The lawyer really upped it in court😂😂 prosecuter to prose-shooter
That was the most American ending I think I’ve ever seen
I was your like number 420 😏
Lol
Lol
I assume this is how most American arguments end
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As a Brit, this is what I imagine an average day in America is like
That's hilarious
@@AndyLishious lol
It is 😂
it very much is like this everyday, but it's mainly in Texas or Florida
@@arogueburrito lmao
"Japan is in China!"
Geography has left the chat 😂😂
I mean japan is to china what canada is to america but japan copies china more
To be fair he isn't wrong, for nearly a decade Japan was in China lol
The worst part is they say fortune cookies is Japanese i think
The funny thing is that it's true, the Yamato tribe, which makes up 90% of Japan's inhabitants is an ethnic group from mainland China. Meanwhile, the original Japanese tribe is the Ainu which only has a population of around 50,000. So Genetically Japanese are Chinese.
@@texanwokey8366there was also a time in WWII where china fell to the Japanese tho soooo
That ending went much harder than I was expecting
Half expected the british to pull out a butter knife 💀
Nah, butter knifes are shite. Could ching man up with a good one though
Nah we'd pull out a boiled kettle
I thought bro was gonna pull out a cutlass 💀💀💀
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