When my kid was bleeding I regretted cleaning him up vs taking him as was. I felt like no one listened to us at how bad it was . Luckily I took pictures and that helped .
There’s FOR SURE a difference between Tennessee, Virginia, and Georgia accents. Also there’s a very Pennsylvanian accent (Pittsburgh), Michigan has one for sure. Chicago is a famous accent (think any Jim Gaffigan gangster voice bit, or any time Santino slips into his native tongue). There IS some kind of accent out in the west in LDS prevalent states like Idaho/Utah, but it’s hard to describe. It was very obvious in the Keep Sweet documentary.
Yay for Derek being back on! 👏🏻 My kids & I were just taking about different American accents the other day, I think there is a variety of Southern ones. Loved the airport story!
Not sure what is more annoying....me being annoyed knowing those fake ferns are touching their arms/shoulders and not doing anything about it OR if I were there and those fake ferns kept touching me and I didn't do anything about it.
I have a hint of southern and my client group is north eastern. And they will be meaner on purpose, edgier, harder to please many times. I know what he is speaking on from my job as a csr. I know what he means when he said they held their laughs. 💯 you two together have given me a solid ab work out today 👏👏👏👏💫💫💫💫💯💯💯
It’s funny how much John loves to deconstruct comedy. It’s almost like he thinks he has to teach us because we don’t understand how humor works. We get it John. 😂
Hehehe yea fair, for me I be learning tho. A delivered homeschool from the Egypt of social skills here so that’s probably why but 🤷🏽♂️ it’s cool to me! :)
John leave it to the professionals when it come to fixing stuff or even attempting to do regular house maintenance. And I would have done the same with bloody rag, Ive almost thought of calling the ambulance when I was having a kidney stone attack so I could bypass setting in the waiting room for hours to be seen
Okay question, why do people get tickets to your show if they don't like your humor? That's so weird to me. Are they just buying tickets to a comedy show and don't know you?? I would KILL to see your show! Come to Salt Lake!!
6 people waiting 8 thumbs up ….net positive!! Johns mom ❤️
elizabeth?
yes that's a bible reference that know one will understand
One of the best modern-day comedians that can make anyone laugh.
When my kid was bleeding I regretted cleaning him up vs taking him as was. I felt like no one listened to us at how bad it was . Luckily I took pictures and that helped .
I saw you guys last week! Thanks for a great night!! Much needed laughter! The “Benjamin” thing still has me giggling 🤣🤣
Derrick must be a fan of skittles
There’s FOR SURE a difference between Tennessee, Virginia, and Georgia accents. Also there’s a very Pennsylvanian accent (Pittsburgh), Michigan has one for sure. Chicago is a famous accent (think any Jim Gaffigan gangster voice bit, or any time Santino slips into his native tongue). There IS some kind of accent out in the west in LDS prevalent states like Idaho/Utah, but it’s hard to describe. It was very obvious in the Keep Sweet documentary.
Me:Yeah yeah those rich guys!
Mentions Accountants..
Hey we aren't all rich 🤣
Yay for Derek being back on! 👏🏻 My kids & I were just taking about different American accents the other day, I think there is a variety of Southern ones. Loved the airport story!
Not sure what is more annoying....me being annoyed knowing those fake ferns are touching their arms/shoulders and not doing anything about it OR if I were there and those fake ferns kept touching me and I didn't do anything about it.
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I have a hint of southern and my client group is north eastern. And they will be meaner on purpose, edgier, harder to please many times. I know what he is speaking on from my job as a csr. I know what he means when he said they held their laughs. 💯 you two together have given me a solid ab work out today 👏👏👏👏💫💫💫💫💯💯💯
It’s funny how much John loves to deconstruct comedy. It’s almost like he thinks he has to teach us because we don’t understand how humor works. We get it John. 😂
Hehehe yea fair, for me I be learning tho. A delivered homeschool from the Egypt of social skills here so that’s probably why but 🤷🏽♂️ it’s cool to me! :)
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If you have to do anymore garage stuff, call a mechanical guy, like a handyman
It's pronounced "Bahston".
Y'all need to get it right!!! 😂
John leave it to the professionals when it come to fixing stuff or even attempting to do regular house maintenance. And I would have done the same with bloody rag, Ive almost thought of calling the ambulance when I was having a kidney stone attack so I could bypass setting in the waiting room for hours to be seen
Night Lucas
Original bandage is fair game
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……ok Barney
Okay question, why do people get tickets to your show if they don't like your humor? That's so weird to me. Are they just buying tickets to a comedy show and don't know you?? I would KILL to see your show! Come to Salt Lake!!